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DIE DIE DIED.
>>145802041
>join game in progress
>DEFEAT
well alright then
Post mains
>>145816272
Everyone's over here >>145812321 everyone will migrate here when the other one hits bump limit.
it's kinda nice to be in a thread that isn't getting 600 replies a minutes, can just chill out a while
>>145816757
Mhm
anyone wanna play?
Post them
ME OOGA
TEAM BOOGA
HOW HARD IS IT TO KILL SOMEONE YOU STUPID FUCKS I SHOULD NOT HAVE GOLD FOR 3 ELIMINATIONS
>tfw overgrown is bastion's best skin but I don't wanna pay $20 for it
>Didn't bother to play D.va when I was low level
>Now I'll literally never get the 4-kill ult achievement
>>145825174
I think you can still get the physical version of Origins Edition skin for $48 on Amazon if you have prime. Strike Commander Morrison and Slipstream are both also pretty good.
>>145823573
>playing hanzo
>>145823573
>>145823573
I always wondered, can you just switch to another hero before you win or during a steamroll to make a certain hero have a high win count with 0 k/d?
>>145825195
you just need to spam play her and hope for a good guy zyra ulti.
>that feel when no overwatch bf that likes anime
>>145823573
look, it's one of those friends who immediately locks widowmaker every time.
>That hero you desperately wanna git gud at, and pick from time to time, but switch off of once you realize you're dead weight
What's their name, /owg/?
>>145825195
Like I said last thread play with a friendly Zarya and wombo combo it.
>>145825328
Anime is for retards
>>145825341
Reaper
>tfw you get potg chimping out as winston and knocking people off the map
>>145825341
Tracer.
I want mei to sit on my face
Mei and Winston where at Mei's apartment after they went out shopping. "How does it feel being a member of Overwatch?" Winston asked. "I was shocked at first, but I really love it." Mei said as she took off her armor and was in a blue bra and black stretch pants.
"Wow, You have a nice body Mei." Winston said as he blushed a little. "Really? I didn't think that I was attractive." She said as she felt her big round ass. "But you are, I mean it." Winston said as he touched her face. "Thank you." Mei said as she hugged him. "I'm going to fix us some peanut butter sandwiches." Winston said. "That sounds nice." Mei said.
After a while, They finished their food. "How was it?" Winston asked. "It was delicious." Mei said as she farted. "Did you just fart?" Winston asked. "Yes, I get gassy sometimes." Mei sais as she blushed. "May I smell it up close?" Winston asked. "You want me to sit on your face and fart?" Mei asked. "Yes please." Winston said.
"Go ahead and lay down." Mei said. Winston did so and Mei sat on his face. "I hope that I'm not to heavy for you." Mei said. "Your perfect." Winston said. Mei smiled as she blasted a fart in his face. "That was stinky, how are you down there?" Mei asked. "I'm fine, keep going." Winston said.
Mei ripped a sloppy fart in his face as she moaned. "That was awesome!" Winston said as he complimented her on her stench. This kept on going until she stopped. " You can stay here for the night." Mei said. "Thank you Mei." Winston said as she hugged him.
The End
>>145825328
are you a a girl or are you gay? It's honestly hard to tell.
I dont understand Lucios right click. Sometimes I send people flying really far but sometimes they barely move. Does it depend on the distance, character or healing/speed mode?
>>145825439
>>145825461
it depends on if theyre jumping or not
also dont bother with tanks unless theyre reaaaally close to the edge
>>145825393
anime is g ood
>>145825443
im a boy
>>145825341
Pharra
Playing on console sucks, especially when the reason you bought it there was the friends who never play, or when they do they play a game or two get upset then quit.
>>145825328
ban all faggots
does anyone here wanna play with a shitter who'll probably pick D.va 70% of the time
>>145825528
Never change.
>>145825528
anime is like 95% trash my man
>>145825427
Tracer's easy, man. You just gotta be dashing around all the time in combat, specifically when you reload. It takes a while for people to readjust to where you are, especially if you dash behind them.
