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Downloads:
>Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories
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Links:
>Pastebin containing Witcher gear locations, TW1+2 and books info
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>Console Commands Currently broken
http://www.mmo-game.eu/witcher-3-debug-console-commands/
>Where do I find Gwent cards?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15RUB-aG3Y2mRY3oWyNY1TlfDTRE-ySgNURUfTpMH0XQ/edit?usp=sharing
http://www.gwentcards.com/
>Witcher lore series for newfriends
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>All vanilla Gwent cards ready to be printed out
http://imgur.com/a/gV1y5
>Redirect to the current thread
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Cyberpunk 2077
>First trailer
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>Creator about Cyberpunk 2077's world
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Previous thread: >>145539773
ded game
First for Ciri
ded thread
Dettlaffdeserved to die and should not be mourned
>when you forget to take out the [Embed]s
My excuse is there was a panic to make a new thread and I'm tired
nth for JorundRIP bro ;_;
I decided to get Assassins of Kings after I finished Wild Hunt.
I wanted to ask, which are the best bombs to use?
>tfw dead ciri end
>collected all the armor sets
>did all the side quests
>finished B&W
>feel dead inside
Has anyone had funplaying anything elselately, need something to do while I wait for the first book to show up.PC or PS4
>>145620740
I got the dead Ciri end in my first playthrough and immediately started another game.
>>145621572
Ditto. I was fucking confused then I looked it up, found out I was a bad dad and started back at the latest possible checkpoint for me to be a good dad.
Reminder that Skellige deck is non-canon. Gwent is an ancient tradition and it's perfect just the way it is
>>145621365
I'm getting into hoi4 once i finish b&w
>>145622161
wise dwarfs
What potions / ingredients should I bring to the Epilogue of The Witcher (yes, the 1st one)?
>>145620584
Should have done the other way round. It's been years since I played W2, but I remember that there's only a handful bombs in it and they barely have variety / synergy. I always kept a few on me from all, kept in mind what can I afford to re-craft and used them accordingly.
Does Geralt fuck with his medallion on? That seems like it would be uncomfortable a lot of the time, depending on the position.
GUYS MY ROACH IS BROKEN. SHE REFUSES TO GO ANY FASTER THAN A CANTER NO MATTER WHERE I AM IN THE GAME'S WORLD.
>he didn't kill Jan Karadin and help Lambert
Explain yourselves.
>>145625710
He had a family and Lambert's a dickhead
I'll let him get my sloppy Kiera seconds in exchange
Give Gearlt brown hair and he's LITERALLY Zach McGowan from Black Sails.
Sheeiit.
Fuck did the latest patch break all the mods again
>>145625579
save and load
>>145625710
Karadin was probably telling the truth (that the cat witcher attacked first), and Lambert is a faggot.
>>145625773
>>145626636
CORRECTUS
>>145626636
>>145626852
>>145625773
Low IQ detected. The wiki explains it pretty well. You all make shit detectives.
http://witcher.wikia.com/wiki/Jad_Karadin
>inb4 w-wikifag ad hominem
>>145627001
I did hesitate a bit about the slave trade shit with the letter to Hammond but I stopped giving a shit because It's Lambert
Fuck
>>145626074
Their faces are similar but McGowan's jaw is way too weak and he'd not buffed enough for a such role. (Yes, I've seen his half-naked pics). Aside from that, good catch.
>>145624212
Believe me, in such situations you wouldn't give a fuck about your medallion either. I haven't checked but I think he has his piece on him all the time. Just a guess though.
>>145627001
i was only pretending to be stupid :^)
lambert is a dick though senpai
>this Open Sesame quest
all this shit for me to sell that I got from the vault
>>145627001
Glad I always killed him
Just finished Blood and Wine and got one of the tragic endings
I'm so sad
No more Witcher 3
No more Blood and Wine
>>145628118
Which ending is tragic to? They've all something to be tragic.
YOU'LL CHOKE TO DEATH ON 3 POUNDS OF STEEL
>>145627001
There's no proof in any of that. I even bothered to look up that letter and there's nothing incriminating in it. Why would Karadin refuse to work with Hammond if he was still involved in the slave trade? The rest is just speculation, and Geralt shouldn't kill someone without proof because hot-headed Lambert thinks he's a bad guy.
