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Old Thread >>145531120
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
http://dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
http://www.gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
http://gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
Guild Wars 2 /vg/ Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, Riathen, or Dylsu X
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, or Kealdrix
-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.
>Lunch still hasn't arrived
Do people still do GvGs in WvW, or is that what Stronghold is for now?
cats
>>145755035
>you will never hang out at the bar with Vae and his musky friends
>>145755437
I want to risk cutting my hand patting a spikeyface's forehead.
>>145755454
>Vae and his musky friends
tfw no Vae talk show
>tfw Vae finally quit gw2 but still wastes his time shitposting on gw2g
>>145755706
Proof that Vae loves us all, and gives so much to this wretched community anon. Vae IS love.
>>145755706
I haven't seen Gae avatarfag for a while now but I still see him outside the bank in Barb Citadelall alone.Is he waiting for someone?
>>145755386
>Charr
>Chill fun loving dudes who keep their furfag autism power levels mostly hidden
Are you sure?
>>145755948He's waiting for someone who really understands his feels. None of us can even try to do that.
You think fucking an ele could result in your dick burning off?
You think fucking a mesmer could result in your dick shattering?
>>145756597
Desired by many but destined for eternal loneliness.
No wonder he looks so sad
>>145756597
I want to love and understand the Vae.
I'm looking for a pure femsura to make my waifu.
I wish we had new players to talk about instead of the same two-bit rat and furry show.Maybe a cute norness player or two.
>>145758782
shut up you stupid little stinky anon, you need to make a femsura and be my waifu.
now shut up and don't talk.
>>145758925
fuck you rapist anon go try and shit talk someone else you stupid shit
>>145758925
im gonna fucken tickle you cunt
im gonna fucken whisper awful jokes into your ear when you are at the trading post
im gonna fucken pour harpy pheremone on you at the fucken bank you little shit anon
fuck you
>>145758984
Would you kindly sod off for a bit, mate? You're fucking mental today.
>>145757717
>tfw you will never make him this happy
>>145759194
shut up you stupid little stinking anon
>>145759313
you better stop posting you little sad cat anon or i'm gonna spank you until you cry
>>145759194
I'm gonna fucken grab you and make you take a nap earlier than usual. I'm gonna fucken turn the kettle on but do nothing with the boiled water and I'm make you watch me do it.
>>145759194
I'm gonna make you turn your socks inside out. You stupid little annoying stinky femsura.
>>145757717
you will never understand him you stupid little fuck.
Vae is mine and mine forever. Just like all the other cute femsuras and what not. As much as Vae doesn't want to be likened to a cute rat, he's adorable like a little qtpa2t with lovely feetsies.
Now fuck off you stupid stinky lewd anon Vae ismine, fug you.
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>>145755186
im gonna fucken rape you cunts and then find that fucking faggot russian femcharr cunt and rape his little boipucci and then im coming for the fucken faggot femcharr dragon waifu cunt from euro wherever that cunt is im gonna find him and rape him and make him my bitch
When's the wedding?
>>145760159
im gonna beat you up and make you cry you stupid little stinky anon
Read this for guild info:
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
Comfyanon....Are you okay? o_o
>>145763317
come snuggles me anon
>>145763490
I am here to help.Huhuhu. Kidding here's your daily dose.
>>145755948
I saw him in the aerodome when wing 3 released. I wonder if he had a group for it.
>>145760159
It was October 14th at 8am CT
>>145763567
you're so damn cheeky lol
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>145764357
*changes ur diaper*
Who is the most autistic person on this general?
>Brown-skinned Krytans stopped the Charr
>Pasty Ascalonians got seared and cuckt
Fuck the six praise the Unseen Ones
>>145764761
Comfyanon now.
>>145765072
you're in trouble now anon
what was the reason for rexxie dropping his trip and getting a stupid name like comfyanon
We HAVE to put down Rexxie right now. His behaviour shows serious case of a late stage insanity, and he is already beyond saving.
