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>BORER VOLTRON
>BORERS CRASH THE SERVER
>BORERS A BEST
>You can become the broodmother
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>Discord
https://discord.gg/0YIt4k4QiAMn63zi
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o [Embed]
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>>145732037
SUMMER
>>145732274
Kyle Hyde, were you an antag last round? If not, why did you arrest me and say all that shit about me being a saboteur and having my fibers? I genuinely didn't do anything (up to that point) besides setting up the singulo and hanging out in the bar
>>145732401
What is this? 2008?
>>145732274
STILL unupdated map renders
>>145732638
so update them
i know how to make borers balanced
>you need to consume uranium
>>145732789
I should have explained myself there, I meant to convey anger at the fact that the OP still reads
>>Map renders collection: updated nightly
>http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
when we have better and updated renders right now
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/
>>145733187
So make the OP in the future, jack ass
For the record, multiple borers being able to enter the same limb is a bug, I've got a hotfix up now.
>>145733615
Can you take a look at the AAC? It doesn't have support for AND statements within comparisons, and it really needs that.
>>145732418
Might've been the wrong place at the wrong time, but I genuinely had an engineers fibers all over those doors.
Was not antag but I saw all of em that round. Being only one of three sec is tense so I ahd to take arrests into my own hands when needed, and it sure as hell saved the warden for it.
>walk out of sec to grab donut cake
>walk back in, see the way from maint to the HoS office has been emagged into and the egun is lost
>take a quick dash into the maint
>see someone in a gas mask and what looks like a fire helmet, and hud says engie
>run down and see you leaving
>take a quick scan of all the doors, multiple turn up with fibers from an engineering suit and insulated gloves
>give more chase, see you're changing clothes
>one look at me and you instantly say you're just changing looks after having ran
>take you in with reasonable suspicion, tell sec to hold you while I gather up everything
>see my office is vented into space, can't even get the stuff printed
>have them let you go only to serve for the IED while I try to figure out who did it
>way later, it's the other engineer who turns out to have done it all and I was one step behind him
My bad, but we seriously let you go after the 3 minutes and didn't press it.
>borers leave my body
>radiation storm
>suddenly II have horns, jump, mind transfer (I think it was transfer), mind reading, mind projecting
Is this related to the fact that borers modified me before or is it just because of the radiation storm?
>>145731461
You can altclick a sleeper to do the wakeup thingy without needing to open the menu
>>145734380
I'm pretty sure it's just the radstorm.
Is BYOND down or what?
lmaoing @ your life's work, coders
AGAIN?
ded?
borers are the ones causing the crashes confirmed
IS SERBER DEAD?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>serb crashes during the best borer round ever
I'm crying.
I WAS YOUR HEARTWORM, WIZARD.
I LOVE YOU.
speaker [Common] (Machine) says, "remove borers"
I'm pretty sure it has to do with the shuttle. Game crashed twice right before it arrived.
why bully
>Be HoP
>Get a borer
>Fuck year, hookshot arm and cool slug pal
>Want to axe-arm duel the wiz
>Settle for clown murder
Overall, a good round. Well memed.
Crashed right around the final showdown, noooo.
>all part of master plan for borers to protect waifu felicity from certain death
>Didn't get to make felicity fat to impress ashe.
>>145735568
i was the right worm, the most useless of them all
>no doctors
>go mediborg
>it's a borer wizard round
>I ain't no senators son starts playing
>two borers get in the same arm
>wizard goes around slaughtering people with extendo-hammer
>>145735719
I'm sure it was a bug.
But perhaps it's a-
>feature
-that was meant to be.
ITS NOT COMING BACK IS IT JIM
>>145735719
>>145735798
It is a bug, I've got the hotfix up now.
>robust the HoP twice
>kill his dog
>show him the picture
>He's out for blood
>has an axe and tries killing me
>stun him and run
>leg is broken but that doesn't slow me down
>hear the clown died
>change my identity
>hide throughout maint for the rest of the round
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zGftOcs.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>145735719
>>145735840
party pooper
anyone else not able to connect?
SERBER UP
>>145735852
WERE YOU THAT FUCKING BOTANIST AT THE END
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE MURDERED YOU
That grapple arm duel between Ashe and the wizard in Medbay was intense as fuck.
Protip: in combat against a grapple arm borer, circle-strafe and don't stand in cardinal directions to the opponent. The arm and the legs can't coordinate fast enough, making the arm likely to miss.
