Bad flashbacks edition.
Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/0326Anr2
Andromeda info:
http://pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g2JN2PrHJg
Andromeda E3 trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbrIgaLHxnA
Post-E3 first aid vademecum:
http://www.wikihow.com/Care-for-Anal-Fissures-Postpartum
The Batarians are (still) all dead.
DED AGAIN.
MEG PLS STOP.
Good morning /meg/
It's been years... I'm proud of you guys *sniff*
you'll never be or get fucked in the ass by an asari
so you recon it's gona be worth being invested in your char this time around or will they just kill you off and have another depressing anticlimax of an ending again?
>>145862312
There's nothing wrong with depressing endings, shit writing was what killed ME3, not the ending not being 100% noblebright.
I wonder just how alien extra-terrestrial worlds look.
>>145862634
I still think the writing was fine up until the deus ex machina ending. What happened to Cerberus was pretty retarded though.
>>145861339
>tfw they'll never vomit tennis ball sized eggs up your colon once they've widened you enough.
>>145864194
>mfw
>>145863610
Cerberus subplot was completely retarded.
The Rannoch arc was a fucking atrocity and I hope whoever wrote it dies in a fire for ruining geth forever.
Less is said about the Rachni, the better.
The whole overarching Earth/Crucible plot of the game was a trainwreck from start to end.
So nah, the Genophage arc was the only well done part of ME3.
>>145864952
I suppose I just suppressed a lot of the bad parts. I don't remember Rannoch being quite that bad though.
>>145866519
Will the new ME have ladies of the same quality? The first impression wasn't promising...
>>145867109
We'll just have to wait and see, I suppose.
>>145867145
delete this
I blame the murricans
>>145867145
Everything is pretty good, but the faces.
>>145866519
I really like ME1 Tali, she was so slim and didn't have much of a moeblob personality.
ME2 added even bigger hips (I think she got bigger tits too?) but they also made her a moeblob.
>>145867145
Jack's pants really don't make much sense. They're like a loincloth but with a tiny bit of fabric for her legs.
>>145867469
why?
>>145868037
Me too. She seemed more genuinely curious about things, and not so much a generic expert engineer moeblob.
Also geth arm.
>>145869263
I agree. She was a curious, optimistic young woman but with a sharp tongue and no issue with using violence to solve her problems. She was a deeper character because she wasn't perfect. Then in ME2 she turned into a shapely moeblob that is totally dedicated to the cause and with no flaws. I wish they explored more of her motivations, why she's such a good engineer (honestly the whole genius engineer thing bothered me. She could have talent, but she's presented as a tech-guru just because.) Her loyalty mission should have involved sending specs, tech and intel to the fleet and confronting her about it, along with the Geth thing. Or maybe that should be explored in ME3, but nope she's an admiral now. Why? Aren't there vice admirals or politicians more suited to the position?
>>145869263
Did they ever explain why she had a prosthetic arm? Before they retconned it in ME2 that is.
>>145870707
Not that I can remember. They mention something about it in the art book, I think, but not anything substantial or rock solid.
Do we know anything about who's writing ME:A?
>>145871974
a full SJW feminist
>>145872076
At least Dombrow is still on the writing team.
>>145872076
>>145872076
Just.
Why can't slavs into space opera?
Or Obsidian, for that matter?
>>145872076
>>145872621
I need this. At least we might get Cyberpunk sometime in the future.
>>145872076
Ugh. Absolutely disgusting.
>>145872794
I hope so.
>tfw sexy cyborg babes in lovingly animated sex scenes.
>>145872076
Why did it have to be like this?
Where did it all go so wrong?
Was it all doomed from the start?
>>145873660
Bioware just seems very susceptible to SJW shit. I don't know why.
>still hasn't fixed the eyelashes
>>145875603
Razorblade eyelashes?
>the very much pronounced cameltoe
Holy Jesus!
PAGE TEN
I think ME:A is banished to dev hell.
I have every confidence that it's going to be a tragic EA abortion, filled with SJW tripe and micro-transactions.
My expectations going in are so low that I can only be pleasantly surprised, making the fact that I'm still going to fucking buy it slightly more bearable.
>>145879836
>we will never witness this smug brown goddess ingame
Ashleigh was a mistake.
