>Current promo- NA x Amazon Meido fiasco.
http://www.ffxivredeem.com/
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Patch 3.35 and Beyond (MSQ, Deep Dungeon, Collaborations and more):
https://www.bluegartr.com/threads/128728-Yoshida-on-3.35-and-Beyond-Translation-of-Interview-Highlights?p=6713298#post6713298
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/!
>>145518334
xth for not a jaiba op
[moonies noises]
ceeg beeg
Post rare lizards.gnight xivg
>>145537298
more lewd sluts pls>>145537323
xth for Sohr Khai
Not all moonies are sluts.but all sluts are moonies
>>145537323
Post cutelanders instead!
>>>145537338
Well that's why you'd come to my house. We have cook popcorn and watch all the movies you want.
nth for highlanders
>>145537450
more
>>145537502
go away
>>145537298
>>145537502
>make a boy
>call it a girl
>>145537594
>femboy
>mascgirl
>>145537323
Jesus christ, I didn't think the game's graphics settings could be lowered this far
Hello post butt preferably in the maid outfits
>>145537629
does anyone want to do 10 maps together....
>>145537723
OR perhaps its just your monitor? *shrugs*
>>145537417
Whuddup.
>>145537540
What a witty comment, you friends must be very proud of you if you had any
Still no eu maids?
Fuckers we INVENTED domestic servants in those outfits
Fucking cultural appropriation!
>>145537813
>you friends
>>145537450
27 times.27 times.
>>145536952
cg, I....
>>145537785
I'd love to! I'll pass on all the loot, I'm in this treasure hunting business in hopes of getting to the 8th floor someday. I only have one map to add to the heap but if that's okay then please invite Meria Athera if you're on Balmung!
>>145537884
post lewds
post winks
>>145537785
I'll join if you need a tank, have yet to see Aquapolis.
Rou Ildanach
>>145537873
>S-Someone made a mistake on an anonymous internet board better call them out
grow up please
>>145538071
pretty aura winking aggressively
>>145537792
>screenshot of someone else
>MY monitor
???
>tfw your filthy NA husbando gets the sick butler outfit
>tfw still a eurocuck in straya
I just fucking hate this world..................
>>145538071
>>145538071
>>145538052Tomorrow after work. I'll draw some shit
>>145538071
>>145537296
you win this time... anon
or was I who let you win? ~
>>145538526
Jump off a bridge.
>>145537594
>every person with short hair is a boy
You sure learned much in your three school years. Now go back to your basement and wait for your next dinner
>>145538071
>>145538578
Sensible kek
>>145537759
upload naughtywvr get butt
>>145538526
Jaiba...post lala butt
>>145538681
Ew, don't encourage it.
Best to take naps after grinding sessions.
>>145538071
Are queue times supposed to be 15 minutes long for a dungeon holy shit
Tfw want to do some rp
Tfw eurofag so won't be able to get good queues due to time on balmung
Tfw ping
Tfw don't want to transfer just to spend a week and go back
I-its just a phase...
I don't mind...
>>145538809
>dps in an mmo
how new are you literally
unless you're on gilgamesh or balmung, prepare for 15-60 minute queues
>>145538773
Butt's a butt anon
>>145538664
I would but I'm at work
>>145538837
What kind of RP?
Where in europe?
housekeeping
>>145538837
Server?
>>145538865
But isn't matchmaking based on data center? I'm on Sarg which is where both Gilgamesh and Balmung are located iirc.
>>145538071
>>145538945
house bp
>>145539051
Will you erp with me? I heard you like feet.
>>145539051
>cum in your eye
>>145539019
sort of
from what I understand / have been told it prioritizes matchmaking with players on your server and timezone
whether or not that's the case, queue times are slower on lower population servers, regardless of why that may be
example - right now on Gilgamesh i'm getting 3ish minute queues as dps for everything
>>145539096
only if you like futa
>>145538921
Any/all/I don't even know I just want to see
UK/moogle
#didn'tknowitwasthefrogserver
>>145538969
See above.
I just picked random high pop
>>145537298
Do not lewd the moonies pls
>>145538071
>>145538071
>>145539096
i dont get this feet meme
>>145539145
Do you like chococats? I have an alt on Moogle.
