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>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

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>Wiki
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>Convert source mouse sensitivity
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>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/416mmBkq

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com

>Porn archive
https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0ByzmhGDY8u8MUWFTalAyVDBRTU0&export=download

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

Previous thread >>145504369

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED edition
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Who is the Chi Lonq Qua of Overwatch?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOI46Qly2Vk
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reaper
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>purposely tank my win/loss rate to destroy scrubs in the shitter MMR
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what

help
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should I let win % get in the way of me having fun?
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i want to lick mei's butt hole
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>>145518504
Haha watching his stream atm
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>>145512682 >>145512921 >>145513179 >>145513043 Reminder the official lore states the Reyes led a "Rebellion", he didn't try to dismantle Overwatch. >Gabriel Reyes highly respected and decorated soldier >So much so that he's awarded leadership of Overwatch after he and Morrison join (they were friends at this point) >Morrison gets appointed title of Strike Commander and first official commanding officer of Overwatch after the Omnic Crisis ended >Reyes is pissed for getting passed over >Reyes joins Blackwatch, the 'Secret' Part of overwatch that did the stuff the public wasnt supposed to hear about >Recruited McCree to Blackwatch at this time (McCree even appreciated the lack of red tape and beauracracy that let him dispense justice without being held back, Blackwatch was good, if lethal as fuck) >The explosion at the swiss headquarters was the official cover up >In reality Overwatch was literally 'Split down the middle', with Reyes leading a rebellion against Morrison's leadership >Meaning some agents were on Reyes' side >McCree wasnt, he left because he didn't wanna get involved (Hence why reaper notes on route 66 "THIS IS WHERE I PICKED UP THE INGRATE", he's pissed McCree didnt back him up) The explosion at the swiss headquarters was presumed to claim the lives of Morrison and Reyes. Years later Reyes turns up as vigilante S76 trying to figure out the truth, while having rapidly aged. And Reyes turns up as Reaper attempting to eliminate Overwatch agents and all fucked up. Honestly when you read out how the events actually went down, Reyes doesn't sound like he was in the wrong at all. He disagreed with Morrison being put in charge. But thats fair. Democracy is Democracy Like other anons said, feels like a setup
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Junkrat is the best
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>never play reaper
>get plague doctor skin in a loot box
>might as well try him
Holy fuck, has it always been this fun to bully Hanzos?
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>>145518554
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guess what her bf looks like
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>>145518559
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>>145516845
God tier ultimates:
Lucio
Mercy
Zarya
Widowmaker

Good tier ultimates:
Reaper
McCree
Junkrat

Ok tier ultimates:
Symmetra
Pharah
Mei
Torbjörn
Soldier 76
Tracer

Underwhelming ultimates:
Reinhardt
Roadhog
Zenyatta

Shit tier ultimates:
Winston
D.Va
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dubs decide who I main for the week.
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>>145518569
Yes, but only twinks + only soles
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effeminate boys
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Waiting for Blizzard maintenance to complete...
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>>145518513
>Sweet_JP_wins_the_race
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>>145517913
lucio
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>>145518596
Reaper gets a bad rap cause he's a super edge lord, but he's actually one of the funnest characters in the game
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>>145518504
A shit talking faggot that only underage edgelords like?
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Am I too late for the mercy trend?
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>my dad works at blizzard
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>it's a gold healing as roadhog episode
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Reminder to protect your healslut if you want to win the game.
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>>145518698
No,

The best fucking player this world has ever fucking seen.
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>tfw zarya fucks up
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>>145518689
I thought reaper was going to be xXxXxEdgeLord420xXxXx but hes actually pretty funny.
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>>145518747
Hot dad would bang
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>>145518668
>pussy pillow
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>tfw you get 40 kills as reaper and the other team gets salty as fuck

WAAAHHH ALL HE DID WAS PRESS Q

UR SO EDGY
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>redditors can't handle it when someone says "gg ez"

How the fuck do they even function? Where are these people from where that is a concern of theirs?
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>outsnipe enemy Widow that had wallhack
>listen up my visor nen, i want you to keep my ulti activated after i die
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>>145518765
>zenyatta on team
>get gold as healing as reaper
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>>145518668
look out amazing chest
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>>145518652

Widow and Zarya's ults are totally dependent on your team being able to take advantage of them.