>>145825341
McCree
I just want to be a rootin tootin cowboy of the west
>>145825443
It's a boy!
There's no cute girls on 4chan!At least any that would talk to me...
>>145825443
here's a pic from earlier
>>145825439
reported
p-pls no bully
>>145825427
Keep a blink handy at all times and Tracer becomes a lot easier to play.
>tfw Get really frustrated playing this game
>tfw ragequit and say i never want to play again
>end up coming back an hour later
>>145825678
you mad bro? :)
>>145825306
I think they need to participate with the game, that being said though I've got 100 win rate on d.va but I've only played 4 minutes of her.
>>145825330
Widowmaker has a place on every team seeing as she can instagib half the roster from any range.
>>145823573
>enemy Genji being noisy as fuck behind our Mei and Zarya
>they don't turn even once
>times where you fuck up so hard that you just have to turn off the game and sit by yourself for a couple minutes.
>>145825662
>>145825528
You two need to meet each other. Now exchange battletags.
Every single fucking night I have to SUCK a fucking dick. Every night. I try to come to OWG for some fucking peacfe at mind but every single one of you is a god damn sexual hound.
>Winstons ass this
>Widows bulge this
>Tracers Jaw that
Seriously, F**K off with that, I even hate myself for fucking censor-swearing(CS) but you guys are so messed up.
I play and browse with my son here, but you guys are horrible, not a single overwatch role model in one of you.
I am sick of it all.
>>145825621
you're trash
>>145825830
lol
>>145825830
Roadhog's feet are as big and smelly as burning tires~
>tfw got Thunderbird in a loot crate
>those pigtails
>that face paint
Literally in love
>>145825830
>You will never have Dva swallow your cock and lap up your semen in between matches
What a shame
>>145825804
but anon I'm not gay
>>145825862
>your gf will never look at you like you are trash
Why even live senpai to be quite honest.
>>145825919
It's pretty good
>>145825174
No it isn't, it's shit.
If it actually looked like weathered Bastion it would be good.
Instead the robot itself is just painted brown and it looks like it has dollar store Easter decorations covering it.
>>145825830JesseMcCree!Unconsensual sex with Jesse McCree!
>>145825439
So from the pattern once a day we'll get a new fanfic like this and it's only going to get weirder and weirder. Yesterday was pretty tame 76xMercy two part, hang in there everyone it gets worse.
the worst part about this game is that I actually HAVE played with competent teammates before so getting paired with retards just stings that much more
>be roadhog on dorado defense
>have a sloppy start but we hold them off between the first and second checkpoints for a good while
>be consistently landing hooks, grabbing picks and on fire for most of the match
>ask for heals because at this point the enemy is genuinely focusing most of their abilities, ultimates and efforts on me and I'm taking the full brunt of their assault
>our bastion keeps saying "dude just push E lmao"
>explain to him and the rest of the team that I can barely afford to stop and heal myself in the current situation (because I'm literally slaughtering people back and forth)
>eventually, we're at the last checkpoint and shit's going downhill
>our mercy decides to finally stop being retarded and start healing me like the good little whore she is
>we quickly wipe out a good chunk of their team, pressing the advantage and ultimately winning
>16.8k damage that game (new record)
>landed hooks on high priority targets consistently and even through enemies (hooked a soldier through 4 people just as he ulted)
>countered enemy ults and attempts to push with my ult 4 or 5 times
>mercy apologizes at the end of the game for not healing me sooner
>other teammates commend and thank me for my work
>tell bastion to drown in an ocean of robotic dicks at the postgame screen
>mfw people are brainwashed by this meme that you should never EVER heal a roadhog (even when he's pulling a shit ton of weight)
Fuck you, Bastion. And fuck Mercy, fuck that game and fuck everyone on the enemy team. I hope that Bastion has fun when he's stuck pushing E for an eternity in Robot Hell.
here's how I think the Overwatch girls fart.