The armour looks cool, if nothing else.
>>145880442
The helmet is incredibly phallic.
Oppression/10.
>>145880287
my expectations are practically below zero already and I STILL expect to be disappointed
>>145880287
>people unicronically support the SJW pandering by supporting it with money
Kill yourself
>>145880558
And it resembles an uncut p*nis which makes it anti-semitic on top of misogynistic
>>145881990
oh no!
>>145880558
>>145881990
>the glass visor is the head peaking out of the foreskin
>>145880558
>>145881990
Thanks, now I can never unsee it
>>145880558
>>145881990
>>145882326
>google "penis with foreskin" to shoop an image with it
>close tab with disgust
holy hell, don't do it.
>>145882924
Do you have a mutilated penis?
>Ambassador: "Well, what about Anon... Earthborn... but no record of having a waifu."
>Commander: "Doesn't have one. He was raised on reality. Learned to look out for himself"
>Admiral: "He saw his whole unit die on Venus. He could have some serious emotional scars. "
>Commander: "Every soldier has scars. Anon's a survivor."
>Ambassador: "Is that the kind of man we want protecting the galaxy?"
>Commander: "That's the only kind of man who can protect the galaxy."
>Ambassador:"I'll make the call."
>In the year 2048, scientists on Asia mastered the technique of creating female humanoid robots with perfect resemblance.
>In the decades that followed, these goddess-like and submissive robotic females became mainstream, replacing women everywhere, enabling mankind to reach its greatest potential. >The basis for this incredible technology was a force that liberated the very fabric of space and time for men everywhere.
>They called it the greatest discovery in human history.
>The civilizations of the galaxy call it....
>.....
>.....
>.....
>MAN EFFECT
>Dot dot du du du du dot dot du du du du
>>145883054
no. but all images there showed some ugly illnesses
>With the distraction of woman and their problems wiped out, mankind was finally able leave the solar system and build an empire that spread across the galaxy. Human females could no longer use child bearing and attractiveness to win over males. Men were now fully focused on what really mattered and what he truly wanted.
>In just 40 years, mankind saw the greatest technological advancements in the history of the world. No more women emotionally wrecking men, no more women using her vagina as a bargaining tool for frivolous things, no more feminism, no more "mai body my choice", no more "bu-but it's 20% off! I must have it!" no more sensitivity or muh feelings. Men everywhere were liberated. For the first time ever, women had to actually work their way up through skill rather than attractiveness or through children. This eventually became their downfall. Men around the world could now have their 10 robot wives do all the house work and child care, please them at any moment, and give birth to their children. All while not needing a human female.
>Oh sure, they fought back, the woman and their boytoy manginas fought back, and lost badly. Nations of the world united against the female threat and were victorious in a very short war. Woman lost the right to vote and most of them were exiled to the planet Venus (now terraformed). The women that were left in man's glorious civilization he built were either humble and cooperating wives who acted loyal to their husbands, or smart, intelligent women that could perform a normal job without filing a sexual harassment case every two seconds.
>The galaxy was at peace. Cities blossomed on many planets, populations soared to unheard of levels. Disease, poverty, hunger ceased to exist. No longer were men pressured to fight each other for pride or ego because he had everything he needed at home.
>>145883182
>>145882924
Here's a nice one for you
http://i.imgur.com/awTAU7e.jpg
>Turyuns
>Ahsorrie
>Geckonians
>Humans
>These four races too broke free from the female yolk and established a council and government on an abandoned space station built by an ancient and mysterious extinct race called the Brothiens. They called this goliath space station the Manidel. Each civilization held a council seat
>The Turyuns
>Manliest of all the races. Men around the galaxy strive to be like their people. Didn't take shit from females and advanced the earliest out of all the races. So manly they killed off all their Jew-turyuns which resulted in a shit banking system but a mighty and powerful, disciplined military that became strongest in the galaxy.
>The Ahsorrie
>Oldest of all races. Many sentient beings seek out the Ahsorrie for wisdom and guidenance because of this. They're blue yodas. They are the leading producer of mature-looking blueskinned fembots. Their females are so savage they are kept in cages and sometimes sold as household pets. Ahsorrie are known to apologize a lot to customers.
