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How fares your empire, /gsg/?
This day in history, June 22th:
1893 – The Royal Navy battleship HMS Camperdown accidentally rams the British Mediterranean Fleet flagship HMS Victoria which sinks taking 358 crew with her, including the fleet's commander, Vice-Admiral Sir George Tryon.
1898 – Spanish–American War: United States Marines land in Cuba.
1940 – France is forced to sign the Second Compiègne armistice with Germany.
1941 – Nazi Germany invades the Soviet Union in Operation Barbarossa.
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HOI4 DD17/06
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CK2 DD 11 - The End of Days
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/ck2-developer-diary-11-the-end-of-days.950847
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# Archive
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# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76
>>[HoI4] - General Fixes V005
http://pastebin.com/ycs3f6UA
>>[CK2 - 2.5.2] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc
>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.5.1 - 20/06/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk
>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr
>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V7
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV
>>[V2] Many Houses Divided - v 0.0.1.1
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jso7qa1c4ystej7/MHD.rar
Old Thread >>146229937
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
We are in the middle of a steamgroup raid against our thread. Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
>>146272645
>No HPM
>Waggle pastebin
>obviously raid thread
No thanks
Based
What's an interesting character to play in CK2?
>>146272765
Arumba is based
>>146272810
the norse guy in Nantes
>>146272810
Saladin
>>146272810
The English count who got elected emperor.
>>146272810
http://www.ckiiwiki.com/Interesting_characters_guide
>>146272573
Steamgruppe are enemy of the people
>>146272853
He's a sensitive redditor and shit at gsg. Please explain how he's based
>>146272867
Who?
>>146272976
He uploads frequently
>>146272995
Hasteinn or someshit? 867 start, might be called Naoned instead, think that's the Breton name
>>146272976
He understands our pain
>>146273037
>having/making time to watch multiple videos a day
baka
>>146272906
terminate yourself, cobra
>russia betrays you
FUCKING RUSSIANS
>>146273128
Ins Gas
>>146273158
I was wondering what happened to you
>>146273158
Whose flag is that on the left on diplomacy section
Fuck you frogs where the fuck are your brigades
I feel like there are only 10 people posting in /gsg/
>>146273360
People usualy go away after the 3 steam group spergs raid us
>>146273310
Holy shit this was a bad idea
Especially without the russians
>>146273307
Britanny
>>146273360
14 unique posters, you are not wrong.
>tell police army to garrison a few states
>places 90% of his forces in one state
>That one state is at 0(-10%)
>leaves every other state at +5%
>>146273360
>>146273492
The thread is literally 15 minutes old though how does that even matter
Everyday I see more and more germans popping up
Where the fuck is the UK
>>146273550
Wait for the patch
>>146273613
>trying to stand in the way of Grob Germaniums
You deserve it 2bh
all victoria 3 needs is
1. ability to convert simple rgo's, like from fruit to cattle, fish in shores, lumber in forests, etc... perhaps even multiple rgo's per province. also some products could be produced from different goods (clothes from both cotton and/or wool)
2. smoother map and user interface
3. new combat system with variable/less attrition, less casualties for both sides and less randomness factor
4. religion system, so that catholics can feel better under a fellow christian country than under a muslim country
5. better "assimilation" and internal migration system
6. reformed economy system, countries having millions of pounds in their reserves makes 0 sense. make it easier for countries to get into debt, but do not punish them too much for it. will also make interesting scenarios during financial meltdowns
7. great power council that solves crisis and/or decides the fate of other countries.
8. reformed alliance system. right now it feels very random at times. also do not let sphere leaders to directly join sphereling wars with other minors. instead they should only give them money/equipment and volunteers and only interverne by asking permission from the council. can you imagine russia sending thousands of troops into serbia to defend their ottoman sphereling?
9. less punishment for being a minor country. otherwise, you just force everyone to spam prestige techs. more factors for country rating, like population, income and technology
10. trade agreements, embargoes, naval blockades
11. reformed rebellion system. no more than 2 rebellions can be active at any time. rebellions should be less likely to happen, with major protests and strikes being more common instead, but when they happen it means that they are ready and confident about beating you. other countries could fund such traitors if it's in their interests.
