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>STATISTICS
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Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
xth for Ludwig
Help I need a Secret stream that's not ODPixel and Sheever
>OD's "casting couch"
>has to explain the concept to his roommate, Sheever
THE SEXUAL TENSION IS OFF THE CHARTS
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
>>146282832
Hello my beautiful goddess,
I saw your profile and figured id try writing you. i can't disrespect a woman. It's not in me. I'm a gentleman. Quite honestly, It sure surprised me to see you on here. I just have a hard time seeing someone who could easilly be a model having trouble meeting someone. Im not trying to give you a line, you really are astoundingly beautiful to me. It would be a pleasure and a priviledge getting to know you. I'd love to find out if you are as beautiful inside as you are out.
Hope to hear from you soon
>>146282850
they've been fucking for months you dumb fuck
who's ready to watch secret's demise this morning?
>Sheever will never walk in on you jerking off and faint
>>146282850
They are together and have obviously fucked.
quick post the oddshot where you can hear sheever pissing!
shid :DDDD
is this the first shitrekt game today?
Filename
>>146282894
Why are you so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach you, I say "konichiwa". I always ask you about your favorite anime before talking about my waifu. Youre usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with you, and how you usually act disinterested because I'm a Christian. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like the Crusades but I don't hold it against them. Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the shit I watch.
>there's a high chance earlier today sheever put on her Lina clothes from last TI and forced OD to pretend he was Lion and made him finger her.
>you will never be OD
Is there any hope for TNC tomorrow?
>puppey axe
>enemy has oracle
where have I seen this before?
>>146282662
I can bully you with my big weiner is thats ok.
>>146282929
there is one?
>>146282828
too bad, then open wide and eat your memes from owen "doing your waifu" pixel
>>146282942
yes senpai, you're all good
I'd like to suck sheever's big tits and sniff her pits
>>146282925
She honestly seems like the dullest and blandest person ever. I mean there's that restrained charm about her, but it feels like once you've got closer to her it just completely vanishes
EE plays mid now?
LET'S GO
>>146282750
Are you that upset that someone doesn't like your shitty e-celebs? Fuck off nigger
>arteezy invoker
>Global Challengers using Secret draft
>>146283160
it's like n0tail/miracle or arteezy/fear back in the old EG days, arteezy generally takes the heavier farmer and they switch lanes accordingly
>>146283194
Did you not have your warm milk this morning anon? :3
>>146283134
I used to know someone like her.
She's the typical small village "farm girl", she probably played football when she was younger, too.
>>146283179
polarity vs spirit innit?
>>146283160
he wish.
but they have no other option
SWNL
>>146283365
>>146283049
>>146283365
what hats do you have?
>>146283365
i don't want hats
i want cute friends
>>146283061
yes
>>146283390
yes they will, as soon as they're up against real opponents.
>>146283365
I had a gulagian give me golden bashers. Step up your game, senpai.
>being so sad (you) have to give people stuff in exchange for them to be your friends
>being so sad (you) would pretend to be friends with some e-autist in exchange for cheap dota hats
>>146283365
im not cute, can i still be your friend?
FINSTACK is DOING IT
ACTIVATE IT
>>146283678
i thought trixis computer went full microsoft, did they get a postpone on their game?
Matt at it again.
ATTENTION
KAIPI
BEING DDOSED
I REPEAT
KAIPI
BEING
DDOSED
All according to Keikakku.
>>146283809
>viper lets bone live
what a nice guy
>>146283784
that was rexi and they played 4v5 until the update was over
still won the game as well, lmao
>>146283809
who are they playing against
>>146283731
>odpixel blowing his nose in front of sheever
man they must have been banging for MONTHS
>>146283890
ruskies
Bulbul dho
>waga's team already lost
what a meme
WHY ARE THESE PIECES OF SHIT SHITTING UP THE THREAD AGAIN I THOUGHT THIS WAS BANNED
REEEEEEEEEE
>>146283040
what's their current standing?
>>146283931
This is fake
I still believe.
>>146283931
kill yourself
>>146284090
waiting for next qualifier cause met favs early
>arteezy feeding as usual
Business as usual I see.
>bamboe and bone7 already feeding
>>146284206
did jeyo move to SEA for this?
first sea qualifier already over? who won?
RIP
polarity
theres no way
they win this
Post good WR /fa/. Or any other hero.
>>146283134
>>146283295
My last Ex was similar, super reserved and conservative, grew up surrounded by farmland. She had other things about her that made it really enjoyable to date her but when you're in your early and mid 20's living in a major city a good night isn't always just going out to have a quite dinner like an old couple. It got boring really quickly but maybe that's what Owen is looking for, security. Honestly I think OD pixel is too immature to date Sheever, but that's probably what she's looking for, some reliable but safe fun in her life.
>EE
give kaipi your energy
Damn, my boys ProDota were more than ready for that shitstain shadowbladed slark.
What are /we/ watching?
>secret 3 man ganking sven
are they scared or what?
heh, oops
>>146284730
rtc fall apart
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dotards?
Our guys PD are going to win this.
rtz invoker lmao
>>146284756
yeah they sure are some pussies 3 man ganking a farmed core xd
>Kaipi is losing
F
EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART
SING IS TILTING
>>146284837
solid connection
>>146284841
I forgot who the hell is on that t3 team but secret might actually lose to them
>>146284845
calm down ppy
you can still win this
PROOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WILL THEY BE THE NEXT "OUR GUYS" ?
>>146284894
>>146284897
whats happening???? I cant stop watching secret cuz rtz is choking hard!!!
>>146284837
da quantum age of computing is opun us
>>146284894
>>146284897
What did you expect? The second Zai left Kaipi lost all of their chances to qualify.
Imagine winning Secret and then gettin btfoed by another random stack later.
I would probably quit videogames forever.
>>146284837
hats
Sheever is lewd
>void carry
I hate this meme and I hate bamboe for drafting it.
LEWD STREAM!!
L E W D ! !
>kaipi is losing
>secret is losing
LUL
>girl casts game
>IT'S SO SHIIIT
EVERY FUCKING
TIME
Remember when I was the young phenom?
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
SHEEVER IS A REAL WOMAN CONFIRMED ON STREAM
Leave FINSTACK to me
>>146285064
>>secret is losing
?
>Secrets supports farming
>PD's not farming
Yeah we've seen this before
>>146284981
>Caring about anything after you beat secret
The team that kicks out Secret/EG can live on that high until the next open qualifiers.
>shitrekt
Holy shit one more DP ult and PD can actually break a t3 and possibly a lane of rax. It's actually H A P P E N I N G.
I know we like flaming rtc and all, but what the fuck is wrong with puppy on that axe. Holy shit.
>buying detection
fucking tryhards
>Feeding in a single elimination bo1
What did Puppey and RTZ mean by this?
>RTC
>Secret might lose this
PD will go into the books as the team that denied them a chance at TI
>>146285153
balanar is pretty stacked desu
SECREKT OUT
DOTA IS A RANDOM GAME
DOTARDS?
Nobody saw that, right?
progaming dota kinda same tier with secret now
/ ! \ - W A R N I N G - / ! \
WE ARE CURRENTLY AT 60% HAPPENING RATE
CRITICAL MASS INCREASING
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
/ ! \ - W A R N I N G - / ! \
sheever was talking about *THAT* photo, right?
>>146285268
Well, the biggest difference between tier 2 teams (pros that usually don't win tournaments) and tier 3 (pro-wannabees) is that tier 3 ones usually don't close games and/or throw.
If they finish the game, the can win.
>>146285336
man, i miss the times when /pol/ wasnt so shit. staying up all night to shitpost in happening threads
>mom saber void
BrokeBack
>>146285336
eh, closing the game against pro team being an amateur team is pretty much impossible
>tfw kaipi is losing
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
Fuck secret man
Our guy sing is losing ,;_;
>>146285326
>have a bad team
>play like shit
>lose
What's random about that?
