>>145506228
>Character Planner
https://www.mugenmonkey.com/
>KING'S FIELD
http://pastebin.com/G8zw0sc3
>DEMON'S SOULS
http://pastebin.com/RjpF5s7a
>DARK SOULS
http://pastebin.com/eNY3su63
>DARK SOULS 2
http://pastebin.com/CAx8Yc8v
>BLOODBORNE
http://pastebin.com/WdLBWD8n
>DARK SOULS 3
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u8Mak1goSv4g73g16XsWV4sJelDQUatWkP2kcO6GVAA/pub
first for ghru curved sword
Anyone got a Clerick's candlestick their not using?
Post webms
Is Kriemhild the most disgusting female NPC in any SoulsBorne game or what?
>getting backstabbed by a Ghru
Well fuck me again
>>145530105
Sure, let me boot up my Gameboy Advanced.
>>145530173
fun in farron keep
>>145530057
>the bleed-dedicated curved sword has the highest AR in the entire weapon class
>the poison-dedicated curved sword has among the lowest
It's not fair
>tfw you can't help two anons at the same time
>you can't help that anon who was in like NG+++ Archivies and other shit
>the 2 hit system is so flawed that a pack of rats is more lethal than a single red eyed enemy
>>145530218
I'm talking about the other candlestick senpai
>>145530297
I snipe rats in the dungeon after being staggered to death by them.
>>145530297
So like normal then
>>145530260
Don't worry! We'll get a poison buff soon.;_;
>>145530105
send greirat to irithyll, he'll sell one then
>>145530309
Don't worry, I have one on my Wii-U save.
>>145530134
BALANCED
>>145530357
Only if we go back to Dark2
>>145530137
karla and heysel look worse than her
>>145530297
>he didn't die repeatedly to the 2 rats under the dragon bridge in ds1
>>145530363
kek, he's still imprisoned, guess I'll go free the nigga
>>145530363
Just don't let him die! Make sure that Siegward is there when Greirat is stealing, or he'll die.
How did thrusting swords get nerfed? Can I finally use an estoc without people meme crystaling out?
This game's playerbase went way downhill post-DS
most of you are insufferable or straight up stupid
>>145530489
why not use a weapon thats more than just r1 though?
>>145530442
>Heysel became a worm is because she thought she wasn't pretty enough
Stop bullying the poor girl
>>145530446
N-No I didn't senpai...
At the very least you could poise stack infinite rats in DaS1 orblack knight swordthem
>>145530565
>unironically ganking
nice.meme
>>145530424
>700 damage
doing over half the guy's health
the dangers of 27 vigHe'd have likely died anyway but wear a fucking life ring holy shit
So whats the difference between a mad dark spirit and just a normal dark spirit?
>>145530540
Because the real weapon is in my left handand I've been rocking the Saint Bident because it's so pretty
Fantastic work all around by fromsoftware.
anyone got more of these?
>>145530657
>bandwagon vs bandwagon
>>145530692
They're mad spirits, but enemies won't attack them and they cannot attack enemies
>>145530692
A mad dark spirit is there to kill whoever, and the normal ones try to kill the host. Also, summoning a mad dark spirit lets them co-op with friendly fire on, but they can decide to murder you.
>>145530692
Mad Dark Spirits can actually gain something out of killing phantoms, either invaders or summons.
>>145530724
The Vicar Amelia one is my favorite.
>>145530706
I use a talisman and a real mans weapon, git gud
>>145530134
you're a fitly filename thief REEEEEEEEeee
>>145530731
>implying i haven't been using fists for months.
>>145530692
Madmen can kill phantoms of any alignment OR hosts in order to get them shackles, dark spirits have to kill the host
>>145530624
Yeah, lots of retarded people down here at SL80, it's pretty funny how viable the opponent's stupidity is in this meta.
>>145530442
>not using Heysel's face as a base to make your own magic waifu
She's a really good starter kit to be honest
>>145530274
We had a great time too!
Also, reposting:
>PC, pw dsg, Halfway Fortress in 15 minutes to dried finger low level fun on NG
>>145530756
>>145530757
>>145530765
Okay, thanks.
Separate question, is the golden ritual spear a good substitute for a +10 court staff?
>>145530818
I use yuria's as a base and havent been disappointed, maybe ill try heysel one day though
>>145530818
>low level fun on NG
Can I bring my 120 shitter?
>>145530818
>Forgot picture
>>145530945
If he can survive at like, level 20-ish with downscale
>>145530895
Heysel's got this death glare going on but a little crestfallen slider action turns that frown
into a less of a frown
>>145530624
Lifering won't save you.
>>145531098
didnt you say that character was a boy
>>145530808
>filename thief
MY VICTIM FLEW HIGHER, I"M ENTITLED TO IT
>>145531098
>If he can survive at like, level 20-ish with downscale
How does the nerf even work? Should I upgrade my smoughhammer to +5 for fun and videogames
>>145531137
muh hyper armour
>>145531098
Can a level 500 play?
>>145531098
>>145531153
He did, yeah.
Thanks, based fagman.And thanks for the sliders, most of all.
so whens the pope event and are SL120superman allowed?
if they are i was thinking i should make a SL150 to be the king among the shitters
>>145531137
how the fuck did you do 600 damage with 1 r1???????????????????????????????? is the game broken
>>145530134
>>145531137
Seems like this WA is hard counter aginst baiting UGS
level 1, no healing, no shielding, no pendant, no damage
Way harder than it seemed.
I only have ONE more challenge left until I'm finally free, and that's Kalameet. S-surely it won't be that hard
>>145531206
No, only level 387 :^)
>>145531173
Sure, but I don't know if that helps invalidate it
>>145531153
he's a soft faced man
>>145531189
It's the only effective way to land this shitty WA, with a telegraphed Hyper armor bait.
