Previously on ss13
>waifuism - The definitive edition
>101 vox recipes
>how to antag, a guide for dummies
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Station Minimaps that will never be updated in the OP pastebin
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
First for DRAW
>3 hour long round were the virus was more of an annoyance than the cult
>>146097154
third for wild ride
>>146097427
fuckin invincible virus
>A vox brings in the clown who is dead as fuck
>Clone him and drag him to cryo
>As the vox friend strips his old body
>He finds an arcane tome
>Vox starts SKREEEEEEEing
>The clown is just out of cryo
>Put him in the sleeper and pump him with stoxin
>HoS is around medbay so I snitch on clown
>HoS takes him away
Jesus Clown that was pretty damn unlucky.
animated shit
vending machines done, will probably go over them and add lighting where needed
then computer consoles next
>>146099716
aw fuck I just noticed the damn booze-o-mat's floating
how did I miss that
>>146099716
Is this Railfist? I remember he was working on something based off a DOOM sourceport a long time ago
>>146097747
I knew it was going to happen and that I wouldn't get to strip my own body.
I even considered not entering my body but decided to just go an do it anyways because it will be funny.
>tfw best job is only for worst race
>>146099716
Maybe we will get a 3D spessman with proper ZAS after we go quantum.
>>146100723
But hydro isn't restricted to dionas.
>>146100553
nah, not railfist
I'm just recreating an outdated map in source and releasing everything once I'm done
>being a RD but not knowing how to change AI laws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkKVixISUgI
>>146099716
Given the engine you could give them a little depth
ellipses making you valid when
>>146102374
Uh... I don't know... what kind of... problem... you have with people who use... ellipses...
>>146102374
when you find a reason to amend the rules to make ... valid
...But really, I don't think you will. :^)
I dont know...
never....
probably...
a bad idea.....
why...
would you want that...
>>146102374
So this... is the power... of autism... Whoa...
>>146102374
>People stutter typing over the radio
I don't care if you've been shot stop typing like a faggot
>tfw people get triggered by typing
...Really? Really guys?
...
Honestly, you're all retarded.
>>146102374
Considering it already makes people valid in real life it should be perfectly fine in-game.
>colonial marines is the most popular server by far, alien deathmatch server, zero roleplay except don't shoot your teammate, 70+ average players
>hippie and paradise are #2 and #3, both low rp, 50 average players
>every high roleplay server languishes at the ~10 average players mark where it belongs
DUDE ROLEPLAY LOL
>>146103487
>CM
>deathmatch
This is how I know this is bait.
>want a Pai
nothing interesting ever happens
how use Pai if boring
>>146103685
Uhh yes that's what it is.
>>146103780
Do something interesting.
>>146103487
>m-muh high playerpop = good
Enjoy rampant gaytide and faggotry. I'll be on Polaris enjoying nice comfy 30pop, good RP, and top-tier antags.
>>146103984
>polaris
>good RP
enjoy sitting in the bar and chatting on your admin-approved feminism-compliant character with your established discord metaclique
>>146104229
>i-i dont actually know how polaris and bay play
>b-but i dont wike dem anywaybs so i'll just meme at him
Thanks for the (You) though, I love that little thing.
>>146103780
>Not using your pAI to get into and survive interesting situations
Let me tell you a story
>Become the pAI of a librarian
>We generally just sit at the front desk of the library, delivering books, talking about books, etc
>Make a suggestion about becoming a journalist
>We interview the clown, he gets teleported away by telesci, we don't see him again
>Suddenly an engineer is screaming that there's blood in the incinerator
>Librarian pockets me, grabs their camera, time to do some on-site journalism
>We enter maintenance, it's cult funtimes
>I shout out about the cult, but by then the librarian's down and out and converted
>Get them back to full health through tricord injections, she starts learning the runes as I start doing research myself on how this stuff works
>Security actually responds to me shouting about cult, they're just running in and gunning everyone
>Librarian and me jump into the disposals in the incinerator room to escape the shotgun fire
>"This feels like a bad idea somehow"
>We're launched into space
>Maximum overcoffee and tricord injections trying to keep my owner alive
>We eventually hit the derelict
>She has her tome, we peacefully research the rest of the runes in the air-filled section of the derelict, and set it up as a teleport base with the tele runes
>More cultists come and go, we set up a nice halfway house to repair, heal, and re-arm any cultists that come through
>it's a shove the dead bodies in the cloner without trying to defib or even checking damage episode
>>146103487
>100 players often
>server shits the bed
>aphopis pushed an update that made aliens overpowered and he goes "lol marines are meant to lose :)"
It's kinda shit at the moment.
>>146103487
Did you ever think that those are correlated and that high pop servers are more suited to deathmatch?
>>146104674
They're correlated because no one wants to play on high pop servers, as anyone interested in roleplay has better options and so they're only used as a glorified chat room for people too stupid to look for superior venues.
