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Ignore and report; Wait for a correct thread to be made.
Elder Thread: >>145763643
waifus and lore living in harmony
Posts Markarths
2nd for Nexus waifus
How can /tesg/ compete?
>>145795719
Fem Snakestone is already Nexus Hotfiles tier
Just created my first merged patch, feels pretty good anons.
I'm having some issues with my game. Long/eternal loading screens, random spontaneous crashes, a couple of other miscellenous issues such as Spriggans failing to complete their health regeneration phase and attaining godmode, horses with riders flailing the fuck about in the sky and through geometry, and followers taking ages to go places. Helping me out with any of these things is appreciated.
http://pastebin.com/n0ZEez22
>>145795989
>fell for the merged patch meme
>>145796039
>Long/eternal loading screens
Do you have SSME installed? No? Get it.
>>145795557
Well, they're not on the booru, and I can't post them here. There is, however, a social media site where many of us post that you might be able to find them on if you hop some links or do a search. Name's the same as the one attached to my roster on the OP site/Eiries roster imgur.
>Haven't played Skyrim since 2013
>Decide to make a new character
>Need to install mods since lost my install when my PC died
>Come to this general
>mfw looking through the tesgeneral site
This is gonna be fun.
>>145795719
It looks like one of mizzbonjovi's deformed things.
>>145796176
So does that.
>>145795563
This is a stick up! I want all you cannothaves to hand over your waifus right now in follower format!
>>145796316
No.
>>145796316
No.
>>145796289
>>145796316
I'll release this guy if you ask nicely.
>>145796316
Yeah nah
Have you seen this man?
i made a stealth archer but i call her a huntress
i use my sword sometimes though
>>145796316
>tfw been waiting years for a follower of a certain waifu
It's still gonna happen I can feel it.
>>145796342
>>145796408
>>145796421
>>145796538
>>145796590
>>145796620
You think is a joke!?! By the order of Guardly! You have one more chance to release your cannothaves right now!!
>>145796743
I'm in the same boat anon. Who is she?
>>145795772
I'd say... "what are you gay? lmaooaoaoaoo"
>>145796316
I've got like, 11 that are never gonna exist as followers until I learn how to do it.
>>145796923
followermaking is easy doh
>>145796923
Who would want a dumb fish anyway if the superior lizard is already available
>>145796821
Fuck off.
>>145796821
but anon, my follower isn't a cannothave, I already have her.
>>145796821
I'm curious as to why you always want more followers. Are you the soul crystal guy or do you just want more followers in general
>>145796821
Follower anon, can we get some update pics of your army?
>>145796923
where are her gills
>>145796923
>>145796978
This. I learned how to and made one with standalone everythings in less than a day, with next to no previous experience with the CK.
>>145797145
He wants to build a waifu army to fight your Count's undead army.
>>145797145
Oh shit I just realised that snow makes it look like she has a huge coke problem.
Oh well, cokefiend Risine is ok too.
>>145795719
ftfy
>>145796978
I believe that since the people that make them for me knock them out easily enough but it took me three days to make a non-standalone one years ago, and I've tried six times for hours and haven't got past the 'applying textures and making them work' bit once.
>>145797041
She's out of date though. Severely.
>>145797156
back of the knee maybe
Post Morrowind Styled.
>want to start modding Skyrim again
>last time I did it I delved so far into the pit I came out with 540gb of mods, and over 1200 hours spent with 80% of it messing with the mods themselves and not actually playing/waifuing
Oh my Christ there are so many new mods, so many new graphical mods, and so many new waifu mods. Though through the guide in the OP it seems modding Skyrim has gotten relatively easier since it's release.
>>145797334
amazing
>>145797253
Isn't your follower sorta borked and uses the wrong face textures ?
>>145797145Guardly has my wife and her son at gun point and forcing me to get as many followers as possible to update the followers section of the /tesg/ website with more active posters's followers. So please provide me with followers asap!
>>145797283
This. Project on hold till i get my RX 480 tho.
>Have to have an account to download a mod from loverslab
Fuck, I don't wanna taint an email address with that sorta stuff.
Are doodles making a comeback?
>>145797662
i have a separate email address for questionable stuff
>>145797662
>I'm not a horny degenerate useless fuck
loser
>>145797454
So, I've got this issue that I've never seen before. I'm installing some mods. I want to get a final playthrough in before Todd breaks my game with the "remastered" Skyrim. There's some cheevos I've yet to get and shit. Basically, I want to do a fairly vanilla run through of the game for old times sake.
