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xth for buff d.va
how many times are you going to post this garbage shota reaper without the mask
First for Hanzo Funzo
>get potg left clicking heads as mccree
>other team still gets assmad about e + rmb
>Get potg as Reaper
>To lighten things up allchat "nothing personell... kids"
>People laugh at my spelling
>Teammate apologies for me being an ass
Time to listen to linkin park, I guess
>dva ass cosplayer
How long do I have to leave a match without getting penalized? Can I leave during setup or do I have to exit before the hero select phase ends?
I just want them to be happy together !
based
>chingchong tower
>continuously trap health pickup on the enemy team's side
>continuously get kills
>next round enemy team ignores all health pickups
>tfw more hours in Zarya than all the other characters combined
someone save me
>She will never give you this look
They're nerfing Tracer right?
Right?
>>145608359
Its fine zarya is best
>>145608064
Thank you for putting the non shill links back.
>>145607546
Did this guy ever get sued for hitting that car?
So how should D.Va get buffed?
>>145608064
>its not gay if it's a feminine penis
Um, what is a "feminine penis", exactly?
Asking for a friend.
>inb4 ugly D.Va fatass
xth for katanas the most powerful swords ever made folded over 6 million times
Mains are the problem that people complain about in their pub games but they themselves do it so honestly nothing happens anyways.
>>145608542
Lower c/d on defense matrix, no slow down when shooting.
>>145608401
>Nerfing Tracer
Why? She's only difficult to deal with if the person playing as them is good which the same can be said for most of the other heroes.
>>145608542
replace her shotguns with pilot pistols
>>145608401
Tracer is "balanced" in this game, in that some other characters do a lot to shut her down and she generally cannot accomplish as much as quickly as other, more objective oriented heroes, even if it is hard to kill her.
Genji is picked more in comp for a reason
>>145608542
>So how should D.Va get buffed?
+100% move speed while firing (vs hero standart), no other changes
>>145608565
>>145608565
fuck off your swordfu
katana a shit
Reaper should have 12 shells, not 8
Discuss
>>145608542
No slowdown while shooting.
Give her guns that aren't shit.
>>145608401
Are you joking?
>>145608595
>no slow down when shooting
She becomes top tier
>>145608639
She becomes top tier
People are so fucking stupid about balancing this game
is there cusplay roadhog!
i wager it very ease for USA's
jajajajajajja
Top Gun Pharah skin WHEN?
>>145607453
I never mind seeing him on my team.
I never mind seeing him on my opponent's team.
In fact, I wish I saw more of them instead of all the tracers and genjis running around doing fuck all.
He's not over or underpowered.
His legendary skins are terrible if you don't have origins.
He's got some fun memes.
6 of them on attack is fucking ludicrous.
>>145608739
Why?
this game makes me SO fucking salty in groups for some reason, i should really avoid playing on teams because when we get put against a much better team we're fucked and it feels like we can't do anything to win
hell, the game's so chaotic and random that we can lose to a much worse team just because no reason
>with randoms at least you can blame it on garbage teammates or bad matchmaking
For the lurkers if you were here 2 threads ago, got some new spots worth considering. Also letting go of [Forward]+[Jump] has helped consistency. Almost have it 100% down. still experimenting
>>145608804
>0:16 stars playing during her Ult
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCTJmXrgsFg
>>145608870
Because no shotgun on the planet holds 4 shells
where can i find skins 1st person views? I wanna see what look like soldier76 gun with the vietnam skin
>>145607453
I think he's kind of dumb but he's my second most played character since he's almost always a good pick.
>tfw genuinely good at reaper but don't want people to think you're an edgelord who's only playing him because he's "cool"
Mariachi skin unlock when? It really takes the edge off him.
>>145608815
I like all his legendary skins
But I like all of his skins
Why is the flag the wrong way? How could they have missed this?
This game isn't balanced for dual heroes. Just looking at the DPS sheet without even taking abilities into effect show a huge disparity in numbers.
>>145608739
It wouldn't even make a very big difference. Reloading doesn't take that long for him and he can do a ton of damage in 8 shots if you are very close at all. If you don't die before you spend your whole clips you have probably killed two or three people
>>145608937
And no flashbang on the planet only stuns people that it hits after throwing at them like a rock but you don't see retards asking for it to be changed to a blind
Oh wait, yes you do
Nevermind, carry on
>>145608875
you aren't good at video games and you will never 'go pro'
if this makes you visibly upset maybe you should graduate middle school first
>stalk myself just to see how I'm doing
>see this
wait what how
I've definitely quit a hopeless game but how the fuck does this site track stats
How are you supposed to play D.va? She's really weird when you think about her skill set. I tend to use boost to get into a flanking position or a bost/defense rush and try and put the enemy team off balance. Would I be better off staying closer to my team?