12. more organized general system, generals should be both less useless and less op and can be fired
please don't add bismarck mana
>>146273613
>Select all images with tea
ETERNAL ANGLO
>France, Russia and A-H fucked by the great war
>Russia betrays me
>British nowhere to be seem
>We are being beaten by the germans and a few japs
fuck
>steam group raid stopped
They probably got banned or killed themselves after they failed to kick hpm out yet again
>>146273792
>he posted it again
>>146273450
trob
>>146273862
tHPMIDF
>>146273862
t. hpm
t. reddit
Yo HPM I have a question, you here mate?
What does /gsg/ think of benjamin magnus plays?
>>146274182
>watching people play video games
Fuck you germans
>activated_my_trap_card.jpg
>>146274182
Does he have the annoying swede accent?
Why does it take so much to train divisions holy fuck even as USSR or Japan it takes ages
Fuck you germans I'm going to at least take berlin your faggots
>>146274904
>training
>in ck2
HPM if you're still here, why would the France mod not be compatible with newest version, according to your pastebin
Good hoi4 when
>>146274980
It probably isn't.
>All minimods are NOT compatible.
who's ready for brexit tomorrow lads
>>146275132
>byzantium
I'm liking this Persian mod. Anyone else know any good ones?like a HIP type rebalancer since the gsg mod isnt being updated
>>146275089
Yeah I got that, I'm wondering how your changes even affect it
>>146275190
Once the T*rk is removed yes
>>146275180
I've already voted. I voted for Jo. I voted against hatred and intolerance.
>>146275132
>>146275229
>Albania
>>146275170
There was a new IP in the thread though. It was 22 before he posted
Not that you care anyway, you just want to shitpost
>>146275248
:^)
>>146275229
But you are the Turk
>>146275226
I have no idea because I don't have a clue about the extent of the mod changes. Sorry.
What do I have to do if I don't want anyone to interfere to the war between me and Mexico
>>146273158
>>146273310
>>146273448
>>146273613
>>146273841
>>146274270
>>146274503
>>146274917
>1908
>only 1.7 mil in the bank
>>146275132
It sucks that non-aligned authoritarian governments cant justify, it makes no sense. The House of Zogu should rule the entire Balkans.
>>146275180
>wanting to plunge bonglad even deeper into irrelevance
>>146275284
20*
>>146275089
But HPM-kun, I'm using the version you released on Sunday AND using the Swiss culture + East India company minimods.
>>146275329
What the fuck is Bektashi?
Give up you cunts
>>146275367
I'm poor as fuck I know
I spent all my money on forts and ships
>>146275453
You fucking retard piece of shit, you are sitting in front of a computer.
Google it.
>Hitler actually gave Himmler (a nerd with zero military experience) an army group to command
>Instead of the multitude of highly competent generals
Fucking L E L
This dumb austrian inbred deserved to lose the war
Did any good streamer ever have a Victoria 2 USA playthrough?
>>146275582
I don't care that much kiddo, you seem pretty triggered tho :^)
![4S4c9h3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SLKZoMF.jpg "4S4c9h3[1].jpg")
>>146275608
This >>146274182 was 20
and this >>146275132 was 22
There's 10 posts inbetween, it wasn't >>146274204
>>146274270
>>146274503
>>146274534
>>146274904
>>146274917
>>146274961
>>146274980
Because I was here and it didn't pop up for any of these, and most is the scandinavia guy who posted here before
It can't be >>146275086 because that's me. The post following HPM is 22
So it can only be HPM
Not that you care anyway, you are just here to shitpost
As USA should I have African colonies?
>>146276017
Meant for >>146275674
>>146276040
You don't need to get any.
You've already got the South
>>146276040
its funner as the CSA
>>146275449
Well, I can be wrong.
>>146276017
You won't convince him of anything, he's just here to shitpost. You are just helping him.
Germaniums must be ____
Why was every top nazi a weak chinned beta?
