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Old Thread >>145754947
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
http://dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
http://www.gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
http://gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
Guild Wars 2 /vg/ Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, Riathen, or Dylsu X
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, or Kealdrix
-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.
Beware, incoming cats
5 decides the fate of all Charr.
>>145931941
furry fiends
only 50 images so far so itll have to overflow on this thread
>>145931952
All femcharr are to be married off to humans, all mcharr to be discarded
>>145931952
jailed and executed.
>>145932095
Well there we have it folks
>Jugg pretending he left and that he's someone else spamming the cat images
LOL sure thing there buddy
>>145932095
This is perfect.
>>145932240
Jugg is a delusional retard, he said yesterday that "jugg has left and is married now". This kid is a huge autist and needs to be put down like a mangy dog.
>>145932240
who said i was pretending? i did a strawpoll if people wanted a season 2
>>145932095
>All femcharr are to be married off to humans
tfw no Tully bf
>>145932483
Kill yourself. You are living proof as to why NEETs never accomplish shit in life. You could have done something meaningful with your life by stopping but you actually decided to come back.
Read this for guild info:
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
>>145932483
you couldn't stay away long could you, fucking furfag. You will never amount to anything, you will always be the weird ugly kid that has thousands of charr pictures on his gross computer. Eat shit, faggot.
I want to do incest ERP where I am being molested by an older brother.
>>145932607
There's only 2 active /vg/ guilds, FUN and HOPE, stop posting this troll list.
>>145932591
i finished my job earlier and summer semester doesnt start for a couple weeks
does it matter that much to you what i do on my free time?
>>145932719
Do you want to be the little girl? Are you a girl irl?
Holy shit I feel sorry for the parents of this retarded furfaggot.
>>145932770
>>145932483
tbqh senpai that poll was up for a few hours, it wasn't a proper census in a thread as ironic as this.
I think more people are against your meme than for, as I'm sure you know what exactly you're doing by actively spamming pictures, it's even worse to try kid people tho.
Is it happening? Is the best time of the week back?
>>145933468
Get out
>>145933661
>>145933771
*busts kneecaps*
Don't post pictures of me or my wife's son's charr ever again
>>145933886
fuc
>>145933982
show me your cat and i will remove all traces of it
>HOPE coordinating cat posts in discord and blaming it on FUN
Pathetic
Nice cat posting florburz
Gkick when
>>145934632
>>145934801
>>145934334
>>145935348
>disrespecting our lord and savior like so
I need to have Rexxie's children
i miss when vuncia was still an enigma and the FUNfag obsession hadn't even begun
Lusster.....
Why do you all bother to continue existing?
>>145935864
tfw not sure if this is your femcharr or not
>>145935904
Vuncia was a mistake, and even Vae knows this.
>>145937550
Is Vae her daddy?
>>145937750
Vae and Vuncia are the same person
I'm gonna whisper lewd things to Riathen....
I want Drosera to whisper lewd things to me...
All is right with the world with caturday's return.
gkick jzaku.
>>145937829
Are you sure?
>>145938238
You can't be this new
>>145934632
I am going to dip my chicken tendie into that ketchup slut
>>145938238
Add Vuncia and Vae The Spectre to your friends list
Same account name
>>145938461
Nice try anon but you can't fool me...
The Charr cannot be trusted. They are bloodthirsty animals and will turn their shifty eyes towards our lands once the dragons are defeated.
The krytan monarchy is broken and corrupt. Only through prayer and steadfast devotion can Kryta be made great again, not to the Six who have abandoned us and to which our pleas fall on deaf ears, but to the Unseen gods who had guided Kryta along the true path for so many years.
Their return is nigh. And so I ask you, brothers and sisters, who will you turn to when the race war begins?
>>145938551
Are you friends with the rats? Because you're about as autistic as they are
>>145938534
Then add the autist to your block list instead
>>145938718
calling someone autistic on 4chan has about as much impact as saying ur stoopid XD
>>145938929
>clinging onto Guild Wars' terrible lore
>not legitimately autistic
>>145939038
>getting upset that someone enjoys something that you don't
>not legitimately autistic
lmao anon you should consider things before you post them
>>145938925
Haha no anon. You can't fool me because they aren't the same person. I'm not falling for it..
It's not fair. Why does Gae get to be two memes?
>tfw no spamming femcharr wife
I just want to whisper lewd things to boys on the internet ]=
>>145939425
Yeah, I don't even get to be 1 meme.
Why didn't he pick me?
>>145940432
Not even two memes are enough to contain the Gae
I was getting worried that I'd never see caturday again, welcome back.
