nf gt edition
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx (embed)
>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
http://www.ffxivredeem.com/
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
Previously on /xivg/!
>>145829005
First for no static
Based new thred
good meowning...
hello
Midlander Masterrace
xth for fucking save me i only need to do one more gubal and then figure out how the fuck i'm going to get my hands on high mythrite and eikon fending gear
>>145854938
catsluts should be purged
>>145855021
Why do you need eikon gear if the weekly limit from Midas is removed?
>>145855040
HECK off
>>145855040
eeeeeh~!? tell me more desu ne
>>145855085
the part where i need an ilevel of 200+ for midas
Mornin'
I queued as the wrong class for levelling roulette ;-;
>>145855085
>>145855107
you literally breed like cats...
back to the streetdancing with you strays!
>>145855132
cant we keep your population in check... god
>>145855213
Excuse me you meme loving fuck. I have never bred at all...
kitty panties
>>145855213
excuse you, at least i dont look like im sponsored by colgate desu
xth for purge the moonies
xth for all u fucking rping fags are pathetic and should stop really LMAO
>>145855213
Lol the Garleans sure kept your population in check
>>145855213
So mean...
>>145855317
Slut panties
>>145855272
wowrood
its not my fault you all spend your time on all fours begging for milk!
My memes are fresh though.
Fresh like that which can only be provided by new all action protection whitening colgate toothpaste!
>>145855354
this guy gets it
>>145855343
Nu-huh!
>>145855384
FITE ME SON YOU WONT NEED TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU
>>145855403
/pet
noone gave you permission to speak
>>145855362
>>145855461
i am disappointed to share a race with you.
>>145855461
I don't want to kill a member of an endangered species
>>145855491
>>145855461
>>145855403
>>145855563
>>145855584
A6S is ez now though
>>145855592
>>145855652
I know it's easy. I just want my weekly clear.
I miss my backstab static
>>145855494
Unlike the miqo's who are happy to share their beds with anything that moves
>>145855512
Oh, I didnt know you were mentally challeneged, I'll stop bullying you.
>>145855584
You have been subscribed to Oral Health Facts!
(not that kind, dirty cat)
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>>145855716
Nice tips. Will you personally show me how to brush my teeth?
>>145855716
>mentally challeneged
>challeneged
:^)
>>145855815
I...wha...
You'll have to take that up with the customer service department...
I think we may have some cats who can offer that service...
>>145855846
au'ra sometimes make mistakes. Sorry.
>>145855916
>make mistakesI'm gonna pull on your tail for making mistakes
>>145855916
No I want that demo from you and you alone. You keep advertising it.
>>145855916
there's no ' its just au ra
>>145855967
That was the joke...
>>145855964
Which one?
>>145855965
... ... ...
The cats will also offer to taste test the inside of your mouth...!
http://www.stoolanalyzer.com/
please everyone take this test and report your results
it's for your own health
>Its another Haukke Harem eppisode.
>no qt easily flustered highlander bf
>>145856032
you are the worst salesperson ever.
>>145855354
Purge?
>>145856032The cute oneBut that's any tail of your's
Just returned after a long break and have a weapon question. Im currently using a ilvl200 Eso weapon. What the quickest option for me to get an upgrade for that?
>>145856032
Are you stupid?!? I SAID I WANTED YOU TO GIVE THE DEMO
>>145856053
that's an overwatch character, you can't fool me
>>145855153
Drink more.
>>145856114
Ok sorry
>>145856064
... n-no..
I just work with classy clients! not perverts!
>>145856071
>_<
Thanks...
But hands of the product!
>>145856095I'm not authorised for hands on demonstrations sir!
>>145856115
I am drinking but we've wiped to nidhogg twice somehow
>>145856175
the man asked you for a demonstration and you just completely dropped the ball.
I have defeated the sky
>>145856175
>Hands of the product
>Has a hand out
I take it you're the product then?
>>145856175
Guess I'll just force you to demonstrate on meslut.
>>145856157
>>145856053
did they tell you to fuck off from OW so you decided to come here?
degenerate freak
>231 Timeworn Dragonskin Map listings
>>145856276
I just saved a pic I saw from here, I didn't know it was OW.