Who the fuck draft this for Kaipi?
>carry void
Hilarious.
>shit shit
secret is struggling against literal nobodies 2 games in a row
this team is fucked
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>I doubted A-GOD
So....
OD and Sheever are definitely fucking, right?
It was hinted at before, but it's obvious now.
and secret wins in the lategame due to superior experience and better lategame draft
>>146285592
?
They've been in lead all game
PD fucking lost the game
>Puppey flubbing a call off of Euls
He is so trash, no argument
>>146285652
Is that Mason?
>>146285560
Bamboe
He's insane and not the good kind of insane.
>>146285592
"'""'""'""'""'""'""'""'""'""'"struggling"'""'""'""'""'""'""'""'""'""'"
yeah except the game has been over for 10 minutes dota illiterate
>>146285317
>NS
>Support
Nice
MEME
>>146285736
Looks like white Bulba.
>>146285768
>struggling
>posts pic of net worths AFTER pd play a fight badly and get nearly wiped
?
>>146285768
>posting that pic after the team-fight dp just lost
They had the smallest lead before that
Surely secret should be stomping these open qualifiers, I hope that they get destroyed in the main qualifiers.
![13147640_1195903587117088_4707709799495591665_o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RzuloAg.jpg "13147640 1195903587117088 4707709799495591665 o[1]")
>>146285661
Hinted at? Every picture of them has been them together since last TI. It's not been a secret for at least 6 months
>>146285706
Honestly, his axe games trigger me hard.
He should keep his hands off of that hero.
>>146285592
Le struggling when they have been ahead all game long.
I know you 2k shitter don't realize this, but unless you are playing complete retards you won't win in 15 min.
Our carry ladies and gentlemen
Kaipi ;_;
this time sing will quit dota 2 for sure
no TI, shit team, have to wait a whole year to try again, eh will just give up the game entirely
Kaipi getting rekt by literal whos
lol
>>146285863
I'm just in denial.
She's taller than he is and he's got that tiny babby face
>DP's Sven going Daedelus over BkB?
I was about to post this and then the Sven just got a triple
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>>146285863
Owen must be pretty happy with himself. Catapulted himself from nobody to TI caster in about a year and even gets himself a Sheever GF
>SHITREKT
>EE
>kaipi losing to literal 4k
>>146285983
Secret getting rekt by literal whos
What a great day to be alive.
>Why did singsing get kicked from c9?
>Eternalshit
>The city of SHITREKT
Rogue Knight claims another.
You died well enough.
Death comes to all.
You deserved it.
>>146285961
maybe he should practice more and be less of a memespewing retard
>envy doing envythings against literal whos
How can secret actually be SO fucking bad, honest serioust question.
How can they be THIS trash?
>yfw the game is entirely on envys back
Secret is going to be eliminated
RIP
Bulba though
>>146286076
>literal whos
im pretty sure prodota beat attackers team too
>>146285987
no shes not taller
are you fucking new?
Reminder it was agreed that whoever knocks secret or EG out of the opens becomes unequivocally our guys
Seeing this sven makes me think. Is autistically picking sven going to give me free mmr?
>kaipi
Secret have no answer for this Sven they fucking lost
/ ! \ - W A R N I N G - / ! \
WE ARE CURRENTLY AT 64% HAPPENING RATE
CRITICAL MASS INCREASING
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
/ ! \ - W A R N I N G - / ! \
Wait I've been watchiong Secret is Kaipi out?
>Secret out
One down, one more to go
EG should lose later
>IT'S A DESASTAH
IT'S A DESASTAH
>IT'S A DESASTAH
IT'S A DESASTAH
>IT'S A DESASTAH
IT'S A DESASTAH
>IT'S A DESASTAH
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>IT'S A DESASTAH
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>IT'S A DESASTAH
IT'S A DESASTAH
>>146286209
Give Kaipi your energy.
Believe.
ARTOUR BABY I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT
>Secret might not be able to attend TI6
I-i am scare guys
>>146286218
>have no answer for this sven
Blademail axe but puppey has to farm that and play well after he gets it
>>146286264
EG have it easier tho. American qualifiers are EZ modo.
>>146286326
>Puppey axe
>play well
>>146286185
Isn't she?
>>146285863
I am cry for singsing
will he ever make it to a TI again
Theres still a second chance for Kaipi..
I'm so happy SingSing got dumpstered
>ECHODALUS SVEN
>liking singsing
kys
>>146286307
even if they did this level of play is awful and they literally DO NOT deserve it
>>146286264
EG really hard to lose u know
they are NA
>>146286419
Sure, tickets aren't that expensive.
>>146286307
I'm only sad because watching them fuck up at the main event would be fun.
>Man-voice
>Knows jack shit about the game
>Thinks she knows shit about the game and voices her opinion.
>Not even good looking to redeem the above
We deserve better, dota deserves better.
>>146286326
>sven presses e
>suddenly has as much or more armor than axe.
>takes less damage than axe from his own right clicks
it's almost like blademail has been shit against sven since the change form pure damage
>>146285690
>>146285768
>>146285768
im sorry what were you saying
I told you SingSing is shit, but you don't believe me.
Now apologize
This is purge and his girlfriend.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHITREKT
>SHITREKT
SHITREKT
>SHITREKT
SHITREKT
>SHITREKT
SHITREKT
>SHITREKT
Bulbul though
where the fuck was he
>>146286458
when has singsing done ANYTHING wrong other than have lackluster performances?
What's Secret's win condition?
IT'S OVER
SECRET IS FINISHED
Alert, Secret is losing
Alert
/ ! \ - W A R N I N G - / ! \
WE ARE CURRENTLY AT 76% HAPPENING RATE
CRITICAL MASS INCREASING
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
/ ! \ - W A R N I N G - / ! \
They actually fucking lost. Invoker and Axe no buyback.
THEY ARE GONNA MAKE IT!
>>146286550
what a couple of qts, i like them
That crit though
SECRET ABOUT TO LOSE OPEN QUALIFIERS
HOW WILL POOPAN EVER RECOVER
>>146286458
I'm not kissing you Dx
>>146286550
>thumbs
>>146286575
Enemy team gives up out of piteAHAhahaha
THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING LOST
my hub predictions are coming true
>>146286451
lmao 2 crits
IT'S OGRE
It's over.
>>146286080
Apparently it was because he didn't follow the rest of his team and yell into his mic like a maniac. They'd reach late game and he'd have zero input into how to approach the next fights or strategies to finish the match out. Especially if the match wasn't going well he'd just silently play. I would have liked to see sing with a group of player like EG. Just super calm and talented.
FINSTACK rax just went down
no mercy for memelords
can we start shit posting now? guys
>Eliminated by a team called PD
>P"PD"
POTTERY
>I had faith in A-GOD
maybe kaipi can do it in the second qualifiers...
b-but sabre is bad guys ;_;
How many match until those trash are out
GOGO PRODOTO
FIRST RAX DOWN
NET WORTH BEHIND
ENVY COMMITTING SUDOKU
LMFAO
IT'S HAPPENING
>>146286564
people kneejerk to fanbases all the time, that's all there is to it
they hate his retarded fans or the fact that he has so many of them more than having actually issues with him as a player
>Secret lose
>lose second qualifiers
>Puppey fails to reach a Valve event for the first time in his career
>Arteezy begs to come back to EG
ARTOUR ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>146286458
I cant help it. Its my Dutch nationalism that makes it impossible for me to hate """famous""" Dutch people
ANIME
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>>146286550
not sure what it is that makes these beta male whites go race mixing...
What about your own ancestry you fucking bern voting cuckold retard
Don't worry guys, this is all going just as we planned.