>>145735919
I was in the owlman costume
>>145735919
Nah, that was me. I really was just a botanist
>>145735840
Can a flesh whip be a weapon option in the future? Maybe it can work like a bola if it hits someone's legs and trips them, and deals minimal damage.
can somebody sum up this new borer update?
>>145736127
F U N
>>145736127honk
![4789240-7916268028-paras[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/89jUy9K.jpg "4789240-7916268028-paras[1].jpg")
>>145736127
>>145736127
- Borers can go into limbs now, and make a fucking Voltron of borer'd limbs
- Arms can give you a built in grappling hook that the borer controls
- Or alternately a free weapon, either a sword or a hammer.
- Legs make you fast
- Chest can make you fat
Memes ensue.
>>145736127
>>145736172
>>145736161
>>145736182
Someone screenshot it
>Trinity Prewitt
>Zalika Gardener
>Alice Conrad
>Naomi Williams
>Hyun Ae
>Megurine Luka
>Valerie Hawthorne
>Mallory Brooks
Remove why-fu from security.
I was initially against this PR
But holy shit
It's glorious
>>145736127
>OOC: Praecordia: that was the most fun i've had in this game since 2014
It made a jaded admin actually have fun playing the game.
These new borers should be some sort of random event. Default station ones need to be the original.
Shit's basically cartoony and power enough like a wizard.
>>145736127
:^)
>>145736447
make them a unique color of borer and egg, make them have a chance of spawning in place of normal eggs, or a mutation of laid eggs
done deal, it'll be less common but they'll at least be there
>>145736538
This actually explains it better than any other post.
Let me guess, the borers just infest people like felicity then greentext lmao felicity is so cool?
>>145736582
So wait, we have specific mutations of borers for specific functions?
So borers become newslimes?
>>145736830
no i mean the superevolving variety is a rare seperate subspecies from the headworm variety we're used to
not a unique worm for EACH ONE, just for that specific content update to make it more special when it happens
perhaps even a chemical that can be injected to alter a borer's dna?
>>145736830
It's not mutations right now, the borer just chooses which limb it wants to inhabit, and gets abilities and evolutions specific to that limb.
>>145736127
they crash the server
>pain stops causing shit in /ss13g/ and starts shit in /arkg/ now
All the wars, conflict, and drama there are caused by him. What a shit.
>>145736127
WOW
Goddammit
nice server you got here
Remove borer
confirmed new borers break the game. consistently it's been me as a borer every time trying to fleshshot something.
Time for bed. Ashe and Felicity are my new waifus.
Errant_Aron reporting in.
>throw up
"Wow I haven't been able to move in a while."
>connection died
>>145738743
It's because of a runtime and I have a hotfix up RIGHT NOW but the collaborators are asleep.
Slugs so strong they crash the server
>Which host isn't a circlejerk right now?
what the fuck was the incident with the sword in telescience
The one time I play HoS and its not filled with shitters
>>145738743
>saying your ckey
you're dead kiddo
>>145738781
ICK
>>145738802
HoS, do not bully the slugs when they're looking for a host
>>145738743
They can't be your waifu if they're too busy with each other.
Slug flesh arm crashes the game for some reason.
Hookshot doesn't so this is a bit unfounded.
Is this possible amendable?
>game rolls me paramedic when there already is one
>doesn't roll engineer where there are none
>>145738743
>waifuposting with your ckey attached
You're a fucking madman
>>145738879
I HAVE THE FIX IN A PR RIGHT NOW
But no one with merge permissions seems to be awake.
>>145738781
The guy who performed the decapitation had loads of traitor stuff and claimed to be a double-agent. That's all I know.
>>145738915
fuck off and stop posting this sameface artist
SERB BACK
>>145738927
Good to hear the slug will continue to slither.
>Felicity gets killed by someone
>Security detains the killer who claims she attacked first
>HoS asks for the body to be brought to Security to check it, make sure she isn't actually a syndicate
>Ashe runs off with it
>gets told on three separate occasions to bring it to security
>fifteen minutes later go to check in with HoS about the detained guy
>"could you PLEASE" bring Felicity's body here"
>go to medbay
>Ashe has revived Felicity and they're running off together
God FUCKING DAMMIT EVERY SINGLE TIME WITH YOU TWO. IT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL IF ONE OF YOU IS A TRAITOR OR NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS PULLING THIS SHIT
>>145738981sorry
>be Felicity
>watch Ashe's decapitated body jumping around the room with its unnatural arm while we discuss the murder.
Any spriters awake?
Looking for two simple sprites, can provide references
>>145739214
Have you made a proper bug report on Github?
