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>Convert source mouse sensitivity
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>Porn archive
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>Developer Update 6-17-16
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JUSTICE RE-AUGH'ed
>>145812404
xth for spunkrat
Anyone got good Overwatch wallpapers? Bonus points for Zarya
Pharah is for ________
>play 4 games
>win 3
>>145834948
her nervous giggles show deep psychological trauma
>last blink
>always makes a laugh knowing she's out of juice
Daily reminder that Tracer is balanced and if you can't mulch her, you're a shitter.
>>145835109
JUSTICE
>You're in the same room as D.Va, Tracer, Mercy and Widowmaker after they finish a nice hearty Mexican meal
>All three turn their asses to you, as you think to yourself this is the luckiest day of your life.
>Suddenly,D.vagrabs you from behind
>You hear Tracer say "Alright, on my count!"
>"1..." They back up so that your face is surrounded by ass; If you move slightly in any direction, your face touches a cheek. You wonder what could possibly be going on.
>"2..." They press their butts against your face. Tracer and Mercy to your left and right, with your nose firmly wedged between the soft globes of Widowmaker's rear. You breathe in, and are treated to a heavy, sweaty scent that seems to intoxicate the senses.
>"3!" Tracer exclaims. Still wondering what they're doing, the realization hits all too late. All three of them grunt in unison, and you feel what must be Widowmaker's anus pucker out against your nose. Your muffled scream is drowned out by the sound of three farts of different force and intensity coming from all directions.
>Your nose burns as you try to hold your breath, butD.vaperforms a heimlich maneuver on you which makes you forcibly exhale.
>Your first breath and last breath before passing out is that of a mixture of eggs, sulfur, and shit.
>You manage to squeak out a line so faint, that only you hear the words, "Ireland.......was right..." before blacking out
Place bets
>play 76 or reaper, hit people point blank and do piss damage
>Other people playing 76 or reaper manage to dish out shitloads of damage on me
Shiiiiet
I am on fire! I will lead us to victory!
I'M NOTICING IN A LOT OF MY KILLCAMS THAT NONE OF MY OPPONENTS ARE ACTUALLY FUCKING AIMING AT ME
guys my scroll wheel just broke what's a good mouse
>>145835109
Lovingly impregnating and raising a family with her.
>>145835203
>>145834948
>Skin Ideas Edition
>I want to make a list of skin ideasI'm drawing attention to my post. Now that you've read it, you may as well give me your skin ideas.
I know they are out there.
>>145835216
grey
grey
blue
grey
>>145835203
STOP
>>145835246
Every hanzo killcam where the arrow isnt even aimed at you but you're dying
>>145835216
White white blue white
>>145835304
Butcher Roadhog. Bloodied apron, leather pants, carved out pig's head as mask, broken cleaver attached to a rope and four barrel shotgun.
>>145835203
.
>>145835203
D E L E T
E
L
E
T
I want to FUCK Tracer.
>>145835416
You beat me to it.
>enemy Pharah jumps to the sky
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
>look at our Mercy
>try to shield her
>fucking fat fuck D.Va jumps on top of my crosshair
>shield D.Va instead
>>145835216
2 sprays, 1 voice, 1 icon. 1 dupe.
tfw girl is happy that I love her as much as she loves me and i bought all these nice things for her :3
>tfw you're losing control
best skin or best skin?
It's so adorable how Mercy says "Back to square one"
>>145835520
She's British so she gets rap... sorry, rough lovemaking from kind neighborhood sand people.
>>145835586
sikhs are bro tier
>>145835465
I quite like that. Frankly I'm surprised it's not already present. Probably to avoid the bitching that it's copying their hook hero in Storm that has a skin like that
>>145835603
zoopah
>>145835586
The details on his balls are real nice.
>be playing
>suddenly see one of my friends log on and start spectating my game immediately
>someone from enemy team drops and he gets put in
>he picks the same hero im using and does nothing but tunnel me the entire game, poorly.
