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>What is Space Station 13?
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>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>Discord
https://discord.gg/0YIt4k4QiAMn63zi
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
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>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>>145827953
>[YouTube] How to download BYOND (embed) [Embed]
>>145828098
hey buddy i aint a smart man
There are more procs and objects in our Bleeding Edge code than there are stars in the universe
You can't learn Byond
Redpill me on dual port vents.
How do you retract bolts after the bolt wire has been cut? Mending doesn't seem to do anything.
>>145828569
Need to pulse with a multitool
nth for summon the Pomf
>>145827254
Mechanics can only print guns if they're traitors. Not helping your case.
>>145827416
slav triggered, news at 11
>>145828687
Really faggot?
Out of that guy's whole post, you latch on to one single line, and you somehow forget that MECHANICS HAVE A PROTOLATHE IN THEIR OFFICE?
You're not helping yourself either, dumbass.
>>145828667
damn so close
>>145828496
They are slow as sin and exponentially worse with every additional tile besides their own. Everyone hacked the door back before force airlock was on the controllers. You got shit to do, not wait 8 minutes each trip through.
>>145828569
You get the fuck out of my upload and stop trying to subvert me.
>>145828887
!!!
>>145828798
The other part is yes I can confiscate, but the rest of the Sec pussies never do.
Cowards, the lot of them.
>>145828496
And they also were absolute shitters with pipe placement. Always getting in the way or the pipe under walls getting broken.
>>145829090
>>145829314
I'm honestly not sure what you're talking about
>>145829420
Dual ports are linked to buttons generally and take forever to cycle the air either in or out that gets even slower with every additional tile in its zone that doesn't have a dual port vent on it. This generally also leads to to piping clusterfucks when you're trying to repair or repipe things as anyone putting a compact filter ina full service toxins lab can tell you.
I want toimpregnatedana!
>>145831976
What a madman
>>145831976
just flip the table and scuttle outta there dummy
>>145828687
>need to be traitor to make guns
>they can just ied/waterposs the box's open
only thing stopping the mechanics is lack of ores to make laser weapons
>>145832607
>It's another some fag comes in and empties the bins on guns episode
I hate having to backpack the minerals just so we actually fucking have some. Need some bags of holding to blow a singuloose? Good fucking luck if you didn't steal and bag them. nobody who greytided in and stole BoH's is gonna go chuck theirs in to save us.
>>145827953
How do I make maxcap bombs?
Getting pure plasma at high temps is a fucking bitch
>>145832812
You don't want pure plasma at superhigh temps. You can make a devcap bomb with a freezer and a heater.
Remember: The final mix of the two tanks should be as close to, but still over 100c, as possible.
>>145832924
when the two tanks combine, is it the average of their two temperatures?
Also more gas = bigger boom too right?
>>145833048
You are combining the contents of both tanks and getting a reaction from it
The size of the boom is the final pressure of the gases after reacting. You usually build up pressure from having plasma and oxygen ignite together to create lots of CO2, but you can create a bomb with just one gas and temperature difference.
Remember that 100kPa of cold gas is a shitton of gas, but 100kPa of hot gas is very very little gas.
Have you ever noticed how Dylan adds vending machines almost every single time he maps something?
>>145832812
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ideal_gas_law
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_capacity
The specific heat of the gasses in mol, L, kelvin is 20 for O2, 20 for N2, 30 for CO2, 40 for N2O, 200 for Plasma
For finding the final temp after mixing, but before combustion, multiply the mol of each gas times its specific heat to get the heat capacity of a tank. Do it for the other tank. Multiply the heat capacity of each tank by its temp in kelvin. Then divide that by the sum of each tank's heat capacity, If you're above 373.15k it'll ignite. If it doesn't, then the trace errors and aiming too close caused it to be a dud if there's no CO2. If there is CO2 but it didn't blow you didn't get enough pressure and need more gas. If it blows and it's like 0,0,0 or ,0,0,1 when it shouldn't be then you had enough to just barely explode it but not enough to actually be a respectable bomb. You rarely see that outside of corner cases and cutting too close.
Warm plasma, cool oxygen. Read the gas laws so you know what what you do to the gases does.Like the difference between the heat capacity and total energy of the system of superheated plasma and just warm plasma.
>>145833048
To a point until diminishing returns hit. It only partially burns per burn cycle of which you only get 3 before it blows (if it's strong enough to blow) during which that remaining plasma is soaking up 6-10 times its mol in heat that would otherwise be skyrocketing your leftover CO2 and O2. It gets really fucking goofy.