>>145628712
Both dying, I did everything right except I was a smartass to Syanna after killing the Big Bad Wolf
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Dragoneye%20VIII/video/18588363
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
I JUST WANTED SOME DIAGRAMS
Women aren't cool.
Ciri in Witcher 4 would be a disaster. There's a reason Ciri is a side character in Sapkowski's novels.
Where the hell is the talking Roach quest again?
>>145630057
>Motion blur
>>145631160
Poor bait
>>145631324
It's not bait because you don't like my post, anon. Grow up.
>>145631160
I'd prefer a fucking Dandelion game before any female protagonist Witcher game.
>mfw yen has a toxic personality and has literally had over a hundred dicks in her
>>145631397
But Ciri is a major character in the books.
You would know this if you had actually read them
>>145631954
I said she was a side character, what you said doesn't dispute that, fucktard.
>destroy all in gwent
>no new challenges or cards to aim for
>only shitty random merchants to play against
why live?
>>145632109
you could play against your bro BB :^)
>>145632082
If she's a side character, why do the books focus on what she's doing 50% of the time? Oh right, because she's a main character
>>145632267
>>145632082
no one gives a shit what kind of character she is because she's a fanfic tier mary sue
>>145632109
i've lost against BB like 30% of the time i play against him. he's bretty good
>tfw I let go of the spies and embraced the Skellige deck
feels good
>>145632374
this, to be honest, famiglia
>>145632374
>>145632267
I haven't read the books. Are they good despite of Ciri?
Note: no ironic and/or contrarian opinions please
friends why is my steam downloading 2.9 gigs of witcher 3
>>145633241
You came to the wrong place for that
>>145633534
It's another patch that fixes nothing and breaks all your mods
YOU WERE EXPECTING A GIRLISH MARE? TOO BAD, IT'S ME, ROACH!
>>145633903
>letting brogierd die
Geralt's home is Kaer Morhen, not in Toussaint! Why are all the witchers abandoning the comfy castle? ;_;
>>145634418
Because the shitheap is crumbling
>>145633710
>Fixes issue whereby music/sound effects would sometimes not play.
>nothing
>>145634005
What? No I didn't.
I'm going to force-feed memes to your favorite character and there's nothing you can do about it
I JUST WISH I COULD ACTUALLY WALK INTO NOVIGRAD AND NOT GET 25 FRAMES
Outside of Novigrad I'm hitting 40+ but fucking Novigrad will be the death of me.
Also, if I start Hearts of Stone does it mainly take place in Novigrad?
>>145636867
It does not
>>145636867
It takes place in Oxenfurt and the woods
I'm so sad, /wtc/
I don't know what to do
I want to play this game so badly but I've done everything
>>145637074Time to rest, anon
So the reason a bunch of mods are being broken with 1.22 is because CDPR just took a lot of devs notes and debug comments in the latest patch. Interesting.
>>145637191
notes and comments in the scripts, that is.
Does anyone have a save in the middle of Velen? Like level 12 or so?
>open menu to repair some shit during the final sequence with Gaunter
>can hear the kids quietly singing the song in the background
WHY FAKIN PIRATE BOOTS WHY GERALT LOOKS LIKE A FAG CDPR NEED SOME STYLIST THEY HAVE SHITTY TASTE
What exactly is O' Dimm?
>>145638232
"The devil" is strongly implied but the witcher world doesn't really have gods or anything so who knows
>>145638232
Gaunter O'Dimm, the Man of Glass also known as Master Mirror, a humble merchant of mirrors
didn't want to kill him because he was funny
>>145638538
Why'd you want to kill sentient creatures anyway?
>>145638232
Your most reliable friend.
>go back to velen
>miss how pleasant and nice toussaint was
this place is so depressing
>>145638712
Why can't Temeria stop being such dirty peasants?
What are the best overhaul mods?