Listen to me right now, this man is no longer human and ending his poor existence will not only alleviate a burden from us, but him as well.
>>145766541
i'm on my way to your house right now cunt and im gonna throw you outa ur bed and cuddle you on your verandah cunt
>>145766541
you stupid little 2.23mb 1920x1080 stinky femcharr we can all see ur lewd dirty pantsu u need to have a wash
>>145766541
fluffy femcharr cunny :3
>>145766541
>tfw noticed by vuncia
i am a God
>>145766541
Listen here, you're just being obscene right now. If you want cuddles you only need to ask and maybe purr a little, alright!?
>tfw vuncia loves comfyanon......
Look! I'm comfyanon too ya fucking drongo cunts. Just waiting for my cenny link payment to go thru so i can hit up woolies for some tim tams
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>>145767358
Comfy, stop...
>>145767301
>>145767358
tfw vuncia wants me for my big loads of cummies...
>>145767445
>7445 â–¶
>File: rosie is sad.jpg (11 KB, 170x131)
f-fug, rosie pls don't be sad :c
*pats*
>Tfw the only way to become a true meme is to be an annoying shitposter
Here we can see Rexxie exhibit some of many symptoms of his late stage insanity.
Not only is he desperately trying to keep his grip on this reality by making threats of molestation and harassing which he probably considers normal human interaction, but he also lost his ability to identify characters correctly, thinking that he is speaking to someone that he isn't.
We must end his struggles on the shortest possible notice.
>>145767864
>pls give me attention
anon..................... just............. have...... a bit of fun........ u nerd
oh boy, i actually thought that was vuncia ;_;
who am I talking to then?
i cant keep up with all this stuff
So which order should my thief join? And which one should my necro? I can't decide this
>>145768212
It really doesn't matter storywise.
Just do one order on the thief and another order on the necro. Then when you make another character join the third one.
It's mostly for the armor skins at like lvl 40 into the story
>>145768212
why do you care so much, it doesnt do anything besides armor choices
>>145768565
Ah okay thanks. I didn't know it has so little impact.
>>145770345
well there are little story missions that are different but even within the order questline there are a few choices you can make so when you end up having 5+ characters you can make different choices even within the same order questline.
Thief I'd go Order of Whispers, Necro maybe Priory?
Order of whispers does some infiltration and espionagy kind of stuff.
Well, that settles it. Male Norn mains are confirmed most autistic.
Thanks Rexxie, you've been invaluable for my case study.
>you will never inhale the heavenly aroma of riathen's sweaty nutsack after a long day of w3 raiding
>>145771671
Rexxies actually a cucksura main, so......
>>145772486
He's a sylvari main...
>>145772283
Rikki.......
kittdai...
>>145773029
shhhhh she's sleeping
What the fuck with the gem prices
>>145773265
I'm gonna wake her up by motorboating her tummy!
>>145772283
Hi Rikki! Let's ERP!!
>>145770757
Thanks a lot. Are armor pieces you buy from an order bound to that character? Or could I purchase some light armor with my thief from whispers and give it to my necro?
>>145774495
what do you take me for, a common floozy?
>>145774604
soulbound, purchasing it unlocks it and then you can use tranny stones for another alt
>>145774762
Well that's okay then. Thanks again m8
>>145774689
No... I just really like you....
>>145774604
the skins go to your wardrobe, the stats on the armor are ass so it's the skins that matter anyway.
>>145774689
Yes
>Tfw grew out of my ERP phase
>People still mention it
>Violent flashblacks
ERP is retarded
>>145762379
There's only 2 active /vg/ guilds, HOPE and FUN, don't re-direct anons to troll/meme guilds, this list is pretty trash.
>>145780454
>FUN
>active
You're the memer here.
I have every single image Fluusi has posted saved on my hard drive.
>>145780679
Dunno what to tell you, they still do stuff together, and are a serious guild.
>>145780862
FUN is alive, but they are the epitome of clique.