>>145739216
I'm a spriter, watcha needin?
>>145739104
>find ashe's body in genetics
>esword, unlocked PDA and some really gay paper note which I assume was from felicity
>emag the cloner
>call for a test subject, smartass medbay retard starts trying to boss me around thinking I mean block manipulation
>scan myself, turn me into vox
>call local vox and tell him to clone me
>they dont fucking quickclone
>server dies so i couldn't suprise everyone by popping out as a dumb chicken
thanks a lot, borers
>try to kick borers out of medbay since they're literal maggots
>waifu #452352 disarms me like I'm hurting a human being
>>145739271
I have not, because I'm worried that I'll word it wrong and/or it'll get lost in the 1500 other issues we have
>>145738505
link
![PBzdI55[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/OVxHbRr.png "PBzdI55[1].png")
>>145739104
it was Ashe that was killed and I will tell you WHY I hid the head. The Roboticist admitted to me at roundstart that they were a double-agent and that the RD was trying to kill them. At that point I knew that those two were agents. When I heard Ashe yell for help and saw her head on the ground in telesci I quickly snagged it due to the RD looking for it too. I didn't know if Ashe actually attempted to kill him, but the options were either the RD and the Roboticist and Dagents or triple agents with me as the only nanotrasen employee in science. I revived Ashe in secret and urged her to head to sec to clear things up. Had robotics not tipped me off, I would have not of gone through all of that.
>>145739307
I'm having trouble getting a convincing harvested aloe leaf icon. I did the growing state, but the actual item in hand, I can't figure out how to make it look convincing.
Give it a shot?
>>145739361
Can't hurt, and more coders will see it there than in the thread, which will be gone by tomorrow.
can't we just ban ashe and felicity and be done with this shit? they are just sitting in science, jerking off to each other, not doing any research, not responding to questions and requests
>>145739391
[23:49:50]SAY: Quaternary 5156 errantaron/(borer (824)) (@301,236,1) -> Felicity Rivera(Harse Theef/(Felicity Rivera)) Borer->Host Speech: I was promised the death of everyone except you and Ashe.
>>145739721
and I asked the borer who said that, but it never responded. I didn't know if it was one of the other science traitors trying to bribe Ashe or not. I acted on the facts I knew, not what I could assume.
>>145739461
Does aloe cause vomiting in ss13?
I know it has a sap inside the green part that is more or less toxic. The jelly inside the rind is safe.
>>145740130
We don't have aloe on our server, otherwise it would have an icon already
>>145740198
Huh. Well it could be distilled into both a beneficial product AND a toxic one, if you can peel the toxic skin off the jelly.
So here's what happened last round:
Ichino the Roboticist tells Felicity that he is a agent of some sort and that Alan the RD is out to get him.
Ichino is actually a double agent. Ashe is a Syndicate Agent. Alan is neither.
Ashe and Ichino get into a fight, Ichino wins.
The HoS comes and arrests Ichino, asks both Alan and Felicity for Ashe's body so he can make sure there is no Syndicate stuff on it.
Ashe's PDA is unlocked and she has traitor items on her.
Ashe's borer tells Felicity that Ashe said she was going to murder everyone on the station except the two of them.
Felicity takes Ashe's head and body before either Alan or the HoS check it, reattaches her head.
Geneticist notes Ashe has traitor items on her body when it's left in genetics.
Ichino tells the HoS that he is a double-agent and that Ashe was his target.
Felicity revives Ashe.
Ashe knows she had traitor items on her, knows Felicity knows this, says "Oh by the way I raided a syndicate vault" which Felicity would have known was not true, as they were together the entire round.
HoS asks Alan again to bring Ashe's body to security to examine it, both of them go to medbay to find Ashe revived and Felicity as they drag each other away.
HoS and Alan chase them to Science, tell them they told her three times they wanted to check her body for traitor items over the course of ten minutes.
Server crashes.
>>145740587
The borer never told me who said they were going to murder the whole station but Ashe and I. I assumed it was one of the dagents trying to bribe her. I had reason enough not to hand the head over to some I fully believed was an agent. Also I had no idea Ashe had syndie gear otherwise I wouldnt have revived her. The syndie vault quip was me being snarky with medbay who asked how I i revived her because her decapitated was on the floor next to her. I meant it in a wish granter way. Not a gear way.
