Morrigan's Stretch Marks Edition
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News:
>Daddy is gone, he left us for Beamdog
>Gameplay trailer for Obsidian's new RPG Tyranny now out
>B&W is here, new patch just released
>Big GoG sale going on currently, lots of /dag/+/bwg/ related content on sale
>New ME trailer, along with new info. Most of the leaked stuff appears to be true
>Master Chris Avellone is writing an FPS or something
Andromeda info: http://pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw
Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/sLhvksnE
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/UFaZuPsv
>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
>Where is my Warden?
Trying to poison /dag/
>Yar I'm a piratefag, help me break the law!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzqpBc4MrAMXY0h3NGh1dVduYmc/view
http://daitools.freeforums.org/save-game-editor-t421.html
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com
>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php
>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg7qOLq7vHM
Friendly reminder that Leliana is totally a balanced, well-written character.
>>146319687
But mommy doesn't have stretchmarks...
>>146319986
http://66.media.tumblr.com/b492c0b6c9d67e94fe58674cf975030e/tumblr_o77adhALVG1qdca7ao1_1280.png
Morrigan a worste.
>>146320136
This is not canon...
>>146320528
Leave
>>146320549
Prove it...
>>146320549
Make me.
>>146320602
see pic
>>146320672
u suck
http://www.strawpoll.me/10558698
http://www.strawpoll.me/10558698
http://www.strawpoll.me/10558698
http://www.strawpoll.me/10558698
http://www.strawpoll.me/10558698
>>146320602
Your tits aren't necessarily going to be laden with super grotesque stretchmarks just because you breastfeed.
>>146320938
>morrimommy's body still looks the same as it did right after birthing kieran
um take an anatomy class?
>>146319548
Use save editor, m8.
>>146321151
>thinking Morrigan didn't shapeshift into a cow to feed Keiran
We only see her at this point, not right after giving birth, and not all women get stretchmarks anyway.
>>146321640
>>thinking Morrigan didn't shapeshift into a cow to feed Keiran
really did NOT need to picture that
http://66.media.tumblr.com/0a4af7f7c46e4c7ba614ca4df42cd288/tumblr_o8n7wuodiI1vxq2keo1_1280.jpg
>>146321826
Can you at least warn us if it's nsfw? Pretty please?
I expected more to be honest
>>146322172
If someone posts a link rather than just uploading the image, its probably safe to assume it isn't work safe...
>>146322172
Where's the fun in that?
>>146322473
>>146322596
Sorry guys. I always automatically click on things regardless of past experiences almost guaranteeing that it's gonna be a dongle, and it would be nice to just get a heads up.
Also, >>146321826
It looks like an std.
>>146322172
>expecting sfw for tumblr links
How new are you, sweaty?
Good thread..!!
. . .
!
>>146326085
are you using dudley?
>>146326227
what's that?
>>146326310
nothin my duddeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UH54roJBVU
>>146326085
what class you playin my man
>>146327268
fighter/mage
>>146327316
ah cool, sounds pretty gay mate, i can't respect that. are you having fun so far tho?
kpop pls
>>146327407
yeah it's pretty fun
>>146327601
nice man, you planning on going through dragonspear afterwards? and replace that fuck ugly viconia portrait already
>>146327834
>you planning on going through dragonspear afterwards
most likely, even though it's not supposed to be very good
>replace that fuck ugly viconia portrait already
with what?
>>146328126
her bg2 portrait or her dragonspear one
Liara!
>>146331349
Fuckin' TASTY!
>>146332297
not as tasty as you.
>>146332974
Aw thanks
Don't you forget about me
>>146337135
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClmXPbOVAAEgoYv.jpg:large
>>146337418
Cute
I recently bought DAIII for PS4, and now, because I played Bad Company on PS3 years ago, it's saying my PSN is associated with another origin account. Am I fucked?
>>146339070
>DA on consoles
Mm mm MM fry me up that cala MARI, yES
Origin is a cute yes, ohhh yes
>>146339070
Just make a new origins account?
>>146339070
>DAIII
>PS4
>Bad Company
Holy fuck, if this isn't bait then you really need to reexamine your life
I don't know what went wrong but I miss you every day and every night
>>146340958
10-chan, go away.
>win a horse race
>Cleaver offers Geralt a kiss
>can't accept
what the fuck.........
>>146345059
P gross senpai
>>146345301
those of you who can't appreciate mobster dwarf Thom... go to hell
>>146348605
>>146348775
meh
>>146349032
?My folder is too big to keep trying to find this stuff
>>146349659
How big is it
What did he mean by this?