>>145856310
>almost everything rewarded from the aquapolis is worthless now
>>145856358
finally out of that place ;-;
>>145856182
Blame it on your tank. Or any memelanders present.
>Halatali nm
>Catboy healer
>I use the caster LB on the first boss since the melee is a sprout and isn't using it
>Bitches at me that melee DPS should use it and that it's more "needed" at the 2nd boss which doesn't even have skippable phases
>Tell him that
>You have been dismissed from both the party and the duty.
Epic.
>>145856210
What if i do it wrong!
>>145856245
That is the exact opposite of I earn commission!
>>145856358
>aquapolis
Still haven't been there once.
>>145856467
Time to file a report.
>>145856485
More like cumission.
How long does it take to max out the moogle beast tribe and Vath beast tribe? I just started moogle and I'm almost at rank 5 with Vath.
>>145856250
... you want to force me, to brush your teeth...?
And our staff will be provoked by sexuall harassment!
Continue and you'll be removed from our customer loyalty scheme!
>>145856358
>>145856310
>playing on servers where dragonskin maps and aquapolis mats devaule that quickly
Less than a 100 entries for maps here, and the drops are plenty profitable.
I drank more and now my mouth tastes like metal stuff am I gonna throw up?
Also my former EB invited me to a dungeon with their new EB who was also my friend but now they're EB with eachother and im a third wheel so I said no and im just gonna drink more
>>145856568
This is a shitty customer loyalty scheme anyway.
I'm apparently so ''loyal'' yet I don't receive anything for it in return
>>145856507
It's actually pretty fun content. Complete faceroll but it rewards a decent amount of gil for people like myself that don't craft and have no idea how to make money (Like, I got 3mil from a map that took me to floor 7) and it's just some nice stuff to chill out with and run with friends.
>>145856542
There is only one white frothy substance that I voluntarily put in my body, and that is t-the new, dentist recommended colgate triple action toothpaste!
>>145856601
You should hold off for a little while, maybe get some water anon...
>>145856624
Looks like you're wearing our stock across your face. Toothpaste can burn hair follicules if not removed quickly, unless its not actually....
Dirty catsluts just want to be made to submit and be cleaned up by people, i get what you want now...
>>145856563
Nobody has moogle maxed out yet, but I've done it everyday since the patch dropped and I'm only rank 5 I think
>>145856601
>im a third wheel
I think you're taking this stuff a little too seriously.
>>145856731I'm gonna cum in your toothpaste bottle and you'll never know until you've already brushed it against your teeth
>>145856467
> Halatali nm
> Serious fucking business.
Welp.
>>145856769
B-but why would you do that...
>>145856601
>am I gonna throw up?
What are you drinking?
And I'll run stuff with you if you're on Balmung, for the next 30 minutes or so til my drinking puts me to sleep.
>>145856731
Guess I'll file a complaint at your higher-ups then for not giving me a personal demo...
>>145856834
I'll help >>145856769 this Anon too while I'm at it!
>>145856731
No i'm gonna drink and you can't stop me!
>>145856768
Probably maybe but it still makes me fell awkward and sad because they were my best friend for like a year and a half
>>145856601
I wanted to make two of those stuffed dolls in the background but Floss Silk is so fucking expensive. :/
>>145856834As a gift
>They add a HUGE FUCKING EYE to show that you should turn around
>People still get hit by shit like petrifaction still
What the fuck
>>145856517
Yep, sounds like a good plan. Thanks.
>>145856883
Well stay safe anon...
>>145856862
I'll be commended for not breaking procedure sir!
And I should bring a lawsuit against you for these threats!
I bet the cool refreshing tingle of colgate all in one would wash the taste right away anyway...
>>145856906
Thank you, but I'm not supposed to accept tips..
>>145856846
I'm not on balmug!
It's captain morgans spiced run with coca cola I don't know much about drinking I just got what my dad had in his drinking cabinet. Drinking always hurts my stomach so I dont do it much.
>>145856986You gon' get a lot more than the tip
>>145856986
You're the worst! I want colgate from you!
>>145857027
You've been reported to the lawyers at colgate HQ.
The only thing colder than their hearts, is the minty freshness obtained from using colgate twice daily, for icy fresh breath!