>>145608981
Probably something to do with you can't have accurate representation of the us military in anything other than real life senpai.
>>145608782
Sleep tight tight tight lil' Reapydoodle
>>145608981
1/10
>>145608960
literally
>>145608981
Confirmed for never having seen a military uniform ever.
>You automatically get a leave if you pick a character
>Leave game with Escape button
>Escape button locks in character
Exactly the kind of trash I expect from Blizzard
>>145608981
Nigga I wanna slap you so hard right now
11/10 fell for the b8
>>145608937
Are you trying to tell me that Overwatch isn't a realistic game?
>>145608981
>>145608916
And another one
>>145609025
who said anything about going pro? i just want to have fun and getting shitstomped, or suddenly getting ground to a halt for seemingly no reason is ZERO fun
>>145608359
I love you. Play with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0VY_CsVPjs
>>145609115
i didn't know about that tbqh
>>145608960
Google Overwatch first person view skins
and yes, it is the reddit link, use them for what they're good for.
>>145609172
What is this trash?
Are you 13?
>>145609172
Is this legit senpai?
>>145608269
It's supposed to be nothing personnel newfag
>>145609076
Blizzard trying to cuck PC players yet again
>>145609046
You don't.
>>145609121
Do you have the cooldown turned off or does it not put it on cooldown when you cancel the animation like that?
>>145609172
>low-hanging fruit on youtube
>>145608401
Pick Junkrat, there's your nerf
>>145609076
what the fuck are you talking about?
>>145609340
;-;
>on the offense
>enemy team has bastion and torbjörn
Every game. Every single fucking game. This is so tedious.
>>145609121
And another one, not as useful, but good if you're team is shit and stuck at spawn or something
>>145609172
Is this a cringe thread?
>>145608297
This is so out of 76's character that it's painful.
Is this how you feel when people postMercy x Pharah?
Where can I find an accurate hero matchup infographic/chart? Still learning counterpicks.
>>145609102
Realism aside
>Resident Evil
6 shells
>Doom 3
8 shells
>Max Payne
6 shells
>CS
6 shells
It's a gaming staple at this point! Come on now, anon!
>>145609172
>Y-yes I do prefer thick girls, dad
>>145609046
She's good at contesting objectives with a team because she has two lives, be annoying on the front lines until they focus you down then pull back and be annoying in the mid range until you get your mech back.
I only use her on KOTH and defending anubis B
>you will never get to sniff tracers butthole
>>145608782
sleep tight reaper
Why the fuck does it count leaving games you just joined as penalties? The moment you pick a character it locks you into the game no matter what even if there's only 2 people on the team.
And I can't leave without picking a character cause the Escape button autolocks a character.
Why is the game like this?
reminder that spawncamping is a bannable offense and blizzard takes reports seriously
>>145609172
>5. Tracer
>4. Widow
>3. Mercy
>2. D.Va
>1. Mei
His opinions are correct though.
>>145609347
I turned off cooldowns since it was a lot faster to try and find some spots to do the trick on.
>>145609417
And another one
>>145609557
reminder that you eat bees
>>145608739
They should make the second half of his melee animation shorter so he can reload cancel more efficiently
>>145608401
tracer is perfectly fine. get good shitter faggot.
>Finally get one of the mecha skins for Pharah
>her mouth is yellow
FUCK
>>145609474
It's too skill dependent there never will be one.
Pharah gets countered by Widow if she tries to engage at long range out in the open, Widow gets countered by Pharah if Pharah can open up a point blank ambush and 2 shot the widow.
>>145609172
>that rant from the dad
kek'd
>>145609552
You have the nerve to ruin your teams experience by handicapping them.
You deserve the penalty.
>>145609402
You can't leave games at all because the moment you pick a character anytime you leave it counts towards the penalty. And the button to leave the game is Escape, which automatically locks in a character
>>145608542
leddit actually had an interesting idea
as she continues shooting the spread on her shotguns gets tighter and the damage dropoff gets lower, essentially making her even more versatile
otherwise, removing slowdown when shooting would rocket her to top tier, so maybe a less severe slowdown would be good
>>145609172
>>145609047
No, it's traditionally this way.
>>145609593
Last one, a lot more reliable than the right side, but everyone's probably gonna see you.
>>145609682
>therwise, removing slowdown when shooting would rocket her to top tier,
And this is bad because? Why the fuck do people enjoy 6herowatch. We need buffs across the board.