>>145531361
Jeez, dude, good luck. The real problem isn't the fight, it's the migrane you'll get from his telekenesis attack.
>>145531349
It's L1 two hit
>>145531378
I'll put my sign down now
>>145530134
biggest shitters=bleedfags
holy fuck did I make a mistake buying this
i cant even beat this frost dog with a mace
doesnt help the controls are all in xbox
>>145531571
>are all in xbox
i dont know why this is funny too me
>>145531571
your garbage kid
I have no life, a dried finger, and a thirty six pack of Pibb Xtra
Character Level: 17
NG
pw dsg
Lettuce begin this journey of discovery
>>145531252Of course.
>tfw just spent 2 weeks beating DS1 and DS2 to play DS3 and now I'm too burnt out on "fuck-you-in-the-ass" type vidya
>>145531336
if 120 is allowed SL800 may as well be allowed.
>>145531571
>doesnt help the controls are all in xbox
My sides
>pskid trying to play in a real platform
What is the lowest level before I end up invading level 120s?
>>145531137
that fucking weeaboo ninja leap is absrudly OP, nice job FROM
>>145531630
>Character Level: 17
Not going to get many invasions with how the covenant works
My sign is down
>>145531729
90
>>145531729
100SL
>>145531729
90
https://mpql.net/tools/dark-souls-3/?l=120&w=
DS3 metas:
80 ng endgame
90 invasions and darkmoon summon meta
100 what are you doing here meta
120 quality builds are god and magic is ok tier
150 melee/magic hybrids
anywhere else PVE metas
>>145531819
ignore this
>>145531795
>>145531803
>>145531807
Its 86 for mound-makers
can I use phantasm on LHB? Is it good?
>>145531785
>one of the worst WA
>OP
>>145531729
108
>>145531716
PC isn't a real platform?
>>145531937
it was buffed last patch tho, has hyperarmor and cant be rolled under
>>145531785
Its really fucking terrible and only hits non reactionary players, as in, bad players.
>>145531917
a madman wouldnt waste time with meta wanking
>>145531917
>some newfag want to avoid 120 because of memes and subculture war
>giving him correct answer
Come on. He's 40/40 shitter.
>>145532051
why do people like mound-makers so much? I tried it and most of the time id invade just to see "kill host or THREE phantoms"
and its like oh fuck why
i used my ember and put lightning on my sword and this frost doggo still killed me with half health left
fuck this
>>145532143
WILD
CARD
XD
>>145532143
only the sickest of cunts invade as moundies
Exactly how buff should I make my UGS guy?
The smaller one is default, the larger one is max arms.
Im wondering if I should put it somewhere in the middle or just be a brick shithouse
>>145532185
run past it and then cheese it with firebombs
When?
>>145532137
kek, haven't seen that version of it before
It's finally over. Shame it didn't take a screen for the plat though
would /dsg/ summon me :)
>>145532143
Because of funny grandpa hehehe
You can kill other reds
And good luck for red against 40end rolling host with bloodring and 3 pass summons.
Does anyone have the list of staves, chimes, and talismans and how much they're affected with scaling?
>>145532402
there's one in the OP on the ds3 docs
>>145532292
It seems like it's going to be Backflip only edition whenever they do add it.
>>145532395
Only shitters summon, so sorry senpai
>>145532006
I rolled through it and it completely ignored my i frames
>>145532363
Well done man
>sitting in anor londo on das1
>waiting for a summon for my entire life
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
And we're off!
Stray Demon killed one of our phantoms, and supplies are running short
Off to the Shrine for a quick tune up and level up, then we're back
Old Wolf of Farron
Dried Finger
Character Level 17+ ish
pw dsg
>>145532519
Thanks, I guess it's back to working on my waifus and husbandos
Why do my weapons do jack shit in DaS II?
Why can't I parry very well?
How do I kill damn near the easiest enemies
?
>>145532541
sign down fampai
>>145532541
>die to demon
>again
>get concord shortly after
It could have been worse, where are you guys now?
>>145532690
Old Wolf of Farron
>>145532231
You should start by not wearing the shitty alva gauntlets. No really, they're one of the worst pieces of armor in the game, compare them to the nameless or fallen gauntlets. I don't even think they look good.
>>145532741
Are you the same guy that SL600+ and Bloodborne helped last time?
>>145532464
but will it have iframes
At least I've got something to help with the Souls itch until the DLC hits
Guess who juststomped on the firekeeper's head?
Well, did I do it? Is the cycle of fire and darkness finally ended? God knows it was easy to accomplish, though the last couple of boss fights we'rent a joke.
Also, I thought this video might warm your shriven crestfalllen souls:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lArofP1x7c8 [Embed]
>>145532962
I wish backstep had iframes
>>145533036
i wish backstep had infinite poise
FROST
DOG
ON
5%
HEALTH
FUCK
THIS
>sit at sl89 for several days waiting for buddy
>bounce between pontiffs and helping rando bo bandos with Aldrich
>at this point in time I believe there is a group of around 30-40 players who I have fought atleast 5 times each
>cry tears of joy when I fight new people
Jesus Christ I'm so tired of seeing the same slack jawed faggots over and over again. They never change anything about their setups. Literally nothing except maybe what parry tool they are using.
How could this much monotony possibly be fun for people?
>>145532541
Heysel just fucked our shit up
That pick axe, man.
>>145532910
Bloodborne?
Salt and Sanctuary?
Fuck I want to play Bloodborne. Fuck Sony
>>145533036
No you fucker. We still have epic twitch spins here in DS3. It's not BB
>>145533102
this would work too, would be nice to be able to backstep out of straight sword spam then do a backstep attack
>>145529825
>invade forest with sl38 character with plus 5 weapon
>just 1 host spamming wog with sorcerers and a hornet ring great club
>he's wearing the witches set
>kill him with the red tearstone ring and the help of the bandit npc
>98000 souls
nice
>>145533141
She sure did
Those fucking curse clouds didn't help either
Do you need embers?
