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News:
>Daddy is gone, he left us for Beamdog
>Gameplay trailer for Obsidian's new RPG Tyranny now out
>B&W is here, new patch just released
>Big GoG sale going on currently, lots of /dag/+/bwg/ related content on sale
>New ME trailer, along with new info. Most of the leaked stuff appears to be true
>Master Chris Avellone is writing an FPS or something
Andromeda info: http://pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw
Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/sLhvksnE
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/UFaZuPsv
>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
>Where is my Warden?
Getting summoned from the beyond by the dark forces of necromancy
>Yar I'm a piratefag, help me break the law!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzqpBc4MrAMXY0h3NGh1dVduYmc/view
http://daitools.freeforums.org/save-game-editor-t421.html
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com
>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php
>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewG1AXohu2w
Friendly reminder that Americans are incompetent
Meredith did nothing wrong.
died
Summer fun waifus?
What kind of cheeseburger does your waifu like?
>>146145212
There's more than one kind of cheeseburger?
>>146145235
http://imgur.com/a/hC8Ee?gallery
>>146145303
Probably this one
>http://65.media.tumblr.com/c394255268366f3432d36a8c4823392d/tumblr_o937o34z3I1tb5nado1_1280.jpg
Your punishment for letting the thread die.
>>146145453
Very perverted
>>146145303
dorian = aunt millie
Lena...
Wake up
Say hello
Take a look at yourself
>>146146735
I-I'd rather not...
The poster counter was a mistake
>>146147308
So was your birth...I still love you though
>>146147308
>I can't hold a conversation in an intimate friends-only environment
>>146147507
>I can only hold conversations in an incestous samefag environment
>>146147601
Don't bully your friends!
>>146147601
samefag means replying to yourself
>>146147767
Which is what I am doing right now
>>146146550
Reinhardt...!!
__________________________________________
This is a refugee-free zone, no refugees allowed below this line
I fucking hate Liara
i'm suffering from decision fatigue
>>146145137
fat summer fun only
>>146148236
>not just picking at random
>>146148289
You forced my hand...
The world is so beautiful...
There's a mosquito in my room...
>>146099758
What's wrong with my Inquisitor?
It's my birthday...
>>146148779
>Meme hair
>Halfnigger
>>146148789
happy b-day anon-kun
>>146148789
How old
>>14614896722
>>146148882
Thanks friend
>>146148779
>daddy skin complexion and hair color
>chubby jawless twink face structure
>edgelord vaselline
>archer wearing heavy armor
Too eclectic
>>146148289
Garrett's fat ass barely contained in a too small speedo . . .
>>146148878
>halfnigger
>not superior sunburn-proof olive skin
>>146149051
You look like Anthony Bourdain
>>146148789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8
>>146148789
Happy birthday!
>>146148789
happy birthday!!!!! post a bday selfie!!!!!
>>146149008
>22
Gtfo kiddo
>>146149051
>tempest archer
>>146149031
I'd rather play as a obese nigger edgelord than having another dead blue eyed white skin elf copy paste
>>146149051
>Find mama's ring
DA:I's quests in a nutshell
>>146149229
Great for crowd purge and I do mad damage.
>>146149284
His face already looks like every other elf face, only with superficial cosmetic stuff to badly hide it
>>146149362
Alright, you made me kek.
>>146149229
Delete this
>>146149449
Not one to suck my own dick here, but, so far as I've seen I've made him very unique. And he has that "I've seen some shit" look to him.
>>146149684
I like your inquisitor anon
>>146149684
He just reminds me of that faggot Fenris
>>146149684
I hate your inquisitor anon
>>146149684
better than 99% of the other elf inquisitors desu
>>146149812
What have you done! Oh fuck, I'm Fenris.
Come feel with me...
>>146150060
What are we feeling?
>>146149812
I still can't believe elves have shoulders like that on Inquisition, thank god for mods.
>>146150130
The joy of shanking Anders in the kidneys and letting him hemorrhage to death while the screams of mages being slaughtered echo in his ears!!!
>>146150183
I was about to say something else but I'm happy with this
>>146150183
n-no!
>>146150000
Get confirms.
>>146150130wieners?
>>146150000
may the shame taint you forever
>>146150000
Checked. You are indeed Fenris.
>>146150276
Then how about... heading to the beach to have fat summer fun but leaving Anders behind because he smells like mold!
>>146150276
Did anyone here NOT kill Anders? Even if you did support him, dying as a Martyr would be good for his cause.
>>146150568Meanwhile back at Kirkwall
>>146150638
I didn't kill him on my first playthrough because I gave no fucks about the templars or the mages, and he was my healer.