>game ends, he quits the game
>refuses to admit it ever happened
Seriously what the fuck?
>finally found a game
>choose hero
>DEFEAT
Great game.
>>145835603
Might not want to tell your friends about that!~ :3
>>145835603
>she respawns
>mumbles to herself and restores composure
>"i..uh.. Valkyrie oniline!"
Who's the most Redpilled overwatch hero?
>>145835572
>Not using B.VA
It's like you don't appreciate how great the bun is.
>>145835572
>woman is happy when you spend money on her
wow what a twist
>>145835763
Soldier
>going against a premade
>our only healer is le 150 hp man of broken bones
>he ends up countering their coordinated ults right as our Genji uses dragonblade
>TEAM KILL
Sometimes
Best character to play drunk?
>>145835767
I normally do! It's the best one!
>>145835586
that's the wacky recolor of an actual skin
>>145835763
Zarya for sure. She lost family to the Omniggers after the Crisis was supposedly over.
New hero's ult is basically Naga's Ult. Enemies in range are disabled and can't move but are invulnerable. Good or bad?
>>145835586
all of zens ult skins are good
>>145834985
it's just latency xDDD
nothing to do with the fact the servers are 20tick
>>145835203
That's kinda hot
>>145835849
Reaper
>>145835870
source
>>145835849
I prefer reaper or bastion. Nice and ez.
When is Junkrat going to give Mei thetrap?
>>145835942
Get out more.
What is the point of this fucking system if it gives out garbage constantly with no option of refunding unwanted shit for currency? Level 27 and 1 Winston legendary. I don't even fucking play Winston.
At this point, I'm convinced that bought crates have a larger chance to drop pinks and golds.
>>145835305
>>145835347
>>145835416
>>145835559
Correct
>>145835571
Wrong
>>145835978
>Aussies
>Being able to handle the cold
rer
>>145836004
you're not my dad
>>145835849
zenyatta
>>145835870
well atleast it'll stop endless overtimes...
>>145835763
Reaper.
>killed by Hanzo or Widowmaker from full health long after I had gone two miles around a corner
>killcam shows me not ever even making it to that corner before I drop dead from a shot that should have missed
YYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>145836021
I was right down to the figures, just no dupes.
>>145835849
junkrat
Most underrated skin?
>>145835849
Genji
You might be the worst player but it's fun.
>>145836040
But Anon. I literally forget to help teammates all the time when under the influence and only think for myself. You must be a sweetheart. Are you easy to take advantage of?~
>>145836124
>Kill cam from a hanzo that nonchalantly fires an arrow in your direction, misses horribly but you drop dead anyway.
>>145835586
>all that red
>>145836130
No pussy shit here anon, all or nothing.
You gamble big, you lose big.
>>145835109
Mercy
>>145836180
>>145835870
>New hero's ult is basically Naga's Ult.
no thank you
nerf THIS
>Join a game
>1:30 left on attack with 3 Hanzos on our team
Well that was cool I guess
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/91bThqR.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>145836180
>>145836284
Vamplettes is ugly as fuck. Stop posting this. Id way rather fuck her slutty chubby lazy mei friend
>>145836335
psssh, nothing personell, kid
>>145835849
Reinhardt. You really can't fuck up holding right click and swinging your bus sized hammer around.
Does anyone else hear main combat merci ;3??? (console onlyyyy!!!!)
Post Mei
>>145836039
Yes I am, Kyle.
>>145835109
going on dates with and having a healthy relationship with frequent sex
>when someone's projectile looks like it hits me, it actually goes through me
>when someone's projectile looks like it zooms right past me, it actually hits me
Is this why I win so many Pharah air battles? This happened to me earlier today in a Pharah air battle and I was so confused by it
Is there a better feeling then no one on your team selecting hanzo and genji?
