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>ERP discussion http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=2608
>Rules discussion maybe final draft http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=2610
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first for fuck the waifu meme its not worth it
Rounds like that last one are agony.
>>146159464
show me her feet this instant
make sillicons able to hold objects on it's first module slot when?
it's kinda shit not being able to setup the supermatter and singularity engine as a engiborg because you need to ask for help handling the plasma tanks
>>146159665
>>146159676
Hopefully never.
That's the MoMMI's schtick
>>146159676
While it would be nice to play a robot that can pick stuff up it would be a massive balance issue
>>146159676
>Hey you know those mobs we have that are immune to all temperature, all pressure, can't bleed, can't be knocked down by airflow, don't need to breathe, can't be stunned by any ranged means, and have high armor?
>What if we gave them the ability to hold weapons?
>>146159838
stop overreacting nothing will go wrong
>>146159796
>>146159768
this is ridiculous
the only engine you can setup with a engiborg alone is the solars
the only benefit a engiborg has is to synthetize materials to other departments and change module
you can't even autism on atmosia because you don't have socket wrench
>>146159838
>can't be stunned by any ranged means
>what are EMP reactions, ghetto camera flashers, and Ion guns
I mean I won't disagree with the rest of that but come on.
>>146159945
I thought EMPs directly drained their battery without stunning them.
>>146159939
that mat synth is a massive benefit. the station can run on solars alone. their energy powered RCD is one of the strongest engineering tools in the game
>>146159945
flashbangs stun borgs too now
Reminder that molesting miners is a crime.
>>146160152
I would think that molesting anyone is a crime, except for people that aren't part of NT like nuke ops and trader vox.
>>146159676
Fuck no. You roll mommi or butch up. Learn to make the teg or wire solars and shut off some useless shit.
>>146159939
You can setup the TEG alone. Gitgud.
Mao from last round is a true nigga
Everyone was dead and power was gone. He was welding into the armory from space in a space suit trying to survive.
Realest nigga.
>>146160152
>you will never corner dana in a mineshaft
>you will never knock her unconscious and drag her back to the outpost
>you will never take off her suit and grub whatever part of her qt tubby body you want
>you will never leave her to wake up with no knowledge of what happened
>>146160063
>>146159968
>>146159945
EMPs do not stun borgs, they drain the battery
It's not even fast like you would expect, and worse yet they don't have any pain equivalent. So you fire three rounds into the borg and it just keeps coming because its hypercell has a fuckton more charge anyway. Doesn't even slow down.
Let the ERPers have their ERP. Think of the griffing potential.
>Roll antag, get thermals
>Run by dorms and other secluded areas from time to time
>If you see two people alone standing close to one another then pop in there and throw your powergame brand chloral/poly acid smoke grenade at their feet
>Turn off their sensors when the smoke clears
>Space the bodies
>Eventually they will start whining and call it metagrudging and demand immunity from antags and then they get BWOINKED
If that want ERP so bad then just make it your mission to kill them every time you roll antag.
I had a dream Pomf was getting $3000 a month on Patreon
>>146160797
you'd think an EMP would do more than just lmao drains battery
magnetic shit is bad for electronics
EMP should fuck borgs up bad
destroy internal parts
at the very least, drain battery and cause a moderate stun
>>146160696
what exactly happened.
>>146160919
I bet he was dreaming the same thing
Oh, lord, the public servers are actually worse than /vg/. And filled with underages.
>>146160921
>>146160797
They do stun and damage it. You can insta blow them with emp grenades
>>146161357
everyone died.
he kept fighting.
>>146161357
Mao says, "I'm cool with that" You finish the barricade. Mao buckles in! Mao says, "Oh" Mao says, "That's not good" Mao unbuckled herself! Something bright flashes in the corner of your vision!
>>146161983
legalise erp
>>146163126
>chem fridge facing lobby
>no fridge for medbay proper
the fuck
>Mutate and splice 6 yield walking mushrooms
>Breed a champion
>Champ walks into the transit tubes, never to return
>AI is rogue and singuloose for yet another boring round
Well at least I was right about being able to label and revive dead mushrooms. Fighting ring and bets never because antags are faggots.
>>146163389
Because the chem fridge might as well be public anyways
>>146163416
This. Save like 60% of your business too
>>146163416
>>146163474
>anyone wants to they come in and scarf all your shit
ehhhhhh
>>146163561
>>anyone wants to they come in and scarf all your shit
what
>>146163643
scarf means eat in some places
shit is a colloquialism for stuff
>>146161990
I know you think they stun based on that but you're wrong
1,5 means that it stuns between .1 and .5 ticks
By comparison, a flash stuns for 10 ticks, which is 20 to 100 times longer.