>>146150638
Killing Anders is the highlight of DA2, I wish killing Merrill and Fenris was also that easy
Give thanks to the senpai
>72/8
>>146151220 (You)
>(You)
>(You)
>(You)
>(You)
>(You)
>>(You)
>>(You)
>>(You)
>>(You)
>>(You)
So... anyone want to smell my armpits?
lovesick like a dog
I think we are ready to just add each other on steam
>>146151525
Okay, what's yours?
>>146151525
B-but we can't play DA:I on steam
>>146151549
foottickler666
>>146151220
All me desu
>>146151826
All me des(You)
What ending did you get in blood and wine?
rescuing birds...
>>146151736
Took the time to look... Boy I'm really desperate.
>>146151736
No it's not
>>146151525
A'ight... add me... "Belieber4lyfe"
>>146151920
Bromance drinking ending with Regis where he has to leave the place to escape butthurt vampires.
Detlaff had to be eliminated.
I think my cat is trying to kill me
I was sitting here posting on /dag/ like usual and he sat down next to the keyboard and started purring, headbutting my shoulder, and doing other kawaii things. So I petted him because I thought he just wanted to cuddle, but now he tried to bite my forehead and is staring at my neck with great intensity (there's a prominent vein on it). He's a big guy who weights about 7 kilos so I'm a bit scared.
>>146152061
Post your stupid profile already dummy
>>146152087
>Bromance drinking ending
That's the standard for all 3 endings m8. The only things that can change are what happens to the sisters...
/dag/ used to be more alive before DA:I, this is weird.
>>146152215
No it's not
>>146152257
Why wouldn't it be weird? People should have plenty to talk about.
life is short like a dog on a leash
>>146152203
Oh, but minus the "Vampires trying to beat Regis' shit up" part of the ending right?
Both died
>>146152310
>almost a year since the last DA release
Is it pretending to be dumb day?
>>146152338
>"Vampires trying to beat Regis' shit up" part of the ending right?
What part of the only things that can change are what happens to the sisters do you not understand?
>>146151920
Got both sisters alive at first, then reloaded shrekland to get the actual good ending
your smile is my wine
>>146152365
YOU'RE dumb! Assbiscuit!
>>146152396
Wew calm down there lad
Just wouldn't know why they would attack Regis when he didn't betray his kind and probably won't find out until I replay it in a few years
>>146152465
>shem insults
Pfff... hahaa....
>>146152545
Why is there a door in that rhino?
>>146152592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh2iyPmucFk
Would you recognize a /dag/na in public?
>>146153225
Nice trick question.
>Going outside
>>146153225
I would, and I'd also cross the street
>resetting your IP before every post so that angry anon is less angry
The sacrifices we make...
Uh what the FUCK happened...?
Shhh, Geralt is sleeping
>>146155361
Wish he was sleeping with me...
>>146155683
No lewd allowed, pure only
>>146155853
Just sleeping!
>>146155936
If you didn't have impure intentions, you'd sleep by yourself!
>>146156403
It just gets so cold in my tent...
>>146156443
So ask mommy to knit you some socks....
>>146156537
>sleeping with socks on
What do you think I am, some kind of barbarian?!
>>146156669
>letting your toes go icy cold during the long Geraltless nights
What the fuck!!!
>waifus/husbandos who sleep with their socks on
Alistair (never takes them off so the smell is quite bad)
Leliana
Varric
Anders (same as Alistair)
Sebastian
Sera
Josephine
Thom
Dorian
Harding
>waifus/husbandos who sleep with their socks off
Zevran
Morrigan (that's why tis cold in her tent)
Isabela (sleeps with her boots on with no socks underneath)
Merrill
Fenris
Cassandra
Solas
Iron Bull
>>146156716
Geralt-sama warming your frozen toes up inthe microwave...
>>146156867
>Alistair (never takes them off so the smell is quite bad)
He takes them off to use as masturbation aids
>>146156871
Smearing your toes in butter for Geralt-sama...
>>146156946
Alistair wears two layers of socks - the base layer which is never removed and is basically a second skin for him, and cum socks which he takes off for gathering semen (kind of like a cum rag) and puts back on right after so that nobody discovers he's been joining
>>146157058
The years of built-up cum and smegma act as a sort of lubricant
>>146156965Shavingthehairoff your toes for him...
http://www.strawpoll.me/10543099
>>146157163
>make the poll
>pick "Who the fuck cares"
what are you doing anon
>>146157114
If you have Alistair in your party, his feet eventually start sweating from all the running around and the smell of stale semen starts coming from them in great force. That's the source of the disgusting smell Wynne hates so much
>>146157114
Plucking Geralt's toe hairs with your teeth...