>>145638859
none
I liked Primer but the latest patch broke it
>>145638575
because he killed a bunch of humans?
lennie dies at the end of mice and men
>>145638908
What the hell does mice and men have to do with this
>>145638979
absolutely nothing
>>145638979
>>145639206
lennie is dangerous and a retard
like the troll
>tfw so much shit in my inventory that selling stuff or crafting things causes the game to crash 7 out of 10 times
>>145639282
Trolls are many, Lennie was one
Syanna is the best!
>>145639342
>
>>145634005
>accepting monetary compensation when you can have a purebred Nilfgaardian stallion instead
I'm richer than the Emperor, what do I need coin for?
>>145636472
But I hate everyone
>>145639323
i'm not saying kill all trolls
just the ones that kill and eat humans while living outside a major city
>>145639659
>what do I need coin for?
To make yourself not look like a retard in heavy armor.
>>145639659
What hairsyle is that? Elven rebel?
>>145639659
>ursine set
Just to be clear, it's literally impossible to go back and get Tesham Mutna armor after the quest, right?
>>145639962
Correct
Just finished whole b&w.
Am i little too late for the party?
>>145640312
Not at all
What was your favourite moment in the expansion?
>>145637074
>tfw long-time fan of the franchise ever since the 1st one
>tfw only about to start W3 for the first time in a few days
Originally, I wanted to play another W2 run before that (only played the game right after it's release) but given it's length and that I still remember most of the story 5 years later I haven't decided what to do.
>>145639962
yeah, same as the viper gear
pretty lame imo
>>145640670
Play the other half of W2 first. Most people go with Roche on their first playthrough, so I'm guessing you missed out on Iorveth's path.
>>145640670
reload a save of w2 from near the end of act 1 - before you decided who to side with
basically only the last 10% of act 1 is affected by who you side with, and act 2, act 3 is short as fuck
>>145640670
>>145640826
I STILL haven't finished a single W2 run, got to loc muinne and lost interest way back when, and I only started a playthough of W1 before dropping that. Plan on maybe finishing this second play of W3 then going back, I need to read the books too. Might see if there are audio readings of them to listen to while I'm at work.
>>145640670
shit i envy you :3 enjoy
>>145640471
when i removed curse from marlene
totally didnt expected that, thought that this spoon monster will be just another monster that i have to put down
regis and dettlaff going on rampage in dun tynne was pretty cool
mandragora party was ok too
but honestly, i liked HoS better. A little better.
>>145639414
regis is a fucking bro and i dont care what anyone says
Do you guys like the potion system in this game, or do you prefer the way it worked in 1/2?
>>145640826
>Most people go with Roche on their first playthrough
I don't get this, and doubt it unless the Witcher fandom has generally bad taste. Going with Roche is basically betraying the expectations of your bros Dandelion and Zoltan. And for what? Roche? Geralt would choose to go with Iorveth.
>>145641175
i found 2 pretty shitty unless you knew beforehand where fights were going to take place
although i did find that ACTUALLY MAKING THE POTIONS was more rewarding, rather then infinite refills
>>145641175
I preferred 1st, most realistic
2nd was shit
>>145641425
>>145641295
Alright it's been to fucking long since I've player either, what was the difference between 1 and 2?
>>145641272
>helping a terrorist in a futile civil war vs siding with someone that helps you while trying to clear your name
>>145641175
"Sit-down-and-prep" was nice for lore but TW3 is less tedious. I mostly ignored potions until TW3.
>>145641272
Dandy Lion literally works for Roche. Roche also saved you from a certain death - and he wants to clear your name.
Don't get me wrong, I prefer Iorveth's path, but the game doesn't give you many reasons to jump ship, it's just easier to stay with Roche.
>>145639962
Yeah, but one of the routes towards the end has a red version of the armor that's level 51.
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
>>145641716
I pick the meme
Why is god punishing us
>>145641716
Fuck off, Syanide is fashionable.
Also, Regis is really weak to walls, columns and other architectural non-hazards.
>>145640826
You guessed it right, that was my plan too - to side with Iorveth in Act 2 and do the (otherwise not that long) extra content that came with the EE. I'm just not sure if it's worth to invest that ~40 hour into it instead of the famously long W3.