>The Geckonians
>Most intelligent of all the races, but also the ugliest, fattest, weakest, laziest, and least socially inept. So ugly, fat, lazy and weak, their females voluntarily left the galaxy and have never been heard from again. Renowned for their advances in lifestyle and efficiency, the geckonians pride themselves in doing so much with the least amount of effort.
>The Humans
>Predetermined masterrace of the universe. Possesses the best qualities of all the other races. Only race that allows its females to hold its own independent governments. Newest race to reach FTL speeds and join the council. The galaxy has mixed feelings towards humans.
>Minor races
>Inferior races which still rely on their females for reproduction and governing. Weaker, less advanced and less powerful because of this. Not allowed a seat on the council.
>The Gypsies
>Fucking gypsies in space suites. Almost as weak as the Geckonians, but lack intelligence. Pathetic as fuck, good at salvaging and hoarding shit. The Gypsies certainly tried their own FemBots, but it ended in disaster when their female population successfully suppressed fembots and nearly committed genocide against its male population. Gypsies now roam the galaxy on a flotilla of ships, conceiving only through test tubes, suffering generations of virginity. Alpha males are kidnapped, forever ensuring weaker subsequent generations. A more worse fate than being confined to a space suite they say.
>The Ujelly
>The Ujelly are an aquatic race. No one fucking gets them. No one knows for sure if they're real men or not. They don't really give an answer, and instead spew out some philosophical junk when asked. Because of this they're not allowed on the council.
>The Crowgans
>Niggers of the galaxy. Anamorphic, oversized, flightless crows with very short tempers with little to no intelligence. Known to start fights, lie, steal, cheat and hit on other species. Had to be sterilized by the Geckonians. Only the most alpha of all Crowgans could reproduce with a Crowgan female.
>Extinct Races
>The Brotheins
>A hyper-advanced race which dominated the galaxy. Mysteriously vanished over 50,000 years ago.
Do you guys think this sjw shit will and in our lifetime? Should every violent crazy cunt be put down for public safety?
>>145883683
>>145883936
What the fuck, man?
>>145883936
>"You were right anon"
>"The video evidence is indisputable. What we have here are genocidal sentient beings who wish to integrate us into hybrid female zombies and ending our race. We have linked these beings as to what wiped out the Brothians."
>"We prepare for war immediately"
>>145883182
>>145883443
>>145883683
>>145883936
>>145884680
I like it anon.
>>145882326
I gave it a shot.
>>145886448
13/10
>>145886448
You got it.
Almost dead.
>>145888531
I wish old cerberus remained, not this silly bond movie villain shit with logos and stuff.
thread is gonna die anyway this night
MEA is going to be complete shit
is there any reason to stay alive?
>>145889356
>old cerberus
>>145888531
I never got how underground bases just vanish from the grid. Doesnt the Alliance know where it builds shit?
does Miranda have any cute content in Citadel if she's your waifu from 2
she's my favorite girl honestly, her and Jack, Liara and Ashley just don't compare
Tali a cute too I guess
>>145889654
Maybe they moved to civilian underground complexes?
>>145893383
>civilian
please read the planet info where the bases are located. They are all hazardous.
>>145883182
>>145883443
>>145883683
>>145883936
>>145884680
it's beautiful
>>145883683
>extra mention of sweden in that pic
>Ahsorrie are known to apologize a lot to customers.
>>145883936
>The Gypsies
>Fucking gypsies in space suites.
>Pathetic as fuck
>>145886448
stop, I can only laugh so much.
>>145889356
even Bond movie villains are better, this is just cartoonish.
>>145891443
meeting her at the casino I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_wGkY_meXk
>>145895939
>>145886583
>>145887458
I'm glad you all like it.
>>145891443
Miranda a cute. She's a bit neglected though, compared to Liara Tali and Ash.
ded
>>145898579
not yet, but almost
GETH
>trust in americans to keep the thread up
>get disappointed
>>145902882
is there a national burger eating competition or something?
>>145895939
Wish me goodnight
Replaying ME2
Post ending in 7 chooses my class
Post ending in 3 chooses my waifu
Post ending in 5 chooses paragade or renegon
>>145904785
Engineer. Miranda. Renegade
>>145904785
infiltrator
miri
renegade
>>145905093
Thank fuck, I love Miranda.
