Letter From The Producer HYPE Edition
>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—17)
http://www.ffxivredeem.com/
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Patch 3.35 and Beyond (MSQ, Deep Dungeon, Collaborations and more):
https://www.bluegartr.com/threads/128728-Yoshida-on-3.35-and-Beyond-Translation-of-Interview-Highlights?p=6713298#post6713298
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>145562659
megu bp
Down ass vampire guy seeks cuties to spoil.......
>>145593739
GLORIOUS, GIVE US MORE, YOU WONDERFUL WALKING METAL GOD/ESS
maid and butlers
Kill yourself Jaiba.
Want to ask noob question but it'll be top 10 post here and get replies 10 hours from now
Owning a home is tiring
Post lewds!
>tfw no crafting buddy
>>145593923
Ask away
Kiki Bumtickler here...
>>145593924
ugly
>>145593924
ugly af
>>145593923
You would've started better if you actually posted the noob questions.
>>145593923
Got my attention anon.
Did anyone actually kill Brute Justice from this general?
xth for midlanders
>>145594070
I did.You didnt imply EX.
>>145593924
Isn't that the gridanian airport?
>>145593970
r00d
>>145593956
why do pets get sent away when entering boss areas in castrum
Probably other areas but i do this dungeon daily as scholar and it's really noticableI already know that going on cannons overwrites main hotbar with pet hotbar when you exit cannons and that's another reason why you randomly send away pets
>>145593889
>when you try to look cool and then it starts raining
>>145594087
>>145593701
Hey new thread, just a reminder this assblasted faggot is really upset that he admitted to being a homo virgin gay erplord and he believes gay erp partners are the best, undeniable truth, according to him.Shown here: >>145584287
Looking for cockslaves on Balmung. Must be obedient and willing to obey your Master's every command without question
Send me a tell ingame, Selzh Denn
>>145594087
mid
>>145594130
I wasn't implying that was my house, just that in general owning one is a pain and a huge money sink
This is my house
>>145594264
Don't they RP as a female
Xth for roegadyn butlers at youranyservice
>>145594087
Mid and feed
>>145594202
>when you try to look cool but you end up looking like a lesbian instead.
>>145594158
If its true and not due to putting a pet on stay then I'm not too sure. I'd wager its due to wonky coding on SE's part or something to due with how one zips around in castrum. I'd have to experiment with that sometime since it's been a while since I played scholar.
>>145593889
>>145594375
man phillice's hair turned gray fast.
>>145594424
ugly inside and out
>>145594364
What book is that? And is it smn or sch?
Kiki Kiki do
I see you
Pretending youre doing a bongrip
>>145594496
That's green
>>145594397
>shittalking the nicest person in this general
Haha, nice life man.
xth for carrying scrubs through weeping city
>>145594397
>implying lesbians aren't cool
My next fanta, R8.
>>145594615
Why is he so sad?
>>145594546
lighting makes it look much more gray than green.
>>145594508
Midan SCH book
The 2.0 SMN relic has a reading light if you want that
>>145594087
Best mid. Best hair.
>>145594615
>normal skintone
>new meme haircut
>bland and generic
meh
>>145594334
>posts screenshot with "owning a home sure is tiring"
>screenshot is completely irrelevant
And houses are extremely profitable if you aren't a idiot and get a personal housing.
>>145594158
I don't recall them disappearing but it's been a while. It sounds like some sort of bug or just shitty programming or whatever. If you place a pet and move too far away they will disappear. I do that sometimes and forget, then have to resummon. Also, if you have pet macros that include stay commands that may make them stay put and disappear when you move away. If the pet is on heel and trailing right behind you, then disappears when you enter a boss area, that's weird and not what should be happening. Probably an issue with that instance.
>>145594264
PST Kiki Morgenstern
Catbois
>>145594761
Did you bake me some cookies , grandma?
>>145594615
I only posted this because /drool isn't an emote.
>>145594334
ugly
>>145594087
POST DUMPSTER SELFIE.
