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>>145560527
>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.
>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT (embed)
>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB (embed)
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
>Patch notes for 1.34
http://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/220249028
First for banning furries
>>145699245
2nd for HairlessEagle
she's cute!
CUTE!
>>145699427
>she
Johnny was a faggot.
>>145699427
underrated girl
>>145699427
how the fuck did you make jay leno in gta
>>145699615
it was literally 10/10 dlc and a huge slap in the face to fans
>>145700034
BoGT >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TLaD
Is CEO shit the best way to make cash now?
>>145700598
they were both good DLC but jewstar being the jews they are shit in the face of the DLC they didn't make them enough precious shekels. Meanwhile there's absolutely no singleplayer DLC for GTAV because, once again, not enough shekels to be made when compared to releasing new vehicles for ridiculous prices and selling shark cards to compensate instead.
>>145700598
True, but Johnny still was a cool guy.
how do i get a free buzzard as a ceo
>>145701178
you can't unless you already own a buzzard, at which point "free" isn't exactly an apt description
>>145701247
>Not already owning a Buzzard
>>145701359
I own a buzzard, but I wouldn't consider it "free" in any case
>>145700812
Then what is
After I make my 1M$ and become a CEO for the first time, do I still need the money to do it agian?
>>145701359
>>145701178
>>145701393
>tfw I bought a buzzard in 2013 when I did my first money glitch
>>145701471
Same thing as before.
>>145701592
no, you can turn on/off CEO/VIP status after you buy an office, at no cost.
>it's a GM skid session
>join a new one
>it's another GM skid session
>>145699427
there's the Kazreetsus, the joacimots, the Auroras
But I am loyal to my girl Hairless, underrated indeed, I remember her lewd days
Friendly reminder that it's impossible to shoot while rolling
>>145702201
>PS Quadruple master race
>haven't seen any skids since the Triple
At least you get higher quality jaggies lmao
>>145703698
tatoos are fucking disgusting
>tfw no braindead lowbie friends to extort for CEO work
the pain is unbearable
>>145703824
>>145704563
>rockstar will never EVER EVER EVER EVER FOREVER NEVER EVER increase payouts for associates or give them a cut of the sale because muh shark cards
>>145704563
I'm always willing to help out with crates when I'm on.
FRIENDLY REMINDER: xSnapdragon is a T20 shit and soon to be a proto shit too.I got lazy with these but I'm back
Friendly reminder: all crewmembers are required to set their system to imperial from metric for consistency of measurements among crewmembers
Yo has the internet browser pointer always been a middle finger? I just now noticed that lmao
>>145705368
Since day one
>steamgroup potw is Higgus
>Boko won't even put out
>this group is trash desu
>>145704749
>>145703698
Bl8 should just kill himself now.
>>145705209
>mfw I'm American and have it set to metric
Did anyone else randomly get 100,000 removed removed from their account for no reason after coming back after some time?
>>145705530
boko is pure desu
>>145705931
No, I'm not a fag who only comes back during updates.
Are hackerbucks still a thing nowadays?
>>145706025
Is that why the money was removed? Because I was offline for too long?
What are the BEST guns in each category?
Find your favorite puchi and give her a hug before playing GTA:O
>>145706931
KYS
>>145706913
Minigun, RPG and heavy rifle is all you need
>>145706987
t. IGN Shitter
>>145706987
>Forgetting about an AP pistol for when you're in your chrome Kuruma.
>>145706931
>PEPEPEPEPE
holy shit it's a cross between memes
>>145706931
anime holocaust when?
>>145706913
AP Pistol is best gun in every category, except for automatic sniper and homo-launcher.
You literally cant hit shit with anything else
proven, webm related ;^)
>>145707360
>nulls retarded buttbuddies can't aim
shocking
>>145707463
Oh shit you remembered me for like what.. 3 months now? You should've told me, we could be besties too, and maybe you wouldnt have to hate on null to feel relevant.
also sniping on a gamepad is harsh, nade launcher is much more fun.
>>145707360
This is why you don't use dot. The guns have a set spread, they won't hit where the dot is. The reticle is the size of random spread.
>>145707926
>nulls retarded buttbuddies can't aim
shocking
>>145708107
You're just pretending, right?
>>145708334
The webms slows since the retard thinks just because the dot is in line with target that it should be hit. When you have the sniper reticle, it's huge because r* purposefully made the snipers unusable without using the scope. The reticle is sized and reacts to bullet spread. The dot is just a dot.
>>145708742
So you're not. Wow
>>145708840
>wow
Get offline, gramps
>>145708742
The webm slows because the rifle is literally a meter away from a guy on a quad bike and yet the bullet doesnt hit anything. it flies off to the left... I guess? And the reticle doesn't help much anyway. Im aware that the hip-fire wont hit right in the dot, but then again if I had the reticle on it still doesnt tell me a fucking thing.
