Sunset Edition
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx
>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
http://www.ffxivredeem.com/
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>>146227351
naka boypussy
>>146253825
you did it wrong
naka b-----
frig beaten to it again
>>146253861
naka boipussi
>>146253825
Baka poynussy
nth for high and midlanders
xth for moonies a best
>>146253948mainly midlanders though
>>146253918
>cloud
>naka will never take a fat rip from your vape until his lungs are full
>he will never place his plump, pursed lips against your quivering boypussy
>he will never exhale and fill your guts with the dankest cloud ever fathomed
why
even
live
anymore
fuck
>>146253969
Moonies a slut
>>146254007
yah
>>146253948
xth for high midlanders
>>146253948
>>146253948
Can't wait to save Ala Mhigo in the next expansionto make all Hyur feel indebted to me so I can plow them
xth for gaming and gamers
>>146254056
I NEED A NAME
Reminder that all drama in this general is a bunch of grown men angry at other grown men who pretend to be young catgirls that they text fucked in a crappy MMO
Succubus (female)
>>146253580
this is an open invitation!
xth for grinding stone sky sea until you stop being disappointed with your dps BUT YOU NEVER WILL
>>146254124
Kirito Tia
>>146254129
Victim of some (female) Succubus
>>146254127
> Implying that there's anything wrong with that.
>>146254129
i wanna FUCK this succubus
XIV'th for no fun allowed because it triggers my autisms
Isghard snow is so pretty.
Miscreant (cat)
remember everyone you are beautiful and perfect and amazing and i love you and i hope you love you as well
and if you don't or can't love you then i will love you enough for the two of us
>>146254192
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
>>146254275
shut up nerdspeed sick or ur melancholy DESU
>>146254275
i don't believe you you're always so mean to me
>>146254214
When the general eventually devolves to grown men being mad other grown men stopped text fucking them there is something wrong with that.
>>146253948
>>146254189
do it without your job crystal
>>146254390
I don't think that's possible on my job/class.
>>146254093
Can't wait to do the entirety of the Ala Mhigo expansion and liberation in full Gridania gear.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
>tfw you leveled DRG just for the extra dialogue
Felt right. Feels right.
xth for only gathering Red Scrips when there's a star bonus.
>>146254469
What item is that on your wrist?
>>146254461
>switch off dragoon in 2.1 because that class was an absolute trainwreck back then
>still get called the azure dragoon
guys cmon that was like two years ago let it go already
>>146254461
/fistbump
>>146254390
>>146254572
lolDRG/DRG hate pre-dates FFXIV. It isn't going away.
>>146254390
>Everything on cd
you're not fooling anyone
I honestly wish I could say the same, little buddy.
>>146254636
Loldrg
Lolpup
>>146254558
Fieldkeep's Corsage? Lumberjack-only gloves.
>>146254625
RareX, ladies and gentlemen.
>>146254654
what
everything goes on cd when the trial ends
>>146254572
You'll always be the spare Azure Dragoon. Nidhogg hath two eyes. Well, none now. We threw 'em in the river.
>>146254583
I just wanted to be loved.
>>146254697
Oh shit I forgot about lolpup's. Miss 'em xD
>>146254572
>"Blessed be that you were there to help me, my fellow azure-"
>UGHHHH.. Can you not? It was a PHASE oh my god. Just drop it already!
>>146254558
BTN 60 gloves
>>146254654
Give me one good reason he'd use cure
>>146254654
>i've never done SSS before
>>146254636
i mean that i actually forgot i leveled the class in the intervening time
like "oh right i'm the pride of ishgard and all that, whoops it slipped my mind"
>>146254767
:P
Next class to be added.
Pup is tank, teer is healer.
