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>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet
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>Convert source mouse sensitivity
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>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/416mmBkq

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com

>Porn archive
https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0ByzmhGDY8u8MUWFTalAyVDBRTU0&export=download

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
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Eternal reminder
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>tfw healing random strangers because all my friends are burnt out on the game

how degrading..
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>>146364474
Would you a Symmetra?

http://i.imgur.com/WiHxCdd.jpg
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Hanzo main here.

Nerf Widowmaker NOW.
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>>146364527
iktf
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Nerf D.Va. So weebfaggots can cry even harder.
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>>146364474
this meme is still not funny
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>>146364527

So instead of fixing that fucking cunt, they're forcing people to play against her?

Someone needs to burn down Kaplan's house.
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>>146364527
>Ebin shitpost

>>146364565
>Sissy healslut shit

>>146364571
>Porn

Good start /owg/, this general isn't complete fucking cancer already
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Genuine question. What is the problem with playing this game on console?
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>>146364571
>Photon Gun too big
>too much fucking blur
>pose makes no sense
>pubic hair

It's like this person didn't even know the character she was drawing.
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>>146364527
>get shit on so bad by someone that you fucking avoid them
I can't believe this shit
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post cutes!!
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>>146364638
Widowmaker is fine, especially after the nerfs she received. Learn to adapt.
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>>146364660
>Implying Indians shave it
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epic win my dudes
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>>146364658
FPS is always better on PC. Didn't you know?
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>>146364638
There's nothing OP about Widowmaker. If you're really dying to Widowmaker constantly you would probably ragequit any real shooter in under a minute.
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I have now bought (currency drops) more legionaries than I have gotten through drops.
Does that mean the system works?.
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>>146364658
poor nerds that can't afford to pay for games
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>>146364660
>pubic hair
>bad thing
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>>146364658

Joysticks don't give the precision you need for aiming with the mobility you need for movement.
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>reapers ult can kill you if you are above him
most op ult in the game
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>>146364658
You have to use a controller, which is never as good as kb+m
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is this a video game?
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>>146364658
Playing shooters on console is always worse. Even if you somehow plugged a mouse in you aren't going to get 120 FPS.
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>>146364709
>implying Symmetra would have hair disrupting the balance and order of her hairless body

no one is implying the disgusting acts indians do, but symmetra is supposed to be some future indian in a world where they're not disgusting shitbags
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People still play this?
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>>146362240
nah I love doing that with Lucio in Lijiang tower, Nepal, and the Ilios well (popping up to contest and heal people).
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Who actually fucking angry right now here?
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>>146364804
no, we just shitpost
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>>146364771
Even Metroid Prime?
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>>146364673
I've never even thought about avoiding enemy players for being good. I presumed everyone just used it to avoid hanzo players
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>>146364751
Does it work in a bubble like a reverse zenyetta ult?

If so that's fucking awesome
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Best Pharah skin?
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>>146364575

I've never even played overwatch and I can easily beat widowmaker
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>>146364658
someone post the console player d.va kills the whole team with her pistol webm because no one can hit a moving target
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>have 114hours and feel like I'm playing too much
>see this
what the fuck
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Overwatch is not fun. Not even winning is fun any more. Why do I keep playing it. When we lose it's like "fuck my useless team the enemy team wasn't even good I could have done every one of your jobs better then you did" and when we win it's like "holy shit I can't believe you scrubs took so long to pull that off, the enemy team was retarded"
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>>146364868
autism
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>>146364804
game's ded tbqh
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>>146364653
>Shitpost
its how it is you fucking retarded dva poster
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>Hear Mei's ching chong nonsense behind me
>Wait 7 second dont see her ult
>3 seconds later it spawns under me
What the fuck happened?
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>>146364813
>aim at Mercy
>hook the Junkrat standing right behind Mercy instead
touched Roadhog never again
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>>146364813
Getting a little bored of seeing two roadhogs every game even if he is free ult charge
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>>146364876
>Why do I keep playing it.