>>146286543
You're shit too though
>>146286501
cleave is pure damage
Do white people really not know how to eat fucking mangoes?
What the hell are they doing?
SECRET ARE OUT
XDD
XDDD
LOL
LOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Sing has actually played like shit, but The Jew was an absolute shitstain so I'll blame it on him. Also judging by the in-game chat Macedonians are just like BRs, chimping out on every fucking kill they score because they're all 2k and see much of that.
>>146286675
>but sabre is bad guys ;_;
does anyone actually believe this? its so ridiculously good for the price
>PD.Mastermind
>its actually ppd
>>146286673
desu they were never making it in through qualifier 1 because LE EPIK TEAM SECRET IS SO RETARDED THEY HAVE TO DO OPEN QUALIS XDDD
>Sing @Sing2X 2 minutes ago
no words just emotions
Are they out of first one? lmao
apology for my poor english
when were you when secret dies?
i was at work in chair
"secret is kill"
"no"
apology for poor english
when were u when team seacret dies
i was sat at home drinking monster energy when owen ring
'seacret is die'
'no'
and you??????????
>secret
>>146286658
Maybe it's because he's shit and just lost to literal nobodies?
Also
>Sheever asking who has gem when there's a aghs nightstalker in that team
What are the chances that Secret switches a player before the second qualifier?
I FUCKING TOLD YOU
YESTERDAY ALREADY POOPAN GOT BLATANTLY OUTDRAFTED BY SOME 4K SHITSTAIN AND ONLY LOST BECAUSE SUPERIOR EXECUTION
NOW THEY ARE FACING 6K WHO HAVE GRINDED ENOUGH TO HAVE THE EXECUTION
POOPAN OUTDRAFTED
RTC BROKE EVEN MID WITH SOME LITERAL WHO
ETERNAL SHITVI IS ETERNAL SHITVI
BULBA THOUHG
NICE LA
Watching EE in the client makes me realize how overrated this autist is. His camera control is AWFUL. He wants to go from A to B. He watches B, spamms F1, drags his camera back to B, spamms F1. Jesus fuck, just use this time to gather information and stop this spastic zapping.
Also missed like half of the pounces, including fucking easy ones.
Remember when Puppey had a Major winning team and kicked his two best players for a teamwrecker and NA trash?
>EG somehow ends up with a lineup stronger than the Shanghai Major one
>Secret can't even with the OQ
jesus
>kaipi out
>secret out
>finnstack is out
Fuck this shit Im rooting for XBOCT now
>kaipi out
>secret out
>finstack out
Who can stop lilstack?
>>146286708
Wait theres a losers bracket for the open qualifiers? They're not out if they loss this game?
FINSTACK IS OUT
KILL ME
A TEAM CALLED PD
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
THE ULTIMATE POTTERY
>Secret getting eliminated already
ETERNAL SHITSTAIN
EX P O S E D
>>146286831
bout tree fiddy
>Kaipi lost
lel
>>146286869
>>146286863
but if they are out that means there other 15 players (some new faces) in, why is that bad? are they all russians?
>>146286876
FUGG :DDDD
>>146286870
No loser's bracket, but there is a second open qualifiers in a few days. If Secret lose this game like it's looking, they have a second, last chance at TI6.
>>146286885
Sounds like Ppd? Or what?
>>146286893
Kaipi VS Secret IN THE FINALS OF SECOND QUALIFIER
SCREENCAP THIS
>>146286870
Not losers bracket but there's a second qualifier
>>146286784
Kaipi should just not have changed players and they might have a good shot at getting invited to the regional qualifiers without all that open qualifier bullshit.
Who did kaipi/finnstack lose to?
Slark can't beat Sven.
Invoker doesn't beat DP.
Axe is useless.
They have to win a teamfight I guess but against Oracle DP its almost impossible with Secrets lineup.
>finstack out
>kaipi out
;___;
>>146286870
there are 2 places in the regional qualifiers for open qualifier teams. if you lose the first open qualifier, you can join the second to get a second chance at a place in the regional qualifiers
>expecting random team to have better late game sense than seasoned pro players
I mean, I'd love for Secret to lose because they're objectively shit but let's not kid ourselves here, they will win in a couple of teamfights
Why does puppey keep picking dark seer? Or rather why would anyone pick dark seer at al? He's an ok hero but so underwhelming
>>146286876
>blue eyes
he must be a very rare finn
I feel your pain tier2 bro, singu is out too ;_;
>>146286987
Cancel was shit and Zai left for EG.
>>146286982
second?
this is just bit banter from secret, right???
EASY
>>146286987
zai left
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT YOU RETARDS
>>146286987
You mean if literally the only decent player they have didn't leave?
Hey guys, what if "Mastermind" is the PPD smurf?
>Kick 2 EU players and add 2 NA players
>Suddenly can't even get through Open Qualifiers
>Kick 2 EU players and add 2 NA players
>Suddenly can't even get through Open Qualifiers
>Kick 2 EU players and add 2 NA players
>Suddenly can't even get through Open Qualifiers
>Kick 2 EU players and add 2 NA players
>Suddenly can't even get through Open Qualifiers
>Kick 2 EU players and add 2 NA players
>Suddenly can't even get through Open Qualifiers
>Kick 2 EU players and add 2 NA players
>Suddenly can't even get through Open Qualifiers
>Kick 2 EU players and add 2 NA players
>Suddenly can't even get through Open Qualifiers
>Kick 2 EU players and add 2 NA players
>Suddenly can't even get through Open Qualifiers
>Kick 2 EU players and add 2 NA players
>Suddenly can't even get through Open Qualifiers
>Kick 2 EU players and add 2 NA players
>Suddenly can't even get through Open Qualifiers
>Kick 2 EU players and add 2 NA players
>Suddenly can't even get through Open Qualifiers
>Kick 2 EU players and add 2 NA players
>Suddenly can't even get through Open Qualifiers
>Kick 2 EU players and add 2 NA players
>Suddenly can't even get through Open Qualifiers
THOSE LOTUS ORBS
>doubting
>>146287029
bulba though
>newbs think secret is losing
LMAO
> losing to a no bkb sven
Secret haven't lost yet you shit stains
3600 networth fucking oracle doesn't haev a ghost scepto
and this sven didn't buy a skadi for some baffling reason
WOW WE KILLED THE 10TH AND 8TH NET WORTH
THE CUMBACK IS REAL
>>146287072
There are 2 open qualifier spots.
There's another qualifier after this one.
>>146286742
>Not having a sister-wife
Disgusting
>>146286998
Kaipi - macedonian inbred neanderthals
Finnstack - Poles
I'm gonna need a whole new XD grin folder after this game.
>the only way secret can win against literal whos is flank with broken slark
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
EVEN IF THEY QUALIFY, SECRET IS GONNA BE LAST AGAIN
>>146287119
Most teams get a couple of Americans to play American qualifiers.
Secret did it in the other way.
There is no way Secret loses it lmao what are you memeing
>>146287141
except that
Kemal already wired $100k to PD's account.
>people still cant see the clear sandbagging by secret
Its obvious they are just saving up for the real qualifiers
>>146286876
>Finnish PEPE
>posts Ålander
>>146287160
the gem pickup is pretty bigt bh
>>146287094
>>146287116
When Zai left they had already broken the roster lock, didn't matter.
>>146287186
>hurr white people are so awful, time to go marry some asian woman who is only with me because i'm white!
liberal logic
>shitrekt
>Toлькo тpy PuppeyFace фaнaт Cикpeт нaкopмит пyпeя дopитocoм DoritosChip
Someone explain this meme to me
>>146287219
? they are literally losing on this push
Why does Puppey keep picking Axe for himself
Kaipi draft was fucking shit. Who the fuck draft Zeus nowadays? And it was Bone Zeus on mid.