Please look forward to it.
xth for stupid Allagans and their stupid mage clones.
lf friends on faerie
>>146254772
The anon is implying he had switched jobs after.
estinien please teach me how to be a dragoon by letting me handle your big elezen spear and calling me a good girl
>>146254727
the look in theWoD paladin's eyes (how the fuck can a paladin be a warrior of darkness? wtf) makes me think that crazy fuck is going to go looking for them and then shove them into his own eye socketsJESUS CHRIST FUCK NO i'm going to have nightmares tonight
expect a trial with a very strange looking paladin with eyes the size of his head that eventually fly around the arena shooting lasers at you
OR MAYBE THE EYES WILL DO CAUTERIZE
>>146254887
Try balmung
>>146254887
> dat image
You Faerie bros seem a little too rough for me.
which c@ on balmung ha--
you know what, fuck it.
>>146254890
If you switch jobs in a non-sanctuary doesn't it also empty your health/mana though
>>146254974
Don't fuck that cat anon
>>146254951
If I'm having this much trouble finding friends on a literal hugbox of a server full of homosexuals, why would I pay money to transfer?
Where are the butts
Where can I find the dirty faced Au Ra?
Bgc@ here.
AMA
>>146255082
here
>>146255017
no, your HP and MP remain at their current values and are capped/uncapped accordingly. if you go from a 60 BLM to a 60 PLD you'll be at full MP and missing whatever HP the difference is.
>>146255093
Are you saying I'm not worth it?
>>146254927
Paladins don't really wield holy power. Did you play the 30-50 PLD quests? They're just royal guardians.bug-eyed bastards would be top spook though. Especially with Cauterize.
>>146255145
Yeah
>>146255080
Always friends on balmung
>>146255093
Why is your fur wet....>>146255107
>>146255097
Post em
DOOM GOBBIEBOOM!!
>>146254927
FFs always consider holy and darkness as elementals, those who use them aren't necessarely good or evil either, it's just the nature of the elemental like fire, water, wind and earth.
When it comes to WoL and WoD, the light and darkness is more a good vs evil thing, not a elemental.
>>146254887
There's, like, four of us here as far as I know. Always willing to meet new bros, though. Chilling by the Idyllshire summoning bell now but I'm probably heading to bed soon.
BOOM GOBBIEDOOM
>>146255080
Balmung's a bigger hugbox full of homosexuals for one. For two, there's lots more fun to be had on here than on Faerie.I doubt you all openly ERP there or anything.
>>146254020
Agreed. You should kill yourself as there's no reason to live on.
why are girls that erp always landwhales? orchid , lewd bun and briah are prime examples
>>146255491
you suck so much ass a hooker would pay you to eat her out
>>146255516
this is bait
>>146255516
Because they know they will never get any action irl. Same as the pathetic fags who play "I...I'm female with a dick."
>>146254927
Paladins are called Knights in the japanese version.
They are not meant to be holy warriors, but are actually just elite knights with an oath, mush like Charlemagne and his knights.
>>146255516
>briah
I ain' got all day yah know? Imma buseh persuhn.
>>146255516
>guys who ERP are also landwhales or out of shape as fuck
It goes both ways
>>146255516
Because if they could have real sex they would.
>>146255619
Tfw made jokes about boys with feminine penises last night
Normie friends asked what I meant
Had to try and describe a feminine penis while they all said 'but dicks are inherently masculine'
Shitposting trolls....
>literally everyone took the bait
too easy lol
>>146255764
Because that is made up shit. No such thing exists.
>>146255851
i didn't
pump it up your ripe bootyhole fuccboi
>>146255516
this is hilarious and ironic
>>146255764
>Had to try and describe a feminine penis
What the fuck is wrong with you.
"Ah, it's just a semi-inside joke. Nevermind then"
Fucking weirdo.
>>146255653
not enough apostrophes
>>146255923
its on her shitty rp profile
>mfw puttel's shitty erp
like he has any room to talk
>>146256001
i'd fuck the putt
>>146256001
Well he doesn't have a room anymore that's for sure :^)
>>146255901
it's a legit question tho the cute girls don't erp i want to know why
>changing hairstyle turns my elezen warrior into a petite young gentleman
I bet Aymeric is like fuckin' 80 but has the hair of a young girl so he stays lookin' fresh.And I'm fuckin' jealous, I wish we had his hair.