>>145609557
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sorry dude, spawn camping, like all camping, is a legit strategy
>>145609643
They need to keep her head normal and just use the helmet.
It's the worst looking face in the game for both skins.
I bought Zarya's industrial skin because I like it. How does that make you feel shitlords?
>>145608287
During set-up is fine.
>>145609662
>Penalizing people just trying to play
fuck off
>>145609557
>Letting yourself get spawn camped
It's okay, some people are just bad at video games.
>>145609172
Is this behavior linked to appearance? Are there any attractive fucking weirdos doing this shit? I swear to god every autistic person is pale and misshapen.
does anti-aliasing impact this game's performance?
or is Blizzard a master of optimization?
>>145609662
>actually wanting to remove the option to leave game
Whats wrong with you?
Leaving mid round should induce a penalty
Leaving before the round even starts should be fine but thats not good enough for fucks like you apparently
>>145609662
>>145608064
>tfw can't decide on which skin(s) to buy
help me decide, family
sigrun mercy (1000)
stonehardt reinhardt (1000)
cathode/woodclad torbjorn (250)
posh tracer (250)
i've got 1755 to work with atm
>>145609145
I've never really played D.Va, so I don't know if it's related to her handgun, but what is the stuff next to it? Some sort of pink liquid?
is there any reason NOT to pick Junkrat for every situation?
>>145609172
this is satire right?
>>145609916
There's that one NFL blackaboo player who owns a body pillow of Asuka
>>145610001
new dew flavor
>>145609749
Oh I'm retarded, I barely looked at it
>>145609115
Plus it's as if all Soldiers are flag barers and the flag is trailing behind them.
>>145609643
Yeah but dat Eagle Eye action.
Just whip Barrage on as your highlight intro, maybe Touchdown.
>>145609771
Sorry, this is the last one. Still working on this jump since I know you can go farther and possibly into the back area
>>145610023
Autistic Reaper mains crying that they're too dumb to press S.
>>145609785
Doesn't buffing everything just make headshot champions worse?
>>145609916
It comes with the lifestyle. If you go weeks at a time never leaving your computer chair your muscles will atrophy and your ass will take on the shape of the chair.
Plus the culture, they feel no need to make their physical appearance pleasant because they generally don't deal with people face to face.
If Zenyatta provided an overheal when the orbs were on someone up to a certain amount and started wearing off slowly when it leaves the person would it make Zenyatta too powerful or on par with Lucio/Mercy?
Pushing into chokepoints with a Zarya who has a 200 Overheal would make a lot of fun strategies and provide him with a clear purpose.
>>145609552
>solution to escape menu auto-selecting
>alt+f4
>>145609990
don't buy any, youll eventually unlock them all anyways. save your gold for when they add an arena mode where playing costs 150
>>145609990
wait for new skins
seriously, everybody's rolling in legendaries right now, or have managed to buy for the heroes they use most. I don't remember the last time I saw a normal Hanzo (not Okami)
>>145608937
No trenchcoat on the planet holds unlimited shotguns.
>>145609981
is mei a whore
>>145608782
sleep tight reaper
>those friends that love to play Hanzo
I've just resigned to the fact that I will always see Hanzo in a game, regardless of how fucking useless he may be
>constantly having to pick support because noone else does
>double hanzo or double genji are picked on a regular basis
>>145608553
a penis that is feminine
>mercy, lucio and reinhardt lock in
>some faggot picks hanzo
>another faggot picks reaper
IT
KEEPS
HAPPENING
>>145609990
Stonehardt ReinhardtThis slightly increases your desire to play him and therefore slightly increases how often I will encounter Reinhardt in queue, allowing me to shamelessly play damage.
>>145610086
We really just need more supports before buffing any of them.
Widow nerf is still a huge buff to Zen. Wait and see.
>want to listen to music
>every single tiny little noise you hear gives you an advantage
>>145610171
>have friend that picked d.va to be his waifu so always have d.va
kill me
>>145609801
If it satisfied you I'm not going to say anything
Unless you bought it with physical shekels or something
>>145609643
Mecha skins ruin her face. Blue indian bird best skin.
>>145610153
Yed
>>145609172
I'm unable to say whether or not this is a parody or completely serious
>>145608937
>>145609172
>/vg/ autists that don't recognize satire
>''people'' that don't know about silvermania
Welp, is there any Overwatch forum for adults? I'm done here.
>>145610050
Don't be so hard on yourself anon.
>>145609990
Why iss Bundeswehr so underappreciated? If you get it, you can buy the others.
>>145609643
Not sure what it is about Pharah skins, but I'm really not digging any of them.