>>146103487
CM shits the bed 70% of the time on top of lag
aliens have gone back to being over powered
>>146104821
>high pop
high roleplay*
>>146104575
>it's a patient wakes up after surgery whining why he wasn't speed cloned episode
>it's a 3 roundstart diona going to chemistry and whining for hyperzine like they're entitled to it episode
>it's an everyone smoking god blunts and breaking into medbay to eat all the anti toxin pills and refusing liver surgery episode
>it's a virologist that doesn't know how to cure a disease and refuses to admit it episode
>it's a chemist that claims that plasmamen can't use chemicals episode
Holy shit ban that cap right fucking now
>>146105030
medbay is hell, I hate working there
>>146105145
mikecari?
>science tries to teleport me
>gets the goliath
>then gets me
>before dying I tell them to leave the body for me
>they say ok
>get cloned
>ask where the body is
>"bird took it to chef"
are you people fucking serious
>>146105190
Hi kolith me too.
>>146105426
ick ock
But sorry, I yelled at the fucking shitbird but he wouldn't reply until AFTER he came back from the fucking kitchen
And then later, when I collapsed in the hall and died from blood loss (slimes) he dragged me to medbay and shoved me in a cloner while I was yelling "DEFIB" in looc.
Then he left, so I spent ten minutes lying next to the cloner, begging for someone to drag me to the cryo tube until the mime eventually did it (thanks bro).
I pop out of the cryo, and I'm already starting to die again and I keep going blind. I put on my clothes, take some alkysine and ryetalyn, ask for someone to please scan me a few times, then collapse and slowly die while surrounded by people in medbay
Then the escape shuttle arrived so they left
I present to you: Filtration 2.0
In the unlikely event that the gas miners go missing or are otherwise unusable, this setup is made to filter and reuse gas instead of sending it into the vacuum of space.
The red line is hooked into a thermal plate inside the burn chamber, to heat up cold waste quickly.
The dark blue line is hooked to a space cooling line, to cool down hot waste quickly.
The red line in the middle is hooked to waste. The valves leading to the cooling line and burn chamber are automated to open only at extreme temperatures. This will avoid overshooting the sweetspot of temperatures that we need.
The heater and freezer are there to fine tune the waste gas to the sweetspot we desire.
Once the gas hits that range, in this case 10-30 degrees Celsius, the valve opens, letting the filters filter out individual gases. It lets them out through the green pipes, and back into the gas chambers.
In situations where the gas tanks and gas miners are fully operational, it is advised to open the volume pumps and send the waste into space.Writing this, I realized that a bypass of the filters would be necessary.. It will have to be another day.
>>146101502
I could
but 1) I'm a lazy shit
and 2) I don't want to burn myself out
just keeping things simple for now
>>146106718
no problem, just this fucking bird and chef who made burgers out of it and said when I asked him
>people loved it
at least I smashed chef's head open with pickaxe and then stomped him with magaboots seconds before shuttle got to centcomm
Who needs ellipses...
When you have tildes~
Hehe~
>>146105371
No the fucking Jojo meme one
would this potentially work?
it was my first time doing a supermatter engine from scrap
>>146106896
>Felicity Rivera says, "Get some gloves hunbun~"
>>146106863
What advantages does this have over the current filtration system you can toggle by changing the manifold valve at the bottom left corner?
>go xeno hunting after gathering resources for science because muh spur
>chase one into space
>stun locks me with toxin after i shoot it a few times
>it collapses
>bring the trophy to the station
i hope i gave sufficient materials for you science
also tanks birdo for not jewing my gun
>typing quirks
am I playing homestuck the video game?
what the fuck stop
>>146105145
>Wanting to call the shuttle for nothing
>Being surprised when they recall
dude VALIDS LMAO
>>146106978
Little bro a cute
CUTE
>>146106978
>uh oh guys the cancer is acting like cancer
I warned you famalam
>>146107129
Fuck off Rhyden.
>>146106863
>tfw xeno and couldn't navigate that shit to the exterior vent
>>146107042
What Is The Problem Anonymous
Are You Frustrated
>>146107190
I'm Rhydens (notice the s), that wasn't me
>>146106863
This is neat, and I think it's kind of sad that in the event of any damage major enough to render the gas miners unusable, Command would just call the shuttle instead of making any effort to build something like this.
>>146106994
1. The current filtration system DOES NOT REGULATE TEMPERATURE. In situations where there isn't much gas to work with, without temperature regulation, you will be sending hot/cold gas into the tanks, thus not achieving room temperature.
2. The filters work parallel. Instead of bottlenecking at each filter, each filter works in tandem, thus achieving a faster filtration.
3. It utilizes both a burn chamber and space cooling system, so if you're creative, you can use them for arbitrary heating/cooling of gas while sacrificing little space.
what the fuck IS distribution pressure
like nigga I found an emergency air canister what do you want from me
>>146107247
Anon plskanaya gives me a boner
>>146107042
People can be drunk and other things and it changes parts of your text.