Literally /r9k/ beta uprising in 1930's
>>146276135
Yeah you are right. Sorry about that hpm
>>146276440
>tfw those disgusting subhumans bossed around proud prussians with patrician jawlines
No wonder they lost the war
>>146276698
>manstein and guderian will never coup hitler and run germany right
>>146276135
I know in your mod Europeans can get African uncivs by events, this doesn't work for USA, right? I want to have colonies there but don't feel like bothering with sending soldiers there to conquer land
>>146276637
Nothing to be sorry about.
>>146276843
No, it doesn't. The Scramble for Africa happens for Europeans only. Excluding Russia.
>>146276698
Why does Rundstedt have a 3 in HoI4?
Thats not fair, he should be a 4
I think we just witnessed the last time steamgroup will ever shitpost on /gsg/
They got BTFO so hard there's no chance they'll ever recover from this embarrassment.
>Sorry hpm
>Nothing to be sorry about my friend haha! :))
>All the """"toxic""" posts are routinely 404d
>Unironical circlejerk of MUH SHITPOSTING IS BAD I VISIT THIS SITE FOR QUALITY DISCUSSION :^((((
This general is rapidly turning into a hugbox to be transparent with you me lads. I think reddit won
>>146276945
>all those allied field marshalls sitting at 5 from the get-go
>even nips have 4
>Nazi Germany, which even has a national spirit "German General Staff" only has level 3 field marshalls
Bravo Paradox
>>146277098
It was only a race against time, like operation Barbarossa.
We lost me lads.
>>146276945
>>146277154
I can only imagine that they start most US officers higher than German ones in order to put them on a more equal footing after the Germans have done a ton of fighting.
In Hoi4 what decides when a faction surrenders? I know that you don't need to make every country capitulate because in my Germany game I didn't beat Australia and New Zealand and still got the peace conference.
>>146277098
Better a hugbox where I can actually talk about video games than your autism off topic replies
>>146276995
I find hilarious how butthurt they get when their shitposting gets deleted
>>146277242
When all major nation surrender
>>146277242
Hover over the capitulation meter on the war screen.
>>146277098
>>146277176
>little more than 2 minutes apart
>being this desperate
>unironically encouraging shitposting
I want Reddit and the memegroup to leave already
>>146276440
>naziboos still think Soviets were not superior to Germany
>>146277203
So what you're saying is that it'smp balance
>>146277361
Have this instant disproving reply that can't be photoshopped that fast me lad :^)
>>146277381
Nobody thinks the Nazis were superior to anybody
But the germans were superior to the soviets
Look at this fine specimen of a man
>>146276135
lol, butthurt you got exposed for samefagging Alex?
>>146276637
>im sorry my lord and savior alex grandi, i will pray in your temple 50 times more to make up for it
>>146276930
>it's ok mere anon, your sins are admonished by the all powerfull Grandi.
>>146276995
>>146277269
>>146277284
>>146277361
talex
>>146277416
>that can't be photoshopped that fast
lmaoing@yourpoorPSskills
>>146277203
The Germans should have better officers from the get-go though.
If they really want to balance German/American officer skill, have the final diplomatic foci (fascist menace/crusade against communism/strike at the empire/defend the pacific) give the US a national spirit for faster skill gain
>>146277381
>that ugly fuckface
>superior to anyone
Even bald cancer patient hired muscle was more handsome than that, lad
>>146277459
dude logistics my shit up
>>146277648
>a fucking sad lasagna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q13jHMcPDfM
Watch it.
>>146277483
Assuming that is what even happened, discarding your trip when posting about things unrelated to the usage of your trip is samefagging now? If you retards didn't start using 4chan six months ago you would know that is what you are actually supposed to do. Legitimately consider suicide lads
>>146277705
You're not even trying anymore steamgruppe
>>146277852
hi alex
>>146277698
>despite overwhelming numerical advantage, american help and italians it took the brits more than two years to win in Africa
Just anglo my shit up
>>146277852
Don't reply, just report and ignore
Does anyone have the STOP Vicky 2 picture?
>>146277819
Being Johan truly is suffering
Where did you find /gsg/ from?