I guess you could say the same for Mercy, but yea hers is just that good regardless.

Junkrat can totally flip the game regardless of what the game is with a good ult. So can D.Va

Torbjorn's is also highly underrated for when shit hits the fan and his turret gets like a million health and kills everyone.
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>HealSlut Meme everywhere
>Healsluts nowhere to be found
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>>145518665
pls respond. I am unable to
make decisions on my own
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>>145518607
He's black?
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>game tabs out when a steam notification for an update came on

VALVE YOU SHITS
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>its a "you finally catch up to widowmaker after fighting through the entire enemy team, almost take out all of her hp, only for her to grapple onto a ledge at the last moment and escape" episode
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>>145518513
>activate it
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>they finally nerfed widowmaker

lmao all those people crying when i body shotted them to death

im still going to bodyshot ur b*tch ass
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>>145518782
>"NEED HEALING"
>dash in and heal target from near death
>"thanks, oh there's a reaper coming gotta get out of here, good luck"
>leaves me to die, doesn't even look behind him
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I literally couldnt have asked for a better drop
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>>145518872
Salt Lake City
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>>145518942
Soldier suits every map and gamemode, can't go wrong with Lucio either
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>>145518929

I always pick early so I don't feel compelled to support.

Tho I guess Lucio is alright when I have to.
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>>145518652
>be Winston
>press Q
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUT GET OUT GETOUT
>win every king of the hill overtime
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Post Level, most played hero, and Win %

>Level 70
>Rein
>54 win %
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>>145518652
>Reinhardt ultimate
>Underwhelming
I mean yeah, if you play like a pussy and don't beat people to death while they can't move
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>>145518665
Your main will be battleborn
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>>145518570
>can't press Enter
kill you're self
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>>145518878
Outhealing Zen is pretty normal. He's bottom of the barrel tier right now
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>>145519061
>59
>Genji
>62% Win
I know it's only gonna go down but I'm happy
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>>145518782
>that pistol whip Mercy pathetically misses
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>>145518665

Junkrat works everywhere and is good against everyone.

except Pharah
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>>145518927
Not even slightly
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>>145518652
Tracer's ult is pretty stupid but I can live with it
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Server down for anyone else? Or should I as a Britfag not be playing it at 3AM?
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>>145519112

Because he's got debuffs and good DPS if you can aim worth a fuck.
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>>145518872
>not taking advantage of blizzard's retarded reporting system and reporting everyone who says gg ez or anything remotely offensive
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>>145519112
>He's bottom of the barrel tier right now

Hey anon! Wanna know how I know you're bad?
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>>145518997
*ss
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>>145518504
>Obnoxious voice changer
>"Fuck""Fucking""Shitstain""Dogshit" In lieu of decent commentary
>Constantly angry

I hope nobody is the equivalent of him, that was nauseating.
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>open box
>Two duplicate sprays and a currency drop

what skin should I get lads? I don't care what hero it's on
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>some guy in reddit got downvoted to -30 because he said you suck if you can't deal with torb turrets on PC
jfc how fucking bad are these guys?
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>>145518872

Reddit = blizzdrone central = pic related
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>McCree players on suicide watch
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>>145518652
Lets be honest, winston's ult is probably in the Ok tier for what his role is. The only one that deserve the shit tier ult is D.Va's by miles.
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>>145518870
>play symmetra on koth because fuck it
>get point
>place sentries everywhere in it
>enemy DIE DIE DIE
>all sentries are now destroyed

gdi
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>>145519214

Imp Mercy
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>>145518607

I bet he's uglier than you'd think

He always is
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>being the only guy that keeps talking on voice chat
>and doesn't stop
>and is whiny
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Is there anything more satisfying than jumping off something high while HAMMER DOWN'ing?
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>>145519218
Don't say some guy anon everyone knows it's you and you came to big brother 4chan for sympathy.
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>>145519170
maintenance for EUfags
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>>145519218
it's a hugbox, why are you even peeking over to that shit pit?
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i actually like Zarya's design full-stop
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>>145518923
>Widow and Zarya's ults are totally dependent on your team being able to take advantage of them.

I agree that Zarya needs follow up, but wall-hacks is always useful, no matter the team. Junkrat's ult is also great, but honestly unless the other team is retarded D.Va's ult is easy to sidestep.