>>146287259
I'm happy they did so we won't singsing relevant anymore
>>146287186
this pleases your zoroastrian subjects
HOLY SHIT SECRET IS GIONG TO GET KNOCKED OUT BY A BUNCH OF LITERAL WHOS
NICE CALL PUPPEY
JUST
COMMIT
FOR
THE
BUILDINGS
YOU
DUMB
FUCKS
This sven is crumbling under pressure desu
doing some really retarded shit
lmao bamboe is shorter than singhi jp
>Mask of Madness, Armlet of Mordiggian and 1000 gold recipe now form a new item Mask of Mordiggian
>25% Lifesteal
>+10 HP regen
>+5 Armor
>Ability: Unholy Berserk
>When active, Unholy Berserk grants +60 damage, 150 attack speed, +30% movement speed and +35 strength, but drains 20HP + 2% of maximum health pool per second. You cannot die from the health drain when Unholy Berserk is activated, nor from the strength loss when Unholy Berserk is deactivated.
Is Mask of Madness now viable again?
>Bulba
>>146287319
Professional feeder called Bamboe.
Why did this fucking sven buy a bkb instead of satanic and skadi?
Why did sven just buy back there
Why keep trying to force high grounds
>>146287408
?/
then envy jumps on the oracle and they have to back
>>146287292
tbqh purge gf looks white, she's just smiling so her eyes are more drawn
>>146287426
mom is fine
Why did sven buyback, it's not even like they were planning to contest rosh.
>>146287426
>Making armlet scale into lategame
I'm too lazy to crop out maelk.
rip our teams ;_;
>Secret relying on EE's Slark to make clutch plays and not feed
>EE
>not feed
>>146287426
if there's an item made from armlet and mask of madness, the active should just connect you to a suicide hotline
>>146287454
just keep NS near the oracle if envy gets close jump him?
Let's just give away this T4 for free.
HOW MUCH DID FUCKING KERMAL PAY PD????
>CyborgFatt bribing PD mid-game
Will his stash of stolen money be put to use?
fucking bat pussied out
Woulda been game there but the bat was a pussy
WHATS THE POINT OF WINNING IF YOU ARE STRUGGLING THIS HARD VS NOBODIES
YOU WILL NEVER WIN ANYTHING ANYWAY SECRET
JUST GG OUT IN SHAME AND DISBAND
>>146287543
>>146287543
>Round 1 on Day 2 is the hardest
Seriously day 1 of open qualifiers should be played until the bo3s start
>secret let a tier 4 fall.
>ONE AND A HALF TIER 4 TOWERS DONE FOR SHITREKT
>Death Prophet and Sven dropping their ults, can't find initiation
>Secret walk away
WHAT CHOKES
>>146287292
Except that his GF is white. See eyelids.
>>146287490
You must be borderline braindead to think she looks white. Her eyes are clearly slanted
how's EG doing?
Hey guys. Kemal here. Don't worry I already "solved" this weird issue. Your rares are safe. :)
>>146287652
that would push cis players into playing untill 2-3 am, open qualifers is designed for people who are not pros and therefore most likely have jobs/school to attend to.
>>146287697
ur delusional
at most shes like half arab or something
>>146287759
Thanks Kemal
>>146287697
She looks hapa desu
Can't tell without a close up.
>>146287705
She's got a fucking double eyelid you gypsy monkey.
>>146287759
>team funded by Turkish millionare loses in open qualifiers to literal who team.
>>146287759
Secret will win TI6.
>>146287759
>500000 shekels has been transferred to svens account
>>146287292
>>146287705
She's Socal mexican
source: https://twitter.com/gomeasy
>>146287705
look at her face structure there's no way she's asian, she's just smiling a lot you dumb fuck
>>146287705
>/pol/tard doesn't even know how real life asians look
And then you guys wonder why you are the laughstock of 4chan.
>RTC
I'm still confused why they picked up Bulba
like why he's fucking awful, he's some random 5k shitter that EG picked up because there was literally no one else available
>>146287759
What if Toddposting but Kemalposting? Can somebody photoshop rage Kemal
EE JUST FUCKING GAVE ME A HEART ATTACKT HE MADMAN
>>146287887
he's a billionaire lad
>>146287759
>during match kemal skypes your team while crushing secret and offers you a million bux to throw this
would you?
STOP TRYING TO BAFFLE ME
MY HEART
Are Secret out if they lose this game?
>>146287961
Because they expect one of us in the wreckage brother
blubo thouhg
i want to rape sheever
>>146287961
The exact same reason why EG picked him up.
>>146287961
they shouldve picked me t.b.h. i play dark seer just as well.
>LOCAL MAN WASTES AEGIS FOR A SUPPORT
>haven't played or watched dota in a month
>decide to watch quallies for TI6
>team secret are playing like trash and are poor
>>146288008
yes of course
>Sheever thinks Envy going in there was bad
That move was brilliant and sheever shows herself to be a stupid, uneducated caster.
ETERNAL FUCKING RETARD
>>146288031
there are second set of open qualifiers that start tom
>>146288040
No it's not, Europe surely has better offlaners in droves and they didn't have the same time constraint
>>146287705
Are you literally retarded. That's clearly a white girl with a facial expression that caused her to look like that in the moment.
It's called a full fucking smile, something that you, no doubt, have never seen a girl do while looking at you.
>>146288008
yes, no second thoughts.
someone make a webm of that rtc blink in and just die-play. reminded me of that alchemist one from way back when
>Octarine NS
I-INFINITE NIGHT TIME?
>>146288105
EE stop posting during your game.
>>146288035
PPD outplayed Secret so fucking hard with this draft
>refresher sven
WAKE ME UP
Secret should still win with their late-game decision making, but this is still embarrassing as fuck desu
>>146288008
Million bucks to throw a game
or
A chance at winning similair money at TI but have to beat dozens of even better teams
ez decision if you ask me
>secret getting eliminated by refresher sven
tip top
>Permanent Night Time
>>146288105
>popping Aegis
>almost getting killed again
>for support
>>146288008
Definitely.
They are clearly out of their league, getting kited like a bunch of newbies.
You can get lucky against Secret once, they would just roll over PD in a best of 3, as would most other TI finalist teams
>>146288040
>>146288143
when you idiots will realize kemal is a facade and secret is another EG team like alliance
think about it just for a second. they have been moving players from on team to the other (trying to improve both teams but fucking up more and more)
why did the oracle ult the sven there lol
>>146288210
ENDURANCE RUN
they are losing this game because sven won't buy a fucking stanic
LMAO ENVY LOST THE GAME
NO BUYBACK
I REPEAT NO BUYBACK
>doubting
I know the gulag is almost as dumb as twitch chat but Secret isn't losing. Just fyi.
That doesn't mean they can't throw.
ENVY FUCKING
YOU LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
EE JUST THREW THE GAME
YOU CANNOT
MAKE
THIS
UP
MY
SIDES
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
>slark fights DP near the end of her ulti
retard Sven
Heart/Satanic such bad items lets get a refresher instead
>>146288390
Ayy, I was thinking this with the oracle ult.
>>146288363
I guess to remove pounce? Slark pounced, didnt he?
EE threw but Sven threw harder
THRONE IN TROUBLE
why the fuck does the oracle never ult the sven
fucking rigged
Why sven. Just why.
>Dire's ancient is under attack.
PD JUST THREW THE GAME THEY HAD JUST WON. SECRET CONFIRMED FOR COLLUSION.
ENVY THE MASTER BAITER
>SECRET ANCIENT EXPOSED
SECRET ARE DOING IT
PRODOTA IN FLAMES
NICE FUCKING SVEN LMFAO
>DIRE'S ANCIENT IS UNDER ATTACK!