Same reason you keep smoking. You're addicted.
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>>146364857
anubis
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>>146364861

Off, you forgot to include the word off after "beat."
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>>146364868
>covering your name
>level 297

hiding your autism doesn't make you less autistic
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How to get a wife like Mercy?
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>>146364937

If you suck my cock she'll become your wife
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>>146364813
nah dude, i play roadhog his hook is complete bullshit on both ends no matter what

last game i hooked a mercy through the ground at watchpoint gibraltar at the first check point under the bridge where the road goes downwards, like only her fucking head was visible and there was no way i couldve hooked her but the fucking game decided to let that shit go through the ground
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>>146364937
Get enough dosh and skills to immigrate to Switzerland.
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>>146364937
Rain justice from above.
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>>146364813
>Nepal Sanctum
>be cozypig
>standing on the platform adjacent to the objective
>hooking people off the objective into the bottomless pit of doom
>hook a Lucio
>hook does some weird crazy bullshit and hits him behind a wall
>lucio ends up behind me
>he boops me into the pit of doom
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>>146364825
The ideal way to enjoy Metroid Prime would be on a theoretical PC release with uncapped frame rate and high res textures. You could even use your wii-mote, I know you can use it for emulated games in Dolphin.
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>>146364825
>Nintendo releases a hardcore, fast paced Metroid game for the PC.
If only. I would be surprised if I'm still alive for the next good game.
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>>146364827
>someone locks in hanzo at the start of the match
>change off widowmaker i'm actually pretty good i swear
>everytime I press tab to look at the teams throughout the match he's dead
Fucking hanzo players
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>>146364857
All her colors choices are pretty nice, Titanium is great along with Anubis and Jackal. I like Raptorion but have Mechaqueen though.

She's one of the few characters that do not have a 'bad' skin, her worst being her Origin promo skin.
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would you group with m4db0y?
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>>146364719
>>146364740
>>146364747
>>146364765
>>146364771
I don't think I worded my question right, I wasn't thinking about the fact that when people shit on playing console they're referencing the fact that FPS's just play better with a mouse than they do on console with a controller. I genuinely thought there was something physically wrong with the console edition haha and just didn't put two and two together.
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>>146364660
> implying pubic hair is a bad thing
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>>146364965

Yeah, his hook going through things is not cool. Personally I like to put my cum in my bellybutton after beating it
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>>146364737
>>146364689
>Minuscule hitboxes on her model
>Michelin-Man-sized head/hitboxes on her targets
>ROF out the ass
>Bodyshot spam still takes care of anything that's not a tank
>Can't even tell where they're aiming at since there's no sniper dot like in TF2
>Tracer bullets may as well not fucking exist with how mobile she is, she won't stay in a single spot for long, and thus you cannot use those to track her position down.

Yeah, she's 100$ fine/balanced gitgudscrubxdDD
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10552931
Important poll
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>>146365043
Security Chief is easily Pharah's best skin. You have shit taste.
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>>146364918
Is it worth buying? I'm paranoid I'll just get it in the next box and waste the coins
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>>146365051
>scissoring - cropped.jpg
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>>146364689
>>Widowmaker is fine
>100% bodyshots are unforgiving
>invisible from distance because shes a toothpick

aight
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>over 51% win rate
>every game consists of constantly dying to hanzo arrow spam

simply epic blizzard
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>>146365102
haha I love this "important poll" waifushit meme!
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>>146365072
you must be fucking terrible m8
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>>146364813
getting really bored of roadhog every single match
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>can actually aim
>play tracer
>everything just literally melts
>can't even die unless it's a hanzo or widow headshot or getting trapped

what

how is 240dps (no crits) on a character like tracer a good idea
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>>146365102
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>>146364965
I played Roadhog on Hollywood for the Western Point and hooked a Lucio while in one of the building doorways and he wound up being warped onto the roof.