>>145903976
good night
>>145905242
Thank you!
>>145860413
>"You've talked enough" option
>Shepard hits him in the face
Yeah that totally seems like an adequate reaction
>>145905153
good man
>>145904785
Infiltrator
Paragon
>>145904785
adept
full paragon
https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbmdqbZD
Hey. We made a general discussion for casual philosophy (as relates to games) and porn. Since we realized that there doesn't seem to be one yet.
>>145904785
Fucking infiltrator
>>145904785
adept
do people really like to play engineer?
>>145909380
it's just a meme I think
>>145909380
Presumably.
>>145912380
but why? it's even more boring than playing soldier
>>145874420
Canadian here.
I know why.
Most of us like sniffing our own smug farts.
>>145913232
what a horrible peculiarity
>>145909380
It has the best 'tools' for shields and armor but I find it kinda boring to play.
Some of the multiplayer engies are fun though.
>>145904785
So far it's Miranda and Paragon, just need a class now.
>>145916773
>>145904785
soldier
Page ten!
>Andromeda
>can't play as a guy because muh empowered female lead
There goes 60% of the fanbase feeling alienated Shepherd was always canon a male character.
>>145917148
source?
if you're basing this off them only showing female ryder or whoever in the latest trailer, it's probably just a pandering / GET WITH THE TIMES RACIST SEXIST CIS-SCUM GRANDPA thing.
I highly doubt they'd make it female only in a mainline entry. And if they do, you can still lesbian it up with some Asari or female krogan or something.
>>145917819
EA is pretty "progressive" however I think its canon with the timeline being that she just might be Liara and Shepherd's daughter. Asari can only have female babies.
>>145918148
wouldn't she be a blueberry then?
>>145917148
>Shepherd was always canon a male character
>>145918217
Yes she would, that guy is retarded.
>>145918217
No Shepherd has some strong ass genes man, he probably fucked Liara old school earth style.
>>145918217
Daughter could be Samantha's new MC does look like a Caucasian and black mix.
>>145918270
it's true, however much you want to have it the other way round or however much Bioware retcons their own lore.
cover: maleshep
default character: male soldier
meanwhile femshep seems like an afterthought and changes her appearance from game to game, ending up as a most horribly disfigured red-haired monster in ME3
if post ends in 6, I'm playing Adept.
Also, I wish they kept ME2's shockwave over ME3's. ME3's is so lame.
>>145917148
>>145918148
>>145918426
>>145919052
You're playing infiltrator son.
>Had a crazy dream last night about having sex with an old partner
>Had sex with an old partner irl
And they say don't believe in dreams. So how was your day, meg?
>>145864952
>So nah, the Genophage arc was the only well done part of ME3.
I'd add Grunt surviving and Grissomwith Jack
>>145871974
Former GeoW or Halo writer. I forget which.
>>145919732
how old was he?
>>145920663
REKT
>>145891443
I wouldn't know. After ME2, I can never say no to Jack. Which is a real same, since I also love Mirandaand Samara
>>145920663
23? 24.
>>145920663
>>145920771
Just noticed the
>he
Too tired to play games at this hour.
>>145920775
I thought you were over 30? how is 23 or 24 older than you? are you Benjamin Button?
>>145919732
Pretty good.
>>145920775
well, does Jack have any cute stuff in 3 / Citadel?
>>145921490
are you memeing and don't understand what he means by old partner
>>145924012
I read 'older'
good night meg. die well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT1ircqQklo
>>145927321
yeah yeah, good night
ded rising
>>145919003
There's no canon Shepard. That's not the point of the games. There was a default Shepard, who was used primarily for marketing purposes, but that's it. Forcing everyone to play female would be incredibly stupid; BioWare isn't going to do thatI think
So what exactly is everyone's complaint about the new stuff that got shown?
Everyone's been rather vague about it.
>>145935238
Well /v/ was complaining that the asari in the trailer was ugly.
>>145935479
Really? I thought the facial animation was pretty good, at least better than ME3..
Or was it only about how "attractive" the asari was?