>>145740587
just ban them already
>>145732274
CHANGE THE FUCKING MAP RENDERS LINK, GOD FUCKING DAMN IT'S BEEN WEEKS
also probe likes dongs
>>145741119
>weeks
>not "more than 8 months"
kek
>>145741119
>you will never dong the probe
Why even live
My zeal for blood rituals and summoning rites had begun to ebb as each attempt invariably brought only failure, and disappointment. Progress was halting, and the rapidly accumulating surplus of wasted flesh had become... burdensome. „
“ I could not store such a prodigious amount of offal, nor could I rid myself of it easily, possessed as was by unnameable things from outer spheres. When excavations beneath the Manor broke through into an ancient network of aqueducts and tunnels, I knew I had found a solution to the problem of disposal. „
“ The spasmodically squirming, braying, and snorting half-corpses were heaped each upon the other until at last I was rid of them. The Warrens became a landfill of snout and hoof, gristle and bone – a mountainous, twitching mass of misshapen carcasses fusing themselves together in the darkness.
If someone says they are an antag are you free to kill them even if they're lying?
>>145741034
It wasn't just him, the HoS asked for it too. Did you think the HoS was a traitor too? The entire point in asking for the body was so you could check it for traitor shit, which you would have found if you would have bothered checking it. But you didn't seem nearly as worried that Ashe might be a syndicate agent, and your only source of the RD being a traitor is from a lie told to you by the guy who killed the person you spent all round reviving. And yeah, I know you wouldn't have revived her if you knew she had syndicate stuff on her, and that's the entire issues. You didn't check so you could say that. Any normal person checks, and three other people were telling you to check the body for syndicate shit and you willingly ignored them for the sole purpose of you being able to revive her and have it still be kosher in the rules
>>145741459
Only if A Reasonable Man™ would believe the claim credible
>>145739461
>this photo
I now recall the aloe vera fleshlight how-to.
>tfw Felicity and Ashe are bypassing roleplay rule 5 by being in the same department together at all times.
"5. Persistent characters and character relationships are fine, as long as they don't cause problems. This is separate from metagaming or metacommunicating: If it gets to the point where, if you need to kill Player A, you can consistently assume that you'll also need to kill their friend. Player B, then it has become an issue. This is NOT such an issue if you both belong to a certain department together, as it's somewhat expected, but for example, Assistant is not a department."
It's already been shown that their relationship IC causes problems, but as they're both always playing science together it falls into that last section and therefore it's "okay"
Re-write to the rules when?
>>145739353
>Demand everyone go out of their way for your retarded project with no explanation
>Cry when they don't
ftfy
>>145741564
It would be kosher by rules if Felicity found seven heads in Ashe's backpack and still revived her. But still, Harse is being awful shifty about all of this, does not rub me right.
>>145741680
>rule rewrite because I don't like these people
lmaoing @ your life
>>145741701
>cry
?
Are you still upset after all these rounds?
>>145741459
>someone says "I'M AN ANTAG!"
>gets killed
>"IT'S VALID, HE CLAIMED HE'S AN ENEMY OF THE STATION!"
>clown/assistant/whofuckingever is being a huge shit
>behaves like a textbook enemy of the station, has armory in his backpack
>kill him
>BWOINK
Admins need to be more hands-off on adminning.
Do not BWOINK people just because someone got robusted. Let IC issues that inevitably come up in IC be solved IC. Only punish griffing shitters which only kill people to kill them because wew and not because you warn someone 3 times to stay the fuck out of your workplace, even threaten him with death, only to deliver it and get banned.
>>145741680
that's why server should force random names and bodies, to prevent circlejerking like this
>>145741826
>Hurr admins shouldn't administrate at all because I kill someone
Just justify your kill if an admin asks, you dense fuck, most of the time they just wanna know why, and if you give em a story with evidence, they'll take it.
Holy shit.
>>145741826
>kill him
>not arrest him
there's your problem right there, unless it was self defense.
If you don't validhunt and act like a complete shitter, you won't get bwoinked.
>>145741925
Start shit get hit.
>>145742012
Having a gun in your backpack is not a valid reason to kill someone.
If they shot you or harmed someone, then you're perfectly fine, stop being salty when you get bwoinked for being a shitter validhunter
>>145741907
That's not going to stop two people who use outside communication.
>>145742227
but then you have valid reason to ban them
>>145741907
>WAAAAAA THEY PLAY WROOONG
>BAN THEM I DONT LIKE IT
Fuck off to Hippie
>>145742446
Except that's not going to happen, it's not exactly a secret that they do it.
>>145741751
But that is exactly what they did to stop Nevill and Yahir.
>>145741751
>>145742535
As someone who plays science almost every round, it's true. They never leave each others side. It is an issue, I have nothing against either of them (Some of their dialog makes me cringe), but if you need to kill ashe you will also have to kill the other one. Or vice versa.