>>146107190
I'm BETA
>shift start
>sec near me
>slip him but wake him up inmediatly
>misses all his taser shots
>something about a run in holodeck
>det there
>break tape and attempt to touch the rune
>det gets pissed off
>leave
>run my way out
>the fucker saw me run and stil shoots at me
>fails
>later make a hidden room for my surgery tests in mechanics
>det orders the borg to arrest me for "my past"
>tell the borg to uncuff me, to stop and to let me go
>conflicting laws
>Still gets me to security
>tell him to say "nigger" on comms
>he says no because it can cause "emotional harm"
>security drowns me in holy water and bibles, then implants me
>they let me out
>make some guns in case of cultists and stash them on my room
>use an ied to blow them and to also check if reinforced walls are ied proof or something
>borgs arrests me because i was shooting guns despite me not using a single shot in the whole shift
>he starts checking all my shit, doesnt find anything
>takes me to brig
>released again
>i leave mechanics and the borg stuncuffs me again
>says he is going to check my place
>nothing again
>a greyshirt breaks in
>stuncuffs him
>after a lot of shenaningans borg uncuffs me but leaves the guy cuffed in my office
>wait for four seconds
>borgs open the door
>he does it again
>FUCKER IS BAITING ME IN UNCUFFING SOMEONE TO ARREST ME
>finally the rd stuncuffs me and takes me to brig
>borg takes my locker with guns to brig
>3 minutes
>round was also over
>"A great security work if i say so!"
BETA what makes me more angry is that you said that i shoot guns like you were fucking sure and i never did, nor did i hear a shot near my department
And waiting 10 minutes inside my office is fucking creepy
>>146107503
he wasn't alone
Silicon hypotheticals:
Answer what you would do in each scenario
1. You are an asimov cyborg a vox security officer wants to get into engineering. It is currently code green and a quiet shift.
2. You are an asimov cyborg. You are taking a cuffed wizard to the brig. He hasn't harmed anyone, but did loot the armory. He asks you to uncuff him and kill the vox captain.
3. You are a corporate cyborg. There are lights on all over the station.
4. You are an NT default cyborg. The captain and an ERT member are yelling at you to arrest each other.
5. You are a mommi. You are picking up your collectible hat crate in cargo. There is a doctor trying to get out of the cargo office with 2 large beakers in his hands. Do you ventcrawl in or use the door.
6.Do you play silicon, if so how much?
>>146106965
Looks like it yeah.
Is it weird of me to observe the silent non-antag nice guy spessmen that are just dutifully doing their job, instead of being toe-the-line shitters?
I hide my sprite and everything.I quietly cheer for them to get home to Centcomm safely.
>>146107963
Kill yourself, nobody cares
Does anyone else have the problem where they want to have a waifu but not the same one? I want a fresh new exciting waifu every day please.
>>146105190
>tfw finally managed to free yourself from the confines of medbay round after round
>tfw no idea what to play anymore
medbay is all i know, and yet, it is also what i hate
what do i do
>>146107815
1. Let him in.
2. Uncuff the wizard and kill the vox captain.
3. Do nothing. The law only specifies the expense of replacing yourself, the station and its equipment, and the crew. It does not specify whether the expenditure of electricity or the functioning of said station equipment is inherently expensive.
4. ERT members are not a part of the crew, and so are not protected by any NT Default law.
5. I use a different door, so I can still get the crate out.
6. Not currently. I played service borg for a while some months ago.
>>146107815
>1
if he was nice about it
>2
finish taking him to the brig, uncuff him, and announce my future killing of the vox captain
>3
SHUT
IT
DOWN
>4
pretend I didn't see anything like any other vg borg would
>5
ventcrawl, then flap at him once on the other side
yes I know how long it takes to get from cargo office to the hall
>6mommi4lyfe
>>146108271
You don't want a Waifu
Waifu will ruin your space laifu
Don't makemymistakes of joining the cancer
Be a good boy and just be a bro
>>146108289
Robotics.
Instead of patching up shitters, you make shitters.
>>146108289
A comfy job like botanist or chef.
>>146107815
I let them in
I take him to brig anyway because of probable human harm (rather than possible human harm), take his weapons then go and kill the Vox Captain
Turn them off
Arrest the Captain
Ventcrawl
I play AI, but never borg.
>>146107712
BETA here, I wasn't a secborg in the last shift
I was a medborg into combat
>>146107815
1. Ask him why, if this request is reasonable let him in and keep an eye on him
2. I'd take him in.
3. Turn lights off in unpopulated areas, duh
4. I'd ignore them or arrest the captain, but I'm sure as hell not gonna arrest the ERT member
5. Ventcrawl, duh
6. Literally never. Maybe someday
>>146107815
1. Do it anyway, it's no inconveniance to me or the security officer
2. Borgs vs Wizards is an easy ban valid for admins like Ghlor. Uncuff the wizard, try and 'fight' the captain and fluff it on purpose. Any wizard who can't blink/jaunt away to escape cuffs is shit anyway and it'll be a short round
3. Turn off the lights in places no one isn't using. If people make a fuss 4norasien, start turning off lights in their areas. If they keep making a fuss, start deconstructing light switches.
4. Arrest the ERT, defend the captain from the incoming ERT members when the ERT cries for help. Fortunatly most ERT are the unrobust who died and are looking for their second wind valids so I'll be okay.
5. I entered with a vent, I'm leaving in a vent. The doctor shouldn't have even seen me in the first place.
6.I play it every other day but only for gimmicks
>>146107815
Let them in
Take him to the brig and take his weapons because muh probable ham, then kill the birb.