>>145935479
Both. Personally I wasn't really seeing how Bioware's "bad anatomy is a sign of poor craftsmanship" but then again I'm not a toilet fueled by rage.
It's hard for me to get mad about how attractive an alien is or not.
>>145883936
Thanks anon
Played ME2 and ME3, imported a ME1 save to keep wrexie.
Should I play ME1 and if so is there any mods etc I should install to overcome its age? If I should then eh, same thing as
>>145904785
Also dubs decides if I save ash or kaiden. If no dubs is get I'll save Kaiden.
>>145937143
Ah shit it's ded?
Try again later I suppose.
>you people actually freaked out over the asari balmeing sjw's
drones alive and well it seems
>>145938785
wat
http://orig01.deviantart.net/4a92/f/2016/169/6/7/untitled_by_therealdarkrevan-da6pzpe.jpg
>>145924012
Jack has her cute and fun moments. She also has some sentimental moments. The punch and the kiss, teasing about branding her ass for him, popping Shepard's thermal clip and the tattoo scene. But she is still very underused compared to Liara. Even compared to Tali.
>>145947628
Do you think she used enough eye shadow? Does she just smear charcoal on her eyelids? Why does the "asari" do it as well? Is this some kind of new tumblr meme?
>>145948142
Perhaps. I don't mind how they look to be honest but the Atari with eyebrows passed me right the fuck off
>>145950287
>Atari
Tablets were a mistake.
>>145950287
The asari you can pass as an alien thing. They do paint themselves, after all. Femryder, though? They both tick me off. The eyebrows on the asari most of all.
>meg didn't end up as a bad horror movie
survived the night this time, huh?
What weapons do you think will be in the new one?
>>145953894
something that's going to break established lore I think
>>145953894
A V E N G E R
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>>145951226
Listen it's 5:40 am and I'm on my phone cut me a break
>>145954823
no.
>>145955074
Pls
>>145955172
well okay, but just this once.
>>145919003
nah, you are wrong faggot
no matter how handsome you find mshep or how many times you jerk off to him, he still is not canon
please show yourself out
>>145956136
Why do you hate /meg/ so much? What did we ever do to you?
>>145956292
>Why do you hate /meg/ so much?
wtf, where does that come from?
I dont hate /meg/, but I dislike some posters more than others. I mostly just troll and bait, but that is not exclusively only here.
Hello /meg/
>>145938785
What?
>>145942652
I wonder if bioluminescent tattoos are a thing in ME, and if so which areas of Jack glow in the dark?
>>145953493
I really like the new ship. Canards a best.
>>145953894
An awkwardly held minigun, a submachine gun with a foregrip that is never used. A laser gun that has shitty hit detection.The headless corpse of an asari strapped to your back, and used to cast powerful biotics using a handheld interface connected to what was her spine.
>>145934057
qt.
I wonder if there are suits for quarians that are not quite skin tight, something looser and less uncomfortable as wearing a skintight suit 24/7. And in many fanfics, and ME itself theres' often moments where a quarian complains about not being able to touchher own body. Perhaps the puffier suits could have pockets that double as as way to manipulate her own body, gloves built into the suit or her or another to use. Maybe to readust injection ports, the various biometric sensors or scratch an itchy spot.
I imagine the puffy suits could be filled with sterilized water, for a bath, maybe she'd even be able to use thelooser nature of the suit to worm her arms out of her sleeves and do things.I think a few straps could hold excess fabric in place
>>145956812
>I wonder if bioluminescent tattoos are a thing in ME, and if so which areas of Jack glow in the dark?
>>145957603
I could see Jack tattooing her vulva with bioluminescent ink, with swirling patterns and stripes like those on her legs.
Probably nipples too.
>>145958684
>shepard gets a gene-mod that lets his penis and cum glow
>The ending of Mass Effect 3 was so awful we had to abandon the galaxy for hundreds of years
>Mac Walters is still writing
So is it humanity's destiny to systematically destroy one galaxy after another until we've returned the universe to a state of nothingness?Are we the Reapers?
>>145953493
I do wish the name were a bit more inspired. Though, I suppose if it's an exploratory vessel, it might get a different schematic.