>>145640930
Great idea, although back then I didn't import my W1 save to W2. Something I regret still to this day, despite knowing that it gives you little advantage and a pain in the ass to make it work (I'm not playing the ENG version).
>>145641272
What >>145641650 said - personally, I prefer to stick to being neutral whenever I have a chance, but once you inevitably tangle into situations where you have to pick a side, the Roche / Order option tend to be more intuitive.
>>145641898
Because you're looking for shitty mods
>>145642130
>I'm just not sure if it's worth to invest that ~40 hour into it instead of the famously long W3
It'll be worth it, anon. Besides, going back to the previous games after W3, and, what's even worse, W3's dlcs, is going to be painful. Extremely so.
>back then I didn't import my W1 save to W2
Don't worry about that if you plan to import your save to W3 - it doesn't check your W1 choices at all.
Huh Skellige deck is actually pretty good
>>145642638
Seems okay if you stick to one or two gimmicks (Weather, Muster, Beserker).
>>145642638
Literal meme deck.
The fact that they picked it over Nilfgaard is a fucking affront to humanity
>>145642130
>>145641650
Geralt wouldn't side with Henselt against underdog non-humans (and Zoltan). That would come before his desire to clear his name.
>>145642910
>muh deck of spies and 10 point archers and artillery
>>145641467
You could drink potions in combat during TW1
>>145641716
I choose the Male of Reflecting Surfaces
>>145642638
Yep. Skellige is good. I haven't lost with it yet, now that I have all the cards. I recommend ditching all the berserkers, though.
>>145642910
Nilfgaard is the meme. Let go of the spies and be free.
>>145643025
Geralt hates the scoia'tael and would never associate with them
okay i decided to play w3 finally, who do i romance: redhead or blackhead?
>>145643308
Read the books then decide
>>145643308
who do you like better
>>145643308
Blackhead if you're a lazy piece of shit that's tired of adventuring
Redhead if you fucking love politics
>>145643308
Yen
Holy shit this Dwarf in the gwent tourney is fucking retarded
>>145643308
Lots of waifufags but if you actually play the game you'll know that it is actually a daughterfu simulator.
>>145643343
I read them a long time ago and don't remember much about relationships other than "married to yen"
>>145643352
I don't know anymore. Maybe Triss?
>>145643489
>I don't know anymore.
Then just play the game. You only have to choose like half-way through it.
Don't let this shithole pick for you, they're both great.
Based Muslim
Also if Gwents an ancient past time how come all the factions are modern?
>>145642483
Extremely? I only wanted to go back to W2 to refresh the memories (recently did it with W1 too), and to finally see Iorveth's side too. I'm also leaning towards doing a (strictly not completionist) 2nd run, just to be able to see the big picture.
>it doesn't check your W1 choices at all.
From what I gathered so far, importing a W2 save to W3 makes minimal impact in general. The W1 - W2 import has pretty lame parts too (like limited equipment import), but it's still the better from the two. Besides, I'd stick to my 1st W2 save anyway.
>>145643825
>consider_the_following.jpg
Maybe the game always had 4 factions, but the names of the factions and cards changed over time.
>>145643825
My Blave is only lvl 46 sadly but I used it till the end. Cleared the Gwent tourney too early.
>these giant centipedes in BaW
I just love needlessly drawn out fights
>>145644169
Better yet are the flowers.
>>145643920
>I only wanted to go back to W2 to refresh the memories
Exactly why you should do it before starting up W3.
>importing a W2 save to W3 makes minimal impact in general
There are two choices that make some difference (not to the main story, but to your personal enjoyment, I'd say), but yes, this is correct.
>>145643593
>triss
>great
kek
What does Yennefer smell like?
>>145644424
Anime.
>>145644424
my penus wenus of course
>>145644424
Dettlaff
>>145626184
This game really has some of the best animating. TW3 is like a medieval kung-fu movie with impractical but incredibly stylish combat.
>>145638232
He is -
Gaunter
O'
Dimm
>>145644424
Lilac and Geralt's berries
>>145644291
You at least get a chance to hit the flowers, the centipedes have no qualm about spending 90% of the fight underground.