>>145836376
pls b my gf
>>145836376
>gold
>ten eliminations
your team lost right? or is console really that bad
>>145836382
You don't even know my name baka
How come nobody ever ships junkrat with anyone?
Junkrat deserves love too
>>145835894
But the servers aren't 20 tick.
I don't enjoy this game very much any more.
The game is the same, but everybody playing it has become a massive cunt.
Somebody does well, a bunch of assholes accuse them of hacking.
Somebody makes a mistake, everybody screams at them like a retard, even though they're doing no better.
Have a really close game, stay on overtime for ages but lose by a tiny margin?
Everybody's fucking useless, except the screaming retard of course.
Nobody's satisfied unless you're absolutely stomping the other team 100% of the game.
Everybody's apparently the best player ever, but they always solo queue instead of making a team.
Everybody was decent in the first week or so.
What the fuck happened?
>>145836201
No I just become very self deprecating when drunk so it makes sense for me to play the worst character in the game.
>>145836438
we won level 50 console
>>145836376
>Gold eliminations as Mercy
What the hell was that team doing.
Psst, i can be yuor devil or angle...
>>145836380
best girl!
>>145836180
Gambler.
Everyone and their mom loves Riverboat, but Gambler is so fucking fancy with the gold trim.
>>145836376
please be in australia
>>145836339
Paperbag that Wario face she's got going on and I'd suck her asshole.
>>145836460
he's shipped with mei
>>145836460
Don't
You'll wake the barafags
do any girls want to be my gf and we can date and get married and you can dress up as mercy and i can cosplay as reinhardt and we can go to conventions and have sex in costume please
When are they going to fix the fucking matchmaking?
>>145836492
>Zenyatta's eyes are the blue dots on his forehead, and not the slits underneath
keeps pissing me off
>>145836439
Just like your father doesn't.
>>145836572
There's nothing wrong with it according to Blizzard so never.
>tfw played so much, Bastion is dead weight most of the time.
>>145836260
fuck off
>>145836572
the only part of matchmaking not working is joining a game that's about to lose
>>145836572
matchmaking is fine though
>>145836460
r u hetero theres so much gay porn with him and his bf hoge
>>145836460
All junkrat ships are shit though, don't encourage them. You'll see junkrat x mei fan art a lot later on because some rich swedish autist likes that pairing.
>>145836513
Now that you say that.. Yeah... id do the same to Momo too. Im bias cuz i like women a little chub
>>145836484
honestly I've found the community to be alright at least communication wise. I rarely see anyone bitching or yelling like a retard, and if so it's at the other team, or matchmaking servers in general. The only bad things I've found are people who don't comprehend team composition.
>>145836460
Junkrat/Explosions are my otp senpaiI've been playing him more lately and the little excited nosies he makes sometimes are starting to turn me on
Zenyatta skin with his orbs replaced with little Zenyatta heads when?
>want to toblerstein
>always a reinhardt with a team that stands behind him
>>145836507
THIS is a good mei, not flat blubbering landwhale. More if possible.
>86% win rate with character that is mildly fun and play occasionally
>42 and 14% win rates with your favorite characters
it hurts
>Use Q as Junkrat
>It instantly gets destroyed
>Doesn't say who killed it
>This happens even if the enemy is all dead
Is this a bug or a hack? It only happened against one team of players so I'm inclined to think someone was cheating.
Any tips for tracer? I got one of her racing skins and it makes me really want to play her more, but I don't have a very good track record with her, be it killing, surviving, or objectifying
>>145836642
I keep being getting 3 level 10s, a 20 and a 40 with the enemy all being over 25.
>>145836642
I'd say make joining a losing game that lasts less than two mins from when you join shouldn't hurt your win/loss. also add extra punishment for leaving a game near the end.
>>145836860
gofast
>>145836801
Could you imagine if we got a china dress costume? imagine her thighs? I would roll that shit for the rest of my OW experience
>>145835894
Increasing server tick would help, sure. But you still have packet loss and latency.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0zbpPCdhGk
Is it really that crazy to ask a team member to adapt to a situation and swap it up?
