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It's time to remove NullProphet edition
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>>145699245
>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.
>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT (embed)
>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB (embed)
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
>Patch notes for 1.34
http://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/220249028
My vote: Nullprophet stays.
I see no reason to have someone removed just because you don't like this person. Removal is reserved for people that grief other crew members, and as far as I can tell, having some discord thing is not grief.
Kick Null, kick Emert, kick Cat, and KOS them, crime, higgus, and all their shitter LOLI friends.
This crew needs some serious fucking chemo.
>>145858979
Kick you. What's your name?
>>145858979
Wait, why the LOLI guys? They aren't even part of null's beta orbiting cuckfest.
>/gtag/ has finally had it with the drama crew
only took 18 months---------;^)----------
Kicking people that aren't being shitters just because you don't like them, no matter how much you don't like them, just enables a ruling class of circle jerkers.
>>145860024
The ruling class circlejerk is already here, and Null is in charge of it. It's called--------Discord---------
>>145860024
would you really want to be in the same crew as such doo-doo heads?
>>145860237
I would simply leave the crew and move on with my life if my problem with certain people in the crew was so big I couldn't bare to stay around much longer. Asking for someone to get kicked is childish. You're the drama queen here.
>>145860701Im not even in the gtag crew ;^)I just come here for the free (You)'s
>>145860864
Is this the hero we need? The one we deserve?
>>145860864
I wouldn't. Higgus isn't part of the crew. And the crew has hundreds of people in it, so it shouldn't be hard to find someone to hang out with that isn't null, cat, or blater.
I don't personally have an issue with them. Not even higgus, even tho he comes after me to kill me sometimes.
Fuck flynn tho. What a cunt.
Did my assistant just prank me? I was fucking a whore near the office and I get a call about special item, I get there not one minute later and it's just regular 2,8,18k offers there
>>145861938
She's just jealous
>>145858979
This is the best post I have ever seen on /gtag/. Friendly reminder that catower is a pedophile and morbidly obese. Annie is a power tripper. Emert is a bootlicker. LOLI speaks for itself. Higgus has actual metal problems as does Crime.
>>145861616
Ah. That rules me out then. But that's ok. I rather enjoy playing with Null, cat, and blater. I don't use discord either, so that's not much of a loss to me.
As much as I can't stand flynn, I'm sure there are some people out there that enjoys his company. I wouldn't demand they unfriend him or block him just because I don't like him.
>>145860569
Can we kick NullFaggot for conspiracy to commit crew killing?
Alright, so all the beta orbiters think discord shit is why people hate Null, so let me just shit on that notion because I can't give two fucks about discord.
I'm sick of Null because xe came in here out of nowhere, endlessly avatarfagged, posted shitty webbums of xir showing off shitty powerslides nonstop, constantly spmamed people to join xir lobbies to do the same thing, and is horrendously hypocritical. Null won't hesitate to call anyone else out on being an attention whore, and has no qualms about being a shitter in gamemodes and races despite getting mad at people who are shitters in gamemodes and races. Then, to top it all off, because xe is a "girl on the internet xddd" and is clearly one of those instagram everything types, xe has amassed a cult following of beta orbiters who will kiss Null's ass in an attempt to get some e-poon, so that when you DO call Null out on all this bullshit, xe has a legion of white knights to reassure them that they did nothing wrong. In fact, it got them promoted to Lieutenant, which is pretty fucking retarded. This isn't even counting the discord that has likely spawned even more drama, as from what I can tell, xe is in charge of that despite having zero authority in the crew. Call it unofficial all you want, but it's shilled in the thread regularly, and loads of GTAGs are in it.
Oh, did I mention the fact that Null drags in a known-menushitter into GTAG sessions? A menushitter that used it against crew, and had their own dramasode in and of themselves? Yes, fuck Crime.
tl;dr: Null was a shitter long before discord
>>145862143
Null can be annoying but which one of these is against the crew rules?
>>145862143
>tfw Nessi comes back in a few weeks and makes GTAG great again with his new found confidence
>>145862136
tfw null will never be banned from gtag because she sucks bl8's cock and bl8 is an incompetent fucklord
gtag is doomed, i miss the times when broof was AWOL all the time
>>145862427
null's promotion is all the proof we need to know that blater is spineless
>publicly fued with one another
>still get a promotion
>>145862224
Considering there are no crew rules in the OP, I'm pretty sure being a dick to crew(see: being a shitter in crew gamemode and race lobbies) would be against the rules. Plus there's her self declared vendetta against Sub, who is 100% crew and did nothing wrong, and the fact that she brings crime with her to GTAG lobbies so crime can be a menushitter to crew.
There's also the fact that you can't rigidly stick to the rules in scenarios like this. When the majority of your crew can't tolerate one person in the crew, you need to cut out the cancerous element to keep the majority happy. If the minority gets mad about it, let them go make their own crew, that way everyone is happy.
>>145850638
>if someone shits up the discord and starts drama then you're bound to hate them
Null did NOTHING else but insult and provoke Subscyed
She clicked on the fucking blocked messages to get offended instead of leaving them blocked, like the fucking retard she is
She does get on peoples ass about the rules while breaking them regularly themselves
The Discord is STILL called a GTAG Discord even if it's nothing more than a Hugbox for her and her Circlejerk and Mabinogi general friends, who don't even play GTA and when they do, aren't in the Crew
Null literally LEAVES sessions if they don't have one or two from her Circlejerk in it
She will blame it on Network errors, but it happenes every single time
She tried to do pic related, but guess what:
Nobody gave a single fuck in having him removed, it's literally only her
It should have a different fucking name and not be called GTAG something
You guys have way too much drama
You guys think adonis likes me or like likes me?
kek another 4chan community in shambles, happens every time
>Null managed to do something that Higgus could've only dreamed of
What a master manipulator
>>145862927
Pussy rules the world bro
>>145862270
Nessi is a girl tho. Feminine name.
Friendly reminder that the Hydra, Valk and Savage are on sale for 500k for returning PC players.
>>145804523
Buy them quick before it gets patched.
>>145862540
factor in that NULL HAS SUB BLOCKED. She has to press the button to show his messages. This is a vendetta Blater. Remove null you spineless fuck.
>>145863154
>Nessi is a girl
>>145862462
I think promotions are based on how much you contribute and how much you play. A lot of people get promoted. You don't have any real power by having two or three bars under your crew tag anyways. The worst thing you could do is post something unfunny and invite someone to the crew.
Nearly 1/4 of the crew has more than one bar under their crew tag.
Higgus is a beta nu-male cuckold.
>landing on office helipad repairs the heli
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
null kicked for crew vendetta when?
I have really shitty internet but I've also read that a lot of people are getting the 'everyone left' message. It really makes for a hard time trying to complete missions.
>>145865216
These are declarative sentences.
>>145857974
>Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
Sittius, trying to join gta general vg.
Seems the ps4 crew is ded.
How can I play in the GTAG sessions so I can shit on dramafags without actually joining the crew since im in one with friends?
>>145866234
You're wasting your time, Higgus did it first.
>>145860864
>start a new crew
Yes
>and a new discord
No
Remove Discord
>>145866234
Take a shotgun, load it, place the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger.
>>145865942
Accepted. No idea how many in that crew play on PS4 tho.
what are must-have things in GTA Online?
>>145860864
>Higgus even being cancerous
If you aren't part of the discord circlejerk its pretty easy to realise he was hyped up to be this massive villain who wanted /gtag/ destroyed.
Hes just some nutcase who likes killing people in a videogame. Nothing more.
>>145866486
1.hackerbux
2.hackerbux
3.hackerbux
PC GTAG fuckers, if you aren't too busy arguing over stupid shit come join the pacific standart heist (all setups done)
>>145866467
>must be one of the major GTAG Drama fags.
>>145866342
dont even know what that means.
>>145866650
sure, inv me, ign higgus
>>145866620
I'm on ps4
>>145866650
sent ;^)
>tfw we'll keep getting batmobiles for kids instead of actual cool cars
>>145863730
Shit's pretty vital for collecting crates, considering otherwise you'd need to respawn your helicopter at a pegasus location constantly because of attrition.
>>145866970
>tfw shitposters like this are still here instead of people who were actually good
>>145866486
* Cute female character
* Futo
* Police/Ambulance Maverick
>>145867040
you can spawn it right next to you via the Interaction Menu for free
>>145867125
go away flynn
>>145867161
And it will be in the same state that you left it in. So useless.
>>145867182
>complex reticle
>>145867182
>press the Zalgo key to renew your CEO benefits
Man all this drama reminds me why I don't come here often, blater or rice or whoever is obviously too fucking retarded to take action and deal with this crew, so you have forced yourself into one of two choices
A)Shut the fuck up
B)Start a new crew
As much as you think bitching about whatever will solve anything it won't, all the drama is why to interlinked into the crew hierarchy for anyone to actually do something about it.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10517512
Once this poll is done we can actually get on with our fucking lives
>>145867276
didn´t like the simple one
>>145867507
Remove Null
>>145867636
You can't remove null without starting a new crew, because nobody with any power cares/they've been succ'd off by him.
>>145867507
Reminded. Starting a new crew wont stop the drama. It'll just move over to the new crew. The only real solution is to shut up.
>>145862646
Any you have way too much chin
Sold 20 mil worth of crates. Office is now wall to wall money piles.
>mfw
>>145866970
>batmobile
This looks more like a Jokermobile with the big pointy nose, evil looking windshield eyes and those pointy rear wheel arches.