>>146157236
Every top quality poll has a neutral option
>>146156867
So are her toes canonically painted too or not
How is this not stated in the codex
This is essential lore
>>146148204
What did she ever do to you...
Mommy, dagnas are being scary again...
>>146157432
Why would she paint her toes, they're always covered...
>>146157432
She paints them before reuniting with the Warden.
Morrimommy!!!
>>146157685
Good answer...
>>146157495
Come here honey, everything will be alright...
>My worldstate imported wrong and now I don't want to play on my 86 hour file.
What the fuck do I do? Is there any way to fix this besides editing the fuck out of everything? I checked my Keep record and it's the way I wanted it.
>>146156669
Unwrapping the treats is half the fun...
>>146156867
>nerds wear socks to bed
>cool people don't
Hmm...
>>146161317
>pure waifus cover their feet
>sluts don't
>>146161450
Merrill and Cassandra are pure and Sera is a slut
Nice theory though sweatie
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EoY0NgxUhqs
Waifu joining you in the afterlife...
>>146161525
Merrill and Cassandra are nerds and Sera is cool
See I can do it too
>>146161879
Nerds are cool nowadays silly!
there better be polygamy in DA4...
>>146160150
There's not fix other than restarting
>>146161870
>Yen hears about Keira
>sets a boat on fire
:3
>>146162193
>Renegade points for it as guy (male)
>Paragon as a sexually liberated girl (female)
>>146162541
>Dragon Age
>paragon/renegade shit
Lol...
>>146162808
Uh you realize you will find Thedas in ME:A and that is the point where the franchises merge, right? Along with their generals?
>tfw you decide to have smoked herring and a vanilla milkshake for lunch and have to suffer the consequences
Mistakes...
>>146162895
The TripCrusaders would never let that happen!
>>146162982
What happened...
Wat do?
>>146164446
Remove Monty and Xzar
Turn off the black outlines
>>146164675
>Turn off the black outlines
B-but I like them
>>146164805
THEN LIVE WITH YOUR TERRIBLE LIFE CHOICES
where is the mod to make male elf shoulders not broken?
>>146164953
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/605/?
>>146164987
thank you
>the fingers
>the textures
>the clipping
Ahh! My aesthetic sensibilities!
>>146165702
Hands were never their strong suit.
What is though
>>146166375
>bioware's strong suit
Getting that waist to hip ratio for female characters down?
Sacrificing fujos in a blood ritual
>>146167723
>cassandraxvarric
what the FUCK
>>146168769
dating humans has its… benefits :3
>>146169339
I Liara a small person?
>>146169339
please stop
>>146169393
I anon a regular sized person
>>146169724
No typo shaming allowd
#protectdyslexianlives
>>146148789
Happy birthday anon!
>>146149051
He looks fine. There's nothing wrong with him.
>>146170690
I like the implication that he started eating the cake before whoever turned 29 got the chance to blow out the candles
>>146153225
A paranoid part of me is always concerned about this.
>>146161317
Wearing socks to bed is uncomfortable. I don't like the friction it causes when I'm trying to make comfy time biscuits with my feet.
>>146171662
>having proper blood circulation
>not waking up in the middle of the night because your feet and hands are freezing
>>146171662
Is that something dirty
>>146162512
Oh.. That went downhill.
>>146170935
The fat bastard.. Huh, I don't think I noticed the numbers before.
>>146171894
My circulation is poo though. I literally turn purpley and mottled when I'm cold like some kind of undead thing.
>>146171906
No. Have you not ever seen a cat knead their paws into something when they're comfy? It looks like they're kneading biscuits.
why is it so easy to tell the sex of anons based on their posting style
>>146172810
That's just mommy
>>146172658
Are you a cat?
>tfw you're not cool enough to comprehend BioWare maymays
>>146173289
Hahaha I get it Solas is an egg
>>146173579
But why is there a goose on his head?
>>146173662
To keep him (an egg hahaha) warm
>>146173771
Oh hahaha umm that's epic
>>146173858
I know I have been laughing for ten minutes straight
Shit!! I had an amazing and lewd dream and I can't remember it! NOOOOOO!!!
Kill Solas!!!!!!!!!!
>>146173289
>>146173662
>not watching goosestream and not picking names for goslings
FUCKING NEWFAGS
>>146174025
*polymorphs into a goose*
*flys over anons head*
*has an egg-splosive poop it*
heh... shitlord
>>146174124
W-what goslings?
>>146174153
*eats it up*
yum
>>146174254
that really qt guy from drive
>>146174258
A bit egg-streme
>>146173289
um kind of offensive to balds........??
>>146174374
Drive guy already has a name...
>>146174375
Man up feggot
>>146174520
yeah, gosling!