>50% of team damage
And people say forced 50 isn't real.
>saw a lone reinhardt hiding behind his shield in a corner
>clipped behind him and spent a good five seconds shooting him until he died
>didn't once try to move or defend himself
Felt like murdering a puppy desu, if you're here I'm sorry
>>145836860Alt+F4__________________________________________
mei players deserve to be executed in real life
>>145836883
I keep getting put against teams full of prestige's, with me being the second to third highest on my team at 40.
>>145836860
Just go in and abuse your teleports.
>>145836997
heh. umad kid? ;)
>Meh MMr since level 25
>Team insta-locks Hanzo, Tracer, Reaper, Widowmaker and Genji
>Not sure if I want to play fuccboi support or Tank
>Fuck it, go Hog
>end with 12 hooks 92% accuracy
>We managed to win with the shit comp including a Hanzo who did nothing but Ult and a Tracer that died every couple of seconds
Man, I love how one-sided Hanamura is.
>>145835216
>just got D.Va's junker skin and salt spray
now I wait for Blizz to buff D.Va
>>145836962
Fuck you.
>my team has 4 level 35-45 (im a level 36), a level 20some, and a level 80some
>their team has 4 over level 100, a level 100, and a level 98
>three of them say "gg" after we get rolled extremely hard
>mention the fact that the game would be top tier if not for the ass backwards mm
>one person agrees on their team and the rest say the mm is fine, "bliz knows what theyre doing"
I really hope none of you think that the mm is fine right now.
Is it late for Reaper usernames?
>>145837036
*teleports behind you*
*blows out your brains*
revenge is a dish...
*uninstalls your overwatch*
...best served cold
>>145834948
https://youtu.be/ePplLq9GFUg
Jesus christ Seagull's aim is too good
>>145837096
It's never too late anon.
why am I getting put against premade meme teams?
My friend and I are duo queueing into quickplay, and 3 games in a row we had v6 all dva, all roadhog, all reinhardt...
all 3 different sets of players
LOL mei actually counters more than half this games roster
How the fuck do I deal with Tracer as Genji?
I can deal with literally everybody but this class. She just fucking shits on me, tears me apart, rapes me and uploads it to sadpanda.
>>145837093
it isn't but it's basically quick play so w/e
>>145837198
love killing mei with junkrat desu
>>145837198
if youre shit maybe.
>>145837198
a corner with a mei around it counters the entire roster
>just le git le gud :^)
not with all these fucking corners
![a0163-000026-laughing-businessmen-gettyimages[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ftDaeNR.jpg "a0163-000026-laughing-businessmen-gettyimages[1].jpg")
>tfw i constantly see people say that overwatch is a "deep game"
are these people serious?
>>145837225
You don't.
>>145835109
>>145836260
So, what's your idea for an Overwatch character?
Mine is a Talon doctor who's main ability is tossing vials of medicine that grants a paired buff and debuff to teammates it hits.
I'm drunk. Fucking play with me
we're 1-10 now
so much for forced 50
>unbox the thing i bought literally a day later
Every fucking time
>>145836460
he's Mei's love interest
>>145837096
>Notice a reaper keeps meleeing after every kill and it looks like the most retarted shit ever.
>Ask him why thinking it's to cancel animations for a faster reload or something
>he says to add insult to injury
>k
>>145835250
she's infertile
>>145835978
>>145837190
I regularly get put against Seagull's 5 stack.
P O S T
O
S
T
>>145837431
This is how Trashmouse shuts someone the fuck up
>>145837267
Most character have a skill for evasion or quick movement, use those and get some distance.
>>145837328
What the fuck's that supposed to mean? There's got to be a way to do it.
>>145836684
>>145836284
Jesus why are girls such fucking attention whores
Why is there no good Widowmaker ship art yet?
Anyone else feel like MM was fixed since the last patch?