>>145707926
I will never know how to use this thing, too much time RPGing Kurumas coming around corners 3 blocks away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK8QCA_6Ms0
>>145706931
will do c:
>>145706931
>pic
>>145707320
I think this is what you're looking for
>>145710804
wow ur fat
>>145710804
Gonna need more hormones
>>145707360
You're going to make me cry dude stop.
is rockstar down for anyone else i cant log in online?
>>145713057
Have fun with him, snap. I'm sure you can suspend the reality that it's a dude in your head much better than I can.
>>145713515
that salt
tfw I was hoping they'd have human trafficking at least with the new update.
I just want a harem of trashy looking traps
>>145713057
>>145713515
>>145713802
>>145714226
This general sometimes...s m h
>>145714226
I'm sure cuckstar didn't want sjws crying about it but either way all the contraband you can get are inanimate I'm p sure so I guess it makes sense for them not to have that
Besides do you really want a bunch of cute asian ladyboys locked in a cage in your warehouse next to guns and drug and shit?
>>145714997
It's my dream. I'd mod it in if I could
>>145715272
who is this hottie
>>145715272
Love this slut
>>145715406
>hottie
>>145713802
Salt can only help with all this bitterness.
>>145713057
>>145713515
god damn it this shit is too fucking funny.
>>145699427
She's got a resting shocked face. Pretty funny.
>>145713057
wtf.......
>>145713515
based bl8r. blow erpfags out
>its a "use the kurama instead of the bikes" episode
The guy who came up with such a vehicle must be hated by the rest of the office. It cause of him all their work in creating levels gets flushed down the drain.
>>145717684
Those are things adults do, comfyanon. You wouldn't know because you're 15.
>>145718134
Reminder that blater used to be a comfy and erpfag as well.
>>145718407
Worst I got with that was telling Herman the German to suck my cock, and posting that tonks picture anytime someone mentioned tonks, for a laugh. I don't role play with dudes pretending to be women.
>>145718863
What about girls who pretend to be dudes?
>>145718407
He's wised up.
who are the /realgirls/?where are their nudes?
Who's the cutest gtag irl? I must know, for reasons.
>>145718173
>Be r*
>Shit out 5 crappy group missions
>Make it so EVERYONE has to survive/be in lobby/suck dick
>Heist has a part that is basically "Do this objectively-stupid thing that even a retard knows is stupid"
>People figure out that there is a work-around
>R* probably pissed that people figured out how to exploit their stupidity
I'm not sure what they were expecting.
>>145720057
Anybody wanna help a brother out with the series a heist on PS4? PSN: ghostofpaulman
>>145720226what do those asses smell like?
>>145718863
>these Blatantâ„¢ lies
Whatever you gotta to tell yourself.
loadsamone
>tfw Cockstar's DDoS filter somehow picked me off and now I can't access their site or the game.
>>145720057
Blater is cutest.
>>145720869
That's what I hate about the offices, nearly all of them are a mess of money, loot and cargo is just dumped all over the place. While my super condo. garages and yacht are impeccably clean. Hell I wash my real world car every 2 weeks. It kills my OCD.
>>145722071
Here's a Rockstar Ideaâ„¢: To clean up your office, you can hire a cleaning service for an extra $1000 daily fee.
>>145720869
dude fix your graphics settings before you destroy your eyes
>>145722340
Not an issue, i don't think I've ever payed the daily upkeep costs ever. I just load a new session.
>>145722508
your kidding me? so you relog every 40mins to save like 2-3k ingame?
>>145722340
Cleaning service in LS?
>>145722413
don't you tell me what to do chen, I'm backed up by poptepipic
>>145722617
Pretty much all the time. If not I just jump to a heist or contract mission and it's a good way to save progress. I even use it since it's often faster to get back to my place or yacht than actually flying or driving.
>>145722730
(・□・;)
my names fetus2genius i just requested to join the pc group
>>145724267
welcome to the club
I wish haulage gave more monies.
>>145720869
>>145724812
You people need better rigs, those looks worse than the PS4 version.
>>145725058
I play without any AA or post effects.
>silenced pistol npc in dark alleyway
>two stars
>stab npc
>two stars
whats the point?
>>145725314
Dear god why? It looks so much better with it going.
>>145725630
If i wanted quality screen shots I'll hike everything up and do them in an action replay.
>>145725712
Not about you screen shots but you enjoying a nice looking game?
>>145725793
higher fps numbers has a higher effect on me then nice looking game at 60 fps.