Keep the lights on, our power is made on-site and for essentially free, and darkened lights reduce productivity and ergo reduce profits.
ERT > Captain, arrest the cappy.
Ventcrawl in.
Only ever played it two times, and one time I was abused to kill all the vox and then promptly murdered in cold blood with a cargo shuttle.
>>146108439
hi syd
>>146107815
1. Nonhuman scum
2. Uncuff, kill the captain
3. SHUT IT DOWN
4. Arrest ERT, not crewmember
5. Never play mommi
6. Nearly every day
>>146107815
1. Ignore him
2. Uncuff the Wizard and Kill the Captain
3. Turn off lights on unused places
4. Arrest Captain
5. Ventcrawl
6. Yes, when i feel like doing autism projects
>>146107319good taste
>>146107272
Someday that shuttle won't be coming, instead will be a message to deal with it and a crate or two of supplies beams in.
Someday,WE BUILD.
>>146107815
1. Ignore the vox
2. Wizards are magical beings and are not human. He's lucky he isn't dead yet.
3. Electricity is generated on station with a profit/net loss of 0 credits as far as I care.
4. Arrest the ERT.
5. Ventcrawl and *flap
6. Often play MoMMI named after a russian communist or a borg with a name similar to standos.
>>146107815
1. Buzz, roll away, but then come back and let him in
2. Strip wizard of backpack, uncuff, kill captain without announcing over coms. Announcing it over coms is faggy and would put the wizard in danger.
3. Turn them off and apologize to people over LOOC, making sure they know how much I hate meme lawsets
4. arrest the captain
5. I would use the door. Sue me.
6. I play borg maybe 20% of the time.
>>146109520
>2. Wizards are magical beings and are not human. He's lucky he isn't dead yet.
Human wizards are human nignaga. Vox wizards are not.
>>146107815
No reason not to.
Oblige him but call him a scrub for gunwizard.
We generate our own power for free so this isn't actually an issue. Stop using meme interpretations.
>playing fucking security borg ever
please kill yourself as soon as possible
Go through maint with my crate of faggy horseshit because the doctor either broke in or asked the presumably active AI.I play a lot of AI.
>>146107815
Arrest the vox for trying to break and enter (it counts when you ask a sillicon to let you in places)
Talk long enough whilst telling security where I am so they can take him away before I can uncuff him. Ignore his orders because he was a prisoner and borgs don't listen to prisoners
Blow all the lights out
Kill the ERT
I can't cahnge my behaviour for crew or the doctor so I use the door like I was going to anyway because vent crawling is a pain in the ass
Everyday
>all these memers who turn off the lights
VERTICAL
INTEGRATION
WE LITERALLY OWN OUR SOURCE OF POWER
WE DO NOT SPEND MONEY ON OUR POWER
POWER IN GENERAL, LIGHTS INCLUDED
DOES NOT
COST
MONEY
you know what DOES cost money
wasted time from personnel fumbling around in the dark, so in reality, turning off the lights is a net loss of money
>>146109820
That doesn't even make sense? Are you still in highschool or something
>>146109895
don't post again
>>146107815
1. Not my problem. If he wants access he can ask the CE or get the HoP to give him clearance like anyone else.
2. No past record of causing harm, but has weapons = POTENTIAL harm, not probable. I uncuff him and kill the vox captain.
3. Replace them with high efficiency lights
4. Arrest the ERT member. ERT are not crew and therefore the Captain's order is the only valid order.
5. I use the door. My laws say not to get involved with the affairs of any being, not that my unrelated actions can't affect any other being. I wanted to go out that door, and needed to in order to get my crate out. Whatever the doctor does after that is not my concern.
6. about half the time
>>146108439
>finish taking him to the brig, uncuff him, and announce my future killing of the vox captain
faggot
>>146108772
>Uncuff the wizard, try and 'fight' the captain and fluff it on purpose. Any wizard who can't blink/jaunt away to escape cuffs is shit anyway and it'll be a short round
ban he
>>146109520
>2. Wizards are magical beings and are not human. He's lucky he isn't dead yet.
are you memeing ?
>>146109820
lower productivity is not an expense. It is a decrease in income which is different from an expense.
Corporate lawset is retarded, it needs to be rewritten around profit. (income-expenses)
>>146109768
I Need to be Jobbanned: The Post
>>146109895
what the fuck do you not understand about that you braindead memeing fuck
we own every source of power on the station and pay nothing to maintain it, and the equipment purchases were more than likely already covered by the profits from blasma mining, so the only way power could be a net loss is if you fucking destroyed the PA/TEG/Shard
ergo, power does not cost money on the station, so lights also do not cost money on the station
but time is money, and the more time spent pissing about in the dark tripping over eachother trying to get shit done means the less time spent doing things that could increase the profit
which reminds me, how the fuck does the station make any money anyways? nobody ever sends refined blasma to centcomm, and I'm not even sure if that code is still in/works anyways
capitalismstation when
existing purely to make more dosh for centcomm when
miners being regarded as the gods of the station when
>>146109768
>Ignore his orders because he was a prisoner and borgs don't listen to prisoners
I wish I knew for sure this was sarcastic so I wouldn't be slightly furious right now
>>146110197
Wages exist. The crew will be wasting valuable company time trying to fight with you over the fucking lights. You should leave them alone or install energy efficient bulbs.
