hey guys it's me tictac472 comin at you live with a new thread!! happy memeing!!!
reminder to support our boi in the big mario all stars race
why did you make this thread? just let it stay dead
why are these threads getting deleted so fast? I was going to have constructive speedrunning discussion tonight after the NBA finals.
stop making new thread its fucking over let it go you pathetic gossiping fags
>>146030543
shut the fuck up you shill. how much did mike uyama pay you to force this speedrunning is dead, srg is dead meme?
>>146030623
this has nothing to do with speedrunning you pathetic goblin
>>146030543
do you hate their kind? the ones that take over your home nation???????????????? you know........... on the downlow............ the DARK SKINS?? low key low key..... don't tell DAD
>>146030543
stop replying m8
its all you can do
>>146030623
>implying you would have to pay anyone to tell the truth about srg being terrible and deserving to die
you helped bring this on with your e celeb/tranny worship gossip shit, stop looking for some scapegoat
>670 posts early
elin
simplee elin
let this shit die
Stop making these threads... It's over, the doggy is dead and buried
>>146030664
>speedrunning threads get deleted over and over
>nothing to do with speedrunning
it has everything to do with speedrunning. there are actual people that don't post anymore because of this meme of speedrunning is dying. guess what? it's not. there are more marathons than ever before, more people getting PBs, more people having fun.
just because your fucking idol cosmo decided to pretend he is a chick doesn't mean speedrunning is dead for everyone. god damn you people are fucking retarded.
>>146030903
fuck off you uyama drone.
reminder people want this thread to die because they are addicted to it but want to leave
>>146030327
>>146031047
>deleted
They're just getting pushed off page 10 you stupid newfag.
>>146030770
haha who the h*ck is making these threads
>>146031047
shut the fuck up. /srg/ is not representative of speedrunning in any shape or form. this place is dead because it's been overrun by gossip loving drama whores for years now
the fact that you defend this says everything anyone needs to know about what kind of shitter you are and that you are more than likely part of the problem that killed this shithole to begin with
literally who is tictac472
how many hours are required to get decent movement in sm64
>>146031529
probably around 50-75 for basic movement. the harder stuff takes double that.
>>146031154
nah ive seen this thread fall off of page 10 before and it didnt happen even close to that quickly
speedrunning is being persecuted by glenn....
>>146031806
for a god gamer like pie its a bit shorter
>>146031529
>random, forced question to pretend there is any speedrun discussion
Just fuck off, no one here ever talks about speedrunning. It's full of gossipping stream monster who ruined what this place used to be and now no one wants to be a part of it. It's so dead it keeps getting pushed off of page 10. It's time to let go
tfw srg died before chibi
>>146031917
fuck off uyama drone.
>>146032197
No, this place isn't connected to speedrunning. Stop crying because your local tranny discussion thread is going under. Go outside or play something, fuck
>>146031917
>>146032596
>>146031916
what is it with pie and srg?
>>146032596
what game do you run?
>>146031917
when exactly was this place flourishing with speedrun discussion? the first month or two?
>>146032641
exactly the type of pathetic, obsessed gossiping loser who wants to keep this embarrassment going
>>146032807
*bird laughs*
serg muere esta noche
August 1, 2016 was going to be the day speedrunning was saved, but I don't think speedrunning will make it to August 1, 2016. will sgdq put the final nail in the coffin?
FACT: Discord killed speedrunning.
>>146034403
based discord
>srg is just gossiping shit! speedrunning is dead!
-stream monster who never actually ran anything
>multiple threads bumped off page 10 within a week
>mfw watching /srg/ die a slow, agonizing death
the clock is ticking, bitches.
>>146031916
pie is illiterate
>>146032735
Answer The Question Serg
youre general has always been a meme
are any of the metal gear solid games good to speedrun?
>>146035861
The VR missions in 1 and 2 are decent, the rest is shit.
>>146035861
Metal Gear Rising
>>146036517
do people only do ILs in the VR missions? what about the VR mission standalone game?
>tfw I am the LeGod James of speedrunning
>>146030810
i love you simplee elin
>>146040034
pie?
>>146040129
thanks for the late response!
I am excited to see Caveman run a literal hentai game
>>146031916
not if you have The Stigma
>>146040246
thanks for the late response!
don't die doggy ;_;
>page 10
*thinks of speedtopic*
uh can someone recommend me a speedgame for beginners?