>>145725943
I have trouble on ultra on games like planetside 2 since it's demanding alot.
>>145726376
I just like 144 over quality in anything really.
>>145725058
Honestly, I thought it looked good on the 360 even.
>>145726738
Stop being poor. You can have both.
Can love blossom, even on the battlefield?
>>145727136
Have you tried?
>>145727460
>970
>>145727536
>unironically trying to say that SLI 970 is a bad setup
>>145727536
Muh 3.5 vram, if you can control the vram usage it's a betty gud card.
>No one wants to help collect crates anymore
Man, I miss playing shitty phone games and shitposting while gathering crates
>>145726738
>>145726839
>>145727460
I play on a year old $1500 lenovo laptop with a 4gb nvidia gtx. I have zero issues running anything on ultra settings.
How hard/frustrating is it to do 3-crate buying missions if you're alone in a lobby and you're like semi-competent at the game? And what about selling?
I just bought a small warehouse and I've done 1 & 2 crate buying/selling missions and they weren't too bad 2bh
>>145728582
post specs and gta 5 examples, I wanna see.
>>145729235
The hell if I know how to make webms.
>>145729328
are you this retarded? Even >nullprophet can make webms
>>145729328
>not knowing how to make .webm files
>>145727872
You can't say you've tried if you're using 970s.
>Finish delivering 3 crates
>this happens
unknown death 2002
>>145728630
selling is a wildcard, has many configurations. buying is usually a cake walk as long as you pay attention. any crash site ones you get take an air vehicle(inb4 anything but a buzzard) and scope a couple/all the cops investigating, lose cops, go back to begin collecting. most difficult/annoying ones are any land vehicle+NPCs rekting you from your 12(that never stop respawning ;^)
>>145729719
What are you using?
>>145728582
Wait what? You spent $1,500 on a old laptop?
I hope it really can handle most games on ultra setting.
>>145728582
>>145729719
SLI 970 can handle all ultra 1080 at 60 fps ez.
>>145730773
Well I guess not the really grassy areas but isn't that normal.
>>145730773
>MSAA x4
>>145731486
>he doesn't know what TXAA does.
hypothetically if a shit in a zentorno comes at you waving c4 and you hit that c4, do you pay for his insurance or he does himself?
>>145732889
He does it himself.
Done it to a few c4 shitters
LANGUAGEZ
why so ded /gtag/?
Dead General
Post your favorite heist/setup fail endscreen.
>>145736145
>>145735902
People are leaving for greener pastures.
>>145736145
how about webms?
>Install a mod that removes bra and panties from GTAO characters
>Get banned within 30 minutes
Fuck you Rockstar I just want to get my jollies off
>>145736835
>>145736952
What did he mean by this?
>>145737062
>>145737145
dunno man, but he doesnt like gamemodes so pay no attention to him
>>145737267
>>145737374
>>145737270
An enemy of comfy is okay in my book.
>>145737374
holy shit kek
>>145728630
Selling multiple planes yourself isn't going to go well.
Boat & Trucks are pretty easy to solo
>>145737374
I actually jumped out the back of the riot over in the dunes near the airfield but survived due to some speedy snacking.
>>145737662
A full medium warehouse defaults to either 3 trucks or a Titan. A full large warehouse defaults to a titan.
>>145738071
>A full large warehouse defaults to a titan.
No, you can also end up delivering 3 Brickades as well.
>>145738184
Weird. Guess that means the next time I do a delivery it's going to be Brickades since the last 5 have been only Titans.
Fuck the version where helicopters chase you.
>>145737270
Don't bully ry.
>>145738302
>Fuck the version where helicopters chase you.
People should really get some friends to help them when they sell with hydras or buzzards. No reason to sell alone
>>145738561
>friends help in Hydras
Go talk to grandcanada.
>>145738071
What about a full small warehouse friend?
>>145736145
the picnic?
THE PICNIC!?
>That feel when you play the only black character on GTA:O
>>145739882
But you're not.,
>>145739628
anon remember that time we went skinny dipping?
Anyone up for some GTA IV? I finally have a decent internet connection.
good game cockstar
>>145740427
>PS3
>IV
My God.
I've somehow traveled back in time. I'm not interested in your offer, but I am interested in investing into the stock market immediately. BRB becoming a billionaire
>>145740850
bet you wish the truck was vibrating inside your vagina dont you slut
>>145740427
>mfw I have a shitty connection
>>145740929
I prefer to live in the past. The present is shit.
>>145741067
Spoiler: It's all the same shit.
We've been in the same hell since 2000.