>mfw your little co-op party dies
;_;
>>145533141
>>145533228
Oh shit, sign where?
I'm still here!
>>145533115
And there a lot of people who use Dark Sword for NG+6. They don't use anything except dark sword for 100+ hours. Try 120SL
>>145532431
>>145532479
Thanks!
>>145533036
Backsteps were really strong in PvP in DaS2 with any decent amount of AGL.
>>145533439
the game looks terrible in this pic senpai
Why is he such a fucking crybaby faggot ?
also he does legion's gesture ironically right ?
>>145533439
What is it about Dark Souls that makes everything made of meat look like its made of plastic?
FUCK
VORDT
>>145533648
No one cares Peeve
>>145533726
pfff
>>145533735
who the fuck is peeve ?
>>145533726
heres your reply
try /v/
>>145533563
I mainly thought his face would make a funny [screams externally] kind of picture.
>>145533785
No one cares Jund
>>145533726
could screenshot your entire screen with that up fullscreen and the date visible for me senpai
>>145533726
I would have expected you to have returned it for Iudex Gundyr
>>145533726
(lol
>>145533648
DamnNoHtml is more crying faggot.
>someone called him for being metashitter
>he start making bitching videos
>still use metagarbage and autistic spins
>people using gestures in middle of duel agaisnt him because of cancer playstyle
>still triggered
>>145533845
>when Yorshka sees you putting on the Rosaria's Fingers pendant
>>145533726
Okay I got him
>>145534027
Whcih cov had the coolest icon?
>Still discussing meta when we all agree on 125 and 200
80fags and 120fags need to fuck off
http://www.strawpoll.me/10479056/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10479056/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10479056/
>>145533726
Pathetic
Sorry about making you watch the cutscenes. Abyss Watchers is my favorite boss.
Take a bathroom break, get a drink etc.
We're heading to the Cathedral of the Deep next, for the purpose of the doll.
So Alva bros, any more Co-op for tonight?
>>145534219
SL 700 is the new meta my friend
>>145534219
>>145534356
>people too lazy too get all skill capes
802 is the god meta
>>145534107
I personally like the Aldrich Faithful's icon.
>>145534163
I laughed.
Rate build
https://www.mugenmonkey.com/darksouls/400636
>>145530818
Got Heysel's sliders? I need it for reasons.
>>145531646
DaS3 is probably one of the easiest games
>>145534492
Retarded amount of Vit
Just put more into END and get more poise, you can never have enough poise
>>145534353
>>145534343
One second Alva bros, gonna go kill the tree and make Havel's Ring
If you want to get a head start put your signs by the Crucifixion Woods bonfire then by the one outside the Cathedral itself
>>145534343
>>145534353
Looking foward to more coops!
>>145534492
>37 poise
it's shit
>>145534614
>>145534634
>just show up at the end
I also should not have changed this character's name.Sign at the woods
>most of the faggots that run around anor londo with obscuring ring and dunce crown trying to 1 shot people are gook slant japs
Why are they the biggest pussies in this fucking game
>>145534107
The Watchdogs of Farron
>>145534445
youre right
>>145534778
i wonder waht the actual best build would be at this meta
>>145534728
Well your pictures says because they're fucking white males
>>145534516
http://imgur.com/a/HkrMw
>>145534219
150 would be great for melee/magic hybrids
>>145530137
Maybe but I think it says more about how bad DS3 characters look in general than it does about Kreimhild-chan
>>145534728
>most of the faggots that run around anor londo with password summoned gank squad and obscuring ring trying to rape people are fat burgers
Why are they the biggest pussies in this fucking game? 90% gank squads on PS4 are US boys.
>>145534943
Wow, Londor Pale Shade is really handsome.
>>145534660
No it isn't
>>145534597
It has two ring slots ( no FAP ring)so I could add wolf ring and still have hornet/ flip/ red tear. 32 poise is all you need
>>145534696
just your luck, made another mementoWaiting for the seeker at crucifixion
>Doing DS2 Brume Tower
>Guy jumps out of the snow and slams me into the ground
>"Wow that was bullshit they won't do that twice"
>Exact same thing 2 seconds later
Also what level are you supposed to be for this area? Those lightning witches and bow ghosts take no less than 20 fucking soul arrows to kill.
>>145535047
That's actually just the default male face. Same with several other NPCs like Leonhard and Albert
Killed a tree, got juiced by Yoel's jew magic, refined a Zweihander
You know, the usual.
PC, pw dsg, low level dried finger
Signs at Crucifixion Woods bonfire
>>145535027
>most of the gank squads are US
that's universal baby in fact most fo the gank squads are Euroscum
It's one thing if you run into gank squads though and you want to give yourself advantage by maxing INT to 60 and Viggouging yourself to oblivion so a fart can kill you but when you see 1 host fight fucking fair not like a fucking bitch
>>145535268
>low level dried finger
This won't work, won't get invaded unless you level up to the area's average
>>145535324
25 +2 is probably fine for Cathedral as it stands at the moment
I expect Carthus Catacombs to really heat things up in terms of invasions though
>>145532464
Is this a WA or removed content? What weapon is that?
>>145535392
Cathedral is more like ~33 +3.
Also sign is down on top of a rock
>>145535202
don't know what level you should be but you can trivialize going through most DLC areas if you use Alluring Skulls/Yearn
>>145535452
Unused content.
The weapons are the Gold and Silver Tracers, but they're not involved in the backflipping. It's forcing yourself into a weight class "below" 0% that gives you the flip.
