Murder All Neo Ebins Edition
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx
>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
http://www.ffxivredeem.com/
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>146208696
I'm a lizard on a rock.
:3
>>146227351
what
We're off to a great start.
Post cute lizards
>search vjera's name on the archive
>see this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgHiPGOczI0&feature=youtu.be [Embed]
what the fuck ? who is this autistic
holy shit the next video @ https://youtu.be/LXXAxRMh9xc?t=1m43s [Embed]
that was literally me lol xD
>>146227551
>pic not related
>>146226030
>>146226062
>>146226065
>>146226110
Just giving my 2 cents. Whoever chemo is, that guy doesn't hit me, and many people knew that.
And considering the things I did to Paks in the past, I am pretty sure he doesn't have much sympathy for me.
wew lad
>>146227351
Heheheheh
i seem to recall some anon talking about in a few weeks some insane shitposting would happen that would get an amount of (You)s previously unheard of
i think colgate might be it guys
>>146227351
I mean, I was right, wasnt I~?
>>146227581
Don't mention the past please.
>>146227312
you don't base your whole life about the fact that you're an autistic adult and expect things to cater to you, just expect certain things in life to be more difficult for you.
if you've gone this long without really knowing it for a fact, you should have some idea how to be a functioning member of society. it's how it was with me. you just kind of have to keep on living and amount to more than just your position on the spectrum.
>>146227532
that being said i'm the kind of person who is just autistic enough to refuse to see a medical professional for his depression out of some spergy sense of being macho
so maybe take my advice with a grain of salt.
( but i appreciate yours, re: >>146227532 )
Can someone post the browns girls from the last thread?
>>146227628
Why did Sera delete you from her friends list?
>>146227659
ugly
>>146227736
ask her?? I don't know or care we literally never talked
>>146227713
>Culinarian
It is time for of teaching
megu bp
>>146227797
Why'd you get kicked from NEET
>>146227225
>cute
I want a bombshell face 3 or 4. Then I'll abduct the shit outta them.
>>146227797
>we literally never talked
That's wrong tho
>>146227827
what the hell is going on
lets just play the game and have fun guys
>>146227868
Nobody would care if you died.
>>146227939
>have fun
> /vg/
xth for cute
>>146227225
Nothing wrong with that.
Male miqote + Fem elezen also greatWas something I'd like when I had my male miqote
>>146227939
this is falseflag
>>146228019
how's your kbox
Toot Toot
>>146228004
I ship your male elezen x spidercat
>>146227581
Considering Paks "Reformed" himself of all old drama not too far back, not very insightful or meaningful in any way.
>>146226018
the best friendships never last forever
>>146228019
wasup put
>>146227939
I'm content sitting back and laughing at the whole messy affair, honesty.
Why do you come to these threads if no one likes you?
>>146228147
sorry, i'll leave
>>146228147
I don't think anyone likes anyone here anon.
It is now male elezen hour
>>146228146
shut up and hold my hand.
>>146228214
i like Kirito Tia
>>146228147
I always thought the answer to pretty much every question is autism.
>>146228147
>everyone hates everyone else in thread
>in game they're perfectly fine with you
>in discord they're perfectly fine with you
because this place is literally just for shitposting and if you come here expecting actual discussion you're an idiotgo to the xiv subreddit instead
>>146228147
To sing songs for people who seem like they need it
>gordain falseflagged the entire last thread without anyone calling him out for it
Congratulations Balmung. You managed to have one single grown man trick you all.
>>146228382
what the hell are you talking about
>>146228240
Ignoring the fact that's beyond lewd, I'm the only one who gets that privilege
>>146228019
Why are you still friends with Vjera
naka bp
Guys post music to help me start my botanist journey! I'll listen to each one as I gather around.
You can add a pic too if you think it's nice enough.
>>146228287
You mean
>most people are too chickenshit to say how they really feel without the veil of anonymous
You're stupid as fuck if you think otherwise.
>>146228382
this is falseflag
>>146228463
you hold my hand too.
i wasted time making this earlier for someone even though a better version probably exists on the internet somewhere
oh well
>do a big pull
>DPS is shit and people aren't using their AoE skills
>logged in without mask
Phew
I will now rate all bps. Please submit bps for rating.