>Mei and Widowmaker both have Silent but Deadly gas but Widowmaker's is more deadly and Mei's occasionally becomes loud and embarrasses her. There canteloupe asses ferment such a fragrance that makes rumble in the jungle!
>D.Va's farts are pronounced and have their own unique flair, but aren't that loud all the time.
>Phara's is Bassy and loud.
>Symettra has hers be fluctuating between wet and bubbly sounding and airy.
Mercy's got pungent poots and are loud and she feels ashamed about it.
>zarya's got like those kind of tight-ass farts and probably end up more squeaking than usual.
>Tracer's got frequent farts and short farts and is always weirdly and playfully excited to share.
What do you guys think
>>145826196
I think this copy pasta should die and you and fartfag should ship.
>tfw only 53.7% winrate
>>145825762
yes, enjoy your ban :)
>>145826196
Hello?
>>145826165
I love healing Roadhogs as Mercy. The fact that they have a healer makes them overconfident and encourages them to run into traffic. And I'll harvest ult off their bloody, beaten bodies.
>you can be commended for jump pack kills
Holy kek
>>145823453
Lvl, region?
opinions?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsC8XKf3Gg8
>>145826443
>those two reapers
givin them the ol monkey dick?
>Zen now has 200HP
>it's 100% Shield
Yes/No?
>>145825341
>can't pester the enemy team seemingly forever like other Tracers
>really clumsy with pulse bombs
>limey cunt
>onion-faced slag
>should neck myself
>>145826452
28, EU West
>>145825797
Holy fucking shit mate...
> defending on route 66
> other team runs a train on us, killing us all the time
> they all start shittalking us and going apeshit in the chat
> clock is ticking down
> payload is only halfway across the map
> VICTORY
> everyone on my team: "gg wp"
> entire enemy team getting super assmad
> mfw
weekly reminder that your precious kd ratio doesn't translate to wins. This is an objective-based game and if you're not pushing that objective then you are useless
>attacker on Hanamura
>teammates sitting outside the chokepoint taking popshots
>I get through, 5 of the 6 enemies all run after me and focus me down
>my teammates are just sitting outside the chokepoint shooting at the enemies instead of walking through the chokepoint when there would be literally zero resistance
Synchronicity > Zenyatta Mondatta.
Even though I really like ZM.
>>145826443
wait, you deal damage with shift as memerilla? shit, that could have helped me a few times
Perfect
>>145826486
I don't even know when they switched to Reaper; it might have even been at the very end of the game since I don't remember seeing any enemy Reapers
>>145826587
yes, 50 damage, iirc.
Always try to jump on people.
>>145826487
>Giving a tankbuster who can heal teammates 200 regen health
Oh God no. They need to buff his mobility more than anything. Like a stacking movement speed buff for each X increments of time Harmony Orb is active.
>>145826572
>attack on Numbani
>defense team is set up at the half-way point with turrets and reinhardts
>friendly tracer rushes past them and starts taking the point uncontested
>lucio speed boosts us while the defense falls back
>they all get slaughtered
D.Va a cute
What's the name of the cute grill in the discord?
>>145826628
hey! that's pretty good. I thought I would open it and see some fucked up face like most of fan art, but he nailed that face.
>>145826665
will do, guess he has a couple of heavy donkey kongs to deal that much
Is there any map where 6torb is an actual viable strategy?
>>145826628
I want to bury my face in Widow's butt
Delicious brown!
>>145826587
He makes a little shockwave animation on the ground when he lands. Apparently it hurts people in a really small aoe where he lands.
>>145826797
what butt? shes flat af
>been playing on ps4 since release
>buy it for pc today
>now that i can aim ive only played Hanzo
He is so fun and so good jesus.
>>145826754
Alright guys, let's create yet another rift in the community.
Where are Zenyatta's eyes?
>>145826770
remember that you can't really aim the jump down though, so you'll have to jump straight up to reliably land on people close to you.
or if you're in a low ceiling area you can just shift forward and let the ceiling knock you down onto people.
