Feeding Your Waifu Edition
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News:
>Daddy is gone, he left us for Beamdog
>Obsidian is working on Tyranny, a fantasy RPG where you're the bad guy - should be out later this year
>B&W is here, new patch just released
>Big GoG sale going on currently, lots of /dag/+/bwg/ related content on sale
>New ME trailer, along with new info. Most of the leaked stuff appears to be true
>Master Chris Avellone is writing an FPS or something
Andromeda info: http://pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw
Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/sLhvksnE
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/UFaZuPsv
>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
>Where is my Warden?
At NASCAR
>Yar I'm a piratefag, help me break the law!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzqpBc4MrAMXY0h3NGh1dVduYmc/view
http://daitools.freeforums.org/save-game-editor-t421.html
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com
>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php
>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOFIoT5D6_o
Friendly reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with new people
if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all!!!
Corn flakes
>>145793714
Your waifu isn't real.
>2 posts
>1 poster
Umm nice samefag lol
>>145793714
what if i have something lewd to say?
For creating an elf-only world
quizfus......!!
meme on me
>>145794202
Hmph... I've no time for imbecilic maymays... K*ll yourself, c*nt...
Cute /meg/ bois...
>>145794419
No such thing exists
I wanna nibble on Liara's neck!
daddy's day is soon
anyone wanna play cs
>>145796214
i'm not on speaking terms with my daddy
>>145796327
can i be your daddy
>>145796395
no...
>>145796395
I'll be YOUR daddy!
>>145796214
what if you have two mommies...
>>145796656
do i have to service your tubesteak like the last daddy?
what's for dinner?
I was wondering that in DA:I, do I have to keep my potential waifu/husbando in my party at all times to get enough approval to romance him/her or can I rely on other interactions?
>>145797251
uh just never say anything they disagree with. it's just like real relationships
What if Thom was your daddy
>>145797932
He is...?
"Loose, not too long" is Geralt's canon TW3 haircut and the choice of true gentlemen
>>145794480
You're a liar and you're going to hell.
>>145802469
Um
That a mod?
>>145803624
no
fuccboi shaved sides looks better though
>>145803807
shaved hair mixed with long hair never looks okay.
http://8tracks.com/koxa/now-it-s-smoke-clouds-cause-the-sky-is-what-the-limit-is
>Just built the manticore armor and find the vampire armor 10 minutes later
Conflicted af
skellige sucks
i was having fun until i got there and got pretty bored of it pretty fast, haven't touched it in a week
Witcher is neither Dragon Age nor Bioware, what is going on here? Don't you guys have your own thread?
>>145806513
Yeah I don't understand this
It's always one guy and he never gets responses either
>>145806513
>Witcher isn't Dragon Age
lol
>>145810101
>Only one person posts witcher
How new
>>145810472
2ew
>>145806513
Thanks for posting the worst game possible to make sure I won't get interested in discussing anything Dragon Age
For a ded general, we sure do bitch an awful lot about things that are not really a big deal.
sneezed so hard there are bits of my body on my monitor
pull my pepe
http://socdn.smtown.com/upload/starhome/layout/taeyeon/ver03/teaserimg/01_DD8027BF743C449E95A4635844AB2313.jpg
>>145817804
uhh what does gookpop have to do with dragon age???
>>145818007
cute girls are always relevant
>>145818007
What do YOU have to do with /dag+bwg/, HUH?!?!
>>145818635
um i'll have you know that i'm a FIXTURE of this general
>>145818726
I am NOT showing you ANY respect EVER!!!
>>145818939
nothing a good spanking won't fix
I will keep you warm through the shadows of the night...
Who's your favorite PoC in the DA series? Mine is Merrill
>>145818726
Only thing that needs a fixture is your sexuality
http://www.inquisitr.com/3098508/greg-ellis-found/
>>145820282
what does that even mean
Where's Meredith?
Where's Meredith?
>>145819481
morri is coded hispanic desu
Whose waifu should I masturbate to tonight?
Long live Radovid!
Fuck, I still haven't gotten my pizza fix /dag/. I forgot all about it until someone triggered it in me talking about their papa johns
>>145822665
mine : thomwall
>>145823347
are you done yet?
Let's talk about Dragon Age!
>>145826002
No!
ugh my router is such a slut
bouncing hairy pecs!!!
Want a nice fat burger with a fried egg on top
mm tasty
fat hairy men?
http://pastebin.com/TtA4wiRz
>>145826002
>>145828384
i love it
um..... could u post something???
>>145834584
what kind of something?
>>145834584
>>145834584
something like this?