I switched to another character as soon as that shit happened.
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Is Mercy the team mom or the team bicycle?
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>>146365106
>admit to having shit taste
>project onto others
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>>146364985

I already have the nationality but I don't want to move there. I live in the ultimate neetbux paradise so I'm not motivated to work for my living.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10561793
(((IMPORTANT POLL)))
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>>146365116
S-so what...?
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>>146365114
I bought mine and mission complete highlight intro and never looked back. She's extremely fun.
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>>146364965
i once hooked a mercy in front of me on ilios lighthouse, she went to my right into a doorway and was left with a wall between us
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>>146365129
Save it, it's all your my friend :)
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>>146365106
No it is you who has the shit taste, that helmet is stupid looking and her scarf is dumb as fuck.
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>>146365072
good job, everything you said is objectively wrong.
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>>146365198
who /secondno/ here lads
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>>146365102
why do people like mercy?
For me shes pretty cringeworthy, her lines are pretty meh, her highlight intros are girly as fuck and everything else about her is just, i dont know, shes depicted mature and everything in the art but shes such a plain jane ingame
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>>146365145
How do you hit people who are juking left and right and jumping around? I find that to be practically impossible with any weapon
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>>146365072
>a non-issue
>an issue not unique to her which requires fixing
>non-issue
>such as? even zenyatta survives it now
>agreed
>non-issue

I don't even play her. Learn to adapt.
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>>146365246
The scarf is the best part out of any skin in the entire game
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>>146365246
At least she still has her limbs in that skin
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>>146365178
Both
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>>146365272
just hold your crosshair on them i guess, there's no recoil so it's all tracking

i play on 450dpi/15 sens, it's kinda high but works for me
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>>146365106
>Security Chief is easily Pharah's best skin.
>You have shit taste.
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>>146365267
>her highlight intros are girly as fuck
how is this a bad thing
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>>146365191
Well a grill like Mercy wouldn't marry a neet considering she has a hardworking medical job. You'd at least have to become her fulltime handyman if you want a sugar mommy.
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>>146365272
play hanzo and close your eyes
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>>146365178
Both
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>>146365272
spray at one side of their ADADA or learn to aim
if your a sniper give up, the 20 tick will fuck you in the ass
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>>146365315
What do you do when you need to rocket jump or hit someone behind you?
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>>146364937
>How to get a wife like Mercy?
Be of Mexican ancestry.
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ingame skin when
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>>146365274

Fuck off Molyneux.
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>overwatch
>team game
>nobody ever uses mic, and the only time people ever "talk" is to say "gg ez" in all chat
why is it that in tf2, people used mic to casually chat all the time, even across teams, while this game is made up of bunch of autistic faggots despite having such a huge player base?
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>>146365429
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>>146364890
>he posted a hero from the game!
>what a memester!
At least its not a fucking gremlin you loathsome autist
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>>146365440
Most of Blizzard's audiance are shut in autistic neckbeards

what did you expect?
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>>146365440
i cant remember what key i bound my mic too and i cant be bothered looking
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>>146365421
>mercy
>race mixing
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>>146365440
>cats
>communicate
>never meow at each other

how do they do it
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You have 10 seconds to post a good golden weapon skin.
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>Stuck with COIN FLIP till FALL


http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745604460
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>>146365440
>>nobody ever uses mic
it says i auto joined the voice channel
im level 80+ now and nobody ever said anything, i even had a game where someone was apparently complaining about noone joining the voice chat even though he wasnt even talking himself?

i dont fucking know
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>>146365440
I'm not making myself a target for blame if we lose
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>>146365440
Maybe people don't know how to join team chat?
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>>146365440
>6v6
>no servers
>you mostly see different people every match
retard
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>>146365440
Between the people who don't have mics, people who are grouped up and not connected to match voip, and people who are just too scrubby to give a shit, trying to voip in this game is a waste of time.
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>>146365440
GUARANTEED REPLIES INFINITE (You)s
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>>146365517
Sunyatta's balls
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>>146364937
Become rich. Even if you're a fat, hairy midget you'll get a beautiful wife.
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>>146365518
why blizzard
at least make it to the second point with more time
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>>146365509
>>146365509
>race mixing
At least the kid would come out a tanned white person. I have a ton of those in my family.
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>>146365518
>blizzard actually using the PTR to test things, not just to provide early access to people
what is this?
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>>146365440
Tf2 had custom servers and each one was the equivalent of a premade of people who never shut the fuck up.
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>>146365421
>game has characters from different backgrounds
>mariachi skin isn't the default for Reaper
>instead he's listed as another American
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>>146365518
I'm lvl 100+ and haven't had a single sudden death round. Are these things as common as everyone is making it out to be?
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>if I'm winning I don't switch characters
>if I'm losing I swap between half the characters I feel comfortable using and still lose
>all my winrates are trash aside from two heroes
game is fun, but looking at all my sub 50 winrates is depressing
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>>146365440
Most people don't use a microphone
The same is true for TF2, don't worry
95% of the quickplay servers are absolutely quiet, the only things you'll hear out of that is small talk and laughter. Custom servers have autism monsters and kids monologuing about nothing in particular.