>>145833448
This. Make a bombcap bomb out of only Nitrogen and N2O some time. It's a hell of a trip.
>>145833657
Gotta git dem 4noraisins map valids.
>>145834048
>373.15k
this is 100c for the uninitiated
>>145834123
>tfw burgers crashed a probe into mars cause they were using units like the length of a long dead british kings foot
>>145833657
Almost every single time?
>>145834265
MUH STATION POWER LOAD!
Deadcode Dylan when?
>>145831976
>implying clones can even walk that far when they get out
why is this happening to me
>>145833657
Have you ever noticed how many vending machines you ignore in the real world every day?
>mfw the lingnigger impersonating me gets complimented on drinks that I brewed
>>145835174
Speaking of naked people when is someone going to fucking fix cameras
>>145835174
>unlocked every power exactly at 13:00
>want to have a chance at antag so roll at round start
>game gives me medbay AGAIN
>no borers so i become a plant nigger
>proceed to do nothing after dying and becoming another one
>decide to evolve to do xenobio autism
>slimes are hungry and have broken the glass because the xenobioligist was antag
>go to escape
>die because lol happy mask
>become a shade
>accidentally space myself
that was fun
>>145833657
just like in real life
>cap blew up the bomb range bar THREE times after I told him not to
>engi bros and MoMMI help me rebuild
fuck you cap.
>>145835174
triple check your bynod version
should be 510.1347
>>145835217
cucked
>>145835276
How do you do it, genetics wizard?
I always end up with a bunch of fucking disabilities along with the damn powers.
You're the only good geneticist around.
>>145833657
Dylan is a Getmore shill
>be a MoMMI
>be a useless pile of garbage
>play musical wardrobes at escape
MoMMI is really fun.
>>145835342
it was Mikecari, he's a powergaming retard who plays captain for the gun.
>changeling
>manage to catch Dunsel Hordon alone, scrubglove and silence sting
>detective IMMEDIATELY FUCKING WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR
w h y
>>145835357
thanks for building that bar in my honor nickI was hoping you would realize I was being impersonated
>>145835453
>see cap in atmos heating plasma and cooling O2
>ask him what he's doing
>he says bombs
>tell him not to launch any, we have a bar over there
>he completely ignores me
>tfw didn't get to finish the bar
sorry bartender
>>145835531
X-Ray handout
>>145835365
bauds and I spent one evening going over every possible trick, shortcut, and secret we could think of.
my biggest helper is the color coded blocks he added for us. if you click the number you can label and color the block. so I get all the defects marked and that's half the battle.
>>145835217
dude you were so hard to kill I kinda deserved that salt. hulking out and saxing around was making it hard to SUCC you. you did good.
it was so stressfull pretending to be someone elses autism character (no offence) I hope I made drinks you would have.
I woulda gotten away with it too if everyone on the damn station didnt have xray and far sight. some assistant saw me SUCC some braindead in training room main from the bar. I got so damn far lying my ass off too. but my borer left (late night round i understand) and it was LINGstented. one ling was in regen hell on the roid and the rest were already outed. ling is still the most cucked game mode
>>145835657
nah, it was before genetics had any powers, like ten minutes into the round
>GOATS start attacking the AI just after i leave them alone
Why are goats so dindu? Their evil eyes are tricking as hell
>captain kept on bombing the bar
Why am I never an Antag?
It's been literally like 15 full rounds since I've been an antag? Can you get antag banned or some shit?
I din even du nuffin.
>>145835806
>tfw my engineering team and MoMMI help me rebuild the bar in honor of the bartender
you guys are the real heros
>>145835806
that was a dick move desu
>>145835806
I hope he gets banned someday. Was him even antag?
>>145836097
not even antag, bombed a bar for no reason after warned not to
>>145836169
MAKE A FUCKING BAN REQUEST
>>145835806
>>145836097
>>145836169
make a ban request, seriously he'll be banned.
He was the Paladin borg that slaughtered all of engineering.
>>145835891
>15 full rounds since
oh poor you :(
>>145836169
fucking if the captain woudnt have ordered me excsecuted I may have gotten green text as ling. and apparently he was bombing the bartender (who I had just started impersonating as ling) bar ? fucking my luck as antag is always so bad.