>>146228552n0.
>>146228616
naka bp
>>146228616
Kirito Tia bpw
>>146228616
)*(
Post duskwights!goodnight everyone
Why is griffonskin so expensive on Balmung...
I just want a skirt...
post NEET fiasco
>>146228703
lewd
>>146228616
naka bp
>>146228616
nori bp
>>146228214
i like(you)
>>146227551
>>146228616
There is only one real boypussy
>>146228793
Who?
>>146228616
megu bp
elliot bp
hiyou bp
ibakha bp
sunn dereh bp
myse bp
rock lizard bp
moni bp
squid bp
taylor bp
>>146228781
Stop
>>146228783
>freckles
good taste
>>146228616
megu bp
>>146228835
naka bp
>>146228096
Me n naka are only acquaintances though and besides, you guys like shipping em with a certain diff friend.
>>146227551
>>146228835
Kirito Tia bp
>>146228235
More like, Never Hours
>>146228559thanks again
>>146229063
woah there sorroto fearscream
>>146228235
sickness purging when?
>Ask a legit question regarding gameplay economy.
>some faggots supreme posts about boy pussy a few posts above you
So was it Excalibur that was a good server to move to? Posted here a bit ago about it, but just now able to move the character over to somewhere. Trying to just find people to be able to do somewhat small/medium content with, since I don't really have the time for raiding and such.
>>146229210
What's the question? I'm too lazy to scroll.
>People who make an Au Ra then turn off all the features
Why not just make a Miqote or Hyur?
>>146229323
Which bussy is the most eager to please?
>>146229063
Gator tails are scary ;w;
>>146229018
he's bnhaka
or nhaka
naka is a different nigga my man
>>146229323
Why is griffonskin leather so expensive in Balmung?
>>146228147
>7 votes (37%)
Someone always likes you. Chin up.
>>146229391
Thanks, Paks.
>>146229078
Hello I will be keeping my eye on you young man.
>>146229127
NOW
Remember, it's okay when bnhaka "naka" forces his foot fetish on everyone in the thread.
Taylor bp
This bp is quite tight and enjoyable. Bp enthusiasts may be let down by his inexperience. However taylor is a natural.
7/10 bp
kirito tia bp
>>146229439
Nobody would care if you died.
>>146228663
>ignoring me on steam
>>146229417
My apologies. Not great w/ names myself
girlspeed bp
>>146229665
yeah no need to apologize, they get mixed up all the time
>>146229456
Thank you? Don't mind me too much though, I wade in and out.
>>146229063
>those low res scales
>>146229456
YES
>>146229609
I like them for the pure fact they make autismos like you so mad.
>17th percentile
Why does colin suck so bad?
>>146229290
Excal is one of the most populated servers and the people from here are generally kind and inviting!next to no rp tho
>>146229625
i dont blame them, you sound clingy
>>146229794
I still miss him...
>>146229787
ps3 limitations pls understand
>>146229063
What are you doing tonight?
You all are behaving like teenagers right now, you're all grown men.
>>146229995
(You)
What will they revamp with the next expansion in terms of features and mechanics with PS3 support ending?
>>146229858
Where are the other parses?
I always ask this but I never get a response
im gay
>>146229995
I'm a grown woman...
Girlspeed bp
Not an actual bp.
0/10 bp
Can I get a definitive feet power ranking list for Balmung?
>>146230046
Bigger inventory and armory chest is all we know so far.
>>146230046
they didnt for heavensward when they had every opportunity to so they wont for the next xpac
>>146229290
Excalibur is essentially Gilgamesh-lite now. Because Gilgamesh is constantly locked out, all the same ilk of drama-mongers and people who think they are good are overflowing into Excal instead.
Source: I left Excal after watching what was happening to my server, being another victim to the refugee crisis.
guys
post cutelanders
>>146230219
Reread my statement. They have already confirmed removing PS3 support with this one. They did not with heavensward thus nothing changed.
>>146230331
Start by posting one...
>>146230331
I want to feed you more muffins
>>146230135
With good taste in art.
>>146230331
Got you covered
>>146230172
yeah good
nobody's going near it and i am not a girl and i am not a boy
>>146230331
>>146230331
I'm a lizard in a cutelander.