>>145781119
says who
>>145781380
An informed anon
>>145780862
Venomblades guild has more people logging in daily than FUN, FUN is lucky to push more than 15 people, on a raid day or gevent. Otherwise on weekdays and weekends, completely silent and devoid of any activity.
>>145757272
Maybe, buther dick would definitely shatter
>>145781475
what is your source of information and why do you require to remain anonymous, it does not help back your claim
>>145781616
Please, don't exaggerate lol. People are chatting in FUN during their normal hours all the time, it's EU's proper social guild regardless.
>>145781660
Why are you getting so defensive? Just admit that there is a core FUN clique that isn't really interested in finding or socializing with new members.
>>145781972
Im not saying it isnt the case, just wondering whos saying it
>>145782831
its shitposting
>>145781972
yea ill admit it you got us
>be on BG
>log in during OCX
>farm Zog/TORK for 3+ hours every night
feelsgoodman
It's not fair. Why does drosera get all the waifus?
>>145785291
Name one waifu Drosera currently has in his possession. If anything, he's the cuck.
>>145777443
It's a dangerous interaction ideally only employed as character development.
If you had 1 FREE ERP ticket, who would you ERP with and do you think they will want more? Anyone whether they still play or not.
>>145786390
calsi just to make them both cry
Things are starting to look HD
>>145787137
oops, I was so excited I forgot my picture!
>>145786390
>tfw boppsi wasted hers by asking me to link some old logs when she was drunk
>>145787515
>she
old logs of you and fluusi?
>>145787618
I've never ERP'd with fluusi
I think I just posted some logs I had recently gotten from black desert lol
>>145786390
Him...
>>145787515
>she
>>145787847
are you saying boppsi isn't a girl... and I gave her my logs....... and she's a boy................
omg....................................................
>>145786390
Id let rikki do whatever he or she wanted to me and love him for it
>>145787971
you give those things out like candy! She probably has dozens more saved up
>>145787971
ye boppsi the boy wanked his wiener to things you said dros. you made boppsi cum with your words
>>145788062
I've only given out 2 nobody used the first one, and boppsi used the second one
>>145788162
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>145788383
boppsi probably jerks to it daily
diaper rat team returned back to shitposting
>>145788383
>the irony in that dros probably has boys cumming to his words every night
>>145788383
there was nothing stopping Boppsi from taking everyone else's! I bet she's hoarding them all for a special occasion
>>145788532
He probably cums to the thought of boys pretending to be girls cumming to his words every night, too.
>>145788532
>tfw I fucked oothier while roleplaying a boy
being a boy is fun!
>>145788667
dros pretends to be the girl though
>>145788383
Do you like the taste of boppsi's cum oothier?
>>145788553
oh no.. he could unlock my whole log folder at that rate
>>145788473
OH NO
>>145788902
I don't know what it would taste like, do asura have different flavors like sylvari?
>>145788667
>>145788695
>>145788863
tru dat
>>145788517
diaper furs die. you too charr flea crotch
>>145787690
careful now, fluscuck comes to this thread to ctrl + f his name, he'll get triggered that you mentioned him again
just got over my warframe addiction, is it worth getting back into gw2 or is it dead?
>>145789534
I haven't seen another player in days.....
>>145789534
what's your definition of dead?
>>145789519
>>145787690
wtf how dare you say you never erpd with me, behind my back, like I wouldn't see it in the thread Drosera
>>145789534
Raids are nice. WvW is okay but not great.
Don't hit this game hard senpai, just play the core game casually and do things with frineds.
>>145789751
wtf are u talking about *shrieks erupt from the basement*
>tfw no femcharr wife
>>145790081
If femcharr looked like actual feline creatures as they can be found in this reality I would not want them anymore.
>>145789705
well, is it hard to find others to do dungeons and the like?
>>145789752
thanks, that's what i was planning to do, but only a few of my friends still play this but i guess it'll be good for some casual playin then
>tfw no cubs
>>145789179
Dros can I have a copy of ERP logs? I don't have a ticket
>>145790081
Omg why is she so angry but licks him in between her rage..