>>145867507
The reason there's drama in the crew is because there's drama in this general, and like it or not the crew is made for the general, not the other way around. As long as a crew exists for people from this general, it will have drama.
>yfw you don't even realize you're creating drama right now
>be flynn
>vendetta against crew
>get kicked
>be higgus
>same
>be ezek
>get vendettad by annie
>annie doesnt get banned
>be sub
>get vendettad by annie
>annie doesnt get banned
Discord and the crew itself are separate fucking things, you get banned from the crew for griefing other crew members in GTA, stop asking for X to be kicked from the crew because you don't like something they are doing outside it. Unless you're an SJW and think people should be fired from their jobs for shit they do in their free time.
If you don't like the way the Discord is being ran, that is for you to deal with in the Discord space, not the thread or GTA itself. Make a new Discord (you already have) and link it to everyone and plead your case about why your Discord would be better for /gtag/ to use. You are not going to get the person you guys hate so much to just give up the account/server to please you after all this bullshit, it's not even worth arguing about at this point.
Push the new one, that's obviously the only way you're going to remove Annie from Discord. I am just not going to be involved to the extent I was when I tried to make one, I immediately felt regret because I didn't want nothing to do with admining that crap with all the drama going on, it's unneeded. As long as my posts aren't being censored, I really don't care who is in charge. But if you absolutely can't stand Annie as the admin, start pushing that other one, but this has nothing to do with the crew or the thread, stop acting like they are one in the same. Having an 'official' Discord is dumb as fuck after this whole experience, Nessi was right.
Discord is cancer to and from anyone that can't just ignore the people they hate, it's in its nature and there is nothing you can do to stop it unless you ban everyone you don't like, at which point you've become the person you hate.
>>145868741
vendetta against crew is vendetta against crew
fuck off whtie knight
>>145868741
FYI, I just left Discord. I am done with all this autism, it's fucking ridiculous.
Has Null actually done a lot of crewkilling or is it still just threats?
So I got into GTAO when it launched, but haven't really touched it since then.
Is it worth fucking around in nowadays?
>women destroys entire discord+crew
Sounds normal to me.
>>145869006
Same
>>145868712
>implying Higgus had a vendetta against /gtag/
Hes just autistic. He didn't hate the crew or anyone in it, he just had an itchy trigger finger.
>>145869325
Higgus apologizers, please go. I need to save that image where Higgus made his ebin attempt at tearing the crew apart by begging a comm to kick people
>>145862143
This is why I spoke out against them.
Discord just made it faster and in real time.
Also, shame on you for namedropping me. I was busy being responsible and working competently for my money, rather than "manage" a flower shop.
>>145869006
>>145869196
>Being part of Discord to begin with
C'mon now...
>>145868238
who gives a fuck it looks good and it sounds good
>>145865942
depends what time you play, sometimes it dead, sometimes we have 10+ on.
>>145869446
>He can't see past an autists ironic shitposting
He almost indefinitely did that as a last minute grab for drama, and it worked. People post the image constantly when hes brought up, thats what he wanted.
https://discord.gg/0156MXEiwwX0DnqYm
New discord, Annie free.
Join if you want, no censorship, no roles, just come to discuss the game and hang out with people from the general in a drama-free discord.
Three strike system. After three strikes, you're not allowed back.
>>145869629
>looks good
lol no
Are you Ryu's autistic little brother?
>>145869946
>Discord is shit
>Discord is cancer
>Discord causes problems
Lets make a new discord :DDDDD
>>145869946
>discuss the game
But I want to do that here.
>>145868741
>Nessi was right.
>>145868221
Jesus Christ, how much time did you take for that?
>>145870117
Annie is the root problem. Remove annie and we're good
>>145870468
there will be a new annie in no time
>>145869958
what you say about lil ryu
>>145868098
Jay Leno was my dad
>>145870391
>mfw Nessi is always right
>>145868741
I never joined this Discord thing, but I think all this drama it's just a bunch of angry homos used to bait other autistic loners to their ERP being jealous that an actual girl is monopolizing all their attention.
It's like an attention whore turf war.
>>145868741
You also get banned for vendetta against crew outside of gta
>>145871306
What fucking vendetta against the crew is going on? There is not, you're all shitposting because you don't like null.
>null uses a menu!
Not fucking true. Hate all you want, but stop telling lies.
>>145871257
Congrats on admitting to being so retarded you can not read. Had you actually read you'd know the real reason not annie is the cancer and we are the chemo
>>145871417
fuck off null
>General about GTA
>90% of posts are drama related
>>145871417
Annie goes out of his way to be offended by ezek and sub. He has them both blocked but presses a button to show their messages and argue with them. Annie is the cancer. Go away white knight
PSA: Annie's Discord is exactly that.
It's hers.
Not /gtag/'s.
You join it at your own risk.
If you don't get along with her - Keep it between yourselves from now on. We don't need the same bullshit in every single thread.
This isn't singling anyone out - This is for everyone.
>>145871819
Stop calling it a GTAG discord then
>>145871768
But I did go away, I am not in the Discord anymore, it's nothing but bitching and whining. Keep all that trash in the Discord and out of the thread.
>>145871819
Also, this. It is Annie's, if you want a more """"official"""" Discord, I am sorry, but that will probably never happen. Though you are free to join the other Discord that is free of Annie: >>145869946
>>145871954
You are one weak willed pussy
>>145871954
>linking higgus's discord
>>145860569
????
https://discord.gg/0156MXEiwwX0DnqYm
New discord: Annie free.
Join if you want, no censorship, no roles, just come to discuss the game and hang out with people from the general in a drama-free discord.
Three strike system. After three strikes, you're not allowed back.
>>145860569
>conversing with someone you have blocked
>you literally have to press a button to show their messages
And somehow were the problem
>tfw im a ps4 pleb and cant join in the drama
never change gtag:*
>>145872249
I'm going to point out that this isn't an official gtag discord either. gtag never has and never will have an official discord as babysitting you faggots is already enough work.
>>145872339
Blater you ballless fuck Annie is bullying crew members which is against the rules. Ban the twat.
>>145872346
>I'm going to point out that this isn't an official gtag discord either.
Neither is the crew.
>>145872448
Not blater but saying something and doing something are different.
Stop acting like children.
If Annie is really as bad as you all say - Get videos/screenshots of xer breaking crew rules in game and something will be done.
>>145872448
>blater
>>145872448
That's Ryu, for one. And for two, I have already said that if griefng of one another happens in game, I will deal with it at that point. I am not banning based on a threat made in a heated moment.
If Annie griefs someone in game, she's gone.If any of you grief Annie in game, you're gone.Again, Discord =/= GTAG, what's so hard to understand about that?
>>145872829
>Again, Discord =/= GTAG, what's so hard to understand about that?
GTAG discord
GTAG crew
GTAG thread
none of those are related, your crew is just as 'official' to the thread as xer discord is.
>>145872523
How do you figure that?
>>145872989
That's true, the crew isn't """"official"""" to the thread, but I don't have moderation powers in the thread and you don't ask me to delete posts you don't like, because I can't, because they aren't related, and I have no control. So stop linking Annie's Discord to the crew and begging for me to ban, I will ban when I have a reason in game to ban.
Do you ever get to play as a female character who then gets into some yuri?
>>145873212
>yuri
why can't you finish the sentence in english
Every fuggin time.
any word on gta6? it's been like 3 years
>>145873571
>two mouse cursors
So, how the fuck is one supposed to go about contacting RS regarding a GTA:O ban?
I literally bought the game yesterday to play with friends, then a day later I'm banned.
No mods, no 3rd party software, I was in no hacked lobbies, I met no hackers, I got no hacked money.
Just automatically banned, no reason given.
Posting a ticket gets me an automated response which does nothing and I can't post on the fourm for a month.
What the fuck?
>>145873916
It's only been 3 years, this is GTA we're talking about. 2020 probably.
>warehouse gets raided
>go and clear it out in like 2 minutes
>'lol you lost 20 crates anyway'
what in the shit
next time i'll just switch sessions
>>145874106
It was pretty damn quick. Flew my helicopter over and spawned in an insurgent just to be sure and the crate icon almost had time to disappear. Nothing got stolen and all I had to fight was these two idiots
>>145874049
Buy another copy of the game kiddo, the tree of Shark Cards gotta be stained with the blood of modder scum like you.
>>145874354
>modder scum
Can't you read?
Don't assume shit retard, my game isn't modded.
It's as vanilla as it could be, I only got the game installed less than 24 hours ago.
>>145874481
Yeah, sure. Someone's gotta pay the piper, kiddo. Just keep in mind your $60 is going to fund some great DLCs.
>>145874049
>no 3rd party software
Absolutely none? There were some rumours going around that using overlays like MSI and Steam could get you banned now. No idea how valid those are though, sounds like bullshit to me.
I don't think there's a better way to contact them though.
>>145873978
alt tabbing does that, until you click on gta 5 so the ingame cursor can be activated
>>145875042
Nothing that *should* have impacted the game.
Though I do run Razor Cortex. If that is what got me banned then I'll be blown away.
>>145874106
>>145874328
warehouses can get raided?
wew
>>145875042
Steam overlay getting bans is a lie, MSI and I think a few others are totally true, they reversed a shit ton of bans. Even NPG got hit for 3rd party and Rockstar responded to his ticket saying they audited his account and he didn't deserve a ban and removed it.