>>145534818
almost there my friend only 575 levels to go
>>145535202
No idea what level you're meant to be, but I did it after I finished the main game since I didn't look up shit like where to find the keys until afterwards
It's a slog no matter what, don't worry
>poisoning hosts and their phantoms in undead settlement
>their despair as they didn't came prepared for poison of all things
This is delicious.
>>145535779
poison literally does no damage at all
>>145535649
Damn nigga, do you see ANYONE anymore?
>>145535649
>90 vitality
shit mane youre not fucking around are you
>>145535649
>Darkmoon
Wow you really hate being summoned huh
>>145535850
i get invaded once in a while but they get 3 hit
>>145533648
If you do everything ironically you do everything unironically
>Armor barely matters at all so stacking vit is basically worthless
Goddamnit. I want to use the heavy armor sets without needing to fatroll
>>145535825
It does enough for low level. 6 damage a tick from storyteller with that ridiculous duration can take out 4 to 5 estus on itself. Nobody buys moss that early.
>>145535942
>to add insult to injury, havels ring gives a whopping FIFTEEN percent to equip load
and people actually think they didnt design the game with poise intended to be working
no other explanation makes sense
>>145535275
>1 host
Never belive in this shit. I use mage for invasions 50-120SL:
>1 host with 3 obscuring ring 200SL mages (45 dex bruh)
>1 host (1500hp+ bloodring+40end) only rolling and resumoning phantoms.
>1 host, 3 phantoms and red.
>host pretending to being alone and summon pass boys when the time comes
Everyone are shitters because of ability to summoning fuckboys and chug estus without any punish. Even lonely host can be bait and your worst nightmare. This is war, not DS1
>>145535942
>only str builds would even consider it
BALANCED
You're a fucking bitch
As soon as that Dark Hand, and those Untrue Rings are within my possession, I'm killing you and smothering your ash on the Handmaiden's face
The only reason I wouldn't now is because I think she makes me pay more
>>145535858
>Rolling at the speed of sound
>>145535710
>It's a slog no matter what, don't worry
>Don't worry
Okay which of the DLCs is the least shit, then? Gotta work my way up.
>>145536125
>crown
2chuuni
2cringe
>>145535920
>Rolling at the speed of sound
>Rolling AROUND at the speed of sound
I played that level so fucking much, and I think I did it because of Chao things.
>>145536204
hahahahahahahaIron Crown was the one I liked most, but that's not saying much. Ivory looks nice but that's literally it, and Sunken was just bad all around in my opinion
>>145536204
Ivory King is amazing.
>>145535825
it's toxic
>>145536125
your character looks like a lithuanian slut i know
>>145536029
Well at SL65 I play to help people and if I get invaded by a mage shitter that can see me with by myself as I run after them and they just haul ass and run into mobs then as I run away they spam CSS, I'm sorry but that makes you a pussy bitch in my book.
>mfw you can switch covenants now during an invasion so I can switch to way of blue and have cops and dorks earn their ears
>>145536310
audible laughter
>>145536310
I'm convinced this is still the best webm that's come out of DS3
Can anyone here on PC give me 99 souls of a great champion? Don't feel like levelling yet another character.
>>145536087
What do you get out of killing her anyways?
>>145536346
still shit and not as good as bleed
>yfw you fell for the storyteller staff is good meme
>>145536513
>HURR IF IT'S NOT TOP OF THE META 44/40/40/40 IT'S SHIT
>EVEN FOR A SOUL LEVEL 20+2 SETTLEMENT INVASION
/dsg/ is fucking retarded
>vit and end is useless in general
>str and dex is useless because of raw
>no need for more than 27 vig
Is it a sign for making a sorcerer for full int in ds3?
I tried cosplaying this guy once. Got bodied because Longsword + Bandit's Knife is fucking stupid
Also, I think we're being followed considering this is the same guy who invaded in Crucifixion Woods
>>145536460
Ashes, and by extension her clothes and Darkdrift (of which nothing can defend against)
>>145536460
Motherfucking darkdrift, son.
>>145536460
You get her set, darkdrift, and londor pale shades will invade you at certain spots.
You do miss on the Pale Shade Set if i'm not mistaken though
>>145536645
>epic scriptkid following us
Nice. Pls summon ;_;
DUDE PARRY LMAO
>>145536626
>end is useless
babby weapon swinger detected
>>145536396
Low lvl mages don't have HP. They die after two SS/rapier hits. You can just roll all CSS and chase him. And they have limited esuts
>>145536741
>You do miss on the Pale Shade Set if i'm not mistaken though
nah
pale shade ONLY invades if you've aggroed or killed her
>>145536786
But you have to coop with it to get the set, right?
I don't remember
>>145536229
then what should i wear?
>>145536741
Makes me mad that the mask doesn't expose the back of your character's head for ponytail reasons.
>>145536773
The spells are all easy to dosge but NG++ fireballs and the two guards aren't.
Don't try to justify it, having 10 Vig with 60INt was your decision as was being a faggot who thought it would be LOL SO FAHNNYY XDD running around with an obscuring ring trying to 1 shot people and don't even try to lie that you don't do it to any host even those without other phantoms I've seen people do it to fight club hosts as well it's just an all around pussy move and should be rectified somehow.
>>145536832
no
summoning it once at either abyss watchers or pontiff gets you a gesture
making yuria mad and then killing shade at swamp and irithyll makes the set spawn back at firelink
>>145536768
Anon pls.
>he chug
>you run
>50/50 R1 or backstab
>he think its R1
>he wrong
>le kek parry lmao rekt gestures
>>145536645
Bro what's your VIG at?
Invaded by Mad Jester again, currently hiding somwhere in the Cathedral.