>>145736952
top jej
>get shot with RPG by a guy on a roof
>respawn right in front of him and his associate
Rockstar please
>join gtag lobby
>see chat full of shit like "cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck :^) senpai"
>leave
Fuck you guys.
>>145742346
nice blog
upboated
>>145742303
>>145742406
>fucking around with cubans after selling
always fun considering how durable they are.
>>145742346
memes are disgusting but you are more disgusting desu
>>145742346
What else would you call this kind of person?
>>145742501
Mission vehicles are all buffed as fuck anon. It's similar to how the Valkyrie is insanely tough in its heist missions but blows up the second someone sneezes in free roam.
Do you autists even know what cuckold is?
>>145742612
Literally you
>>145742612
an empowering, difficult choice?
This might be a stupid question but is the game worth it's full price just for singleplayer?
So it seems skids can either fabricate fake death messages or respawn right where they died now
>>145742630
lel
As it turns out. Quickscopers do not make great pilots
>>145741157
A hell where I can crouch.
What
>>145742993
A hell where you are as alone in games as you are in real life.
pb windows never
>Being cucked by hackers online
>Not modding single player
Read 'em and weep, 130 car mods.
Once I finish replacing the remaining Emergency vehicles, super cars and offroad vehicles, maybe 80 of them, i'll start on world mods.
About 95% of all traffic is just modded cars though.
It's great.
>>145743325
A-at least there's no shitters anymore...
>invite some associates
>do a 3 package job
>500m away from warehouse disconnect/everyone else leaves lobby
>associates probably think I fucked them over
>>145743740
You hired them as associates. That's fucking them over by definition
>>145743889
>fucking them over
being an associate means free rp especially if the CEO lets you drive him around and 10k every 10? minutes
>>145743713
There's only you
just picking this game up since i blew my loadon a yacht, what are you rich motherfuckers doing for money
>>145744370
box simulator 2016
8 hours of wageslaving = 2 mirrion dorrarit's just a way to pass time until some exploits and dupes pop up
>>145743451
woah u msut be rlly gud wit compuetr
>>145744601
>recording the editor
what are you doing son?
>>145744939
>he doesn't know the editors export lowers the quality by a lot
>>145744939
being retarded of course, this is gtag after all
>>145742707
steam summer sale is like, next week you know
>>145742707
no
it's not worth even a discount if you want to play both SP and MPt. man playing on his friends steam account
>>145737474
>>145737374
>>145737062
These are hilarious
>>145742612
very courageous pepole
Embarrassingly latenot-Audi
Seriously though. Alpine sexy as fuck
>>145744601
I tried to do this once but a wave came by and caught the bottom of my hydra and I never did it again. Maybe easier in a real heli.
>>145736145
>>145736145
>>145746668
A can of gasoline and a lighter.
Go figure!
>jet shitters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlERClLq98A
>>145746668
get fucked kiddo
next time you post that shit again you will get perma ip banned go ahead and try it
>>145743451
And what exactly are you doing in SP? Playing through the shitty story over and over?
Bought gta5 a few days ago and had singleplayer questions.
Are the lower skill crew members scripted to die during story mode? I've used 2 (one on the jewel store heist, the other on Paleto score) so far and both times they've died. One of the game tips was that they could be trained up.
Do heists continue once the single player has finished? I don't see how I'm supposed to afford the 150M golf course now that I'm over 50% completetion and not even close on any character.
>>145749765
>completetion
woops
>>145748094
Why do """"""modders"""""" think they're being funny and/or helpful?
>>145749929
That wasn't modded. He just jumped the fence to the military base and stole a lazer
>>145749974
That's cool then I guess.
>>145749929
>helpful
they never think theyre helpful, they know theyre shit at video games so they have to cheat using programs other people created, most of the time paying to cheat they think theyre "so epix troll xD" by cheating to inflate their ego, figures that applies to 99.9% of PCucks
>>145748170
>The shitpost about gremlin waifus was deleted
Faith in humanity restored!
>pacstan finale
>one guy blows himself up a dozen times then quits because he couldn't accept no one had a kuruma
do you guys ever wonder what this game would've been like without that car
>>145751081
well someone should have one, doing that heist the legitimate way is to risky with randoms.
>>145748360
>jetshitters
>not lcpd
This guy...
>>145748360
if he used the minigun once you'd be fucked
>>145744976
>Needs higher quality than the exporter does
>Posts a 1.78MB 720p webm
I mean the exporter on high could stand to be better, but come on now
Power Broker Ice or Polished, gtag?
Polished looks a bit more comfy, but Ice just looks straight cool.
>>145753405
the one that looks like a super villian lab
>>145753405
Lombank, PB-Ice
>>145753731
Interesting how much extra effort they put into special items
>>145755478
newfag