Also; LOL AT 20 TICK, CANT WAIT FOR COMPETITIVE TO NOT GET HOOK'D THRU WALLZ
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>>145518665
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>>145519231
I'm actually quite happy that I can play him and not have every shitter that gets dumpstered whine about "muh op champ!"
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>>145518665
mccreeeeeee
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>>145518607
I am her bf

any problem?
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>>145519175
If your aiming is good you pick Pharah, McCree or Widowmaker and do some actual damage instead of pretending to be a support as Zen
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>>145519312

hitting Renhardt with a concussion mine while he's doing his charge and he goes over the wall and off the map.
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>>145518725
>Phara's mom
>Being this motherly.
HA!
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>>145518665
Symmetra
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>>145518929
I've almost given up on mercy because whenever I pick her it's one of two scenarios:

>team works together and sticks together so I can make sure everyone is well and gets a damage boost
>if that's the case the match is easily won

Or

>team runs around alone like idiots
>forced to choose one person to follow
>usually get picked off and die

Most of the time it's the latter so I just choose lucio.
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>>145519381
>champ
>>145518665
Get posts are bannable.
I'd DELET THIS before you get banned friend.
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>>145519353
Aren't potg and killcam inaccurate?
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>>145518665
roadhog
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>>145519456
I already main her. I wish you got dubs :(
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>>145518665
Zenyatta
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>>145519313
nah but i upvoted him

i lurk in reddit i rarely ever post
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AHAHAH MC CREE FAGGOTS WILL FINALLY LEARN TO PLAY HIM WITH FAN SPAMMING

SPAMRAT NERF WHEN?
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>>145518418
>enemy pins me down and dislocates my arm as he holds it behind my back
>slowly pushes his thick cock into me completely dry
>roughly fucks me the whole match
>finally cums inside me
>leans over and whispers in my ear
>"GG"
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explain this overbabs
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>>145519454
She just wanted Morrison to stop being a dead-beat and acknowledge his child.
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>>145519549
God I love Gondola
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>>145518665
no dubs on /vg/ you retarded faggot
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>>145519504
>triggered by "champ"

Didn't expect that to work as well as it does on /d2g/
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>>145518665
obviously lucio
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>>145519454
Pharah pls go.
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FUCK YOU GRANDPA
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Scarecrow or Jailbird Junkrat?
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>>145519575
post battlenet cutie
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>>145519623
lul oops. okay original poster here.

4 decides
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>>145519575
Hey
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>>145519576
Explain what? They're both large men with bludgeoning weapons.
>>145519620
That's a trash Gondola and you should off yourself for liking it.
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>>145519313

>posts some suggestion to fix Widow a while ago on the official forum
>one faggot says my suggestions would maker her pure garbage and another says i should work for Riot Games
>they both get more downvotes than the upvotes of my posts

I suppose Widow OP threads are an oasis because blizzdrones don't have skill to get on Widow MMR, so they don't bother with these threads, only the actual FPS players.
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>>145519143
I'd find Mercy failing at things amusing if it wasn't for the fact that it happens every game
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>>145519576
>big dude in suit of armor is totally league's original idea
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>>145519672
Just play 76 shitter

Nobody will ever complain about a 76 pick
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NOTHING

I

COULD

DO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J8D7d2y1F0
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>>145519576
Lefts design was obviously stolen from confidential Titan design documents making Riot literally criminals.
Im calling the cops.
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I cant do it
I cant for the life of me care about playing this game to win anymore

the only fun I get is bullying people at their spawn
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>>145519672

play junkrat or lucio and get on w/it fagit

they help everywhere
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>>145519764
shiiiiioooot
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>>145518607
>>145518967
>>145519297
>>145519413
greetings

he's a mccree main
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>>145519787
WOOOW
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Why are most Widow players so trash?
>>145519724
You need to go back.
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So, /owg/, has the new patch had a positive effect on the game for you?

I have to admit that I chuckled when I saw a McCree right click a symmetra and only get her down to half health, but I haven't had time to play too many games of it.
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>tfw you will never fuck Lucio's big brazilian booty
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>>145519576
I can't believe Riot stole enemy designs from Berserk.
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>>145519882
because snipers take skill
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>>145519663

Jailbird aka Australia outfit.
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>>145519787
>9:40

Good Lord...