>>146174374
he was only qt in that movie where he wants to marry the sexdoll
>>146174528
You’re really poaching my best yolks with that attitude
>>146174575
Ryan...
>>146174254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2ctBN3exbk
Bioware have two season gooses around their building, Arishonk and Ganders, and Arishonk has made a nest on their roof in the beginning of april. They've streamed it for like 4 days, how the fucking goose was sitting and warming her eggs, until the goslings hatched. That's basically it.
>>146174626
Weekeses inspiration for ME3...
>>146174737
Well, I see the Edmonton studio is really hard at work planning DA4
Samuel L Jackson as MRyder...
>>146175134
That's not an innocent young adult with a taste for adventure.
>>146175227
Fine... Denzel Washington!
>>146175279
t o o
o l d
we're going with michael b jordan
>>146176325
>29
. . .
>>146176591
Jaden Smith?
>>146176719
Perfect!
T H I C K
G E E S E
C U N N Y
dommies and maddies!!!
Fuck off Garrus, I didn't even recruit you in the first game
>>146179720
>doesn't like Garrus or Varric
>romances ashley
>wears the DA armor
It's time for you to leave...
>>146180082
Don't worry, I'm planning to get Ashley killed in the next game!
>>146180224
Fine... as long as you don't sex the suitrat
>>146179720
Confirmed for not playing the game right ;) there's no shepard without vakarian
>>146180286
>not romancing Tali and killing everyone except for Kasumi, Mordin and the ME3 crew
Weekes wills it
>>146180485
. . .
>>146180567
>>146180710
That's it! I'm reinstalling Inquisition, starting a new game and playing up to the part where you punch Solas right in his big fat head!!!!
>>146180831
>implying that punching Solas does anything other than proving him right
Heh... shems...
>>146181006
And then I'm gonna fucking kill him in DA4!
>want to make a new trilogy playthrough legit way with clean slate
>start DAO
>look how horrible the graphics and combat and pretty much everything was without mods
>look at the amount of mods to reinstall
>MFW
>>146181078
>DA4
>ever coming out
>>146181502
The only necessary mods for DAO-2 are the texture overhauls and DAO redesigned
>>146181774
I'm gonna become a billionaire and fund a DA4 where you can kill Solas!!
Cassandra's pitsmell
>>146182927
Like roses ...
>>146183007
With hair-like brambles...
CDPR:
>self funded and published
>every sequel is leaps and bound ahead of its previous iteration
>only made three RPGs, but improved and learned quick enough to go from making extremely janky and mediocre rpg to one of the best rpg experiences in gaming
Bioware:
>massive budget
>been making games since the 90s
>every sequel is one step forward, two steps back
>latest games still plagued with issues in writing and game design that have been there since their first games
>completely neurotic approach to game creation, still feels like they don't know what kind of game they want to make
>16+ years and countless games later, still has yet to make their "gem" or anything to be proud of
When will bioware learn? How did they get passed and beaten so handily by some poor polish rice farmers?
>>146183975
>one of the best rpg experiences in gaming
>literally zero role playing
lmeo good one my man
>>146184315
I know you are shitposting but there is role playing, you are literally playing a role and it is extremely good at immersing you in that role. Just because you didn't create the character yourself doesn't mean it isn't a role playing game.
>>146184692
the witcher is barely above uncharted or cod in terms of narrative roleplaying sweetie
t b h
Overwatch is the best RPG of 2016, who wants to play it with me?!
>>146184315
>>146184995
Hello Kiki
CDPR:
>every game has a hot male elf
>elf personalities and looks are well thought out
>elves are good at fighting for freedom and being oppressed
Bioware:
>while Baldur's Gate is decent in terms of elves, the Dragon Age series is severely lacking in them aside from Solas and Zathrian
>general elf aesthetic is really poor (other than Solas)
>elves are mostly pathetic rather than awe-inspiring
When will bioware learn?
Bioware:
>choices in previous games have at least superficial impact
CDPR:
>what choices?
>>146186673
uummmmmm triss or yen???
>>146186017
dont speak ill of the ded
>>146187536
If only
>>146187380
>triss or yen
>choices in previous games
Gosh kiki, at least play them before shitposting
>>146186461
Elfkin NOT welcome...
>>146183975
>go from making extremely janky and mediocre rpg to one of the best rpg experiences in gaming
I prefer TW2 to TW3 in terms of combat and narrative
>>16+ years and countless games later, still has yet to make their "gem" or anything to be proud of
BG2
>>146186673
>killing or sparing Thaler
>the blue stripes tattoo
>Siding with Roche or Iorveth
>drinking the infertility potion or not
Please, stop embarrassing yourself