>>145811780
Why does everyone hate DA2 so much. Jeez.
>>145836841
whats going on in here
>>145839471
>>145839959
You're back! And in one piece!
Mama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6SqOgPxOhk
>/meg/ died again
>>145843719
go away
>>145843767
Are you telling me to go away because of witcherfus or because I'm making fun of /meg/? So much triggers you these days I get confused
>>145843982
if you're not from /meg/ you don't have to go away
>>145843719
>Bioware will NEVER
>EVER
>EVER
>ever
>have models or textures or hair this good
>>145843719
S-so lifelike
Let's have an orgy!!
>>145844303
>>145844361
>tfw
Started a NG Mass Effect playthrough for the first time in my life and it looks like Shepard has all the equipment from the last time I played him. Do you now get to, like, equipment level XX or does looting become completely irrelevant now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZvlorUP47Q
Im Nayeon
>>145832712
Much appreciated
been having some weird heartburn or something in the last few days, never had it before
>>145844808
How are a dozen Polish peasants squatting in a potato field better at creating video games than one of the most popular western developers that is owned by one of the biggest gaming companies?
>>145846591
Your body won't get younger, kid.... When you live unhealthy, it will eventually show...
>>145846664
CDPR are way more than that now but when they started as such their games were still better than anything BW
>>145846759
I don't live that unhealthily though. I'm out of shape but not under or overweight, I cook all my own meals, get all the right stuff in my tummy and don't eat much junk food. It's not that painful or uncomfortable, just kind of confused because it showed up out of the blue and won't seem to go away. Also oddly enough it only seems to start late at night, it's not there in the morning or most of the day
>>145846664
Eastern Europeans programmers are generally really good for some reason
>>145847034
Drink more milk
Magic's gone
>>145846236
She looks like a Hisashi Eguchi drawing come to life
>>145849229
>Picks easiest tattoo
>It's not evenly drawn on both sides
lmfuckao
>>145849534
Who cares, she's cute
I'll just shamelessly abuse this thread to decide how I spend this afternoon
0-4 - DkS3
5-9 - Witcher 3
Dubs - Going outside
Trips - Buying gallons and gallons of milk and bathing in corn flakes
>tfw can't have pirated ME3 and legit ME3 installed at the same time
I don't want to pay like 50 bucks in DLC to have it all, since I only bought the game for the multiplayer with friends when it was on sale.
My life is shit, m8's.
>>145850091
>only having one computer
>>145850057
Enjoy geralt. You almost had quads though, what would that have been?
>>145850186
Building a statue of Geralt out of cornflakes and dancing around it naked during the summer solstice
>>145850091
>play pirated ME3
>uninstall
>play with friends then
>>145850165
>300+ dollar solution to a 50 dollar problem
I have a nice business class Acer I play XIV on sometimes but it's just me at my house, why do I need more than one computer?
>>145850091
And you can't pirate the dlc separately and add them to the legit game? I thought that even worked with DA:I
>>145850186
Either >>145850292 or combining dubs and trips by bathing in cornflakes on the street in some inflatable swimming pool
>>145850091
What do you mean? I have a pirated ME3 and a legit one on my computer at the same time, no issues.
>>145845762
>does looting become completely irrelevant now?
It does. You barely even level anymore since it takes a fuckton of XP for each level after 50.
>>145851104
Thanks for the answer anon, guess I'll just speed through the main story without bothering with anything else
>>145851220
There are some side quests that have effects in ME2 if you're planning on importing a save
>>145851220
I'd actually checkup all the things that effect mass effect 2 before going through th main story and doing those. Just so you get the maximum benefit from importing a save.
Piscatella...
>>145852676
>>145853352
I'll just use the save editor to mark shit like insignia collection missions or scanning the keepers as completed
>>145853763
Sasha Grey does cosplay now?
>>145853954
First thing I thought of too
>>145853763
qtp2ttbh
Liara...
DAI
Mages or Templars?
>>145856763
Templar quest is annoying and dumb
Sera
>>145857001
Which one is that?
>>145857224
The... templar quest
>>145857265
Where you go through that occupied stronghold and kill a bunch of them? I liked doing that more than the time travel deal.
>>145856763
In Hushed Whispers is more interesting, Champions of the Just gets you a better antagonist
>>145857357
So why are you asking if you've already played both?
Champions of the Just fails because it assumes that the player gives a shit about any of the advisors (no offense, mommy). In Hushed Whispers works better because it focuses on the companions instead
Huh so with ME4 on the horizon I decided to check out if the autistic cesspool of /meg/ was still alive. I don't know if I should cry or rejoice that it seems to have died. Many mixed memories of that place.