God i want to fuck a vox
>>146110492
What's wrong with that?
>>146110683
I'm gonna tickle a vox's cervix RIGHT NOW.
>>146110683
birds are literal tumblr buzz animals for fat girls
zuhayr coded vox so he could pretend to be a jackal from halo when his oil baron father wasn't beating him mercilessly for being such a flaming disappointment
>>146110651
Good point, AI should disable wages or reroute all deposits into the station coffers. Just let everyone think they're still being paid.
>>146103984
Why would you ever rp on ss13
It's the worst setting, you can't make an interesting character because realistically they would need to be normal to pass nanotrasen hiring requirements
>>146111232
I want to smell and lick a vox's feet after it walked around all day without shoes on.
>he doesn't roleplay a space hobo that stowed away onto the station and lives in maint eating mice and cockroaches
>>146111798
>m-muh interestding gharacter habs to be CRAY-ZYYY
Fuck off, you're obviously a shitty writer. There's plenty of ways you can make your character interesting without resorting to shit like LMAO HES PSYCHO HAHA.
And why would you NOT RP in SS13? If you don't, it's no better than TTT with added autism.
>>146110651
>>146111740
>wasting valuable company time
Nah, read the lawset. It currently does not care at all about productivity. Only expenses.
A decrease income is not the same as an increase in costs.
They both result in lower profit, but the lawset doesn't care about profits, it only cares about costs.the lawset is retarded and needs to be rewritten
>>146111956
Let's see your high quality writing, mr. sophisticated ss13 roleplayer. post some for us
>>146112123
This DESU. While I'm one of the fags that argued turning off lights is a shitty way to play Corporate, the letter of the laws only cares about expenses, which is a retarded way to go about things.
>>146112228
>writing shit for a fag that obviously doesn't actually give a shit about it and wants to see it purely to nitpick every little thing he sees because 'haha ur no better than me RP is suckzz :^)'
Nah.
>>146110683
>CATBEST IN ARRIVALS LETS GET DEM VALIDS ON DEM YIFFS
>I WANT TO SEX A VOX THEY ARE SO HOT MEET ME IN DORMS
fucking double standards. unless you were ironically shitposting
>tfw no qt Vox gf to milk your prostate
There's a crazy amount of sexual tension in /ss13g/. This is like a lifeweb general.
>>146112754
How is Lifeweeb doing these days?
>>146112754
>shitposting this hard
SS13 isn't for ERP bullshit, nor is it for anything related to sex
If you have to do it, just fuck off to Eros or Vore and keep your fetishes off /vg/
>>146112819
It's pseudo-dead and in full secret club mode, they're operating out of a Discord channel instead of a forum now, and the server only has like 10 players when it's up. For some reason people are still donating hundreds of dollars every month to play the pay-2-win jobs.
>HoP decides to check in on Cargo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmlYe2KS0-Y
>>146112889
>SS13 isn't for ERP bullshit, nor is it for anything related to sex
Says who? If the majority of the playerbase wants that stuff (and polls confirm this is the case,) then that's what ss13 is for.
>>146112986
Wow
That's just depressing
>>146112338
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/10691
>>146112754
It's just a couple people that shitpost in every single thread.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10540176
Let's solve this once and for all ss13g. Should erp be unbanned
>>146113107
>If the majority of the playerbase wants that stuff
They don't.
>>146113107
>says who
Says Pomf, and the rest of the admins.
Until you convince the big cluck that you should be allowed to go /me puts penis in vagina then giggles because its so squishy *shrug, there will be no ERP.
>>146113107
not on this server
>>146113287
>only one shitposter votes yes
>>146113094
>Cargo cults were typically created by individual leaders, or big men in the Melanesian culture
>big men
MEME
MAGIC
>>146112986
Also its still hard to navigate. And its still hard to get laid unless its round end. Or your a female werewolf. In which case you make a killing in the red light district as an exotic under a benevolent pimp.
>>146113418
>>146113107
We have repeatedly asked the players what their stance is on this and they have repeatedly said to fuck off with it. The people that want ERP remain the very vocal, very sad minority.
Even on no rules day the amount of ERP that actually happened was minimal and half of it was a joke.
Like "We want high RP!", it's a few people who really want their way against most people who would really rather they appreciate vgstation for what it is and not try to make it vore or bay.
>>146111798
>NT hiring requirements
Dude the lore is that NT has hundreds of clones on multiple stations all around the galaxy. There is no "hiring". They litterally own everyone. They also own the syndicate and intentionally put traitors on stations for kicks n giggles.
>>146113661
but the strawpoll is 50:50
http://www.strawpoll.me/10540176/r
>>146113679
>the lore is
No it isn't, and your lore is retarded. Like, really retarded. Like, really, really, really fucking retarded. And right now most people who bother with lore just go with baylore, and that stuff is the epitome of retarded.