>>146256067
because they can just go outside and have sex with real men
>>146256085
Aymeric is confirmed to be 32.
>>146256085
Can't really go wrong with the Adolf Youth.
>1am
>nearly fell asleep doing some shitty roulette
>dungeon involved fighting a scorpion boss at the end
>barely 3/4 through 45
God damn this.
>>146256067
It has everything to do with the way human biology works.
>>146256058
ye I got a whole house lm40
>>146256159
Sleep!
>>146256159
go to bed
>>146256143
>Adolf Youth
m8
>>146256234
did you leave neet because you hate meria
>>146256143
I'll keep anime weeb ponytail that's right next to it I do like that hair though.
>>146256142
More like 320. I know his fuckin' secret.
>>146256234
stick to posting with the trip on instead of samefagging thanks
>>146256159
>tfw 46
It doesn't get any better.
>>146256143
> Can't really go wrong with the Adolf Youth.
My sides
>>146256067
>actually ERPing to have actual sex with the person on the other side of the computer
>not the virtual character
You're thinking of cybering you dumb cunt.
>>146256234
Oh shit
can i crash at your place
>>146256302
I call that the "Sickness must be Purged"
>>146256290
I think I might be off, you're right, or that IS the adolf youth, I can't remember hair that much. I picked the Depressed Mop.
>>146256085
That'll happen.
Idk what vibe i hit with my more recent one but I love it.
>>146256234
Whats your address
I want to see the home of the infamous 'Putt'
>>146256335
>there's actually different terms for having sex with an avatar vs having sex with a person across the internet
What a time to be alive.
>>146256294
>>146256303
>>146256372
sure
>>146256481
Cybering was just text shit often without images. Sometimes it'd be pics of the person you're text fucking, or video.
ERP is literally erotic roleplay. It's just written smut generally involving two different characters; it doesn't involve the person on the opposite end. Just the two fictional characters. You don't even have to be into this shit to understand it.
>>146256384
I feel like if I wore glasses as a elezen WAR people would think 'great it's another fuckin' Log Horizon fanboy'.
>>146256383
Maybe I'll turn my hair white and put on white lipstick. No? Okay.
>>146256481
>Erotic ROLE PLAY
In character fucking about
>Cybering
Telling the person behind the screen what youd like to do with them
>>146256591
That NPC literally grows on you. I still have no idea why that fuccboi has such a large cult following, but I like him.
>>146256459
mist ward 12 plot 6
>>146256591
Glasses wearing tanks is a cardinal sin, anyway. You're unfit to tank if you need visual aids.
>>146256383
it's called the hitler youth orhitlerjugendcut but yeah that actually isn't it.
It's close enough that you can cosplay an aryan with it and most people won't know the difference.
>>146256660
I just remember I had a pud who would wear the Field Command Coat, have that hair with a blonde color, and we'd nickname it the Adolf Youth during good ol 3.0 days.
Ever since then, the name just stuck!
>>146256558
>>146256596
Thanks for the clarification. Though I doubt I'll be involved with either of them for now.Or ever.
>>146256648
>mist
OH SHIT BEACH PARTY AT PUTT'S PLACE
Recharging. I'm going to hit 46 or 47 tonight or my name isn't
>>146256627
I know he does. Also, wait, NPC? I thought he was a player, I only watched most of the first season.
>>146256651
I tank without a headguard because I'm craving brain trauma to forget my dark n sekret past.
Also holy fuck why are the Ramuh crafted weapons selling for like 10 mil on my shit server? I need to move, or stay and craft a few first.
>>146256591
It isn't too bad but I've stopped using them since someone made mention to it and my OCD flared up hard.