>>145856990
The spices in the rum and the coke will upset your stomach, so yea, you may vomit later. Best bet is to not fight it and just heave up all you can, you'll feel better afterwards.
Just drink a pint or two of water and go to bed once you do.
grown men flirting/rping back and forth
>EU hour has become 2 ugly Raen shitposting about shit no one cares about
I almost prefer the dead threads to this shit.
>>145857121I am a lawyer for Colgate.
>>145857227
I live in north america i'm sorry for ruining your shitty thread experience by being a drunk loner
>>145857102
I might be able to convince management to make a single exception...
>>145857227
isnt that better than paks samefagging
>>145857290
i don't feel sorry for you
oh
>>145857227
its fucking annoying.
>>145857320You know where to find me then..
>>145857337
Just run void ark a few times.
>>145857336
that's fine because I bet no one in your life ever feels anything towards you
>>145857337
Go huntin'
>>145857337
lol
>>145857282
Then I'll tell HR that you're a disruptive member of the community!
Like my supervisor says 'Fuck off and get back to work'
Maybe thats not the most inspirational quote...
>>145857383
I... wha
I think I need to take my corporate mandated lunch break...
>>145857432
To give me a demo!
>>145857432I'ma make you work it
>>145857394
>no picture
Damn that must have stung him.
dancing catte
>>145857467
I dont have any clue at all!
You're clearly not signed up to our 'members first trial access programme'.
It has a part where you fill in your name, address and account details so we can sel.... keep track and offer you better deals!
>>145857502
I work all the time...!
>>145857558
I'm drunk anon, I forgot. Or did you really believe for a second you could ever make anyone care what someone like you thinks? pfft.
>>145857619
Can calm down the awful low effort shitposting and avatarfagging? This is actually getting unbearable to Ada levels of terrible.
>>145857619Work dat tail
>>145857614
On the street where you belong huh!
Nice to see a furball that knows its place!
>>145857671
Its a vital part of my anatomy not something to be fetishised and lusted after!
Much like the vital pro-cleaning action of colgate, the hottest new way to keep smiling and shining!
>>145857638
sorry I hurt your feelings paks
>>145857758I fetishize all of your anatomy
>>145857760
>he still gets his au ra confused
Brown skin raen aren't all the same person.
>>145857816
>brown
>>145857668
Serious talk:
I was asked to put on a trip so people could filter me.
I have done so.
I apologize if you're on mobile and cannot filter, but I've done my part anon.
>>145857816
darn racists.
>>145857815
... I think I need to start wearing more clothes at work... and get a tail-job
>>145857668
You can filter them you know, putt.
If you don't filter and still complain, it's all your fault.
>>145857760
Thanks for making my birthday a bit better, at least I'm not you.
>>145857886
>disliking a spamming avatarfagging ugly raen makes you putt
huh
>>145857886
Well I'm not putt and yeah I'm on mobile so I can't filter. You shouldn't have to filter this shit regardless just.....don't post it.
>>145857879
To be fair, a trip is not a free pass to shit up the thread.
>>145857949
>mobile
No excuse. The site's extension works on mobile and firefox mobile supports 4chanx.All mobile posters should be banned desu
>>145857942
>thinks being paks is anything to be happy about
lmao
>>145857879
You can't hide what's inside
>>145857879
Ignore em, you're amusing
>all these ultrash NEETs mad other people are getting attention
sorry bnhaka and crew, maybe people will jerk off over your totally not forced foot fetish in a few hours
>>145858153
falseflag
>>145857942
Hope you have a good rest of the day/evening. This bastard's cut me off, so I'm going to bed.
>>145858185
this one is a falseflag
>>145858125
No, he's not. Fuck you.
>>145858256
falseflag
>>145858232
bye the suns coming out so I should sleep soon too!
>That feel when your PF ends for the second time
Third time's the charm...
All customer queries temporarily put on hold while toothpaste eats.
She will be spoken to about her unsatisfactory performance in customer care.
>>145858267
>phone posting
>all this autism
This is why we need to remove australians and mobile posters.
>>145858305
Is this your house or Company house?
worst thread in ages
>when a confirmed door tries to trick you
nice try m8
>Last fanta
>every single one of my friends give high praise for the character I chose and I'm pleased with it myself.