>>145940590
Don't feel bad anon. He will never pick anyone
Gae is destined to be alone forever
Florburz....
I just received a list of the new NA WvW links. Anyone want to see?
>>145932770
>does it matter that much to you what i do on my free time?
i mean, obviously it matters to other people if you're posting things other people will see
are you sure you go to college lol
also answer >>145933539
you got called out fampai, its hilarious you even tried to argue it
femsura laughing at a group of femcharr workers who can barely handle with the cabling necessary for connecting two personal asura gates inside their own city and whine when crosstalk happens and throws them off into a cow's pen filled with mud pies.
femsura falls on the floor laughing when they ask for a wireless connection between the two personal gates that can easily be intercepted and hijacked inside their ooga booga iron cabbage city and be anything but secured thanks to their iron legion flea pickers who've never heard of encryption and updated passwords to their BADDRAGONYIFF ssid's
femsura calling her boss to laugh when the femcharr slaves take weeks to fix the cannons firing at the nolani ruins after replacing several cheap quartz crystal core cables in 20 minutes and fixing it right away
>>145942169
called out for what, the poll?
what difference would it have made if it was up longer, with those claims you would have said anyway that i botted it or something
>>145942196
>Femsura technician giggling away as she sorts network packets by name resolution and sees that femcharr are "working the legions" by visiting the rat porn hub
>>145942338
>hes in college and doesnt even know how to do a basic survey
discreet math and statistics have failed you, lad
http://www.strawpoll.me/10522669 nice lads
suck on that, FUN. you got nothing to say.
reminder that vae gave jugg fake sliders several times, and he actually wasted money trying to fix his squatclone lmao
>>145942625
he never gave me any sliders, even asked nicely for them lol
>waaah HOPE kicked me
posting oc in a repost thread
Blackgate & Anvil Rock
Tarnished Coast & Kaineng*
Yak's Bend & Devona's Rest
Dragonbrand & Eredon Terrace
Jade Quarry & Sanctum of Rall
Fort Aspenwood & Borlis Pass*
Maguuma & Isle of Janthir
Sea of Sorrows & Ferguson's Crossing
Stormbluff Isle & Darkhaven
Henge of Denravi & Sorrow's Furnace
Northern Shiverpeaks & Crystal Desert
Ehmry Bay & Gate of Madness
*No Change
>abloobloo arenanet made my friends stop playing
>>145942793
>even asked nicely for them lol
awww :(your equally beta friend Togo asked for them when you werent shitposting about it on the thread, dont lie
>>145943024
i mean you could go ask vuncia himself, but why would you do that right? you dont wanna be wrong
>>145943145
nice armchair psychology
i thought you were quitting gw2g? you never mentioned why you lied then, or why you're lying now.
>>145943181
last one, how'd I do?
>>145943257
changed my mind, something wrong with that?
*sniffles*
i cant believe jugg also lied about having a job like everything else in the thread
i trusted him...
>>145943429
i was a NEET yeah, 9 months ago when you took that image
>>145943504
>9 months
try yesterday, you're so full of shit, no wonder you like spamming on the thread
tfw jugg shits on people behind their back and stirs drama
hes a menace even outside the thread
lol
I'm not sure what's more pathetic. Jugg spamming the thread or a certain guild leader obsessively shitposting logs about him. Grow up.
>>145943931
Please stop shitposting.
>>145942196
>>145942431
>tfw dumb blood legion legionnaire lets you into her office to fix what she calls an extraordinary feat of espionage
>someone stole the password to her lesbian yiff yiff woof woof fuckbook account
>k
>tried to download a compressed file from shady barb barb bark bark filehosting website and got infected with a MITMA attack
>she uses some hippy cuck msura antivirus from synergetics that hasn't been updated since 1,324 AE
>her password was cummies and it doesn't work
>look at her
>she's fanning her face in shame
>have to send a ticket to yiff yiff woof woof fuckbook to restore her password after a thorough cleaning of her system
>they snagged her Bookah! work email details and she doesn't remember them
>sorry ma'am you gotta report it to the boss and fetch the info from their archives
>she yips like a bitch and tells me no
>k
>ask for her personal details like birth date, where she was born, what her sire's name was, etc
>all bait questions
>all have shit like cummies, milk bone, barb, and kittie cummie as answers
>all need to be tried over and over until Bookah! gives up and knows its her
>mfw
>Bookah! restored
>she gets her yiif yiif lesbo fuckbook account back
>have to walk back to the asura gate with ears as red as cherries
>she later shitposts on /gw2g/ about rats being useless cunts after needing her hand carried through restoring her shlick material
>>145943931
wow you show them both!
passive aggressive dumbass
