>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
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>STATISTICS
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Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
xth for Ludwig
Help I need a Secret stream that's not ODPixel and Sheever
>OD's "casting couch"
>has to explain the concept to his roommate, Sheever
THE SEXUAL TENSION IS OFF THE CHARTS
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
>>146282832
Hello my beautiful goddess,
I saw your profile and figured id try writing you. i can't disrespect a woman. It's not in me. I'm a gentleman. Quite honestly, It sure surprised me to see you on here. I just have a hard time seeing someone who could easilly be a model having trouble meeting someone. Im not trying to give you a line, you really are astoundingly beautiful to me. It would be a pleasure and a priviledge getting to know you. I'd love to find out if you are as beautiful inside as you are out.
Hope to hear from you soon
>>146282850
they've been fucking for months you dumb fuck
who's ready to watch secret's demise this morning?
>Sheever will never walk in on you jerking off and faint
>>146282850
They are together and have obviously fucked.
quick post the oddshot where you can hear sheever pissing!
shid :DDDD
is this the first shitrekt game today?
Filename
>>146282894
Why are you so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach you, I say "konichiwa". I always ask you about your favorite anime before talking about my waifu. Youre usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with you, and how you usually act disinterested because I'm a Christian. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like the Crusades but I don't hold it against them. Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the shit I watch.
>there's a high chance earlier today sheever put on her Lina clothes from last TI and forced OD to pretend he was Lion and made him finger her.
>you will never be OD
Is there any hope for TNC tomorrow?
>puppey axe
>enemy has oracle
where have I seen this before?
>>146282662
I can bully you with my big weiner is thats ok.
>>146282929
there is one?
>>146282828
too bad, then open wide and eat your memes from owen "doing your waifu" pixel
>>146282942
yes senpai, you're all good
I'd like to suck sheever's big tits and sniff her pits
![6-GgpnTf[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Huk8YmO.png "6-GgpnTf[1].png")
>>146282925
She honestly seems like the dullest and blandest person ever. I mean there's that restrained charm about her, but it feels like once you've got closer to her it just completely vanishes
EE plays mid now?
LET'S GO
>>146282750
Are you that upset that someone doesn't like your shitty e-celebs? Fuck off nigger
>arteezy invoker
>Global Challengers using Secret draft
>>146283160
it's like n0tail/miracle or arteezy/fear back in the old EG days, arteezy generally takes the heavier farmer and they switch lanes accordingly
>>146283194
Did you not have your warm milk this morning anon? :3
>>146283134
I used to know someone like her.
She's the typical small village "farm girl", she probably played football when she was younger, too.
>>146283179
polarity vs spirit innit?
>>146283160
he wish.
but they have no other option
SWNL
>>146283365
>>146283049
>>146283365
what hats do you have?
>>146283365
i don't want hats
i want cute friends
>>146283061
yes
>>146283390
yes they will, as soon as they're up against real opponents.
>>146283365
I had a gulagian give me golden bashers. Step up your game, senpai.
>being so sad (you) have to give people stuff in exchange for them to be your friends
>being so sad (you) would pretend to be friends with some e-autist in exchange for cheap dota hats
>>146283365
im not cute, can i still be your friend?
FINSTACK is DOING IT
ACTIVATE IT
>>146283678
i thought trixis computer went full microsoft, did they get a postpone on their game?
Matt at it again.
ATTENTION
KAIPI
BEING DDOSED
I REPEAT
KAIPI
BEING
DDOSED
All according to Keikakku.
>>146283809
>viper lets bone live
what a nice guy
>>146283784
that was rexi and they played 4v5 until the update was over
still won the game as well, lmao
>>146283809
who are they playing against
>>146283731
>odpixel blowing his nose in front of sheever
man they must have been banging for MONTHS
>>146283890
ruskies
Bulbul dho
>waga's team already lost
what a meme
WHY ARE THESE PIECES OF SHIT SHITTING UP THE THREAD AGAIN I THOUGHT THIS WAS BANNED
REEEEEEEEEE
>>146283040
what's their current standing?
>>146283931
This is fake
I still believe.
>>146283931
kill yourself
>>146284090
waiting for next qualifier cause met favs early
>arteezy feeding as usual
Business as usual I see.
>bamboe and bone7 already feeding
>>146284206
did jeyo move to SEA for this?
first sea qualifier already over? who won?
RIP
polarity
theres no way
they win this
Post good WR /fa/. Or any other hero.
>>146283134
>>146283295
My last Ex was similar, super reserved and conservative, grew up surrounded by farmland. She had other things about her that made it really enjoyable to date her but when you're in your early and mid 20's living in a major city a good night isn't always just going out to have a quite dinner like an old couple. It got boring really quickly but maybe that's what Owen is looking for, security. Honestly I think OD pixel is too immature to date Sheever, but that's probably what she's looking for, some reliable but safe fun in her life.