>>145594768
Can't use actual hairstyle I want in char creation.
>>145594264
Send me a tell, Guffy Guffs
>>145594857
They're in the oven... Jeeze...
>>145594309
Cute!
>its a "proci makes of people's name for dozens of threads" episode
>>145594264
Send me a tell, Guffy Guffs
>all these jealous as fuck anons just because Kiki experienced something they never will, female companionship
>>145594838
hi mom
>>145594087
mids
>>145595012
you forgot to attach your "cute couple" screenshot with briah
>>145595012
>being jealous of a super autistic swedish buttbaby who gets mad about names on the internet
nah dude
>>145595002
P'roci has a soft spot for K'iki, it's probably Abe.
>in a FC run by a complete stooge who inherited basically everything from a bunch of people who abandoned his stupid ass
>4 rank 50 airships he has no clue how to use
>medium house that he trashes up with irrelevant primal / raid trophies
>a lala gf who is too easily pushed around
is there a good way for an FC to oust this kind of trashdon't say "make your own" because i'm on balmung
>>145595012
>your eb erping with twenty other dudes while you watch and do nothing is "female companionship"
yeah real jealous
Kiki Turddigger is among us
>>145595012
DUDE
PUSSY LMAO
>>145594773
>People posting irrelevant screenshots to match their post content is a new concept to you
Are you autistic anon
>>145594726
Yeah SMN i90 is one of my favorite books it's why I was asking. I just resubbed so I won't be clearing A8S anytime too soon since I hadn't finished 6 when I quit in March. Maybe I can pick one up by the end of the summer if I find a decent group. Then again, any decent group will have cleared by now so I may have to wait for lockout to be removed.
>>145594087
Hie.
>>145594087
Hello.
>>145595230
post butt
>>145595186
>that fucking fountain
it better not still be there
>>145594087
greetings
>>145595180
i havent posted at all in this thread or the last
if someone can't grasp why people could possibly make fun of them for getting so upset over something as silly as being called "bongripper" then they might as well call themselves bruce
Which c@ gives the best blowjobs on balmung?
>>145595408
dude it fucking is but thanks for reminding me.
i actually had to confiscate all of the stupid stone vigil torches because that dumb ass put them back in the yard again, so that's 6 items burning a hole in my inventory. about to be 7 because of that god awful fountain.
>>145595390
All my screenshots are from the front. Even if I had a screen of that I wouldn't post it.
>>145595434
Awena...
>>145595434
Shana Tsunderie
>>145595434
Kiki Smegcleaner
>>145594202
>>145594309
>>145594375
>>145594761
>>145595230
>>145595263
>>145595417
mid power!
>>145594919
sure, this one is kinda old, but the most recent i got
>>145595418
Are you still in love with shirou abe
>>145595434
pst Seto To
>>145595012
>female companionship
I think most people here have female friends, anon,
>>145594615
do you like catboys...
>>145595418
Getting mad over that is pretty stupid, but spamming the thread with childish name calling is grade school behavior.
>>145595584
THERE HE IS.
THE MAN HIMSELF.
CONSIDER YOUR DEBT REPAID, FOR NOW.
>>145595584
God bless you.
>>145595654
>I think most people here have female friends, anon
AHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA
>>145595418
Stop being angry and post cute maid Abes
>>145595046
Hi, qt, how are you holding up?
>>145595340
You too, but it's not nice to call people ugly
>>145595434
read
>>145595434Colina
>>145595434
Sup
>>145595418
You drove it into the ground on Discord, the same way you do with every 'joke'. You even brought up the Shyv/Bruce thing just now, something even more dated that you harped on for weeks.
You simply don't know when to stop.
>>145595418
>let this be lesson
>gutrip will not be tolerated
>>145595434
>>145595624
Prove it
>>145595418
sometimes I wish my last name was fleshstabber
>>145595536
make a retainer named "Ihatemyfcleader" and put all the shit you have to hold onto on them, then list the items themselves or something you'll know he'll search for on that retainer
he will not be able to handle such demoralization
>>145595931
Cutest.