I do use them on my crafting glamour though.
>>146256748
Oh god dem mog slippers. I think I finally unlock those today.
>>146256748
whos the slut in the back
Can I be an avatarfag too?
>>146256739
It's no problem. I was being a dick. Though I really don't get how people are getting emotionally attached to people they fuck via ERP. It's fucking ERP.
Why are people treating it as actual dating?
>>146256759
I was uh, referring to Charibert, the Sickness must be Purged NPC. I think you might have confused our conversations with the other one about Dong Horizon.
>>146256807
zayevs girlfriend aka pyrrha yuri aka creamy loli aka ultra despair aka kanpan
girl that asks dudes for dickpics when her bf is offline
>>146256850
this.
>>146256739
No problem anon.
>>146256735
It's pretty much the same thing anyways. it's not like there are many adolfs that are known in the world.
yeah i saw a lot of people use that hair wearing the company tabard which gave the same vibes.
>>146256843
Sure, on one condition..
>>146256852
Oh. Well, fuck. it's like 4:30, hush small soul.
Charibert is more of a pain for me since I've leveled like 4 combat jobs to 60 and I fear him hard because of his pug-destroying capabilities.
Post yfw
>[10:21](Yasinah G.) Berserk Used! Pacification in 20 Sec. <se.8>
>[10:21](Yasinah G.) Pacification in 10s <se.8>
>[10:21](Yasinah G.) Pacification in 5s
>[10:22](Yasinah G.) Pacification in 4s
>[10:22](Yasinah G.) Pacification in 3s <se.8>
>[10:22](Yasinah G.) Pacification in 2s <se.8>
>[10:22](Yasinah G.) Pacification in 1s <se.8>
>[10:22](Yasinah G.) ESUNA! <se.1>
![ffxiv 2016-06-22 03-17-33-47.avi_snapshot_00.01_[2016.06.22_03.21.15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hvAugSH.jpg "ffxiv 2016-06-22 03-17-33-47.avi_snapshot_00.01_[2016.06.22_03.21.15].jpg")
Well... This outfit is pretty cute.
>>146256887
no im talking about the black and white one
>>146256852
>dong horizon
>mamare started writing LH when he was a neet and played FFXIV a lot
the irony
I want meria to be my gf !
>>146256941
WOAH THERE
THIS C@ SHOULDN'T EXIST
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>146256887
sounds like a cunt
>>146256969
Ya know Mamare actually went on /a/ and asked for the opinion of the people on there for season 2? I thought that was neat how he cared about the communities opinion.
>>146256920
It's okay East Coasty, and I dunno, I hated all of XIV dungeon, so I run them as minimal as possible. I just fate grind or kill myself until I hit cap.
>>146256895
I mean, in all seriousness it's a very professional and nice haircut.
>>146256925
>>146256805
They're OP.
I dunno. They've got a panda.
>>146256843
You're already my favorite here
>>146256807
>only two weeks since patch release
>22,000,000gil made
>>146257103
>upskirt shots
I knew you were bad news
>>146257007
>wanting bruised broken mess gf
get standards
>>146257035
W-wha...?
>>146257139
>Made at least 50m
>Spent at least 65m on materia
>>146256159
I went to pet you but you weren't there... ;_;
>>146257146
>not the lewd pic
>not the other upskirt shots
>>146257165
put the trip back on puttel
>>146257186
>65m
>I have 250k
Do I have to be rich to be BiS???
>>146257186
This is pretty much my world atm. Melding Ironworks gear "properly" is expensive.
>>146257230
There were lewd pics?
>>146257267
Only crafter gear BiS.
>>146257069
I know, my main board is /a/. He also got arrested for not paying his taxes.
On him asking for ideas, his idea of "implementing" area exclusive classes would cause so much QQ if it ever happened on xiv, like some weaboo class japan exclusive, some old knight for EU and some burger chomper for NA.