Serb ded?
I can't re-connect
>>145742148
HE WUZ A GOOD ASSISTANT GETTIN HIS LIFE BACK ON TRACK N SHIT
Someone mentioned this in the thread before, but I'm not sure anyone is actually working on it:
A gun that is powered in some way by dead player ghosts
My initial thought was to amplify the power by the amount of ghosts on the same tile at the time of firing
I also considered incorporating the spook spell into it, maybe have its ammo only charge on being spooked?
On hit/collision with something, it spooks everything in a 3x3 square
Get your valids from beyond the grave
Y/N pls respond
>>145743301
It's up for me.
>>145743665
I think it should recharge slowly on its own, and haunting just increases the speed of the recharge.
But I like the idea overall.
Are you thinking about coding it?
>>145743860
Yes
I feel confident enough to actually make it and really like the concept of spooking to power a weapon
I'm just not sure what it should do
How to obtain it(more Xenoarch shit?)
>yfw Ashe and felicity are just Neville and yahir shitposting
>>145741826
>they act like a shitter
>claim his armory
>eat all the chili seeds In perma then sentence him to perma
>laser him to death once he breaks a single window
You gotta be more artsy with your shitcurity
2c. You are not the Protagonist: While Antagonists are valid to kill, you do not have the freedom of an Antagonist to kill them. For example, you may not kill 4 nonantagonists in the pursuit of killing a single confirmed Antagonist, or if you were only 60% sure someone is an Antagonist, do not remove them from the round in a way which prevents them from returning to it.
>>145745283
Kill yourself.
This round is a wild ride.
>>145744092
Premium item at the Chapel vendor
Doesn't charge at all unless spooked, so chaplain doesn't start the shift with a usable gun
>>145745810
>is
ICK OC BAN HE RRRRREEEEE
>>145745283
>While Antagonists are valid to kill, you do not have the freedom of an Antagonist to kill them
good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q_wC2X7nUA
>kidnap detective
>HoS refuses to ransom him
>say "not all vox are bad" when being one and a traitor before killing the captain
>every round end with a successful bird antag ends with that quote
nice
>Clown manages to cuff the detective and drag him around for half an hour of torture
>I decide to snag him and uncuff his sorry ass
>5 minutes later, he's dual wielding guns and wearing pajamas whilst shouting, "CLOWN, IT'S PAST YOUR FUCKING BEDTIME!"
>mfw
>>145746932
>vox trader, someone who isn't even part of the crew and is considered suspicious to begin with can be a vampire
This just goes to show you how half-assed Vox are on vg.
Heist a shit.
Trader a shit.
>tell everyone the vox is bad when he welderbombs the tool storage at like 10 minutes in
>everyone ignores me, two people saw him do it, detective still wants to arrest me, HoS won't listen to anything me or the other guy say
>turns out he was a vampire
maybe you should stop being so shit security :^) I had the bird cuffed and ready for execution but no, the monkey came along with a lube smoke grenade, and you freed him.
>>145747029
>someone who isn't even part of the crew and is considered suspicious to begin with still manages to wreck everyone a new asshole
lmao
>>145747029
Vox removed when
>>145743553
>A grey steals something from your department
>"It is perfectly OK to murder him I even warned him"
>Security sentences you to death for stealing
>"WTF AHELP AHELP SEC IS GRIFFING ME"
If you are going to murder someone for fucking trespassing then be prepared to get executed yourself.
>>145747075
>disarm
>take off nitrogen tank
is it really that hard
>>145747081
That's completely fine and IC.
But the sec should consider the fact the greytiding shitter was stunned 3 times and dragged out and was warned the 3rd time was the last time he's coming out of there alive, then broke in again.
>>145747049
You're a shitter, Morena. Don't expect sec, robust or not, to start believing your SCREAMS IN CAPS after you only had fucked things up before.
>chaplain
>name my religion Malf and have the AI as my deity
>get a free cardborg helm and the job "Cyborg"
>first thing AI says is that it has no cyborgs
>become its engineering borg and set up the engine
>PDA IM is our binary
>it lets me into the armory so I may become a combat borg against the wiz
>can't find the wiz
>tell it I feel obsolete
>"you're the only cyborg with arms"
>server crashes
;_;
>>145747204
So call security over you idiot. You are not the judge, jury, and executioner.
>>145747024
I was referencing this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JurGajlyEew
>>145736625
So ton of powers they got that should of gone to ling
like the meat hook and hammer/sword.