>>145835757
>I woulda gotten away with it too if everyone on the damn station didnt have xray and far sigh
Don't forget remote view too.
god i killed it that round.
>>145835365
Use arithrazine on yourself to keep your irradiation low so you stop scrambling yourself. If you ever want to know the power for sure, airth yourself, wait like 10 seconds for it to clean house, then clean block inj the power away. Good for when RNGesus pops multiples.
Kill or banish any other geneticist. Tell the admins he tried to monkey you or some shit so you get away with it. Alternatively, greytide the spare genetics boards from tech storage and the stock parts from cargo/sci
Order an emergency crate from cargo for a medbot, talk over sci to get a roboarm for a medbot or get silicon help to print a roboarm and make a medbot.
Make like 9 bottles of arithrazine in chem for yourself and the patient. Make a pill bottle of 14 6.4u bicard pills for bone snaps
Change the first block to above 802. Inject. If it's a disability move on. Otherwise, hit DAC. Once you do, use both consoles to clean defects until you run out then inject every irradiate of the next block until the power manifests. Inject superpowers into a designated monkey. Keep going until you're done. Alternatively, 802+ every block, make a monkey full disability syringe and carry your spray bottle of get fucked murderboner lube and not care how many power you unlock
>>145835453
No real other reason to pick captain other than be a powergaming retard
>>145835531
Need to get more robust so even if you get caught you can bullshit your way out of it or at least not get fucked
>>145835891
I usually run a week and a half in between antag rolls. Go to tg or traitor deathmatch station if you're here to deathmatch instead of roleplay a spaceman on a space station you cancerous shitter.
>>145836579
I told her he paid me to do it and she fucked off for a while, he was still silenced stung. Unfortunately when I changed into him my hair was fucking pink vox quills.
>This isn't Midi that plays when theirs a confirmed virus loose on the station
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXUcwdXEtm4
>>145836169
Then make a fucking ban request. Did you even ahelp it? Why are you bitchposting instead of actually doing something that mattered you dickless cuck.
>>145836725
>tfw you're too shit to repair the epidemic game mode
>tfw can't even fix wizarditis
Just sneeze on me fampai
>>145835453
Mikecari is literally a greytide shitter who plays captain for easy access and a gun.
>Opens doors for greys into various deparments and helps them loots and beat the shit out of crew members
>HELP HELP the chemist is attacking the captain HELP
>>145836923
It's funny because he hates Sawbones but he's an even worse Sawbones.
>>145836923
Yeah, the captain can do anything he wants meme needs to die. If you can't delegate you're no captain. If you must screech I AM THE CAPTAIN! you are no captain of mine. Sit in your faggy little office, smoke your poisoned cigars, and delegate through :c or don't bitch when you wreck yourself.
>>145836923
That's why I rush a water bottle and chloral. Slip him, stick him before he screeches. Load him up on sleep tox, straight jacket, muzzle, cuff, put a good 500u sleep tox in him and go stuff him in ghetto surgery where he'll never be found again. Castle law muhfugga.
>observing a bay round
>people misspelling words every three sentences
I don't understand.
More like thicky thicc.
Trust no one.
never knew the new borers could be so fun
>Random Weighted Vote Result: Metaclub/ with 1 vote and a 4% chance of winning
>>145840181
>Killing you're waifu just for greentext
>>145840181
sorry I was a skiddish bartender that round. I was convinced that everyone who came to the bar was going to kill me.
>>145840205
faggot
>>145840205
I honestly don't get why metaclub isn't more popular.
>>145840274
I thought it was funny. I was the chaplain who came in complaining about alcohol and got pelted in the head.
Anyone mind if I add a flash/handcuffs/hailer/sunglasses to the box detectives office so I don't need to walk to security every shift for them?
>>145840509
Yes you stupid powercuck. You're a detective. Walk to the brig and steal them if you gotta be that way
>>145840598
How are those items powergaming?
>>145840689
You're a detective, not a security officer. Scan shit , run forensics, and tell them the man with the green jumpsuit did it. If you want to be superman you do the superman walk but know it's not your role.
>>145840509
just roll security
you don't need the hailer or flash as detective, use your revolver for "self defense" and hand cuff when you run out of bullets
>>145840856
Everybody needs the flash. You use it on retards so if you get out fukken skilled they can't do anything to you with it. It never hurts to have it when you need to fuck up a borg either.