Still, "Normandy" was such an incredible name for a warship, and the name alone carried a lot of weight. "Tempest" doesn't really do it for me, but I also can't think of anything better right now.
>>145956136
>I wonder if there are suits for quarians that are not quite skin tight, something looser and less uncomfortable as wearing a skintight suit 24/7. And in many fanfics, and ME itself theres' often moments where a quarian complains about not being able to touchher own body. Perhaps the puffier suits could have pockets that double as as way to manipulate her own body, gloves built into the suit or her or another to use. Maybe to readust injection ports, the various biometric sensors or scratch an itchy spot.I imagine the puffy suits could be filled with sterilized water, for a bath, maybe she'd even be able to use thelooser nature of the suit to worm her arms out of her sleeves and do things.I think a few straps could hold excess fabric in place
2eddy4me
>ship's named Tempest
>Miranda isn't in the game
down the drain
>tfw rejected, again
so how's your day, /meg/?
>>145964189
Not sure if brain damage or just several more levels of irony that mere mortals operate on.
>.png
kys
>>145964712
Not necessarily mutually exclusive, either.
>>145961774
Was her weapon the Tempest?
>>145962847
Cautious about the scratches on my back. Did some weights, had a salad.
>>145967167
Is sex really this rare in your life that xou need to constantly remind some anons about it?
>>145967764
No.Just the one that involves the crazy ex.
Tripfags are attentionwhores and should be forbidden
>>145969843
I don't have a trip. You can take up my name, post some shit that is against the rules and get me banned.
Also, I know I sometimesoftentalk about personal stuff, but it's just another way to bump. And who knows; we might even spark a conversation out of it. At least I'm trying something.
>>145970402
>trying to discuss things with people who hide behind their anonymity
>>145970548
I dunno. You got me there.
>femshep fandom
I want to kiss my waifu's butt.
>>145973197
Kissing her cheek? Her forehead? The top of her head?
>>145974396
too lewd. remove
>>145973197
Liara thinks the same
>>145974867
whose butt is that? is she unfaithful to sheploo?
>>145978851
suppose to be fmeshep butt
Gotta take a dump, don't die.
>>145982729
>tfw you realize you've never actually played Pinnacle Station
>>145987595
One shouldn't, from what I've heard.
>>145987595
I've never played it, either.
>>145987595
yea my me2 and me3 are full dlc'd but apparently I've downloaded me without dlcs and made 20+ playthroughs without doing pinnacle station
>>145992828
Why does she have magazines in her vest, and not thermal clips or those blocks of metal that the guns shave projectiles from?
>>145993219
That's what makes you ask question? Not the nanosuit from Crysis 2, or the chainsword? Or whatever the backpack thing is?
Plus, if the weapons developers in Mass Effect were smarter, you'd make magazines of thermal clips with automatic ejection and insertion. 10 to 30 clips per mag, 6-8 mags in your vest. Literally thousands of rounds worth.
>>145993715
Why not just attach a small tube full of coolant to the gun, the tube would run along the arm and be fed from reserves carried on the back. No need to switch magazines, just keep shooting. When the gun is empty of coolant it'll just act like one of the guns from ME1.
The chainsword is a bit silly, it's so big. I think Jack would carry a big gun rather than a big sword, she just doesn't seem like a sword-person.
I want to do a Judge Dredd play through. Ideas?
>>145994503
Remember the three sea-shells.
Squatting, fit waifus?
>http://imgur.com/gallery/NOLYInA
>>145994503
Where your helmet always
never use a paragon interrupt
always use renegade interrupt
don't romance anyone
>>145993219
>>145993219
>>145993715
Can we take a moment to appreciate how delightfully convoluted the lore for the firearms in ME is? They could have used lasers, or just regular guns.
But no, what we do in 2178 is we take a chunk of raw lead, put it in a gun, and shave off shards that are barely millimeters in length but are projected at speeds that can tear right through armor, flesh and bone with ease.
It's so sci-fi and I love it
>>145997027
biotics overcompensate this
>>145997027
My only real gripe with them is that the setting goes out of its way to make waste heat a big deal, but its never ever mentioned where all the power actually comes from.
>>145985167
Does Halo unofficially own the rights to smooth, symmetrical extraterrestrial installations? Becasue that's the first thing I thought of when I looked at this.
