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>>145635104
quality op
Marie is superior as a matter of principle
I want Marie to catch me fucking Callie and then join in
>>145635104
disgusting
>>145635398
I want Marie to take me away from Callie because Marie wants a nice face to sit on
>>145635104
>thickness of the bow doesn't match the thickness of the hanging tentacles
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>145635398
I want to catch Marie fucking Callie and then get murdered.
Is there art of Callie with the round ends of her tentacles tucked under her shirt/bra to resemble breasts?
>>145635721
that would be dumb. they're too long.
Friends with Octarians!
>>145635721
There is this, they're just attached to her chest though. I think it was drawn by someone from here, but I can't remember.
>>145635973
Cute, thanks.
>>145635925
>Crossed out squid in the thought bubble
Kek, salty octopus.
>>145635163
>>145636448
I've been looking for good spaghetti tentacle art for so long! thank you!
>>145635973
More like this, if you don't mind.
Will there ever be any more nostalgia pandering weapons? SuperScope Ink Cannon pls Nintendo.
>>145635163
>>145636448
>you will never chew on an inkling's tentacle
>>145636572
Good, they taste like paint
HOLY SHIT
>>145636747
Always knew she had it out for Sean
>>145636968
>tfw posted that
>tfw name is sean
>>145636747
The nerds Annie
Kill them, Kill them all!
>>145637091
Shiiit
I meant the shoe selling crustacean tho
>>145636747
>She does it!
>>145637206
goodnight callie
i love you
>>145637674
goodnight sean
>>145637674
if i start playing splatoon again will sempai notice me
>30 posts
>10 posters
RIP /INK/
>>145638704
Time to merge!
I want to lick fancy woomy's tummy.
>>145638837
who
>>145638837
Lolifags sure know how to make girls look disgusting.
I want to watch Marie tactically fist Callie
ThatsSo literally just nuked the discord
>>145642272
He is a faggot, not a surprise. Time to make a new discord without the faggy mods who don't even play splatoon. :')
>>145642272
Good
>>145642272
>>145642427
NUKING
THE
THREAD
>>145642272
Story?
>playing Lost Reavers because of wiiu plaza
>thought it looked pretty cool
>it wasn't
>tried online with my shitty ass wifi
>got 3 people with me eventually
>we start a level
>game kinda jumps from time to time but overall
>we make it through the level and a few others
>finally got sick of the game and went to using jewtube
>in that moment i realized
>that piece of shit, third party, rushed and unfinished game still had better online stability than Splatoon
>mfw
goddammit nintendo
why do all the people who actually contribute to the community get banned from the discord?
>>145646908
Different requirements
>>145635104
>Two Calliopes in a row.
>>145635104
The new weapons are in. Honest
>>145647079
I hate this 'Callie in the OP' meme
>>145647295
Berry Splattershot Pro should give Bravo the edge.
>>145647498
Suction Bomb Rush is shit on Bridge because of all those grates, but we'd have to see.
>>145640592
I want to watch Marie lovingly destroy Callie's vagina
Actually I want to be Callie
>>145648842london
>>145649148Newcastle actually
>>145646908
Because those people aren't in Thatsso's inner circlejerk
>>145646908
literally who
SPLATFEST IS FUCKING DEAD
>>145652394
Newsflash, Splatoon is dead
so would Marie marry at some point?
or is she too much of a bitch that she is destined for cake?
>>145653967
Yes in the sequel the next idols will be callie and maries daughters so she would have married and retired.
Why is tower control even a mode? It sucks
I want to cum inside Marie!
>>145654259
Better end is that their daughters have succeeded their stage jobs so they can return to their duties as Agents full-time, meaning they can properly assist Agents 3 through 10 against the now reformed Octarian armada.Too bad lesbians can't have babies.
>>145643750
Well isn't that cool
>>145638837
the concept of this piece is good (young woom with a big tum) but it ends up looking like spongebob
>>145653967
I can see it happening.
She'd either settle down for good with the Squid of her dreams and become a happy milky mamma, or she'll remain unfulfilled and cycle through about a dozen divorces.
>>145657545
>milky mamma
My fantasies
>>145630450
pls respond
>>145659363
There's 15 people right now streaming splatoon on twitch.tv
>>145659782
Wow, is it that bad now? I hadn't paid attention, yikes.
>>145659782
>majority of them are Japs
just
>>145660591
What's wrong with that
You're watching them, not playing with them
>>145659782
zero english playing ranked right now. (well, one broken english)
I could stream but I'm just bullying in C tier right now
>>145660591
Nips are objectively the best and more respectful when playing Splatoon.
>>145660774
Why bully in lower tiers? That would get boring so fast.
>>145637352
I wonder if they actually get along; now I think about it we've never seen Annie and Moe speak to each other. Perhaps Moe treats her a lot kinder than he does the player.