>>145825341
Bastion
I know he's secret viable if you reposition often but I suck at finding safe spots and mostly get my kills through ambushes
>>145826850
The Iris
>>145825174
How can you even say that?
>>145826850
in his feet
>>145826628
why is widow and tracer suit vacuum sealed ? make no sense
>>145826850
Omnics don't have eyes, their heads are filled with several sensors that measure the environment around them.
>>145826837
>ive only played Hanzo
>>145826850
I have transcended the physical senses.
>the year of our lord, two thousand and sixteen
>still no 21:9 support
>>145826814
>>145827008
>Wanting to play on a meme resolution
Why?
>>145826850
In his orbs.
That's why he can see them through walls and has to recall them.
>>145826850
I can't, he will always look like "the sad/dissapointed robot" for me
>>145826850
The two slots are Zenyatta's eyesThe dots on his head make up his Third Eye
>>145826837
>Hanzo
>good
>>145826708
Such is life in pubs. It hurts to see 4 people run to their spawn and leave two people defending and then they even start insulting you for losing the point.
>>145827119
to be fair in the mmr dumpster where anon probably is, hanzo is good
>>145826850
Where are the Curiosity rover's eyes?
Zenyatta's a robot. He has sensors where appropriate for whatever kind of physical phenomena he needs. They're probably in the dots, the slits, the balls, the hands, and other places.No room for a soul, though.
>>145825797
Had that happen to me once. It feels good though to get the opposite situation; where you pull the dumbshit back into her suit's explode radius and take her with you.
>>145826754
the cutest
>>145827010
Best girl.It's telling me some of the images I try to upload contain malicious code or fucking whatever. How do I fix that?
>>145827028
Meme or not, it's a god tier aspect ratio for gaming.
Honestly anyone that plays Hanzo must suffer from serious autism.
>>145827170
You don't, the Russians already have your credit card info and SSN.
Least favorite maps, go
>Pharah
>In the possession of arms/legs
When will this meme end?
>not taking Adderall before you play
You do want to be good, don't you?
>>145827170
You fix it by marrying Pharah.
>>145827178
High refresh is better in every way and there's not a 165Hz+ 21:9 monitor.
>>145827181
Guess I have serious autism
>>145827251
All king of the hill maps.
>>145826959
For tracer: less drag. Her whole thing is aerodynamic.
Widow: shoot and move. Bitch dosnt need to get caught on a nail and leave evidence. And skin suits function as make shift wound covers. Matador bull fighters would were extremely tight corsets so if they got gored, the wound would be squeezed so the organs would fall out. Bullet holes bleed less when they are pressed.
We all know it's just for the appeal but it can make sense if you grasp hard enough
On a game that requires map call out to this degree, it's ridiculous there isn't a minimap.
>>145827010
The world nerds more /git/ Pharah.
>Tracer, Widow, Mercy and D.Va just finish off a hearty Mexican meal
>All three turn their asses to you, as you think to yourself this is the luckiest day of your life.
>Suddenly,D.vagrabs you from behind
>You hear Tracer say "Alright, on my count!"
>"1..." They back up so that your face is surrounded by ass; If you move slightly in any direction, your face touches a cheek. You wonder what could possibly be going on.
>"2..." They press their butts against your face. Tracer and Mercy to your left and right, with your nose firmly wedged between the soft globes of Widowmaker's rear. You breathe in, and are treated to a heavy, sweaty scent that seems to intoxicate the senses.
>"3!" Tracer exclaims. Still wondering what they're doing, the realization hits all too late. All three of them grunt in unison, and you feel what must be Widowmaker's anus pucker out against your nose. Your muffled scream is drowned out by the sound of three farts of different force and intensity coming from all directions.
>Your nose burns as you try to hold your breath, butD.vaperforms a heimlich maneuver on you which makes you forcibly exhale.