>/meg/ is not among the living again
>>146350974too big
>>146352383
Please don't let them come here
>>146349659
yuck
>>146344268
What is 10-chan?
Eye love youuuu
What is it about feeling so bad that feels so good
>>146355561
The constipation-like feeling?
>>146355679
The feeling like when I lick along your lips
http://i.imgur.com/RpFVP3A.jpg
>>146355890
warning: gay shit
i think
well, actually, i don't even know what i'm looking at
>>146355928
sorry sis
>TRIGGER WARNING: shirtless cissexual human males
http://i.imgur.com/YtI1BKh.jpg
Whiny gays, so annoying
>>146356453
uh huh
>>146356129
I don't understand.
>>146356752
It's pretty self explanatory...
>>146356884
You should hook up with that guy who only posts his single reaction image of an ugly warden and throws around passive aggressive comments
>>146356969
I... really don't know who you're referring to?
>>146357081
>"ugh, here the witcherfags/he/she/xhe goes again... "
>"What did you mean by that anon"
>"urgh... I don't have the patience to explain it"
Paraphrased
>>146356453
Yeeeeeeeeap
>>146357178
I think I've only seen that image posted once in the last monthe...
*coughs*
Anon come back. I don't want to have to argue with myself to keep us alive...
>>146358553
Shut the FUCK up slut!!!
>>146358793
Don't be mean...
>>146358878
I have to be mean... I'm a... SOLASWIFE
>>146359018
Oh nooooooooooooooooooo *crowd boos, hisses*
That was it.
Okay it's 13:35 am
You're tuned in with your main man Anon
This next one's gonna keep you warm on a cold cold night
So if you don't got a waifu just close your eyes and listen
Why are you guys such utter fags?
>>146359548
Hey fuck you faggot
>>146359380
>Okay it's 13:35 am
Its don't.
>>146359616
Just listen to the melodyyyyyy
Of my SOULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
um....... excuse me??
>>146356453
>tfw a literal faggot keeps insulting your Morri waifu because he's jealous
I'm both disgusted and disgusted
>>146359725
Just ignore him like you'd ignore kiki claiming she's a wlw
kiki backwards is ikik!!!
>>146359725
But gays love Morrigan for being sassy. It's wom*n who hate her out of jealousy.
>female lead not some jock
>female love interest not some jock using his alpha charm to seduce some poor squid virgin
>no CIS white male
Fuck anyone here excited about Andromeda?
>>146360030
bout to fuck you in the ass
>>146359808
>implying you're not the OP
>implying you didn't make the "worst" poll
>implying it's not obvious what you're doing after posts like >>146356129
Dumb and degenerate at the same time
I'm going elbow deep into the next Anon that pisses me off
Sassy gays are actually the worst fucking people
>>146360167
No to two of those. Morri's my favorite character in the series actually but you can take your anger out on me if you must...
>>146360214
Only w**** like those things.
Yum yum where are my mum mums
Aryan waifus
the fuck
Surprise me...
>>146360302
>But gays love Morrigan for being sassy. It's wom*n who hate her out of jealousy.
Next post
>Only w**** like those things (being sassy)
Congrats, you can't even pretend not to be an obnoxious, lying piece of shit for two posts
Fuck yeah
Do you really think she would want you guys to fight because of her....
Well, maybe...
>>146362243JohnC. McGinley
I had a nightmare....
>>146363434
Stop posting worst slut.
>>146365227
Go be gay somewhere else
>/meg/ dies
>/dag/ immediately becomes twice as cancerous
Hmmph
>>146365368
You can get any more cancerous than 100% unadulterated cancer, friendo.
>>146365470
can't, I mean
>>146365470
You can get tumours growing on top of tumours
>>146365470
Spotted the /meg/ refuse who's been shitting up the thread
Ssshhh.... sleep jetzt.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nYH3LWnLUM
Choa - me
Shark - this thread
So what's your wish list for Andromeda crew? I'm thinking:
>gay Turian soldier with PTSD from reaper war
>FtM Asari seeking gender reassignment surgery
>human with shady past; joined the crew as an ultimate getaway plan
>genderfluid Krogan
>>146365857
I had no idea there were different versions of that song
>>146366809
>Some of them show zero reaction because they probably just didn't see it
Narrow eyed people confirmed for having bad vision.
>>146367674
It popped up in my recommended vids, didn't know it either.