>>145538071
It just looks like I'm missing an eye.
>>145539186
ITS HIIIIGH NOOONE
anyone wanna do weeping city on balmung
i dc'd so gimme a minute but send a tell to rich forever thank you
>>145539114
Ah I understand now..I think. I probably should've waited until until a higher pop server opened to roll. Thanks for the info friend.
>>145539145
Oh, I thought you were on Balmung, such a shame, I'd have taken you on an adventure for treasure
>>145538945
>you will never hike Naka's legs up over his head, flipping his skirt in the process
>you will never see him squirm and moan as you take his boyhole for yourself
>you will never watch his expression turn to one of pure bliss as you pump your seed inside him, petting his head and calling him a good boy
>>145539247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdL3mmq8cdM
>>145538071
>>145539356
Sucks to be you anon I'm doing it RIGHT NOW
>>145539356
>>145539391
Who is this semen demon
Server?
>>145539171
<3
#NotAllMoonies
>>145539195
some people here like feet
some people here me like to bully people with their feet
>>145539195
I wish more people would post flattened ears
You know, I'd not taken a moment to look at Idyllshire till now and I gotta say, the detail on a lot of stuff is pretty neat.
Apparently someone comes to the fountain at night and cries so I'm going to see how that goes.
>>145539417
you wish...
>>145539440Shiva
>>145539224
I don't dislike them...
>>145539309
Nope, sorry.
>>145539171
What.. are you, Shrek Jesus?
>>145539536
I'll do it to you too
>>145539430
>>145539536
Come back to me baby...
EU fag here
im considering paying for a subscription again after i've been absent for half a year
>>145539480
>>145539706
I'd like to see you try loser...
>>145539640
qt Roegadyn succubus
Aweiner...
>>145539735
Do it
Server transfer to moogle.
Help me get to 60.
It'll be comfy.
>>145539720
wot
I need a squad on cactuar. Where are my real niggas at in this bitch?
>>145539893
I was thinking of making a new character on Odin...? maybe
>>145539542
Do you want aclosefriend?A very close one
>sitting minding my own business watching youtube and getting sleepy
>creepy lizard sits one space away
>they start staring me down
>wonder why this person is staring
>too nervous to click on them to check their search note
>too scared to move thinking they'll notice I'm getting uncomfortable
Send help
>>145540107
>player search name
>view search info
>>145540032
;~;
It's okay anon. I made my mistake, I can live with it..
>>145540150
Absolute madman
>>145540107
Place your cursor over them and type /c <mo>
>>145540171
you should just transfer from moogle! \o/
>>145538681
sure
>>145538773
sure
post catboys and post them now
>>145540297
I have a fc I actually kinda like though. Someone's always on in the evenings and asking of people want to run random shit.
Buffs always active. We have a house, people chatting junk in fcchat.
It's just yknow... Nice...
I'll think about it...
Which EU server has the biggest and most laid back community?I want to level an alt and try to have fun in life again.
>>145540063
I have a very close one, but thanks for the offer
>>145537245
A thread at /v/ told me that bard is "better these days" something about it getting love the last 2 patches.
Haven't played since december, can someone give me the infos?
>>145540453
Odin
>>145538071
>>145540317
Potatoes go in the oven.
>>145540453
Shiva, Odin or Cerberus
>>145540535
>>145540643
Really? Guess I'll go Odin then.
>>145539860
>>145539640
Back OFF!
>>145540107
They seem nice I don't understand what the issue is. Just give them your wallet if they ask.
>>145540401
Catboys disappointed by a lack of crying ladies at fountains.
>>145540513
Songs cast faster (1.5 seconds instead of 3 seconds), the reduction on the damage you do when doing certain songs has been reduced to 10% instead of 15%, lots of stuff got its potency buffed in some ways, and Battle Voice got its cooldown reduced from 300s to 180s.
>>145540317
jaiba can i PLEASE fondle your butt
>>145539860
Take me.
*swoons*
>>145540707
Red, I just wanted you to know I have your description of Ninja saved and it still make me laugh to this day.
>>145540707
That really doesn't sound like much unless those potency buffs were substantial, but hmm.
Thanks a ton anon.