>tfw I look in the thread and my brain decides "maybe you should get another one and fuck it all up and go THIS race now!"
>>145858379
it's my old EB new EB house they put me on shared estate out of pity!
they're good at decorating though...
>>145858402
shit blog. didn't subscribe
all because of you puttel "gordain ramsey" hot
>>145858460
So it's literally your cuck shed?
>>145858482
Gave me a you, though. :-)
Thanks patreon suppoter ;-)
>>145858520
I guess ;-;
>>145857758
this street cats clothes cost more than everything you own desu
>>145858579
/hug I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you get over this soon.
highlanders pls
>>145858579
Go sleep
im suddenly really sleepy im going to bed goodnight thanks for making my birthday beareable
>>145858050
What...?
>>145858125
Thanks anon~!
You know what isnt amusing?
Plaque buildup!
Keep your whites whiter with Sparkling protect Colgate 4 in 1 action!
>>145858646
I have been told that my behaviour towards slutcats is unacceptable and that I should offer you degenerates a free tube of 'semen-b-gon', colgates newest mouthwash, specially designed for Miq's...
>>145858849
kys
>>145858849
Sleep well.
>>145858849
/soothe
nini. Next year will be better!
>>145858887
Your character is ugly.
>>145858887
>Keep your whites whiter
pls no racism
>>145858887
B L O G I T U P
L
O
G
I
T
U
P
>>145858887
fuck off you ugly cunt
>>145858887
cat envy is not cute
>>145859001
As stated earlier, using colgates fast acting mouth wash will hopefully help you regain your sense of taste faster than ever before!
>>145859038
Yellow and black are both unacceptable!
The 'final soloution' colgate tube is the best way of purging any and all impurities and unwanted elements from your societ... mouth!
this is how I fuck the sky
>>145858887
What a good servants you Raen make.
Domestic bliss anyone?
>>145859117
chemo not targeting ugly blue raen
confirmed friend of chemo
Keep this globe or go back to my owl?
>>145859117
Always that one person you target that isn't me.
You're amusing.
>>145859125
>>145859150
see top comment!
Your feedback is noted though sir...
>>145859141
... Who would envy a cat...
>>145859174
... having a job doesnt make me a servant... I've not even /got/ a maid outfit!
>>145859180
Domestic abuse anyone?
>>145859180
No.Don't remind me how alone I am, even within my FC.
>>145859224
Keep the globe.
>>145859150What would you like to name our firstborn?
>>145859171
its a shame this hat covers the ears
>>145859305
... how about 'job security'
I shouldnt have to put up with these advances...
>>145859278
Weren't you just an elezen
>>145859382
Still am, that's an old picture.
>>145859117
this log will sting his autistic ass way more than quoting, because it shows what a shitmongering asshole he is
and he advertises himself as "friendly" in steam friends threads
>>145859117
you missed shana
>>145859423
>06162016
>old
Do you burn all your paychecks on fantastic?
>>145858687
>>145859431
>I told him about that and he got sup
>Literally said something Shyv already knew about.
>>145859373
You dress like a stripper, what do you expect?
Also, you're totally a servant. You might not be a maid, but you definitely have to make your customers happy.
>>145859507
Haven't spent a penny from my paycheck on fantas, nope. All the money I've worked for hasn't been spent on ffxiv at all, even! These recent ones were gifts, to boot.Which I'm very grateful for!
>>145859531
just to clarify, he didnt say shit regarding my laugh or how loud i was or w/e the fuck to me
though idk why it matters now
>>145859614
Do you not pay for your sub either?
I wish they would mix up the housing area music a bit or even just play the town music there.
>>145859638
It's what he told me a while ago that he left the voice chat with you because people were being too loud including your laugh.
>>145859674
I do, but that is also not from my paycheck. I've paid for other peoples' and they return the favor with subtime later on, if you count that.
>>145859591
Its a corporate mandated uniform!
Nu-huh...
We just want to provide the best service we can and ensure the world remains happy and smiling...
>>145859725
And erect?
>>145859674
Shouldnt subs pay for you? ;)
>tfw bossy, loud xaela madam with stoic, composed raen butler
i think I could make a comic with this
>>145859792
Thats not up to me to decide sir!