>>146256648
pudd pudd putt gon make me nutt
>>146257282
Jesus, Colgate.http://imgur.com/ah1p01E
>>146257139
>>146257186
>>146257319
Burger Chomper would be a great tank. He would chomp burgers to heal and gain increased defense. And he can literally chomp enemies to heal if he pretends their hamburgers.
>>146257186
>post yfw you just spent 65m on materia on a crafting set that will only work for 2 patches.
>>146257407
FUND IT YOSHI
>>146256914
No...I'm nothing without the can.
>>146257103
Thanks! That means a lot to me, friend.
>>146257434
>>146257186
It's not like there's any other gil sinks right now.
>>146257434
>>146257346
You on Gilgamesh?
>>146257434
It will be good up to 4.0/4.05 most likely. That's probably close to a year from now..
Already got a house, all the glamours I need. What else is there really?
I want a femboy wife...
>>146257538
Oh, no I'm on Balmung! This is actually a lot of gil for me, I'm usually floating around 15-20k or so.
>>146257528
Now that's big dick crafting.
>>146256941
Too bad the character isn't.
Honestly, what stuff in the Amazon video game section has the promotion?. Only thing I found that has it is Final Fantasy XIV itself.
>>146257139
>>146257186
I have literally never seen 1mil gil before.
>tfw friend was always too busy doing endgame stuff to do things with me
>tells me he'd play with me more once I hit cap
>quits the game before I reach it when his raiding group died
;_;
>>146257912
https://www.amazon.com/Viva-Media-V01078-Ultimate-Compendium/dp/B0090WC246/ref=sr_1_44?m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=videogames&ie=UTF8&qid=1465932837&sr=1-44&refinements=p_6%3AATVPDKIKX0DER%2Cp_36%3A515384011
Great, now I really AM a manlet.
female midlander lf male au ra to breed me on balmung, transferred from dead server yesterday
>>146257937
subscribed
>>146257954
>only 3 stars
Dropped.
>>146258004
>transferring into Balmung
I'm sorry.
>>146257991
stronk manlet
>>146257337
O-oh boy
>>146258084
The strongest.
>>146257937
> tfw you meet someone in Duty Finder that claims they can't find any friends to play with.
> you're a nice person so tell them to come to your server so they'll play with you.
> they transfer a week later and send you a tell saying they made it
> you've been playing FFXIV for almost 24 hours and are really out of it. can't think straight and are really tired.
> you respond telling them you don't know who they are, tell them to fuck off & blacklist them
> finally go to sleep, wake up next day and realize what you've done..
> take them off blacklist so you can send them a tell saying you're sorry and that you were really out of it
> realize they've blacklisted you too and have told everyone you're a giant asshole...;-;
>>146258290
How?
>>146258302
You sound, literally actually retarded.
>>146258302
Holy fuck anon,please tell me you made that up
I mean the food was pretty good but I expected the real Gordian Ramsay to be present i'm a little dissapointed
>>146258372
Better sounding it than actually being it I guess.
>>146258290
Scale hacks are the best, too bad they're always packed with shit that will get you banned.
>>146258384
Nope.It's a real thing that happened back in 2.x.
>>146258404
sorry I own 14 restaraunts worldwide I can't be at all of them
please accept this complimentary gift basket of assorted spices
>>146258457
I wanna get banned IRL. Can you do it?
best rotation to craft ramuh shit at 60 with pretty basic gear?
>>146258457
>client side
Only reason you'd get banned if you told everyone under the sun
>>146258652
yes > no > maybe > you fucked it > reroll your life
>>146258652
You don't need to HQ crafted Ramuh weapons because they're glamour weapons, and they're lvl 50 recipes so you can make them easily.
>>146257528
Is that with FC buffs (at least on Control), or did you just go berserk with Control V overmelding?
>>146258623
You can just jump off a building.
>>146258685
I said
>they're always packed with shit that will get you banned
I know well scale hacks are harmless, teleport/speed ones aren't.