pugs and comp tho, open mics all day and if you don't make calls you lose. People get made fun of for shitty calls, too
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>>146365607

>marry a woman that you know is a gold digging whore

Why is this a thing again
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>>146365517
lionhardt with gold hammer
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>>146365440
I have it set to never join voice chat in solo q so I don't have to deal with people who yell into the mic or insist on telling their team how terrible they are
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>enemy stomps us because it was a 5v6 for the last 90% of the game
>every single person on the enemy team puts a "gg <3" in chat
I didn't think a video game could ever trigger me, but it just did
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>>146365661
its in the PTR mate
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Is this that chick from ZoE 2?
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>>146365643
Because American patriots who come from based Aztec genes are better than we don't have burritos or carne asada fries in Mexico faggots.
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>>146365421
Find yourself an Alejandra instead!
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>>146365440
>Join full game
>Random: "Anyone got a mic"
>Me: "Yeah what's up"
>Random lightly breathes into mic only to never speak again

nice
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>>146365440
This game attracted a lot of the MOBA people, which is a pretty well known cesspool. TF2 was never super popular like league and even when it went F2P, I guess the existing community was big enough to keep the assholes in check.
The game modes in TF2 also helped in that a lot of people said fuck it to the objective and just dicked around. With servers you also tended to run into the same people.
I guess there's a lot of reasons.
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>>146365713
That's what I thought when I first saw it.

Look at those nipples though, hooley dooley.
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Can you even play Genji against Torb? I always have to swap to Soldier or something else because no matter what I do I'm going to get lolsnapped instantly by his turret unless we have a Pharah or something that breaks it.
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>>146365643
im actually more surprised that reaper isnt a mexican luchadore character that dropkicks people and is melee only
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>>146365674
Easy. You hate people but are still sexually attracted to women and need to marry so your family and friends don't worry about you.
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>>146365517
Gambler McRee's Golden Revolver Redux
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>ptr
>competitive
>join a game
>say: "I'm up for anything, so just pick whatever you want"
>people pick, and we actually manage to get a decent composition
>I'm Mercy
>to my great horror, the person who picked tank plays offensive Reinhardt and just rushes into enemy team
>say: "Could you please not rush into them like that? We need you as the tank."
>"stfu idiot"
>He does it again, only to die a horrible death, again.
>say: "Could you please switch to another and another guy to tank?".
>"Fuck you nerd"

Then 2 people from my team left, and it being competitive, it doesn't get filled, so the rest of the match was 4 vs. 6.
Never queuing up for competitive again.
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>>146365739
Is this what TF2 players actually believe?

TF2 has been a cesspool for half a decade, anyone good left when it went free and were replaced with children and degenerates.
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>make an embarrassing mistake
>worried that someone was recording the match and it'll be part of some video titled "OVERWATCH FUNNIEST FAILS OF JUNE 2016" with some clickbait thumbnail
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>player level 30 or less plays healer
Guaranteed loss
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>play genji all day yesterday because i want to git gud as him
>losing a lot more than usual, doing pretty shit, mmr gradually tanking
>today play regular characters
>people running in alone
>teams with multiple tracers and genjis
>teams with no support
>teams with no tank
>"we dont need a support we have zenyatta"
>all this retardation

Never, ever practice a hero you don't know guys
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How big do you think winstons cock is?