>>145840856
>>145840776
>>145840598
It's not as if I'm giving him a taser or baton and he had all that shit minus the hailer in his original batcave
>>145841173
The slippery slope is real. He's a detective, keep him that way
>>145841262
nigga it's a flash and pair of handcuffs
>>145841323
That you don't need. At all. You show up to crime scenes, scan shit, then go run the fibers. If you want to be a powergaming faggot batman, you can spend 90 seconds using the secvends.
>>145841407
if a flash and pair of handcuffs is what you consider powergaming I'm not going to listen to what you have to say anon
>>145840856
>Not using your speed loader so you can shoot them into crit
>Not just being a good shot so even with one revolver load you give them fatal bleeding
>>145841534
If you don't understand what a detective is then I'm going to think you're a fucking retard. He shouldn't be getting spoonfed shit outside his role that's gonna be used over and over as justification until he's practically got an officer locker in his cabinet.
>>145840164
>purge 2 never
>you will never get to motor boat your thicc waifu's tig ol' bitties again
>>145840509
at least the belt
>>145841984
Hook up in looc and go to bay or vore then. If you're that chickenshit, use the byond messenger
>>145842056
Fuck no. This is exactly what I mean. If you want to be an officer, go play officer.
Who is your dream command team?
What are some cool memes around here?
Dream Engineering team?
Dream Security team?
Dream Cargo team?
>>145841534
>Powergaming: Playing to win. Using skills or knowledge your character might not be expected to have. Examples range from the helpful action of performing CPR despite your character not having medical training, to the bannable action of installing manual valves in atmospherics at round start just in case the AI is rogue.
You're a detective. Your job is to investigate and process evidence of a crime then relay that to the officers to handle the arrest. That's why they're called detectives and not security officer #6.
>>145842427
>using a flash and handcuffs
>something a detective would not be expected to know how to use or have
L O L
>>145842291
ask people what their dream team is every 5 seconds so you can samefag about the same 4 people every time
also WORLD STAR
>>145842487
You're a detective, not an officer. Maybe you need to stop watching bad movies.
Relatively soon
>>145842764
What stops me now from metagaming the fact that there might be a person inside that gigantic cake?
>>145842764
ya another pointless gimmick that will be used like five times at best
>>145842631
>>145842764
Sadly, it'll be as ruined as pizza delivery and adminbus disc inspectors.
>>145842814
nothing, senpai
>>145842817
It's not exclusive to nuke ops btw, you can cook it in the kitchen
>>145842854
>actually antags
nah that isn't world star
>>145842953
Yeah, but it'll never be used for anything good so that doesn't mean jack. It's the same as when you try to get a cheese wheel/cake of break out gear to perma. They know what's up and they aren't falling for it and they're not gonna entertain your bullshit.
I do think it should get in but it's gonna get meta'd into the ground.
Assistant being a catbeast-only role when?
>>145843145
Never. Everyone who lived through the valid names era knows to not entertain that kind of shit again or is one of the shitters who abused it.
>>145843208
>valid assistants
But that's a good thing.
>>145843145
we'd need to make them non valid first
>>145842414
Isaac Litof
and me
>>145843613
>make them non valid
But why?
>>145843598
No it's not because after a short while people, like sawbones, begin to take it to killbait and everything turns into a nasty snarl of a cancerous deathmatch. We don't need that shit.
If you're having trouble with an assistant, call for security or nonharmfully repel them. Don't hurt them, don't take their shit, or otherwise take them out of the round for a duration. Repeatedly do that and either ahelp them to have the admins tell them to cool their jets or when the assistant improperly escalates you can ahelp and he'll get some combination of notes, warning, jobban, ban. It's gotten a fair amount of people jobbanned and perma'd over the years because it became a repeat issue they couldn't stop doing.
>>145843898
or
we punish assistants by having them being catbeasts
and assistant tool storage being behind security
done
>>145842287
Cap: Old Blind Blackburn
HoP: Anyone who can take the role seriously
HoS: Paul Walker (i think that's his name)
CMO: Robert Greymont
RD: Nochta Iglav (rip in pizza)
CE: Nick Weller
>>145842373
HoS: Paul Walker
Warden: None stand out to me
Detective: Maybe Patrick Bateman? Anyone who can noir properly
Officer: Needs to be a lot of them, Dorf Potash Maker comes to mind
>>145842325
CE: Nick Weller
Engineer: Allen Baker
Atmos Tech: Hyun Ae
Mechanic: Nobody stands out
>>145842414
QM: Robert Greymont
Cargo Tech: None stand out
Miner: Robert Greymont again
>>145843997
It will spawn killbaiting. 100% guaranteed. We don't need that shit.