>>145595614
what
shirou is my beta lapdog he fills my paypal with $$$$$
>>145595671
it ain't me though it's just silly to blame it all on one person when multiple people are gonna jump on someone who gets so upset over something so silly
>>145595856
not really dude i'm basically included in what i described above
i just saw someone getting upset over something really dumb so i changed my name on a discord server
sue me
>>145594087
Masterrace
>>145596087
furniture becomes BINDING when you place it, or i'd certainly consider it.
just as a reminder, if your free company house has a room like this in it, you live amongst tacky, tasteless fools.
>>145595945
As I said, pst and find out.
He's a good moonie cumslut.
>>145596102
I wasn't blaming you.
>>145596241
what fucking FC is this, rarex?
>>145596261
yeah i know you werent i just see my name appearing here a lot
>>145596241
how fucking gawdy
>>145596241
>Llymlaen fountain.
That is just and instant 0/10 for any house.
Hey guys
>every house in the ward is occupied
>the ward is dead as fuck
Personal housing was a mistake.
Fishing is a bit relaxing
>>145596486
truer words have never been spoken
>>145595807
I am doing a-okay. Ho ware you?
>>145595807
What if there's no other accurate description
Hey
>>145595418
>i haven't posted at all in this thread or the last
>not the first post from this IP
okay.
Live letter WHEN?
>>145596486
Certainly killed off a lot of the natural hustle and bustle of the main cities, which only get less populated with each major expansion that introduces the next new hotness city
>time to level fishing!
>hmm this bait is sure expensive, but im gonna buy 99, it will be worth it
>It's a lure
Shit.
>>145596756
this is my favorite meme
>>145596102
>clipping
What's even going on in here
the stupidest part about these forced jokes is how you can't say anything against them without being accused of being the person they're meant to be at the expense of. kind of like the "trolling" equivalent of a kafka trap. you know who loves kafka traps? tumblr. you guys are basically acting like tumblr
>this kiki/bruce/shrek joke is dumb
>LOL HI KIKI/BRUCE/SHREK XDDD my life is so joyless that this registers as comedy to my lead damaged brain
>>145597028
>engaging with shitposters instead of ignoring them
>tfw toldvelvetI love her
h-help
>>145597028
The fuck is a kafka trap? Fuck off back to tumblr with your tumblr terms.
>>145596830
1 hour 15 min
>>145596486
The way they did personal housing was a mistake. The way they did FC housing even was a mistake.
>>145597187
>the fuck is a kafka trap? I didn't read the first sentence of your post and I don't know how to google a word.
it also isn't a tumblr term
>>145597192
Is it just showing palace of the shit or 4.0 reveal?
>>145597028
>you can't say anything against them
how much of a beta r u
>>145597187
Stay in school, you dumb motherfucker.
>>145597309
surprise
>>145597278
It was a rhetorical question to set up for for the following sentence after it, I'm sorry it went right over your head. I don't actually give a shit about what a kafka trap is.
Again, fuck off to tumblr.
>>145597319
how did you get past the fourth grade with reading comprehension that SHIT
>>145596629
I'm doing p good
Just about to hop into weeping city
I hope we can get past Ozma..
>>145596638
Just let them be, I guess
>>145597357
How Can I Stay In School If I Already Dropped Out?
>>145597369
>I don't give a shit about what a kafkatrap is
>but I'm going to do it anyway
>>145594087
>resub
>revisit some of my favourite places to take screenshots
>water is brown
>sky is brown
>lightning is nonexistent
What happened?
#justmnkthings
>>145597546
Post lewds.
>>145597546
Highlanders have been shitting in the water and burning styrofoam to keep warm. This is why the next expansion is reclaiming Ala Mhigo so we have a place to kick them out to.
>>145597546
Ada's hyperscatties got out of control
>friend getting into game
>think about resubbing to join
>they're on Balmung
Suncat in theshade
post lewd sluts now
>shrek
>a woman
Are we sure? I mean I've had my suspicions, but do we have confirmation?