>>145874328
>>145875368
from what i understand there are two possible types of warehouse raids
the one where you go after the stolen goods and retrieve them, like in your webm
and the one i got where you go to the actual warehouse and clear out a bunch of enemies, the longer you take the more crates are stolen - only your warehouse can be cleared out in a matter of minutes and anything you lose is unrecoverable
basically it's not so much a mechanic as rockstar just forcefully undoing your progress because god forbid making money in this game be any fucking fun
>>145874106
>>145874328
Was your warehouse full? Happened to my full small warehouse once. Lost only 3 crates. Pretty lame how you can't recover your crates when their vans are still standing right outside your warehouse.
>>145875564
About 50% full
can you get raided if you are afking on a tv? sometimes I'll be away for next to an hour+ without noticing a thing on the game.
>>145875871
>null actually saved this gif
kys autist.
>>145875871
If y'all could hook me up with http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag that'd be hype.
SC: Quint1ro
please game
>>145875871
>>145876447
delete these
>>145872829
No shit that's ryu retard. The message was addressed to blater
>>145876698
no null, you are a slut and a whore
this is what you deserve
>>145876698
>null doesn't want semen on her butt and back of the legs
You homo
>>145876769
>>145876813
Please, null obviously posted those gifs herself for attention.
>>145877094
Implying I would post shit like this.
Busy playing this game.
>>145877239
>pavoloond
shame i couldn´t join him earlier for those crates
>try to join new discord
>both invite links in thread expired
you people
>>145878118
https://discord.gg/0156MXEiwwX0DnqYm
>>145876447
>Lossy is better than lossless
kek
>>145878118
>wanting to join any kind of discord
you people
>>145878206
>30 times the size for a slight improvement
yes its better
>>145878340
>No improvement
>Better
What.
>>145875486
I wouldn't mind warehouse raids so much if I didn't pay for the crates they're stealing.
And on that note, why am I paying for crates when I just end up blowing up a boat and taking them anyway?
>>145878429
Because your assistant is shit and doesn't vet the seller or make sure your illegal activities go somewhat unnoticed. So your organization gets played like a damn fiddle constantly.
>>145878420
It's about the filesize you cuck
>start recognizing what's going to go wrong with cargo delivery based on its location on the map
I've done too many of these
>>145878206
Lossless doesn't mean shit if you have a max of 256 colors.
>>145875871
>>145876447
Can you just add this effect to every image or something?
>>145878983
http://mygamestudio.x.fc2.com/bukkake/
use google translate
>>145879187
How do I get it to stick to the picture?
>>145877094
Null doesn't do that, but I do.
Unf look at that sexy chest
>>145878642
No it's not, I brought up quality, not filesize.
>>145878976
Not like you fucking gain colours by going to lossy mate.
>>145880251
>No it's not, I brought up quality, not filesize.
The quality would be better if it had been a webm in the first place, though.
>>145880331
Okay?
>>145879828
>that aspect ratio
JUST
>>145880331
Depends on filesize and what you define as better. Both variables.
Now that FFF has been out for a while, what should be put in the FAQ about it?
http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB
I was thinking mentioning the idea of purchasing a large warehouse, and doing 3 crate deliveries, assuming of course that you have associates. Also, since associates are not paid much, that you shouldn't be surprised f few people want to be your associate.
The new cars are not all that great, and probably shouldn't be mentioned.
I was also thinking on including information on the gun safe, which would include changing the whole "no way to remove guns" thing.
Any other things I am missing?
>>145880518
what's wrong with it? is it bad?
>>145880921
pretty fucking bad my man
>>145880921
Do you play on a CRT or something?
>>145882661
Look, even your cat is disappointed in your shit-tier choice of monitor
>>145883076
He's disappointed because there are no birds.
Praise the sun
>>145883998
fuck off null
>>145883998
magical run that was
>>145882661
>>145883751
At least that cat is cute
>>145882661
I didn't know you were a real cat, catower :3
>>145884447
I really wish they would randomly have events where the city experienced a blackout or had days where there was intense flooding or some shit.
>scroll through a thread of 80% discord shit
Why even fucking post about it here though?
>>145885089
I wish they fixed outfits and clothing artifacting, clipping, hat size, and not being able to use some clothes together for no reason.
Look at the fucking artifacting on these "black" suit pants. Run it through a gray scale for monochrome clothing. How hard is it to have actual black clothing, Jewstar?
>>145884540
the worst
>>145880251
Are you saying the clip used for that gif originally only had 256 colors? Or are you just an idiot that's only arguing that turning a gif into a webm is dumb out of some need to feel right about literally anything?
Any good tutorials on how to create a character that doesn't look like shit?
>>145885982
The fug kind of capture software is this?
>NullProphet left
>>145887185
ScamX
>>145886425
No.
best part of this update
>console aiming
>>145890610
holy fucking kek
>>145890610
>That seamless transition from a loser to a winner
Well besides the aiming it looks fun.Shame I'll never play it because this fucking PC crew doesn't care about anything besides freeroam and grinding money.
Why do people even still bother defending the targets in Headhunter?
So I haven't played since heists first came out (did up to the pacific standard and stopped).
I know I missed yachts which to my understanding are big ass mobile boat apartments? And CEOs which I have no idea beyond having something to do with buying and selling crates of something.
The pastebin has something about 'returning player' stuff. What the fuck is that about?
>>145891580
>So I haven't played since heists first came out
Stopped reading there.
>>145891627
Whys that?
>>145863269
>Hydra
Naturally
>Valk and Savage
forwhatpurpose.jpeg
>tfw you can't set your preferred VIP/CEO color
I hate the default orange 2bh I'd rather default to blue green or pink
>>145889182
God I hate the clutter in the office. I wish you could set a limit for how much is allowed or something.
Also why am I paying $500 extra dollars a day in utility fees or whatever if nothing gets cleaned up? If you call a stripper to your apartment the mess gets cleaned up quick so whats the deal
>>145891580
Read the FAQ about Yachts.
http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB
>mfw reading all this drama
>>145866620
How does one go about obtaining these hackerbucks? Assuming there's been enough time for people to get their menu's working again.
Have heists been released yet?
>>145890610
>console aiming
>>145890610
>>145890891
>>145890913
First person fov is awful at close range, it was a struggle keeping him on my screen, literal panic
>>145894339
>first person FOV
>webm is in third person
>>145894442
>being retarded
>>145894647
I'm sorry you're retarded. Hope you get better
>>145894728
sigh
>it was struggle keeping him on my screen
>him
does that spell it out for you? that reply is from the girl being shot at that can't aim for shit, they're complaining about the FoV from their point of view (not shown in webm).
>>145895136
>he actually calls people playing as female characters by female pronouns
Your absolutely stupidity aside, both of them were aiming like absolute garbage.
>>145895273
it's the only way >>145894339 makes sense, sorry you misinterpreted an easy-to-understand reply.
>>145892745
>why am I paying $500 extra dollars a day in utility fees or whatever if nothing gets cleaned up?
Maid service isn't a utility. Utilities are water, electric, etc.
That being said, here's something I'm wondering: Does having a safe clean up all the piles of money around the office since you'd have a place to put it? Still wouldn't be worth buying if that's the case, but I'm curious.
>>145890610
It's actually better because then the game takes more skill on consoles. You're forced to take more careful positions since running around like a chicken with its head cut off doesn't work.
>>145895504
>easy-to-understand reply
You seem bad at being able to see things from someone else's perspective, like a child.
>>145894442
I'm the guy adonis was charging at, I was in first person, he just started dipping in/out of my fov and I thought he was going for melee kill so backpeddle/spray.
>>145895886
the irony in this one, topkek
>>145894237
>auto-aim
Is there something you'd like to tell us, pcuck?
>>145894237
>Yogscast
>>145895504
Sorry you're retarded, and I'm more sorry that people are forced to have to aim like that.
>>145896289 see >>145895967
the things you people make yourselves believe, no wonder this general is in sandles.
>>145895973
That was my first reply to you, but continue trying to divert attention from your poor cognitive skills, #1 smart guy.
>>145896417
There's no point trying to correct pcucks, lad.
>>145896417
It was really shit aim though, with all the talk about console aim I regret not saving my perspective of the rest of the game, since that was easily the worst aim I've had in months.
>>145890610
>I suck shit at GTA V on console, so everyone else does too!
Gotcha
>>145897647
>aiming with a controller
>ever
>>145897849
>lacking dexterity
casual detected
>in public session
>random level 90 kills /gtag/ guy
>6 /gtag/ guys gang up on him
>bully him for nearly half an hour straight
>he still tries to fight back nonetheless
>/gtag/ friend texts him why he hasn't left yet
>he replies saying he just wants to finish his daily objective killing 3 players
Well fuck, we did let him kill us a few times for his objective to be completed but I don't think it was worth lowering his KDR from 0.90 to nearly 0.60.
>>145898127
lowbies are profoundly irritating
>>145898127
Then maybe he should've said it from the beginning
From what I've seen, most people from /gtag/ are happy to help randoms with objectives like this
>>145897647
Its a meme
>both laughing after the kill at how ridiculous that was
>"should webm it as console aiming, pcucks will lose their shit"
>"yeah lol"
>>145897849
>t. I had to wait until I had an easy interface to aim with to git not even good
>>145898127
>caring about K:D ratio at all
That being said, if a person says in chat then it's totally different than if they just start going after people all on their own.
>>145898127
>caring about K:D
mine is something like .02 because i'm a huge beta friend to everyone
>>145890610
That was physically hard to watch
>It's just the lag bro.webm
>>145898127
Felt bad hearing he was just going for daily objective but since the guy was using faa he deserved it, it shouldnt be allowed in free aim desu.inb4 mad he got a few kills. people playing faa usually play differently, take cover much more often, snap aim on targets, pop in/out of cover often, switch in/out of aim for the lock on etc.