>>145660980
This is true. They know which weapons are the strongest and most effective, and use and popularize them to their potential. While the same weapons are taboo in the west for being 'Too OP'. This is why we're shit.
>>145660980
>Nips are objectively the best
Agree
>more respectful when playing Splatoon
U wot m8? Most squidbaggers/squid partyers I've encounter have been japs. Also I've ran into japanese players who I swear throw games when paired with English players.
>>145661480
Only because they're the only ones you play with anymore. Back when this game had a playerbase outside of Japan, Mericans were the embodiment of salt.
There are a lot of western playersin the C tier
Guys, we all know all the western players fled to the discord.
>>145662008
Good, that leaves us to discuss more important things.
Like how loose Callie's vagina is.
>>145662119
Callie is in the Discord too. She's being eaten out by an Octoling.
>>145662262
yuri is a sin
>>145662351
All Woomies go to hell.
>>145662517
>implying all woomies are gay
>>145662725
Yes, all of them, or at least half gay. No exceptions.
>3 eliter son my team
>I got 17/3 but can't ink the zone fast enough
>every eliter went hard negative 0/n
kill me I'd get the zone back but couldn't out ink the other team
Samu was on of the Splatoon streamers but it seems he is streaming Overwatch now
>>145663247
w h o
>>145663437
Not knowing THE Samu!?!I have no fucking idea who they are as well
Any squads or is it too early?
Grim Range Blaster is deadly.
>>145663247
>getting to s+99 with a dynamo is an achievement
crikey
>wake up at the crack of noon
>Check thread
>check twitter
>still no splatfest news
wow I was am to for stop memeing before while now
>>145664875
It seems you're still asleep
I want to [lewd action] [splatfest choice] woomy's [body part]
>>145665000
I want to massage pineapple on pizza is disgusting woomy's eyes
>>145665117
Literally
>>145665000
I want to lick naughty woomy's woomy
callie!
>>145667083
cute
>>145667248
she is very cute!
>>145635104
3 callie OPs in row WOOOOOOOOOO
>>145667396
that's starting to get annoying honestly
could be worse but some variety would be nice
>>145667996
then try to make the thread early before a calliefag post ithonestly i dont care this general is fucking dead anyways
>>145669142
if I make it I'll probably fuck it up
>defeat some guy
>rank up so it kicks you out of the lobby
>rejoin rank
>he deranked while you ranked up
>>145669326
What's your rank now?
>>145667996
it's just an op pic
it hardly matters
>>145670557
B 72
>>145670995
git
u
d
>>145671071
I've already hit S+ before
>>145671563
So you deranked to bully squibs?
>>145670842
Shouldn't be a problem with the OP being Octolings then.
>>145671874
Initially. But now I want to see how many weapons I can hit S+ with or if I'll even hit it again. Who knows maybe I got hard carried in S
>>145672463
Cool, I do the same thing. Got three weapons under my belt in that regard.
Translator around? This looks interesting.
http://i2.pixiv.net/img-original/img/2016/06/16/17/54/27/57428897_p0.jpg
>>145673226
Though I'm betting it's just another "Haha, mushrooms are dicks" joke.
>>145673226
how new r u
>>145673226
it wont let me high light it
>>145673226
You can't direct link pixiv images, but I found what you wanted
I'll translate it now
>>145673226
Whoops
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57428897
>>145674175
Many thanks friend, if you have the time perhaps this too?
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57424214
>>145663247
Not surprised. Stealth Jump nerf killed his main playstyle.
>>145674949
It's barely a nerf
>>145665000
I want to bend fancy woomy over and rub my cock all over her ass.
>>145675097
Die pedo
>>145675412
Fancy woomy is an adult, anon. What's a child doing at a black-tie event?
>>145674382
I tried translating that before, but the kanji was extremely hard to read for me and I couldn't get very far
In addition, the dialogue that I could read didn't seem very enlightening; it was very much just flavor to everything you could see, if you know what I mean
>>145676839
Thanks
Though yeah, I had a feeling it was just another penis joke
judd bein judd
i love judd
>>145677406
Cats suck
>>145677493
cats a best
fat cats a best best
>>145677664
cats a shit
>>145677406
So that's why Marie is Team Dog.
Callie is a slut. SLUT!
>>145678105
Marie is Team Dog because she has good taste. This is a known fact.
>>145678202
>Callie will never be your slut
>>145678351
lol
>>145678665
Look at all the Splatfests in NA. Besides a few missteps here and there Marie has an almost unbroken streak of having the superior option.
>>145679089
Callie's options are for moralfags. This is not always a bad thing.
>>145679054
God that's hideous.
>>145679089
>only superior choice marie made was waterslides over roller coasters
???