>>146288091
>>146288163
>>146288241
>>146288294
thanks. had second thoughts but just made the skype call :^)
>>146288289
Almost, puts it on a 60 second cooldown at a 50 second duration.
ee is fucking retard lmao
>>146288462
problem is he has it in his fucking stache
drop the hotd and get double bkb double stun and double b link in fights u fool
>EE wants to lose but his team wont let him
every time
>>146288491
hehe did u ape
>>146288467
yea but sven still had bkb, at this point of the game its a waste to use it like an abbadon shield
EL
EM
EF
AYY
OH
>secret struggling in a bo1 against some tier 3 team
lol
why pros dont complete satanic on sven? dont they know he litterally multiplies strenght gains?
SECRET
WILL
NEVER
LOSE
WHERE ARE YOU NOW SECRETHATERS
>>146288491
he literally just did
sven ran round in a circle hitting nothing with his ult, oracle's ult and BKB slowly ending
>>146288491
He ulted the Sven at the start of the fight
FUCK YOU SVEN YOU HAD THIS YOU PIECE OF SHIT
STOP CHOKING
>>146282850
>>146282925
>ODPixel
>not gay
Are we memeing or did I miss something?
At no point was secret ever behind in netowrth
At no point were they ever in risk of losing
Then they just win the lategame because the other team sucks at it
Sven bought a bkb for nothing, gets kited nonstop, doesn't have satanic to manfight... and the batrider is a fucking pussy who won't initiate
what is goin on?
WHAT IS GOIIIING OOOOOOONNNNN????!!!!
AAAAAAAAH
Ladies and gentlemen, PD's MVP
These froce staffs by pld are carrying Secret.
Saved like 20 times.
>>146288406
Why the fuck does he always have that smug smile on his face.
I swear, RTZ has the most punchable face in all of doto
>60 minute game
>slark with no abyssal blade or butterfly
>>146288575
>>146288576
then why the fuck does he ult at the start of the fight when the fucking sven has fucking bkb
fucking rigged
why is rtz's invoker so mediocre famalans?
Why don't these bunch of PD retards just go for the barracks?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146288575
he was waiting to go on the slark for some reason. his real issue was blinking in just before false promise ended so he had no idea how much hp he had
>>146288551
i believe he did in fact not ape anon
>Team Secret
If secret win this it's 10000000000% on PLD.
That bait without dying was G O D L I K E
On a side note: I GOTTA FUCKING PEE
>>146288623
Literally this.
So many times was someone about to die but was FS to safety.
PLD wins games
>>146288596
How to beat Team Secret: Don't throw. Pick heroes to don't throw
But in a 60 minute game, you might throw
how can they possibly expect to win the regional qualifiers if they're having this much difficulty in the RO16?
>>146288568
This pic is so cute and comfy!
You were doubting my shekels?
>>146288640
even pro players don't actually know what Oracle's spells do
REMINDER THESE ARE OPEN QULIFIERS
SECRET HAVE TO FACE REAL TEAMS IN THE REGIONALS STILL
LMAO
THESE SHITS AREN'T GOING TO TI6
NO
MATTER
WHAT
>>146288628
>RTZ
>not BigRedditor n0skill
>THE KEMAL DDOS
>haters cheering against secret
>their teams always choke in the end
poetry
>kemal calling a drone strike on the sven
Also paid for a DDOS, just in case.
DDoS attack
>>146288703
They won't.
>>146288656
He went qw and didnt buy midas and didnt gank
He could have in top 3 for net worth if he went with midas. He usually goes the passive qe midas
I kind of want new blood to get in
SVEN KILLED HIMSELF CONFIRMED
>>146288750
>fly and moon were on complexity
holy shit, feels surreal
FeelsBadMan DAD FeelsBadMan BEATS ME FeelsBadMan MOM FeelsBadMan BEATS ME FeelsBadMan MAYBE FeelsBadMan I SHOULD FeelsBadMan JOIN FeelsBadMan SECRET FeelsBadMan THEY CAN'T FeelsBadMan BEAT ANYONE LUL
TURKS
LITERALLY
DDOSING
SO
SECRET
DOESN'T
LOSE
TO
PUBSTACK
L A M O
>>146288719
>even pro players don't actually know what Oracle's spells do
then why the fuck do they pick it?
fucking rigged
SHUT
Can someone explain why Secret is doing so badly? They have so much talent individually, what are they fucking up?
FUCKING TURKS
>When Kemal pays for your TI6 victory
>>146288703
how the fuck can they even come close to Empire or alliance. It's laughable, Empire vs Secret will look like that Secret vs 1k russians game from yesterday.
LMAO ACTIVATE IT
THEY ARE ACTUALLY DDOS SOME POOR SODS WHO JUST WANTED TO SHIT ON SECRET
THIS IS BEYOND PATHETIC
>>146288768
gold wins wars, steel wins battles
>>146288770
>>146288782
LIKE POTTERY, MY SHEKELS WILL BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS.
>cant win without a ddos
Sven you fucking shite stop running into axe, literally only thing that can control you through bkb.
That being said secret are struggling against tier 3s. Lmao.
>>146288708
That pic gives me claustrophobia
>>146288863
>secret have so much talent
We're detecting a strange amount of internet interference from Turkey right now
We'll be investigating the matter shortly
>team secret drones are ddossing PD
Also
>finding jibjab funny
>current year
>>146288905
Why so? It looks pretty comfy
>that hand touch
>posting jib jab
>in 2016
Come on OD
>secret wins by DDOS
What the fuck
>>146288846
Because if used correctly, the spell is amazing.
So is the disarm. And the heal for the midgame.
>>146288961
>not finding it ironically funny
>being this petty
Nothing is actually funny, only irony is funny in 2016
Ladies and gentlemen, your Team Secret MVP!
why is he so based?
>>146288940
>haha lol I'm writing this in greentext so it seems like a valid argument XD
Jump on the hate bandwagon all you want, but those 5 are one of the most accomplished players in the history of dota and no amount of le funny reaction images will change that
OY VEY ITS JUST A COINCIDENCE GO- I MEAN GUYS
NOTHING TO SEE HERE
SVEN SHOULD HAVE JUST HAD A BETTER COMPUTER HAHAHA
MOVE ALONG
>>146289057
Sorry I'm not a 10 year old memespouter from twitchchat but an adult
How does this match get more viewers than a lot of lans.
For the love of God, tell Sheever to stop peeling those fucking mangoes
55K VIEWERS FOR A COUCH STREAM
WHILE BTS HAS A FULLY EQUIPPED STUDIO
OH GOD MY SIDES
>>146289152
I'd let that slut peel my mango if you know what i mean
What the fuck do I have to do to win as tidehunter?
I've had four games in a row where my team just flails around and dies.
>the only player smart enough to get a bkb is puppey
The fat fuck is stealing Sven's internet packages.
ALERT
ALERT
ALERT
2ND OPEN QUALIFIER IS ALREADY FULL
KAIPI IS FUCKED
TEAM SECRET IS FUCKED IF THEY LOSE THIS
>Albanian
Now it's all clear. No DDOS needed guys.
>>146289175
Everybody loves the casting couch
>>146289175
NA casting/analyst/lounge streams are fucking terrible, not even able to watch them ironically. Just take a look at ti4 euhub and nahub
>>146289129
Cause lans have shit tons of downtime, playing ads and a bunch of other shit.
atleast here they entertain people with sheev and ODs sexual tension
WINNING BY LOTTERY
WINNING BY LOTTERY
>>146289210
Implying teams won't just randomly "leave" :^)
>>146288863
EE is the most overrated player in history and thinks being a dickhead and insufferable is equivalent to being dedicated and passionate.
RTZ just doesn't gel at all with EE's playstyle, despite being good friends with him. He's also overrated, but he's good enough to be on a TI winning team unlike EE.