>people seriously want ERP
No.
go to furcadia if you want to fucking yiff on your 1990's computer game
plus it would devaluate changeling
First thing i'm doing when ERP is legalised is spreading my legs in dorms for anyone and everyone
t. Morena
where did the name e-mag came from anyways
>try other servers
>no one do their jobs
Redundant post, but I thought you were kidding when you said that the other servers are shit.
Bay is a skeleton station. But good netcode, I don't lag one bit.
/tg/ is valids-hunting. But good netcode, I don't lag one bit.
Hippie is Minecraft-kiddies lair. But good netcode, I don't lag one bit.
/vg/ is fine, you guys are fine, really, but the lack of variety in antagonists is rather boring.
"You're a traitor, kill X". Then kill X and... back to normal work.
Wizards are moot.
MalfAI almost never happens.
Most of times fellow Cultists were bored.
And the netcode is shit.
Ops is ok, but "OPS!" "Shuttle has been called", BOOM.
Changelings are alright.
Can't believe you guys are the best server.
>>146164361
electro-magnetic
its how it breaks doors
Why is everyone talking about erp now?
>>146164368
do people have an issue with vgstation's netcode?
I only tend to lag during explosions and atmos shit on /vg/station, but maybe it's because I haven't played other servers much that I don't notice the lag.
>>146164445
we mad thirsty
>>146164368
Wrong pic. Pic related, other servers are basically perma greytide.
>>146164368
>>146164467
The fuck are you calling netcode?
Lag is caused by server-side operations.
Byond's netcode is shared between all the servers, the only difference is what gets sent from server to client.
There is next-to-no client-based lag. If you find /vg/station slower, it's because the server is performing worse.
>>146164445
there's a fucking vote on the forums
thankfully it's 60% no to 40% yes, but the fact people even voted yes is cringy enough
it's like if someone played mafia or town of salem just to have pretend sex
just go play some shitty yiff game/MMO if you want to do that autistic shit, it's a much better place than mspaint with atmospherics: the video game to do it
>>146163643
A lot of people have no idea on doses so they take 80u
>>146163845
I know they stun because I used them. Yeah a flash is much better but emp has plenty
>>146164368
>kill x and back to normal work
Trying to make the round fun in favour of getting greentext is kinda encouraged on this server IIRC.
Like, everyone will applaud your efforts and even play along (unless you get THAT kind of sec) if you're putting effort into a gimmick.
>PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE ERP ARE CHRISTIAN VIRGIN FAGGOTS
>impliying ERP is not the lowest and only form of "sex" neckbeard virgins will ever had
Everytime someone calls anti-ERPs insecure i wonder if they had quitted the idea of physical sex
>>146164831
I understand antags are free to kill everyone, but I'mnot that mean
I mean, look, if you ERP, you already go to the "oh shit nigger, what the fuck are you doing" class of people, cause instead of, y'know actually watching porn or fucking someone else, you decide to describe sexual acts ona screen to someone else ina ofetn contrived and needlessly long manner.
That's already bad. But now, of all places to do so, including actual MMOs built for that, MMOs that were Not made for that, sites made for it, and just about every single game out there that isn't made with BYOND, what do you do?
You want to ERP on a atmospherics simulator game made with some of the shittiest fucking launchers on earth with a bunch of imature people with a lot of extra time in their hands for a slightly less austistic game than dorf fort, wit h a heavy focus on collective social play, not meant to be erotic or anything? You are just a tard mate, you got no reason to do this
>>146164930
I don't think it should be allowed but look at what's happened when it isn't.
>toeing the line
>sending secret PDA's
>argument over argument over it
Now this isn't an argument for doing so, ERP is really not a thing I think would benefit the station, unless I'm allowed to patrol dorms with a shotgun, but this is going to be a constant thing whether admins allow it or not.
Although I think it's funny that you can shout "Fucking nigger cunt Voxes gas them race war now" and set their dead bodies up in a swastika but can't touch your doodle.
I want erp purely to meme it up with rape and slapping people around with my pixel dick
>>146165143
That's the beauty of it anon, you get antag, think of something cool.
Steal the nuke and declare ransom, get a hostage, unscrew all the computers and throw em out the mass driver, EAT IAN, slowly but surely gib everyone until no-one is left, change the AI's law to be a mess, antag is your one way ticket to be a giant kid and giggle.
Yeah you'll be shafted by the first pissed off assistant but you be loud and charismatic enough IC even Nick "Greytide Killer" Weller will play along.
>>146165253
Being a bigot is 4chan culture :^) Sexism, racist, homophobia, all part of 4chan my dude :^) but not touching your weiner or snickerdoodle, oh no. This is a CHRISTIAN imageboard, you'll go to HELL for that. No one has ever even hugged me, but I KNOW it goes against GODS WILL
>>146165447
me:fugs u with my iddlydong and gasps and says i lobe u pls love me bag is not sex anon
>>146165253
>>146165447
holy shit, i know you're sexually frustrated but just go play world of warcraft if you want to touch your doodle that fucking bad
it's free to play as a female belf, and only costs 5 dollars to play as a worgen
>>146165253
>Although I think it's funny that you can shout "Fucking nigger cunt Voxes gas them race war now" and set their dead bodies up in a swastika but can't touch your doodle.