I tried to like them, but man they're just unappealing
>>145609676
just alt+f4 you stupid cuck
>>145610173
I play zenyatta whenever no one picks a support, if they complain I tell them to play a support if they don't like it
I also pick zenyatta for no reason because he's fun as heck
>>145610236
What exactly is wrong with a Reaper pick there?
>>145609981
I want to see Pharah softly kiss Mercy's plump thighs
>outsniping Widowmaker with Meis icicle, killing him a few times
>he switches to Hanzo and just spams bolts in my room, followed by his geometry
>im ded
>he switches back to Widowmaker after calling me a kid
>proceed to outsnipe him with icicles again and kill him... again
>>145609981
fuck off back to >>>/u/
>>145610173
same here and then one of them has the nerve to say we need a tank
>>145610318
god damn familia.
>>145610153
I'd ring out her puss
>>145610250
Play Lucio.
>>145610337
>not liking Mechaqueen, the best skin in the game
At least like Anubis and Jackal?
>>145610250
The sound design in this game is so good its annoying.
The brawl this week is not that fun.
>>145610343
anon needs a reason to be mad
Pharah is a quadriplegic cyborg
>>145610062
>it's gonna be another Genji fucking off somewhere while his team is trying to play the objective episode
>>145610343
nothing at all
>>145609467
Mercy x Pharah is a shit ship
>>145610375
>>145610428
does his "music" still play if you have the in-game music volume set to 0?
>>145609557
>stop punishing me for being bad at video games
your tears are delicious
'
you know crying about spawncamping just makes assholes do it more, right?
>playing against a decent tracer
is there anything more annoying
>>145610440
I prefer Raptor desu. The teal with pink eyes is really great
>>145610236
So you wanted to be Mercy, Lucio, or Hanzo?
>>145610365
I love shitting on snipers as Mei, people absolutely just get angry as fuck
Also headshotting tracers
>>145610023
Nope.
He's all around great. Great for defense, offense, holding points, pushing objectives, everything.
He also has an answer to most other classes. Traps for Tracers and melee Ulters. Concussion mines for Pharah, melee-range opponents, and setups.
He is the real hero.
>>145610595
playing against a bad tracer
because if you don't kill them immediately you feel a deep dissapointment for yourself
>HEY GUYS WHAT IF THESE 2 CHARACTERS FUCKED
>>145610250
just accept the handicap. blizzard can pry my j-core from my cold gay hands
>don't pick [insert hero I don't approve] because muh team comp
>Get on the point, get on the point even though you're outnumbered
>there are people that take an FPS with built-in aimbot ult, wallhax and VERY lenient head hitboxes
>>145610707
>calling any genre of music _-core ever
kys
>>145610075
buffs across the board don't mean only a buff to damage, it could mean lower CD on skills, faster fire rate etc.
>>145610395
>>145610340
it's ALWAYS the Widow or Hanzo that complains.
>>145608285
Gram gram gots a fat assss I'd dig my nails on her fat hips and pound away like crazy
>>145610707
>j-core
what is that like Envy?
If you leave before the PotG, do I still get the EXP?
>>145610698
helix rocketing a tracer is satisfying no matter how bad they are
>>145610519
This jump literally throws you onto the objective. Stop memeing
>>145610818
I've never had a Widow or Hanzo complain unless they're trying to be the only sniper. Fuck, I'm a Widow main, and I don't even complain about team comps. It's always people telling Widow and Hanzo to switch off to different character because they need a healer.
>>145610853
It happened to me as well.
I restarted my PC and it fixed itself.
>>145610853
>>new patch comes out
>>my fps is halved
what? no problem here
Hey.
>>145610791
hello, first time on 4chan?
>>145610791
it's a relevant genre term you sperg
76 is edgier than Reaper
>>145610023
100ish games on him. Obviously if your team doesn't have a tank or healer, you should consider picking one of those instead. But yeah, Junkrat is very versatile. I would say Winston and Phrarah are his only real counters. He does things on all of the maps.
>>145610846
>screamo
w
hardcore techno
>>145610614
Both are fine, but the body of Raptorion could be more interesting, another color would help.
Tracer has got to be the most useless piece of shit
>Reaper does more damage
>Has a useful movement tool for avoiding damage (lmao blink so good except you can still die and still get caught by shit like junkrat traps)
>Reaper's ult reliably kills multiple nearby enemies rather than hoping you can manage to kill SOMETHING with pulse bomb
When your character is so shit half its ability set is just avoiding death while annoying the enemy, you know its not worth picking
>>145610978
>>145610983
stage 2: anger
>>145610927
Because 99% of the time the sniper does not pull their weight. You could be the shittiest mei throwing walls blocking your own teammates and still do a better job.