>>145844025
>It's a shiggy jerking off in the bar for 2 hours until he got stripped while braindead in the bar leading to an antag killing us with .357's and thrown exploding batons instead of patrolling or at least watching the cameras episode.
Just kill me famalamadingdong I was never so mad
>>145844195
>we
>>145844297
If you want deathmatch shit go to traitor deathmatch station or tg. You people are unrepentant toxic shitters.
>>145844349
>>>we
>>>>>>you people
>>145844025
>Paul Walker
Do you mean Paul Foster?
>>145845941
Yep! Knew it ended with an -er.
>>145844025
>You'll never have 26 officers on a 40 man station
Suffering
>>145846035
So long as they don't griff, I wholly support the red tide.
>>145846160
>tfw some griefer picks officer to be an asshole and it shits everything up for everyone as they rally against every member of sec on principle
Feels terrible man
>>145846217
Sec has it tough. Don't need one of your guys fucking things up.
That's when you throw him out named and feed him to the tide.
>>145846287
No way in hell. They have no sense of right or wrong. They cannot be negotiated with. Mercy is lost on them. They're never satisfied. Many wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fire. Sec has to take care of itself cause we're all we have. If you give them a cookie they just ask for a glass of milk.
>>145844549
He's absolutely right.
Validus Assisticus would make assistants even worse, and it'd push people who don't want real jobs into real jobs where they would do just barely enough not to get jobbanned if that.
Treat assistants like human beans and shitters like shitters.
>>145847192
>tfw just drifting the mule through the halls for a 2 hour shift praying to get rev'd/culted/greytided implanted so I can unchain my sick skillz.
>tfw the janitor or clown are slipping up the place and I gotta do split second jukes to avoid splorching some fool.
>tfw never even touched the cargo console or a crate all shift
Living the dream. Good fun when you immediately go autism fort as eng and people are still bitching about nopower 90 minutes later while they're griefing and greytiding all over the place as shit jobs instead of something useful.
WEIGHTED VOTING WAS A MISTAKE.
TAXI/BUS REMOVED WHEN
>the prize for reaching the end was getting cat beasted then decapitated
>>145847515
it was one of the three possible ends
we got the shitty one but ill always remember u
>>145847505
When you code it. Suicide party in chapel when?
What part of "You have another virus, please go to medbay to get it fixed" did you not understand rickman?
>>145847627
It was the same virus every time. I had to take a shitload of antibodies to get it fixed, way more than I thought I'd need to. First trip I took three pills, second time I took three more, last trip I took like ten and it finally got fixed
Who /touched by the russian/ here?
>>145847815
>12 x 10u dex+, 2 x 50u iron
>14 x 20u tricord
ehh
>>145847905
10 dex because no one on the away mission choked to death, it was bloodloss.
10u was enough to start an IV without worrying about it.
Tricord was just filler for the last bottle.
>>145847729
If they don't water it down for no reason, sometimes causing the reagents system to sperg out on the trace amounts, you only need one. If it doesn't cure then you need to just spaceacillin and make a pill bottle of self-cure to blast yourself. You can print an antibody scanner at sci/mechanics, break in for the cmo one or find the nerd with the viro one to be sure if you don't want to assblast yourselffor a couple minutes until you want up and can antitox the excess toxin out.
>>145848012
I'd prefer something like 8/4 iron/dex in the one pill bottle, or just fill one with dex, the other with iron, and nix the tric.
>>145848168
If you're producing a cure for the entire station, then use monkeymen or other people, not yourself if you can help it. I've been niggered over by a double cure several times now and nobody else is going to pill YOUR blood.
where you at
>>145848754
boxboys ww@
>I kept all your stuff, that's what you get for dying :^)
>>145848801
>Twisting my words
I feel like you might be mad
>>145848801
Did you at least manage to kill, strip and space him for it?
>>145848847
>twisting words to make someone look bad on an anonymous grass identification forum
>watching zealotron desperately try to argue against to protect his fellow non-humans
remember, first we go for the vox, then the greys then nobody is left to protect the plasmamen
>>145844025
>Patrick Bateman as detective
>Patrick Bateman as any role
>>145850127
Grey is like the shittiest race to play. they have no upsides besides muh telepathy. Why remove it?