And this retard says he played the beta
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Is hanzo good now that Widowmaker has been nerfed or is hanzo still shitty old hanzo?
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>>145519576
The left is Mordekaiser, a champion from League of Legends by Riot Games.

The right is Reinhardt Wilhelm from Overwatch by Blizzard.

There's your explanation, hope that clears things up Anon.
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>>145519787
Does he jack off in this one too?
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>>145519973
still shitty old Hanzo
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>>145519576

fugg

only eiggty kiggs will ungerstend
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>play mostly hog
>3-5 gold every game
>can kill pretty much anyone anywhere
>dont need a healer because I can just self heal
>the only hero I had problems against just got nerfed into the ground

what a time to be alive
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>>145519924
gay niggers from outter space
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>>145519787
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHA I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS STILL A THING

god the MGS2 and 3 videos are still fucking classic

>Charges straight off a cliff he can clearly see
>"I don't know the maps very well"
>Literally stands there and lets the Symmetra turrets do ~100 damage without moving or attacking or doing anything but holding down the shield

I can tell this is going to be a great video

Of course nothing will be funnier than the SF4 guy who sandbagged one round while DSP laughed and taunted him then proceeded to double perfect him while he raged and blamed the game's lag
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>>145519915
half and half, I'm noticing McCree players are trying to learn their left click which is obnoxious, and the low-level Widowmaker players are more useless than normal, but my Widowmaker play is largely unchanged
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>>145520053
so he won't be seeing much play in ranked?

a friend of mine has a hard on for hanzo and always beats the drum he is viable.
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>>145519961
Oh fucking wow, that's gold
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When do you think we'll get new heroes? Sombra is probably gonna be first, ATHENA might be a possibility as well.
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>>145519973
hanzo isn't really a sniper

hanzo's problem is he operates are a very specific range that widowmaker can also operate at
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>>145520061
>walk up to a roadhog
>do my fan roll stun fan combo
>he still has half hp
DEAR
GOD
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>>145520078
>Of course nothing will be funnier than the SF4 guy who sandbagged one round while DSP laughed and taunted him then proceeded to double perfect him while he raged and blamed the game's lag

I think those are two different videos. In one a Honda player shit talks him in mic all game and reks him. In another a Bison sandbags the first round then double perfects after DSP calls him garbage, but that guy didn't have a mic.
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>>145520170

How did ya miss his fat gut there then chief?
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>>145518512
I did this the first week and it was worth it

>tfw now back at mid range and I get forced 50 bullshit
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>>145520087
Hanzo's viable if you're really good at Hanzo but it's best as a switch-to for part of a match. The issues weren't his matchups, or his damage, or all that, the issue is that no matter how good you are you'll still find a way to completely do nothing for a couple teamfights a game
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>>145519787
>Every time I climb on this one rooftop I slide off and die instantly
How is one man so bad at video games

>Goes genji
Hahahahahahaha oh fuck here we go
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>>145519787
stop shilling your trash videos
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>>145520212
Do you have a link to the video? I want to rewatch it but can't remember the name.
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>>145520061
Help me Hog Main anon

Trying to git gud w/ him. When I hook/shoot (short range) how come it's not always a one shot kill? Sometimes I get it but often times I don't. Played a game earlier where I hooked a Mercy, shot her point blank, and she was able to fly away. How much damage does that do?
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>get put in a lost game in progress
>press esc to leave game because fuck that shit
>instead of bringing up the menu, it randoms me a hero and spawns me so I can't leave without getting a leaver penalty
simply epic bravo blizzard
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>>145519787
I love watching videos like this because it reminds me I will never be this bad at my hobby in my life
>>145520294
Go to bed phil
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>>145520294
Stop being such a downer senpai
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>>145520212
>In another a Bison sandbags the first round then double perfects after DSP calls him garbage, but that guy didn't have a mic
Yeah that's the one I'm talking about. The guy posted the video from DSP's perspective so I'm referring to his commentary. Fucking gold listening to his reaction as he goes from trashing this guy to getting absolutely ripped in half with no idea why.

Where's the Honda video though? That sounds really funny.
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>>145519230
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>Blondie can't street fighter combo people 50 yards away
>Blueberry has to aim now
>Tracer is now free completely without checks and good in every scenario

Whoever thought she should get health back on recall is fucking retarded.
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>>145520347
not him but here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbs2V0smvHE
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It's a I finally figured out D.VA's uses episode.