>EE
give kaipi your energy
Damn, my boys ProDota were more than ready for that shitstain shadowbladed slark.
What are /we/ watching?
>secret 3 man ganking sven
are they scared or what?
heh, oops
>>146284730
rtc fall apart
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dotards?
Our guys PD are going to win this.
rtz invoker lmao
>>146284756
yeah they sure are some pussies 3 man ganking a farmed core xd
>Kaipi is losing
F
EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART
SING IS TILTING
>>146284837
solid connection
>>146284841
I forgot who the hell is on that t3 team but secret might actually lose to them
>>146284845
calm down ppy
you can still win this
PROOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WILL THEY BE THE NEXT "OUR GUYS" ?
>>146284894
>>146284897
whats happening???? I cant stop watching secret cuz rtz is choking hard!!!
>>146284837
da quantum age of computing is opun us
>>146284894
>>146284897
What did you expect? The second Zai left Kaipi lost all of their chances to qualify.
Imagine winning Secret and then gettin btfoed by another random stack later.
I would probably quit videogames forever.
>>146284837
hats
Sheever is lewd
>void carry
I hate this meme and I hate bamboe for drafting it.
LEWD STREAM!!
L E W D ! !
>kaipi is losing
>secret is losing
LUL
>girl casts game
>IT'S SO SHIIIT
EVERY FUCKING
TIME
Remember when I was the young phenom?
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
SHEEVER IS A REAL WOMAN CONFIRMED ON STREAM
Leave FINSTACK to me
>>146285064
>>secret is losing
?
>Secrets supports farming
>PD's not farming
Yeah we've seen this before
>>146284981
>Caring about anything after you beat secret
The team that kicks out Secret/EG can live on that high until the next open qualifiers.
>shitrekt
Holy shit one more DP ult and PD can actually break a t3 and possibly a lane of rax. It's actually H A P P E N I N G.
I know we like flaming rtc and all, but what the fuck is wrong with puppy on that axe. Holy shit.
>buying detection
fucking tryhards
>Feeding in a single elimination bo1
What did Puppey and RTZ mean by this?
>RTC
>Secret might lose this
PD will go into the books as the team that denied them a chance at TI
>>146285153
balanar is pretty stacked desu
SECREKT OUT
DOTA IS A RANDOM GAME
DOTARDS?
Nobody saw that, right?
progaming dota kinda same tier with secret now
/ ! \ - W A R N I N G - / ! \
WE ARE CURRENTLY AT 60% HAPPENING RATE
CRITICAL MASS INCREASING
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
/ ! \ - W A R N I N G - / ! \
sheever was talking about *THAT* photo, right?
>>146285268
Well, the biggest difference between tier 2 teams (pros that usually don't win tournaments) and tier 3 (pro-wannabees) is that tier 3 ones usually don't close games and/or throw.
If they finish the game, the can win.
>>146285336
man, i miss the times when /pol/ wasnt so shit. staying up all night to shitpost in happening threads
>mom saber void
BrokeBack
>>146285336
eh, closing the game against pro team being an amateur team is pretty much impossible
>tfw kaipi is losing
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
Fuck secret man
Our guy sing is losing ,;_;
>>146285326
>have a bad team
>play like shit
>lose
What's random about that?
Who the fuck draft this for Kaipi?
>carry void
Hilarious.
>shit shit
secret is struggling against literal nobodies 2 games in a row
this team is fucked
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>I doubted A-GOD
So....
OD and Sheever are definitely fucking, right?
It was hinted at before, but it's obvious now.
and secret wins in the lategame due to superior experience and better lategame draft
>>146285592
?
They've been in lead all game
PD fucking lost the game
>Puppey flubbing a call off of Euls
He is so trash, no argument
>>146285652
Is that Mason?
>>146285560
Bamboe
He's insane and not the good kind of insane.
>>146285592
"'""'""'""'""'""'""'""'""'""'"struggling"'""'""'""'""'""'""'""'""'""'"
yeah except the game has been over for 10 minutes dota illiterate
>>146285317
>NS
>Support
Nice
MEME
>>146285736
Looks like white Bulba.
>>146285768
>struggling
>posts pic of net worths AFTER pd play a fight badly and get nearly wiped
?
>>146285768
>posting that pic after the team-fight dp just lost
They had the smallest lead before that
Surely secret should be stomping these open qualifiers, I hope that they get destroyed in the main qualifiers.
![13147640_1195903587117088_4707709799495591665_o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RzuloAg.jpg "13147640_1195903587117088_4707709799495591665_o[1].jpg")
>>146285661
Hinted at? Every picture of them has been them together since last TI. It's not been a secret for at least 6 months
>>146285706
Honestly, his axe games trigger me hard.
