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> News about Callie
- Are you an early bird (like Callie) or more of a night owl? The next NA Splatfest begins on June 24th, 9 PM PST!
- Travel the World (Callie's team) has won the newest EU Splatfest!
- Which chocolate do you prefer: Mushroom Mountain (Callie's favorite) or Bamboo Shoot Village? The next Japanese Splatfest is in progress, sponsored by Meiji Dairies, and ends on 6/19, 9:00 JST!
- A new Splatoon patch has been released alongside Sheldon's Picks Vol. 2! Check the Splatoon tumblr for the new weapons! Callie approved patch notes:
http://www.nintendo.co.au/support/index.php?action=help&helpcatID=353#Q0
http://www.nintendo.com.au/software-update-details-for-splatoon-ver280
- New Amiibo have been announced for the Squid Sisters, as well as recolored versions of the previous Amiibo lineup, coming in July! The Squid Sisters amiibos are to let you watch them dance and perform music.
- The Squid Sisters (feat. Callie) will be performing at Japan Expo in France on July 8th! https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/737935306075185152
> FAQ
-http://pastebin.com/1wPYkZc9
> Resources
- http://pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL
> Official NA Tumblr (they talk about Callie)
- http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/
> Wiki (you can find information about Callie)
- http://splatoonwiki.org/
> User Stats
- http://splatoon.nintendo.net/
>>145812176
>>only samefaggers would dislike IDs
>bait
But no. Thread IDs would cut down on 90% of the shitposting.
>b-but you might as well have accounts and ^boats
Yeah but like totally no. Thread IDs are just that, an ID per thread. This thread will give you an ID, and the next thread, or another generals thread you will have another ID.
>>145812638
So then, a thread-wide account.
Why do you think people come to 4chan, dumbass?
>>145812793
You just wanna samefag and shitpost. Simple as that.
You are so scared that your self replies will be seen and thats all you live for
>>145812638
maybe it could be an option that the op maker could use
I would much rather have the small amount of shitposting there is now than fucking thread IDs
>>145813038
>giving people the option for things
yeah, thread wars will be soooo cool. but seriously, the only people who dislike thread IDs are samefaggers and shitposters
>6 posters
>3 unique IDs
lets play a game
>>145813297
It better not be splatoon. I fucking hate splatoon.
>>145813038
>putting generals into the hands of the threadmaker
no thank you
The hell do thread IDs have to do with Splatoon?
>>145813837
Its just a debate thats going on all over. I think it was like 10 days ago Mootwo had a mega thread over in /v/ for some suggestions, and about a day ago in the IRC chat some mods said the most requested thing was thread IDs for /v/ and /vg/
>>145813297
alright!
>>145812317 (op)
>>145812793
>>145813297
>>145813507
nig 1
>>145812638
>>145813029
>>145813164
>>145813363
>>145814242
nig 2
>>145813038
nig 3
>>145813837
nig 4
>>145814242
I'm no shitposter but I don't know if I could come to this place with IDs
Or at the very least contribute anything
>>145814679
Thats because what you consider "contribute" is shitposting. As a casual poster here I do not fear IDs in the least.
People love replying to their own posts
People love shitposting just to shitpost
Because they are anonymous
Toss in a way to identify them and suddenly better threads happen. The timid shitposters stop and become better posters or stop posting, both which is good.. or the really bad shitposters who live for shitposting gets their shit filtered and the thread is a better place.
>>145814679
>or at the very least contribute anything
honestly this
/vg/ threads tend to be very tightknit compared to /v/ for obvious reasons, ids here would be much much different compared to /v/ ids
>>145814409
hello poster #5
>>145815090
Hello, thanks for the greeting
It's now an Octarian thread!
>>145815016
>Thats because what you consider "contribute" is shitposting
thanks buddy you too
>>145815305
fuck off
>>145815068
>/vg/ threads tend to be very tightknit
So your buddies get an ID per thread now.. how is that a bad thing?
DEAD FUCKING GENERAL
>>145815521
what about bullies?
remember someone is harassing mammemni poster?
wouldn't it be a hassle to have a second id just for mimamie posting?