But that shit is funny mate, it can create some interesting situations, the lore allows it and such, and generally nobody is doing mass murder to get their dicks wet.
Now, ERP? What exactly are you going to do mate? Its meant to be nothing but wanking material for you and the person you are doing it with. Just straight up making erotic roleplay on a atmospherics simulator, not doing your job or making something someone can capitalize or make the round fun from. Its just wank, and while you could argue, yeah its a social thing and that nobody is constantly talking to over 3 people at once, we kind of also have better things in general than allow the kind of people who just ERP into the server. We aren't exactly the best to begin with, so why let the shit floodgates wide open.
Why is the anti-ERP party sperging out more than the supposed "tard group" is
>>146165768
They have more to lose.
>>146165768
because the people you're saying are sperging out are actually just ERP party members falseflagging the shit out of the argument
>>146165768
I wouldn't consider this sperging so much as explaining our point of view. I ain't seeing caps lock and random shitflinging
>>146165648
>generally nobody is doing mass murder to get their dicks wet.
Speak for yourself fucking casual.
>>146165640
I never said I wanted to touch my pixelated penis in the game, I said I was against it didn't I, the last bit was just a note on the comparison of what you're allowed to do and what you can't do, gawd.
>>146165648
Same goes to you, it's like you both read the last bit and ignored the rest.
>Now this isn't an argument for doing so, ERP is really not a thing I think would benefit the station, unless I'm allowed to patrol dorms with a shotgun, but this is going to be a constant thing whether admins allow it or not.
Goddamn sons.
>tfw you will someday ERP with a qt vox gf
>>146165918
ASS TO BEAK
>ASS TO BEAK
ASS TO BEAK
>ASS TO BEAK
>>146165918
>gf
>not bf
fag
If you enable erp Kurt Jacobs will duck you're Saudi.
>>146165892
I was mostly explaining why one was aceepted and contributed and the other was shit mate, just adding to your argument, i did read the last part, just wanted to add in a bit.
just make it so all erpers are valid
I can and will hunt disgusting race traitors that wish to get it on with other species. But everyone else is a-okay.
>>146166003
Ah right, that's fair enough.
Turns out I need to read better too.
And so an interesting lesson was learned today my friends.YOU MASSIVE CUNTNah sorry, my bad man.
Detective you were the worst please kill yourself
I'M LOVIN IT
>be ling
>think parasting paralyzes+silences still
>parasting chef
>HELP HELP KITCHEN BARTENDER
>have to run off
>make voice activated welderbomb
>while running through R&D maint, some fucking scientist opens the maint while I'm there
>"WELDERBOMB-"
>boom
I just wanted to make a meadbay.
>>146166006
It'd ignite valid hunting like never before. Even Tajarans are sometimes helped to turn back into human if a wizard was involved, and only once while reading erotica as the librarian were my doors kicked in.
You'll have secret doors in dorms and cameras set up so the warden and the AI can out and get the mob around. Which is great and all but the second ERP is allowed you'll have 30 people suddenly not doing their job to look for anyone so much as showing a shin.
>>146166006
>erprs erp wearing stungloves, e-guns and shotguns in hand
>kills you the moment you walk in to them me:puts hug dig in bagina
>no one gets banned
>>146166227
get gud
>>146166165
>Removing kebab from station
>Madman detective locked me before I was able to find, stun arm and blow you up
>Joe fiddler takes my cell out
>Done for
T-Thanks...
>>146166109
Who were you that I made you upset?
>latejoin expecting to do some detecting
>everything's gone to shit for some reason
>borg pulls me to HoS to grab the spare ID and nuke disk before I even get my stuff
>WHO HAS THE SPARE
>SOMEBODY FUCKING CALL IT
>use the spare to call it
>OH SHIT BORG'S ROGUE
>OH FUCK I JUST SAW THIS BORG SPACE SOMEONE
>two different people testify to rogue borg, not locking them down would be reckless
>Oh I didn't actually see the borg space anyone but he was yelling about it
>what
>fuck it, I'll just drag the locked borg over anyway
>who removed his fucking cell too
>try to find a power cell so he's not deaf but the shuttle is almost gone
If more than one person calls borgs rogue, you are a shitter for not locking them
If you lock them, the borgs think you're a shitter
You can't win
>>146166006
a few years ago we had erp and we had to disallow it for specifically this reason
people were using it as a way to bait people into trying to kill them so they could fight back
>>146166439
>One guy is the guy who's outside the office eswording in
>Other is a cargo cuck
>Last is a fucking atmos tech. The kings of I don't give a shit I'm gonna bandwagon cause it doesn't hurt me to do so
First rule of silicons is it's always the dindu's who did and people massively butthurt when they got dunked on a couple rounds ago by malf/subverted silicons who cry rogue
My next target was dat fukken ling now that I could just stun arm and fuck his shit.