Huh, the closer I get the better she does.
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>>145519787
DSP also said zarya is weak
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>>145518765
>Gold healing as S:76
>Mercy on the team
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>>145519151
>He doesn't air bag up to her height and grenade her out of the sky
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>>145520347
Both of the videos and a couple of others are in this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYvGTZy6s20
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>>145518704
I kill scrubs like you every single game. You would think that you shitter kids would learn after being stomped into the ground for the fourteenth time. Why waste a slot on a shitty healer that barely does any damage?? I FUCKING HATE Genji, McCree, Pharah, Morrison, Tracer ,support, tank and defence heroes.. I want to KILL everyone of them and so I set off on a bloody rampage, a genocide in the eyes of the weak.. A one sided brawl, no I SLAUGHTER the pests and degenerates that play this "game". FUCK HEALERS! I regenerate health as I mow down weaklings. FEASTING upon the souls I reap. I have never needed a healer and I make sure to tell my team that I never needed them either as I spin my way into my next POTG. If everyone played Reaper I wouldn't lose any games but I understand why people are afraid of standing on the same stage as I do... After all.... The last ones who did are all dead... all six of them...
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>mccheese players on suicide watch
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>>145520347
>>145520427
And here's the Bison one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhdbOu40vxY
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Widowmaker has the cutest hello
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>>145520413

TRACER CAPTURED. PROPERTY OF ROOOADHOOGGGG.
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>>145520413
McCree still kills Tracer with a Flash headshot or a Fan that lands more than 3 bullets.

Flash does 25
Bullets do 45
25 + 45 + 45 + 45 is more than enough to kill her
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Anyone looking to queue on EU for a bit or even NA?
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>>145520518
>he thinks mccree got nerfed rather than buffed
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>>145520427
OOOONLIIIINE OOOOONLYYYYYYYYYY
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>>145518665
my dick
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>>145520234
The combo deals 540 damage.
He has 600hp plus his heal. You can't kill him anymore.
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>>145520627
Headshot his easy to hit model?
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>>145518665
Zenyetta.
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New heroes when?
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>>145519006
>do an emote and my voice at the same time in pre-game
>friendly d.va looks at me and says L O L

closest thing I've had to relationship with a girl in years desu
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>>145519787
>being this fucking bad
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>>145520709

TOMORROW
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>>145520709
4-5 months from now
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>>145520627
Yes but he shouldn't have half HP unless you missed many shots. Also I think its about 560 since the Flashbang does 20 damage.
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>>145520595
>Developer Comments: McCree was performing too well against all targets, making him feel like a must-pick in many situations. By reducing the damage of his alternate fire, McCree is now significantly weaker against tanks like Roadhog and Reinhardt, but still maintains his lethality against smaller targets like Tracer and Genji.

straight from the developers mouth nerd
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>>145520570

>One chance every six seconds to do your thing
>She reloads very quickly and doesn't have to aim much at all
>You are also batteries
>She can engage you pretty far away because you're huge

Tell me your ways streetpig.
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>go Reinhardt on attack
>team goes Genji, Junkrat, Junkrat, Pharah and Reaper
I WISH THEY'D ALL TAKE REAPER'S ADVICE IRL
FUCK
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>>145520627

So headshot once then fan-roll-fan. Just found you an extra 95 damage.
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>lv22
>not a single legendary and no skins rarer than blue
>brother is lv25
>2 legendary skins
why must rng be so cruel
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>>145520752
this game will be dead by then
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>>145519787
>people actually think this is real
don't go read the onion guys, you'll have a heart attack
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>>145520709
after they apologize and delet zarya
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>>145519576
Fucking every character in league is a ripoff of someone, they're not originators of anything.
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>>145520413

>he can't bunny hop
>he can't FB+M1 HS as Mcuckree
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>>145520595
What kind of delusion do you have to be suffering from to say this?
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>>145520709
New emotes when?
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>it's a we got Symmetra and the hero selection screen doesn't say "NO SUPPORT HERO" anymore so everything is completely fine although we don't have a real healer episode
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>>145520832
Just get her Arctic skin or the other variant and the hero is fixed.
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>>145520831
>This new
You would have to be pretty new to think this is just a bunch of levels of irony.
This man has made 2+ hour long videos explaining why he doesn't suck at video games
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is it normal to get a connection lost evety 5 seconds
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>>145519087
Its not honorable to strike an opponent when he is down, sir
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>>145520943

yes

it's a feature
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>>145520915
>gave a great composition
>half the team changes because the hero selection screen told them to