>>145857557
I was concerned about the broader implications, if any, that the choice might have. Missed loot, angry waifu, etc. Been a while since I played.
>>145857647
It'll be back once the namefags wake up
>>145857647
It dies every day, only to be remade again as soon as the tripfags notice it's gone
>>145857693
None of the consequences reflect on the game other than getting Samson or Calperina and companion approval, but the implicit question is whether it's better to kill a bunch of people with a rare gift of magic, or to kill an entire order of soldiers with unique abilities not found anywhere else in the world.
>>145857848
>other than getting Samson or Calperina
I don't remember either of them.
>>145857930
>crystal meth addict
>tooth gap
So how does Dorian end up on your team if you don't do the Mage storyline? I've never done Templar
>>145858091
Ew.
>>145858172
Can't you do both, then ultimately side with one or the other?
>>145858172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwxBNrEXjR0
>>145858314
Oh, so you get Cole during the Templar mission
>>145858219
No, doing one prevents you from doing the other
>>145858423
Huh. I don't remember playing through the game twice.
>>145858792
Too thick
>>145858423
So you can't get Cole and Dorian in a single playthrough?
>>145858815
Agreed
>>145858959
You can, the companion you didn't pick up joins you later
Watch >>145858314
and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQdBPgPUMgI
>>145858959
Whoever you don't recruit shows up to warn you about the incoming templar/mage army, you can recruit them then
>>145859341
Oh, okay.
Do we know which choice the devs thought of as canon? Probably the Mage one, right?
>>145859465
Not really but Calpernia was in one of the comics and is likely to appear in DA4
>Biromantic Autochorissexual
W-what does this mean?
>>145859813
>It is a subset of asexuality which is defined as: a disconnection between oneself and a sexual target/object of arousal; may involve sexual fantasies or arousal in response to erotica or pornography, but lacking any desire to be a participant in the sexual activities therein.
Closet homo
Solas x M!Lavellan WHEN?????
>>145860241
>Sera greatly disapproves of both allegiances
>Cassandra greatly disapproves of the mage allegiance and accepting Cole into the party
Having waifus is tough
>>145860338
This guy has some crazy ships
>>145860405
IIRC Cass approves of you for making a decision and standing by it if you pick mages
>>145860241
Elves are monogendered...
>>145859813
If this is the romanceable Asari companion in ME4 I will shit on Bioware's doorstep.
Unless they include a qt Quarian of course. They can't even fuck the face up.
>>145860405
>allowing mages full freedom
Josephine might be more your type
>>145860678
She doesn't look THAT bad...
>>145860501
>Cullen devouring Dorian
Goodness gracious
>>145860756
She really does
>>145860809
Not bad enough to consider dating a suitrat
>>145860756
She looks worse than Sera. Atleast Sera has this whole ugly cute thing going for her. This abomination doesn't even have that.
>>145860723
Having the Templars disband and join under the Inquisition seems like the best option. Cass only dislikes it a little and Sera love it.
>having a shitskin waifu
>suggesting one to someone else
>>145860413
>>145860413
>>145860413
Back to your ghetto!
>>145860756
She does though. It's so bad that there must be an agenda behind it which worries me even more. You don't design a manly pockmarked face due to incompetence. Ugly (trans) women need love too and you'll like it!
>>145861073
>muh sjw conspiracies
>>145861181
I'm not usually one for this kind of stuff but why go out of your way to make an ugly Asari? I don't get it.
>>145823341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxjZMOZ1aes
>>145862773
I really really hate those alien contact lenses
a nice gentle pm with you're waifus throbbing mt
>>145863464
see >>145861069 sweetpea
>>145863520
Lee....!!
>>145861269
I don't think they were trying to make her ugly, it's just that bioware is incapable of making an attractive face in Frostbite (other than Morrigan and Dorian)
>>145860678
>qt
>Quarian
uh..............?
>>145864234
The cutest
>literally no shopkeeper sells quarian armors
>have to keep Tali in a Naruto suit
>>145865306
>not bringing liara and garrus with you everywhere
lmfao
>>145864683
>Waifuing a suit
lol
>>145862773
Holy shit, she's precious.
And then she ate 3 entire pizzas without looking remotely miserable. That's impressive.
>>145865598
>didn't even recruit Garrus
>keeping Liara for last for a different recruitment scene
>>145866061
>not recruiting garrus
>not romancing liara
enjoy playing the game incorrectly i guess nerd
>>145866142
I already romanced Liara before and Garrus is shit
>>145866308
excuses excuses
>>145866308
>Garrus is shit
W-what?