PLD is just the most unfortunate boy I've ever seen, he's just getting tagged along for the rollercoaster, unless he was responsible for kicking W33 and Misery I don't think he can be blamed for present Secret's state.
PPY is underperforming like a motherfucker, he got played by PPD with the whole Universe thing.
Bulba is just actual shit, and as much as I dislike EE, the bulba thouhg joke was correct. Also the fact that EE thinks Bulba is trash and Bulba knows this probably doesn't help
>>146289129
>more viewers than a lot of lans.
Overwatch lans or what? Last like 4 dota 2 lans have all had about 100k+ concurrent not counting the russian and chinese streams.
>>146289128
>bitching about people's comedic taste on the internet
>also being an adult
please choose only one
>>146289210
Wait, seriously?
Sing is destined to no TI.
>>146289194
you need to pray to get a good team
>>146289129
Because people want authentic content and rooting for your favorite team/player.Just dotes.
Not faceless corporations trying to milk the fans thinking they're gonna be a valve2.0 in terms of prizepool and success.
Just think, this sven could have a satanic and AC instead of echo saber and refresher
Why even bother DDOSing this retard he's throwing just fine even without it
>>146289210
dont you have to check in to ensure you'll play before your spot is valid? also, they can just ask someone else to lend them their spot
This girl reminds me of Legion Commander
HE'S BACK BOYS
>secret got two byes yesterday
>secret winning against teams because of throews
There's some dirty money passing under the table isn't there?
>be winning versus secret
>suddenly random turks adds you on skype
>hey, you want some money? :)
>>146289210
As if they won't get some 3k team to switch.
>Have to resort to DDOS against whos in the qualifier
Why are Secret even trying?
>>146289283
Literally /mlp/'s retort
>DDOS ATTACK IS OVER
OHHH YEAH
ALWAYS RIGHT
EVERYONE
>>146289323
who
>>146289210
secret already signed up
kaipi is fucked though
PHOTOSHOP ANGRY KEMAL PLEASE
>>146289210
??
the whole fukcing point of day 2 is so everyone gets second chance, why wouldn't they be able to sign up for both days in advance?
>>146289040
and picking heroes you are not good at in a pro game makes you lose d
>>146289175
Toby was casting BTS yesterday, I'd much rather see sheever and od over him.
>>146289210
they didn't register to both from the beginning? they've massive retards in the literal sense if they didn't do so
why the FUCK has eternalAUTIST not upgraded to a MALM BREAK SWORD YET?!
>doubting
DREAM IS OVER
This oracle is honestly so fucking dogshit
>>146289420
poor sing
he was playing at a time where a player of his calibre could get invited and so got a taste but then got a bad name for himself (idk how) and no teams want to take him
he's a man born to be punished
FORCE STAFF SO STRONG
>Chase invoker
>Leave your sven behind against 4
BRAVO 2k STACK
>>146289314
the echo is fine they just have no lock down
sven's bkb is down to 5 seconds
they never ganked throughout the game despite having an NS
And their lategame lineup is just poorer
>>146289593
the entire team is awful, they are just choking under pressure
>no more kaipi
whats the point anymore
BOLD
BUT YOU DIED WELL ENOUGH
lmao
GARTER
BALLS OF STEEL
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>146289664
They'll have a chance in the secondary qualifiers and probably win that.
>almost backdoored
LMAO
That was close.
Damn secret are good
WHAT THE FUCK THIS SVEN WASTED HALF HIS FUCKING BKB NOT HITTING THE THRONE
WHY DIDN'T THE DP TP ONTO THE CREEP INSTEAD OF TRYING TO FIGHT THERE
WARRIORS DEATH
GARTER DOTA
>expecting pro player to cave in late game against literal whos
told you
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHYY
This girl would do a good crystal maiden
sven ran away from the ancient with his bkb on
why didnt he just kill it
WE WON
SO CLOSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
SECRET
WILL
NEVER
EVER
LOSE
GET
TOLD
HATERS
apowogize :)
HOLY SHITTT
>>146289652
It is new strat chasing RTZ everyone wants kill him. It is pretty brilliant
btw bet 6$ for 1$ for secrekt
>>146289491
I love how they picked a Oracle, make sure he got Green Boots and Ether Lens
yet he doesn't understand how the ulti works, so he can't use it to win teamfights once Secret stops throwing.
This was basically the best chance. Secret aren't losing a BO3.
>>146289769
they glyphed
>Another ROacle ulti on Sven AT THE START OF THE FIGHTAS HE ACTIVATES BKB
totally not rigged guys, internet goes down just long enough for threatening phone calls to be placed as Svens address, Turkish goons ready to literally kill people so RTZ can get into TI
>>146289762
11/10 edit
Why didn't he go for throne when he had BKB?
What did he mean by this?
>secret almost fucking lost
damn imagine the shitstorm if he had taken the ancient there
>>146289769
axe drew him away with call
>Secret need to have a tier 10 team choke hard against them to win
>secret struggling this much
Good start to the day Secret
I'm sure you'll get to TI6 no trouble
>>146289762
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA WOW
>>1462
>Cheever: not a noob team
>OD: they lost to Secret so they are
>>146289664
They are shit and you are a whore, now kys.
>didnt bring refresher
>didnt hit ancient with bkb
rigged
>>146289732
HE GOT AXE CALLED YOU FUCK
SECRET
WILL
NEVER
LOSE
>>146289762
why did you draw a thong on in ms paint
>Sheever out of breath shouting "Holy shit"
>>146289749
It's not like they outplayed them though, in the end DP beat themselves wtih poor decisions
Secret is fucking garbage and this isn't going to work against better teams
HEY HATERS
you liked it? hope it was entertaining
because there's a lot more butthurt coming
but don't worry we will try to make all games as close as possible for your enjoyment >:)
How have they not been fired and blacklisted yet?
How can they keep getting away with this harassment?
>>146289815
glyph
>>146289903
HOLY SHIIET
Was that supposed to be humorous?
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE!
(a qualifier, lol)
That loss is on the sven so much, he should of have his refresher & bought a deso
>>146289945
Riot doesn't own Twitch.
Banter is allowed.
Did sven even swap his HotD for the refresher when he went to rat? Double bkb might've been enough.
>>146289956
They had already used the glyph. He popped bkb then ran around between heroes like an idiot.
>>146289920
>Secret having to rely on both a failed DDoS and an EG tier throw to beat literal who pubstack
I know it's bait but it's gonna be rally satisfying to see Secret get BTFO by any of the actual competition, it's time they disbanded.
>>146290008
Or bought an abyssal
Really there was so much on sven because of how useless oracle was all game and how useless batrider got.
I got Secret guys don't worry
>4 force staff
MOBILITY DOTO
AUI'S ITEM IS SPREADING
>There are people who think Sven should have sold the Echo Sabre
Echo Sabre is core lategame on Sven, what do people don't get about this?
>>146289762
what is wrong with her head/face?
>>146290041
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>its a "Secret goes late game and waits for 3k's to choke" episode
daily reminder that the only people who watch odpixel, singsing, and admiralbulldog are underage yuropoor memers
>>146289916
>beat themselves wtih poor decisions
that's the point. Even if they play like shit their game sense will always be superior to random teams
>>146290091
batrider was fine its just that the enemy had aegis's & cheeses in the lategame, so his one CC results in a "kill" that fails
>>146289283
>finding this shit funny
Fucking cancer
i always pop a boner watching this music video desu
>>146289961
>HARDER OWEN
>DEEPER OWEN
>I AM CUMMING OWEN OH GOD JESUS CHRIST HOLY SHIT
tfw you will never get cucked by Owen "Big Dick" Davies
why even live
>>146290124
That pictures trying too hard desu.