>>145597532
Never too late to go back. What are you, 32?
>>145597753
I really would rather not go back to the grade I dropped out of at the age I currently am.
>>145597738
Yes, it's been confirmed with hard facts. SOMEBODY skyped them, and then they posted it, so it's 100% truth now.
>>145597689
Your friend is a closeted degenerate. You should check his browser history.
>>145597824
Get a GED. Go to college. It isn't fucking difficult.
do not need tail to take off men
>>145597839
Has shrek said otherwise? I don't ever remember them saying they were a woman, so I'd think they would deny it.
Gutripper is a cute name
KILL MARRY FUCK: All the Single Ebins (Put a Ring On It) edition
Kirito Tia
Mado
Shirou
Awena
Rock Lizard
Shyvana/Bruce
Guffy
Godspeed
Red
Sandc@
Noriko
Harpuia
Kiki
Neko
Akryn
Rou
Mute
Algy
Pippy
Lewdlander
Spiral Mountain
Shattered Sun
Gott Faust
Raim
Egghyur
sadcuck
Hark
Selzh
Aether/Riri
>>145597918
Hello I am shrek and i can confirm that i did indeed do the skype with somebody and am 100% female
>>145597712
does sleeping count? probably not
>mado gets to tie this cat up and fuck them and you dont
let me death...
So, what should I buy on Amazon for white fat chocobo? Anything worth looking at?
>>145597704
brows has a shrimpy tail
>responding to a post with your character doing /huh when accused of something
Tell tale signs of insecurity and guilt
>>145597987
That uggo af face
>>145597962
Who is Lewdlander and where are the lewds
>>145597980
Post proof. A screenshot will do.
>>145598003
That's a balmung alt though
Post cute lalas
>>145597712
>>145597738
>>145597918
No, there's no proof, go see. >>145589269
and >>145588910 from the last thread.
Though I'm sure you've already seen those two posts as you're probably the exact same person I replied to back then, because all you do is samefag the same question all day.
>>145597962
>tfw not on the list
I'm content to keep flying under the radar.
>>145597712
>>145598075
>>145597901
Which ebins have the worst names?
>>145598043
>insecure/guilty about posts on an imageboard
autism?
>>145598174
Thanks for informing us.
Tank in search of personal healslut. Must wear skimpy outfits and be comfortable with talking like a ditz in party chat.
>>145597962
>Kill
Selzh
>Marry
Noriko
>Fuck
Algy
>>145597962
>Akryn
Anon...
>>145598173
>>145597987
I want to kiss this highlander and snuggle with them.
Why do people run laps around Idyllshire?
>>145597712Now that I look at it more this glamour is probably not very good.
>>145598327
Bored.
>>145594087
Tardy to the party, but fuck yeah.
>>145597689
Keep a journal of their descent into degeneracy.
>>145598327
I'd like this an answer too, because I just move my character around when I'm not going anything. I have no idea why either.
>>145597962
kill: shyvana
post some good elezens
Can anyone show me what Survival Halfslops look like on Miqo'te F?
>>145598240
>i'm a grown man looking for another grown man to rp as a woman to satisfy my virgin neet fetishes
>>145597619
Haven't resubbed long enough for any OC unfortunately.
>>145597672
Gosh, and to think I was sympathetic to their civil rights movement. I think we all need to do our parts to end race-mixing now.
>>145598327
Better cardio. Increases max sprint duration.
>>145598240
Define skimpy? Second thing may come naturally.
>>145598443
The elezens on excalibur
>>145598417
>>145598435
Why not just stand in one spot, or perhaps log out if you're bored???
>>145598435
Nah I already knowsheis a perfect match for the server. It just prevents me from joining. No way in hell am I spending $18 to move there.
>>145598504
The shawl or moonfire. Bikini bottoms or skirts. Lots of naked skin is what I'm saying, since healers do not need armor and should wear as little as possible.
>>145597962
Kill
>Bruce
Marry
>Shatterd Sun
Fuck
>Spiral Mountain
>>145598647
I usually sit down and tab out.