Fun fact: If you have maggots on you but no torch, getting hit by one of the robed cathedral women that carry around arbalests and shit will cleanse of them since it's a fire attack
>>145537131
16, been boosting stuff for my refined Zwei
>>145535275
>most fo the gank squads are Euroscum
That's not my experience. Invading Euro times, I get the occasional solo host, some duos going through the level, the occasional impromptu fightclub, and a few ganksquads. Invading US hours? Literally nothing but ganksquads everywhere I go.
Why would one chose the great over the large club?
The damage difference is minuscule compared to the stat requirements.
Mad Jester you little cunt
That fucking Dark Hand hits like a fucking truck what the fuck
FEAR
>>145537208
>16
>16 fucking VIG
>using refined at these levels
Do yourself a favor and raw that shit up and level up your vigor
>>145537208
>>145537272
yea, throwing knives for roughly 20% of my life
Killed me with a hornet riposte, suspicious amounts of estus, but GG anyways,I know you're in this thread
>>145537409
No :^0
Good thing I got that Life Ring :^)
>>145537227
then it looks like everyone's experience is different then, what a shocker, since most of mine have been nothing but eurotrash, IN PARTICULAR Spain and france.
>>145537447
I haven't seen anything suggesting he left, then again I've been posting in here so I can't see
He hasn't discovered my location though
Sign down at the cleansing bonfire again and I might be able to swooce right in
0 estus and 1 hit away from death, heart beating
>>145537464
It's always good to have 20hp more instead of leveling up vig at low levels.
Do you ever wonder how many times you met someone from here by chance in Co-op or PvP /dsg/?
>>145537572
If their name is really dumb I assume it's /dsg/
One time I invaded and got invaded back to back by someone from here, though. They cooped Oceiros with me and then we were both invading in Untended Graves
>>145537572
Im The Woomy on Xbox... no one ever saw me
>>145537480
>then it looks like everyone's experience is different then, what a shocker
I know, right? It's almost like there are thousands of people playing the game all over the world at any time.
>>145537551
VERY SUSPICIOUS
>>145537572
If they have memes (or any variation of) in their names then they're most likely from here. Though I've never met anyone in-game that I was completely certain was from here
>>145537762
Yeah I saw someone called Unkindled Cuck I bet it was one of you fuckers
>>145537572
I think I invaded Zullie once.
DID YOU EXPECT A DARK HAND?
IT WAS ME, WORMS
>>145537572
Never. Except trading and ganking with Pliskin and pyrobro here.
Fuck this I'm buying a torch
On the plus side I need to level up one more time to meet the Murakumo's requirements
>doing Pontiff co-op
>Sulyvahn summons Gylbehrt
>they both freeze
>nothing hurts them
>host and I both spam attacks but nothing's happening
>finally we just kind of stop, puzzled
>suddenly host goes 100-0 in an instant
>he fades out, boss still hasn't moved
What the fuck just happened?
>>145537970
>That webm
HAH
i think ive just about given up on pvp in this fucking game, literally everywhere i've invaded is 70% gank squads. using a fucking cheap weapon.
there is literally no point invading anymore may as well get used to putting red signs down at pontiff from now on.
>>145537970
damn nice play by kirkbro there
nobody expects anyone to be that fucking dumb
>>145538051
I'm off for the night. Have fun and shit
>Aldrich Faithful
>Your ally's already there
>The game spawns you half a continent away
>Fucker can't hold it together long enough for you to get there
C'mon assholes, if you see your partner spawn, back up
Still beat them, though. Gotta love hyperarmor
Spinutto, sign off near the Deacons
Short and sweet
I'm gonna finish that up and probably just playMemewatchthe rest of the night
>>145538075
But at least I roll here for nine minutes. Host was much worse as I remember. Rolling with bloodring is relaxing
Did they buff the Dancer's TS?
At 35/35, I'm doing a lot of damage. It also feels like my L1s are costing less stamina.
>>145538613
sure thing, let's beyblade
you can stun some enemies using fire attacks, but explosive bolts don't trigger those interactions for some reason
i hope it will get patched
nobody complains about PvE though, so it probably won't
>>145538804
Japs complain about PvE all the time.
And japs are the only ones who get listened to.
There's a demon's souls megamule...
>>145538613
aaand we're done
feel free to add me if you wanna continue this playthrought laterI hope you're a genji player
>>145538914
>mfw japs killed tail cuts
If it was optimized a little better maybe, but I love tail weapons.
>>145539013
Wait, that's why there aren't any tail weapons?
I mean not many bosses in DS3 even HAVE tails but still
DARK SOULS 2
CAN SOMEONE HELP ME SL 12 WITH ARMOR MAN BOSS IN HEIDE'S TOWER
?
I AM AT BONFIRE.
>>145539110
Try circling around
and then
Try strike
>>145539110
What soul memory? That's the important bit
>>145539168
not many souls at all
>>145539160
I know but my weapons are all bad I get so close and die
>>145538914
why did they think Vordt needed the nerf?
any attack used to stagger him out of the frost breath but now it's not true and you ususally kill him before he does anything in phase 2
Recap
>ran around like a headless chicken killing crabs in some swamp
>killed some 6 ft tall edgemasters
>got juiced by a jew
>met a bitch with the dark hand
>met the greatest and final boss of dark souls in the cathedral
>chased by a cheater through a graveyard
>bled to death by maggots
>found the strength to wield my weapons
>spun like a madman against some priests
>became a pope
Still no sign of Karla. Perhaps we should keep looking on Day 2 of Alva's epic journey?
>>145539010>mfw
I am! Genji, McCree, Mercy, Roadhog, and Hanzo are my favorites per hero type.MitZnefet #1689
>>145539217
As in what number does it say your soul memory is on the status screen.