>Your first breath and last breath before passing out is that of a mixture of eggs, sulfur, and shit.
>You manage to squeak out a line so faint, that only you hear the words, "Ireland.......was right..." before blacking out
>It's high noon
>Alright let me get into cov-
>FIRE IN THE HOLE
>Okay watch the do-
>OGON PO GOTVONSKI
>What th-
>Kill feed shows my entire team dead
>Can still hear the tire
>>145827251
Hanamura and Anubis.
>>145825320
>5 man zarya ulti
>Now is my chance
>NERF THIS
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
pharah killed all of them before my ult even went off
I want to die
>>145827178
enjoy your input lag? i guess? why bother with a riced out machine if you can't even game well on it
>>145825174
>overgrown best
>when omnic crisis exists
look at that color
look at that birb
how can grass compare?
>tfw finally got gud at Genji and Hanzo
My inner weeb spirit burns!
>>145827156
You do realize eyes are just a sensor that takes in light, right? Being organic doesn't make it special.
>>145826917
that's not steambot
>>145827351
>you wonder what could possible be going on
and im done
>>145827263
Double shot of whiskey does it for me, get too twitchy and jittery when sober. Also helps hold down the rage.
>>145827170
>pouches on her chest
What do you think's in there?
>>145825376
that would require zarya to land it on 4 people and have those 4 people not die in the 4 minutes it takes to self destruct and for them to not have one of the characters who can negate the damage
>>145827448
Being organic makes them eyes.
Omnics don't have eyes any more than my phone does.
>>145827251
>Hanamura on Attack
>>145827441
Reported for offensive battletag ;)
>>145827527
Spare parts for her prosthetic limbs
>>145827436
It's not a big deal.
And it's not just for gaming. I do a lot of video editing work.
Why is junkrat's tire the funnest ult in the game? It's like an actual minigame most of the time.Also the feeling when you kill 4 people on objectives with it because IT CAME FROM ABOVE
>>145827527
maybe a tourniquet and some gauze
>>145827609
then 4K would be better, or 5K if you really """edit video""" you would have a pro ultrasharp and not a mid/low tier 21:9
I got this computer just a little while ago and I get pretty decent framerate in every game I've played with it except Overwatch.
I have Overwatch on the lowest possible settings and I still get drops from 60 fps to like 10 or less at random. I've installed the latest drivers, uninstalled and reinstalled the game, and even checked all the physical connections inside my computer. I'm completely out of ideas.
>>145827527
peanuts and M&M's
>>145827251
All maps but Hollywood and King's Row.
I feel as if all the game needs to be fully balanced is a charge ult rate down on Mercy, Hanzo and Genji, plus some minor D.va buffs
I'm surprised the game is this balanced considering Blizz's track record.
>>145827607
Security chief still has parts, look along the armor
she also doesn't have the stupid as fuck braids
>>145827527
Terbaccy
>>145827628
>POTG is your tire
>shows you sneaking around their defenses and raining mayhem from above
>everyone on your team instantly votes for you
>>145827628
Because you're still in the trench/on console where people don't just spread out and shoot it immediately
Why is Hanzo so fucking Hard to play Jesus.
>>145827628
>Playing Nepal
>On Pit Of Death stage
>Enemies pushing onto our point
>Drop Riptire through the cubbyhole
>Kill them all
Every time. No one ever watches those holes.
>>145827790
t. xbox or ps4 controller
>>145827668
>4k or 5k if you really edit video
I really do edit video and 4k or 5k is not necessary by any means. 21:9 is actually great for video editing due to the extra width.
>mid low tier 21:9
I have a 3440x1440 LG, it's not mid or low tier 21:9. It is every bit as good as Dell's offering.
>>145826814
I'm in love with Pharah!
ayy
>>145825341
Torbjorn
I don't get how this guy have a 70% winrate on console.
Every turret I place is stupid location and it always ends me being a midget Reaper who shit out armor packs.
>>145827871
>>145826061
aw man i missed that? link?