>>145897647
We both just laughed it off, I still get lucky shots at times.
>>145898478
>>"should webm it as console aiming, pcucks will lose their shit"
And I guess we did a great job at it.
>>145899132
I still love you, Adonis.
>>145898978
Whats faa?
>>145899729
Free aim assisted
Post your character
>>145900034
But my character is ugly.
>>145900034
>>145900034
>>145900724
I'm sure they're beautiful anon, everyone in GTAG is beautiful
>>145899729
Free aim assisted, when they press the aim button it snaps onto enemies so they dont have to acquire targets themselves. It isnt sticky and doesnt track but people abuse the 1/2 shots they can land
>snap onto target, press up slightly on stick = instant headshot
>take cover with high powered weapon, peak out for instant kill
>constantly go in/out of aim mode for snap on aim that tracks targets
They typically use bulletproof helmets too because they want to be immune to headshots whilst the game hands them easymode ones.
>>145872849
That looks professional.
>mfw I heard catover for the first time
I'm just now getting ready to dive into the new CEO update and all that, and it seems a little daunting on the surface.
Got any tips to make the most out of it? I already know about getting alone in public lobbies, though I'm not totally sure how the best way to do that is on PC since most people I've seen talk about it are on console and I'm directly connected so I don't have a router.
Are there any recommended warehouses, or warehouses to avoid? Should I only be getting large warehouses, or is there a purpose to smaller capacity ones?
Blater should burn the crew to the ground and go enjoy life instead of dealing with the autistic /gtag/ members.
>>145902692
There is no purpose to small warehouses, if you have the money you buy the large ones, if you don't you save up to buy the large ones
The specific warehouses don't really matter, but you'll want exactly two if you can afford them
To fill both up completely you'll need around 1.3 million
>>145903240
Someone has to be king of the autists.
>>145902692
Buy the cheapest office.
Choose a warehouse based on how easy it's to get to, namely with helicopter, doesn't matter much though.
Small warehouses are fucking useless.
Use the Windows firewall to block UDP port 6672 for GTA5.exe, both inbound and out, and nobody will be able to join you. There was a reddit/imgur guide posted about this in previous threads.
It's faster to buy 3 crates even if you're alone.
If you have a Buzzard, you can call it in for free.
Land your helicopter on the roof of the office to repair it.
If you block the right ports on console will you get solo sessions? It's not working for me. Only reliable way to be alone in a pub is to play at late night/early morning.
At least free aim will be dedgame again in about two weeks.
>>145901749
pls i'm sick right now
>>145903310
>>145903653
Thanks a lot, especially with that windows firewall tip. Are there any large warehouses you recommend based on accessibility? Also, will I still be able to invite people directly to my game with the firewall on or does it just not let anyone in period?
>>145895613
safe does nothing
If someone could add Quint1ro to gtag that's be awersome.
Also, anyone down for some races? I'm bored of failing heists with randoms.
SELF RADIO SONGS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWiccrTB4LM
post ceos
>>145904176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY
>Doing a haulage mission
>turn on self radio
>this song is playing
Comfy as fuck.
>>145903964
I only know that I fucking hate the one in Vinewood. Impossible to land a Buzzard in the right spot without hitting something.
And no, it blocks everybody. I tried to whitelist my friend's IP, but I couldn't get it to work. Might be possible, but I guess you need a different program for that.
>>145904176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4_6eQm7RTQ
>>145904553
>100F outside
>graphics card underclocks itself and drops shitloads of frames so it doesn't melt whenever I start GTA
>>145905571
>put pc next to air conditioning
>increase fan speed
???
>>145904176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhPOZXLmTKA
>>145904553
8/10, it's hard to get something in the generator, but this one is really nice
>>145904553
>>145906808
nice samefag kiddo real fuckin pathetic
>>145907704
dont be mad your bitch came out looking like a tranny
>>145907820
>Neither one has a (You)
What does this prove?
does your cat every try to get in the way of your gta playing
>>145908472
No, my cats are too apathetic to try and get my attention and my kittens just play by themselves most of the day.
>>145568206
How easy is this to toggle on and off? Once I've set it up will I have to go through that whole process again to remove the firewall and vice versa?
>>145908472
>CRT monitors
Can't say I've seen those in a while. I almost completely forgot they even existed.
>>145908001
that they accidentally editted out both (you)s kek
>>145908909
I'm fairly certain that guy was transported from 1992 straight into 2016 and the first thing he did was abuse inflation value of his savings account to get a new PC. That or he's an ironic 1970sfag.
>>145909469
That makes me wonder, would the interest accrued be enough to overcome the inflation between two time periods like that?
>>145909932
Why do you do this every thread?
>>145904553
what a qt, can I be your associate?
>>145909781
Depends on the interest rate, really.
>>145909781
Depends on what kind of savings account he had versus how much money was in it at the time. The average savings account plan circa 1990 would only overcome inflation at a minimum of $100,000USD with a 5.2% interest rate and a $1.50 monthly service charge.
Can I get a cast of characters on this /gtag/ drama?
I keep hearing all this shit get flung around about Annie and null and higgus etc and I'd just like a who's who and how they all interact together.
>>145910287
I have a federal bank account there's no monthly charge.
>>145910104
i'll take your word for it.
>>145912947
>implying Higgus is a skinhead / goes on autistic massacres any more
he just follows people around with his fucking turtleneck
>>145912947
This is a year old.
>>145912947
sven a cute
>>145912947
>most of these people are gone
Whatever happened to LubbyChudder
Did he get tired of Nipple turning him into a meme?
>>145913197
>>145913197
>>145913197
>>145913197
UPDATE WHEN?
DID WE EVER FIND OUT WHO DREW THIS SHIT????????????
>>145913197
It's two months old, three at max.
IGN: Macheena
PC crew pls
I'm sick and tired of playing by myself except for the 1% of times that my friends play
>>145914841
Gotcha
IGN: AutisticManChild
PC Crew pl0x
>>145910104
I did this first one time and then some other chuckfuck took the mantle
>>145915183
Gotcha
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>145917625
oh that sucks
God damn it, who took it?
dead game
>>145919060
What does that have to do with the pens clipping through the briefcase on money?
>>145919113
I did. What are you gonna do about it, cuck?
>>145919113
>he doesn't see the ninjas.
Let's make it mac tonite /gtag/
I think I just got invited to a children's anime crew.
>>145923109
>That motto
That really doesn't fit his character at all.
>>145923109
Oh hey I can compare them.
>>145923109
>432 people in crew
>1 photo
>>145924704
>Using snapmatic on PC
>>145924763
>not taking selfies of yourself not watching anime
Do you even know what year it is anon?
>>145926121
The one where I'm not a faggot like you.
>>145926121
>still making his character watch television in their apartment
How Stupid Can You Be Like LMAO Broke Ass Nigga
>>145923109
I think he just spam invited everyone. The sad thing is I'm pretty sure that wasn't the first time I've received an invite from him.
>>145926121
yikes lmao
>discord link expired again
Nice attempt at a take over there, guys.
>>145929302
>wanting a bitcoin mining bot disguised as a chat room on your computer.
>>145926121
God damn that is one ugly ass character.
>>145930250
Welcome to the females of GTAO
>>145930324
That one is exceptionally ugly though.
>numpad flight controls
wew lad, any way to make it easy and use mouse?
>>145930964
Hold the left mouse button while driving or flying to enable mouse driving/flying.
>>145929302
https://discord.gg/012c5wjFOL979S0du
>>145930964
PCucks, everyone
>>145931125
oh thanks m9
>>145931306
>thinks people actually support johan in /vg/
SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME HACKED CASH
I CAN'T TAKE BEING A FUCKING PEASANT ANYMORE
>>145933013
Sent ;^)
>>145933227
STOP MEME'ING ME
THIS IS SERIOUS REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>145933349
Sorry, I sent it for real this time.:^)
>>145933013
>>145933349
ProTip: Include your SC.
DED THREAD
DED GAME
>>145934680
okay
>>145933903
1337Hospitaller
>>145934716
Sent, you should receive it in 3-4 business days
>lurk this thread and do my thing
>stumble upon a gtag player
>delivering cargo, hes fucking people in a hydra
>use ghost org
>lel, what a waste of money you cuck
>deliver cargo and he spells out that magic word again
>he spends a good 10 minutes trying to kill me
i've heard and read the memes, but i didn't expect to get memed on.
A guy posted a guide earlier to adding a firewall to gtav to allow "private" public sessions, and I have a question about that
How easy is it to toggle after you've set it all up? Am I going to have to repeat the whole process every time I turn it off and then need to turn it back on again or does it "save" and allow itself to be toggled?
>>145935227
>Things that didn't happen: the post
>>145935384
it was you, wasn't it?
>>145935460
It wasn't, because it didn't happen.
>>145935554
i believe it anon, next time watch where you're going, those transmission towers really did a number on you.
>>145935735
Next time make up a better story.
>>145935798
well to be frank you didn't put on a big enough show
>>145935846
Yeah, hard to put on a big show when you haven't played since yesterday. I'll try harder next time. You should as well.
>>145935935
it's hard but i'm sure you can do it anon, i saw some skill in you.
>>145935227
There are multiple jetshitters in the crew, so this isn't surprising.
>>145935292
bls resbond
>>145935227
>FAPS shitter hiding in a tunnel.
I didn't realize reddit 2.0 posted here.