Sheever and OD are the biggest normalfag couple I've ever seen
wait demon played in the open qual right?
what the fuck is this shit
>>146290103
This.
Secret was saved by based Force plays.
Whenever someone was about to die, they hit the ejection switch and they got the fuck out of there.
And whenever Nightstalker looked at them, he was Forced twice and Called
>>146290008
>buying cucksolator instead of AC
reported
hello?
>>146290161
Yeah the /d2g/ audience
Good Morning /d2g/ are you still non believers?
WHO
ARE
WE
ROOTING
FOR
/D2G/
>>146290161
similarly, only people who watch grandgrant or arteezy are underage amerifat memers
>>146290212
Its not funny. Its just retarded that people bitch about it like 2 year olds
kill urself
>>146290246
In SEA. They lost yesterday.
Are veggie not streaming this time? Does this mean they seriously think they can win?
>>146290117
AC is a pretty good item :)
>>146290243
they're the only couple you know anon
>It's just the round of 16
>Secret has to win the next 3 games in a row against even better teams
>>146290124
>not "fat, jew and a fat jew"
You blew it familia
>>146290098
Who are people in XBOCT stack?
>>146290290
_TT_, if they lose. TSPIRIT ofcourse
>>146290290
DANISH BEARS
#LGBTPRIDE
>>146290290
oh shit it might be time for secret to finally go home here
>>146290335
top meme
>>146290161
>underage yuropoor memers
and what is exactly wrong with that my american friendo
>>146290290
Veggies.
Literally the only awoo~ team on the entire qualifiers.
>>146290228
What's wrong with this? Women aren't a culture.
>>146290117
Shut up Plago Echo Sabre is garbage late.
Mods are asleep
Quickly,post pictures of sheever's legs
>>146290392
Force staff play is amazing.
>>146290420
DB got outdrafted, win for atn is a matter of time
>>146290290
alternate got this shit
poles gonna cook and eat team spirit's asses
You guys do realize that your "3k stacks" aka comanche and PD both consist of russian players that have been playing doter since the Dota 1 days and struggling against them is not really all that shameful? Not to mention the amount of raw talent in the CIS scene which is often overshadowed by their shitty mindsets and inability to work on themselves which doesn't allow them to be actual teams and not shitty stacks for a couple of weeks
Are you going to forgive them /d2g/?
>>146290392
Next round is the last best of one, retard.
After that its Bo3s
>>146290403
experienced guys desu
>>146290495
gotchu famalam
>>146290539
Hi artour
>>146290536
Nice boat.
>>146290539
>back-pedalling for Secret
Going from winner of Shanghai to having an undeniably tough time against undeniably tier 3 teams.
Nice try
Almost 50.000 people watching OD "Owen Davies" Pixel cuck them.
Explain this dotards.
>>146290536
moooot
How do you guys stream your games? Do you need a powerful computer?
>>146290539
wonder whos wifes son is that
>tfw Poland stack is gonna win
>>146290654
IRISH
R
I
S
H
>>146290392
I hate to say it but when it gets to bo3 Secret has a much better chance
THESE ARE MY STATS FOR THE LAST 3 MONTHS
EUW IS FUCKING SHIT, IT CONTAINS THE MOST EASILY UPSET BABBIES WHO GET TILTED SO FUCKING EASILY AND THROW GAMES LIKE FUCK
I WILL NEVER PLAY EUW AGAIN
GIVE ME MY 6K BACK
POLSKA
>>146290713
i5 at the very least, i7 is better. look at twitch requirements
RONALDO DID IT
>>146290650
>Goblak
Yeah, Secret got this.
>>146290536
They will eat their asses all right
>>146290397
You blew it evengarder
Teams have 2 chances in open qualifiers. not really heart pounding yet
>>146290697
Everybody wants a front seat if/when Secret fails to qualify for TI.
>>146289194
>What the fuck do I have to do to win as tidehunter?
anchor smash enemy heroes
>>146290792
what about for youtube gaming?
>>146290728
>tfw you're several magnitudes paler than anyone you've met including the Irish
>>146286751
Cleave is physical damage that ignores armor.
>Whats the difference hurr durr?
Cleave is ignored by units that is affected by ghost scepter or other physical immunities.
Cleave is returned as physical damage by blademail.
>>146290860
>EE is somehow the hottest one
i'm shaking my damn head to be completely honest with you
>>146290750
>lose most in most competitive region
Well, that's not surprising.
>>146290839
The second qualifier is already full
the sad truth about sing is that he's never been particularly good, no matter how hard he tries he doesn't ever seem to get any better
the only success he's ever had is because of circumstance, he was lucky to be the only person available to replace arteezy for kaipi/speed/c9
he's like the perpetual underdog figure that undermines the narrative that hard work pays off
>>146290271
>Implying he could've gone to the secret shop before tp'ing into the secret ancient.
How likely is it that Sheever accidentally nipple slips?
>>146290697
>Be bisexual
>OD is hot
>Sheever is hot
>If they start fucking its just fuel for threesome fantasies
If you're straight you're a fucking moron DESU
That NS was actually throwing really hard when PD pushed mid T3 tower and he chased like a dipshit beyong T4
Later Sven didnt buy the upgraded TP boots and saved or bought Moonshard
If he had TP#2 he could have joined the fitht immediatly after dying
then there was that time when Batrider wasnt in position to catch someone when PD smoked around the rosh pit, would have been an easy teamfight win
damn
>>146290929
with the worst people
>>146290008
>>146290091
The loss was on the fucking retarded oracle who didn't save his ult for AFTER SVEN BKB
Where were you when the memes went too far
>le funny jibjab videos
am i in middle school again
>>146290970
we might get bulge-through-underwear sheever if she will cast for a long time
and maybe, but just maybe, we will get a see-through shirt
>>146290970
>sheever will never bite your dick like that
>>146290965
Same can be said for 3Lans for example. For fly and for a shitload of other players too. Life is just a lot about luck and being in the right place at the right time
>>146290956
And secret is probably in it
>>146290974
sven bought everything other than a fucking satanic
He bought a very unnecessarily early bkb, then ran it down to 5 seconds
They forced some shit in the high ground that they didn't need to
They had plenty of oppurtunities to gank but they were slow/batrider was a pussy/etc
>>146291173
Except n0tail is an excellent player, it's not even me saying so, every analyst has been saying it for a long while. But hey don't stop those d2g memes now. Really epic anon :)
>>146290972
>OD is hot
>Sheever is hot
yeahhhhh how about nooooooooo
those 2 are the epitome of "plain boring white people" archtype
try harder familiar
>>146291250
Does this imply that there are 12 other webms of Sheever eating croissant?
>>146291346
>he doesn't want to fuck sheever
gays get out
>>146290965
>tries hard
>memes all day every day on stream
choose one
>>146291194
Don't forget chasing past t3 when they could have been pushing the tower/rax
SOMEONE POST THAT PUNISHED ARTEEZY PIC
>>146291346
OD is literally justin bieber feminine dude
i don't understand why girls are attracted to this
>>146290970
Only if OD convinces her to have a few beers on stream.
>>146291405
There are 21 in total and that's just the croissants
>>146291346
>beautiful women don't devote their lives to casting and playing a video game with autistic man children for an average wage with subaverage conditions
No shit?
I feel like the most important difference between a pro team and semipro team is a heavy usage of several forcestaffs lol
>>146291301
I mean, should I even greentext the part about analysts? Not really much point in doing so I suppose, the whole posts just stinks reddit anyway
t. dummy bandwagoner
yfw glorious electrode country wins the intern ational
is any /gulag/ stack still climbing?
>>146291496
A hero denied his farm
>>146291504
>i don't understand why girls
virgin detected
>>146291412
and oracle bought an aether lens instead of a ghost sceptor
>>146291346
>OD
>hot
what
0 muscle definitiion
probably 0 hair on chest
>>146291504
Because he's 6' 3''
How can "manly" manlets even compete?
