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>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
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Previous thread: >>145801719
Please place these categories on the spectrum.
How's your progress going so far? Got Blacksmith and Alchemist to 60.
Why all the Lalafell? Remove them, the imps deserve to get gassed in the Final Solution.
Jaiba needs to die.
Is it possible to be friends with someone even if they're friends with somebody you despise?
>>145829364
What kind of question is this?
I mean, I guess not, if you're mentally a child/teenager.
>>145829364
Stop being childish.
Hey anon, I heard you like getting filled up...
>>145829364
Toss them both.
Don't get yourself involved in needless drama. Don't associate with people who proliferate that shit.
>>145829458
I prefer me somelegsor even a little bit ofwings.
>>145829239
I have a question to ask about these professions. I heard someone say the other night that it's good to do all of them at once if you're going to level them at all. Is this really necessary to be good at all of them?
>>145829364
no
>>145829364
Have you talked to them both privately about it to try and reconcile? Do you feel that person is becoming a bad influence?
kirito tia lol
*pees pants with childish glee*
can anyone post abe's cam vids or pictures
do they even exist
>>145829175
>>145829779
i have abe's dick pic
post it?
Reminder that all drama within this general are grown men being mad at other grown men pretending to be young, nubile catgirls and aren't text fucking them
>>145829842
yeah
>>145829364
The friend of my friend is also my enemy.
-Sun Zoo The Art of War
>>145829905
SUN
TZU
>>145829175
>>145829794
this is falseflag
>>145829579
You can have all of those in a 12 piece bucket...
>125USD for level 50 character
>can't even play the actual game yet
>have to pay another 150USD for powerleveling to 60
>>145830047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTWp7YOlSaM
>>145829974
Confuseus say, do not correct others when you are wronger
-Tsun Zoo, Mein Kampf
Fuck i want one of those maid outfits so badly. if only my account was an NA one.
hello would any balmongs like to expert or 60 or get together and discuss wildwood brotherhood and maybe chase some of the lesser types out of the nice neighborhoods?
>>145829239
nidhogg ex clear never
DRG on hold for now
thought about doing insatiable since i can be absolutely sure i won't want to touch WAR/SMN/SCH after that
>>145829593
well leveling them all is not very difficult, especially if you do it by leves in which case it just takes time
all of them have useful crossclasses, the lv50s for crp, wvr, alc, and gsm being the most noticeable
also if it's not clear, if you know how to craft with one class you know how to craft with them all
>>145830021Post some, maybe I'll buy some and put in a good word of your advertising.;)
>>145829175
nice false flag
>>145829175
Hmm, I'm somewhere between slut and turboslut
>>145830089
did I give you permission to reply to me...?
>>145829483
are these good parses :o
>>145830382
>blue medians
No.
>>145830381
wot
>>145830460
>on 2 fights
sorry
>>145830382
>blue medians
you spend your life on this game, this is embarrassing
>>145829175
fixd
>>145829175
>>145829364
Yes anon, your love should be more important than your hate. Don't be selfish, think about your friend.
>>145829301
And I love you too, anon.
>>145830535
But one of them is Hummel, A8S is excusable.
>>145830317
That depends on how you like it, baby.I prefer extra crispy myself.
99th percentile cam for niggers (Savage)
>>145830537
>blue medians
>not orange
Literal dogshit. Uninstall.
>>145830359
>>145830543
>>145830551
>all these mooncats in denial
Is wanting to be broken that common a fetish?
>>145830543
>>145830551
this is trueflag
>>145830581
PEDO
E
D
O
>blue medians
>not orange
Literal dogshit. Uninstall.
>>145829842
please post it
>tfw vjera never posted the promised ebin dickpics
anyone have any of others?
>>145830683
Putt no memeing, did he really do that with Vjera
>>145830889
He keeps saying he did but never posted proof just gets mad and shitposts Abe whenever people post his erp logs/irl pics
>>145830889
yes lol
they were going to release it but chose not to
but hey... haha... smegma... abe lol!!!
I was going to post a video of Putt having sex with his sister but decided not to.
post friendlist, people guess who you are based on them
>>145830985
>vjera "decided not to" post dirt about someone
yeah no
>>145830629keep that up and you'll be getting a raise.
>>145831154
They didn't expect to be uncovered as a black man either so they just turn and ran.
>>145830543
Approved by the Moonie council
>>145830316
Interesting, I'm just not sure where to begin is all. I guess I could look up a guide and shit.
>>145831090
>tfw 5 friends on my FL and only 2 of them play anymore.
idk man it just seems like people aren't talkative at all in ffxiv.