I wish this meme would end
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>>145520875
>mercy poster is still in shitter MMR
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>defending volskaya
>pick junkrat
>teammates pick hanzo widow reaper mcree and hog
>switch to mercy
>lose in under 2 minutes
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>>145519787
>Gets Rezzed 3 times
>Still nothing but a waste of an ult
>DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY REINDHART
>Uses Genji's melee as if it's his ult
I really hope this man removes himself from the genepool soon
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>>145521000
There is literally no way to paint this patch as anything other than a nerf
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>>145520348

its latency based sadly, if your internet is shit you might get the "all pellets hit the body but no damage is done" effect

the best example of this is when you hook reaper and shoot him then he wrath forms right after and takes 0 damage despite it being clearly visible that he got hit

you should be able to 1 shot anything that has 250 hp or lower, the best way to guarantee this is to get into the habit of holding down mouse 1 as you reel them in so it fires the absolute first chance it gets and they cant iceblock or wrath form or whatever else out of it

also get in the habit of doing quick melee after your gun fires just to make sure

keep in mind that you can move a little while hooking people so always move forward to get in their face as they land in front of you

against other tanks its ideal if you dont hook them but rather walk up in their face m1>hook>m1>melee, this combo deals 500+ damage and you will literally 1 shot rein and dva in the space of 1 sec, be sure you aim at neck area so some of the pellets hit the head for extra damage

if you cant safely walk into their face just hook them, against another hog (if he is alone) you want to bait him into hooking you first so you can do the above combo to kill him instantly because the first one to hook is always at a disadvantage due to not being able to hook cancel shotgun shots
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>>145520907
anyone have the face?
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>lose a shitload of games
>check my winrate
>its still positive
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>>145520985

>4 damage dealers/snipers
>a tank
>me

EVERY GAME XD
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>70 to 40 damage

Well that didn't just completely make Mccree worthless now
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Did the patch break POTG for supports? I just had a game where a Lucio did literally nothing else but amp his healing aura during his POTG, literally didn't even land a single hit of damage.
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>>145520348
Other anon. Roadhog is my third most played.

Roadhog's shotgun does 320 damage with all pellets, I think, but its spread is very wide. Hit the hook, and hold down M1 to make sure your shotgun goes off at the first possible frame so that they can't use skills to deny. Aim for the face, if they live use melee to animation-cancel your fire and very few will escape. Learn your right-click range, it can also one-hit a ton of shit. It's projectile until it explodes, so prefire it around corners.
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>>145520930
you might be retarded, son. or very gullible.
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>>145520930
I don't get it

There's nothing wrong with saying "I still suck at this game I need to play more". And I don't mean "everyone beats me cause they play more than me and i have a life" bullshit, but actual humility of "i lack the experience to play this properly"

No rational person is going to think less of you for that
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Hopefully they'll nerf Tracer next
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>>145520979
oh darn, i thought it was my internets problem and screwed around with it for an hour thinking something waswrong
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>>145520915

>team is so good we win with medpacks and teleports alone

Then again, i think that only happens in Hanabi and King's Row defense. If the Symmetra knows how to play and the team is just decent that means she shuts down the flank route which means the DPS can alternate to get health packs without major consequences. Plus self-sustain heros like 76, Bastion, Pudge, Mei.
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So who does /owg/ think is next on the nerf chopping block?

My money's on the amazing Aussie asshats.

Junkrat:
>More self-damage for point-blank grenades
>Reload time increased significantly
>Concussion mine must attach to a surface and arm for 0.5 seconds before it can detonate.

Roadhog
>Take a Breather heal duration up 33%, still heals 300.
>Lowered collision radius of hook.
>Roadhog cannot fire his scrap gun or quick melee for an additional 0.25 seconds after throwing a hook (to give panic buttons like Mei/Tracer/Genji/McCree an opportunity to react.)
>
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>>145521068
>thinking fan damage is better than faster reload
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>>145519230
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I just played a game with possibly the worst widow ever.