>>145936587
yeah, you can just enable and disable the rule in the firewall settings whenever you want, just right click on it.
>>145874481
Get a refund if it's under 24 hours/on steam.
>>145879828
That young injin was fast the the tommahawk!
Post Dukes.
Could I get an invite to the PC crew?
SC is MOA_WINGS
How is swift deluxe lads? Is it the fastest heli?
>>145937437
And to ask, was I successful in remaking pic related?>there's an insurgent right next to it
>>145923109
That was the fugging phaggot who spawned a tank and started blasting us when we were make-believe robbing the bank
Ibyogibear
I wanna join PC GTAG
>>145937651
Gotcha
>>145938375
Thanks tovarisch
Is there any limit on how many rare cargo you can have in warehouse?
>>145938689
Holy shit. The best out of the bunch. What colors?
i'm sure someone else has confirmed it but here you go
>>145938813
Thank you
Orange and Black Steel
>>145939032
>all those wasted frames reloading
>>145939743
It's only a couple of frames. Besides, the person with the non-box mag will be reloading before you have to.
>>145939893
When have you ever needed more that 60 bullets anyway?
>>145940310
I've never needed more than 30, but I'm just saying.
>>145939032
>>145939743
>not just switching between 2 guns
pretty sure thats faster
>>145941180
I only use one weapon brother
>>145942286
trolled hard xD
>>145937437
>>145937738
>>145944591
Those are some nice sleepers.
errybody sleep? Whats /lategtag/ up to?
Dicking around in editor here.
>>145945271
>>145937910
Yesit comes with the 7mil yacht too
and yet again i have fallen for the looks good inside los santos customs, looks like shit outside meme.
pic related, the noice shiny blue i wanted and thought it was getting
>>145947236
Rumpo is for classic and matte paints only
>>145947236
turns out its actually black outside though.
>>145947140I meant opposite, the 7mil yacht comes with the Swift deluxe
>>145947341
>Metallic paint
>Racing livery
>Topless
>Racing livery
Shit taste confirmed, no wonder you're too dumb to mix paints properly
>>145947341
One of my favorite blues is galaxy blue with an ultra blue pearl. I generally have my cars bright and glossy, but the adder needs a 'rich' coat.
>>145946154
Just lost a full sale to a freeze and CTD.
>>145947481
the banshee is not even metallic, and the racing livery makes perfect sense considering it was for racing. also he roof with the air vent or whatever looks like shit.
What are the only actually good Matte colors? I have to say Black, Grey and Light Grey along with the military colors. Everything else looks terrible.
>>145946154
Bought an Armored XLS, I like it
Bought a Rumpo, I like it
Now I'm poor though
In case anyone was wondering the parachute hack thing works.
>>145944497
>Fedora
Weeew
>>145949912
The what now
>>145949626
use the pearl glitch to enhance them(red, yellow, purple, white)
>>145950340
http://www.mpgh.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1127071
dl witchout registration: https://1drv.ms/u/s!AooBMVzUBipqjS0QOLTJ20vR93Xr
not nearly as fast as moneybag minigun, but if you're few hundred short of your next purchase it'll do the job
>>145950575
few hundred k I meant
and don't even try to do good while doing those parachute drops, grab first two checkpoints then head straight to the landing zone, otherwise you'll get more than 100k and get nothing but a warnign in result
>>145947395
chotto matte, is that mean i dont have to buy swift deluxe anymore if i purchase the 7 million yacht? What happen if i upgrade yacht to the most expensive one?
>>145949912
I do need to buy a large warehouse + a buzzard
Is that too much to hack?
>>145951909
it takes me 90 seconds to get ~95k grinding the View of Vespucci the way I described. So it's doable but will take a while.
>driving around
>encounter a swedemobile
HOLY SHIT, even their monster trucks have a crew of a feminist and cuck balding nu-male
R* is gold.
>>145952270
I'm 99% certain that's someone making a joke that you fell for.
Is there a reason to not buy the cheapest large warehouse?
>>145954395
Maybe you don't like how accessible it is.
>>145954395
lack of funds
>>145954457
but I have no way to check it properly by myself before buying it, right?
That's why I'm asking if there's something wrong with it
>>145954540
Not really no. Wish there was a "put it on my GPS" function like with houses, it actually matters way more now.
I don't know about that one personally.
tfw it will never go back to how it was summer of 2015
>>145947214
I knew it's hard to make a good looking character in gtao but holy shit that's fucking hideous.
>>145947236
Rumpo Customs are to be white.
>>145955061
>calling autism bux hideous
"You better not be speaking to any men"
>>145954395
not really, none of them are underground so it's not like you can't land your buzzard nearby
>>145956046
I'd say there's a big difference between being able to land your Buzzard on the vehicle entry point and needing to land your Buzzard nearby, exiting, and going through the door, then exiting again.
Is icyduck here?
>Complete setup stage
>Get booted to single player
>esc/menu wont work
>have to restart game
>loading hell
so are these supposed to be apricots or what
Is there any reason not to pay the assistant to clean up office clutter?
>>145956108
that's only like two of the large warehouses though, isn't it?
>>145949912
>>145951909
update:
doing Cranes while avoiding all the checkpoints and just landing gives you 99k even faster than Vespucci
>>145956820
because otherwise money is just a numberIMMERSION
>>145957129
I looked on that forum and half the people are saying they've been banned
>>145957219
well, I'm doing it (with breaks) for more than 3 hours now, and I managed to buy all the stuff I want and now are saving for some bonds. So let the banhammer come, I don't give a fuck about a few weeks break if I have all my fancy shit afterwards
>>145957148
>tfw already miss the clean office a week later
>>145957517
Holy shit, how much have you sold?
>>145957517
>black couch
>>145957597
~$10M (four large warehouses + special items)
i don't even think it's done yet, i'm starting to see single $100 bills in the bedroom now
>>145957763
if you can handle the all the wine stains and shit, be my guest. the maid isn't doing shit anyway
>>145958059
>10M
Guess I better sell another full warehouse. I'm at 8 mil and I don't have nearly that much dosh lying around
>>145958059
>literally a layer of excess dosh covering the floor
>keeping ruined furniture
like as a trophy?
>>145958718
hey, some couches are really expensive
i don't use it anyway, all my worst enemies sat on couches
I go AFK for 5 minutes, i come back and find a chinless blater
What is the second best sportscar behind the elegy on Broughy's charts?
I just looked at a Broughy video after like a year of not playing and it seems the Elegy is still top dog, I just never liked how it looked.
As far as im aware it used to be the Massacro, is this still the case?
>>145956414
It looks like cuttings from a chinese lantern plant.
>>145912947
This stuff is great, gtag needs more drawfags. And to the anon that was making some pixel art thing. I'm still looking forward to seeing it.
>>145961345
>gtag needs more drawfags
yes
>>145961443
c-can we get some higgus drawfags
>>145961597
Only cute girls get drawings
Is it just me or are the servers complete trash today ?
I keep getting kicked out of freeroam. Well, more exactly, everybody leaves in a second. I think it's linked with working as an associate.
>>145961725
>>145961443
autism
>>145961725
tfw no joacim x aurora twincest
languagez, u on m8?
>>145961345
>anon that was making some pixel art thing
I think he might have forgotten that little project
>>145963242
He's mine m8.
Have these rotors always been impossible to break without sticking them in a bush?
>2 cubans
>ten drop off points each
>they are in the middle of the city
>shitload of buzzards that shoot homing missiles at you spawn everywhere
This delivery was not fair
>>145963570
Worst delivery process tbqh.
Had a friend disconnected at the last few more deliveries and I lost 4 crates gg.
These guys aimbot so hard theybreak their spines
>>145963570
Maybe you should have hired better air support.
Where's my gun
>>145963417
yes
wat
>>145965164
I am the strongest GTAG
>jetfags who think they can jump into their jets when people are nearby
>>145965968
>needlessly making someone your enemy
>jetfags who don't get the hint
>>145966081
>Implying jetshitters need a reason to have "an enemy" to go around killing everybody
>>145966081
>attacks gtag when he's in a jet
>gets killed by a gtag
>goes into passive
>gets into another jet
>gets killed again
>tries to get nto one again
>killed
>killed
>killed
Reminder that anyone that drives pic related is to be shot on sight.
>>145966912
You damn well know that the car is usually GM'd
>>145966912
How much is the insurance claim for a fully upgraded one?
>>145966912
is that car already available?
>>145967089
how else is it obtained?
>tfw joac is a glorious viking of a man
>>145967552
Another asspussy for me to destroy
>>145967472
No, it's not. I'm proposing a petition to R* to outright remove it. It needs to go.
anyone got the source for this ?
>>145967824
>Couldnt tell it wasnt a game till the end
we live in a fucking golden age of gaming!
>that FFXV run
>>145951372
If you upgrade to the 8mil yacht, you get the supervelito carbon, which is slower that the Swift deluxe and has landing problems. With any yacht helicopters, you don't have access in Pegasus, but you can call your captain to drop it off and have access to it on yacht.
>>145968238
>we live in a fucking golden age of gaming!
No you're just blind
>>145967824
>couldn't even spring for blue jeans and white sneakers
>>145948103
>Livery makes perfect sense because it's for racing
>Removes roof with race vent
KYS
>>145966368
>>145966478
Not everybody goes around killing everybody though. I understand farming somebody after he's killed you but that wasn't mentioned anywhere.
>>145969302
>Not everybody goes around killing everybody though
Except if they're in a hydra.
>>145969302
That would be true if he wasn't getting into a jet.