>>145540773
What was it? I remember saying words but don't remember them exactly.
>>145540785
Most of the potency increases were either five or ten point increases. Blunt Arrow got its potency doubled to 100.
>>145540763
You made him jealous.
Catboys are disgusting
How do I get Mado to erp with me?
>complete first dungeon
>get two commendations
Is this like the epeen currency?
someone PLEASE run weeping city with ME
>>145540930
He's going to be doing that for hours, isn't he?
>>145541132
You get achievement-based stuff for it, which includes "unique" mounts.
>>145540763
I said BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!1!!!
>>145540694
Kick the potato.
How did you and your EB meet, xivg? How long have you been together? Tell me some heartwarming stories, xivg!
>>145540906
"You're a blender full of rocks and you're all over the goddamn place and half the time you're trying to do shit and it isn't working but it doesn't matter because you're so goddamn fast.
Also the blender has no lid."
>>145541149
What is going on in the background of that picture?
>>145541310
We met on /xivg/ !
Guess how that worked out.
>>145541172
>>145541302
>>145540763
Please help me
>>145541310
who needs one?
>>145541373
Yup it's all coming back to me. Thanks for the reminder!
is balmung rmt cat here
>>145541310
>How did you and your EB meet, xivg?
I don't have one and never will.
>Tell me some heartwarming stories, xivg!
Everyone dies alone.
>>145537502
>>145541405
balmung stuff
oh hey isn't that the micro/macro cat
they're cool
>>145541460
Put it in the oven at 450 degrees for 35 minutes.
>>145541480
Never change, my dude.
>>145541310
I have none.
>>145541461/pet
>>145541430
Badly...?
>>145539195
You're a bitch.
>>145541172
>>145541460
>>145541460
Just pet him on the head, according to books that's how you calm an angry lalafell down. Failing that stuff him in a pillowcase. Works on possessed people and seals away the ghost.
>>145541310
I shouldn't laugh but the responses you're getting were kind of expected. I'm not EB'd but that's only cause too much direct attention like being at an altar in front of people would cause me to compact in on myself till I form a small cube with cat ears and a tail.
>>145541670
Do not bully the small potato.
Willing to trade / sell butler attire code on Balmung.
Looking for maid attire code or gil
>>145541310
i've cried more than a man should
but i think that it's okay
forever's not something that we will ever havei really fuckin wish i was dead
>>145540982
>>145540982
Anyone.....???
>>145541930
Its called an ETERNAL bond
>>145541310We met in the thread and he didn't know much about me. Everyone confused him for me and I just kinda met up through that and mutual friends. I thought he was a cool dude and not long into us talking we decided to go out. Our EB was in November but we've been dating since around August. Meetup IRL {soon}
>>145542047
gay
>>145542047
disgusting
>>145541492
do you need gil
i know someone selling 20m
>>145542047
heaps gay
>>145542047
C U T E
>>145542047
is it male x male or male x female?
>>145541870
You asked for help. What else would you do?
Oh, after the 35 minutes, take it out of the oven, lower the temp to 325, split it open, scoop out the meat, mash it up with chives, shredded cheddar cheese, and a half stick of butter, put the mix back in the skin, and bake another 15 minutes.
Garnish with sour cream and more chives.
>>145542047
good luck!
>>145542114
No I just wanted to tell them I thought they were cuter in short hair...
tfw they fell asleep...
>>145542213
>:C
>>145542025
nous sommes un mouvement eternel dans le temps
we each said forever and always a whole lot but always is valueless and i wish i didn't exist :^)
>>145542187
You've made him cry, anon!
>>145542127
MxF
>>145542194
>>145542075
>>145542097
>>145542115
>>145542118
Thank you!
>>145541714no
>>145542294
ill cuddle u sintead bby
>>145542414
But I did yesterday
>>145542294
That's what they want you to think... gotta keep better tabs on them, betcha they're making someone /real/ happy right about now!
>>145542393
It's a potato. It's produce. It doesn't have emotions.
>>145542348
If its till death do we part, you should have killed them when you separated.
>>145542398
meeting peeps from online can be scary, but itll be rewarding!
>>145542498
yeaa i know :b
>>145542398
What if he's ugly?