The issue I'm having is the camera seems to "vibrate." It seems to be most noticeable around fires and in caves, but basically it looks like my camera can't move at a diagonal angle. Left and right, up and down are smooth as butter. But the moment I move in any other direction the camera shakes like it's going up steps.
Pic related is my mod list, I haven't got any ENB installed as of right now if. Maybe that's connected, who knows. The issue doesn't happen when I boot the game without any mods.
Sorry for the tech support question. Basically just want to know if somebody else has experienced this and knows the cause/fix.
>>145796923
Are those teeth available somewhere ?
>>145797670
>>145797743
this
>>145797145
I'm willing to bet money he's not SGO anon. He didn't seem to want to do anything with the waifus he collects other than keeping them at his "farm" and never pestered people for followers, while Followerfrog seems to actually be doing things with them besides collecting them, posts pics, and is aggressive about getting new followers. Followerfrog also uses capital letters and proper punctuation most of the time, which I don't remember SGO anon doing.
>>145797675
Honey's doodles aren't because she only draws people from her little club. It's some other guy trying to replicate her style
>AVG just found a trojan in TESEDIT.exe
help
Give me your best waifu follower asap
>>145797803
Ask Honey or Eiries when they're around.
>>145797454
>>145797670
the more i see this, the more i like it
>>145797908
>ywn be a part of her little club
>>145797887
SGO anon is just pen. This is probably the guy who was shitposting about followers way back when eiries made his zombie and before that.
>>145797931
>AVG
There's your problem
>>145797856
>>145797767
Nice rack.
>>145797334
i'm on so many drugs right now i can't even
>>145797887
Oh. Well, I'm sorry Follower-Pepe but you can have Wilhelm. That's it.
>>145798045
Pen's all about eggs, though. I remember them arguing about it around when SGO anon first started posting.
who can i sell gems to that wont give me 30 septims for them?
Alright, /tesg/
I've got a big fuckin' problem, and it's not about CTDs this time.
For whatever reason, the game is chugging like a motherfucker. No matter what graphics settings I choose, no matter how many times I throw out the .ini, no matter how many times I reinstall the game, nothing's fixing the issue. I haven't added mods for the past three installs and it's still chugging.
Now, here's the curious thing...
The 'escape' menu, main menu and loading screens all work just fine. Once I actually get into the game, however, everything takes a shit except those three things. The inventory/magic/skills/map menu is all fucked up just like the game, but 'escape' works just fine; even the mouse is unaffected.
Got any advice for me? Or should I just buy the game instead?
Yes, I know I should just get a new computer, but it was running fine last night.
>>145797856
>>145798007
Same.
>>145798260
He definitely posted with his trip on about gems a few times though.
>>145798057
Yes, it's a very nice rack, very full
>>145798270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS5iSZ6A4es
>>145798321
Have you tried playing other games to see if it happens the same?
>>145798436
yeah, FNV, FO4,[/spoiler]WoW, XCOM2 all work fine
>>145798385
i forgot cash 4 gold existed, whatever happened to them anyway?
>>145797765
I just want mana tanks, thenI'll probably be on the slippery slope to Slaanesh
>>145797743
Good idea
>>145798623
they still exist
>>145798712
havent seen their commercials in a while. but i havent watched TV in a while so i dunno.
>>145798595
Did this start to happen now? l mean, did it work fine before? Maybe you screwed up the graphic card's drivers configuration for the game or if you have an integrated graphic card you are not running the game with it?
>>145798328
Well, I still think they're not the same person. SGO anon didn't seem overly focused on Ra, for instance. Not that I noticed, anyway.
>>145798539
Doodle. Fixed the helmet somewhat and added shield.
>>145798889
It happened right after I woke up this morning. My graphics card is an oldwhich, in itself, is a problem all its own combined with my computer's age; but the game was working just fine this whole week, even last night around 1am. Then as soon as I boot it up today, this starts happening.NvidiaGeForce GTS 450
At first I thought it was my mods, so I uninstalled them. When that didn't fix anything, I removed all of them. When THAT didn't fix anything, I re-installed. Two installs later, I'm still having trouble. I should just buy a new rig since I've been thinking about it for so long, but I'm a poor piece of shit so that's not an option at the moment.
shhhhhhhh look
deres a baaare
>>145797454
>>145799136
Added strap just because.
whatcha doin tesg
>>145796126
Didn't help.
I am currently living a quiet life in the town of Riverwood as a Breton girl who just wants to brew, cook, and practice conjecture magic.
I already have the "Jobs of Skyrim" mod and I even found a cute cottage someone made for the player in Riverwood. A shame that it breaks my character's lore in that it assumes she is the Dragonborn, but I didn't turn it off using Skyrim Unbound.