and does it get bigger with his ultimate?
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>>146365796
but if people left the match would have bin cancelled
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>>146365729
All of the cinematics and lore have lead me to believe that QT brown girls are an endangered species in the overwatch universe. They always seem to find themselves in some shit.
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>>146365796
Congratulations, you learned that ranked will be no better than quick play, just like everyone's been saying
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>Its another my team have downs syndrome while the enemy team are navy seals episode
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FACK DIS GAME
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>>146365625
>tanned white person
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>>146365865
It wasn't cancelled, but you could leave without penalty except a loss.
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So what's every hero's favorite video game?
>D.Va's is Starcraft 2, because that's canon
>Lucio's is Jet Set Radio Future because he's pretty much already a JSRF character
>Zarya's is Wii Fit, but only so she can brag about how many pushups she can do
>Reaper's is Hatred because he's a massive edgelord
>Soldier 76's is probably CoD: Modern Warfare or something
>Winston's favorite game would probably be something intellectual like The Talos Principle, and gets offended when anyone suggests it's Donkey Kong
>Reinhardt's is Skyrim and passionately roleplays the entire time
>Junkrat's is Just Cause 2 because he likes blowing stuff up
>McCree's Red Dead Redemption because he's literally John Marston
>Widowmaker's is JFK: Reloaded because assassinating political leaders is her thing
Any idea what the rest would play?
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>>146364474
>all these people who only play pubs pretending to be balance experts
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>>146365734
>Random lightly breathes into mic only to never speak again
>lightly breathing

consider yourself lucky, you normally get people who practically swallow their mics as soon as they turn on their computer and force everyone to hear his obese body noises like breathing, slobbering, snorting, etc.

Your only respite from such noise is when he starts talking and using memes he's seen on /b/ or reddit and starts laughing at them, to the point where he can't breath, which means you have to now sit there listening to him breathing heavily because he tuckered himself out with his own fucking memery.
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>>146365860
u gay
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God damn Genji is so much fun.
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>>146365860
Apparently the dick to total size proportion in gorillas is one of the lowest between all mammals.
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>>146365768
>Genji comes flying in at my turret, full reflect, maximum weeb engaged
>doesn't even glance around first
>right click him in the back
>this happens like 5 times in the same match, same turret placement, everything
>happens almost the exact same for several other games yesterday

Genji players are either shitters or monsters. There doesn't seem to be a middle ground.
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>>146365847

Especially if it's mercy.

Shit man, low levels should be forced to Lucio.
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>>146365890
stop dodging and get good you beta cuck
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Holy shit why did I get baited into buying this shit game why in gods name would you play this trash over any other 5v5 shooty game christ

what a pile of shit
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>>146365904
but you don't loose ranks for leaving do you?
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How do you beat two Reinhardts shielding a Bastion on a payload when you're the team's support? Even if I'm not, Reinhardt/Bastion always seems to fuck me over and I don't know who to pick into it
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>>146365894
why do you suppose all the feeling nazis went to south America? Whites and beans are made for each other. Just stay away from Lucios.
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>>146365905
>Soldier 76's is probably CoD: Modern Warfare or something
CoD is not a dad game. His favorite must be old shit like pacman or something. I can imagine him having a couple of old arcade machines in his basement.
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>>146365961
What's the matter, bro, don't you like League of Legends?

I was tricked too.
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>>146365961
haha git gud, m8
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>>146365938
I hope you had to look that up
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>>146365939
I usually don't struggle with Torb except on the very last point in Gibraltar and some others.
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>>146365961
Yeah go play CoD or BF you'll have more fun. :')
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>>146365976
don't be a support cuck
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>>146365815
and? of course its shit now, we can both agree to that. I was just spouting out reasons for why everyone is a shut in on Overwatch. Everything that let people casually talk to each other on TF2 doesn't exist on OW.
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>>146365961
Waifus?
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>>146365796
>>"stfu idiot"
>>"Fuck you nerd"

I see these little bitchfits in chat every time anyone tells someone to do anything, it's just in quickplay but still. Am I/ are we playing with people too young to post here?
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>>146365984
CoD would be decades old for him.
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>>146366001
>needing to look it up when joe rogan says it every single podcast
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>>146365961
waifubait too strong. I fell into blizzard's trap dickfirst.
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>>146366035
>people who say rude things are underage

are you old enough to post here?
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How is everyone so good at overwatch? It feels like every game I'm facing off against some literal mlg pros.