>>145827790
>climb on top of thing
>press e
>point mouse in general direction in front of person
>kill
>spam arrows at fights until scatter comes off cooldown
>do it again
>shoot ult at cart
>run the fuck away from the point on overtime
What's not to get?
Is your computer overheating?
Are you sure your not using a beta driver?
or something shitty like amd gaming evolved?
>>145827790
Because he's actually super weak
>>145827628
One of the reasons over half of my 120 hours is just him.
>>145827898
Plug in controller and try to play normally and you'll see why. They're incapable of shooting the turret that is kilometer away.
>>145826468
im not into rap
yo
UH
YEAH
UH
YO YO
>>145827628
sucks when someone kills it tho. other junkrats are really good at it too cuz it's easy to throw a mine in the tire's direction and blow it up
>enemy team is awful
>but your's is even worse
>>145827898
>console
Mystery solved
>>145827528
Never said it'd be easy, that and sounds like a shit Zarya. That ult should be used when there's a big push that's needed and the enemy is trying to hold a choke, or to counter a big push which means there's should never be less than 4 enemies. Every now and then using it to clear if time is running out is acceptable, then again I play her a little too much.
>>145827957
>run the fuck away from the point on overtime
every time
>>145827694
pls help
>>145827807
>watch
What the fuck? I'm actually partially deaf and you can still hear that fucking thing coming from across the map.
How anyone is ever surprised by it is fucking astounding to me.
Mei's ult is so inconsistent
It feels like it overshots or undershots where you intend it to go every time whenever it wants
Does that fucking robot just go wherever it wants when you ult?
>>145826764
fuck off and take your fucking circlejerk with you
>it's another invisible team vs Delta Force elite execution squad match
what the fuck is wrong with the matchmaking in this game?
>>145827957
>>145812404
Been grinding boxes a while for that sweet legendary. Finally got it. Who can guess what it was?
What am I supposed to do about a bastion/torb/rein/mercy nest as a reinhardt? There was a junkrat, a tracer, and a genji on my team that didn't seem to do jackshit (or if they did, it wasn't anywhere I saw it)- is there even anything I can do to salvage that kind of situation? I shield, I firepoke, I even waded in there to earthshatter- then I realize that oh, I'm the only one there and the others have either died in the process or are fucking around on the outskirts doing who knows what
>>145827751
You're not suppose to give them the opportunity to shoot it. Make it climb by holding space.
>>145828128
500
>>145827937
Does anyone have that pic with her in like a leather jacket?
>>145828117
Your fault for winning those two matches last week, now enjoy your reward ;)
>>145827937
How can she be so pretty?
>>145827351
I want this meme to end
>>145828102
People probably expect it to either comes down the stairs or jump across the chasm and explode in the air. When folks get tunnel vision in battle, it's easy to forget that dropdown holes exist.
>>145828093
There's a huge thread on the technical support forums with people having serious fps drops recently so best bet for now is see what news might come out of that.
>>145827694
I know this is a long shot but have you tried lauching the game without the battle.net laucher.
>>145827958
turn up your graphics
this game asks way too much from your cpu if the gpu is not under stress
It's one of those dumb things that happens when xbox hardware is involved in development
>>145828172
That was quick. Sure do want to kill myself now. What a waste. It's a slap in the face
>King of the Hill
>go Torbjorn anyway
>18-0 K/D double round victory
Why is he so based?
>CSGOkiddies playing the Brawl
>ignore the objective because of muh kd
>mouse is starting to die
Any suggestions for a new mouse?multiple side buttons would be nice since I bind my melee/ult/calls, as well as use them for other games
how did pharah lose her arm?
>>145828208
Genetics, exercise, hygiene.