>>146164930
>all these fags whining about wanting to me" does the sex move to try and impress some sweaty neckbeard playing a girl
>calls the nay sayers virgins and fags
>when all the Spessmen that get laid irl are the ones that vote no
It's a comfy feel to come home from the gf's house, log onto my computer and deny neckbeards their Textfucking
>>146166649
>outside the office eswording in
Again, I had just late joined and nobody briefed me on anything besides "a shard exploded"
Nothing about traitors
Or lings
Or anything
Just "GRAB THE SPARE WE'RE CALLING THE SHUTTLE SHIT'S FUCKED WHY ARE YOU NOT CALLING IT YET?"
>tfw you don't need erp because several of your fetishes are already in-game
>tfw ss13 is really a treasure trove of degeneracy if you just look around a little
>>146166782
Name em you fag, I wanna laugh at you
>>146166710
>bragging about having a gf on an chinese imageboard on a thread of an atmospherics simulator game
You could be the President of the United States and you'd still be no better than anyone here.
>>146166763
Well I was further over. Guess you didn't see the attacks or the firelock dropping when he broke it.
The grille has been hit by Robert Mann with the energy sword.
Robert Mann hits the reinforced window with the energy sword.
Robert Mann hits the reinforced window with the energy sword.
>>146166842
Who says it wasn't just some spaghetti renamed into a Esword?
>>146166825
What matters is getting my laughs in at the neckbeards
ERP does not belong on the server and will lead to heads going AFK, kill baiting, and overall cringe shit
Like do you really want to beat off that badly the game looks like shit
>>146164831
>everyone will applaud your efforts and even play along (unless you get THAT kind of sec) if you're putting effort into a gimmick.
reminder that one guy decided he'd rather commit sudoku than suvive sudoku
>>146166782
I too find the shard erotic.
>>146166819
>mind control
>slime girls and slimes in general
>various transformation-related thingsthanks genetics
>actual cannibalism
>asphyxiation
>gas masks
>parasites
>blood play
>non-humans
>robots
>ryona
AND MANY MORE
>>146166825
He can still laught at retards who erp my mate, same as with anyone who hasn't gone low enough to actually erp. Holy Helel on a tricicle, that shit is garbage.
>erp allowed
Richard Dick [Common] (Gigolo) says, "Stick your big... fat.... plasma cock in me bad boy..... cum inside me!!!! FUCK ME HARDER!!!!!"
Ashley Morrigan [Common] (Scientist) says, "YOUR BIG BIRD COCK IS TOO BIG!!!! IT HURTS!!!!!!"
John Lopez [Common] (Station Engineer) says, "HELP BEING DRAGGED TO ARRIVALS!!"
Ashley Morrigan [Common] (Scientist) says, "OOOOOOAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
Yiffcock [Common] (Janitor) says, "TAKE MY COCK CAW CAW CAW!"
Arrivals Announcement Computer [Common] states, "Lovebird, Chaplain, has arrived on the station."
Lovebird [Common] (Chaplain) says, "I do sex!!!!"
John Lopez [Common] (Station Engineer) says, "IT'S LOOSE!!!!"
Chi [Common] (AI) queries, "Reese Wilson is sticking his penis into my upload!"
>>146159945
>implying that more than 10 people know to make the camera flasher
I don't think that even Yred makes a ghetto one every round just in case.
>>146166913
Looked like an esword , named like an esword, diced through the windows like an esword
>>146166968
I don't see the point of ERPing in any game, I'll be honest.
I agree with you on what would happen, it'd be awful.
But the naysayers will be like "No it'll be fine we'll keep it to the dorms"
They better be valid and I better be allowed to bring the armoury down with a chair in the opposite room.
>>146167073
I do whenever I run by art storage. It's bretty gud. Who doesn't like a flashbang that doesn't have a shitty timer?
>>146167082
Maybe it was just some really stale spaghetti?
>>146167049
Okay, you got some issues, but slime girls ain't degenerate you fuck, anx wanting to fuck xenos ain't either.
>>146167069
Goddamit i hate the idea of ERP but this will be fucking hilarious
Maybe for a purge round
Maybe with a monthly purge day people will see how retarded ERP is in this server
>>146165242
>game made with some of the shittiest fucking launchers on earth
i've seen far less functional desu
>>146167170
I'll be there with you brother, wearing clown shoes as warden
i literally never saw word "oi" being used on the internet before starting playing this game, seriously what the fuck
>>146167962
I assume you do not talk to people who are not americans or browse the internet much huh?