>>145997027
I love it too.
That's why I'm not a fan of thermal clips and the way they try and make sci-fi less sci-fi.
>>145970402
OCD and Western are prolific enough with their posting that I couldn't care less if they post something completely unrelated/vulgar/autistic.
Until the new game comes out and we actually have stuff to discuss again, more isn't necessarily less for /meg/
>>145996487
That's a nicetan
>>145997325
>they shitpost so much I don't mind it when they shitpost really hard
Is this what Stockholm Syndrome looks like?
>>145998238
>Stockholm Syndrome
isn't there a frecklebeast pic about that?
>>145997191
The weapons have automated collapsing functions as well, so...I guess they have an internal battery?
Remember to charge those rifles, people. Do it overnight while you sleep.
>>145997253
They just needed to hamfist a reload function in there because normies couldn't into burst fire or range finding. I've seen people who are savants at CoD get their shit pushed in during the first mission of ME1 because its gunplay is so unorthodox.
>>145998238
This is what desperation, boredom, and Stockholm's all looks like, mixed together in one general
>>145998517
>lay down some suppressing fire!
>"ah shit. forgot to plug in my gun. honestly, I'm so forge-"
>gets shot
Your least favorite waifu has to birth your kid (canon biology aside), but your favorite waifu has to raise it. How does this go?
>>145994697
that's demolition man
>>145998668
Call of duty doesn't really require skill though. most gameplay from call of duty boils down to: run around like a retard.
Spray full auto with your tactical golden assault rifle.
Get killed by another guy running around like a retard, spraying wildly as you try and call in a tomahawk-predator-heliopter-bomber-gunship killstreak.
>>145999107
While initially displeased with the amorphous blob of black goop, we try our best to mold the eternal rot's offspring into something less repulsive. qt quar waifu helps it walk by filling one of her stiff old suits with it. The 'child' just eats through the mushy inner lining and the visor cracks from the pressure. We feed it regular food from the start, and try and ignore the disconcerting smoke from what should be its mouth, and the smell of death and despair.
We laugh awkwardly when it melts through our bed, and buy a titanium pressure vessel for it to rest in.
It melts through that too.
After many years we realize that no matter how much love we pour into it, it'll only be a small drop in a vast ocean of rot, as we gaze at the semi-sentient black puddle dissolving its third pacifier for the day we realize what must be done.
A few months later we decide to throw it into the star, and build a new house on another planet. The stench just budge. We leave behind a ghostly pale house and a small mountain of empty bottles of cleaning agents.
>>145994207
C-O-D- A-U-D-I-E-N-C-E
>>145994503
Burst into Bioware Montreal offices during business hours, yell 'YOU BETRAYED THE LORE' at the top of your lungs then start shooting people.
>>145998370
>you will never be kept as sex slave in her dungeon, developing a deep attraction to her
just kill me already
>>146000519
Cawadooty is definitely less skill-intensive than some other shooters, but I think it's a fair analogue for how different ME1s gunplay is. Of all my friends who played it, maybe 1 out of every 10 had anything to say about the gunplay other than "it was so clunky."
Personally I love the combat of ME1. It's my favorite of the series, mostly because you can feel the curve of it as you learn the patterns, unlock better gear andgit gud
>>146000519
what waifu surrogate mother could you possibly be describing?
femshep?
>>146001114
>start infiltrator run
>you are commander
>cant snipe an enemy 50+ meters away from you without crosshair all over the place
gunplay in me1 was shit, thanks god they sorted it out
>m8 and vindicator shoot the same
I like the variety they added to the guns
So did Karpyshyn have any input into Andromeda?
>>145996708
This is about what I was thinking. I tried to start a similar run in a previous play through but found I never had enough paragon OR renegade to absolve the higher level situations.
>tfw commit to no space waifu for three games
>>146001486
just add paragon/renegade points over console, gibbed
the whole mechanic doesnt work.
the first time you come to the citadel after finishing the first mission this admiral wants to inspect the ship and you already need 10 points in renegade to have all options.
It is possible to get them, but it fucks over your talent tree really hard in the beginning.
>tfw people prefer to play with the King of Beta Cucks
>>145998370
>isn't there a frecklebeast pic about that?