>>145850356
Should greys be made immune to polyacid? They're immune to sulphuric acid, but NO ONE uses sulphuric acid offensively since polyacid is better and can be made with just a couple more clicks.
>>145850356
>Silence sting
>Ayy HoS, x is a ling sucking me in eng maint
>people wanting to remove vox for being "op"
>sawbones is a living testament to how broken plasmamen are
>not a peep
>>145850590
>The 3 people who actually play grey have a counter to ling
Oh no!
>>145850759
People have rebalanced plasmamen, or at least tried to.
>>145850861
Vox are so on the echelon of what is broken on this server that any aggression toward them looks retarded to me.
>>145850861
>75% burn resist
>>145851183
>>145836854
For a cheap laugh look at the rhumba beat virus, not only is it poorly written its hardcoded to cure for a specific ckey which doesn't even exist on byond anymore. It's in all major code branchs.
sawbones makes every round boring, wish he would just turn off antag
>>145851640
Don't forget when he's not antag he greytides the cap's spare and runs around with the cap's laser until he gets his valids as a race that's more laserproof than an ablative vest.
>Sawbones is hit by the syringe, but his the plasmaman assistant suit blocked it!
Literally no reason to not play plasmaman you're immune to fucking everything
Daily reminder that plasma men are fucking busted.
>>145851640
>>145851685
who are you
>>145851687
>tfw railed against the nerf
>tfw they rammed it through anyway despite all the opposition
>tfw this is the future they chose
>>145851739
everyone who plays on the server
>>145851685
>>145851640
don't forget the time he got banned for being in a meta discord just to get his dick sucked by pomf
>>145851770
ckeys please
>station time 12:05
>HoP gives his ID to a random person without even saying a word to me
>that person turns out to be a thralled clown
why
>>145851848
>he "accidentally" picked HoP
>when confronted with a vampire he goes "who cares"
>no admins
>>145851848
if there was an admin on I would have ahelped it and got them headbanned
>>145851810
>helping myself get metagrudged
No thanks, I don't need "accidents" happening.
Fuck you Sawbones I won't reveal myself. You are shit. SHIT!
>>145851810
just type in who in game, it lists them all for you
>>145851739
>>145851810
Sawbones are you seriously that big of a niggerfaggot.
>>145851848
>>145851905
>>145851912
Logs exist for a reason. Get them and ban request. You can dig through the hrefs logs for more shit too.
Sawbones is not particularly crappier than any other player, he's just been namefagging for years now so everyone remembers everything he's done.
This is why you random name unless you're never gonna step on anyone's toes.
>>145852227
nobody is referring to events that happened a year ago
all it takes is looking at one week of him playing and you see the same shit tier behavior shift after shift
>>145852227
This. Nobody cares who you were until you put on the name or have a very notable appearance and behavior you don't scramble often.
>>145851997
At least I ain't no bitch
>>145853196
>>145851997
It's sawbones, he might be the most autistic person on the server.
>>145853474
Maybe you are for getting so mad at being robusted.
>>145853750
I have actually never seen sawbones do anything robust in-game.
I hear stories but I've never seen him do anything impressive.
>>145853750
>plays plasma man
>the most OP race ever
>lmao git gud
go back to csgo
>Bus again
Tell me when it's over I'm going to jerk off
>>145842764
The thing is, no-one can suspect this of being nukeops without powergaming.
It's just a massive cake.
>"I didn't order a massive cake"
>Warden on the cameras
>AI on the cameras
>Sec hanging around "Just to see the cake"
>>145842764
>Bystanders immediately yakety sax out of there when the first frame of NukeOps sloooowly emerges
>>145854564
>Cake opens up
>Red something starts to pop out
>All of sec lasers the cake
>The animation finishes
>It was the clown
>whispers "Honk"
>>145854874
next 5 decides who I ban forever
borer fights on this station are the best anime ever
>>145856735
banned
>>145856735
Ckey?
>>145856792
Probe1
Frog devils / frog demons / legionnaire frogs (still have to decide on the name) are almost ready
They're fairly weak hostile mobs with the ability to leap. If they successfully leap on an enemy, they grab onto him and start beating him (with a chance to stun on each attack)
>>145858058
for what purpose
>>145858097
More hostile mob variety
Right now most of them are boring
no thralls, just extreme greytide
>>145858439
>still not banned
>>145858161
>>145858058
Put them on the asteroid instead of yet even more adminspawn clown goblins.