He should keep his hands off of that hero.
>>146285592
Le struggling when they have been ahead all game long.
I know you 2k shitter don't realize this, but unless you are playing complete retards you won't win in 15 min.
Our carry ladies and gentlemen
Kaipi ;_;
this time sing will quit dota 2 for sure
no TI, shit team, have to wait a whole year to try again, eh will just give up the game entirely
Kaipi getting rekt by literal whos
lol
>>146285863
I'm just in denial.
She's taller than he is and he's got that tiny babby face
>DP's Sven going Daedelus over BkB?
I was about to post this and then the Sven just got a triple
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>>146285863
Owen must be pretty happy with himself. Catapulted himself from nobody to TI caster in about a year and even gets himself a Sheever GF
>SHITREKT
>EE
>kaipi losing to literal 4k
>>146285983
Secret getting rekt by literal whos
What a great day to be alive.
>Why did singsing get kicked from c9?
>Eternalshit
>The city of SHITREKT
Rogue Knight claims another.
You died well enough.
Death comes to all.
You deserved it.
>>146285961
maybe he should practice more and be less of a memespewing retard
>envy doing envythings against literal whos
How can secret actually be SO fucking bad, honest serioust question.
How can they be THIS trash?
>yfw the game is entirely on envys back
Secret is going to be eliminated
RIP
Bulba though
>>146286076
>literal whos
im pretty sure prodota beat attackers team too
>>146285987
no shes not taller
are you fucking new?
Reminder it was agreed that whoever knocks secret or EG out of the opens becomes unequivocally our guys
Seeing this sven makes me think. Is autistically picking sven going to give me free mmr?
>kaipi
Secret have no answer for this Sven they fucking lost
/ ! \ - W A R N I N G - / ! \
WE ARE CURRENTLY AT 64% HAPPENING RATE
CRITICAL MASS INCREASING
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
/ ! \ - W A R N I N G - / ! \
Wait I've been watchiong Secret is Kaipi out?
>Secret out
One down, one more to go
EG should lose later
>IT'S A DESASTAH
IT'S A DESASTAH
>IT'S A DESASTAH
IT'S A DESASTAH
>IT'S A DESASTAH
IT'S A DESASTAH
>IT'S A DESASTAH
IT'S A DESASTAH
>IT'S A DESASTAH
IT'S A DESASTAH
>IT'S A DESASTAH
IT'S A DESASTAH
>IT'S A DESASTAH
IT'S A DESASTAH
>IT'S A DESASTAH
IT'S A DESASTAH
>IT'S A DESASTAH
IT'S A DESASTAH
>IT'S A DESASTAH
IT'S A DESASTAH
>>146286209
Give Kaipi your energy.
Believe.
ARTOUR BABY I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT
>Secret might not be able to attend TI6
I-i am scare guys
>>146286218
>have no answer for this sven
Blademail axe but puppey has to farm that and play well after he gets it
>>146286264
EG have it easier tho. American qualifiers are EZ modo.
>>146286326
>Puppey axe
>play well
>>146286185
Isn't she?
>>146285863
I am cry for singsing
will he ever make it to a TI again
Theres still a second chance for Kaipi..
I'm so happy SingSing got dumpstered
>ECHODALUS SVEN
>liking singsing
kys
>>146286307
even if they did this level of play is awful and they literally DO NOT deserve it
>>146286264
EG really hard to lose u know
they are NA
>>146286419
Sure, tickets aren't that expensive.
>>146286307
I'm only sad because watching them fuck up at the main event would be fun.
>Man-voice
>Knows jack shit about the game
>Thinks she knows shit about the game and voices her opinion.
>Not even good looking to redeem the above
We deserve better, dota deserves better.
>>146286326
>sven presses e
>suddenly has as much or more armor than axe.
>takes less damage than axe from his own right clicks
it's almost like blademail has been shit against sven since the change form pure damage
>>146285690
>>146285768
>>146285768
im sorry what were you saying
I told you SingSing is shit, but you don't believe me.
Now apologize
![orig[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zrwnvhj.jpg "orig[1].jpg")
This is purge and his girlfriend.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHITREKT
>SHITREKT
SHITREKT
>SHITREKT
SHITREKT
>SHITREKT
SHITREKT
>SHITREKT
Bulbul though
where the fuck was he
>>146286458
when has singsing done ANYTHING wrong other than have lackluster performances?
What's Secret's win condition?
IT'S OVER
SECRET IS FINISHED
Alert, Secret is losing
Alert
/ ! \ - W A R N I N G - / ! \
WE ARE CURRENTLY AT 76% HAPPENING RATE
CRITICAL MASS INCREASING
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
/ ! \ - W A R N I N G - / ! \
They actually fucking lost. Invoker and Axe no buyback.