>>145969340
>fly hydras all the time
>rarely kill people for no reason
ayy
>>145965761
>triple KO
>none of them actually get's knocked out
>>145949626
Greys are good if you're going for a primer look.
>>145969452
>Go on the internet
>Tell lies
lmao
When you make your first webms, it's good that you spam the thread at once, and instead release them over the course of a week.
>>145969302
Have you not been abiding the shitter code lately?
Kill-on-sight list (updated):
>Jamestown players
>GODS players
>UMBK players
>SWAT players
>IGN players
>WEED players
>MP3 players
>FAPS players
>ARMY plauers
>Gang-crew players
>Military-crew players
>Mafia-crew players
>MC-crew players
>Reddit-crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a monkey mask
>Anyone wearing a doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a skeletal mask
>Anyone dressed characteristically like an urban hood
>Anyone dressed characteristically like a stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a gold-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Futo (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving a Zentorno
>Anyone driving a Z-Type
>Anyone driving a Panto
>Anyone driving a T20
>Anyone driving an Osiris
>Anyone entering a Hydra (Approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone entering a Lazer (see: Anyone entering a Hydra)
>Anyone operating a Savage
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving an Insurgent
>Anyone who uses pink weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend or non-member with a red blip
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
>>145969473
The what look?
>>145969716
Add:
>anyone driving a Prototipo
>anyone driving a Bestia GTS
>anyone driving a Reaper
>anyone driving a Benefactor XLS (armored)
>DEFINITELY anyone driving a Brickade
to the shitter KoS list.
>>145970024
>DEFINITELY anyone driving a Brickade
Why?
Should i hold my rare cargo or sell it immediately?
>>145963570
>cuban missile dodge.webm
>not cuban missile crisis.webm
>>145970024
>brickade and bestia
You take that back you fucking piece of shit
>>145970142
sell it. it only stops you having more crates and doesnt go up in value.
its a one shot boost tat takes up space. the multiplier for a single crate in a medium or large warehouse is worth aroudn the same with harard pay and it only costs 2000 where as getting a special item s costs 27000
>>145969716
>>145970024
This bait would be better of you trimmed the fat man it's been tl;dr spamming for weeks
as somebody who hasnt played in a while I must say this office thing is fucking cool
i can be a secretary
>>145967824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQlQ6ALLxAE
>>145970335
also ima post some screenshots now
>>145970401
It would be perfect if the guy wasn't making such a try-hard face.
>>145970219
Pic related is primer I guess?
>>145970640
looks more like metals>dark steel
>>145970085
>>145970247
Brickade is an armored Kuruma made into a giant truck.
>>145970771
Except for the whole being able to shoot people through the giant windows thing.
>>145970748
Looks Matte from this angle.
what's with the intense amount of griefers lately? Going outside as a CEO is pretty much a death sentence. I don't even have to be delivering cargo and I'll get spammed by rockets.
I once went into a session with only 2 people in it who were in their apartments. I drive outside after being inside for like 30 min, next thing I know they're already on me with their buzzards. It's like they sit there watching the map all day.
>>145970771
>Brickade is an armored Kuruma
What? It's much slower and you can shoot through the windows, nigger.
>>145970913
Maybe matte with a bugged in pearlscent. that's too reflective to be normal matte.
>>145862062
Catower is also a tranny wannabe with his insufferable voice.
isnt brickade pegasus?
no bf tyres
>>145970916
Just started playing again and noticed that some have a cross and a color instead of the regular white circle on them on the map.
Bascially, you're a more attractive target with that cross over you.
>>145970913
That's because it's dirty. This is primer.
What's the most efficient way to make money now?
I've been doing heists but people always leave.
>>145970771
>slow
>huge
>breakable big windows
It's literally a fat truck you turboscrub
>>145971328
CEngine.
>>145971034
>>145971170
Tried it out matte light grey with ice white pearlscent bug.
How does it look friends?
>>145971439
That's illegal. You can't do illegal things on the internet.
>>145970916
More often than not rival organizations agree to non-aggression when I message them. When pubs act up they get shit on by VIPs. If neither of those happen it's not too hard finding an empty session.Good thing xbone freeaim=dedgame :^)
>>145971560
>terrible rims
>roll cage
>matte
Kill thyself.
>>145971560
Probably the closest you can get to what you wanted to replicate.
I like it. Shame about the orange rollcage.
>>145971857
I'm just trying to have a go at making this >>145970913 >>145970640
Was pretty disappointed at them putting ricer-looking rims on a muscle car too.
>>145971941
Yeah I don't get it why they didn't make at least one of the two roll cage variants for the Dukes be colorable. Literally every other car that has a roll cage option has it colored.
hey guys is there still any way to glitch a mask under your bulletproof helmet?
Does the self radio still make your FPS drop?
Picture of a cute girl just to get your attention
>>145972557
cute trap*
>>145972557
Does she have a cute feminine dick?
>>145972557
Does your computer still suck?
Haven't been on for while.
Do the trainers/cheat menus still work online?
>>145972457
should I attach a pic of a cute girl too to try and get some help? Like, an actual cute girl, not the 5/10 posted by that anon
>>145973020
Fuck off
>>145972557
It drops it by ~5 fps for me, but I'm pretty sure it's because I'm still running a 2500k. This game is the first thing that has pushed me into upgrading, but I'm waiting to see how much Zen actually delivers on its promises before deciding what to get.
>>145973086
Sorry lad, didn't get the memo that menus aren't cool according to /gtag/.
pretentious cunts.
It's a video game, you fucking dumplings.
>>145973297
>wahhhhh i just wanna cheat help me cheat pls
>>145973297
>Getting buttblasted over a videogame discussion
>>145973297
Specially when it's a shitty videogame that's focused on microtransactions and grinding that has no skill ceiling whatsoever, being mostly a sandbox than anything.
I used CE to make millions 2 weeks ago, i think it still works. Not sure about menus though.
Also, there was a banwave recently, you might wanna be careful.
>ITT cheat justification
>bad get mad
>>145973020
they don't, this >>145950575 >>145957129 does, but some report being banned
>>145973020
Yes.
>>145970335
>can go vip/ceo anytime with no restrictions or cooldowns
>weapon storage
>unlimited free snack supply
>accomodation upgrade basically makes it into an apartment with a helipad and personal vehicle delivery without the restrictions of the mechanic
even if you don't intend to buy a warehouse and move cargo it's pretty neato
>go to the roof
>order Buzzard
...
>>145975027
>Not knowing how the vehicle spawns work
>In two thousand and fucking sixteen
>>145975126
I kinda assumed that helicopter would use a fucking helipad that's right there
>>145975027
jump down, there's a parachute that spawns right next to you
>>145975190
>I kinda assumed
Well that's what you get for assuming dumb shit instead of knowing how it actually works.
>>145975262
R* could've added helipads to how it actually works with this update. It makes sense for it to actually work this way, instead of spawning in the street, to be ruined by the first adhd npc that shows up.
Is /gtag/ the musical ever happening? There was talks of it a few weeks ago. I want to hear our rendition of I can't drive 55.
Rate my office
>>145978404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkWWJ9W5300
>>145971035
>post from over 12 hours ago
How obsessed are you?
Requesting to join the pc crew,Akimbo_Bacon
am I supposed to be exploring until missions pop up?
>>145979810
You have a mission right there.
>>145979879
god damn chinese
>work 2 hours on making a good looking DONK car
>forget to install anti-stealing
>cruise around Grove Street
>get jacked
THAT'S IT! I'M DONE WITH THESE NIGGERS! TIME TO PUT THE JIGGABOOS IN THE ZOO!
>>145979424
You're in.
Sorry about rejecting you the other day. Couldn't find a mention of your name anywhere in any current or previous threads. So I thought you were just some random.
>>145980123
Can we kick Comfy out for blatant racism?
>>145979879
I'm an idiot.
I always thought they were markers home for the character.
And I was just wondering why the Chinese was listed but not Trevor's house.
thx dawg
>>145972457
Yes
>>145975643
Of course the helipads work! Just head over to your assistant and she'll get you a nice helicopter for the low low price of only 1000-3000 dollar. It's a great deal goyim
>>145900034
>>145900724
>>145901425
>>145959862
>>145979359
>>145980365
attentionwhores baited, time to ban them.
>>145976716
Now I want to be able to put snapmatic pictures on the wall instead of the default paintings
>>145980570
okay
>>145980570
(you)
>>145980481
They do spawn there if you land on the pad, and choose to leave to the roof.
Returning player wanting in on pc gtag, name is Izrith. Thanks.
Let me tell y'all sometimes y'all are cool and shit, but not great. You're not frosted flakes and I wish you would be but you aint. Y'all are more like Chex. Sometimes y'all are good with a banana, but y'all aint great. Sometimes y'all are good in a party mix with pretzels that are salted and peanuts and what not but y'all aint more than good.
I really want y'all to be frosted flakes though.
>>145980570
>not there
I feel left out.
So, what's the opinion on Further Adventures of Finance & Felony?
I play this with three of my friends and have a crew we're all part of. Is it worth it to run Pacific Standard a few times in order to get the cash to purchase an office for ourselves? Will we get a decent return off of it or will it just be wasted?
And more importantly,will we have fun?
>>145981369
That's a nice sleeper.
>>145981629
Heists are more fun but grinding them multiple times takes the fun out of them.
Post sleepers.
>>145980570
(You)
>>145981973
>first 2 heists are WAY more fun and WAY more complicated than the last one
>they're first so the payoff is jack shit
cockstar knows game design yes
I just want to play UPS simulator please.