Give miners a use for their pickaxe/drill, and make the mining drone in sentry mode useful.
>no thralls
so I can just kill people who hanging with vampire and i'm not will bwoinked?
>>145858058
MEGA lewd.
>join midround as assistant
>lots of interesting shit on the ground so pick it all and wear it
>suddenly You hear a voice that seems to echo around the room: Hi
>literally nothing after this
>spend rest of the shift stressed thinking i dun goofd and fucked something up
dont do this
>Infest clown as borer
>Go into that sweet ass offense path
>Another borer infests robot man
>He goes defensive
>We spend all round bantering each other over cortical chat
>My host smashes his host
>Tell my host to drag his host to safety so he can join us
>Grow bone hammer and smash his sluggy ass when he prods out
GET KEKED
>>145858495
kurba go to bed your english is getting worse
>>145858058
Good, don't forget the event so they actually get spawned instead of being more useless shit.
>>145858525
probably a grey fucking with you
>>145858538
дa иди ты нaхyй
>>145858495
the AI reported you as thralls, two were greytiding to the extreme, one of them even carrying the dead wardens head around like LOOK AT THIS HAHA
>>145858495
See >>145858709
Another assistant also shot me with a laser gun at escape.
Catching thralled guy is nearly impossible because you have no evidence they have been thralled unless they get caught murdering someone for their master. I don't even know if you can convert them with the help of a chaplain. Thralling should be reworked to give at least a chance of converting or telling if someone is a real thrall or just a shitter.
>>145858586
>CODE BLOAT
>COAD BLOTE
>CHOAD SCROTE
Is that seriously your only justification to detract someone from actually coding?
Are you THAT fucking worried that this new feature is going to add FEATURES?
Or do we need to hammer out ALL our bugs first in eternal feature freeze before we add new things to the game to satisfy you?
>>145858994
Considering we were once the codebase which led all the optimization and the meaning of quality code in SS13, yeah.
>>145859342
The times are changing
>>145859342
When you do it
>>145859342
What was that one Patreon site thing for paying people to code?
I really want to pay to bugfix our codebase.
Least I could do for all the fun this server gave me.
Because you know our ivory tower coders refuse to wipe their own ass and bugfix their shit unless feature freeze forces them to fix bugs before they can add more code breaking shit, making our server the equivalent of that one bologna, mayo, and mustard cake.
We could use another feature freeze
>>145860540
Without N3x15 feature freezes are less than a dank meme.
EGGMAN COME BWAK
>>145860331
why pay to fix the code when the serb is shutting down soon?
This for jazz playlist when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTRZdFqAOGA
>>145860912
When did this happen? RIP
>pomf's patreon has been at 100 a month for half a year now
>still no high rp server
WHAT THE FUCK CHICKEN
>>145858525
That's somebody throwing their voice through projection, not the admins
Genetics too fun
>Another meme githug tag
>>145860912
>>145861026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DdbyhgztcY
Don't say goodbye.
Say we'll meet on the other side, spessmen.
>>145861026
>>145861753
two months from now. ;_;7
>>145861753
Oh you're just memeing, I get it
>>145861593
>high RP
Lol
>>145861823
>Oh, look, it's the boy who cried meme!
>>145862039
It's literally a meme tag though
[wyci]
>>145847815
shitty powergaming strat
the right way is the following
1x 14 peptobismol
1x 14 dex+
1x 14 keloderm
1x 14 14.8u hyperzine
1x 14 bicardine
1x advanced trauma kit
1x health analyzer
>>145847815
>no gauzes
How to tell you're a shitty MD 101.
What does ick ock mean?
>>145862786
dick and cock
slang for gay ERP
>>145862786
someone is spoiling the imersiun reserves
>>145862786
>>145862853
But all ERP is gay.
It's an oxymoron.You're an oxymoron.
>>145862991
It's not gay if you wear a skirt
there's absolutely nothing wrong with discount dan's machines
they have healthy food and they can sell you anti-toxin pills
plus the dan's sauce is totally there so you can eat with anti-toxin pills to have a better way to clean your body
that's right, Discount Dan's is actually a genius
>>145863443
:s Arrest discount dan
>tfw your a botanist
>the chef is your only friend ;-;
>he hates you
>be botanist
>Make tons of corn
>Chef spergs out about all the corn and wants me dead