>>146291513
She looks so young here.
>HoN champion
RIP SECRET
>>146291559
>le muh reddit
:^)
>>146291564
finnstack lost to polandstack unfortunately
>>146291601
He's got a big cock tho
>>146290982
>it's all my teams fault guys
>Invoker again
>>146291504
>he thinks girls are all about appearance
what is confidence
what is successful career
what is sexy accent
what is charisma
what is ...
>>146291613
i don't care if the dude is 7' 1"
he literally don't have testosterone in his body
>>146291301
L O L
>he wasn't around for N0LANs
>can't tell that wisp is his only good hero
>can't realize miracle, fly, and cr1t carry every OG game
>>146291769
Of course roided manlets wouldn't know what girls like.
>>146291582
A hero denied his strategies.
>>146291721
>Invoker literally every single game of Dota that's been played for the last 8 months
>riki is now on constant ban
i think ive seen it all
>>146291731
muh anime macho man
muh hollywood superhero
>>146291769
>testosterone
it might be news to you but a lot of modern women don't really care about traditionally "manly" attributes
>>146291792
>n0lans
B-BUT
>>146291769
How can one manlet be so fucking mad lmao
OUR ONLY HOPE KAIPI GOT ELIMINATED BY SOME LITERAL WHOS?
HOLY FUCK SECRET GET A FREE RIDE, FUCK EVERYTHING.
>>146291868
he is a few injections away from being a woman
i don't care what anybody says, biologically he is not attractive. this relationship is political
>>146291936
sure buddy
>>146291792
I've been on d2g since before vg was created kid. Only TI5 children consider n0tail not our guy or not a good player.
Kill yourself and leave in no particular order.
>>146291958
Was that before Fly evolved into Fitjew?
>>146291492
how come Miracle- doesn't look like a shitskin
>>146291924
muh hollywood supermodel
muh thicc videogame characters
>>146291792
>fly carry every OG game.
Dumbest thing I've heard. This is a guy who's mechanics are so bad that N0tail had to micro his Visage familiars.
>>146292016
They could very likely get knocked out by someone else, and then they have to play in REGIONALS where they are nearly guaranteed to be knocked out.
>>146292063
his mum is a slav
>>146292059
Fly has always been fitjew idiot, He was born into Krav Maga.
>>146291582
>>146291886
Why these eyepatch and beard edit always called as "Punished" ?
>>146292063
He doesnt because he always has that shit eating grin on his fucking mug
>>146292016
>singshit
>carrying anything
They had the right idea before when they put him on support
Then he kept crying about it, so they disbanded.
Singshit is trash m8, he has no mechanical skill.
hahahahaha
>Kaipi
>>146292027
>Pale greasy NEET people openly laugh at giving excuses on why others are happy and in a relationship while he's not
All women are sluts and should be killed and made into furniture amirite bud?
>>146292027
>this post was made by an actual existing human being
I wonder where are you from and what kind of a person you are.
>>146286716
>Chink
>Dutch
>>146292135
Metal gear reference
>>146292063
When you reach 9k mmr points you can choose the color of your skin
>>146292063
his mum is Polish
holy shit johnny slark is SO BAD
how is he 7k
Why has Tide become a hot pick again?
>>146292063
isn't he from jordan or some shit in north africa?
yeah, they're not even that brown over there, you have to go further south or east for that shit.
>>146292050
yeah so have i, i've been around since before TI1
and n0tail is a mediocre player that's been riding off his teammates success forever. he's never, ever had an excellent performance on any hero but wisp and it's not like playing wisp is hard with a team
literally n0tail has never been a stand out player for being skilled, he's only been notable because he likes MEMES :)
>>146292135
b8 or please leave
>>146292261
It's picked with drow a lot since you can just push towers & teams are too scared to fight into ravage so early on.
>>146292231
>>146292129
any pics of her?
>>146292204
I know singsong and bamboo arent white but its the closest thing to """pro""" Dutch players out there
>>146292261
ravage is a very, very good spell
>>146292289
he's half polish half jordanian
>>146292050
>I've been on d2g since before vg was created kid.
woah we've got an actual oldfag here
>>146292303
You have no idea what you're talking about. :D
Stop posting?
It keeps happening!
hahah
>rtz
AYY LMAO
BOOM
Arteezy
>rtc
RTZ?
ARTEEZY?
>>146292303
doesn't matter what you """""""""think""""""""" about some shit because you're a random d2g 3k shitter
n0tail is on the currently most successful team and he's won more than $1million. you don't get there by liking memes or slacks would have replaced sumail by now.
>RTZ
>the city of RTC
>ARTEEZY
LMFAOOOOO RTZ GOT SOLO KILLED BTY SOME RANDOM
>arteezy dies again
I don't know why comewithme keeps teaming up with players like singsing/bone/bamboe, he deserves much better
>giving rtc invoker
Do Secret and EG have OQ games today
>anons spamming >RTZ
HERE WE GO
>>146292303
>literally n0tail has never been a stand out player for being skilled
he was one of the first to actually meepo in competitive before competitive meepo was a thing dude
wtf is wrong with Artour
he JUST played a game against DP jeesus
>>146292050
/d2g/ is not older than /vg/
at that time dota had yet to enter open beta and it was LoL vs. HoN instead of LoL vs. Dota
HURR I WILL FEED DP AGAIN TILL SHE SNOWBALLS AGAIN LUL
>>146292582
yeah you are retarded
d2g started on v
>tfw mouse started double clicking
>one of the headphones died
>all in one day
>have absolutely no money to replace them
Well at least I don't play dota
>>146292582
There was a dota general on /v/
>>146290117
>>146292582
wtf are you talking about redditor? d2g as it is indeed did not exist but there was already a general dota 2 thread on /v/ and the shitpost never was HoN vs LoL, if anything it was Hon vs LoL vs Dota 2
>EE
>>146292591
>be arteezy
>haha im not even trying versus them see me die again envy? xD
>arteezy pls not again
>lol oops i died again xD
>>146292185
historically this is what woman like.
guys should have thick voice, large shoulders,beard etc etc.
no matter how many media shills will tell me that woman like people that resembles faggots i won't be convinced
>>146292471
you don't get onto EG, a TI5 winning team, unless you're a completely dominate top #1 player at your position
>aui_2000
>>146292534
yeah exactly like i said, he's notable because he's a meme player
unless i'm somehow forgetting his incredible meepo streak that won fnatic 8 lans in a row
>play HoN
>win
um dotard
>>146292683
>tfw just got my new mouse today after my old one started falling apart
>>146292748
Here's your (you)
I'm sure you place no value on the looks of women when you're looking for someone to date
>>146292748
>historically
get with the times
>>146292471
>>146292303
>>146292534
What the fuck is this reddit invasion? He has ALWAYS until his first appearance in Secret been le funny guy spewing memes, loudly shouting in russian and massaging era.
Literally the only notable thing about him was the fact that he was considered to be the best meepo player in the world which didn't mean much because it was never picked in competitive. And even then, when Fnatic played with Excalibur, meepo was picked FOR HIM, not for fucking notail.
>>146292636
>>146292707
>>146292719
itt: newfags
>>146283390
Who is this semen demon?
>>146292027
rofl manlets
>>146291713
I literally have better teams in other places, so yes
>>146293887
>fail in the hardest region, in which every guy counts
>"I wasn't carried here, is shit"
Dee "dos" Gee.
What the fuck Sheever
>>146294082
ur an idiot desu
>>146294265
>fail in the hardest region
>get told
>y-you are an idiot
>fail against the worldfilter
Beyond pathetic.
>>146289323
too thick for lean waifu
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