>>145831239
how did it even come out
did he admit it
>>145830543
This is good.
>Putt is friends with Vjera
figures why sera deleted him lol
>>145831681
you should have seen the fit she threw when valvey added vjera back
>>145830543
this
>>145831582
>>145831841
Shut the fuck up Kiki.
>>145831183
I don't know if you have the authority to back up such a statement. Did you have another... raise in mind? Perhapsa raise to a 12 piece bucket family meal, complete with 3 large sides and 6 fluffy biscuits? You could use coupon code HANDLEBARS to save $10, making it only $29.99!
>>145831786
Why keep settling for the knock off when the real deal comes back
>>145831681
>friends with vjera
explains why putt shits on meria so much
>>145831239
>mfw V was going to release my "dirt"
>mfw he got outed so he turned tail and ran
>>145831876
Really a stretch.
Just because they have the same race and hairstyle?
why would you want to be some nobody's sub on the internet? why not just make friends?
are people here just that damaged?
>Talking about someone who hasn't posted in this thread for the past five months.
>>145831681
this is just creepy
ps stop impersonating me pls this is literally my first post today
only you can prevent autism
>tfw this thread will literally never not be obsessed with Vjera
tbqhsmhfam
>someone calls out putt's bs
>he stops posting
what's the point of spamming a general about some drama if you don't even have proof of it
>>145829458
>>145830629
>>145831890
Dammit, looks like I'm buying KFC tomorrow.
>all these plebs posting KFC
>not superior Popeyes
>>145832121
I never started posting
>>145832120
>>145832093
creepy because not even fucking sera wants your unwashed person lmeow
>>145832093
why do you hate abe
>>145832170
they told me if I got a sale they would give me more than uncooked potato skins to eat. I might even get a whole biscuit! thank you
>>145832170
same, this marketing is exceptional
>>145832272
i dont, its not even me posting
>>145832263
>Talking about yourself in the third person.
>Insulting yourself in the third person.
>>145832236
>Not the first post from this IP.
what's going on in this th-
who the heck is vjera
>>145832396
how do you even see this, can someone post proof of it
i don't even wanna sound like a samefag and i don't care about this argument it just feels like this is a meme at this point
>>145832420
baked potato
>>145829005
hows it going bitches. Guffy you're literally a 12 year old closet gay with an acorn as a penis.
>>145830543
obligatory
>>145832093
>not the first post from this IP
your samefags are reaching paks levels of autistic smegma slurper
>>145832420
The king of the cucks himself
Good boy.
>>145832486
he's not closet gay, he's actual gay
>>145832484
heh
>look at clock
>0600
>done no msq
>no roulettes
>no gold saucer
>no chllenge log
FUCKS
>>145832486
Guffy is literally gay and fairly normal
>>145832432
Someone that made a bunch of nerds bitter because they could never get one up on her.
>>145830940
You know for a long time abe basically cammed for anyone that asked, right? He's never hid it.
>>145832571
>>145832546
Guffy you're a closet straight guy in a womans body.
>>145832506
bgc@........................
>>145832484
baked shirou 99 cents
>>145832535
that's really rude to say and i would ask you do not call me that anymore
>>145832560
are you on balmung, toothpaste-chan?
>selzh posting
im IN
>>145829005
Finally resubed and dowloaded the patches I'm not apart of a guild and had to reconfigure setting with out help but I'm done now.
One question though how do I open my mounts
>>145832534
'n0.'
>>145832660
Then there should be proof, right Putt?
HEY GUYS :>>>>
I AM ALWAYS HERE :>>>>>>>>
LET'S DISCUSS GRAPHIC CARDS AND BARDS AND SHIT SELFIES OUT ALL OVER THE THREAD :>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>145832663
Way to punch up Selzh. Since you're a piece of shit and he isn't.
>>145832663
You literally eat shit.
>>145832759
>
no, but im thinking about moving maybe!
I hear its fun there!
>>145832767
Click on the character menu in the lower right.
>used to think putt was cool
>turns out he's a vjamal orbiter
rest in puppies
>>145832506
the living liquid has assumed the form of a m'qote
>>145832767
look in the bottom right and click the first button, the one that has the silhouette of a person, then hit "Mount Guide"
boom
if you wish you can also bind a hotkey to open your mount guide, under keybind -> shortcuts
>>145832669
and your point is.they don't call e sc@c@ for no reason
>puttel "Gordain" meltdown hour
i'm IN
>>145832660
>he
>caming
lol he sounds like a fucking twink faggot desu,
>>145832783
abe camming for people is a meme that predates puttel retard
>>145832756
can i see your popoto in the maid outfit?