>>145814242
I think IDs on /vg/ would work. To be fair, you get returning posters here (that's the whole point, correct?) and sometimes you can even tell who is who just by their typing style. I could see a lot of people worrying about whether they'll look stupid on 4chan but at the end of the day it doesn't really matter. We're all retards here. The only downside is that you couldn't samefag, but most people have mobile phones nowadays so it's not as if it would be difficult responding to yourself.
>>145815521
because people don't want to be called out for every single post they make
people can't just pack up their bags and move to another thread like on /pol/ or hell even /v/; here, there's one thread per game, and one thread only
sure, maybe there'll be less shitposting, but it's also going to be whole lot more boring
>>145816021
>The only downside is the entire point of doing it, but that can easily be bypassed
What
the
fuck?
>>145815958
At the same time, you'll see exactly who the bullies are.
just saying that if we had ids here there'd probably be a lot less drawfags
>>145816021
>The only downside is that you couldn't samefag, but most people have mobile phones
then...
what are the upsides, exactly?
I wonder how many more weeks people will still keep replying to obvious bait.
>>145816589
that's a good thing
>>145815958
>what about the bullies?
two things
1.) a bully and a hero are the same thing, its just in the eye of the beholder
2.) you can filter them with IDs
>>145816021
> The only downside is that you couldn't samefag
I had to stop reading here. samefagging is a huge problem
>>145816064
>because people don't want to be called out for every single post they make
This literally does not happen on other boards with thread IDs enabled. Mostly because people know they cannot samefag anymore and just dont do it.
>>145816778
bait is all we have! unless we merge with /nintyg/ and adopt IDs!
>>145816861
>a bully and a hero are the same thing, its just in the eye of the beholder
>>145812317
Way to go, I've decided I hate Callie now. Starting to think our Callieposter really is a shitposter.
>>145816861
why don't you put on an id if you want them so badly
>>145815305
I support this motion.
>>145817137
it literally just has the word callie in it
and you still think it has to be me
whyyyyy
>>145817273
Your post came with two feelings. One, that you want to agree with me to a point to where you want to filter me.
But at the same time, you dont want IDs.
Weird post, bro.
>>145817330
>>145817363
It's so obviously your doing.
>>145817137
>I've decided I hate Callie now
This EXACT kind of thread has been made before.
>>145817363
>poster count doesn't increase
hmm
let's play a game
>>145817564
sigh.
if you say so.
>>145812317
4TH CALLIE OP IN ROW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>145817546
Fuck Callieposters, FUCK Callie, fuck whoever is still replying to this obvious fucking bait, Octolings can have this shitty dead thread.
>>145817740
Just don't do it again you obnoxious asshole.
I guess I CAN draw bodies if I took time.
But LEGS
Those are just- not even good for DeviantArt
>>145818065
Pretty damn good. Looks like there's a picture of a house on her shirt.
>>145818065
nice looking dude
i struggle with legs a lot too
>>145818065
you are destined to become the new psa
>>145817817
Are you the obvious bait?
Marie is the cure
There should be a Manemmin post soon. Remember to report and hide it.
>>145818636
It's in the milk
>>145818280
Oh man, I feel like such a Newfag from not being able to go online for a while
Who's psa?
>>145818860
'pencil sketch anon'
They were awkward but based
>>145818847
>>145819018
Oh, it's just abbreviated.
So I didnt miss much then
>>145819127
No memes can tarnish Marie
>>145819018
Is there an album with the rest of their work?
>>145819447
Tenoutaten, would drink milk with
>>145819493
Most of it should be on the Booru in the OP
There are lewds too so be mindful
>>145819743
Now I look though they have made more pictures since then
>>145818636
>>145818847
i want to be forced to sniff maries butt
>>145819563
I fucking love this shit. this is mammenei level
>>145820115
I think it's feral and unsettling, Manmenmei are infinitely better
>>145820103
Callie either leads a life of suffering or a life of verdant pleasure, depending on whether that's her fetish
Please don't be discouraged by all this Callieposter
>>145818847
I want to drink Marie milk of squid kindness
>>145821803
Same
>>145821195
By all this what?