God help us if people want ling stop being two hours of afk farming and not give them tools out right fight like the monsters they should be.
>>145736830
and thus parasitology was born.
Rev up that research code talker.
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=96a2319ea9cd6460525555f1a60a77e7
I'm so fucking sorry Gerald, I'm so fucking sorry.
I should have cloned you, not put you through wild ride hell.
>>145750975
he was braindead tho
new borer powers are fun
arms for shield/sword
and that is why you never hand out all access to everyone
>>145751068
>he was braindead tho
He wasn't braindead at first.
>>145747938
Lings should be able to evolve these borer powers.
It would work too since it'd be powers they can use obviously without revealing that they're a ling, people might just think they've got a borer.
what the fuck was the paramedic doing drugging people and dragging them into maint with the fucking hypo if they aren't antag
>>145751184
>walk into him with a few bodies in maint
>turn 360 degrees and run away
>>145751184
That was the CMO doing it, the paramedic saved me.
>>145751184
But I was
A really shitty atang though, first time being antag
>>145751240
>not honing your antag skills on validhunting
Tators be afraid.
Crewers be vary.
>>145751184
he was a changeling, he turned into sawbones in engineering later
>>145751310
Ah, whoops
Should of guessed that with the whole LI-III-NG thing
gnight senpaitachi, had fun
comfy late night-early morning lowpop rounds best rounds
So is the whole borer thing inspired by parasyte?
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Reminder, I made some ball gowns!
I forgot to put an "Other: Post in thread" option, so please just reply to this post if you've got any ideas!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10505412
>completely forget to eat anything all round
>never notice
Unless it's a 3 hour round I constantly forget to look at my hunger. I'm not too sure what the long term affects are and I know within 3 hours you're not expected to starve but it's never hindered me.
Also,
>Technicians who replace the chicken soup in the vending machines when?
>>145754820
TO GANYMEDE AND TITAN, YES SIR I'VE BEEN AROUND
>>145754850
OH LUNAR CITY SEVEN
Also now I want to go into spriting just to get that leather suit in.
>holograms for best leading ranked officer who died
>takes up an enormous amount of the stations power
Although being honest, it only worked on Red Dwarf because of specific skills, won't work here when even the Clown knows how to set up the AME.
>>145754820
Would anyone like a muffin? How about a crumpet?
>>145755008
Hows progress coming? Need any help?finish what I never started
>>145754986
I'd love to have hologram crew members. it would have to be soft-light holograms though because hard-light are just op
>>145755097I never started it either. Not sure whether to make it a mob so people can play as it, or make it a machine so it has all that lovely functionality
>>145755321
>walking through walls throughout the whole station isn't op
That being said, the amount of power needed to generate ONE is ridiculous.
Also I guess you could have limits on where they can go.
Also cloning is probably the much more preferable option.
>holostation time
so what do nanomachines exactly do? I'm talking about combat and medical nanomachines
>>145755521
yeah but, what if you can't find their body? just load their data backup as a hologram. but, it would require a tonne of like ruling around it, so they don't just out their killer instantly and potentially ruin the round
>>145755912
Combat ones act as a safer creatine, letting you go hulk for the duration it's in your body, but doesn't have the nasty side effect of gibbing you.
Medical nanobots heal you of pretty much everything, but too much and you explode into a cyber zombie, which can inject others with medical nanobots when it melee attacks, leading to a zombie apocalypse
>>145755912
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Chemistry
Ctrl+F "nanobot"
Essentially, mednanobots use up themselves to heal you (1u per 40 damage healed) and is safe as long as you don't have more than 5u in you. If you have more, there's a chance you'll gib into a cyber horror, which attacks other people and has a chance to inject them with more mednanobots so they also have a chance of gibbing into a cyber horror - a grey goo event.
Comnanobots hulk you as long as you don't OD on them (OD is 10u), which will gib you like creatine
>>145756054
Holograms would remember everything until the second they had their files backed up.
So you'd have to see a medical doctor first who would download everything into a disc or something, and then if you get killed or no-one can find you, you'd be able to be restored to that point, and not a second after.
But if you were just missing you couldn't become a hologram, and if you were dead you'd be of not much use coming back with no knowledge past then, apart from your rank, and some bastard in medbay could probably just keep spamming all of the files to check who's dead or not.
Worse for lings too, cause you back up the Captain but the Captain's running around just fine is gonna lead to suspicion.