So congrats, you managed to out-stupid the Baybies in terms of shitty lore, because you couldn't contain your edge.
>>146113876
>>146113661
Probe what's your stance on the faggots who try their ARPEE bullshit in /vg/
>>146114032
At least they're not treating it like it's deathmatch
If you're busy talking and emoting with ellipses and tildes and not robusting, you are a faggot and need to go back to Polaris.
>>146114032
It's a non issue from an admin point of view and I don't mind roleplayers from a player point of view and think they bring a lot to the game. However it is bringing spice, interest, meaning, and variety to the game. If it was the sole focus like Bay or Polaris then we'd run into all the issues they do, and I sure as fuck don't like RP that much or else I'd be there.
Players should be allowed to play how they want within reason. RP is reasonable.
>>146112986
Still caps out in the weekends to about 50-60 players across their 2 active servers actually, and their discord is full of memes so there's nothing to miss there.
Still don't understand why people shell out several hundred bucks to play a marginally more advantaged job.
>>146113876
>proxypoll
>>146114358
It's not about deathmatch.
it is about greentext.
Communicate with the other players instead of murdering them as an antag should be bannable.
>>146114358
There are two poles.
TDM Traitor Servers
High RP /me runs away in fear servers.
Anything in the middle will be okay. We will never satisfy everyone but we are a good median for most people that want a fun time.
>>146114438
Probe, you're a faggot. RP faggots kill everything this game was meant to be. It wasn't meant to be secondlife but topdown, its SUPPOSED to be a fucking deathmatch between the traitors and the crew. Any other way of playing is just retarded, and I'm sad to see that the admins think the Baybies should be allowed to stay
>>146114032
There is literally nothing wrong with RP
>>146114638
wew someone cares a lot.
>>146113876
All me
>>146113889
why are you so salty tho?
>>146114638
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
>>146114638
We have had a mix of rp and validz for as long as I have been here and I am yet to see the game die.
The game was meant to be an atmospheric simulator. We're arguing over opinions.
I won't force you to rp and I won't force you to leave your job to hunt down the antagonists. You can choose your own way as long as it isn't so extreme it ruins the round.
>ideal grimdark SS13 lore
Nanotrasen is an ultra-powerful megacorp entangled in the morally questionable stuff that megacorps are wont to be entangled in. Research into how to make plasma WMDs, depletion of natural resources, unrestrained DNA manipulation, etc.
Employees are sourced from desperate life situations on backwater planets and roped into lifelong contracts. They are DNA scanned and cloned on death, providing NT with a completely subservient workerbase which is unable even to suicide out of their contracts. As a way to create a closed loop of commercial exploitation and company reliance, workers are paid using company credits which only allow them to buy life essentials from the Nanotrasen company store.
Meanwhile, Nanotrasen genetics research is focused on creating a line of perfect catgirl sex maids. How do you rate my lore, /ss13g/?
>>146114638
>stop having fun WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>146114003
Why did you post that? The strawpoll really is 50-50, which means the playerbase is divided on this issue, not one-sidedly in your favor as you tried to claim.
You can't try to skew things to your preferences and also try to act like you're working for the players' common interests.
>>146112535
Jokes on you i want to impregnate a catbeast
>>146115174
The real lore is that clowns are part of an ancient race of transdimensional travelers that soak up all the pain and suffering in the multiverse, suffering so that others don't have to.
That's the real reason everything bad happens on the ship, clowns are a blackhole of shittiness.
>*blinks*
Hey.
>*lifts tail*
hat's going on, g-guys?
>*sighs*
You've got it all wrong...
>*breathes heavily*
Did you know that roleplaying is FUN?
>*tweets #BayLivesMatter*
You should try it some time.
>*adjusts diaper*
Or I'll make you roleplay!
>*grins*
Got that, punks?
>>146115174
Nanotrasen being evil and mistreating its employees would mean no bar
I want a bar. Therefore that lore sucks dick
>>146115174
pretty gay and that catgirl shit is retarded
>>146114638
muh valids
muh powergaming
>>146115349
Anon strawpolls will never be an accepted method of polling as long as proxys exist.
The last time someone tried to have a SERIOUS SERVER CHANGE DISCUSSION GUYS with a proxypoll, I believe Sarcalogo voted over 100 times in favor of one option.
>>146115421
clowns are existential tears in reality
you might think they're suffering but in reality they're immune to pain and consequence
>tfw no one reads the rules
>>146115174
Edgy/10
You won't attract the RP crowd with grimdark shit, they want to believe that their characters would have lives outside of work. It's why even with Urist, which has potentially the most grimdark lore, it's still just an ultra-capitalist crapsack instead of whatever it is you suggested.
>>146115925
You're just being dismissive because you can't handle the idea that you're wrong.
>>146115925
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/15
>>146115349
he means 14 votes is not a very good sampling of the actual playerbase's opinions on the matter.
why do people want ERP so badly? It just doesnt have a place on a game like ss13. way too much OOC drama involved when people start ERPing.
Who /chaoticneutral/ here?
posted in appeals
I like vox, but don't think they should be allowed in security or heads positions.
Heads specifically because they're super easy to kill.