Me? I found it from a "/pol/ games thread" while listening to Erika in the background. Mummy thinks I'm weird for listening to such songs but I always am sure to deliver her daily dose of redpill and explain how the DIRTY KIKES have infected music and are mindcontrolling all the white people into racemixing (which is bad by the way because it changes skin color). Also, fuck degeneracy! Why can't I just find a girl that is virgin like me, why are they all whores :( goddamn kikes
Paradox Interactive has announced the global sale figures for three of its most important internally developed games, which includes the recently released Stellaris, Hearts of Iron IV and Europa Universalis IV.
Hearts of Iron IV, Paradox’s World War II-themed grand strategy game, has sold over 200,000 copies since its release on 6th June, while Stellaris, the developer’s first sci-fi grand strategy title, has sold over 500,000 copies since 9th May. Finally, the world-conquest grand strategy game, Europa Universalis IV, recently reached the 1 million copies worldwide milestone, which doesn't include sales of expansions and other downloadable content.
>>146278264
you posted this last night lad
>>146277939
>nevermind the fact that Rommel, reddits wet dream of a general lost the front in africa full stop
DUDE WE CAN JUST TAKE SUPPLIES FROM THE ENEMIES XD
literally meme general
>>146278306
That is just fucking sad. They've sold out hardcore dumbing down their gsg series and the casuals still don't give a shit, they'd rather play the 4x
>>146278264
t. leftypol le pig memer from /r/fullcommunism
>>146278351
>fight a General that has been promoted way above his skills and isn't really fit to lead such a big operation
>he's undersupplied and lacks troops
>his support are fucking Italians
>still take more than 2 years to win
Lad, it's not Rommel who's the meme here
>>146278264
t. meneth
Anyone know how to contact France minimod guy?
>>146278569
Discord
>>146278264
Nice projection.
Post sad Johans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q13jHMcPDfM
>>146278501
This
Montgomery sucked cock and is literally the only british commander anybody can name from the war, which is sad
Post the worst generals of WW2. I'll start:
>Eisenhower.
>>146278803
He was pretty handsome though.RommelxMontgomery doujins when?
>>146278803
should've won the war then
>>146279123
I know this is supposed to be sarcastic but that sounds exactly like what someone with the 'anarcho' prefix would say.
>>146278972
>RommelxMontgomery doujins
Don't let me down on this one, Japan. I know it must exist somewhere
>>146278501
>b-b-but they took longer to win the war!!!!
Anti-pol and anti-antipol posting is the best thing to happen to this general
Fact.
>>146279497
t. /pol/
>>146279123
6/10, good effort but lacks a certain panache.
Maybe you should become a lefty, they are inherently more humourous.
>>146279405
>start sperging about Rommel
>get buttblasted when you get memed on in return
Classic eternal anglo
>>146279195
>Says this when Britain got literally carried by USA and USSR
Lel
>>146279576
Proper Liberals maybe not other lefties.
>>146279743
Your only argument is that the British took longer to defeat the Germans in Africa.
>>146279776
Well, just consult the identitarian charts, I hear both the guys at Tumblr and /pol/ have the latest versions :^)
>>146279925
>argument
I was not making an argument
>>146279759
>got carried
lad, it was the fucking world war, not a game of ASSFAGGOTS
>>146275950
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Radical_Camp_Falanga
ONR-Falanga is the right name for the fascist party.
>>146279982
wat
wtf is going on
Where is based hiromoot when you need him?
>>146280226
The identitarian charts, the ones that have all the data on all the groups, like how all the niggers have lower iq than all the whites and how all the lefties are homosexuals and all white males are mysogynists and so on.
>>146280290
Some heavy shitposting today
>>146280352
Sperg rage
Steam group tried to kick hpm out, failed and now they are butthurt on the thread
how do you poland?
>>146280482
Well not me, I just got off of work and am letting off some steam.
>>146280148
Yeah and I'm simply stating the facts
Germany fucked up the UK and they had to wait until Russia and the US got involved to start doing anything of value
>>146280663
Watch Arumba's videos and do exactly what he does.
Janitor please save us
We may meme at you sometimes, but don't take it too seriously
Give me a country to play as a custom absolute stark ravaging madman character & dynasty.