>>145754220
Niggly you're a fag
>>145754220
You're kinda gay but that's okay, we accept you just the way you are
good round guys I laughed a lot
>start as CMO
>literally the only one doing chem
>the only one to stock the fridge
>the only one to make cryomixes
>geneticist turns himself into a monkey and paramedic takes a fucking suit off a plasmaman while I'm treating him
>Julia the greytiding shitter walks into medbay uninvited while I'm doing surgery
>starts fucking stabbing the shit out of the only MD that does SOMETHING with chloral syringines
>chloral her, try to put straightjacket on her
>captain interrupts me for fucking whatever reason
>MD starts fucking ODing in chemistry
>save him
>Julia the shitter goes "HURR CMO YOU'RE SHIT I JUST CAME IN HERE TO FIX MY EYES"
>I'm about to fucking brain the cunt because MD got 150 toxin damage from the chloral
>metabuddy captain won't even arrest her as MD tells him he got poisoned by Julia
>finally get around making dexplus pills and filling my medical belt
>just as I think everything is slowly getting sorted out
>"Hey CMO I turned those 30 unit dexplus pills into 5 units instead"
>I made those specifically for bloodloss
>go to bar and drink myself unconscious
Atleast I got really immersed into my character.
>be anomalist
>all potential spots are just fossils everywhere
Why is this allowed?
>>145756846
>>metabuddy captain won't even arrest her as MD tells him he got poisoned by Julia
I would've arrested her but that would've required arresting you for drugging her too. Maybe next time don't act shit and try to take the law into your own hands, especially right after I tell you over the radio not to do that
>>145756929
they arent meta buddies naomi is just a very shitty player
>>145756929
Except I knocked her out and she fucking nearly killed the MD.
You're fucking shit. If you want to metabuddy then don't do it in head roles.
>>145756929
>solarious and morena
>metabuddies
lmao
solarious is sj's buttbuddy get with the times
>>145756846
when I came into medbay there was like, 5 pills in the fridge. Your mixes were trash, your pills, or well, lack of, also trash. You don't know a single thing about. And this wasn't early on in the round. This was pretty far in. You are trash at medbay, stop playing CMO for chloral hypospray.
I don't even know who Naomi is, I just went along with what she was doing for fun.
>>145756846
I didn't monkey myself though, I just spent most the round riding the bin and polymorphing
>come back after years of not playing
>metabuddies
>waifus
>ERP
>furries
this has gone to shit, hasn't it?well, at least we always had metabuddies
>>145756975
That's true I'm awful.
>>145756981
Literally 30 seconds earlier I told you "if she does anything TELL ME"
You didn't, you immediately ran to flash and straight jacketing her. When I as the captain tell you to do something and you directly disobey me I'm gonna be a little annoyed. You're lucky I didn't demote you for that and the poor job you did in medbay.
>>145757014
SJ doesn't play spess anymore, he hardly ever did. So we can't metabuddy desu
>>145756981
Maybe if you, I don't know, actually knew anything about medbay you would have been able to fix someone dying from chloral overdose. Because I did that in two seconds while you sat there doing fucking CPR, when you should have had dex+ in the fridge already.
>>145757132
no but you're still his buttbuddy
>>145757185
I haven't spoken to him in like two days desu. Kammer is sj's best friend anyway, not me.
Sawbones x Trashman
>>145757241
don't gotta speak to bend over for him
>>145757296
Um, sj already has a gf. pls dont say that!!
>>145747234
Wow, metagrudge.
>>145756929
>dont take da law into yo own handz
>says the most irrelevant shitter on the ship
Captains are literally just glorified greytide faggots with access to the entire station. I've never once encountered a captain who didn't think he was fucking security, or a captain who actually directed the ship.
Maybe you should just stay inside the bridge and sodomize Ian until you get banned for ERP.
>>145757474
>be paramedic
>do paramedic stuff, like bore myself near death
>try to help on minor cases you can heal with just a sleeper
>a detective comes with ox damage
>Tell him he needs a surgery
>"then do the surgery you noob"
>"I'm just a paramedic, I don't have an MD, can't do surgery"
>"Just read the wiki you idiot
I know it's low RP and full blown powergaming but holy shit just stop.
>>145757159
>I'm literally manning ENTIRE MEDBAY alone
>I'm supposed to have dexplus in 5 seconds because your greytide ass wants it
>be CE
>nothing happens during the whole round
>fix walls and go back to my office
>tweak the engine and talk with the other engineer about the engine
It seems so relaxing compared to other jobs
>>145757939
Yeah, alright on a shift with no security the captain isn't allowed to do anything?