That's what matchmakings based off
>>145539078
Yep, Japanese players didn't like it.
>>145538074
you need to git gud
watch iskys and learn how to destroy whole worlds even with unpopular weapons
>>145538914
From doesn't listen to anyone
We complain they don't listen to us and favor nippons, and vice versa
Meanwhile From balance team checks reddit and their forums once in a while to see if there are game breaking bugs or strats, balance is way down on their priority list
>>145539078
IGNORANT SLAVE, FINALLY WANT MY TAIL, DO YOU?
>>145539289
Because Vordt is the most difficult boss in Dark Souls, obviously.
Surprised that people can actually kill him even with the nerf, the guy's so strong
>>145539078
Yeah japs bitched about how poorly optimized the tail cuts were and they stopped doing them
Tail cut weapons were fucking awesome though, fuck them. Kalameet's Tail cut weapon was SWEET.
>>145539371
>cutting off Oceiros' tail doesn't net you the Moonlight Catalyst that when paired with the MLGS will revert it to how it was in BB
ONE job
>>145539313
No Japanese dev listens to anyone but Japanese players. The entire rest of the world doesn't even exist to them in terms of player opinions.
>>145539372
sarcasm overdrive
I killed everyone in Firelink Shrine, did I goof? Can I go back to a previous save or something?
>>145539217
>my weapons are all bad
You can buy this thing early and clear half the game with it
>>145539293
10k
now 22k
I beat the Dragonslayer.
Gimped past all the other sentinals.
I found a humanity to get my healthy back up, thats all I needed
Next event date poll
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More info (should I change anything?)
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>>145539374
I thought those fuckers weren't a bunch of goddamn pussy faggots
Well... when it came to videogames, anyway
>>145539689
Shrine maiden respawns, increases her prices by 20%.
Firekeeper respawns, no change.
Andre respawns, pissed off at you and won't do shit until you go to the statue of Velka and absolve your sins.
Ludleth respawns, gives you some nice lore about what it feels like to link the fire.
Everyone else, you're fucked.
>>145539689
If you made a save backup, yes
If not, NG+ only, nigga
It's not so bad, as you can turn their ashes to the handmaiden and buy their stuff.
Andre is the real problem, as he will refuse service, dunno if velka's statues fixes this
>>145539853
RABBIT GO HOME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>145539868
It does.
>use cracked red eye orb
>get an invasion
>as soon as i enter the world
>"Master of world has challenged area boss. Returning to your world."
>it consumed the cracked red eye orb
>>145539795
>tfw only weekend I'm busy is winning
stop it you guys ;-;
>>145539795
>tfw no Elite Cleric set to defend popes in
>>145539975
>using cracked orbs
youre a child
>invade a world
>guy is hosting a fight club
>as soon as they see me everyone charges me
u2
>>145539975
This is why the actual red eye orb is so early in the game
Fuck you don't even need to ever have invaded with a cracked orb to get it
>>145540103
Strange, because every time I see one I just take part in it
Maybe unequip your weapon
>>145539975
of all the getting nigged things DaS3 did
at the very VERY least it gives you a full eye orb early so you can get nigged more often
>>145539292I don't actually have the game as it is obscenely expensive where I live, but I appreciate the gesture. I would play genji and d.va though
When will we resume our serch for Zull...er I mean, Karla?
>>145539853
Mods are dead
>you can perserverance through fucking ugs stomp for a r1 r1 combo
god i love the BKS
>>145540327
Tomorrow-ish..
What is 39.99 cheeseburgers worth where you are though?
>going through the crypt in DS2
Holy fuck this place is terrible.
These statues that keep spawning like 5 spoogy gaosts are annoying as fuck, and the whole place just seems really poorly laid out.
>>145540103
unlucky
i usually just run to the high ground over the arena in pontiffs' and sit there, it looks as if im charging right to the host but ive never been attacked even if i invaded a fightclub
>>145540580
about 119.99 extortion bills, we gotta shit gold if we want to game
>>145540103
>invade a world
>guy is hosting a fight club
>walk slowly towards them, wave
>we're cool, I take part in the fun
If you beeline for the host as an invader, of course they're going to charge you.
>tfw hosting a FC, get hit with an Avelyn by an invader, and 5 reds take off running to murder him
>>145540769
If you could gift blizzard games I'd probably throw it to you
I do that shit all the time
>>145540769
what the shit
i wouldn't even buy the game for 40 burger coins
can you gift blizzard games?
>>145540675
i poorly laid out your mom lol
>>145540782
>tfw have a 40faith/str/dex dragonslayer greataxe with lloyds sword, hornet, sacred oath and lightning clutch just for one shotting FC hosts
Did Frampt ever do anything apart from pop out of holes, waffle at the Chosen Undead and consume vast quantities of poo?
>>145540858
>>145540890
I really appreciate the gesture guys, but I don't think you can gift bnet stuff
>>145541037
he gives you a metaphorical high five when you perform the dork lord ending, too.
>>145539795
SOME OF WORK WEEKENDS HERE
>fighting dood
>he summons solaire midfight
>solaire hits me once
>im at full health
>YOU DIED
um what
>>145540937
you can cast lightning blade as well by thumblebuffing, thus adding a shitton of damage and having a 100% chance to kill anyone in the game with a single backstab
>>145541168
PRAISE THE SUN
>>145541101
most don't though
Fairly sure more people work during the week than during the weekend
>>145541168
phantoms scale with NG+
Kinda like DS3's Hodrick, resulting in some ridiculous damage spikes
>>145541269
should I post more NG+++ Hodrick webms when I get the chance
Is DS2 on PS3 still alive?
I personally don't care for most of the changes SotFS made to DS2, so I play vanilla. However, it disappoints me just how dead vanilla on PC is. There's a PSN sale going on right now, so since the PS3 "SotFS" is actually just DS2 vanilla + DLC, I'm quite interested to know how active the online is.