>>146366880
Seeing how they've modeled their characters I've lost my appetite for any
>tfw dagbwg will remain ded when MEA comes out because a mass effect general already exists
Swtorfus!
>>146370391
> a mass effect general already exists
I wish all the newfags understood that instead of flooding /dag/ with garbage
>>146370637
What if I'm magically unbanned..?
>>146370869
/wtc/ and /mu/ exist as well. And look at this general.
>>146371081
ME gets posted a whole lot more
>>146371149
And actually related!
>>146371081
The sooner you understand that this place is an insignificant circlejerk regularly frequented by about 10 regulars who come here talk about their hobbies, the less you'll annoy everyone trying to make /dag/ into something it isn't
>>146371036
>>146371036
>>146371036
>>146371036
You can leave now
>>146371227
Run that by me again
>>146371284
Just go to your ghetto
>>146371391
I don't live in one
where da mommies at
>>146370975
And are you?
Steam sale... STEAM SALE!!
>>146371673
Didn't look yet. 2scared....
>>146371675
Not seeing it..
>>146371962
...in 6 hours!
144th for Elvhen Glory
>>146360030
But renegade male Shepard is by far the best thing about Mass Effect
>>146365857
>not the Polish version
What is this bzdura...
Snuggling by the fireplace...
>>146372965
I had a dream the other night where I actually agreed with a solaswife about something... and that dream has come true!!
>>146373108
Wow... Looks like astral projection is real after all...
>>146372994
The hell, what armor is that?
>>146373312
Looks like NG+ manticore with some blue dyes on the trousers
>>146373394
Correct
Best Liara moment
>>146375216
Every Liara moment is the best...
I made breakfast!
>>146373394
Looks pretty weird desu, I prefer the original manticore one. I guess it won't hurt too much to just make legendary versions of the other parts and leave the chest the way it was.
>>146375735
Was it cereal or hasbrowns?
>>146375890
Neither...I didn't have any potatoes this time
Scrambled eggs with steak and onion
>>146375790
There's a mod to make it look like the regular vest http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1551/?
>>146375976
>having steak for breakfast
>>146376075
Pic related, it's me
>10
>>146376164
It's not the money that worries us, it's your body fat
H-here I go! I still haven't leveled up yet
>>146379570
Enjoy dying 50+ times to the dungeon boss!
>>146379859
Literally everything one-shots me, but I've got Viconia equipped with Command, which seems to wreck shit
>>146380212
Mulahey (the mage you fight at the end) summons groups of skellys and kobolds on top of your party, it's a pain in the ass even on higher levels (like 3)
>>146380459
You were saying :^)?
>>146381757
Hmph... Good job...
>>146381831
It wasn't too badafter I died the first time. I stunned and killed the mage guy, then had Xan use color spray to knock half the skeletons unconscious, then just cleaned up
I still haven't fucking leveled up
>>146382097
Well, BG1 only gets you to about level 8-10 depending on the class, it makes sense that the leveling is really slow. I remember there being really annoying mages in the area you exit the mines, watch out for them if you haven't met them yet...
. . .
>>146382552
Also yes I am a massive pleb for using a save editor
>>146382630
>using a save editor
>>>/out/
Get out of my sight
>>146382552
>half-elf
>beard
REEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT IS NOT LORE ACCURATE
>>146382552
I hate the SoD UI so much
Anyway, regarding the 18's, that wasn't really necessary because you get a 18 CHA ring at some point in BG2 and there are tomes that increase your stats in BG1
>>146383280
I was just going to cheat and get a ~92 roll or something, but I changed my mind and went full plebeian
>heard that Liara's dad becomes "sexy" if you drink at her bar
>see this
OH GOD WHY
>>146383451
And how is that worse than liara? Squids all look the same to me.
HELP
>>146383769
The lipstick for starters
>>146383451
Welcome to bioware's definition of what tweens(and COD audience) in Bioware's mind consider sexy
>>146383451
she's actually kind of cute in ME3 imo
Forever banned...
>>146384920
why were you banned sweetheart
She's so lovely...
>>146386528
What size?
>>146386883
Probably about this big
new MEA concept art
>>146387359
if that's a settlement that's actually pretty fucking neato
>>146387447
The bladeruner-like building looks a bit weird contrasted with the flamboyant fairy paradise nature but who knows, maybe this time Bioware will pull it off
>>146385085
Probably CP
>>146387183
Where can I get one?
>>146387905
The chubby male or the cup?