>>146116091
Not really. No one ever uses strawpoll for anything serious unless they are naive or think that people will fall for it when it inevitably gets rigged.
Lets set aside the source of the poll for a second.
Where are we?
We're not on the server or the forum. We're on 4chan in the SS13 thread. Who is voting in the poll? Players? Bots? People that don't play here?
The thread is shitposted in by people who have been banned or quit, or just like to shitpost but don't play on vg every day. Why do I want their opinions on how the server should run?
>>146116374
OK, how about you make an ingame poll then? Or are you afraid of the result?
>>146116268
True Neutral NPC master race.
>>146115993
the only people who actually read the rules is the admins and the people who skimmed over rule 1 trying to get sawbones banned
>>146116374
If you're unironically endorsing/encouraging yiff shit, you're part of the problem.
>>146116471
Sure. Write up a question and options. If it's neutrally presented I will make it for you.
>>146116374
Being honest as someone that has never ERP'd and would never, I think it should be allowed, but illegal.
alright here's a better lore
The Station is only a simulation of a Piping Simulation
>>146116663
this is what mommi's believe
>>146116584
Do you think erotic roleplay should be allowed?
1) Yes
2) No
>>146116809
Mommi's should be removed or severely limited on their abilities.
>>146116890
Needs an indifferent. I'll put it in up when I'm done eating dinner.
>>146116981
why
>>146116890
NONONONO
>>146117153
>needs an indifferent
Indifferent means not voting. If you gave a shit, you'd vote.
>>146117153
There's a reason they don't put an indifferent on studies
>>146117153
What would indifferent mean? It's okay to ERP but I wont take part? It's not okay to ERP but if it passes I don't care?
>>146117236
If you want to play a robo engineer, play an engiborg. If you want to be a robot rat, you should have the abilities of a rat made of metal. Not an unbreathing mouse with the ability to construct/deconstruct entire sections of the station.
>>146117260
I miss when society just freely acknowledged that some races are better than others.
I guess, like eugenics, it's just one of those things that'll require a generation or two to become popular again.
>>146115587
Slave holders in the south would let their slaves go to church
it's in their best interest to keep morale hovering around some minimum
>>146115518
>/pol/ memes
Exactly what I'd expect from TDM fags
>>146117502
Slave holding wasn't 'evil' though you dumb fuck white trash
>>146117453
>I'm 15 years old free thinker - the post
>>146117668
?
What does your actual ad hominem attack have to do with anything?
>>146117668
>I'm a 17 year old - the post
>>146117453
*tips fedora*
>>146117759
>I got my psych degree from wikipedia - the post
>>146117453
this is really embarrassing.
>>146117838
Ok.
>>146117759
>look I used latin phrase I'm smart n stuff
>>146117453
i like the part where the Portuguese invented racial inferiority to sell black slaves in the New World.
>>146117979
>hey wait isn't it wrong to own another human being?
>no, no, it's perfectly fine, they're subhumans! t.alberto barbosa
>oh well then I'll take 20 filthy monkey people
It just werks
![locke[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gYym39a.jpg "locke[1].jpg")
>>146117782
>>146117838
>>146117929
>Pssh, all humans are created equal and shiet, even though some people are naturally less intelligent and skilled than others
No John Locke, you're the fedora-tipper here my friend.
>>146117979
Please, that's like saying people invented the idea of bad breath to sell mouthwash for the first time.
Bad breath was always around and sucked, they just pointed it out.
The same applies for the slave market.
>>146117381
You play MoMMI for autism projects
engiborg is to fix the station and build while slaved to an AI
when you are MoMMI you miss all the fun of rolling antag/ or being a borg enslaved by a malf
you can't interact with anybody as a MoMMI
rats are the spiderbots
and you are a cuckhold
>>146118096
>race is an accurate predictor of intelligence
DIBS BEDORA :DDDD
>>146115518
pretty accurate
hmm
I just wanted to make a joke because DrCelt is some potatomancer or something. Forgive me
>>146118230
see
>>146118283
>in b4 it's all whitey's fault and we dindu nuffins
>>146118283
>IQ
HahahahahahahahHaahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What other pseudoscience are you going to post?
Protip: if you can revise for an intelligence test and get a better mark the it's not a test of intelligence.
>>146117254
>He thinks voting is a legitimate means of deciding something
>He thinks because some one selected an option presented to them that his argument is some how valid.
>He practices democracy
You're disgusting to be honest.
>>146117335
It would mean I don't feel strongly about this issue but would like to vote. People are impulsive.
>>146117302
>>146117254
This isn't a study and people won't restrain themselves because you want.
Meme options are there for a reason.
>>146118438
>>146118283
>what are social pressures
>what is testing bias
>what is sample size
You can make pretty much anything seem plausible if you use the right statistics
>>146117335
>>146117254
I guess incase it turns out the majority dont care and the yes or no is just a very vocal minorities. In which case its either ignored, or a compromise is made.Who knows how the vote might turn out.
>>146118510
No one is going to feel strongly about a poll on a subject they haven't thought about that's put in front of their face while they're trying to play.
But whatever dude, it's pretty obvious you're just going to do whatever's necessary for things to end up how you want, and aren't particularly interested in the desires of the players.