>>145541269
Speaking of Hodrick, has anyone with CE looked into what his stats are like? He's gotta be significantly buffed in the version you can summon in Crucifixion Woods.
Pools of Blood for Dark Souls III when?
>>145541168
I did the same thing in DS1 to people at the gargoyle boss fight.
Get into like NG+++ and summon Lautrec and Solaire, and then sit there waiting for invaders in some low tier babby armor.
They wouild see me and think im a new guy and then NG+++ Solaire and Lautrec would cleave them a new asshole.
>>145541269
>NG++ creighton and alva
>>145541342
absolutely, crazy grandpa parries are entertaining to say the least.Try ganking him
>H
>O
>D
>R
>I
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>K
>>145541454
>dsg password mini event where a NG++++++++++ host summons low levels from NG to fight grandpa
>>145541351
both sotfs & vanilla will most likely be dead on ps3/4
anyone ever tried spell parrying in pvp? i tried it against the farron sages and their spells just deflect up and off the shield while i heard in pvp it gives you a riposte
Speaking of Hodrick..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B106mwQHc7U
in DS2 is there any reason to not just keep leveling up?
Soul memory kind of fucks everything up, so I see no reason to not just keep going and going.
Im at sl129 on my first time through and I havent done any grinding or anything. Ive still got tons of stuff left to do in the game including DLC.
>>145537572
I play Sun Herald Sera...though she is shitting around at SL 150....I still get summons from blades though...
>>145541718
Extremely easy pre-patch due to spells being slow and parry window large
Not so sure now, as even I who have a decent reaction time got hit by soulmass and darts
Soul spears and arrows are laughable easy though
Why is the crescent moon sword so awful? The weapon art hits the ground 3 feet in front of me 9 times out of ten. The weapon is slower and has less range than most regular straight swords as well as less damage.
They really fucked up with the weapons.
>>145541454
I did kill him eventually
The problem is that his Stance R2 does 1,400+ damage with hyperarmor as well
>22/ 35 with hunter and knights ring
>2handed profained gs has 600AR and has a good 2handmoveset unlike BK/ fume
>god tier WA
>>145541903
It does that if you lock on
Most complaints is that it's a moon light weapon with moon light projectiles that doesn't scale with INT, even though it's used by a sorcerer.
It has so much potential as a cool weapon for cool sorcerers though
>>145542069
I tried freeaim but that is also terrible because you can't control where it goes very well. Is there a bow that isn't shit for pvp?
>>145541780
if you care about "fair" pvp, 150-200 is a generally accepted range. since players can control their soul intake via the agape ring, most of such pvp takes place from 3-5 million soul memory. unless you plan on pvping in the arena, where soul memory is no longer used for matchmaking, then there is no reason to stop leveling while continuing to gain souls.
Why do people complain about tracking in DS2 and DS3? These taurus demons have delayed chops with perfect tracking. They will literally hit behind them and they have massive range and aoe
>>145542245
Composite, only viable pvp bow. it does pretty well actually since roll spamming is so broken and getting leo ring counter shots off is easy
>get a Dark Hand drop in New Londo on my first trip
>still can't get a fucking Bonewheel Shield drop in the Catacombs despite visiting it almost a dozen times
What the fuck am I doing wrong?
>>145542662
you arent using the Symbol of Avarice
Does anyone white sign summon mad spirits?
I have just played Dark Souls 3 for the first time (first time playing Souls games also). I have some noob questions:
- I am playing on PC, what is the best way to config my key?
- Does the starting souls important? (I died a couple time and was not careful enough to re-pick the souls when I die).
>>145542069
>parrying dagger
Why would you ever...
>>145542769
Use Xbox controller
which is better?
>>145542701
I have the Gold Serpent Ring though :(
>>145542769
games designed to be played with a controller, get those cheap chink ones if u cant be bothered
don't concern urself with souls, they aren't that important
>>145542875
Right, but you probably need less thicker gloves
>host summons for fight club
>opponent does UGS rolling R1
>parry him 3 times, get the riposte twice (no hornet faggotry, so he's still alive barely)
>these are consecutive
>host jumps down and attacks me
>Opponent backstabs host and we slaughter the host together
Why did he hop in and intervene? Did he think I was hacking because parrying a meme attack? PS4
>>145542875
Right for mustachio'd oldschool fisticuffs aesthetic.
>>145542350
Thanks dude this is pretty fun to use!
>>145542769
1. Xbox controller native support, or Scpserver for PS3 dualshock
2. Souls in the beggining are a commodity, but not your main resource, try sparing embers when you can and don't hoard souls
Have fun!
>>145543006
Dumbasses gonna dumbass.
>>145542829
To parry
>>145543091
yeah, it's actually pretty cheesy if you can get good with spacing and baiting people. had many perfect wins in the pontiff area with it
short bow has the same nice quickshots but i think it just has less AR no matter what
real shame they didn't make more decent or unique bows and xbows
>>145536628
wow thats actually not even kind of funny
>>145543178
Parrying dagger has like double the startup frames of parrying shields or the caestus though. It's more than medium shields!
>>145543128
breh
>>145537572
I killed Lucifer. It uses carthus curved swords like an omega faggot.
>>145543306
The cathedral knight in consumed kings garden phases through the top too, fucking dicks.
>>145537572
i recognize some names i see on summon signs occasionally
also some people in the steam group but idk if they still post or not
>>145543269
I wanted to parry
I take no instructions from a beta orbiter like you
>>145543172
probably never seen so many parries in his life
>>145543484
I'm just saying, you're deliberately making it harder to parry than if you used literally any other kind of parrying tool. The data is out there, parrying dagger is the worst parrying tool bar none.