>>145644614
>>145644757
Why does she have the circle?
>leveling heavy attacks
I don goofed, didn't i.
>>145644757
TRAP
>>145619721
Yen is beauty
>>145644839
Just get Rend and Whirl
>>145638712
>Temeria
>Anything more than a shithole
>>145644839
I get both.
>>145644885
Your grammar is horribly
>>145644913
BUT IT'S OUR SHITHOLE GERALT NEVER FORGET FOLTEST
t. Roche
>>145644885
How the fuck hard can texture modding be? I want to replace the chainmail mnatle on the superior wolf jacket with the leather mantle on the mastercrafted wolf, tons of idiots on the nexus do texture swapping so it can't be that hard
>>145644169
YRDEN
TRAP IT WITH YRDEN
So how many monsters are actually native to the world?
>>145645230
None
>>145645230
Sylvia Anna
So whats the missing Trophy for my house am I missing right now? I have the fist fight and gwent ones
>>145645623
But humans aren't native
>>145645648
I think you can take the dick statue
>>145645757
Dick statue goes in your yard. Beside the cellar entrance.
>>145645648
Golden stick of joy, you get it for saving Marlene.
>>145645832
>Golden stick of joy
Well meme'd
>>145644296
Okay, I guess it's settled then. Thanks for the input!
>>145645230
None, if I remember to the W1 lore right. They all came with the Conjunction of Spheres.
>>145645960
But what's the deal with nonhumans? There are a lot of elven ruins underground, did they come before humans or did some of their architecture get flung into earth during the conjunction somehow?
>>145645832
Well that's stupid after a quick google search I never even knew there was another option with that monster thing.
Can you still get it if you killed it?
>>145646045
There's no trophy for saving lifting the wight's curse
>>145646014
The continent where Witcher takes place was home of all the non human races. Then the humans came and told them to fuck off.
HYPED
Y
P
E
D
what did he mean by this?
>>145646471
Sounds good. I'm not digging the design of the "table" right now though. Seems so cluttered.
i already have BaW installed but in gog after downloading the latest patch i saw the BaW box was unticked
after ticking it, it now wants to download like 9gb
can i just cancel this shit considering i'm already midway through the dlc?
Anyone dicked around with the debug console commands much?
I missed one of the event quests (A Walk On The Waterfront), and I was wondering if spawning the NPC involved via console commands would enable me to start it up. Apparently he died at some point when I was walking around in the city. Fucker.
>>145646471
>Gwent will have a better main story than W3
H-hype!
>>145646108
Except there is. Denial isn't going to help, you know.
>>145639934
It's "shaved with a ponytail"
>>145641716
>caries a purse
It's a satchel and how is that a weakness, exactly?
>>145648056
He might drop it.
>>145644512
What does Dettlaff smell like?
>>145648129
Sheer masculinity
>>145648129
Lilac and gooseberries :3
>>145648202
But that's what Yennefer smells like!
>>145648202
N-no he doesn't!
Finishing up my first playthrough of TW2, and Triss is so pathetic it's not even funny. I can't believe anyone would even go save her instead of helping Saskia or doing whatever you do in Roche's path
>>145648235
And Yennefer smells like Dettlaff
>>145648235
Exactly.
>>145648098
Impossible. He's always holding onto it with one hand.
>>145648275
Which leaves him with only one free hand and that is quite the disadvantage.
>>145648129
He smells like innocence and grass, old books and affection.
>>145648257
I agree with you but she kinda is Geralt's friend so I can see Geralt going after her, even though he got his memories back.
>>145620114
earliest post, worst post
lmao
what?
>you can still be innocent after committing 5 murders as long as someone is blackmailing you
>>145648917
The question is: Do you think Dettlaff is responsible for the deaths or do you think the people behind the scenes are responsible for the killings?
>>145648917
You are suffering from blood poisoning and not thinking clearly, Geralt. Trust me when I tell you Dettlaff is as much an injured party as those 4 men he murdered. We have to sacrifice Syanna for the good of the duchy.