I keep getting more and more fair fights, fewer stacked odds, but there are still games where I get destroyed.
>>145835586
ascendant is btr desu-- only 250, has a unique design & finish for a lower price on the regular skin.
>>145837524
>Go to place
>People photograph you
>"THESE FUCKING ATTENTION WHORES"
alright
What is the most reddit hero in the game?
>>145835586
funny, that isn't Air
>>145837513
1. hope she's terrible
2. catch her off guard at low hp
3. have your teammates do it
>>145837563
Because LESBEANS HUUUUUURRRRRR
>>145835978
>Junkrat cheating on his cute chubby bodyguard for a chubby ice bitch
lol
>>145837198
Mei is LITERALLY McCree's Flash + Fan, but it's a slow stun with a guaranteed headshot.
>>145836572
ranked will fix everything
>>145837509
>most
>like 5 out of a roster of 21 characters
sick meme my friend, mind if I use it? ;)
>>145837563
Because Widow is an emotionless corpse
>>145836676
I didn't know Notch played overwatch.
>>145837487
>>145836628
Don't have to be so abrasive.
>>145837524
because they dont like you anon
>>145837631
>play as torbjorn
>just shit out a random rivet at a random corridor
>killed <tracercunt> 100*
music to my ears, almost as good as killing Meis
>>145837497
SPLAT
>>145836628
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/doXbe6P.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>145837621
Hippityhop or Ribbit?
>>145837380
So, the anti-Mercy then?
ok if you lose against an enemy stack 3 games in a row it needs to find you a new fucking enemy stack to play against
at that point they're just farming win exp on you and it's really fucking gay that you have to be the one to forfeit consecutive exp because matchmaking is totally fucking garbage
>>145837497
shit tracers are always free kills
>>145837685
>Lucio
>Tracer
>Reinhardt
>Pharah
>Winston
>Junkrat
>Widowmaker
>Mercy
>Genji
>D.Va
>Soldier 76
>Reaper
>McCree
>>145837702
Which is why Reaper would totally want in on that
>>145837198
WHOA THERE
OH YOU REALLY STEPPED IN IT MATE
LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN
CLEARING THE AREA
COME ON, HIT ME
[Wraith noises]
GET OVER HERE AND HEAL UP
>>145837796
The gold one. Or be the best with the Gretzky skin.
>>145836335
>>145836534
>>145837409
>>145837431
Why though?
>>145837702
Just like my ex wife, what's the problem?
How are you supposed to play reaper?
I get that his shotguns go damage when close but closing the gap with him is so difficult because hes slow and most flanks are usually full of meis or some shit
I thought this was a meme like forced 50 but what the fuck is with this, grey grey blue grey, lootbox meme
>>145837850
dont forget mei
Anybody on PC have NikalaKitty?
I added her and didn't see her message, and then she deleted me ;_;
I'M FACING TOO MANY GOOD PLAYERS FUCK OFF
>keep dcing even though I only spend 5 seconds in the main menu
>get in a game and check ping
>600+ ping
>end up costing my team a loss because of the constant dc'ing
>leaver penalty kicks in
What the fuck, Blizzard. I want to suffer by playing your game, not by hoping I stay in the game for more than 5 minutes.
>>145837850
>Update
>reinhardt can be frozen while charging
>pharah and junkrat require a cooldown
>mercy requires an ally near her
>genji is literally hard countered by mei
>>>soldier
>>>reaper
>>>mccree
>>145837934
Use the teleport to get behind. Make sure you're not seen from either end when you do so.
>>145837934
1. Be good
2. Don't be a shitter
this games a neverending nightmare
![267px-Mei-portrait[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/FSg1Osj.png "267px-Mei-portrait[1].png")
chi le ba
>>145837928
Have you not heard their interactions?
She's a total tsundere for him.
>>145837932
I wish I had loved and lost like you, at least that way I'd know it's eternal love.