:3
>>146230480
baka np
>>146230331
i forgot to tell you i'm not a cutelander anymore
>>146230394
Wow mean
>>146230410
Daddy feed me nom noms
>>146229665
i prefer baka
>>146230473
You being shadowed by spidercat?
>>146230560
Why would you change to that hideous thing on the right?
>>146230362
yes but that just means we'll get 10 more inventory slots and maybe some more basic QoL while the game mechanics stay the same and the end game stays the same boring grind.
wow thats the first time i got into a weeping city where we had to vote abandon
weepings been out for ages, git gud
>>146230560
You fucked up.
>>146230562
I'm only a daddy when I'm a lala, I'm still a young cuckboy.
Minor changes that need to be added:
>Talking to NPCs without standing up/dismounting
>Being able to use items when sitting
>Some kind of sitting override command that lets you sit right where you want to without sticking to a chair 10 yards away
>More sitting stances, I know sleeping is coming soon
>>146230560
better looking highlander. honestly a downgrade
>>146229787
If lord Tanaka were still in charge...
>>146230745
>>Being able to use items while sitting
you mean being able to do ANYTHING while sitting. you can't teleport, you can't trade, you can't even open up the dye and glamour windows to preview things.
>>146230331
pretty cute. come play with me
>>146230480
I want toEB_this midlander!
>>146230620
What reason would they have to try and reinvent the wheel and take a huge risk? You guys never owned businesses. They're printing money by playing it safe and you would do the same.
>>146229985
ugly
>>146230560
A lizard is fine too
>>146230842
>>146229432
If I were online right now I'd offer to make it for you with the Base mats. As it is, I'd get thone and shout in idyllshire for an ltw.
>>146230560Midlander was 100x better just saying.
>>146230560
Heavensward has only been out for a year, I think your filename is off.
>>146230829
Ye dude wait till im done eating my sammich first
What are we gonna play be forewarned im really out of shape
>>146230410
>already trying to cuck his catboy
>>146230527
it look pretty xD :P
[22:05]You attain PvP rank 50!
>>146230331
>>146230745
>yes
>added: remove most restrictions from that shit
>fucking please, i want this.
>Bonus
But we won't, because PS3 I am sure.
>>146231494
Fuck off shitou
Post glams
I mean fully clothed or armored glams
Sluts get out
No a short skirt does not count
Neither do thigh high socks
FULLY CLOTHEDOR ARMORED NO SKIN ALLOWED!
>>146231565
Cute. Post more nudes.
>>146231663
:3...
>>146231663
wait so does this ban short skirts and thighhighs or say that they're allowed in a full glamour
>>146231663
I can do these too
holy FUCK why do i hate myself so fucking MUCH
>>146231672
If my EB wants it and helps think of the screenshots. Otherwise I can't be assed.
>>146231819
>face is showing
disqualified
>>146231663
I wanted to be an avatarfag.
But the dream is dead.
>>146231663
>>146231571
no what the hell i just wanna post
>>146231672
no please don't
>>146231829
this
>>146231829
who dis
>>146231663
oh
>>146231663
Latest glam, OC donnut steal
>>146228532
Let's level together, I am leveling Miner!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUoPLRX6g_Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZQ1MnRwICY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4k29CNbYQc
I'm a lonely lizard...
Anybody eso grinding on Balmung that I can join up with so I don't have to die alone.
>>146231663Real gloves soon.
>>146230843
>make the game better
>huge risk
im not asking them to redesign the game
3.0 literally had no new game mechanics besides new weaponskills
>>146231991
Level your head with a pump action shotgun.
>>146231663
>no thigh high socks when this game had akihito yoshida as one of the designers
>>146232007
Youre lonely? Fuck right off. You have tons of friends around all the time.
Colgate bp
A minty taste will have you coming back for more. An ugly face and obnoxious disposition will make you wish you hadn't.
4/10 bp (6/10 if you put a bag over his head)
>>146231970
tell my nigga hardware to get on BALMUNG ASAP
>>146228147
Nobody hates me because I am anon!
>>146232061
Why pump action? If he has to eject a shell after trying to commit suicide he's retarded enough.
>>146231991
oh I saw this on
>>146232046
That's good but the set still looks shitty. Plenty of decent looking tank armor out there.