>>146042538
sm64
>>146042538
what kinda fast u want senpai
>>146042538
Ocarina of Time
Our boi Pie going IN
>>146040240
What game?
>>146034403
>discord "runners"
circlejerking and putting up no times
>non-discord runners
always trying to improve their time and find new tricks
>>146043564
mid evil
>>146044067
thanks for the late response!
not bad
>>146046261
fag
>>146044067
>being this butthurt you aren't invited
lol
>>146042834
just fuck my shit up
>>146046294
maybe half-life then
>>146046261
What game?
>>146046652
looks like rokko chan
>>146046652
hotline
witwix is live, lads.
>>146046973
i'd speedrun rokko chan if you get me
>>146049486
no you wouldn't
what are some good co-op games to run?
>>146050379
Woodle Tree Adventures
>>146050379
Battletoads and Double Dragons
>>146050379
yoshi's woolly world
goof troop
>>146049567
youdaman taylor
>>146050379
Quake
>>146050379
NBA Jam seems like a good one.
MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY
I AM ALL OVER THE PLACE RIGHT NOW
Caleb is about to BLOW
>>146052182
Its like no one taught him how to be a man
Hey guys, lets talk about the MHC
>>146052697
what the fuck is up with the clapping shit he does
What the hell, DSS hasnt streamed at all lately. Dude stream, hurry up
>>146052385
His shilling of Mighty No. 9 is fucking disgusting.
>>146052385
This stream is literally reinforcing my belief that speedrunners are trash at videogames.
>Caleb whining that the boss weaknesses aren't powerful enough
>Literally can't figure out how to get through obvious platforming areas
>Literally can't figure out how to beat this boss, when it's clear as fucking day the area is designed for you to fucking reflect your shots
Mighty No.9 llooks fucking terrible, but Caleb is trash at any game he doesn't memorize.
tfw you're not a foreigner so you can't get a run in a gdq and have a fundraising marathon then drop out of the event "because you cant get a passport in time"
have you heard of karl marx? he had some pretty interesting ideas!
>>146055836
fuck off, you are the reason this thread is so shit
why is puncayshun such a money gurbbing jew
>>146052754
they haven't been streaming whats there to talk about?
>>146056037
at least our boi sig is still pure
>>146055578
mighty no 9 looks like it can be a good speed game. its definitely not game of the year but it does look fun for a while. if i didn't know it's history i would guess the game was made by some indie dev with money from his own pocket, not $4m+ from fan boys.
>>146056398
Based
Does puncayshun seriously have two sellout counters on his stream? Also did anyone find out if he is actually still a virgin? I don't think he is, but I'm curious
>>146056565
sorry, but no, I asked repeatedly in his chat, but he simply ignores me, although I'm pretty sure he saw the question
who's going to speedrun mighty no. 9 at esa?
>>146055578
It's not all speedrunners, just the grind monkeys.
>>146049567
where's caitelady?
>>146050379
sonic 3 and knuckles
>>146050379
Timesplitters 2 and FP
how much did caleb get paid to shill MM9 lmao
>>146060868
It doesn't matter, because you are still capable of making your own decisions after watching gameplay. I hope lmao
>>146056070
Bertins ugly fuckin face maybe
srg should be an autosage at this point
Hundo
TMR streams!
Confirmed list of people who ctrl+f their names on /srg/:
witwix
crystalbeauty
jackafur
hexade
missy
glenn
almolicious
yashi
stivitybobo
iateyourpie
beneziaa
carcinogen
naegleria
adam_ak
goronguy
dancingscarecrowrachell47
andy
minion
hippie
cyghfer
dugongue
wallyaldo
cyberdemon531
seckswrecks
bertin
puncayshun
blubbler
meows
nosraef
grav
cosmo
cfb
>>146067109
Take me off the list. I don't ctrl+f my name. I just read every post so I can't help but notice when I'm mentioned.
>>146067109
>tfw didnt make the list
>>146031529
I've been running for a month or so and it's still bad over all but getting better.
>>146068709
thanks for the late response!
Does anyone want to do 16 star races with me? I've never done races.