>>145823683
callieposter
>>145812317
Throwing in my vote against forced IDs.
>>145821195
>tfw this is one of my favorite hotaao pics of all time
>tfw this is the only hotaao pic this artist ever drew
>tfw this and two callie pictures are the only squid sisters this artist ever drew
>tfw this artist had a big splatoon phase from may-october and then never drew splatoon EVER again and now just draws their furry OCs
it hurts
it hurts bad
>>145824938
Mainly because the ridiculous nonsense known as
>(1)
>>145825057
>>145821803
I want to drink it from the source
>>145825218
I thought that was a cute tummy from the thumbnail. why do you tease me like this?
>>145825661
would you support Octarians if they were soft?
>>145825794
sure why not
>>145825661
that seems like a little... rotund. looks more pregnant from the thumbnail than chubby.
i know that feel though. i always thought callie had a cute tummy in this until i noticed the gap in between her tentacle and body and saw she was just jutting forward.
>>145826103
>looks pregnant
yeah, I thought the same. I got my hopes up anyway, though. I'm getting desperate for good chubby callie
>>145826246
same here
One day i'll have you...
What does Callie do when she wakes up early?
Why does Marie smell bad when she comes back late?
>>145827603
Nice question avatarfag
>>145827603
callie goes for a nice run
marie smells bad because she was sweating after a long workout
I want to sniff a squid's big, steamy girlbutt.
>>145828258
This
Early morning jog with Callie! Long romantic night walk with Marie!
>>145828474
Woomies are pure, they are for Octarian friendship!
>>145828659
they're all dead
>>145826246
The only good picture of chubby/soft Callie in existence is the one noseanon made. It's enough.
>>145828732
I know that if I was an octoling, I would want a squid's ass on my face.
>>145828950
That's reasonable
>none of my shitposts are ever screencapped and posted in the discord anymore
what's the point?
>>145830486
To keep /ink/ alive
>>145825794
You have my full support
>>145825794
i would never support such a treacherous people no matter how chubby
>>145833295
it's a known fact that chubby people are worse at ranked and regular battle because of their hitbox. All chubby inklings and octarians need to be executed.
Be friends. Not enemies
>>145833535
>>145833640
Be dead. Not alive
>>145833640
no
kill all octarians
>>145834640
>>145833640
Be playing the game. Not shitposting.
>>145828841
while i wouldn't go as far as to say it's the only good one, it's definitely my favorite
>>145834762
I
m
Sor
r
y
>>145834905
IAMUSORRY?
>>145833640
fuck off
>>145835038
wow rude dude, cool your tude.
>Little brother plays the Wii U
>He is shit
>Talks to himself and screams stupidly loud
>Gets mad
>Drops, Punches the pad, pushes the sticks crazily
>The buttons are now weird and late at responding
>I can't Heavy Splattling Main like I used to before
Damn it brother, I can't have fun with Tower control or Smash anymore-
Does anyone have that JP site that lets you dress up an inkling?
>>145835220
go back to the store and see if they can give you a different otouto.
>>145834989
Was this supposed to be impressive?
post fluffy callie/marie
>>145836849
why not play the game?
>>145836965
because then i couldn't be discussing the game on /ink/!
>>145834761
But what if I want to be friends with the Octarians
GGs
Can you beat his record /ink/?
>>145837797
Squid Sisters holding hands is CUTE
>>145838406
squid sister weddings are CUTE
>>145839778
Oh my
Fun in the sun with Octarians!
Peacefully solving problems!
Helping Capn' Cuttlefish over come his PTSD and hatred for Octarians!
I want to lick fancy woomy's tummy.
Thin!
>>145841117
Who're the dumbasses that don't realize Woomies are far from flat
>>145842712
That is not how PTSD works
>EU still didn't get their Splatfest Top 100 list
The deadest game of them all.
>>145844543
Nobody ever looked at those things, there probably won't be one after the NA fest either.
>>145844619
Japs look at them to decide if people are worthy of still playing the game. If japs notice that you are not on that list, they will idle at spawn if they happen to be on your team in solo ranked.