>>145649004
i thought it would be clear to anyone that they share responsibility
just because i empathize with dedlaff doesn't mean he's innocent.
>>145649085
Both Syanna and Detlaff ded > Syanna and Annarietta reconciled >>> Syanna ded, Detlaff alive
>>145649120
Maybe not entirely but he's as much a victim as the men he has been forced to kill
Keep going through the main quest and you'll get a better and bigger picture to work with
>>145649120
No one's innocent in the witcherverse.
Both Syanna and Dettlaff can be sympathized with until the large attack on Beuauclair, after which Dettlaff definitely cannot be forgiven.
>>145649341
The attack only happened because Anarietta refused to listen to Regis and Geralt
>>145649341
>not sympathizing with the man who starts the beta uprising
>>145649158
>tfw no option to kill Annarietta and leave Syanide pill to rot in a cell forever
She threw two guys in jail for high treason, who were only tangentially involved in the whole plot and didn't have any idea of its true nature, yet when it comes to dealing with the mastermind suddenly she's all about her fee-fees and not you know, seeing any kind of justice done. Like most people in Toussaint, she's about upholding virtue and law when it suits her to do so.
>>145649361
The attack only happened because Detlaff's a manchild with too much power.
>>145649341
He didn't personally kill anyone in the attack.
>>145649435
No. Had Anarietta let Regis finish talking and seen reason, Syanna would have gone to Dettlaff and since he wouldn't have gone for four days after his three day deadline and worked himself up, he might have been content with only just being told the truth and at worst, Syanna would be the only one to die while everyone else could live happily ever after.
guys did you vowed or didnt?
>>145631678
worst way-foo to be perfectly honest with you
>>145649435
No, the attack only happened because her royal bitchiness stopped Syanna from going to talk things over with Detlaff. She allowed her subjects to die.
Dettlaff gave an ultimatum of 3 days for Syanna to be surrendered to him and only initiated the attack after 7 days because he was, understandably, beyond aggravated by that point.
>>145649687
I didn't. I also didn't ask Regis to guarantee Syanna's safety.
>>145636867
fix ur busted ass pc senpai
>>145649852
>>145649675
>>145649361
Dettlaff shouldn't have made that ultimatum to begin with. He wasn't being blackmailed at that point or fighting some noble cause. He was just mad (justifiably) at being tricked. That doesn't justify killing an entire city. Anna didn't realize the danger or she would've conceded.
I'm going to steal Denise's vocal cords
can anyone with a complete map tell me what these question marks are?
they're the only points of interest i have left in the dlc
Post royalty who literally did nothing wrong
>>145650006
He made the ultimatum because his blackmailer had given him a similar three day ultimatum. The fact that he didn't actually go through with it until four days after his deadline speaks greatly for his character
Anarietta would have realised the danger if she had let Regis talk instead of yelling at him and storming off
>>145650120
>can anyone with a complete map tell me what these question marks are?
No
>>145619721
Is server guy going to upload the 1.22 update?
>>145650123
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VFD_oxpVPk
>meeting the emperor is his study like a common footsoldier instead of in the throne room
>all that cut content
I will forever be mad
Pfeh, I killed them all, and let detlaff go free. I really hated the duchess & Syanna. They reminded me of my past Ex's. Bros B4 Hos baby!
>>145650836
You can't kill both sisters and simultaneously let Dettlaff live.
I’m just really frustrated with this heavy handed BULLSHIT???
So very first time playing Witcher I was so thoroughly mesmerized by Yennefer that despite her being an uber bitch I was all kinds of down to play puppy dog eyes at her for all of time.
I became disenchanted a bit when she decided she had to know if her love with Geralt was ‘real’ because hey why mess up a good thing? Geralt is sexy; bitch whats your damn problem…?? but I can understand a bitch wanting to be independent. Fine. ANYWAY, my point is I did not notice how much of my flirting with Yen wasn’t actively part of the choices I had made through out the game
UNTIL THIS PLAYTHROUGH!!??!