>>146280935
but i don't have a family to send to africa :(
>>146280723
>get the soviets to die for you
>the the poles to decipher and fly for you
>get the commonwealth and americans to invade for you
>get the french to stall for you but also make sure they're humiliated like the dirty frogs they are
>chill out on the comfy boats and starve the autistic krauts out
>m-muh carried
top kek mate
What happened to the development of the monarchy mod? (Hoi4)
>>146281094
>lost the empire in the process
You forgot that one pal
The Chinese situation is under control me mates
>>146281094
So basically, anglos are kikes?
>>146281094
>Inbred brits actually think they were this influential
>>146280223
HPM, you said
>I have that problem with the "home of the mormons" stuff while Utah is still colonial
Couldn't you make an event to pop up every 5 years or so that checks if Utah is a proper state, and if it is and doesn't have that modifier it reapplies it?
Alternatively you could make it a decision. When Utah becomes a state you have a decision to reapply the modifier; I bet you can flavour it to not look too much like a workaround to a game bug too.
>>146281202
desu Britain didn't lose the colonies because of ww2, they intentionally traded them in in exchange for a welfare state, if Churchill won the postwar election they very well could have turned into France desperately clinging to every scrap of faded glory
>>146281202
>roman empire
>get pillaged and raped in the process of casting away empire
>persian empire
>get pillaged and raped in the process of casting away empire
>german empire
>get pillage and raped in the process of casting away empire
>russian empire
>get pillaged and raped in the process of casting away empire
>british empire
>get the browns to pillage and rape themselves in the process of casting away empire
>they're still grateful and adore you
tippy toppy kek mi lad
>>146281436
>english delusion
>>146281510
>>146281436
You bongs are so delusional its funny
>>146280223
Hey HPM how do you add lakes to the map? I wanted to add Lake Skadar and Lake Ohrid by replacing the terrain in the province with a lake but it looks terrible. When I tried editing the terrain file it just messed up the map
Anyway, I'm looking over stuff for the Hungarian Revolution to apply the proper government flags. I'm not sure what the government was after the revolution, I remember seeing some stuff about it in Budapest but I forgot. Wikipedia is also a bit confusing on the subject and I remember we had a Hungarian here, so I'd appreciate if he could tell me what was the government after the revolution.
>>146281404
The modifier lasts for 30 years, so that would probably leaving the modifier for more time than it should. I will probably make the event fire only if Utah is a state.
>>146281609
add a water province to provinces.bmp that matches the terrain file.
What map changes are you working on lad? I'm making a map overhaul myself, we should share notes.
>>146281267
I wish HoI4 had theater/air/naval automation like HoI3. Right now there's too much work playing Major nations.
>>146281094
>Manage to survive.
>Voluntarily give up all colonies/foreign territories.
>Serious discussion is going on about freeing Scotland and Northern Ireland.
hahaha what was even the point of doing all of that then?
>>146281609
You need to add the lake in all 3 province files. provinces, terrain and rivers.bmp, in the exact same position and excat same shape. Add it to colormap_water.dds to get rid of a glassy look.
You need to either make a new province or use another lake province in provinces.bmp.
>>146281883
>it's a collectivist continental can't comprehend individualism and self determination episode
>playing germany
>perfidious anglo invades by sea every once in a while
>neutral russia puts its troops near the conflict zones
>attack the anglos to take back my clay
>russia now owns the land when they don't even have military access
truly a masterpiece
>>146272573
HE'S BROKEN LADS THIS IS NOT A DRILL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a24Uvc7JiYU
>>146282091
>disintegrating country.
>individualism and self-determination.
So fucking delusional.
>>146282215
we already went over this last thread
>>146281928
Hey HPM, I have an issue with the way the Oriental Crisis works out. Since GPs intervening against Egypt start their own separate wars, their intervention doesn't end if Egypt forces the Ottomans into white peace. This isn't the case for any GPs who are intervening for the Egyptians against the Ottomans, and so what ends up happening if Egypt forces white peace with foreign help is that they are left on their own against Britain or whatever, who wants them to return their cores to the Ottomans, despite the fact that the Ottomans agreed to give up that land to the Egyptians in the actual crisis war
>>146280991
croatia
>1942 in hoi4
>spanish civil war isnt over yet
Each side have 1 division defending their capital and the other countries doesnt care
>>146282403
Nothing I really can do about it, sorry. The wars can't be merged in one war.