>>145844543
Does EU even have 100 players?
>>145837619
I did all of them in an afternoon
>>145844909
I made 100 different accounts. Literally all me on that list.
>>145838808
What the fuck is Callie wearing?
>>145845580
assuming it's traditional japanese wedding dress, as only Callie has been shown to wear asian style clothing in official art
And Marie appears to be wearing a dress as well
where do their clothes go in squid form?
>>145846960
Ah, cool.
>>145847036
Pocket dimension.
>>145847036
they cover them in ink and drag them along, creating the ripples that give away your position
>>145845580
Prior to that image there was a comic where they couldn't decide on a style of dress to get married in - traditional or western - so they held a Splatfest to settle it. Evidently it didn't matter since they chose to wear one each. I love that artist so goddamn much, they make the love seem so genuine.
>>145848957
let the thread die
>>145849220
If /ink/ dies, where would I Octopost?
>>145849545
discord
>>145849545
/nintyg/
>>145850021
discord is were insane people go to eat shit in the company of other fecal connoisseurs'
>>145850116
Babthud lives there
/ink/ is the comfy'est place to be, why are you guys to adamant about ruining a good thing?
>>145850361
/ink/ is dead
/ink/ is cancer
take your pick
>>145850361
Babthud IS the Octoposter.
>>145850697
/ink/ is just you! one man with an elaborate setup that allows you unique ips!
We are the babthud
Can we all take a moment to just laugh a bit for how funny Tia's "return" to the discord was?
>>145852109
No, we can't, because nobody here uses it
>>145852109
what happen
>>145852374
Tia returned to the Discord.
>>145812317
>>145812317
I realised it was another Calliope.
>Are you an early bird (like Callie) or more of a night owl? The next NA Splatfest begins on June 24th, 9 PM PST!
>(like Callie)
I merely read this line (since news and the backlink are the only things that matters in the OP) and didn't think much of it.
Now I went back and realised just how Calliope the entire post is.
Here you go, guys
http://www.strawpoll.me/10516072
Alpha has this one.
>>145854320
Night Owl.
Has Purple won a splatfest in NA yet? You would think with the added camouflage during the night they would have the advantage, maybe it works against them and they just don't fill in their base properly.
>they didn't even try to balance for when someone drops and you are left 3v4
>Nintendo doesn't differentiate if disconnects are from your end, or the servers' end, and just punishes everyone's points
>People aren't punished for dropping early
How is this acceptable? It's 2016
>>145855134
Do you want to lose twenty points because your Internet fucked up?
>>145854320
Marie is cutest
>>145855134
The weird thing is that the game has trouble detecting if someone from your team dc'd in the middle of the match.
If you start the match with only 3 people, you lose 2 points if you lose. If someone dcs seconds into the match, you just lose full points most of the time.
>>145855334
But it is possible to determine if you just turned off your wii u versus if there were just connection problems with the whole match, right?
I don't know shit about servers or networks or whatever, but that is a standard featuer with plenty of games, right?
>>145857089
Literally deserve each other
>>145857487
Agreed, Octarians make great friends will all species
>>145857089
It's the equivalent of a Nazi dating a Jew.
>>145857986
they work together to bring quality goods to inklings
>>145858118
I knew he was hiding a manhole under that rug.
>>145855134
I had a match yesterday- 4v3 in our favor from the start of the match
>this should be easy
>lose by ko in 3minutessplat zone saltspray rig. the dynamo on their team was just way better than me or anyone on my team. he probably could have beaten us 1v4
genius
>>145858821
so what would a good splatfest topic be?
Fashion vs Function?
Birds vs Fish?
Wilderness vs Urban?
Buttons vs Zippers?
>get home from work
>see rainmaker rotation
>Oh yeah
>news prompt
>zone museum again
fuck this game
Marie!
The other one!
Annie!
>>145861738
Sex!
>>145862080
Facesitting!
Traveling the world with Callie! Asking Marie to be our pilot!