I'm the Lebron James of speedrunning
>>146067307
who are you
>>146069885(You)
Why do people pretend to care about the post-NES Megaman games? You can tell just by looking at them that they're designed for babies, and speedrunning doesn't change that.
>>146067109
add me to the list
woke up just in time for sunshine
what a good day
>>146075475
>even the thanks for the late response guy isn't reading the thread anymore
>>146075954
his name is headcrab
>>146074306
The further through the classic series you go, the least optimized they become.
>>146049567
Is it bad if I only three of these kids?
>>146078201
*ever seen
will there be a big Mighty No. 9 Launch race on SRL? or did SRL give up on doing anything fun anymore like seasons?
>>146079363
>Mighty No. 9
>fun
That's not how it works.
>>146082282
come on anime, it can't taste THAT good
>>146079363
i did wonder about that. i thought srl was going to relaunch seasons when they booted cosmo out. whatever happened to seasons?
>>146079363
reminder that squid backed mighty no 9
LMFAO
stop bullying narcissa guys
ESA when?
fucking spikevegeta is anti-comfying my 602 experience, why is this stupid fucker still talking
ESA is saving speedrunning. Now there will be 2 ESA events a year. They are finally stepping up to rival the corrupt GDQs.
viva la revolucion!
>>146084863
>spikevegeta anticomfying
>yet you're watching pie
>sm64+sms stars
pathetic, but ok
>galaxy 1+2 stars
lmfao
>>146062142
whats up with bertin and that shrine maiden?
pie looks like hell
who thought streaming for over 16 hours in a row was a good idea? get a real job faggot
Do you think pie would vote for trump or hilary?
>>146083964
so did loads of other people im sure
>>146086514
he would meme and wear a MAGA hat then vote for hilary
has poodleskirt even streamed since being unbanned
>>146086514
trump all the way
>>146088781
no but he's made some tweets
https://twitter.com/PoodleSkirt2/
What did she mean by this?
>>146089778
C U T E ~ !
>>146045119
this guy is as insufferable as big jon
stream big
just let it die already
Are there any subs worse than witwix subs?
>>146094735
piSub
>>146094804
not even close baby
>>146094735
no, just like no streamer is worse than witwix
>>146095237
Agreed. He'll stalk this page and cry about it too because he thinks /srg/ affects his sub count.
>get home after a long hard day at the quesadilla factory
>slayer isn't live
what the H*CK
>>146097136
dude............you havent heard the news............ slayers not with us anymore.....................................
tfw want to stream but internet is being epic
>>146099427
streaming is gay anyway
>>146097136
who cares duke is streaming
>>146101562
>hc in chat
remove
>>146058503
Hey now, Caleb's no grind monkey
he's a grind gorilla
>>146102193
thanks for the late response!
>>146091052
So who's winning?
>>146105191
take a guess
>>146105335
Pie
>>146105401
solid guess, but he's like a game behind
>>146101562
What is Duke speedrunning these days?
>>146106216
fallout new vegas
he's going for slayers record
remove the crab
>>146106601
>slayers record
yea that 15 minutes behind the world record, record lmfao
>>146107714
he just needs to speed up the walking again
>>146069517
for da land
>western record
>meows finally streaming speedruns at a decent time of day again
What a swell guy.
yo here comes a fast watermelon ~~~.-'' ______ ''-.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~/.-=""=====""=-.\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |-===wwwwww===-|~~~~~~~~~~~~ \'-=,,_________,,=-'/~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~'-..__--_-_--__..-'~~~~~~~~~~~~
MN9 looks like shitty indie hipster garbage.
>4 MILLION DOLLARS
lmao
>>146110449
>tfw gonna wake up hella early and get a new temp wer tomorrow
caleb sucks at this game lmao
>>146112127
and he's not even getting 1k viewers while being the sole streamer of it pre-release
tfw headcrab didn't kill himself after mexico lost 7-0
>>146112668
probably because its really not much of an interesting game on top of him not knowing what to do for like 45 minutes at a time
i think it will be a pretty cool speedgame though
man, how does pie have 1300 viewers watch him be garbage at sms?
make america great again
pie isn't funny and people who find him funny are the lowest tier of human
>>146115104
it's funny seeing a grown man living in his mom's basement stream 24 hours straight as a job
too bad ESA isn't ran by americans. if ESA was an american organization they would have been as big as GDQs now. ESA is really pushing the envelope now as to how innovative speedrun marathons are organised and ran. Everything they are doing is far superior than GDQs except donation and viewer totals, which unfortunately is the only two actual metrics measured for success when it comes to live marathons now days.