Beside, it kinda makes sense. Even if the Ottoman Empire peaces out, the GPs wouldn't stop because Egypt is an unciv and keeping the OT together was a major concern.
>>146282484
just a siesta for a bit
Who else listens to shitpost music while shitposting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdAUvAXCUW8&index=1&list=PLAUK1980dPuTPUOVIWmYjWOYCcBcEL9BS
New to HoI here. What are good unit compositions? I've read up that it's preferably to have width or something at 20 to fit the 80 shit. How good are support units that offer imitative and - support?
Does unHPM add anything interesting to CSA?
>>146282630
me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C78HBp-Youk
>>146282702
Unhpm only adds memes
>>146281798
I'm just working on small stuff, such as fixing provinces or changing them to not look like shit.
Right now I'm adding a little bit of terrain to the balkans, since right now there are no lakes there, I'll post a picture when I finish carrying over my mod to the current HPM.
>>146281928
Thanks lad
Have you thought about changing north macedonia? Right now the "Skopje" province barely contains part of the actual city, similiar case with with Edirne, although it actually has the city, it irl is nowhere near the ocean yet it has a disgusting province that allows it to be,
>>146282676
5x5 INF
No support
>>146283157
>Not hava nagilla.
Do you even jew, anon?
>>146282676
2x5 or 4x5 (twice as expensive, good for small fronts), and you hear right.
I usually just use straight infantry and commandos with mixed mot/mech and armored divisions.
>>146281267
People say HOI3 is an autistic game. I don't think so
>>146283303
>>146283638
Not him but is artillery good? If so how many?
>>146283779
5x5 ART
They cant shoot your troops if they are getting shelled all time.
>>146283779
In all seriousness, ART is game-breaking because the AI just loves 100% soft divisions.
Load up on line artillery until you have like 1k soft attack and watch niggas drop
>>146284000
Is this serious? Will it cost extra or something? Won't it be crap in difficult terrains?
>you will never witness the spectacle Unternehmen Barbarossa
>>146283660
Reminder to take Hawaii and invade the US through California, senpai
>>146283660
>tfw ran out of generals
>>146283147
Not really, but I can take a look. Do keep in mind that Edirne can be far away from the ocean and the province can still have sea access, names are usually the ones of the most important city in the area rather than port cities.
>>146283485
>thinking the modern zionist wants anything to do with those desert savages
hhehe, good goy
>>146284526
>Implying 'modern zionists' aren't just desert savages with shaven beards and suits to trick dumb goys.
>>146284358
who is this questionmark guy and why does he lead all the armies?
>>146284358
spend ur leadership mana to summon more
>>146284424
Oh I know, my complaint with it is that it's shaped after modern borders of the state instead of historical borders that make sense. Don't go too much into it, it's not that big of a deal.
If I wanted to add a new province, what province would you recommend reusing? I only ask this so I don't use one that would make the mod incompatible later on
>>146282215
What a fucking faggot.
>>146277819
It's funny that paradox think the casuals they trick into buying their games will stay around for long.
>>146284797
Probably one in Siberia.
>>146284898
this
stellaris had the largest audience and now its dead
>>146284984
>>146283638
>2x5 or 4x5
What is this nonsense? infantry without arty? it won't kill shit as fat without arty and with such high width it would leave only a couple of divisions fight at a time.
HOI3 will always have the best music and terrain map of all paradox games
>>146285173
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNsI5eBn2gI
t. /leftypol/
>>146285173
>best music
That's not how you spell pre-DLC EU4.
>>146284358
Current state of Asian affairs
>>146284332
Will do anime woman
>>146284628
He's the man who asks all the questions and that's how you get promoted in the biz
>>146284652
Upping my leadership mana now
Wew, factories actually exist in map. I never noticed this
>>146285235
i like the russian part but not the leftism part
>this one autist throwing a tantrum for hours
>>146285389
is
>>146284984
the same autist who is obsessed with /pol/?