>>145982827
Humane labs has the best set pieces. It really should have been the last heist.
>>145982848
I probably deserve this.
Should the Duke o' Death be added to the shitter list, considering R* are considering making it available in online?
>>145983493
Why not? It's as bad as the armored Kuruma.
>>145983417
>R* are considering making it available in online
Source on that?
Whoever the fuck keeps requesting a password reset to a psn account from me(Des) your new password is ilovekurumas1337
>>145904150
pls respond
>>145970142
>>145970304
but if you have a small warehouse specifically for special crates and you sell at 100% you get a bonus
>>145983417
>R* are considering making it available in online
>>145986027
What am I supposed to be seeing here
Is there a recommended suspension for this thing? I thought it would be best with no suspension mods but it keeps tipping over
>>145986715
>it keeps tipping over
That's part of its charm.
post cubans
>>145984707
I'm willing to race if you can find others, add NullProphet on SC.
>>145987109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC1U7RIe8yA
>>145986715
Lmaoing at those graphics. You running on a toaster whiteboi?
>>145986715
Lowest makes it more bearable but >>145987038
It still tips over even with the lowest suspen but that's kind of the fun of the vehicle, it's for throwing around the dirt tracks round blaine county and not a lot else
>>145987284
Which menu is that?
>game runs at a solid 50-60 FPS no matter what the circumstances
>with seemingly no in-game cause, randomly drops to 20 FPS for like 10-15 seconds and then back up to 50-60
>this cycle happens like literally every minute or so
I can be sitting in my office, driving, flying, standing still, it doesn't matter. What I'm doing in-game does not seem to be a factor. I can clearly run the game fine under stress but these random fucking frame rate drops happen. I've tried every solution on google and nothing works. There are rockstar support pages filled with people with the same problem and no official solution.
It's really starting to ruin the game for me.
>>145987109
>almost turning off the engine because you're going so slow
>coming in to land at an upwards angle
>having the landing gear down too early
What were you expecting
>>145987541
Mneyoo, and it's SP or cutoff-pub online only, you can't use it with other players anymore.
>>145987697
>you can't use it with other players anymore.
What happened?
>>145987148
>add NullProphet
>>145987697
menufags status
cucked
btfo
memed on hard
>>145987664
try overclocking your cpu
>>145987829
1.34
>>145987697
Can the gunners on the menyoo version aim? On NM they have a tiny cone of travel.
>tfw cant spawn war rigs anymore
>>145981629
it's probably one of their best updates so far, all things considered (heists come close but are too dicey, lots of easy cash but the hydra/kuruma/insurgent are all used for the wrong reason)
the focal point of this update is the solo endeavor. you can buy crates and have your friends work for you but they're not going to see any of the money that you make selling those crates. it's better to work at it alone, when your friends can't find the time to do heists and you can't be bothered to do them with random playersyou'll all have fun as long as each of you own an office, p much
>>145987697
fuck that looks fun
>>145987829
Rockstar added some CRC or some shit beyond my level of knowledge. Basically, any traditional menu that works to the extent that Menyoo, Nigger, Infamous, Jordan, etc cannot work online with other players anymore, you get kicked to your own public session no one can join with an "incompatible assets" error.
Externals as people are calling them (don't tell Pea, he will go on an autist rant about how they are technically not external) like Cheat Engine scripts or Aimware/Aimjunkies, which cost well over 100$ for a life time or 15$ a month still work. But they are limited to Godmode, teleporting, trigger/aimbot, car spawning, and weapon shit like explosive ammo and damage multipliers.
Basically, Rockstar completely destroyed the fun part of menus and did nothing to stop the worst. (except whole session explosions, those are gone, for now)
>>145987954
Nope, it's welded and can only fire a short number of degrees.
>>145987874
>hating menufriends
kys
Did the mass of armored vehicles get tweaked at some point? 1/2
>>145987667
Too used to jet shitting. Forgot that other planes are slow bricks.
>>145987943
OK but I don't see how that's going to help considering it seems to run perfectly fine and the drops are unrelated to my system's inability to run the game.
This doesn't happen in any other game. It's specifically a GTAV problem
>>145988479
>Nope, it's welded and can only fire a short number of degrees.
So theyre basically identical.
Shame
>>145988614
literally the only good thing about those dumb shits is the ability to give out money
everything else is 'look at my epic creation forged out of _____ existing model and _____ existing model, aren't i a special snowflake or constantly blowing up lobbies
>>145988669
>>145988895
Cop cars have keksy physics now, other cars don't do that.
>>145989037
>What is the ability to kick griefing scum from lobbies
>>145989037
Yeah it's much better now that r* got rid of menus and all there is now is externals/dll injection that only allows for griefing
>>145987318
That's an image I found on google shitskin
>>145989995
if you can't handle the heat stay out of the kitchen lol
just because someone's killing you doesn't mean you should be able to boot them from the server on a whim you whiny bitch
>>145990673
Here's your (You) since it was quite obvious I meant people who use GM and the likesWhich you're probably using
>>145990860
the fuck is GM
>>145991029
see
>>145988479
the part in the middle
>>145990920
wow epic gayter, you hit a target that was flying in a linear direction with a lock-on homing missile! another incredible display of skill never before seen in this generalhe's still more of a shitter for being in a jet though
>>145990407
Some random with an aimbot and godmode is a lot better than Everyone in session getting exploded and/or getting crashed.
If menus only had fun stuff, they'd be fine, but most kids will probably get the ones with griefing features.
>>145991162
right, i see
i honestly had no idea cheat engine could grant godmode desu, thought it was only a money generator at best
i'm still more happy that they got rid of one cancer aspect than i would be if they hadn't got rid of any, having no menushitters but still having injectorshitters beats having both
>>145991195
That's not why I posted it, the point is the guided would have missed if not for the turn to go for IcyDuck.
>>145991398
I told you this would happen you fucking fuck fugger. Post it, s/he says.
>>145991398
now do that with a regular RPG you tranny shit lol
>>145991687
>>145991807
>attacking unarmed aircraft that pose no threatnot a bad shot tho
>>145991687
and the other way around
>>145992052I know, but I have the excuse that he tried to attack us with a Jet earlier
>>145989037
>'look at my epic creation forged out of _____ existing model and _____ existing model, aren't i a special snowflake
Resulted in cool looking Mad Max vehicles though.
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>>145991687
>implying Kaz doesn't always go for an RPG on an incoming helo so has loads of these things
It's like asking me to post a missile hitting a Kuruma coming around a corner.
>>145992291
Willard Faction.
Done.
>>145992434
i bet you think you're clever
>>145992434
>Buick regal is a Chevy monte carlo
They're both F-bodies but other than that they are not the same car.
>>145965750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0D9p7Bb72s
I'm not sure I got that right, if I keep shit in my warehouse it can be raided by other players? Or just makes sell missions harder?
Pic random, good times I miss.
>watching previous godmode kiddies' KD drop right before your eyes when they have to play with no menu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZwjI9N8WKk
>>145992291
>>145992821
Apart from headlights it's the exact same.
>>145992291
After pic related and the PMP600.
>>145993262
>dissin some godmode fagget
>using cheatmenu himself
top lel
>>145993508
>menyoo broke
>he's not GM anymore obviously
>'both using menus' meme
>>145993154
No, neither. You get raided by NPCs not players. Whether you have 111 crates or 3 crates, they'll be the same difficulty, what matters on difficulty is if you're selling a small shipment, a medium shipment, or a large shipment.
>>145993154
Is that a 4 door Buccaneer I see there? How.
>>145993813
it's Lurcher from Halloween update.
>>145993813
It's the Lurcher, an even edgier hearse.
>>145993416
clearly the exact same car amirite
is there a way to block Martin? I fucking hate seeing his face
>>145972557
It seems more stable now
Daytona Dukes when?
>>145987664
alt+enter then back to fullscreen helps with that a lot for me
no foolin'
Post cars you want to the game time?
>>145996131
Very professional.
>>145997006
Dominator is already in game mate
>>145997006
having a horse in gtao would be hilarious desu
>racing people in their T20s with a 4 horse carriage and those wheel spikes to shred their tires
>getting obliterated by everybody instantly
>riding around the streets with the heavy revolver never getting to experience RDR2
for real though dawg?
>>145996619
Thanks.
>>145995825
SA Infernus and elegy desu senpai
>>145997997
>those flip-flops
fired.
>>145997997
get some heels on you two-bit whore
Wha tare the chances of getting a new version of vice city in the next game like we got for Liberty City and Los santos?
>>145997997
>>145996131
>this pcuck seriously spends hours sitting at a computer taking screencaps of their ugly gook waifu like it's barbie dress up to avatarfag as
kys kid
>>145999630
>this ps4cuck seriously spends hours sitting at a computer replying to posts from PC players because his crew is dead and he has nothing better to do
kys kid
>>146000046
nah one of these things is clearly more pathetic than the other
playing as a woman period makes you one of the lowest forms of human alive if you can even call that a life
>>146000461
nah one of these things is clearly more pathetic than the other
playing on the PS4 period makes you one of the lowest forms of human alive if you can even call that a life
>>145999630
I just took 2 screenshots between crate shipments, calm down dude.
Why don't you post a screenshot of your character so we can all have a laugh.
>>146000562
he'd have to go through the whole snapmatic process and honestly I wouldn't ask that of my greatest enemy.