Can't wait to see what's next from ESA!
## IMPORTANT SPEED ANNOUNCEMENT ##
Ennopp on WORLD RECORD pace right now!
>>146115606
not at all
>>146115104
based jealousbro
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ IMPORTANT SPEEDNEWS /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
i'm watching duke rn
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>>146114437
MAKE
>>146116971
SPEEDRUNNING
>>146117021
FAST
>>146116971
AGAIN
Winter ESA HYPE!!!
>>146116971
AMERICA
GREAT
STRAIGHT
BERATE
Just a friendly reminder that our boi chibi is live and streaming on twitch right now. Tune in and show him our support
VOTE LEAVE
>>146120836
who is our
>>146121225
the trannies and other degenerates of srg
Is Pie really that far behind or did they not go in the same order for the games?
>>146122441
spike ran sm64 and galaxy 1 and practiced more than pie
>>146122441
Pie is retarded. That is the answer to any question regarding him.
>>146122441
it's pie, do you even have to ask
--------Important speedpoll--------
https://www.strawpoll.me/10540990
--------Important speedpoll--------
post kungfufruitcup
>>146124305
Please don't. I don't think I can speedrun right now...
Puncayshun status: cukd
https://twitter.com/cincynancy/status/744860085105606657/photo/1
>>146126421
>I love you
What did he mean by this?What did she mean by this?
>>146126580
tfw didn't make the list
>>146126567
Shut up Tony, we all know you infiltrated this place as a reddit spy and your plan all along was to kill this place.
>>146126580
narcissawright +10
>>146126580
Cosmo +10
>>146126580
NKR +10
Cosmo +10
Slayerofbabies -10
Skeletonbill -10
Narcissawright - 10
Soe is qt as fuck desu
>>146126580
seckswrecks -1
shadowjacky +2
Shrimp -2
slayerofbabies +5
>>146127190
sorry, you only have 10 points, not 50
Who are these weird stream monsters who don't run anything but seem to be 'in' with actual runners
>>146127243
post more soe pics bene
*makes 5 posts*
>>146126580
>>146126880
>>146127180
>>146127190
>>146127243
>>146127343
>>146127374
>>146127431
I think I preferred it when we were dying.
>>146126580
yashi +10
>>146127609
who is we?
>>146126567
>Tony "The Reddit Gold" Ogbot bitches about a thread on a taiwanese animations board
>>146040240
Rapelay
Who do you guys think is the ugliest speedrunner?
The first one that I thought of is Puncayshun. Think anyone is uglier?
>>146126580
Radgecast +10
>>146127979
Simply is super ugly too.
>>146127979
probably me
;_;
>>146127979
this fine young gentleman
>>146029737
>>146127979
>>146128856
yooo if someone could turn on their stream rn that be real
>>146126580
coolheadcrab -1
headcrag +2
fairheadcrab -2
elementalheadcrab +5
*streams*
>>146127609
tony...
>>146127979
>>146128856
hippy is uglier than cyberdemon
>>146126580
liquidxsquid +10
*watches*
OFFICIAL SRG RANKINGS #12
http://pastebin.com/7nRUf0NU
Current Top 10
1. slayerofbabies (49)
2. eric (45)
3. graviton (36)
4. coolkid (32)
5. yashi (29)
6. ZFG (28)
7. narcismowright (25)
8. Shrimp (24)
9. You (the person reading this) (21)
10. cronikeys (20)
10. skeletonbill (20)
10. ben_cn (20)
HOW IT WORKS
Make a reply to this post and distribute 10 points to a person (on the list or not) like in this example:
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These points will be added or substracted from their current rating in the next post and the ranking will change accordingly.
>>146130410
tfw didn't make the list
>>146130410
me +10
>>146130410
seckswrecks -1
shadowjacky +2
Shrimp -2
slayerofbabies +5
>>146109283
npnp
>>146130410
mike uyama +5
slayerofbabies -5
>>146126580
>>146130410
>tfw didnt make the list