I guess she'll come to discover she is the new Dragonborn later, but in the meantime, what are some other good mods to make a simple life more fulfilling?
I am using Mod Organizer so please no Steam Workshop mods.
>>145799545
Looking for new parts to build a new rig
>>145799545
Looking for a new car
My current one is in the shop right nowThat bill ain't gonna be pretty
>>145795710
I'll do it, I'll finally upgrade my ancient 670!
480 or 1070(not the cuck edition)?
>>145799914
980
>>145799914
480 * 2 < 1070
The answer is clear
>>145799545
Trying to make my game stop being so full of issues. Help appreciated. >>145796039
Who has the most and best cannothaves out there? A lot of cannothaves stopped posting from the time I used to frequent these threads.
>>145799545
Pondering taking a nap and then going to look at outfits for Freckle Bitch's new look.Might go out and get a bottle of some stupid cheap 151 rum and drink myself stupid after.
>>145799545
Just got home and hopped on here.
>>145797454
Toss me the new dl link, senpai.
>>145784818
When did you become so forward, Mr Snakestone?
>>145776440
Did you ever figure out what the problem was? With all of the shit I've been through this week trying to fix these bluescreens I can't rule out that something might have gotten corrupted.
>>145799553
>conjecture magic
is that like some kind of chaos magic anon?
>>145797385
Are you using RM or ECM? Clones usually the expert on helping people that are using RM to make followers.
>>145800017
Not an option, they're still overpriced in Cucknada. Retards will hold on to their sunk costs and keep the 980s and ti at $600+ even when cheaper and more powerful cards are widely available.
>>145797385
Apply the textures to each textureset in CK, finish up the process and export your head. Open the head in nifskope and make sure all the texture paths are correct.
>>145800194
I know that feel. New generation comes out and -no one- lowered the prices
>>145796923
>>145797385
FOLLOWER WHEN
>>145797784
Installing ENB fixed it, must have been a memory issue.
>>145800114I was just helping her keep warm, its what adventuring buddies do, also I was the one with the issue. Had to manually drag and drop for her to work.
>>145799914
2 * 480 if your case can fit them.
http://videocardz.com/61154/amd-radeon-rx-480-crossfire-3dmark-performance
>>145800114
Will post once I can, bro.
>>145800582
OTP confirmed!
But really, that's a lovely image
>>145799914
Wait for the 490x m8.
>>145800150
ECE.
>>145800295
I vaguely remember it not accepting textures at all or not even being able to find them in the CK, something to do with me using MO, even with running CK through it. Exporting was CTRL+F4, or was that something else?
>>145800431
Maybe never maybe in a while I dunno
>>145800582
>It says you're gay
>>145800863
I'd doubt there's anything I wouldn't be able to fit into this monstrosity. My friend gave me a good deal on this after some one refunded it (he owns a shop with tons of ricer shit).
>>145800926
>wait for x
I've been telling myself that for the good part of 4 years now. Besides, flagship cards are always extra overpriced in Canada.
on a scale from 1-10
how smart is your waifu/husbando?
>>145800863
>AMD
enjoy your house fire
Guys I cant choose between these three bedroll texture mods, so I figured id as you guys.
>>145800961
I had that issue too. I had to move all of my work files to the skyrim data folder and run ck outside of MO. It just doesn't work from inside MO for me.
>>145801352
>>145801352
>nVidia
enjoy your housefire
>>145801385
Peltapalooza for men, 2000 Dead Bunnies for women
>>145800863
What do these numbers mean and why did 2 480s do worse than the 1080 in 2 of them?
>>145801352
>$0.05 has been deposited into your bank account by Nvidia Co.
>>145801489
Fuck you, dead bunnies looks like the comfiest slipper in existence.
>>145801282
a 6 or 7
He's really bad at alchemy and magic casting, aside from a simple healing spell.
>>145801385
2000 dead bunnies.
>>145799545
i installed weapons and armor mods to use for my character, then im gonna go and find the materials in game to make them
>>145801282
Depends on what kind of smartness we're talking about
Her knowledge of nature and survival is 9/10
Her knowledge of how to act decent and civilized is 5/10
>>145800147
It's like "raise zombie" etc. Also, bump for answers.
>>145800961
Yeah, the CK doesn't like MO. There might be a work around for this, but I just put all my shit in the skyrim folder where the CK wouldn't have any problems with it.
>>145801282
I'd say like a 3
He's just using the console and reading the uesp
>>145800114
poststeam ID
>>145801385
2k dead bunnies actually looks like you can climb into it
What's this about some one getting a cannothave follower? What follower, and who's the son of a bitch?