That's scary as fuck
WTS FEMCHARR ERP
tomorrow i am going to make all the hopesuras CUM during the guild pic. watch for the abs.
>>145791193
>not musky mcharr ERP
>>145790698
the only way you can get a copy is if you ERP'd with me and ask for your own logs
or I post an ERP coupon
>>145791443
I too will be shirtless
>>145791561
Does an ERP coupon work with Korrli
WTT FREE ERP COUPONS FOR GEM GIFTS
>>145791561
no. give me someone else's logs.
give me rat logs
i demand to know how you plow those femsura waifus!!
give me the rat
>>145792424
yea but it cant break my rule of no ERP with guildm8s
>>145792941
but those are really lewd, and I can't disrespect people's privacy
back to basics
https://www.strawpoll.me/10511941
results will be finalized at midnight
>>145793064
You're the guild leader. If they get mad you can just kick them.
Now fork over those rat logs
what's keeping this thing on her tail?
What's it for?
>>145793756
It's a rat detector.
>posting erp logs
this is why I tell people to only erp with people they know well. no risk of thia and their purity stat gets a buffthat or be a dom and cuff/gag your subbysahuhu
>>145793904
I don't post them though, read my posts, I clearly stated I give them back to only where they belong
>>145787308
you lil cutie
>>145793904
fuck off midna
I'm in the Arenanet guild and I'm a huge ERP slut, AMA
>>145794418
Are you in the ArenaNet guild?
>>145794539
Yeah boy
>>145793414
i want all of them....
>>145794354
>tfw in DN and caught Korrupter Serra and Mistress Rosette ERPing years ago, and drosera probably has her logs
>>145794418
Are you in the ArenaNet guild?
WITNESS.
The rise of the mantle is nigh, brothers.
Scholars, farmers in their fields, soldiers, all await the call.
>>145795023
Rise on my barb, cuckboi
>>145794942
she needs to wwash her pantsu
>>145795023
why do you put random numbers for your pictures?
Do you think Drosera has Vuncia's ERP logs?
>>145795240
I don't use my gw2 screenshot folder and it's easier to run my fingers up and down the keyboard than individually name each one
>>145795131
This is a burz post
>>145795367
how about you run your fingers up and down my barb
>>145794108
>>145791561
which rats have you fucked?
>>145795315
I haven't ERP'd with vuncia, we are just buddies
>>145795131
>>145795505
Don't be heretics, mcharr anons. Mursaat are for killing.
Vengeance for our failed attack on Kryta.
>>145795649
better off asking which ones he hasn'ttell us who
The true gods, The Unseen Ones, will bring back an era where Kryta stood strong against the undead, charr and centaurs.
Queen Jenna does not belong on the throne and her ill-understanding of politics is almost as disgusting as the mesmer by her side. Who knows what trickery she has sown on the people of Divinity's Reach?
Obey the White Mantle
Heed the call
Only the blood of the Chosen can bring back the Unseen Ones.
>>145796131
i just want to make rikki giggle
I am going totouchKorrli'squad bunwithout her permission....
>>145795649
>>145795892
I haven't ERP'd as Komfii, and Korrli is technically pure after I did the whole rite of erpassage
I won't name rats I've ERP'd with lol they can post about me if they want
>>145796651
What is a rite of erpassage?
>>145795315
>Vuncia
>erp
Don't get our hopes up anon
>>145796131
> The Unseen Ones
Buy some AR from auction, infuse your stuff, laugh at their pathetic magic while you killing them. Thanks Evon.
>>145796651
>I won't name rats I've ERP'd with lol
NAME THEM
>>145797291
>Implying Spectral Agony is the exact same thing as Mists Agony
>>145797301
Why do you care so much?
>>145797030
deleting all of your logs and dirty clothes and actually saying no to ERP when someone asks
>>145797405
>same mechanic
>implying not
>>145797682
Omg did you really delete your clothes?
Damn ERP must have been harsh or something.