>>145679262
>Callie's options are for moralfags
...like when
>>145679380
that's not very nice
this artist isn't amazing but they are still budding and very much improving
and i like to see that
i think their stuff can be cute
>>145679391
Let's see
Autobots vs Decepticons
Umm....
Pirates... vs Ninjas?
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
>>145679758
Hotdogs
Science
Planes
Nice
Future
Pokemon Blue
Sandcastles
Not that hard mate
>>145679619
it's shit
>>145679975
>hotdogs are evil
>>145679619
Just because someone makes nice things doesn't mean their immune to error.
I think their stuff is great, that one in particular is just terrible.
>>145680060
Sorry, I misread your comment. Should of replied to >>145679391Cheap hotdogs are evil though
>>145680338
why??
i think it's one of their better looking ones.
>>145680523
The teeth
>>145681097
Callie's perfect little butt
>>145679054
>Fangs
so long
so perfect
>>145679391
>when
Namely her choices over money, as well as when she chose Squid over Octopus
>>145682195
We were talking about NA Splatfests.
>Look at all the Splatfests in NA.
Not to mention that just a few Splatfests does not mean her options are "for moralfags". Most have nothing to do with morals.
isnt she cute?
>>145682840
the callie plush actually looks like crap compared to the others
Reminder that Callieposting was outlawed when she lost three times in one Splatfest.
>>145682912
She looks comparatively identical to the Marie plush. How would that even be possible?
>>145683064
Marie lost in 3 regions simultaneously just recently as well, but I still see Marie being posted.
>>145681974
She'd be a thousand times cuter with shoulder-length or shorter hair. Tinkerbell > Rapunzel.
>>145683283
The plushes are far from identical, Callie has a strangely large chin.
>>145682912
wait how?
>>145683715
i respect your opinion but personally that's the most incorrect thing i've heard all day.
>>145683283
>I still see Marie being posted
I don't, time to fix that
>>145683984
So why does all the cutest art have her with moderate sized tentacles?
reminder that le one guy has admitted to having aspergers and his obsession with callie is LITERAL autism
Due to the constant shitposting on the thread me and a number of fellow members of this general have decided to create a Discord server for our community.
Come and join the OFFICIAL /ink/ discord!
https://discordapp.com/invite/0hRffD2svs3XWdZm
>>145684009
Marie is pure sex! PURE SEX!
Callie is fat and ugly! FAT AND UGLY!
>>145684219
that's far from shoulder length. that's just how it looks in-game.
which is also the answer to that question! it's the standard, so it gets drawn the most, so a lot of cute art is going to have it, yeah?
besides, there's a lot of cute art of her with longer tentacles.
Well /ink/, I thought you'd be interested to know that there's a falseflagging autist doing
>>145683105
>>145683668
>>145684393
Literally, figuratively, physically kill yourself
>>145684425
Half of this statement is true.
>>145684393
fuck off tia
>>145683715
Ooh, this.
I recently discovered that I have a thing for blonde girls with pixie cuts.
callie and marie like each other. why can't calliefags and mariefags?
imagine how marie would react if she heard her date call her beloved cousin fat and ugly, completely unprompted
>>145685168
Those are some long legs holy shit, she's got basically no torso
>>145685814
CallieMariefags don't actually hate each other, they're just tsundere because they know the thread would be dead without them.
>>145685168
Callie looks like a Code Geass character
>>145684579
fuckin hell babt
>>145685814
this
it's just fun to talk shit about each other, like during splatfests
sometimes people take it a little far so that it's not fun anymore
>>145685814
Why would Callie call herself fat and ugly?
>>145686390
I'm all in support of Hotaao but this joke has kind of worn itself out by now.
>>145686839
Come on, not even wit is appreciated anymore.
>>145684264
>posts his writing
>gets shitposted at
>posts encouraging manmenmis
>gets shitposted at
>posts about callie's tentacles
>gets shitposted at
>posts about bidding callie goodnight
>gets shitposted at
>posts pictures of his callie plush
>gets shitposted at
what a trooper
what the fuck happened in the discord?
consider this: a tiny 4 year old squib callie, asking captain cuttlefish why she can't marry marie. he tries to explain, but callie has already burst into tears
years later, marie brings this up out of the blue, and callie runs out of the room, red faced, covering her ears and screaming
>>145687096
pics pls
>>145687038
Despite all odds 4chan has taught me respect for people with aspergers.
>>145687038
You are in the right direction, but heres the real deal:
>manamamimi guy does his thing
>few likes
>cum on callie's tentacles guy does his thing
>mostly ignored
>callie's tentacles cum guy devolves into writing books of text about how to unleash the kraken on callie's tentacles
>one like, lots of hate
>so much hate that the posts get deleted
>cum on callie guy starts hating mianmaimainain guy because no one liked his walls of spoilered text
>his gay buddy who only gets turned on by his hotglue fanfics joins the bandwagon against manaiamamimi guy
its a vicious cycle of hate and I wish mimimanamam guy the best of luck dealing with the true shitposters
>>145687096
One word: tia
>>145687136
>>145687096
-tia on damage control
>>145687136
Cute, but why couldn't they? Dunno how marriage laws fare in Inkland, but I'm guessing the only real reason they couldn't get married is because they were much too young at the time.