>>145995825
>Deimos SP
>Phobos VT
>Polaris V8 (we really need a four dour musce car)
>Cartel Cruiser
>Lobo
>Exsess (basically a gta3 era kuruma)
>Argento
>gta3 era Stinger
>Countach Infernus
>Testarossa Cheetah
>Hermes
>Two door Rancher
>>146000046
>ps4cuck
doesnt really roll off the tongue like pcuck, at least you tried kiddo
>this pcuck seriously spends hours sitting at a computer getting mad at online posts pointing out how fucking pathetic they are and how pc is dead/everyone is banned and has nothing better to do than avatarfag as their hamface gook waifu
kys kiddo
>>146000760
>this cucksole fag is stil going
>>146000760
>this console pleb seriously spends hours sitting at a computer getting mad at posts ridiculing his online posts attempting to lie about how pathetic his dead community is considering pc is very much alive/nobody that matters is banned and has nothing better to do than complain about people's characters because he can't aim with his shitty controller
>>146001004
>pcuck got so btfo they have given up
kek
>>146001139
>cucksole fag is STILL going.
>>146001139
>he has to aim with an analogue stick
>the anal devastation this creations causes him to lash out at his betters on an anonymous korean sweat shop bulletin board
>>146001139
>>146001198
You have to be 17 or older to play this game.
>>146001387
Yeah so get the fuck out please.
>>146000536
not even the same guy desu
i play on pc but i play as a ma(sterrace)le
>>146001097
kek i can feel the tears streaming down your fat disgusting acne ridden face swelling red like a balloon as you try to grasp as many straws as you can copying and editing my posts becausw youre too retarded to think of a sentence for yourself
>this pcuck seriously spends weeks on end sitting at a computer projecting on imageboards and circlejerking with other pcucks aka full grown onese men pretending to be young females with their ugly butterface characters in an online video game and dont actually play it because keyboard and mouse is shit for the game like driving in a game focused on stealing cars and getting so pathetically mad that pc is dead because the entire tiny playerbase got banned and has nothing better to do with his sad pathetic life like get a job and move out of their parents house already
kek just kill yourself already, you really want to wait 3 more years so the obesity kills you instead?
>>146001198
>pcuck is STILL mad
>>146001332
>he cant aim with an analogue stick
>PCucks so unevolved they dont have thumbs
>>146001853
underrated post
>>146001828
>that essay
you're literally mad as fuck
I have a controller plugged into my PC and I still prefer to use the keyboard and mouse because aiming a gun from a car with the controller is like hitting yourself in the head with a spiked bat.
>>146001853
>he thinks that erratic flailing of thumbs is aiming
more like spraying and praying. You know I used to own the game on oldgen and had a 3.0 using those shitty analogue sticks. I'm glad I've since abandoned that pathetic control method.
Go play with all 3 of the other console cucks on your dead game, I'm regularly in lobbies with 10-15 GTAG members cuck keep lying about your dead crew faggot nobody believes you.
whats up ladies and gentleman its ya boy here and today we're back at it again roasting pcucks and making kids cry so be sure to SMASH that like button and subscribe for more pcuck btfoing content
>>145999630
Whats even more pathetic is being triggered by it.
Here, have another gook barbie.
and today we got 2 more sad pcuck raging and getting memed on hard so be sure to hit the like button for these 2 kiddos
>>146002482
>>146002609
getting btfo hard
>>146002813
>>146002558
>trying this hard
>seriously trying to argue that his shit aiming method is better based on some cherrypicked webms of low level players
this would be funny if it wasn't so sad. Keep reaching.
whoa...
>>146002976
proof is right there kiddo, umad?
kek
>>146003118
the fact that you have all these cherrypicked webms is proof of massive butthurt and an inferiority complex.
>>146003269
>cherrypicked
these were willingly provided by pcucks like yourselves kiddo,not cherrypicking when the entire crop is exactly the same
stay mad kiddo, kek
>>146002813
nah.
>>146003527
>hitting dead center the whole time
>obviously a webm pointing out a hacker
what exactly are you trying to prove?
>>146002558
>other guy has godmode
>>146003720
>>146003747
>pcucks cant read filenames
so pcucks cant aim with a superior precise mouse and they cant also read, kek
>>146003910
there's absolutely no way a controller-wielding console pleb would be able to group shots that accurately. Thanks for proving our point.
Pretty far into gta5 single player (did the chase through the airport) and only now learned how to manipulate the stocks. Is there enough time left in the main story to abuse this to buy all the properties?
>all pcucks ran away from the thread crying once i started btfoing all of them with all these proof
kek plently more where that came from
>>146004013
yeah but even a console player can kill a nonmoving target kek
also no Pathetic Cheaters on console
keep grasping kiddo almost there :^)
>>146004185
there are literally guides on the internet telling you exactly how to do this. You should have started early
>>146004373
you're extremely pathetic and butthurt.
>>146004378
>buy a new game
>shit better grab a guide to teach me how to play it
No one actually does this.
>>146004510
keep projecting pcuck, it wont make you any less pathetic and mad :^)
>>146004641
says the guy posting essays and scraping together his butthurt folder, which ironically showed instances of aiming that a console pleb could never achieve
>>146002482
Post your deadgen stats page then, lets have a look at how good those stats really were.
>10-15 gtag members
You mean the PCucks that ruined the general with avatarfagging, comfyshittery and boring webms of rpg kills. Holy fuck am I jelly.
>>146004757
>essays
>whaaa im too retarded to read a single paragraph and even though i have a keyboard i am too retard to type at a normal pace like a human being
man whats its like being such a fucking pathetic cuck? you spend yearss of your pathetic life on this machine and defend it yet you cant even type more than a single sentence in less than a minute, how sad and ironic
>>146005097
>he's literally this mad as fuck
you don't have to put effort into conversations when you've already won by default.
>>146005071
>>146004510
>he posts webms of shit pc aim
>"they're just bad"
>posts webms of blatant cheating
>"see, that guy aims good" - doesnt matter cos hax
>you're just pathetic and butthurt
Literally nothing of value to say
>>146005492
what's funny is those shit pc players are still aiming better than above-average console players
>>146005284
That isnt posting your stats page, that can be inflated by all manner of shittery.
>jets
>tanks
>rpg/minigun etc
If you were so good, link to your stats page so I can see what your pvp kills by weapon, your general accuracy and per weapon accuracy and k/d then.
>>146005492
>that is good aim
He has the reaction time and tracking of a cum stained paper towel.
>>146004560
Idiots do
>>146005730
>I have a 1.something because I'm an honorable player that uses honorable things!
whatever bro. I use an AP pistol for pretty much everything.
Hey /gtag/, this drama doesn't involve me and that's an issue.
So I'm here to let you know, I aim better than each of you, console or pc. Deal with it fags.
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>>146005284
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>>146006304
>crt monitor user
don't make me laugh
>>146005597
>I couldnt aim for shit on consoles so no-one canI literally just joined the session after coming online before this vid started, i spawned down the street and grabbed that car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZAzEbvmjjM
I'm not the guy posting the webms, but you see one vid of bad console players and think thats representative, he posts a bad vid of PC and "HURR ITS JUST ONE VID".
>>146006304
who?
>>146006392
>thinks newer = better
Child you have school tomorrow. You need to finish your homework and go to bed. If you want I can come in later to tuck you in and help you relax.
>>146006428
except I used to be a console player and have like 25 gameplay days of experience with how shit console players are at aiming. As a guy that has been on both sides of the fence you can't lie to me.
>>146006103
> I have proof I can easily provide by sending a link, but instead, just take my cumsoaked word as proof
Nah. Well done getting a 3k/d using a jet, so pro
>>146006727
I suck dick at flying jets so take my word for it I don't. Regardless there is nothing on the stat page that tells you how many player kills you've gotten with each weapon/vehicle, only overall which includes NPCs so it's not like looking at my page would help.
enjoy being bad with your shit k/d and assuming everyone with a better k/d must necessarily fly a jet. The stat page says I have about 5000 kills with the AP pistol and 300 kills with the lazer. I've only owned the hydra for two days since that glitch came out so it's not exactly my go-to either.
>>145994289
you are right actually
post throwbacks
where did it all go so wrongoh yeah, when i went on an autistic rampage
>>146007197
Actually if you go into career->weapons you can see the amount of player kills separately. It's completely bugged though and doesn't show the proper values
>>146007362
When you treated him like shit, like you do all your "friends".
>>146006508
>4:3
>better
take your pills and go to bed gramps
>/gtag/ - PCucks get fucking mad as hell
TOP KEK
KEK
>>146007521
what's wrong with 4:3?
I'm not chink you know. I don't see the world in widescreen mode.
>>146007841
no peripheral vision
you're gimping yourself cat.
>>146008174
please all you have to do is look to the left and then to the right
it's easy and anyone can do it
>>146008373
except you miss the small details like getting shot from an angle that you can't see on a 4:3
>>146008551
If someone shoots me I will just look at the minimap and turn in their direction and then shoot them
do you really need that extra space on the sides to know someone is shooting at you?
>>146008551
>implying blater's meme res is a good thing
I'd rather 4:3.
>>146008790
New thread
>>146008232
Can we ban pea already he/she/xe/it doesn't even try to hide it
Anyone know how to wear a scarf and body armor? I used to be able to do it but now I cant
>>146008916
>leader is a skid
>90% of the crew are skids
good luck.
>>146009142
>leader is a skid
Not since the last update.
>>146007197
>>146007197
>still wont post proof
>JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT
Nah.
You can also look up specific weapon kills on the weapons tab, has total kills, player kills, death to that weapon, accuracy of weapon etc
>>146007425
These stats are bugged
I have 0 Brass Knuckle Player kills
t. kaz
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