I don't know about you guys but I can't wait to pre-order Wallpaper Simulator: Space Edition
>>146387956
...cup
>>146388042
EA has trained you well
>>146388042
Don't forget the dlcs: Wallpapers Underground, Lush Jungle Scenery, and Impressive Skybox Shots
>>146388043
Probably at Starbucks
>>146388042
Um space engine is already out...
Summer sale started
>>146390045
Anything good?
>>146390123
Hotline Miami 2 is 75% off and the new Doom is 40% offso not really
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClnoIQEXIAIV101.jpg
>get recommended something called "The Solus Project"
Must... resist...
>>146391052
The store won't even load for me
>>146391296
It keeps crashing for me too, took five minutes to reach the games I actually wanted to buy
Mmm.... Tee hee... Stop tickling me!
>>146391930
Is it the worms?
>>146392182
I wish I had a worm waifu
>>146392182
I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't compare my penis to a worm...
Is everyone ok after last night?
>>146392276
Worms are literal parasites, anon, you DO NOT want to waifu one
>>146392301
My bad...
>>146392409
What happened?
>>146392493
Last night's storm...
>>146392416
Hey, so are girls
>>146392557
Why are you shaking?
>>146392654
Quiet! Here comes the guard
Who wasless awful?
>>146392760
Mission
>>146391406
What did you buy?
>>146392718
This is where you get off. Come with me.
>>146392416
>Women are not literal parasites
>>146392924
>This is where you get off. Come with me.
lewd!
>>146392760>awful
Mission a cute. A CUTE.
>>146392881
>Shadowrun: Hong Kong
>Shadowrun Returns + some dlc for it
>Shadowrun: Dragonfall
>>146392924
Ah yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this, and the
choice
is
yours
>>146393109
14 years old...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk4L-fqdm3g
>>146393234
Cute =/= want to fuck
Also, intergalactic laws in a galaxy far, far away
>>146393209
good taste
>>146392760
Neeshka for all the banter in Ammon's haven
>>146393258
>all these reused PoE assets
I'm glad Obsidian is taking notes from Bioware.
I skimmed to the end and it seems the situation is similar to the Raedric's hold mission in PoE too.
>>146393426
Someone here recommended them to me a while ago...
>>146393541
>Someone here recommended them to me a while ago...
that's me desu
Returns is a bit underwhelming compared to the other two, but it's still not bad
>>146393258
Lantry...
Gendry...
>>146394046
I'm sure everyone here is used to underwhelming games
>>146394525
Well Returns doesn't have the waifus or the pre-existing fandom of setting to carry it unlike DA2
>>146394606
Shadow run is like 20+ years old anon. There's even been some games before Returns
>>146394726
I saw Shadow Run porn before Returns was even announced...
>>146394726
Yeah I get that I just figured the majority of people playing Returns are CRPG fangs and not Shadowrun fans
How the fuck do I fix the bug where my Inquisitor has shinny as fuck hair? I have tried the mesh thing but didn't help at all.
>>146391052
Actually, looks not bad at all, thanks for a tip, s*l*swife. Too bad I don't have a VR set, but oh well.
Whatchu buyin', /dag/?
>>146392760
Mission was "less awful" in her game by merit of the game mechanics: the game doesn't fuck Sneak Attack over against arbitrary lists of enemies (among which only elementals and ghostly shit actually make sense), and the fact that good TWFable ranged weapons are supported (d6 hit dice = ded in melee)
I consider both mandatory party members anyway though because traps and locks are everywhere in NWN2. Neither are truly awful since it's improbable you have other options for taking care of all the things a Rogue does unless you are one.
Do people who backed PoE get the expansion for free? I haven't looked into it
>>146392760
Shit, where the fuck have the little sister rogue characters been, Bioware? Did your supply dry up? I thought we had a fucking deal.
>>146395454
Only those who paid $165 and up
>>146395572
Leliana and Sera are supposed to be "little sister" characters because they're young and dumb
>>146395758
What a deal! I'm so glad I spent $60 on it...
>>146395063
There's a shader quality or something setting that determines hair shine
>>146395083
I'll check the sale out after I can load steam
>>146395083
I'm gonna buy Hotline Miami 2, maybe the Fallout 4 DLC and maybe something else
>>146395758
Leliana's not a rogue, and Sera's not a little sister anyone would ever ever ever want.
>>146396552
>Leliana's not a rogue
Anon...
>>146395978
Thank fuck. It was pissing me off during cutscenes.
>>146396552
>Leliana's not a rogue
/dag/ nowadays...
It's that time of the month...
>>146396925
Christmas??