>>146258547
I took a nap in ur bed
Big, fat, throbbing male Au Ra dicks
![ffxiv 2016-06-22 03-17-39-77.avi_snapshot_00.07_[2016.06.22_03.22.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZYAG06V.jpg "ffxiv 2016-06-22 03-17-39-77.avi_snapshot_00.07_[2016.06.22_03.22.48].jpg")
>>146257761
Its ok, I know you're jealous.
>>146257937
Ive tried to do that before, but its a fucking chore man. I already have friends established and releveling and redoing everything and reteaching yet another person takes forever.
>>146258302
Even though you are an asshole. Jumping servers for someone completely random in the internet you talked to for a few mins is just as bad as going to a house of that 14 year old you talked to in that chat room only to be told to have a seat right over there.
That dude must have been pretty desperate.You're still a dick though.
>>146258725
>You don't need to HQ crafted Ramuh weapons
And then there's customers like me, who cannot have their vanity items any less than High Quality.
>>146258928
Settle down!
>>146258928>tfw have legit wet dreams about male au ra
>fantasize and masturbate to handsome ones in game
>tfw made more pathetic by the fact that i am a woman irl
>>146258936
I mean there's nothing specifically wrong with that, but it's unnecessary in my eyes.
>>146258845
There was indeed FC Buffs, but at most the +10 control.
It's also with Heavensegg soup HQ.
It was ideally made for shitposting purposes, but I've never slaughtered 3.5star recipes so fucking hard in my life, lol.
If you have decent Good, you can overkill recipes with over 35 durability.
>>146259063
Calm your thirst
>>146258928
I prefer shrek dicks tyvm
>>146257528
spite bb
spite
>>146259063
how ugly are you irl?
I kinda want a strong ra male to knot me desu im gay
Holy shit, I'm small.
yo i'm on a small server and all my friends quit
where should i go
>>146259175
RIP dirtlizard.
>>146259225
Excal's a good place to go.
>>146259152
it'd be less pathetic if i was unattractive but i take care of myself, in good shape, eat healthy, nice fashion sense, pretty face. can go to the club and get quick lays if i want to but i only want male au ra
>>146259175
You're gonna get torn apart
min height au ra ftw
>>146259225
Balmung if you like roleplay/erp
Gilgamesh if you want to raid with annoying tryhard downie faggots
Mateus if you want to be solo play.
>>146259247
It's only pathetic if you're actually ashamed of it.
>>146259257
i want you to tear me apart
>>146259225
Sargatanas, Leviathan, or Ultros.
Excalibur and Gilgamesh are full of stuck-up know-it-alls.
>>146259336
>>>>ultros
>have 2011 commendations
>guy explains fight to both new people, i just tank like a faggot
>3 commends
I feel bad for that dude. I don't fucking need them.
>>146258963
Just take your pants off and fuck me sideways, push it as deep as you can inside me, breed me like an animal in heat to make sure I will bear your child
goodnight gamers
>>146253948
I know this cutie
>>146259336
Well then it sounds like Excal and gilga are a good choice, thanks anon!
>>146259336
>excal
>full of stuck-up know-it-alls
Who hurt your feelings?
>>146259326
But I'm small...?
>>146259391
ni!
>>146256941
I don't know who this c@ is but what I do know is that they're my favourite fucking c@ poster because their character is cute as fuck and they only avatarfag, no annoying shit or retarded talk. God I wish more people were like you./FUCKING BLOG
(Pls post more, you're the best ^^)
>>146259175
I recognize that grape... Also, my poor neck.
>>146259257
>>146259382
L-lewd...
>>146259324
i am ashamed of it it's out of hand
>>146259382
this isn't helping
>>146259419
this is falseflag
>>146259391
cute
>>146259235
I was just goofing off. Back to leveling for realsies.
>>146259175
WHERE ARE YOU I WANNA /PET YOU