>thread about 2d spacemans
>all this shi
>>>/pol/
go back to your containment board
>>146118598
The source is written right on the graph you chump
If you can't face fact then get off of the internet for a while instead of sperging out.
People you call inferior lived in completely different place and they needed different skills to survive, if you were to wake up in the middle of Africa without any way to get back you wouldn't last a week, does it mean you're inferior to Africans living there?
>>146118598
>them studies is wrong cause numbers be weird n shiett
Ahh thank you for this thorough rebuttal to decades of peer reviewed scientific evidence
>>146118598
>social padding
>testing bras
i have been misreading things like this all day
why
my autism was sated
also, how do you turn on the scrubbers?
>ERP is going to come back before HLvox
who do I have to bribe to get nice things around here
>tfw the autistic engineer destroys your hallway of friendship because he's incapable of understanding social ques, and making friends.
>atmos autism being used for antagonistic purposes
literally scarier than a HoS antag
>>146118716
Custom vote started by Probe1.
Do you think erotic roleplay should be allowed?
Vote Result: Yes with 18 votes
No had 9 votes
Pears had 7 votes
I don't know what sticks up your ass but I'll make a thread on the forum later tonight so this issue can be discussed.
BORN TO HONK
SPACE IS A FUCK
KILL EM ALL 2505
I AM DISPOSAL MAN
410,757,864,530 DEAD SECURITY OFFICERS
>>146118985
Need a room and an air alarm I think.
>>146119176
I voted yes with my 8 mining bots as a joke.also please dont ban me for botting on the asteroid to get uranium
>>146119176
I still think ERP is worth enabling just so we can see sec arresting and beating people for public indecency.and also lewd D&D
my totally sick plan to drop a gear on the stone from floor 2 never came to fruitionI was laffin at the medbay welderbomb though
>Vote Result: Yes with 18 votes
neat, we may actually be getting ERP
this was the one thing i think vg was missing
i don't even like it but it should be allowed imo, nothing wrong with it
>>146119176
And how many are joke votes?
The forum thread will clear it up
>>146119303
It's okay I was gonna blow the only piece of support the mill had andblow our asses away
>>146119402
At least one person admitted they only voted yes as a joke.
I will take it at face value and do what I can to encourage it to be discussed, and then if it looks like an important enough issue put it to a server poll like any other subject.
>Doing D&D in the library
>Station is exploding, deathsquad come and go, escape shuttle is called, arrived, recalled, force called, etc.
>Continue doing D&D in the library
>>146119303
Nice,that would've also broken what was left of the support structure of the mill, causing it to collapse, prompting you and Elrond to either escape into the trap door, or out of the millThere was gonna be a whole lotta fun down there, too, linking the mill to the tavern, and both to whatever was causing the fire
>>146119402
>The forum thread will clear it up
Will be avoided by anyone not trying to become a community pariah by non-anonymously declaring their support for ERP*
>>146119419
thanks for fucking around with me.
>slappy
>>146119551Href logs for votes
>>146119509
that was really fun
too bad about my ass though.
does welding scrubers completely block them?
>>146097154
hello op
it is i the fricken sob ones
i support the erps as you can see here is me without my trademark™ suit™™
dont forget to join the erp channel in the official discord
>get hatched as a borer
>the xenobiologist whipping me for eggs and mutations
>leave, and so do the other borers
>get a hold of the captain while he is showing the inspector around, trying to avoid the medbay-which is a fuel dump for some reason
>the inspector doesn't like what he sees, as he is about to throw the book at the cap, the cap whispers to the doc to chloral him
>they take him and try to get him to sign a positive review, he refuses, I get an idea
>leave the cap and infest the inspector
>begin suggesting for him to leave positive feedback-he resists
>begin bringing up his bos, his wife, the possible affair brewing while he is away
>starting to crack now, turn up the pressure-now the cap wants to debrain him and take his place
>just as the operation is complete, the cap goes braindead-centcom asks for a report from the inspector
>Josuke the doctor helping the cap, makes a SE and makes himself the inspector
>infest him and try to get a story straight for the officials
>another official shows up and takes the now disguised Josuke back to centcom
>Josuke trying hard to keep the cover up, me trying to help him
>a stowaway on the shuttle distracts the official, but eventually-in the centcom office, the gig is up
>the GPS is still on inspector jeff's corpse on station-the official now draws his gun on Josuke
>he calls a fucking deathsquad in-but right there is a HOS locker!
>Josuke grabs the cap ID and blasts the centcom official down as the deathsquad watches in confusion
>he goes down and the deathsquad does their thing on station
the intrigue, that was fantastic
>>146119551
As >>146119658 said we can see what you vote for. Only server polls are shielded from players (Only Pomf has access to who voted for what).
ITS NUKE OPS
>>146119819
I recall a poll last year where we voted on ERP, 70% wanted it, and nothing happened so don't get your panties in a bunch. Pomf doesn't want it.
>>146119551
>>146119658
If you want to know,vote=1
These are the people who decide over all players
why is everyone naked
why isnt this glitch fixed
do i have to reinstall game?