>>146285389
Looks like it's one american and one brazilian from the steamgroup
It's kinda entertaining to watch their sperg rage against hpm
>>146285289
>>146285507
i dont know who you're talking about m8
im talking about the autist who's sperged out about /pol/ for the past few days
>>146285541
whazzat supposed to mean
>Join axis as fascist US
>Germany doesn't call me into their wars
>Doing shit on the european front
>Decide to join the war on my fucking own
>Conquer canada
>Naval invasions going through greenland, iceland and then into scotland
>Brits capitulate
>Every single scandi country is against Axis
>Italians somehow managed to win in africa without any help
>Japan can't deal with china though
>Get a call to arms from japs
>Might as well
>Send 24 divisions, just set up a defensive line and do nothing
>Soviet union declared war on japan
>mfw I now have to conquer scandinavian countries, AND manage a naval invasion into soviets from the east all while japs are having trouble with china
Ehh
>>146285682
it's a popular meam on the ebaumsworld.com
>>146285647
probably the same person
>>146285235
It always cracks me up how in most soviet related soundtracks for any game(especially red alert) the red army is saying nothing intelligible or meaningful just hymns or some random meaningless shit, really reflects the nature of the red army that time.
>>146285998
but communist songs are full of ideology
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6MuBslefto
>>146285998
probably because the people who make the soundtracks don't know Russian at all so they just get them to mumble it and make it sound sovietish
>>146286181
>full of ideology
Those are the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXKr4HSPHT8
>>146286181
But most of the red army had very poor understanding of communism or Marx in general.
Wtf I hate Johan now
>>146286358
>German version of internationale.
>sounds crappier than the French, Russian or most other versions.
Well at least it's better than the Romanian and English versions.
SOLID MAP MOD FOR HOI4 WHEN YOU FUCKING KEKOLDS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146286358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSD_Q9-2f7M
>>146286404
That's why it's ideology, not marxist ideology.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNb54rwDQJM
>>146287175
>Run the World(Girls)
>>146286602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q13jHMcPDfM
hoi4 was originally just a risk style game johan dreamed up for internal office play during breaks and employee events
podcat went to freddy and convinced him it was a fully fleshed out game ready for sale
johan despises dan for this reason
Johan is an Autist.
He does not like how Paradox is dealing with their games. He doesn't like the DLC policy, he doesn't like the casualization, he doesn't like the SWEDEN YES-tier intrusions to his historical simulators.
And yes, he privately laments on not making the games more like simulators and less like platforms for easy fun and DLC.
He's a sub-par male specimen due to his physical health, but he likes his games. He just can't do anything but go with the company's flow, he is silenced and basically acts as a lunch-time bug-tester and balancer, a face of Paradox PR and a testament to past age of Paradox GS games.
He still occasionally plays EU2 and his earlier games, that is more we can say about the newer, more 'progressive' employees at the company.
Johan is an Autist.
He was the creative designer on Stellaris, nothing more. He had a more prominent role in EU4 as the lead for Game Design, but was heavily constrained by release schedule and Wester (CEO) influencing the development to create a more profitable platform for DLC and easy fun. Johan had an even bigger role in the development of CK2 as it's Producer for it's initial development back in 2012, and less constrained by a still transient Wester who had not discovered the perfect formula for profit. CK2, at the time, was an 'okay' game that many people could have seen being improved to be better than CK1, and more.
CK2's DLC was not developed in any way by Johan, and look at the game now.
Games previous to CK2 are either acceptable or more high up there in autistry, while Paradox was still a small (sub-40 employees) yet growing company and Johan still had a voice that was listened to.
Johan is an Autist.
>>146287175
Did they fucking copy the dwarf song from Snow White?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI0x0KYChq4
>>146287342
>implying the soviets aren't a bunch of little girls
>>146287873
Buy the game pedo
>>146287873
You need to buy those DLC.
>>146286634
>sounds crappier than the French
No. French internationale is autistic as fuck. The russian version is hard to beat though
>>146287873
Try using the activator again.L-lewd, source pls
>>146287873
You activated Johan's trap card
Should I play EU3 or EU4? I only have the time for one of them.
>>146288384
3, get MEIOU, never look back