I'm about to hit 60 with my DoM, have a serpentskin BTN at 60 and am about to level my other crafts to 50.
Are there any immidiate gil sinks at DoM level 60 or can i spend my current money on vanity stuff?
BTN shouldnt cost me more gil since the follow up gear is script gear, right?
>>145542502
shut UP
>>145542697
Everyone here is ugly.
>No cute catboi little brother
>>145542697
if theyve arranged IRL meetup, surely theyve exchanged pics...
No potato bullying allowed!
You'll have to deal with his angry Roe onii-san.
>>145542697He's not. You don't date somebody for so long without knowing at least what they look like.
>>145542546
I've met people before but nothing out of state. This is west coast to east. A bit scary but more pricey, really
>>145542831
>uk/aus relationship here
>not via ffxivg, thank god
>fucking scary as hell stepping off a plane on the other side of the world, having lied to your family about what/who you're doing, and knowing that if things dont work out, youve got no alternative place to stay
>>145542631
Oh!
Well then.Carry onHow goes story/crafts?
>>145542831
It could've been Berke
What did he do to deserve this, Colette......
Nidhogg ex is the kinda fight you can get to the last phase and nearly clear through luck, but unless you clear that run, subsequent runs will be people dying to random mechanics because they don't understand them well enough to do consistently.
>>145542546
i wouldn't kill anyone
and i wouldn't be able to kill anyone via the internetwe were gonna be together in person but things fell apart before that.
>>145538071
>>145542774
You asked for help in what to do with a potato. Best thing in the world is twice baked potato. Mashed is a close second though, I guess.
Re: Master gatherer titles
Does anyone have one? How long would it take? That's a lot of items. Seems like it would take over a year of dedicated grinding.
>>145543049
/soothe
M-maybe if you couldnt kill them, you should just... kill yourself instead...?
>>145540759
O-Ok! Just don't bee too rough.
>>145541310I met him like 2 years ago, before joining Saint. He was super cute and I wanted to hang with him, but it seems I was too pushy and we didn't got much chemistry, but we ended as friends and we talked from time to time.
Meanwhile, I met other people, trying to find someone, but he was always there, sometimes to try to move away from them, or just to talk and have a good time.
It was until I when was with my previous partner, I felt super depressed because my previous partner used to be depressed too and making my life a bit miserable, and I couldn't leave him by myself.
So he (with the help of another friend) helped me to surpass that hard situation. He also introduced me to many new friends. That was a year ago. I have been great with him since then.we just EB recently (we didn't had the time to plan the day, and during all this time we just accepted us as a couple).
>>145542962
i'm about to go do the whorleater, and it seems rather intimidating actually... here's to hoping i don't wipe >.>
Little potato's in bed, the anger spree has calmed for now.
Night, /xivg/.
I need a drink.
>>145542730
>tfw you reply to the wrong post and make everything you just said obsolete and pointless.
>>145542996
Just not my type and we have our differences in opinions on some matters.You don't date somebody who's a "big brother" to you, remember?
>>145543049
Who are you talking about?
I wanted Cutespeed...
>>145543129
That's gay af yo wtf
>>145543167
no shut up
let me have this
>>145542831
I'm glad it worked out for ya.Tried a long distance relationship once but my partner didn't want to fly across the country by herself. And things ended up falling apart from her constant hesitation.But I guess there was some major trust issues from her side so it was for the best.
>>145543129
Even pedophiles can find love. Strangely uplifting.
>>145543101
I want to
almost every single day of my life I want to and I have to constantly deal with thoughts of itthis is really corny and lame but they taught me i could be happy, and be faithful, and feel love (both to give and receive) again, i didn't think i could be any of those things, or could feel those things anymore, until i met them.
so now i stick around in absolutely futile effort to maybe find those feelings in someone else again some day.
>>145543214
Just a person who is gone now
you didn't want me
Haven't played in almost a year, should I just make a new character on a different server or continue to play on my dead one?
Are Alex drops uncapped now?
How do i fish? I use controller because i just press 2 buttons when it vibrates, do i need to time it or anything? I tried fishing yesterday and my first ~15 catches were HQ, but then just NQ. Is there a strategy or just press buttons and the rest is rng?
btw how long will it take to 20-50? Took me like 2 hours yesterday to 15-20.