Its not like I'm really that bad at games either, I've climbed to the top of most of most of blizzards ladders at some point. I feel completely outclassed all the time here.

Anyone relate?
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>>146365968
It was my first match ever.
So placement match.
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>>146366001
I read that somewhere. I tend to remember useless things for some reason.

But from Wikipedia:

>For example, an adult gorilla's erect penis is about 4 cm (1.5 in) in length; an adult chimpanzee, significantly smaller (in body size) than a gorilla, has a penis size about double that of the gorilla.
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>>146365831
>play d.va
>self destruct ready
>want to shoot it right into the air
>didnt press shift properly
>just get pooped out of the meka in an open area
>so shocked by my inability to press shift that i just die to my own ult
>"lol d.va"

sorry team, im the stoopid
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>>146366024
I pick it to fill in as one if the team doesn't have one, and Lucio is fun

Lucio doesn't even seem bad against Bastion, it's just Reinhardts with him ruin my day
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what's more important, gameplay or waifus
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>>146365847
>level 70 chooses hanzo
>they suck
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>>146366076
strange it never counted as a loss for me when i left on a placement match
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>>146366139
Gameplay.
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And another victory with Symmetra...
75% winrate in 73 games.

> feels good to win with your waifu
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>>146366035
Children with access to their parents credit cards and nothing else from them are incredibly common now because parents don't raise their children anymore.
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Why can't we put all the offense heroes plus Bastion/Hanzo/Junkrat/Widow (the "fighting" classes) into a game mode and let us play 12v12 or FFA or something with no ults?

Fighting over health packs and trying to out-shoot each other would be a nice break from charging up ultimates and running behind healers and shields and turrets.
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>>146366163
How do you feel about your waifu shitting in the streets?
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>>146366074

Starting to feel that way.

I'm getting put in games where a Pharah or McCree won't miss a shot against Tracer and Soldier's ulti is a detriment because he can headshot from across the battlefield better.
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>>146366071
There's being rude and then there's carrying on "ur mom" and similar petty shit for half the match with some other idiot on your team.
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>>146365815
nigga, TF2 went f2p *FIVE YEARS AGO*
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>>146365905
>Junkrat
Dude has no focus or patience and likes to giggle at chaos, I'd put him with Tony Hawk Pro Skater, he just spends the whole time throwing boards at the AI's faces and trying to get the weirdest ragdoll dropping through the world glitch possible.

>Roadhog
I'm thinking The Evil Within, plenty of butchering and shooting noxious chemicals into the brain.
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>>146366193
lol
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>Its a 4 roadhog with Mercy on defense episode
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>>146365847
>only healer is Zen
I'm on my own for my heals, so I might as well go 76 or Roadhog.
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>>146366163
JUMPING AND WIGGLING TOWARDS ALL ENEMIES LEAVING DEATH AND A TELEPORTER BEHIND
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>>146366246
>pick reaper
>Click the fat person
>get 30% ult off one kill
>win
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>>146366262
Whow the enemies were retarded
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>>146366246
so reap them
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>playing zenyatta and manage to get a triple kill potg
>everyone talks shit about my aim because I was finishing off people with discord kicks
How do I git gud at aiming
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>>146366035
>>Am I/ are we playing with people too young to post here?
>player eats a tracer bomb
>accidently puts himself between other players
>this kills 4 players, because koth
>some retard calls him out and blames him because we lost the match off that
>other player gets all defensive and insults back instead of just saying "unlucky"/ignoring it

people are both undiscerning and whiny faggots
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>>146366139
fuck off
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>>146366262
that skin is so fucking ugly christ
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>>146366264
More like 50% if you kill him 100.
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>>146366297
L O W E R
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>>146366228
yes?
half a decade is five years
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>>146366262
>autoaiming guns are strong in the mmr dumpster
who knew
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Competitive out when? I get shit ping in ptr.
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>>146366262
The Vishkar skin is prettier imo
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>>146366282
have you ever gotten that beam latched onto you? Shit is scary. You need to make a split second decision to run or attack.
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>>146366346
those fucking kids are 5 years older than when they started playing that garbage
some of those f2p are playing comp RIGHT NOW
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>>146366297
lower your sensitivity
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>>146365420
turn around? it's not like my sensitivity is low at all, it's one less cm/360 than what seagull uses and he has no problems turning around if you've ever watched his gameplay

i quickly joined a game to record but it joined a winning game for some reason and we had a torbjörn on attack im not sure what happened before i joined
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>>146366264
>>146366286
Two other people on the team went Reaper I made the mistake of staying Zarya