>>145801864
Like this? Peltaplaooza is supported too: http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/75579/?
playing with Raeza again is fun
>>145802021
It should support Campfire's sleeping bags instead of just being able to plop one down anywhere if using Frostfall
>>145802136
Is she a follower?
>>145802136
Did you release those changes? I'm still running the first one you released.
>>145801282
6, 5, 8, 7, 2, 7, 4, 3, 9, 9, 2, 6, 3, 10, 7, 6, 2, 2, 8
>>145801751
>>145801396
guess i'll try it again soon with all the files in the normal data folder, see what happens
>You will never get that one waifu that's perfect for your OTP
>>145801352
>>145801483
>Start up game
>load save
>save load then crashes within ten seconds
What hell is going on? I've tried multiple saves and it keeps happening.
>>145802408
One day, friend.
>>145802136
Her upper torso is pretty big compared to her lower
>>145802487
It's fucked, start over.
Also, coc elsweyr.
Goddamn. How come 0sex has better animations than what bethesda churns out on 5 year dev time?
>>145802487
coc qasmoke first, then load the save. If that fails, the save is fucked, start over and trim the bloat from your load order.
>>145802487
?order load invalid
>>145802432
I can confirm that my Nvidia card idles at 50+ degrees.
>>145801854
Why, anon?
>>145801282
7. She was raised wealthy.
>>145801829
What a cheater!
>>145800582Oh thats ok then. I thought SOMETHING else was happening.
>>145802487
Have you tried loading from qasmoke?
>>145802569
lelis aint got hips anon
>>145802487
Could be a lot of things, need more information to say.
Which game? Any mods? Any settings changes? PSU on fire?
Short version: it just works
>>145802487
check you save with save cleaner.
>>145802408
>it's a "pillar" waifu so you know for a fact it's a forever cannothave
>>145802574
>>145802616
>>145802623
>>145802668
>>145802684
>>145802723
I used coc qasmoke and waited for the scripts to finish loading and that seemed to fix the problem, thanks.
>>145802670
>implying
Half the kekis I use have thtis body type, minus the tats. Hell, I'm pretty sure old Raeza had a body closer to this than her current.
>>145802964
mods
ban this sick filth
>>145802637
You should probably clean it then.
>>145802796
You can't have them because you are weird.
>>145802964
That's not immersive anon.
>>145802964
Gross Arurun-tier body
>>145802964
>>145803001
>>145803023
It's REFERENCE MATERIAL.
Geez!
>>145802580
Because Bethesda is a team of several people working on a million things which can be changed or dropped anytime while the 0sex autor is just one guy focused on making one single thing
>>145802796
>>145802523
This is the only chance I have at claiming my OTP. I didn't want it to come to this, but I must use fire.
>>145803002
This is still after I cleaned it.
>>145802964
jesus FUCK
>>145802569
yeah, her proportions are weird.
>>145802309
>>145802210
https://mega.nz/#!NksQ1BRA!ajOw5hfFVb0XAw4WHiscSg6yGJxHaaDejL9sEgcv7Fk
>>145803076
Gross and Arurun don't belong in the same sentence unless "new" and "face" are also there somewhere.
>>145803178
Did you replace the thermal paste?
I did that on my old HD4670 and it ran 10'C cooler.
>>145801282
Both are very intelligent, though I'nola makes up in guile what she lacks in gifts.
>>145802670
Leli's sometimes have hips, but even if they don't , they usually don't look like a big square resting on top of a rectangle
>>145802964
3dpd
>>145803290
Paging Eiries
Is there an Eiries in the house
>>145803290
>putting thermal paste on gpu
>>145803346
you're wrong
>>145803527
1: that's the CPU
2: You are supposed to put it on but the "joke" is that it's on the pins and not the top where you would connect a heatsink
>>145802964
shopped
>>145799342
Are you using a laptop? Have you tried reinstalling the game?
>>145803532
I'm a loli expert please show me YOUR loli PhD
>>145803201
Thanks fampai, she looks a lot more like Faye now, and less rude (she lost the resting bitch face).
>>145803481
how do you fuck up this bad
>>145803481
triggered
>>145797803
Teeth here
http://www.mediafire.com/download/mmo1bdouddk2f7q/Blackened+Shark+Teeth.7z
>>145803481
I've been on /g/ too long, and this isn't funny to me anymore...
Instead, I just feel bad.
>>145803723
You first, bub.
>>145803481
what the fuck
>>145803481
STOP
>>145803742
>>145803779
>>145803806
>>145803481
I would love to meet the person who did this.