>>146168101
in fact im an internet addict since the age of 10
and im 23 right now
>>146167962
It's the quickest way to get someone to stop on the keyboard.
Also we all like Parklife by Blur.
>leave bluespace beakers for chemistry as mommi
>never been caught
d e v i l i s h
>you will never soap and IED two lesbians fucking in xenobiology
>you will never bore into someone's head and then telepathically tell them how much you love their cock
>you will never use a borer/diona as a cumsleeve
>you will never get your ass pounded after losing a rage cage match
>you will never ERP with someone and then reveal the bomb in your cooch
>you will never have an orgy at the vox outpost while cawing loudly into comms
>you will never insert your burning plasmaman dick into someone's handcuffed waifu consensually
>you will never have fuck your fellow MoMMI while spamming *ping
>you will never turn everyone into a catbeast with the staff of change and start yiffing on the spot
>you will never cut out someone's brain, stick them in an MMI, and start fucking their waifu while they're forced to watch
feels bad man
Does anyone actually like the multi-borer shit? It seems pretty awful.
>>146168534
what are you talking about, isn't it great having five players on one scientist to give them buggy hookshot, slightly faster movement speed, and the ability to have five shitposters in their head?
literally the only difference ERP would make is in the amount of shitposting
even just mentioning it already brings hundreds of shitposts per day
remember how everyone was ERPing during the purge? no, because even when rape was allowed, everyone had cold feet
the most you saw all day was a couple of memesters doing a one line /me rapes u in spirit of the purge, and one guy fucking an NPC (for which his ckey is forever ridiculed)
all these things you're describing of people luring you to dorms and such would not happen
it would literally not fucking matter, the only thing that matters is the shitposting surrounding it
and that's why I don't give a fuck what gets decided about this, I just want the shitposting to stop
I voted no
t.huge waifufag and erper
>>146168978
>I just want the shitposting to stop
You are on 4chan.
Every other thing related to vgstation has less shitposting. The discord has less shitposting. You are in the one place you are guaranteed to find shitposting.
>>146169145
But how will you conquest the station then shitalus?
>>146169290
I don't know who that is but I'm not them
>people that erp seriously
>people that whines when they get killed
>people that powerplay
I think ERP votes are a good way to find out who's underage and terrified of the idea of sex just like their parents told them to be, and who's older and realizes there's no good reason to restrict something that has no negative impact on the server.
>>146169547
oooh~ I like the way you think....
i got this vox OC you'll really love, call me on skype ;)
>>146169547
g8 b8 m8
>>146169547
sex is for animals and subhumans
>>146169637
>>146169661
>>146169735
The reason you're responding with memes is because you have no actual reply.
ERP is a matter of a harmless freedom, and the only people who want it restricted are people physically afraid of sex because of ideological indoctrination as children.
>>146169793
>sex is for animals and subhumans
>memes
>>146169793
Keep on memeing memer
>>146169793
>afraid of sex
I ERP all the time.
Do I want it in my space man game? No.
Because I if I want to roleplay sex, I'll do it on f-list, not fucking atmosphere simulator where sex has nothing to do with the game.
>>146169793
And me spouting OOC in IC trump memes on all channels is a matter of harmless freedom of speech.
You are always free to fuck off and yiff on vore or eros
>>146169946
>not fucking atmosphere simulator where sex has nothing to do with the game.
Lots of things in SS13 have nothing to do with a space station, atmospherics, or etc. For example, the clown.
They're still there because why not? They're harmless, which is what ERP is.
ERP should not be disallowed, but should not be mentioned either as to not explicitly encourage it. I genuinely believe ERP will be rare, and if it's not, I'm sure it will be too awkward for people if we just fuck with them when we catch them.
No ERP please I couldn't handle the fact that people are trying to court my waifu just for a quickie in dorms
>>146169290
I voted no
I already had my conquest
>>146169547
>afraid of sex
Sorry mate, I get my dick wet on the regular and it's pretty nice. But, that still doesn't mean you deserve a special pass to textfuck some shitty waifu that can barely spit out a "hehe"
ERP is shit, keep it out of my damn server
>>146170876
>Sorry mate, I get my dick wet on the regular
Let me rephrase, afraid of deviant sex*
You're unknowingly parroting a meme which is used to prevent people from receiving sexual gratification outside of marriage. That's its only purpose. It's a religious sentiment disguised in your feelings as a vague disgust for natural human sexuality.
This time meadbay kicked off properly.
>>146171130
its autistic, never build it again
>>146171264
>its autistic
You've got people discussing ERP here.
>>146171306
and its still not as autistic as meadbay
>>146171061
It's TEXTFUCKING, plain an simple. You use ERP as a medium to get your rocks off, like porn.