>On numobama defense
>on the bridge, overlooking enemy door as reinhardt
>widowmaker gets behind my shield
>watch as she can't hit a stationary s76 at the door chipping away at my shield
>s76 finally tears down my shield and I bailed out.
>watch in the distance as the widow keeps missing then dies to the s76.

How the fuck can you not hit a stationary target?
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>>145521115

70 damage plus headshots and a hard stun is brutal.
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>>145521115
Thats the thing, it didnt.
He was never meant as a Tank buster and its still more than enough to kill squishies.
Hes where he was supposed to be day one.
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>>145521101
Gonna keep posting it every time I see it pop up.
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>>145521068
He could be talking about the reduction in reload time

That's unmistakably a buff
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>>145521203
>Nerfing roadhog
>>
>Playing as Reaper.
>Literally kill my way to the payload to get it moving.
>Rest of the team stays back to kill 2 of the enemies.
>Rest of the enemy team comes and fucks me up the ass.
I wanted to cry.
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>>145519787
>You will never spend a whole round dominating DSP's Reinhardt as Zenyatta

honest to god why even play the game
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>>145520709
no fuck that, i've grown accustomed to these heroes
i just want more SKINS
>>145521213
that reload speed has saved me more times than i can count when i accidentally fan 1 bullet

I need to stop reloading after every 2 shots.
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>>145521203
>making junkrat an even worse pharah

Your opinions are shit
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>>145521264
>Forgetting so soon that an inescapable death was the reason that McCree got nerfed
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>>145521231
Git gud

>>145521237
Wow congrats he can not still easily kill retarded Tracers that's totally a reason to go Mccree now.

There's literally no reason to now. Genji and Soldier 76 are better in every way.
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>>145521225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yYp8ZeQ-I8
There are such people in this world
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>>145521085
>>145521130
Thanks family
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>>145521203
>not nerfing tracer
>nerfing the perfectly fine heroes
fuck off
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>>145520774

>tracer shoots me
>go into nearest indoor area
>she now has to fuck off or risk being 1 shot

most of the time I actually just ignore her
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i'm a bad mercy cause i keep on dying and revivng people at bad times, but people still give me likes at the end
i'll be a good healer next time, i promise ;_;
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>>145521203
>nerf nerf nerf

When to leaguebabbs and their cancer LEAVE
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>>145518418
/r/ing the webm with the mob of console players desperately trying to shoot a dva
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>>145520427
>Just mocks him in his annoying voice the whole game
>As soon as he lands the finishing blow
>"You fucking suck kill yourself you're an embarrassment"

Damn dude that was almost too brutal
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does someone have the image of "Alex" messaging the mercy player on masteroverwatch
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>>145520451
>26:49
>"Uhhhhhhh... Where did my healer go?"

I can't
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>>145521396
>she blinks into your face and dies
every fucking time.
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>>145518418
>play lucio, heal 40-50% of damage taken, no commends
>some retard plays mercy and heals 25%
>EPIC
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>>145521364
>implying hook is just as easy to land as flash when you're fat as fuck and move like a snail
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>nerfs for McCree and Widowmaker
So... basically the top 10% will remain unchanged, and the other 90% will now switch to a stronger hero like Mei? Okay, then.
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>>145521364
roadhog's death combo is from 4x the range too

not to mention the way the hook is delayed he can do a bunch of goofy shit like pulling you to your death in lijang by popping out of a corner, hooking, then walking back behind the wall so you get pulled over the pit
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>>145521364

>Comparing a the terror of Mccree's right click to roadhog's combo.

You have to aim the hook. Mccree could just look in your direction and shit out 400+ damage.
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>>145518652
let me fix that for you

>Victory! Tier ults
Zarya
Mercy
Symmetra

>Very Good Tier ults
Lucio
Pharah

>Okay Tier ults
Widowmaker
Reaper
McCree
Mei
Reinhardt

>Meh Tier ults
Torbjörn
Roadhog
Soldier 76
Tracer
Zenyatta
Junkrat

>Maps With A Cliff Tier ults
Winston

>D,Va Tier ults
D,Va
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>>145521203

Tracer
Winston
Widow

These are the only 3 that are from OP to broken. Everything else is balanced or UP.


>>145521335

>just realized that Pharah and Junkrat are OW's Diana and Akali
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anyone has the crying tracer sfm face ?
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