>enemy team average rank 107
>my team average 43
the matchmaking in this game is fucking terrible, got gold medal as reinhardt for 3 eliminations
>>145838013
>Be Genji
>die
>>145837513
get in her face
right click
melee
dash
>>145838013
>>145838002
>Healing Done as Roadhog
Don't tell me the game counts self healing for that stat, that's just dumb.
>cheers luv! the cavalry's 'ere!
>>145837563
>ship art
>good
Pick one.
>>145837989
>Mei can be killed by charging
>pharah and junkrat can explode
>who gives a damn
>still a dash
>sprint
>debuff immunity
>WOAH THERE
>>145838035
I haven't actually. What do they say? Also, is there an interaction between McCree and D.Va? Wondering why I see art of them as well.
>>145838013
DOJO
PUSH IT UP~
>>145837964
>try to play the game
>get put on the team with people who have no idea what game they're even playing
>the enemy team is perfectly coordinated
>>145837497
Had a similar experience today after a garbage ult
What's a battletag that's absolutely guaranteed to induce rage?
>>145837685
1.Mcree-use flashbang, fan and roll away if she survives.
2.Genji- dash
3.Pharah- jumpboost or e
4.winston- jump
5. Zarya -shield
6.Reinhart - charge or take it like a man
7.DVA - boost
8. Roadhog, hook & shoot or just shoot
9. Junkrat- Mine
10. Mei- shield then icewall
11.widowmaker- hook
12.mercy glide to teamate
13. Lucio push her away, speedboost and gtfo
14. Reaper- invincibility
Snipers should be far enough back to avoid her
Healers should be with teammates
>tfw no overwatch friends
>>145838182
SHUTUPPUSSY
>>145838116
I've heard one personally.
>Junkrat: Just looking at you makes me cold!
>Mei: Maybe you should look somewhere else >:(
>>145838182
Genji
only play genji
play badly
>>145838109
>Mei can be killed by charging
yeah maybe if she's preoccupied freezing the rest of my team
She can LITERALLY make and BECOME A FUCKING
and mei slows you by 15% fucking percent by tapping you with her M1. Soldier can't escape that, retard
>>145837928
Why Mercy and Pharra, why 76 and Mercy , why any of them without more lore?
>>145836245
>>145836021
>tfw when you have several legendary skins and you're only level 20
What did he mean by this?
What's the best defense hero for attack?
>>145838182
AlwaysHanzo
>>145838243
soldier or not, that's still over 5 heroes
learn to count, Genji
>>145838064
>that slow fall
All around me are familiar faces
>>145838209
join the club.
>>145838182
If only killfeeds were like they were in 2004.
It'd say stuff like "A pregnant cow killed you"
>>145838243
>AND BECOME A FUCKING
what did he mean by this?
>>145838209
i bet you're a cool guy and all, but I want a cool GIRL, understand?
>>145838173
Holy shit
>>145838312
Junkrat and bastion
>>145838195
76 can survive as well, though it's not mobility wise. Just drop a healing beacon down and outheal her damage while she yells in angry chinese while you thaw and sprint away
>>145838209
>>145838321
>I don't know how to read /owg/ ID list
>>145838169
>Get into a game with a Hanzo and a Widowmaker in my team
>We are attacking in Gibraltar
>The enemy team has a Toblerone
>Neither of our snipers destroys the turret even when it's literally in plain view.
Why? Just why?
>its another our genji is bad their genji is good episode
>>145838240
I'm pleasantly surprised when picrelated happens
>>145837621
Lucio
>literally-reddit skin
>support, mainable and role of choice for betas playing the victim
>just the right amount of overpowered to make ribbitors feel special/skilled without people complaining
>ebin free PotGs from knockback kills to farm upboats
What's the bestReinhardtskin?
>>145838414
>Just drop a healing beacon down and outheal her damage
No fuck that, I've TRIED THAT, you literally can NOT outheal the fucking HEADSHOT she does.