>>145859830
huh
>>145859171
ugly
>>145859935
You should clean off those freckles with colgate.
>>145860000
???????
>>145860000
You know honey.
Getting a nice sub beta male to pay for your sub like the little bitch he is.
Repaying him withnothing bitch boys dont deserve shit.~
>>145860135
huh
noriko is the cutest
>cringe hour for 3 hours
>balmongoloids salty for three hours
>>145860174
do you really not know what a sub is?
>>145860275
>not filtering
>reading stuff you hate for 3 hours
Anon... are you lonely?
I'm only at about 33% completion on the current Anima stage and this weapon spirit is starting to say some odd stuff. I can't imagine how weird this is going to get by the end.
I swear if I see "Take responsibility!" even once I'm going to curl up on the floor and probably not leave it for a day.
>>145860003
rude!
>white knighting the grown man roleplaying in the thread
>>145859714
yeah well that's tough shit, cause it's still not what he told me
i got mad cause he told me he was getting off, then he went and took half the party into their own circlejerk discord instead
i didn't get mad at him for him supposedly telling me why he actually left
>>145860552
How does it feel knowing Nori satisfies Megu in ways she never knew after you go to sleep?
Haha Like Close Yo Eyes Nigga Haha Just Look Away From The Screen
>>145860104
How would that even work...
>>145860552
He took?
As in he forced people to go somewhere else instead?
>>145860702
Ask Dr. Rabbit.
>>145860753
I like my freckles... but if it helps marketability...
>>145860873*PULLS TAIL*
>>145860618
he probably rubs his little bruce boy at the thought of bein cucked
>>145860618
give us more pathetic grown man drama please
>>145860873
Freckles are fine, don't sweat the small stuff.
>>145860924
h-hey...!Them things are sensitive... like teeth that havent been treated to colgate max protect...
>>145860873
If you're really worried about marketability, get up on a pole for 5 minutes every now and then.
>>145860618
Source: My Ass
>>145860618
but he doesn't lmao
>>145860704
as in he got all of his friends to fuck off with him so we had half of the party with no voice comms
'cause i'm loud and obnoxious or some shit idk
insufferable is the new trendy word for it
Reminder to wear gloves when petting au ra so you don't cut your hands on rough scales
>>145861352Maybe I should pull on other sensitive things
>>145861403
So you know he finds you loud. Then what's the problem with that chatlog?
>>145861509
like i said: he never said shit to me about it until those logs were posted
and like i said x2: who the fuck cares
both of them knew they were being cunts, both of them have apologized for it
it's w/e
GROWN MEN
>>145860930
>not getting off to the thought of your pregnant wife being gangbanged
>Shyvana appears
>immediately starts drama
Can we just go ahead and ban all EU posters?
>>145861597
Little Lalafells
>>145861740
>starts
mannnnnnnn
it's like you posted it from the start just so you could come back and say it's all my fault
>>145861701
this is disgusting
hi im a cat
>>145861810
Meow
>Wipe once in final steps of faith
>Everyone leaves
kill yourselves
My only complaint about this cut is that it kills my sneer game.
>>145861810
>>145861871
>>145861905
Gross.
>>145861803
haha what up bruce
>>145861897
Nidhogg already did that for you, though
>>145861905
Nothing of value was lost
>>145861701
that's hot...
>>145861756
You called?
>>145862183
is her dick little too?
>>145861028
and everything else is good too right?>
>>145861375
Have to keep work and pleasure separate anon!
>>145862183
Go climb in an oven.
>>145862258
So you like pole dancing.
>>145862258
does this voidsent like beingpurged
>>145862258
>Have to keep work and pleasure separate
That's boring. If you love what you do, it's not really work.
>>145862327
Who doesn't? Everyone enjoys pole dancing in some way.
>>145862183
post those delicious, thick lalathighs pls
>>145861465
my horns...?
>>145861408
soft scales"!
>>145862327
wait what no!
I meant my work and your pleasure!
>>145862357
I enjoy purging bad breath and tooth decay through the minty power of colgate 492 in 1 action strength washwash!
What's the best way to make some gil from mining? I finally got 600 gathering/perception.