>>145832927
this desu senpai
>>145833008
Uh.... So there should be proof?
Do you even understand
>>145832935
>Gordain
>>145832663
>>145832932
>selzh hour
I'm in. Post more hugs.
Did they really nerf STR acc on tanks or was this stuff people are pulling out of their ass?
>>145832935
anthony gourdaine cooking up a spicy pulled shitpost sandwich
>try a5s today as monk
>all these dropped gl3 stacks
Please help me. How do I hang on to these stacks?
spuki
bugi
>>145833143
Nuttel its time for erp.
Dm me
>>145833058
abe has literally admitted it here
shut the fuck up
>>145833068
>>145833114
vit affects damage dealt by tanks now
>>145833220
All I'm saying is where is the proof retard
>>145832894
fun? not really, but there's a pool of people to pull from if you need roulettes most of the time
>>145833230
*air horns*
BUSSY MYSTERY
>>145833234
so does ftelor know about your poopy eating
wat does she think
>>145833114
In 3.2 they reduced the value of STR for tanks to just under half of what it used to be, and partially replaced it by having VIT increase damage at the same rate as STR.
All tank accessories are now basically worth half as much as STR accessories used to be (speaking strictly in terms of damage), but you are free to pump your HP basically as high as it can go without gimping your offense.
cat
>>145832432
The thing that cut off its penis and took estrogen pills and insisted it was going to actually commit suicide and its for reals not a cry for attention
>>145833340
>>145833276
there doesn't need to be proof if it happened though.
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound.
>>145833429
feet
>>145833523
Okay, then don't get upset when people don't believe you
>>145833431
But I thought Vjera was a black man? Make up your mind.
>>145832932
selzh a lot of ebins are at the bench in ul'dah please commence hug raid
>>145833429
Prepare to die idiot
Can someone post the comic with edgelord DRK spamming his macros in A4 and everyone letting him die?
>>145833234Hands off my wife.
>>145833593
the thing about facts is that they're true regardless of if someone believes them.
Kill me, ty
Sitting around with GF all day playing games,being lewd, and reading awful xivg shitposts.
This the life, lads. It don't get better.
>>145833429
This is my favorite c@. I wish I got to see it cheerful or grinning more. Its been too angry.
>>145833032
sure thing
1 shirou made for you
god bless
I'm a lizard in a hot tub.
>>145833703
No Mom no
>>145833703
but I love u
>>145833678
This is an imageboard full of drama where people post made up shit all the time
If you can't understand why you're retarded for insisting something happened here constantly and ignoring all requests for even a single shred of proof then you are irreparably retarded.
>>145833703
>>145832894
I'm sure there's someone here with a tooth-paste fetish that will be right for you.
>>145833660
Yeah sure here you go anonAny opportunity to post my shit comics
>>145833703
Selzh's stench will come off after a few rounds of lye.
>>145833429
spooder cooter
>>145833625
He was just here
>>145833845
Post more art/comics.
i hope putt dies
>>145833379
So basically just go all VIT accs and skip STR accs? Alright, but that's still assed backwards as hell.
>>145833926
I do but not here. I stopped doing comics/thread stuff around 3.1.
>>145833703
Don't say that!
>>145833845
God that's priceless
>>145833717
'w'
Why aren't Mado and Spidercat friends anymore?
>>145833993
The war makes me think of the rich dad that lived on the Hills in Oblongs
KIKI GUTRIPPER HERE GUYS
POST COUPLES? OKAY HERE'S ME AND BRIAH WHO HAS A BOYFRIEND AND ERPS WITH OTHER GUYS :>>> WE'RE EBED THOUGH SO WE'RE A COUPLE! HAHA
NOT A KEK THOUGH HAHA NICE MEME HAHA :////// JUST A MEME MOVE ALONG HERE GUYS LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE
Remember, it's okay when Bnhaka and Puttel force their fetishes in the thread.
post paks
Yes, it's okay for Memeaika and Shana to post butt pics in the general.
Show me how comfy your room is, /xivg/.
>>145834257
>post couples
godspeed and rocklizard
pashua and brahms
ika and koata
cgs eyebrow au ra and egghyur
>>145834353
is it
here have wun
why hasnt meria killed herself yet
>>145834370
why hasn't puttel killed himself yet
>>145834293
sorry tofu
>>145834402
no eyebrow prince is shackled to no one pls
>>145834447
neck yourself
>>145833187
Pls. I know there are some monk mains here. Tell me your sekrit.