>Kill a few Roadhogs
>Mercy revives them because infinite ult
>Anyone who tries to get to Mercy eats 3 hooks
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>want to win
>have to play lucio/reinhardt/winston every fucking game

>want to have fun and try and improve my high skill ceiling characters
>have to lose every game because the rest of my teammates just lock in their favourite offense/sniper class and refuse to counterpick or play healer
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>>146366347
I bet you would have died to her.
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>>146366389
>split second decision
>run or attack
NO NIGGA
SHOOT
SHOOT HER FOR FUCK SAKE
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>Hate playing music nigger
>Feel like I have to because no one picks support and he's stupidly good
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>record gameplay
>damn i died to bastion fast there
>look at it now
>die in a single frame in a 60fps recording
>killcam shows him shooting at me for like 5 hitmarkers

what
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>>146366451
but if my hp isn't full I am fucked either way ;_;

Unless I am fatass Mei or Reaper who have 250 hp invulns.
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>>146366438
I know this feeling well.
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>>146366461
Try Zenyatta or Symmetra
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>>146366443
If I had run myself into a fucking corner I would have deserved it, too
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>>146366347
>he thinks mmr exists
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>>146366202
> implying India is not one of the most advanced countries in OW
> implying Symmetra, obsessed with aesthetic and order, doesn't take care of herself
She's probably one of the most clean and evolved characters in the game. And a bit scary too...
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>>146366438
Where you live and whats you bnet?
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what does hanzo say on his lone wolf skin?
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>>146366403
Not the same guy but my sensitivity was so low that I had to up it from 9 to 10.
And it feels too fast now :(
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>>146366347
>mmr dumpster
how can MMR be real in this game when you cant measure it
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>>146366461
just play mercy and save your alt for when 2 or more people die and damage boost someone whos good
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>>146366509
spoiled underage shitter detected. You dont know what a game without MMR is actually like. Playing on random servers in counterstrike or whatever back in the day, you knew what it was like to play against someone actually much much better or worse than you.
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>>146366461
Lucio is fun as hell to play though. What is wrong with you?
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>>146366097
>fucking up so badly that your laughs at you instead of getting mad
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>>146366527
replace ryu with okami
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>>146366493
NO NIGGA
SHOOT
SHE HAS TO MAINTAIN VISUAL, YOU CAN JUST GO IN HER FACE AND MELEE HER DOWN AND IF SHE BACKS UP IT'S A SITTING DUCK IN FRONT OF YOU SCREEN

SHOOOOOOT HER
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>>146366527
awoooo~
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What the fuck is Symettra's deal?

Is she evil? Is she just an asshole?

I don't understand her character lore.
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>>146366451
This

Even if it's futile, just shoot her and hope for the best

My best and most played hero is Sym and people who run away without doing parting shots are just gifts for me. Even if it's futile like Lucio, just shoot back and hope for the best

Hanzos who run away is a relief since he can definitely fuck you up in two seconds because his drawback speed is only .5 seconds for full 150 damage
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>>146366527

オオカミは私のペニスを吸います
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>>146366262
I tried this and the enemy team immediately focus fired on me and I died instantly
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>>146350548
I know exactly how you feel, it's like I started sucking more over the last years. One of my best friends and people I've known for the longest time shot himself in September last year and since I visit his parents a lot it I learned that you stay even if it is only for your parents and loved ones. It can be really hard though. Try doing things you like and try and learn to carry your cross even if it's not for your own pride. Sorry for grammar mistakes I usually only lurk never post. Hang in there dude
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>>146366139
She should have some teeth. That looks weird.
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>>146366592
She's ugly
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>>146366527
He quietly sings "All the Single Furries"
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>>146366592
She has good intentions but works for the evil corporation. She also has autism.
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