>>145797791
you have to be thorough with such an important procedure
>>145799017
Poor Rikki has to squint, her eyes just aren't used to all those pixels.
I want to ERP Rikki while Oothier watches........
I want to ERP Calsi........
Vuncia...
I want calsi and rikki to double team suck my cock
I want calsi and lani to double team suck my cock
I want Rikki Calsi Lani Effie Yozzil Peachy Ruddo Flunkky Nyuula Khoryxx Kurillian Korrli Boppsi Fluusi Nebii Midna Dinny Tippsy Lerii Ellexxie to all let me cum inside of them
Thanks in advance.
I want yozzil and rikki to double team suck my cock
>>145799017
>"HD"
>still can't even manage native 1080p
what year is it? 2008?
>>145801801
>wanting to cum inside Effie, Ruddo, Khoryxx, Kurillian, Nebbii or Lerii
That's really gross... your standards are really low, anon....
>tfw boppsi doesnt log in so you cant tell her to kill bunself
>>145801801
It's okay to want it, so long as you know that you can't have it.
>>145802591
STOP TEASING ME YOU SLUTS.
I AM A PURE MAN BUT I CANT HELP IT WHEN A BUNCH OF SMALL EARED HUSSIES AND FLOOZIES WITH GINORMOUS FLOPPERS ARE BOUNCING AROUND ALL THE TIME
give me your floppers you hot sluts
I want Calsi, Rikki, Lani, and Yozzil to worship my cock with their lips and ears
cats
>>145804236
Present your endowment and a minimum of one rat/s will attend to it.
>>145804372
wives
>>145804587
This is possible too.
>>145804585
read: only yozzil is a big enough slut to suck on a random anon's junk sight unseen
>ANet in charge of determining population
>>145805641
>>145804737
whats wrong with her arm, did she catch werefemcharr disease?
You guys sure love to shitpost.See you at Guild Missions tomorrow night.
>>145805262
Now that's just mean.
>tfw reset comes soon and the best you've had Xera to is 10-15%
>>145806562
>tfw you've already killed xera and have nothing to do for the rest of the week
>>145805968
I guess she lost fur on her hand due to some kind of burn.
>>145806417
I am going to tongue kiss you and feel you up at the guild missions on saturday.
>>145807203
stop lani
>>145807203
Okay Lani.
>>145807203
im going to slap my big cock on your face on saturday, lani.
I'm not lani....I am going to steal calsi away from her..
>>145802104
Don't worry, I've gone a 2k monitor in the mail for next week
>>145807616
>implying you can stop Geochemist Calsi from kneeling on her lifelong futa rat fuck buddy in public
you know you can't stop them, right?
>>145808952
>they're just fuck buddies
HERE IS MY CHANCE
How do I stop being sexually frustrated? I am sorry for shitting up the thread with my perversions.
>>145809143
fem charr wife
>>145809137
who are you
what is it like to have a futasura life partner?
>>145810076
Fulfilling.
How do I stop compulsive masturbation? Sometimes I wack off in the parking lot or in the bathroom at the grocery store.
Good thing I keep a folder of femsura porn on my phone handy at all times.
>>145810321
that's kind of sad and pathetic, anon
>>145809143
Get a vibrating buttplug, anon.
I cant wait for the post guild missions orgy on saturday..Those are always fun!
>>145810210
can they be satisfied with a platonic love
>>145810508
Korrli didn't invite me last week........
i want a mousewife
>>145811040
RIKKI LETS ORGY NOW
>>145811040
Unff
Welcome to my smartphone's femsura folder
>>145811040
I prefer classic rikki
>>145811347
ok let me just grab my laptop and take some more screenies
>>145811347
classic rikki had the much cuter single ponytail and earcuffs
give me the rats NOW
>>145810538
Yes, a hug a day keeps the sadness away
>>145811498
Who is the ugly rat in between you and flunkky?
Where is Oothier...
>>145812131
wow that's a good question. i'd have called either of them flunkky if i saw them separately.
>>145812131
it's the queen
>>145812284
Queen???