THEY ARE GONNA MAKE IT!
>>146286550
what a couple of qts, i like them
That crit though
SECRET ABOUT TO LOSE OPEN QUALIFIERS
HOW WILL POOPAN EVER RECOVER
>>146286458
I'm not kissing you Dx
>>146286550
>thumbs
>>146286575
Enemy team gives up out of piteAHAhahaha
THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING LOST
my hub predictions are coming true
>>146286451
lmao 2 crits
IT'S OGRE
It's over.
>>146286080
Apparently it was because he didn't follow the rest of his team and yell into his mic like a maniac. They'd reach late game and he'd have zero input into how to approach the next fights or strategies to finish the match out. Especially if the match wasn't going well he'd just silently play. I would have liked to see sing with a group of player like EG. Just super calm and talented.
FINSTACK rax just went down
no mercy for memelords
can we start shit posting now? guys
>Eliminated by a team called PD
>P"PD"
POTTERY
>I had faith in A-GOD
maybe kaipi can do it in the second qualifiers...
b-but sabre is bad guys ;_;
How many match until those trash are out
GOGO PRODOTO
FIRST RAX DOWN
NET WORTH BEHIND
ENVY COMMITTING SUDOKU
LMFAO
IT'S HAPPENING
>>146286564
people kneejerk to fanbases all the time, that's all there is to it
they hate his retarded fans or the fact that he has so many of them more than having actually issues with him as a player
>Secret lose
>lose second qualifiers
>Puppey fails to reach a Valve event for the first time in his career
>Arteezy begs to come back to EG
ARTOUR ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>146286458
I cant help it. Its my Dutch nationalism that makes it impossible for me to hate """famous""" Dutch people
ANIME
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>>146286550
not sure what it is that makes these beta male whites go race mixing...
What about your own ancestry you fucking bern voting cuckold retard
Don't worry guys, this is all going just as we planned.
>>146286543
You're shit too though
>>146286501
cleave is pure damage
Do white people really not know how to eat fucking mangoes?
What the hell are they doing?
SECRET ARE OUT
XDD
XDDD
LOL
LOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Sing has actually played like shit, but The Jew was an absolute shitstain so I'll blame it on him. Also judging by the in-game chat Macedonians are just like BRs, chimping out on every fucking kill they score because they're all 2k and see much of that.
>>146286675
>but sabre is bad guys ;_;
does anyone actually believe this? its so ridiculously good for the price
>PD.Mastermind
>its actually ppd
>>146286673
desu they were never making it in through qualifier 1 because LE EPIK TEAM SECRET IS SO RETARDED THEY HAVE TO DO OPEN QUALIS XDDD
>Sing @Sing2X 2 minutes ago
no words just emotions
Are they out of first one? lmao
apology for my poor english
when were you when secret dies?
i was at work in chair
"secret is kill"
"no"
apology for poor english
when were u when team seacret dies
i was sat at home drinking monster energy when owen ring
'seacret is die'
'no'
and you??????????
>secret
>>146286658
Maybe it's because he's shit and just lost to literal nobodies?
Also
>Sheever asking who has gem when there's a aghs nightstalker in that team
What are the chances that Secret switches a player before the second qualifier?
I FUCKING TOLD YOU
YESTERDAY ALREADY POOPAN GOT BLATANTLY OUTDRAFTED BY SOME 4K SHITSTAIN AND ONLY LOST BECAUSE SUPERIOR EXECUTION
NOW THEY ARE FACING 6K WHO HAVE GRINDED ENOUGH TO HAVE THE EXECUTION
POOPAN OUTDRAFTED
RTC BROKE EVEN MID WITH SOME LITERAL WHO
ETERNAL SHITVI IS ETERNAL SHITVI
BULBA THOUHG
NICE LA
Watching EE in the client makes me realize how overrated this autist is. His camera control is AWFUL. He wants to go from A to B. He watches B, spamms F1, drags his camera back to B, spamms F1. Jesus fuck, just use this time to gather information and stop this spastic zapping.
Also missed like half of the pounces, including fucking easy ones.
Remember when Puppey had a Major winning team and kicked his two best players for a teamwrecker and NA trash?
>EG somehow ends up with a lineup stronger than the Shanghai Major one
>Secret can't even with the OQ
jesus
>kaipi out
>secret out
>finnstack is out
Fuck this shit Im rooting for XBOCT now
>kaipi out
>secret out
>finstack out
Who can stop lilstack?
>>146286708
Wait theres a losers bracket for the open qualifiers? They're not out if they loss this game?
FINSTACK IS OUT
KILL ME
A TEAM CALLED PD
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
THE ULTIMATE POTTERY
>Secret getting eliminated already