Growing up, I was fascinated with scat sex. I used to download tonnes of scat movies and I always fantasised having a women shit on my body and in my mouth one day. After years of fantasising, I finally decided to pay for the professional escort Louise Hunter, who is well known for her scat movies. I turned up at her house and she seemed nice enough. She knew it was my first time experiencing scat, so she knew to take it slow. Louise had laid down some plastic on the floor in her living room, and lots of towels on top of that. I fucked her for a while, before laying on my back and letting her piss on my cock and stomach. Then she was about to start shitting and I asked if she could do it directly into my mouth. She happily shuffled backwards and started shitting in my mouth. As soon as the shit touched my tongue, I knew I had made a huge mistake. This was not how I imagined it would be, and at that moment I was simply a normal guy, on his back, with a women's shit in his mouth. The thing was I was too polite to tell her to stop. She had already told me she had had clients that asked her to stop and I didn't want to be one of them. So I stuck it out, and just let most of the shit fall off my lips onto the towel. I finished myself off by wanking onto her and then she let me take a shower to clean myself up before I left.
I've never watched another scat movie since and I have no intention of trying it again.
>>145834613
I'm a monk main but I haven't touched any Alexander savage. Can't help you.
>>145834370
>>145834539
>>145834402
I'm married.
>>145834618
nah selzh has done irl scatty stuff before
>>145834402
o-okay
>>145834257
You shouldn't take silly video game weddings so seriously, friend.
>>145834476
ikr? no one likes her in this game or in real life she needs to stop chickening out and get it over with the ugly bitch. maybe she be beaten to death by family first if we are lucky
reminder to not play with or acknowledge her in game
do not reply to her in thread
do not talk to her in discord
make her go
>>145834101
>>145834447
>ywn grab these kitties and feel up their bumbums
>>145834809
>marrying your kid
>>145834370
>>145834843
kiki is the one who takes them seriously dumbass
>>145834618
enjoyed every single word
>>145834743
To who?
>>145834847
>implying sunsluts would say no to a groping
>>145832817
I am what i eat.
>>145834847
why not
>gruff and tough highlander embarrassed that she has to wear a maid outfit
hnnnnng cute
>>145835161
>guffy this mad
>>145834898
>once again taking the jokes too seriously
>>145835181
Who did you enjoy camming for more, vjera or paks?
>>145834847
>>145835326
what
>>145832448
4chan x
>>145834101
Which is more ticklish, your right foot or your left?
>>145835360
Did you enjoy jerking off on camera for paks more than you did for vjera?
>>145834370
my office.
>>145835349
Now that is a cat.
>>145835349
Excuse me you're in the way of my brown c@s, please go away.
>>145834370
Can't fit it in one shot because walls
>>145833780
>>145833783
>>145833809
<3
>>145834031
I just wanna like nap forever
>>145835502
Good tastes.
>>145835471
sure
>>145834618
Pussy.
>>145834809check steam
>>145835471
elaborate, how do you even know this?
>>145835391
how am i supposed to know this
>>145834370
I just don't accept it.
;_;
>>145835640
Abe has literally confirmed both here, now fuck off white knight.
Does anyone on Balmung want this in their face tonight from an elezen? http://gelbooru.com//images/dd/97/dd97d965842e1c4ce6b3319e4db15701.jpg
>>145835684
Don't get to close, that's how you catch the herpderpblander virus.
>>145835712
It doesn't matter if you accept, that's why it's called rape
>>145835782
WHAS FUCKING APPEAL
BE ORIGINAL
FUCK
>>145835684
it seems you have encountered an enemy stand
Anyone from tonbey INA good guild? I've just come back from nearly a year off it and wouldn't mind some help
>>145835782maybe. is this the lewd elezen?
>>145835782
>>145835782
Post name.
I just want to be happy.
;_;
>>145835782
post f-list, i dont erp in game
>>145834370
I made some panoramas.
>>145836076
true happiness can only be found in the grave, voidshit
>>145834370
Still a WIP
im a lizard on a rock :3
It's just too much.
;_;
>>145836225
i want to melt ah'ls icy heart
Why is AST the best healer?
>>145836654
this is bait
>>145836654
I don't know, tell us.
>>145836654
It let us filter shitters from getting into our static without having to run a trial with them.
>>145835882I'm sorry you don't see the appeal behind facesitting, or ass/cock/ball worship, or analingus/fellatio
>>145835937Yes...
>>145835987W-what's wrong darling? Me and your dad were just wrestling! Did you have a nightmare? One minute, mommy will check your closet and under your bed for you!
>>145836095I have an f-list but I don't erp outside of the game, sorry!
>>145836654
good one