I have run circles before if I needed to pay attention.
>>145597962
kill selzh
fuck red
marrygott faust
>>145598584
None of them are currently elezen.
>>145597962
pet: everyone but selzh
kill: selzh
>>145598647
>No fucking idea, I just don't do that for some reason.
>I do that if I am not waiting on a timer/queue/etc
You know how much this game loves to keep people waiting.
>>145597962
>Kill
Mado
Shirou
Rock Lizard
Guffy
Selzh
Aether/Riri
Godspeed
>Marry
Kirito Tia
Noriko
Neko
Shattered Sun
Egghyur
>Fuck
Awena
Shyvana
Sandc@
Lewdlander
>>145598686
Stool looks unhealthy. Alter your diet.
So what is everyone buying to get their maidu/butler outfits? Can't really think of anything I want from the video game department and the game time card is a waste of money since I can get 60 days for $20 as legacy.
balmung's waiting
>>145597962
Fuck: nobody
Marry: anybody
Kill:myself
>>145598885
pokemon sun
>>145598443
I kind of want to go back to cat though
>>145598885
buy a wow time card or battlenet balance card
>>145598885
You could get a noose, but unfortunately they have to be video game related.
>>145598972
or
>>145598885
You could buy a XIV time card.
>>145598681
Sorry for your loss anon. Hopefullyshefind a good place or moves over to you.
>>145598885
Finally gave in and bought smash bros for my 3DS. Should be arriving tomorrow.
>>145599060
He says in the post why he's not going to do that.
>>145598885
FF3 for the DS
Never played it
>>145598839
Ahh I see
>>145599060
>and the game time card is a waste of money
>and the game time card is a waste of money
>>145599164
it's not very good
>>145599110
Shut up nerd.
>>145599187
nerd
>>145599191
This. It's shit actually, 2 and 4 were better. 3 was a failed experiment.
>>145598952
shiiiiiiit
>>145597712
>>145597689
for erp
>>145597546
the bigger question is, why do your clothes not match?
>>145598174
thanks for informing us
>>145599320
I wouldn't say it's shit but it's pretty bad, yeah
>>145598885
I bought WWE 2K16
The custom wrestlers my friends and I'll make will be biblical
>>145598885
https://www.amazon.com/Viva-Media-V01078-Ultimate-Compendium/dp/B0090WC246/ref=sr_1_44?m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=videogames&ie=UTF8&qid=1465932837&sr=1-44&refinements=p_6%3AATVPDKIKX0DER%2Cp_36%3A515384011
i got you covered anon
>>145598715
for why
>>145598952
What top is that?
Levelling BSM while poor. Oh god why do I hate myself.
>>145599307
Say that to my face and not on /xivg/ you fuck
>>145599421
LMFAO
>>145599443
Elezen hempen.
>>145599436
Why what?
Explain to me the logic behind au ra males being 7 feet tall lanky giants when the women are bite sized waifus
How do I get Mado to erp with me?
>>145599421
>mfw this actually has the promo code attached to it
hjaiby kunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn where are uuuuuuu
>Every single thing about the Balmung Luminous Fiber market
I don't have an alt on any other servers at the moment, it can't possibly be this retarded anywhere else, can it?
>>145599448
Tell me what library you're at nerd and I'll meet you there.
Guys, I think I messed up.
>crush says she's not feeling well
>last online 4 weeks ago
What did she mean by this?
>>145599412
this au ra is cute and to think it's homeless is heartbreaking
>>145599575
>Appeal to the edgy dudes who want a horned demon for their new edgeknight job.
>Appeal to the dudes who want a tiny kawaii waifu
>>145598885
I preordered kingdom hearts 3
Then canceled it after I got my codes
>>145599684
>le W AC KY screenshoot guys!
>>145599763
Either kill or was tired of your shit. You have no way of contacting outside of the game?
>>145599421
>>145599851
ooohohoho *kissy finger motion* this isa spicy posta
>>145594506
You can't even see their face nigger