Is exile greatsword the new meme? It's really gay and I see a lot of people using it
>>145543683
it's been a meme for 2 months now
just be happy it was nerfed
>>145543269
>not sacrificing a little bit of functionality to be a stylish motherfucker
>>145543683
its not even good
the range is shit and can be parried on reaction 2handed
>>145543683
I used it for a while on my curved swords user, didn't really see what was so good about it. Why's it so popular now?
Game dead in 2 months RIP
>>145543635
The wind blows my way, little man
What do you parry with?
>>145542769
>starting with the last iteration of the series
Souls are your money, but you can get more money bitchslapping a few how's on your way to the boss. If you have a lot and don't want to lose them, spend them. There is no way for your play through to be ruined even by the dumbest decisions, it can only be made slightly harder
>>145529825
Why didn't you save him?
>>145544313
After something serves its use, you throw it away.
>>145543997
Sunset shield, but that's purely for aesthetic(and Hodrick-PTSD inducing) reasons.
>>145544313
penis too masculine
>>145544410
he doesn't have one
>>145543738
>alva armour
>stylish
>>145544467
are you trying to say he has a feminine penis?
how could that be?
>>145544410
it's feminine anon
>catch someone with a backstab
>doesn't suck them in or do the animation, just hits them from behind
>they turn around and combo me
Is this lag or what the fuck
>>145544581
he's completely flat
>>145544619
gonna need some proof, i need to research this further
>>145544564
>Alva armor
>not stylish
Feel free to stop posting any time holy SHIT
>>145544564
>Alva armor
>not stylish
>>145544680
>be in NZ
>using a spear
>attack someone
>watch them *teleport behind you* and backstab
>they take R1 damage while in the backstab animation
>heh, nothing personnel kid
Does anyone know if toxic mist build up is effected by luck? What would be the best way to go about testing it?
>>145544717
>>145544731
It is literally copy/pasted directly from DaS2. The shit texture looks fucking jarring compared to the higher graphical fidelity of the rest of the game.
>>145544737
>when teleports behind u goes wrong
>>145544790
It looks great, you unfashionable, elitist heathen
>>145544790
Somebody grant this man some eyes.
most fashionable armor sets? meme sets included, no shame
>>145545094
Fallen knight
>>145544856
>throwing knives when you are over half health
what the fuck
>>145545094
Painting guardian.
>>145545094
Fallen Meme set
Fallen Meme with replaced trousers
Alva Set
Black Hand Set (assassin set supplemented with black hand items)
>>145545094
Dancer set
most stylish moveset?
>>145545130
>>145545149
agree with both, though Fallen Knight is top-meme tier
I like Herald with Lothric Knight helm
where can i find patchnotes?
>>145545231
Yes.
>>145545094
Starting K***ht
Drakeblood K***ht
Black Hand Set
Abyss Watcher's Set
Pale Shade Set
Clandestine Coat
Old Sorcerer Set
Herald Set
Cleric Set
>people on reddit actually believe that Yorshka is literally Gwyn's daughter.
>>145545094
I'm partial to Leonhard's set, because it actually looks like it'd be comfortable to wear.
>>145545094
Faraam
Black Hand
Firelink armor
Silver knight with Flame witch helm
Which fashionable armor sets have good weight:defence ratios?
Excluding Fallen Meme and Dancer because they're the obvious choices
>>145545336
fuck this gay earth
>>145545336
So what's your evidence for doubting this in a series where dragon half-breeds exist?
I'm sure you've thought this out.
will i get banned if i change my char name in collectors edition
>>145545442
>caring about defense
what are you, a pve player?
>>145545516
Bunned faster then bread in burger joint
>>145545481
Why was nameless thrown out then, other than for siding with dragons?
>>145545562
dont understand why i cant just change my fucking name at rosaria, oh well
>>145545553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgqsJc4FRpI&index=2
>>145545336
I understood preety clear that she's Priscilla.
She isn't the same because we see the painting's artist rendition of Priscilla on DaS, now that the painting is presumably destroyed( hinted by the climate radical change, and the barrier around the city and the doll), her new name was given to her, so she could escape persecution. Gwyndolin may be a farse on DaS, but his last acts before turning into a happy meal gained him some respect.
>>145545568
>thrown out
Mistranslation.
He left.
>>145545568we will never know
Is there a DS3 version of the DS1 well what is it/DS2 mockthrough yet?
>>145545657
theres literally several item descriptions (including in ds1), that nameless king was purposely scrubbed from the history books because he was a traitor
neck yourself
>>145545593
a k***ht cannot just abandon the k***hthood, my friend
>>145545643
Then why is she an anorexic ayylmao when Priscilla was 10 feet of fluffy waifu?
>>145545535
doesn't it make a significant difference in duels?
>>145545739
Yes. Mistranslations.
>>145545769
More like 25.
>>145545780
No. PvP and PvE numbers tend to greatly differ, especially because PvE enemies can have vastly superior or inferior defenses.
I will note that elemental defense stacking is effective, but not much else will change. Even full Cathedral's or Havel's will hardly do anything against physical damage.
>>145545769
Again,the way we see her in DaS is the painting's artist interpretation of her, not the way she really looks
And her being 3 meters tall is a gameplay mechanic, like artorias, or O&S, or any humanoind boss ever
>>145545625
thank you kind sir
>>145545780
not much no
its all about the fashion souls, my pve friend
Hey dsg, I'm planning a strength build with a greatsshield and either a ugs, a great axe, or a great hammer.
Havel's shield is my end goal for shields, but i can't decide what weapon to use.
it's probably going to be a strength only build, which heavy weapons would you recommend considering I'll have to manage stamina very carefully?
Also, how much does the greatshield of glory reduce stamina regen? Thanks.