>>145687096
I'll tell you if you show me pics of your feet, tia.
>>145687508
I really wish there was an edit where Marie starts screaming and bleeding as soon as she cuts a literal piece of flesh off her body.
>>145687714
What the hell is wrong with you
>>145687770
sorry man. It's just that no one has posted a picture of a squib yet and I really want to fuck one.
>>145687770
That's what would happen.
>>145687874
And...?
>>145687595
i mean, maybe cousins can get married there? but it was mainly inspired from when i was 3 and thought marriage was just a really intense friendship, therefore, i declared i was going to marry my cat
kids think weird things. i wonder what weird phases callie and marie went through
>>145687862
fucking squibs is disgusting but little marie is free rein
>have dream
>cute girl in my class dressed up as marie
>sat on my face then killed me
>wake up
>still alive
kill me
>>145688116
Aww, anon that's adorable.
I have this headcanon where when she was small Callie would wet the bed constantly from nightmares about losing Marie to the Octarians, in their early days as Agents.
>>145688193
when and where
>>145688451
that's... weird but okay
>>145688451
PTSD Callie is best Callie
>>145687624
Here :))
Still confused why there's no NA Splatfest announced yet when even EU was able to come up with something.
I thought we were going to get an annoucement during Nintendo E3 but maybe they just forgot about us. Wasting a perfectly good shill opportunity to make a Zelda splatfest of some kind.
>>145688508
right here right now
Looks like I pissed off some jap from some match.
Translation, please?
>>145689073
They must be saving it to join in with the next world wide one.
>>145688451
>I have this headcanon where when she was small Callie would wet the bed constantly
What the FUCK anon.
>>145688116
Marrying ascendants or descendants in Japan is illegal, but you can marry collateral relatives (cousins, siblings, aunts etc.) if they're at least three steps away from you.
Step 1. Parent
Step 2. Aunt/Uncle
Step 3. Cousin
Thus, it's completely legal, thank fax for that.
>>145689293
What's wrong with that? Just a scared little girl worried for her cousin and best friend.
>>145689149
>splatoon time lag fuck
what don't you understand?
>>145689587
I know the context, but I want to see the whole thing translated.
>>145689491
>bedwetting head cannon
quit projecting onto the squids
>>145689149
>Your Splatoon lag is so horrible I die!! "Fuck!!" doesn't describe how annoying it is!! Think about other people!!
>>145689706
get one of those apps on your phone that'll translate text with your camera
>>145689860
>Think about other people!!
I needed a good laugh. Thanks for it.
>>145689726
Jeez, quite the reaction over something so harmless. It's not like she's cutting her wrists or anything.
>>145690062
little kid omorashi is preeeetty creepy.
>>145689149
Build wall
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>tfw nintendo will never give us the option to feed, hold and pet judd
;-;
>>145690385
good.
>>145690192
Okay no, it's not a fetish thing. I just think Callie being insecure and frightened in her youth is cute.
>>145690385
>We will never get our own squid apartments that we can customize either
It is hard to live lets all just end it
>>145690521
mentioning her _specifically_ wetting the bed sound weird and fetishy as fuck.
just so you know.
just say having nightmares or something.
>>145690715
I mentioned it being the result of nightmares, but whatever.
>>145690534
Goddamn I want this. Splatoon could use some Animal Crossing elements.
>>145690796
that honestly hurts your case even more than just saying she wet the bed. like, you already had a reasonable action and yet, you still had to mention she pissed herself.
>>145690521
I believe you that it's not fetish, anon.
I also believe you, like your head cannon Callie, wet the bed quite a bit as a kid.
>>145691008
>>145690534
Never understood why people want this in Splatoon. I like Animal Crossing too but apartments just seems out of place for a game like Splatoon.
>>145682840
Adorable!
>>145683984
That reminds me, didn't a drawanon say they were going to draw Callie snuggled up like this? Did they ever deliver?
>>145691450
You can see a Squids room first thing when you start up the game
>>145691103
I don't see the problem, sorry if it pissed you off somehow.
>>145691627
I tried
>>145689149
Sorry, I don't speak Italian
i want to cum on callie's tentacles
>>145692912
I want Callie to cum on my hair!
>>145692912
i want to beat callie until she signs the divorce papers
>>145692047
Can you post it?
>>145692935
LEWD
>>145693162
>>145692935
>marie using callie's thighs as earmuffs
l-lewd
Marie is cow
Where are the squads?