>>145543375
Which one is the dead one?
>>145543386
Yes
>>145543201
whyd you send nudes to your brother
and why would a brother sell his sisters nudes for 200 dollars
>>145543412
Exodus
>>145543375
What server you are? What level you were? How many seasonal items did you had?
Is there a reason to run Weeping more than once a week.
>>145543350
I hope you learn to like yourself again anon~<3
>>145543425
OWCH
This place has some real drama issues.
What a scumbucket
>>145543425
lmfao
is this a real thign that happened holy shit
>145543425
is it "i read and believe everything on the thread" hour again
>>145543452
Exodus, 60 and not that many, some Valentines stuff, some Halloween stuff, Shantotto and DQ Golem.
>>145543505
better than 'moonie' hour, or 'catbois arent an abomination' hour
>>145543425
>4chan
Do you really need to ask?
>>145543505
no it's a saying things ippiki told a group call with 15 people hour
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SS8tw0cZME
>Godspeed
hot turtle on turtle action
>>145543486
Only if you didn't get your i230 piece from there the first time.
Post lewd cats or AuRas please.
>>145543595
Who are you, holy shit
Your voice is sex
>>145543595
abe sounds like he smokes a lot
>>145542730
Wonder what they could be doin'... Probably having the time of their life, getting pleased in ways /you/ could never please them... They most likely only lead you on because you're decent entertainment, but once they've had enough and want the /real/ stuff they "fall asleep" or "have to go" and hop on that alt you didn't know about and become the slut you never knew... it's a shame really... Oh well! :)
>>145543520
Exodus is a good server. The Shantotto and the Golem are super rare now, and the Valentione stuff is good too.
You should keep that char, anon. Instead of leveling again, use that time to find a new TV and new friends.
>>145543667
Not me
>>145543672
Good morning piggy
>>145543595
M-more...?
>>145543563
but moonie hour is best hour anon
too bad I don't have any good pictures on this phone or I'd start moonieposting RIGHT MEOW
>>145543595
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>145543713
what
Me and my team of cat scientists have been working on studying moonie culture and behavior from an objective point of view. Our results surprised even us, and have led us to conclude that moonies are irredeemable and insatiable sluts. Our professional recommendation is for complete and total annihilation of the moonie race.
>>145543667
that's abe
>>145543595
>skeletal
godspeed is chubzz dude
>>145543702
>Exodus is a good server.
Fuck you.
Signed,
Excalibur.
>>145543787
What's wrong?:^)
>>145543776
I'm kidding ya berk~
>on phone
Fellow EU based worker slacking off from doing actual work?
>>145543823
>same as sunnyside sluts
Purge them both then.
>>145543823
Wait a sec... what if they're cute? Can they not be spared!
>>145543823
Yeah I might be a moonie and also a slut but I don't get why that makes our race a candidate for mass extermination.Let us please you in ways you didn't know were possible instead~
>>145543823
That's not justice.
>>145543674
this is the most disgusting fetish of all
die
>>145543924
The cute ones especially must be purged
>>145544021
NTR woop woop
get cucked on
>>145543906
pretty much
I just want to play video games and post cats but I'm stuck here instead ugh
vacation soon at least
>>145543902
aAAAAAAAAAaaaAAAaAaAaaaaaa
>>145543858
falconhoof.jpg
>>145543972
Nope, it's justice.
The moonie subrace has been found guilty of being lewd degenerates and have been sentenced to death.
Why won't he talk to me anymore?
>>145543906
Fuck work, i ain't gonna rip my ass apart for 9 hours but instead will do nothing for 8 and work for 1. If my workday was 4-5 hours i would work more but 9? Fuck you.
>>145544090killgodspeed
Hah hey what ^ bruce
>>145544039
What sort of reverse neosociety apocalyptic bullshit logic is this?!
>>145544130
Because you stopped sucking his dick.
>>145544068
/hug
I know the feel.
But for au'ra instead of catsluts.
You deserve to be fired.
I've even got meetings and shit today so i cant even doss around here all day
>>145544161
Hey man, I'm not insulting you, im doing the same, and i love my job!
>>145544091