>>145803527
...
You take the cooler off, delicately scrape the thermal paste off, and apply your own (non-conductive) thermal paste straight onto the die. Same as what you do with a laptop.
>>145803964
>laptop dies
>open it up
>check the components
>CPU paste is completely gone
>>145802668nope, NOTHING happened
>this thread
>>145803814
the burden of proof is on you now faggot
>>145803939
WEW
![58989-0-1455225119[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3mHYAdQ.jpg "58989-0-1455225119[1].jpg")
r8 my b8, m8
>>145799861
>>145803939
>>145804147
whatever you are into, but i still think that nasal bridge is to narrow and pronounced
>>145804073
? It dries out, cracks, and becomes more like insulative caulk rather than thermally conductive paste. My laptop wasn't reaching full turbo, and was hitting 95'C, so I cleaned it, replaced the thermal paste (which was more like dust), and no it runs at full turbo under full load without a hiccup.
>>145804110
>>145803247
>Implying anything wrong with new face
>>145802964
Lol you wild, wyd tho?
>>145803964
>breaking the warranty on the gpu
>using a laptop
I'm no hardware-wizard, and even I know that looks wrong but I don't know why it looks wrong. Other than the reactions seen here, of course.
What did the fella' do wrong?
>>145804448
she look like a tangerine
>>145804419
>believing in a warranty
>>145804448
He put the paste where you don't put any paste.
>>145804363
New face is 100% amazing, Arurun has never looked better.
>>145804448
>what is wrong with spraying goop on conductive copper pieces
kill yashelf
>>145804419
Some manufacturers are fine with it. XFX for example, doesn't give a flying fuck if you watercool your card, OC it to hell, and then RMA it when it breaks. If they discover over-volting damage, of course they're not going to replace it, but if it failed because of a bad cap, they're more than happy to.
>>145804507
>not wanting a free replacement if it fucks up
>>145804506
Uh, I take it you've never seen a tangerine before.
Is Nita lurking in the thread somewhere?
>>145804745
ctrl f 1440x900
0 results
so no
>>145804562
unf that hat
>>145804562Is she ripe at that age?
>>145804723
i live in florida so i know my way around a tangerine
and that looks like a tangerine
>>145804703
>implying you can prove it was the device and not you
You vs a professional team of lawyers, guess who wins
>>145804562
>banana sheboon
>>145804562
Who is this semen demon?
>>145804703
>i once spilled tee all over my laptop
>repairmen couldn't turn it on an deemed it broken
>work fine when i got it back
>claimed my 1,620$ warranty after using it for a few more months and got a new computer
>>145804932
shut up faggot
>>145804918
Both of you, when XFX gives you a 390 when you RMA'd a 290 with a bad power delivery circuit.
>>145804562
Why does that loli have an adult man face
>>145804805
Thanks for the spoon-feeding senpai.
>>145804363
Bring back Elinrun.
>>145805098
nita is one of the few people who doesn't use standard 1080p
learn that and you can identify a lot of posters
>>145805043
It's a peri shovel-fu
>>145804562
>>145804918
>You vs a professional team of lawyers
No company would ever waste money on lawyers for a gpu fucking up
>>145804983
The toughest cannothave i encountered so far.
>>145804745
everyone else would have left if Nita was here
>>145804559
This'll do for an explanation. Thank you, anon.
>>145805327
>cannothave
Nothing of value was lost tbqhwyf.
>>145804854
I knew you'd like it! That's why I did it. It really does look good.
>>145804870Perhaps
>>145804983
Melfia Summervale, loli version.
>>145805043
She has a sweet little girl face, anon. If you think an adult-man looks like this, you need to question your mother's taste.
>>145804932
>>145805043
Are you guys new? You're supposed to pretend to like his waifus.
>>145804983
>Who is this semen demon?
>>145805349
I like Nita desu.
>>145805508
that is not the face of a female child.
>>145805515Best-Banana at any age t b h
>>145805674
How many female Altmer children do you know anon?
>>145805515
I like one of his waifus.
So that's 1 out of what, 30?
>>145805667
Explain
>>145805112
Never.
>>145805667
>>145805873
I actually quite like Nita too, I don't understand where all this hate is coming from.
>>145805393
I mean I'm no techno-wizard myself either but it's obvious you don't put paste in thereI've seen worse in the gore threads over at /g/ though
>>145806040
yipyosting
>>145803481
>>145805515
>pretending to like someone's waifu
that's a horrible thing to do. waifus deserve true love.
HD Fire is something else
>>145806040
This
>>145806158
That's not paste, that's a digital drawing on top of a picture of a CPU.