So Triss said the infamous, “well you keep hoping Yenefer will stop treating you like a dog some day so…” That shit stuck with me cause after you get over how fucking intense Yen’s hair is. Triss is fucking right. So thinking logically as I always do, I figured I had to give Triss a real shot. (I didn’t play either of the first two games so this was my first time getting to know this cutie.)
So playthrough number 2 is happening, I’m angsty to get to Triss. Tell her she’s awesome. WATCH HER ADORABLE ASS GET TIPSY AND FALL OFF A FOUNTAIN WALL IN TO MY ARMS. Triss is really what’s up. She’s sweet and considerate and really well rounded. I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T NOTICE HER BEFORE. idiot. She deserves a happy ending. ANyway, then it’s time to go to Skellige…
SO I walk up to Yennefer like… hey. AND THEn GERALT GOes AWOL ON ME. He is complimenting her and making googly eyes and insinuating sex and I’m just like??? Fuckboy, you fucking just told Triss you love her and yall talked about a future and shit?? WHAT THE FLAMING FUCK!? I have to walk around Skellige watching Yen DEFACE AND SPIT in the face of their culture and I’m just so disgusted with her yet MY character is in love with her? No.
TLDR: Yen is a bitch and the creators of Witcher 3 suck
Post ayy lmaos
>>145651435
Jesus christ.
Where is this pasta from?
>>145651435
Where's this from?
>>145651709
>>145651784
tumblr
did you guys join in tourney with your real name or fake?
>So Triss said the infamous, “well you keep hoping Yenefer will stop treating you like a dog some day so…”
>triss
>>145651871
Ravix of Fourhorn best
>>145651871
Emhyr, spice merchant
>before you start HoS a couple of Shani's squad are standing by the well and talking about waiting for the medic
Remember when every RPG had details like this?
>>145651817
Color me surprised.
I’m just really frustrated with this heavy handed BULLSHIT???
So very first time playing Witcher I was so thoroughly mesmerized by Iorveth that despite him being an uber bitch I was all kinds of down to play puppy dog eyes at him for all of time.
I became disenchanted a bit when he decided to let Loredo burn some squirrels because hey buddy aren't those your comrades? bitch whats your damn problem…?? but I can understand a bitch wanting to be bloodthirsty. Fine. ANYWAY, my point is I did not notice how much of my infatuation with Iorveth wasn’t actively part of the choices I had made through out the game
UNTIL THIS PLAYTHROUGH!!??!
So Roche said the infamous, “a regular son of a whore” That shit stuck with me cause after you get over how fucking intense Iorveth's bandana is. Roche is fucking right. So thinking logically as I always do, I figured I had to give Roche a real shot. (I hadn't played Roche's path before so this was my first time getting to know this cutie.)
So playthrough number 2 is happening, I’m angsty to get to Henselt's war camp. Tell Roche he's awesome. WATCH HIS ADORABLE ASS LEAVE TO DO ESPIONAGE AND COMMIT HIGH TREASON. Roche is really what’s up. He’s neurotic and violent and really mentally disturbed. I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T NOTICE HIM BEFORE. idiot. He deserves a happy ending. ANyway, then it’s time to go to Loc Muinne…
SO I walk up to Iorveth like… hey. AND THEn GERALT GOes AWOL ON ME. He is trying to be nice to him and I’m just like??? Fuckboy, you fucking just told Roche you love Temeria and yall talked about a future and shit?? WHAT THE FLAMING FUCK!? I have to walk around Loc Muinne watching Iorveth CALL HUMANS D'HOINE in their faces and I’m just so disgusted with him yet MY character doesn't give a fuck? No.
TLDR: Iorveth is a bitch and the creators of Witcher 2 suck
>>145652045
>kill radovid
>people don't even remark on it
literally the lv of detail you expect from skyrim
>>145648187
Noooo detlaf, you'll melt under that sun!!! Just like your brother Olaf!
>>145652317
Higher Vampires are not affected by the sun, anon
>>145652241
>WATCH HIS ADORABLE ASS LEAVE TO DO ESPIONAGE AND COMMIT HIGH TREASON.
>>145650836
> that pic
I miss my days in Scotland...
Is Blood & Wine the last DLC for the game?