>>145827340
>ywn will never be Pharah's puny egyptian slave
>ywn will never fan her and hand-feed her grapes
>ywn lap the tart perspiration from her navel
>ywn be worked to death building a gargantuan pyramid in her honor
>>145828093
Answer to almost any game specific problem you have with an AMD card is "ur fuckd kiddo"
>>145828153
it has 100HP, there's always a chance to shoot, it a single hanzo arrow kills it
and you can hear it coming you just back off from the wall
How will golden guns for D.Va work?
>Now traveling to the temple of Anubis
Post yfw
we did it boyos
we won a game
now were 1-7
>>145827694
I had the same problem. I rolled back to an older driver and it fixed everything
>>145828181
>>145828208
Some kind of magic
>>145828320
>Bastion + Rein nest
>our Junkrat rage quits
>>145828093
AMD is your problem
>Playing with friend
>Every single team we end up defending with tonight just hovers on the outskirts of contesting the points more worried about getting killed than actually stopping the enemy
FFS this is getting obnoxious. This isn't fucking cowadooty. Your K:D does not fucking matter.
>>145827439
>picking Omnic Crisis over Defense Matrix
why does my team get so mad when i block them in spawn with an ice wall?
it's just a joke
>>145827351
>"Ireland.......was right..."
I don't know why I'm laughing so hard
>>145827694
try putting your settings at Ultra, restart the game, manually set everything to low, and then restart the game
did you a clean install with your graphics drivers? Google display drive uninstaller
otherwise, idk what to tell ya.
Which one of these doesn't belong
>>145828289
Logitech G400 is the OG
>>145827694
go to technical support forum post in the fps sticky
>>145828282
>ult with armor has effectively more health than hog
>damage output goes into overdrive
>sentry becomes sentient and unkilable for the duration
>sentry shots build up ult
that's why
>>145828093
I get the same issue with 390. one unorthodox solution i found was giving high priority to overwatch.exe on task manager
>>145828528
Reaper can heal?
I don't usually use him, so I have no idea
>KotH vs 2 Hanzos
>win
>KotH with 2 Hanzos
>they're too stubborn to switch when we're getting shutout
>start playing in a group
>do pretty well, go up in mmr
>begin to realize I traded braindead teammates for ultra tryhard premade enemy teams
>>145828528
If you're playing zarya or junkrat you can heal 1 hp when you try and damage yourself with your grenades in the spawn room
>>145828471
Last time I checked most jokes started with "knock knock"
>>145828605
He consumes souls to heal himself.
>>145828605
He can collect orbs from bodies that heal 50.
>>145828605
reaper can literally consume the souls of his dead enemies to restore his own health
>>145828605
The orbs that drop off of people that die near him heal him for 50 and count as healing done.
Console pleb Id list when?
Im having so much fun with this fuck but I get subconscious as fuck knowing im probably more useless than any other support. Is it possible for me to be as useful as a Mercy with Zenbro? This hurts.
>>145828528
it pisses me off that Mei's invuln can heal her as well. Plus she has 250 HP what the fuck.
>>145828683
>Bastion and Zenyatta drop soul orbs
>>145828605
he gets small health orbs from corpse
>>145828683
>>145828665
>>145828694
reaper is the best
>>145828749
OMNICS HAVE SOULS CONFIRMED
>>145828528
does it count your trap as healing?
>>145828320
>Anubis
>2 Genjis, 2 Hanzos and Widow on your team
>they can't hit anything
>>145828749
They're Omnics. Of course they have souls.
I'm new, what does MMR stand for?
>>145828749
>zarya drops souls
>sigrun mercy drops souls
This game breeds massive amounts of autism.
>>145828289
Recently bought g402, liking it so far. It only has two side buttons though.
So Mercy's ult... How about instead of making in charge slower, make it cancelable. I.e. She's gotta stay on the bodies and if she dies before they're fully up it doesn't go through.
>>145827528
Also KoTH maps would be best for it, talk and say hey I'm gonna launch my ult once you hear it can you hit them with yours?.
>>145828723
Healing wise, no.
But that discord orb tho
>>145828749
>>145828752
>>145828826
RACE WAR! RACE WAR!
>>145828410
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