>>145863251
That would be fun
>>145862080
don't sex the squids
>>145865802
not possible
>>145866007
please learn some self control
>>145844543
What do you even get from being top 100, nothing?
>>145866210
Your woomy becomes real.
>>145844819
good thing i'm skilled enough to use splathax and be more skilled at video games than moral fags
>>145866373
id rather an annie
>>145866475
Look around
All the moralfags have moved on to better games
>>145866373
Oh shit i better get on this
>>145852109-heisen
yeah. I was laughing. it took a lot of willpower to not make some rude jokes. anyway, I'm glad she's over it since she's fun to play with
>>145868101
she'll never suck your dick no matter how hard you white knight
>>145868176
why would I want that
>>145868329
because you want to cuck scarth
why is this thread still up
>>145869608
Babt hasn't returned to give us our sweet release.
you know, you people should start praising octolings more. imagine how many threads would have died without them!
>>145870645
Fuck off babthud, let it die already
>>145870757
Fuck off babthud, keep the thread alive
>>145870645
what happened to you, man? why do you make these a strange octoling posts?
You know, you people should start praising Inklings more. Imagine how many Octolings would have lived without them!
>>145870645
i've always appreciated your bumping, even if i dislike your modus operandi
really though, we should be posting more octarians as a whole instead of just octolings
>>145871167
who is "you"
>>145871363
die race traitor
"bumping" is not something that needs appreciation
>>145870645
>>145871363
>posts pictures of shit
LOOK GUYS I'M BUMPING PRAISE ME
>>145871294
We do; the Squid Sisters have killed more Octolings than any other, and they're posted the most.
>>145871675
Octolings posters are self-absorbed retards and I am ready to sage this thread to knock them off of their high horse.
>>145871675
Fantastic point.
>>145871904
Nice down vote
>>145871675
These are the faces of mass murderers
>>145872287
"Mass murderers" is the wrong word.
Try something like... pest squad.
>>145872387
War-torn mercenaries
Envoys of destruction
Battle hardened veterans
Angels of death
>>145872573
Ohh, it's a Callie-glove-puppet
I never recognized what was on her hand before
>>145873232
isn't it cute?
>>145852109
I just wanna play videogames.
Squids are cute.
>>145873997
these squids are ESPECIALLY cute
>>145874529
They're collectively the best.
Sinful Squid Sisters sloppily slipping the tongue
I LOVE CALLIE!
>>145874976
Not lewd enough
>>145874976
Wonder if Callie ever speaks up about Marie being too rough in bed, or if she just lies there and takes it.
>>145875887
>implying marie isn't a hardcore pillow princess
>>145876007
But if both of them just lie there then nothing happens.
>>145875281
now that i think about it, there's tragically little in the way of good hotaao lewds
we need more pictures of them just having loving, passionate, heated sex
>>145876204
>Callie
>The one with all the endurance
>NOT the top
Now, whatever in the world could have given you that idea?
>>145876298
Translations never
http://imgur.com/K7jLelf
>>145876568
THAT'S NOT EVEN SEX
THAT'S JUST MARIE TRYING TO KILL CALLIE
>>145876468
If riding the strap-on means being on top, then of course. I don't think Marie has the ego to allow herself to get done by her compliant little cousin, unless she's very much in the mood for some plastic penis.
>>145876705
That's just some playful fingering.
THIS meanwhile is Callie trying to kill Marie.
http://imgur.com/a/vmIDM
>>145876948
TENTACLE
IN BETWEEN
LEGS
AAAHH
>>145876948
Holy shit that would fucking rupture an intestine
>>145877137
>>145877346
Marie survived to tease her back though.
http://imgur.com/PS1vgGlSeriously translations fucking when.
>>145876776
didn't i just say loving and passionate sex?
it is not about who is the dominant and the submissive.
it is not about ego or roles.
it is about the both of you having a wonderful, pleasurable time in bed with your favorite person in the world.
>>145876948
>>145876776
Marie would maybe try being the dom ONCE, realize you have to put more work into it, and let Callie be dom every single time after then. Ego be damned.
>>145877137
holy fuck she actually does it too
that bulge
ahhAHHH