/vg/station is not fucking pornhub, e621, whatever the fuck you visit.
Go on an ERP server for that shit.
/vg/ station is a video game. Not an h-game.
>>146171306
get a cryotube with beer and antitox
IV with the strongest drink you have
Meadbay is the best gimmick
Blip you were fun, sorry I was boring and never got up to hijinx
>>146171439
I had DD IVs and even did a surgery.
>>146171531
Sorry I went dark before we could do a lap of the station in space, some dumbass broke the power cables for my entire neighbourhood
>>146171417
>It's TEXTFUCKING, plain an simple. You use ERP as a medium to get your rocks off, like porn.
What's wrong with this? You're having fun by fucking around on ss13 and killing people, doing all kinds of apelike shit.
Why is sex different? Do away with your indoctrination for a second and think logically: why should sexual pleasure be off-limits for the game? What's negative about it?
Does it make you feel uncomfortable? If so, why do you think a natural aspect of human biology might be upsetting to you? Do you think your parents' attitude toward it during your formative life years could be at fault?
>ERP is allowed
>I can finally rape prisoners in brig and get away with it
>my catchphrase will be: "If you get caught, you will be sucked off!"
>>146171646
Go jerk off elsewhere you fucking faggot.
ERP is banned to keep your retarded /tg/ kind out.
>>146171646
Not him, but ERP is purposeless in the game. It just deviates the ERPers attention from the game.
And before you "prude! prude!", I watch Von Trier movies with my parents.
So sex is not uncomfortable as a subject.
>>146171742
I textfuck your bitch every night, check her phone motherfucker
>mikecari only got a day job ban
>>146171697
>not being a ling/vampire warden and giving them the succ
>>146171697
who are you please tell me
>>146171697
>get arrested
>get molested and raped while I am cuffed
>go catatonic from the experience
What is "The Hardcores" Religion a reference to and its Mutation?
>>146171786
>Not him, but ERP is purposeless in the game.
Nothing which people enjoy is purposeless.
It's honestly adorable to listen to you dudes speak about ERP like it's literally dangerous. Like it's going to take over everyone's minds or something.
Does it upset you that ERP arouses you? Whenever you see textfucking and feel a twinge of arousal, you feel like you're betraying your parents' stern opinions that sex should be for a specific procreative goal?
>erp is 100% allowed in lifeweb
>no one ever does it except stuff like the baron fucking his wife
>>146172053
muh hardcores
What's the bombcap on our codebase, again?
>>146172298
explain
>>146172169
>no one ever does it
>half of the addictions are about it
>>146172371
straight busta
>>146172414
and still no one does it
>>146172043
They call me with many names. Waifu, shitter, degenerate, nigger, faggot... But you will call me Mistress.
>>146171847
>ling/vampire
If it only was so easily to get an antag roll on that role...
>>146172506
I'll get arrested just to be raped by you then
>>146171843
Cry more Shitbones.
You're lucky you're not permabanned
>>146172053
Busta
>>146172506
>But you will call me Mistress.
>implying I'm a sub
I'm not like all the other feminine nu-males on this fucking site
>>146172363
P-please respond.
I wonder what clown cum tastes like?
>>146172767
7-dev by default, can be raised to 32 if you give up your TC or gooncode or whatever
>>146171697
>plays sec
>Brown girl
Hi Zalika/Naomi
>people ACTUAL fucking discussing ERP
Why the fuck are you people even entertaining these fucking degenerates?
Keep that shit OUT of /vg/. Furries and ERPs are the #1 thing that ruin every other community this niche as fuck game has.
If you don't get laid in real life and "it's your only outlet", tough shit, stop being a fucking autist.
"It's natural, why is is bannable?" Because there is NO reason for you to use a fucking space simulation game as a textfuck simulator with whom you textfuck with other men playing pretend as pixel girls.
Holy shit I hate you faggots who even bring this shit up. ERP will never happen on /vg/. Kill yourselves.
>>146173059
Why does it make you so irrationally angry? You're throwing a tantrum for no reason, it was already permitted in the rules last night after an ingame vote where 75% wanted it.
ERP is now allowed, it just makes you valid for admin and player fuckery.
>>146173059
>Because there is NO reason for you to use a fucking space simulation game as a textfuck simulator with whom you textfuck with other men playing pretend as pixel girls.
It seems like you're primarily scared of ERP because you don't like the idea of men getting each other off?
Is that what this boils down to? Just garden-variety juvenile homophobia?
>>146173174
It's not allowedI'd enjoy to hold hands with my waifu
>>146166602
YO DAWG
I HEARD YOU LIKED VALIDS
SO I PUT A RED LIGHT DISTRICT IN YOUR DORMS
SO YOU CAN BAIT WHILE YOU 'BATE
>>146173059
Furries and weebs*
They're both ERPers.