>>145610970
THAT'S HOW YOU GET TINNITUS!!!
>>145610847
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20744615302
remember when people on 4chan could perform a basic google search?
>>145610970
>he can't eat because his mask is in the way
>he can't even shake hands because his dragon hands
truly suffering
what's behind his mask anyway?
>>145610983
>relevant genre term
>that one fag that picks Symmetra
le epic 5v6 game
>PoTG
>Reaper whose name is EdgeX
Only in Overwatch is this possible
guys everyone is doing overwatch SFM and making the girls have penises
does looking at overwatch girls with penises make me gay?
im not gay but i want to prevent becoming gay otherwise ill get murdered at a night club
>>145610595
It's like playing against a good scout in TF2. Fucking unreal, only counter was awareness and a pyro I guess
>>145610954
theres a post on reddit with something like 2000~ comments about the issue
>>145611051
Get out of my way or I'll run you over!
>>145611120
no
>>145611169
>doesn't like sym on bottleneck defensive maps
you're a shit player.
What does the twerking D.Va's face look like?
>>145611107
ecks deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you're so funny
>>145611091
the main reason I prefer it over mechaqueen is because theres less colors (or less contrast). Juste like I prefer the pale godess symmetra skin to the red/blue one. I dont know, less flashy I guess.
>>145611169
Symmetra is amazing with a good team behind her
It's almost like she's support.
>>145610954
ebin
>>145611105
>When your character is so shit half its ability set is just avoiding death while annoying the enemy, you know its not worth picking
Lucio?
Zenyatt'as BACK!
>>145610452
>every future brawl will just consist of everyone playing the same hero
>>145611169
Symmetra is the reason Hanamura attack is unwinnable.
Anybody looking for one more person to join their stack?
I play mostly offense, my aim can be shit, and I'm awful at map awareness, but at least I
>start letting gf play
>she lowers my stats and I always get into easy games
its perfect
>>145611169
She's good for certain points/maps
She is literally a do not pick or it'd be fucking awesome if we had her kinda pick depending on the map
>>145611304
>People thinking Widowmaker/Mcree nerf big enough to make Zenyatta viable
WHEEEEEEZZEEEE xd
how do you guys get people to respond to your posts?
>>145611105
>reaper has superior mobility to tracer
lmao
>>145611169
I pick her and half way in I tell them "just playing her for the achievements lol".
Some people lose their shit over that.I'm still trying to get the teleporter achievement. Some people actually walk past the portal.
>>145608782
Sleep tight reaper
>>145611373
>he doesn't know how to boost.
>>145611229
> on reddit
>>145611312
>but at least I
are you ok anon?
As a Widowmaker main, the nerf was undeserved and did more harm to the overall balance of the game than good
>>145611360
Post porn.
>>145611373
>Some people actually walk past the portal
I'm not fucking taking the portal if I'm some mobile cunt like widow/tracer/genji
Let the people that can't walk for shit take it
>>145611169
>he's never faced a good Symmetra. I never accuse people of this, but.....LOW MMR! Symmetra is a fucking destroyer if she sets up right. Her teleporter is a godsend and her gun is amazing. it can melt tanks in a matter of seconds once she latches on. Charge her gun up on a tank then proceed to destroy anyone else if her team isn't shit or she gets someone in her sentry nest.
>>145611360
post the d.va twerk gif or ask for a picture of her face.
>>145610343
He's just mad about being terrible.
>>145611249
>>145610954
>Before patch get stable 120 fps
>After patch is drops as low as 60
I sure did buy that gpu that costs more than your entire rig to play on console level.
>>145608782
sleep tight, reaper
>>145611435
>reddit is the enemy!!!!! anon is legion!!1111
its ok friend, i was the same when i was 15 years old
Not sure how you support mains do this. My inner Cawadoody babby cries at my sub-1.00 KDR
>>145611445
Competent McCree and Widomaker players were mostly unaffected by the nerf
Git gud
>>145611373
I just got it today. Some anon suggested to do it on hollywood D (i'd be trying on gibraltar). Got 23 during the second point and switched.
>>145611459
>I'm not fucking taking the portal of I'm some mobile cunt
This is actually really smart. Thanks anon.
>>145611262
>it's almost like she's a shit tier support
WHOA NELLY
>>145611373
>Some people actually walk past the portal.
those charges are valuable, i'm not gonna waste them if the point is fine
>>145611301
what the hell are you implying, I wasnt evne aware my game patched before realizing that McCree was nerfed when my group told me ingame. I have 0 performance problems.