>>145866513
>liking bland forced bro characters
I bet you also thought Varric and Alistair were awesome
>>145866308
>Garrus is shit
Nice b8 m8
>>145866736
Only Alistair
>>145866736
>he didn't like Varric
>>145866852
Friendships with no good basis or conflict is just not the sort of fictional relationships I enjoy
>Zevran struggles between his loyalty to the crows and helping the warden
>Isabela might get over her pathological greed for the sake of Hawke
>Wrex becomes your steadfast ally, but only after a major crisis
All of these require you to put in some effort to earn the characters' friendship. Compare and contrast with
>Varric likes Hawke because... uh... he's cool, I guess
>Dorian calls the Inquisitor his best friend because... um... you were nice to him once or twice?
>Garrus is best buddies with Shepard because they... uhhh... were in the same game?
>>145868621
>ja*****
...?
>>145868621
>janitors get their status revoked if they reveal it
Hmm
>>145868682
There is a new meg already, leave
>>145868740
oh i see
>>145868727
But I didn't reveal it
>>145868740
Why don't you delete all Mass Effect material if you're really a janitor, huh?
>>145867352
I always assumed that Dorian was that way towards your character because he was being showy and sarcastic.
>this guy who's really angry and upset all the time and is convinced that everyone is a samefag
>>145868881
Mass Effect material is part of dagbwg though.
>>145869216
That wasn't a joke?
>>145869185
he seems legitimately sad to go back to Tevinter in Trespasser
>>145869185
I don't know, it felt pretty genuine to me because he comes across as kind of lonely, and he even gives you that phone in Trespasser. But then again, he gets seduced by fucking Iron Bull so maybe Dorian just doesn't care who it is he's talking to as long as he gets attention.
I suppose the character might work as he's written if you romance him or use him extensively because the approval gains are basically praising him all the time, but it just left a bad taste in my mouth because I always used Solas as my mage didn't really interact with Dorian outside of Skyhold
>>145869324
so does the interface look very different from normal 4chan once you become a volunteer custodian?
>>145869216
Not everyone, just that one guy
>>145869324
Some extremely mad poster was all "I don't like to hold conversations with myself unlike certain other posters" yesterday, and someone always starts accusing everyone of samefagging if lore discussions happen, and I guess he's back now too
>>145869826
Here we go again
>>145869826
i could've sworn you said that you were going to reddit
>>145869346
It seems more genuine at the point of Trespasser and even towards the end of the game pre dlc.
>>145869594
The iron bull thing seemed like more of a convenience. I didn't have them both together in party very frequently though, so I didn't really look at the relationship very hard.
>>145869805
Not them, couldn't tell you.
>>145870032
Eventually I stopped bringing up lore in depth altogether partially because of the reactions. Stupid, I know
>>145870290
So you assumed it was me because of your bad samefag detector? You are even worse than me because at least I am right
>>145870476
>You are even worse than me because at least I am right
>implying i'm the guy you get so triggered by
Girls, stop fighting
>>145847103
Probably because they posses natural talent and ingenuity?Just because you're Western doesn't mean that you're instantly better at everything than your East European counterparts.
>>145870853
>girls
>>145870853
Shut up mom
>>145871382
Well girls and ugly long haired "males"
Was Ashley right?
Cat or Ursine...
>>145872315
Ursine
>>145872315
cat
>>145872315
Wolf
>>145871879
S-she's just probably never had a pet
>>145871879
The analogy would be correct if racial solidarity was an actual thing
>>145871879
Yes.I still fucked Liara though.
>>145873231
I hope you married her after...
>tfw no waifu to wake up alongside
>>145875326
we could pretend to be eachother's waifus...
>>145875646
I don't think that's very healthy
>>145875326
Sucks
>>145875735
i don't think YOU'RE very healthy!
>>145875821
You're right, I've been very sick and I wish I had a waifu to dote over me
>>145875971
>waifu will never make you chicken noodle soup and use a damp washcloth to cool your feverish forehead down
Why even live
>>145875740
Fat
>>145877820
As if
>>145877683
Why is she grey, andwho is that slut next to her?
I want to fuck femshep!
>>145878448
>>145878048
How did they fuck up so bad?
>>145879707
There's a mod that gives her her ME1/2 face back if you prefer that
I don't have a link but it's probably on the ME3 Nexus
>>145879798
Read the filename
>>145880062
Is that with the mod? I genuinely can't tell from that angle
>>145880210
Yes......
>>145879798
Doesn't fix the writing
>>145880514
ME3 is still a decent dating simulator