I didn't play as security, I just wanted to keep order and make sure my crewmembers weren't killing each other for vigilante justice.
>>145757370
what no he doesn't
who
>>145758094His left hand
>>145758021
oh no you're all alone in medbay boo hoo hoo... I can shit out full cryomix and a fridge full of every relevant pill in 10 minutes, it's not hard. Stop being shit or stop playing medbay. You weren't even alone, there was another doctor there, because if he wasn't there the whole altercation wouldn't have ever happened, plus there were at least two paramedics I saw. Stop talking out of your ass because you're shit. You're the CMO, organise your team, because it was there.
>>145758264
>wahhhh im gunna attack people because i dun get want i want instantly!
>wahhhh ur shit! stop being da CMO lol! I'm an Assistant Im fucking 10x better than u I even put honey in my Cryomixes!
>mfw an assistant has an opinion on anything
>>145758056I want to hug you
>>145758056
Until a tator with an Esword decides its singuloth time
>>145758463
I never set the singulo though but yea it sucks when that happens
>>145758056I want to talk to you
>>145757997
If the detective actually said that then fuck him but still go fuck yourself you stupid shit and just do the fucking surgery. Go play on Bay if you want to spout dumb shit like "I don't have an MD". I am all for ARR PEE but when someone is slowly dying in front of you and you don't want to heal them while playing as a medbay staff you should probably just go assistant.
>>145758452
>>145758512
Ok
>>145758442
You're gonna use the fact that I sometimes play assistant as an argument here? Really? That's pathetic, you can't even think of a proper counter argument.
And I didn't attack anyone, I asked for something and they went 'lol no this is easier' when it really, really wasn't. I moved away and waited for a reply, in which the guy just moved towards me to drag me back towards surgery, I sprayed some blood around, and suddenly they're shoving me and then I get chloraled, for asking for pills instead of having to wait through surgery.
>>145758442
Morena has some attitude problems, but you really ahould be able to knock out chems fast. Even if you lose your plasma, it shouldn't be a problem to make most reagents, including dex+
>>145758634
I like that gifYou're alright nanocop, maybe one day you'll teach me engineering
>>145758665
t. greytide
>>145758665
>He plays assistant.
>Your telling me
>He plays
>Assistant
>>145758515
Paramedics shouldn't really be expected to know how to perform surgery.
Also they don't have access to surgery, unless you want them to gut you open with shards.
>>145758752
>Paramedics shouldn't really be expected to know how to perform surgery.
Again fuck off back to bay
>Also they don't have access to surgery, unless you want them to gut you open with shards.
That is a legitimate complaint and you could have just told him you do not have access.
>>145758515
>No access
>Dieing from 20 oxy damage
>Complaining about RP in a game about RP
>>145759062
>fuck off back to bay
Anon, I'm pretty sure he means that a lot of parameds haven't played any other medbay roles and that you can't expect they, the OOC person behind the screen, will know surgery
>>145758709Taking a break to eat now, I'll join later if you still want to
>>145759062
>http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
>3. This is a roleplaying game. Roleplaying isn't mandatory, but don't cause problems for people who are roleplaying. See the section on Roleplay for more information.
No, YOU fuck off back to bay.
>>145759226
>>145758709now kiss
>>145759062
I wasn't the paramedic.
I usually play surgeon because it means I don't have to give everyone meds and fuck it up or clone people and just chill until someone loses a leg.
I know this is the station where the Chaplain fixing our engines is normal, but if the guy genuinely didn't know how to do surgeryit's on the wiki and it's like the easiest part of medbayyou can't have a go at him for having at least an IC excuse I feel.
>>145759226How about I catch you tomorrow morning? I know you don't like playing in high pop
>>145759515Sounds like a plan
friendly reminder.
>want to play space
>start playing space
>it's dead pop and nobody is interacting with anyone
>can't think of anything interesting or funny to do to pass the time
>lose interest in playing space
>>145761137
try talking to people, deadpop players are rpfags
i want to hug blueberry
>>145761632
fucking fruit fetishists
Space Mint when?
>space mint leaves can act as a painkiller
>can mutate into Toxic Space Mint wich has mint-toxin on it's leaves
>>145762172
WYCI
>>145762301
i can sprite it, i just suck at coding
Dear Shiggy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbad22CKlB4
Love, Morena
>>145763783
I love this meme, haven't spoke to him in a while but last time we did he was being autistic over a girl
>>145764085
don't worry
he's still austistic over a girl
he was autistic over a girl before it was you
he will always be autistic over a girl
>>145764484
yeah he is really autistic