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=2610
>4. ERP now results in a warning which absolves you of all admin protection, including from the admins.
We did it, /ss13g/
>>146171791
>implying I have a gf
Thanks for compliment though, anon.
>erp
>all-male neet autism server
You fucks are sick
>>146173772
>because you're men it's bad and ERP is not bad otherwise
Fuck off.
>>146173174
>ERP is now allowed
I want some admin confirmation on this shit before I go around validhunting and get bwoinked. I've come back after a 3 year break, skeletons are gone, metafriending is pretty tolerated, and ERP is allowed? What the fuck has happened to this server?
>>146173281
>Thinking anyone is actually offended at homosex
That's a lot of grasping you're doing. There's a lot more problems with ERP than "ew gross, men kissing~". But nice attempt at invalidating the discussion.
If you want ERP, go to an ERP server. I don't know why some of you feel the want to spread that server killing permission to /vg/. I'd rather everyone just continue to pretend to be gay/actually be gay in the thread, that doesn't affect the game.
>homosexuals trying to turn /vg/station into a den of sodomy
>>146171646
When I was 14 and first became sexually active, my dad bought me a box of condoms.
Your "lol ur parents are Christians!!!" Meme is obvious projection.
As for denying people sexual pleasure, do you get heated when you can't actually complete sex mini games in mass effect, fire emblem, and the like? Are the developers no good christians that are oppressing you by not letting you spill semen on your controller?
No.
Because it's a fucking video game, not a sexual medium for faggots like you.
Go have sex, go watch porn, do not force your bullshit on my space game.
>>146173174
>75% wanted it
18 said yes, some ironically
9 said no
7 voted for none
Out of 34 votes
That's not even as much as all the unique posters on this thread.
>>146173598
Does this mean that those who ERP become valid forever? That's the only compromise I'd be willing to make.
Make it so they are blocked from starting as any race but catbeasts.
Else, if they get one warning and get away with it, no way.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10544991
Let's settle this once and for all, /ss13g/.
To ERP, or not to ERP? That is the question.
>>146174079
>Does this mean that those who ERP become valid forever
you are
REALLY
angry, aren't youdid your waifu reject you?
>>146173860
This.
People seem to think ERP is hated because it they believe it always involves 2 men. Wrong, ERP is hated because there is no place for it in this space station game. If this is the channel you MUST get off to, there are other serves that allow ERP.
Even if the confirmed girls on the server wanted to ERP, you'd still have the people who don't want ERP speaking up about how ERP is retarded for /vg/.
This shit is like medium RP all over again.
>>146173980
Serb's going down in a few months because Pomf can't afford it anymore.
Might as well go down in a blaze of heated lusty glory.
>>146174079
Are you retarded?
>Person A erps
>gets a note
>A loses admin priviledges for the round
How retarded how it be to lose the priviledge forever?
I dont agree with allowing erp at all by the way
>>146173059
>implying we don't already have furries
but vox totally aren't furry as we all know
Did ERP seriously get allowed?
>hundreds of regulars play the server
>admins make a poll near deadpop one day
>a minority votes, and plenty of them vote jokingly as usual
>THIS POLL IS THE WILL OF THE SERVER
>*changes rules*/*merges pull request*
every time
>>146174182
>Implying people aren't going to troll any kind of strawpoll in favor of ERP
Where do you think you are?
>>146174079
>Does this mean that those who ERP become valid forever?
Make it like being indicted in Dark Souls so the valid squad can chase you down forever.
IT SHALL BE ENGRAVED UPON YOUR SOUL!
>>146174264
>person a gets a note
>that's it, they keep using the server as their sex room
>do it again and again, get notes but they're just notes, maybe a bear if the admin is upset and nothing happens
>others join in, more people come to the server to ERP, others start baiting for self defense when people try to valid them
What a shit rule.
We did it, we became TG.
>>146174182
>75% in favor of ERP
Exactly the same ratio as the ingame poll last night.
It's obvious the game's players want ERP at this point, so the rule change which allowed it was good.
>>146174659
>6 people voted on a server with over a hundred of people
>THE WILL OF THE SERVER
>>146174457
even in tg its not erp 24/7, hell even on actual erp servers its not erp all the time. There were only 5-6 occasions of erp during the purge and even then it was meme tier.
Today it's public wanking and leaving the job for sex on dorms
Tomorrow it will be dragon dildos and shitting mechanics
>>146174781
And all those servers are shit now.
>all ERP is ironic guys, r-realy!
Ok, let's add all bay races to roundstart, we're more mature than that.
>>146174814
Time to move to CM
I haven't voted but if I did I would vote yet purely because I think the permaban punishment is too much
Lets add in cats as a round start race. Love is love after all.
Let's unban Sarca, we are better than that.