Most swag race for a BLM main that plays WAR, and SMN as alt jobs?
>>146232097
Since when do I have tons of friends?
I have literally_.
>>146231829
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UC0obuL2pu
Cheer up buttercup.
>>146232194
rip XIV Bubblegum. There were the best glamours.
But we have Eorzea Collection now.
>>146232218
>swag race
are you a lalafell
>>146231663
>>146231985
who do you think
>>146232218
Big dicked femroe
>>146232230
Forgot my picture.
:3
>>146232320
gayboy
>>146232283
SHUT UP FAGGOT
some1 kill me pls
>>146231970
I remember that day. Those guys were pretty chill and fun to talk to.
>>146232114
i don't talk to that retard
>>146232283
cringe
>>146232434
Oh oops
>>146232414
fuck off saehado you still have my stripe
>>146232309
How'd you know?just kidding
K6I1 9RI2 T8O0 T121 I8A0
Maid code I don't need.
>>146232283
Now I need to go listen to the Fratellis. damn it!
>>146231985
same
>>146232497
thgat actually wasnt me
>still no maid clothes for eu
I feel sadness
>>146232592
proci did you go midlander? :o
>>146232283
Did you do the naka bp song too?
Can you post it again? It was fantastic
>>146232592
>stealing THEPROC's stripe
>>146232645
maybe you can buy them when they hit mogstation
>>146232592it's a good look for you tho don't get rid of it pls
EU and AUS needs to be banned from 4chan, the game, and life.
>>146232516
>>146232592
>Started off with having shit on your nose.
>Now has it smeared across your eyes
You're going to get an infection
>>146232743
ur mum needs to be banned lollll
>>146232789
if ur shit is that dark im worried for u
>>146232702
I did the naka bp song too but, I don't have it anymore. Vocaroo deletes stuff after awhile, sorry.
>>146232536
Fratellis are godlike love everything by them. My favorite song is "Babydoll".
>>146232698
>>146232727
oh bugger off, saltire and godspeed told me to do it to match my ninja glamour
>>146232741
idk it's okay, but i doubt i'll stick with it
>>146232789
epic
>>146232702
>the naka bp song
lol
If you haven't docked the proc, then you're opt to get mocked
my dps so wow it got others asking how
>>146232734
Who's that cute elezen
>>146232875
Damn shame
>>146232882
Can't think of any other way to describe it...
>>146227651
hehehehehehe
>soft feet such a treat
What does it mean?
>>146232941
>>146232941
Some slut bunny...
>>146232946
fuck off adell
>>146232842
I eat a lot of dark ass foods though my shit has only been that dark for about a year
>>146232945
Boy Pussy by Fly Young Red
WHY DON'T FEMROES HAVE ASSES
>>146233092
Was that really Red?
>>146232941
>>146233069
make meyou wont
>tfw lonely
>>146232875I think I have it saved?
>ruins a half decent elezen with shitty make up
ERPers, everyone.
>>146231284
ffxiv of course
>>146233092
That video made me laugh my ass off
>>146233202
who?
>>146232941
>>146233202
Don't worry
You won't need to see her face from behind.
>>146232941
horrible
>>146232981
it means just that
>>146232945
http://puu sh/pBo72.mp3
I saved it, thank god.Sorry Kumfi I still love you and you know that.
>>146233202
This is how you know a grown man is playing a character.
Does it have odd eyes?
Does it use non-subtle blush?
Does it use bright or dark lipstick?
Does it use eyeshadow in a bright color?
Does it dress in skimpy unmatching clothes or use metallic dye?
Does it have a skin and haircolor that clash, same with eyecolor?
Honestly I wish I could just give the lot of your characters a makeover. You guys are great at making eyesores.
Post your character and what you're listening to!
So does this general ever talk about the actual game?
Is there just so little to talk about, or is it drowned out by floods of off topic chatter? I'm starting to get a little worried about endgame. Level 35 already and I still haven't met any interesting people, usually at this point I'd lurk the general for game-related discussion but I can't find any here.
>>146233532
Listening to >>146233484
>>146233532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX-mowD6J5M
:3
>>146233069
cumon give me my (you) damn asshole
fucking bitch