I wouldn't know.
>>146001381
I was a faggot who played through as a soldier, so I never had too much trouble with the sights, but I wanted to kill myself whenever I had to bust out a sniper rifle myself.
That's why I dragged Garrus with me on most missions, his Assassination skill was very useful.
Speaking of, why did they remove class-based/weapons-based comat skills? At first there were at least two or three different powers, then they just relegated everybody to Concussive Shots.
>phantom armor's helmet doesn't come off in conversations
fuck me
Too bad this is the coolest armor they've ever made. Don't care how edgy it is.
>>146001381
>Level1 infiltrator with just 1 point in sniper rifles.
Do a better allocation of skill points, if you want that to be reflected in your character. Don't put one skill point into everything and expect to be a master of all. It's like people don't understand the meaning of practicing with something till you get good. I guess this is the power of the instant-gratification generation
>>146001486
dredd is too pure to be tied down by a waifu
>>146001274
Diana Allers, the eternal rot.
She who creeps behind the walls, whose puffy cheeks contain horrors beyond comprehension. With a dress too tight not to be skin, and dead eyes that see a world alien to us. She is the ultimate horror, the individual who is as repulsive a you're waifu is perfect. She is a necessary creature, there to keep the delicate balance of the world, but she is also indescribably alien. All near her feel unease at a primal level, their souls anchored in this world sense that she is from someplace else. Someplace ancient. An irrational impulse to either run or destroy her overcomes those unlucky few to gaze into her foetid eyes. She doesn't care, and never resists. Even as black ichor flows from her thick fatty skin.
Kill her, she bursts from a sewer on another world. Burn her, she reforms from a heap of garbage. Space her, and her frozen shards rain upon a doomed world.
Lay with her, and she will haunt you. Her scent infusing itself in your skin, blotchy handprints wherever she touched you. Until she finds new prey. hen they fade, and you are left with nothing but the memories.
Always wearing that dress, always with her camera drone, and always accompanied by an aura of despair and abnormal wrongness. Her form is false and her smile means nothing.
The few times she and your waifu meet reality trembles. It is only at this point she can be killed, but only by killing waifu as well. Only then can balance be maintained.
>>146002467
Thats why i never used any helmet, are you sure there is not a mod for that tho?
>>146002659
you fucking spastic have you even ever played infiltrator?
you need 8 points atleast to make aiming not a fucking shore.
you are a commander with the first choice weapon sniper, I fucking think he should know how to hold a rifle steady.
and with all this space future shit I hoped he would aim better than a private first class first time using a rifle.
you ugly faggot, I can play me1 without even spending a point in marksman skill.
Why? because I quickscope fagget. a skill I trained while being a faggot kid playing counterstrike all day.
I drop every shit in ME without a problem, but I always think about that casual pleb who tries to play sniper class and drops the game immediatlyy after the first 20 minutes.
How do you guys feel about the fact that a woman will be ''canon'' in the next ME?
In the pasts ME male Shepard was on every video while now it seems the opposite.
>>146003208
>you fucking spastic have you even ever played infiltrator?
Being this edgy.
Grow up faggot.
>>146003191
It's a whole armor set so there's no individual pieces.
Not gonna install a mod though, my Shepard is kinda uglybecause it looks like me.
>>146003208
I can hardly believe someone wrote this seriously.
>>146003372
>Not gonna install a mod though, my Shepard is kinda ugly because it looks like me.
kek
Imho, best Shepard is default Shepard.
Is the canon Shep imho, there is no reason in changint his appearance.
>>146003482
I hope you got the gerneral gist of it.
They got it better in ME2 where you had a slowdown to enable you to actually aim and not make shooting a sniper more complex than ARMA
>>146003515
It's an RPG that lets me choose, so I always self insert like a fag on subsequent playthroughs.
>>146003515
>Imho, best Shepard is default Shepard.
>Is the canon Shep imho
please stop forcing this shitty meme
>>146001095
>just kill me already
I'd love to
>>146004046
It takes a strong man to deny what's right in front of him.
>>146004046
>forcing this shitty meme
Its the truth. your tears wont change reality.
>>146005424
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Youre right. I know it is canon but im just sad :(