I only went to print off something to get my NI number, what the fuck happened here?
You can't be telling me the absolute madmen are allowing ERP.
>makes them valid
OH BOY.
>>146174901
>100 players
>aliens still broken
Sorry, but not now.
so now that ERP is a thing, we should coordinate ERP behaviors between races
Vox will now make chittering noises "chichichichi" when they are aroused, and will have to *aflap when rubbing cloaca, possibly spriting in some feathers to raise when in heat
can someone also code beak sheaths into the server? I think it will make oral sex a valid option for this race; it will have to be done in an oxygen free environment, however
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10434
when
>>146175264
Research update will give muhreens the edge they need
1 hit crit acid damage op
>>146174901
>>146175264
tell me about CM, why they have so many players
were they advertising outside of ss13 playerbase?
>>146175392
But humans were always meant to lose
>>146175272
KEN DOLLS
E
N
D O L LS
the lore page on the wiki doesn't seem to cover it, but now that we can ERP, do catbeasts have barbed or conical penises, and do they have sheathes? Do females go through heat?
Should I be using the same lore rules as tajaran or are they a separate race?
>>146175483
well of course they aren't going to have a defined penis, they just have cloaca
although pseudopenises are an option
>>146175315
After ririchiyo unplugs his head out of his ass and figures how to implement it.
The final product might not sound the same as moonbase alpha.
>>146175272
>vox
Chakihyahayik IS SHOT IN THE HEAD BY WARDEN
>Tajaran
Yiff IS SHOT IN IT'S STUPID FACE BY WARDEN
>Human
Shot in the fucking face
Those are the rp sounds.
>>146175421
I honestly have no clue where SS13 servers outside of Goonstation and /vg/ get their players these days.
Reddit, I guess?
>>146175640
i hope its going to be AI exclusive, not stationwide thing
Is /vg/ bombcap 7/14/29, or is my information outdated?
I'm genuinely afraid to play this game with anyone other than /vg/
>>146167962
Likely me sayying it, quick, powerful, easy to type.
Its kinda like sup, much easier and quicker than saying hello.
>>146175838
Wasn't it 7/14/32?
>>146175731
/v/
>>146175641
good luck getting onto the vox outpost mi familia, we'll be behind four reinforced walls next to the radio
>>146175752
>LAW 4, if Woody's got Wood isn't read 50 times the station explodes.
>>146175871
/vg/station is the first place /v/ goes to.
>>146175947
I actually started playing the Vox Trader and it's a lot of fun, makes a change from fucking up when I play security or Captain.
I always have Captain on low and if it's on low pop I immediately get top spot.
Either way if I see lewd behaviour I will find some way of ruining your day.
Now that rep is legal you should watch your backtrinity
>>146176057
I thought TGstation was the gold standard of SS13 servers.
>>146176446
How do you have fun as vox trader? Can you explain your standard gameplay procedure? I can't seem to find any fun in the job
>>146176446
>ruining my day
lmao
try to ruin my powergaming erection and see what happens
hope you like tables
>>146176556
you see, as vox trader, you trade.
>>146176543
I will protect trinity
>>146176556
loot the station
loot the mining and research outposts
it's all about loot
admin endorsed
can't be targets of antags
just gotta loot loot loot
>>146176625
yea but with what?
What do you have that someone else really needs?
>>146176552
>hey 4chan board, do you know ss13? ss13 thread!
>first server people mention is /vg/station from the other board
>someone shills it
>horror stories about public servers
>people go to /vg/station
>>146176687
>what do you have
the entire asteroid
unique thanksgiving food items
anything you can steal or get your hands on
if i found ss13 when browsing /vg/ to find /gsg/ then where did i came from?
>>146176556
Well, as Trader on your own station, you find interesting things to get and obviously waddle your bird ass to the ship and haggle for shits and giggles. Requires a bit of rp too.
Also because Vox are theiving cunts you can nick anything from the station and sell it back to them.
I nicked the cargo computer the other day and heard bitching for a while, but died before anyone realised I had it.
I was also antag so I'm not sure if that's allowed or not. Was gonna get the nuke but no maint access.
>>146176625
You can now accept human semen as a currency!
>yes very good, many medicine purposes for vox yes
so if you're a borer and you happen to like another borer very much, is it okay to ERP a bit inside the host?
is colonial marines even ss13 at this point?
i think it will go the same way as lifeweb
>still no rorschach maskAnyone know how i can code/sprite it?
>>146176864
semen coded in when
>>146176682
Good meme
>>146176906
You do that in me and I will shard myself with you two both I swear to christ.
>>146177073
>waaaah!
Remember when spess was about gas and not fucking people in the ass?
>>146177004
standard maskcode with an animated sprite, easy.
You people really make a ton of drama over the stupidest things.
>>146175985
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w2mTLFJE9A
