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smite is alive edition
PC 4.0 - Dwarven Corruption
https://www.smitegame.com/dwarven-corruption-3-10-pts-patch-notes/
XBO & PS4 3.9 - Viking Invasion
https://www.smitegame.com/console-3-9-patch-notes/
Paladins PC 26 - Lockdown
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?7735-Closed-Beta-26-Patch-Notes-Lockdown
Season Ticket 2016 (Fantasy League)
http://smite.gamepedia.com/Season_Ticket_2016
Get Curse Voice Apollo & Curse Agni playing with Curse Voice
https://www.curse.com/games/smite
FAQ for all game-related questions
http://pastebin.com/M4TZPpe8
Paladins beginners guide
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?29-Paladins-Beginner-s-Guide
/smgen/ Discord
https://discord.gg/0sWDnznwq6C7w9bW
The SMITE clans are SmGen (NA) and GenSm (EU), leaders are SethPhalange and HardyMcWilly respectively.
Post your name in the thread or send an invite to one of the leaders.
Previous Thread
>>145202931
If Hirez listens to reddit, maybe Smite should die.
>>145456926
Are you new? Smite has been reddit the game since it started.
>>145457113
I know and I've said the same thing again and again. If you listen to that shithole then you deserve to fail.
>Play mid, jungler is shit
>Play jungler, mid is shit
>Play guardian, carry is shit
>Play carry, guardian is shit
>Play solo, win game
Solo master race, reporting in
>>145457183
>playing smite
laugh at this retard
http://www.smitegame.com/ni-dieux-ni-maitres/?lang=fr_FR
Go at the bottom of the page to get a free liberté athena skin
>>145457147
Would you rather they listen to smgen?
Make every god have a cock? WOOOOOW GREAT UPDATE.
>>145457219
Nothing else is fun, though.
Dota 2 is boring, and both my LeL accounts have been permabanned for >toxic behaviour
>>145457313
Least we would be honest about our love of dick and not fishing for upvotes.
>>145457183
>>145457325
overwatch you mongoloid
holy shit why is so hard for you people to think for your selves.
is smitefun
REMINDER THAT EVEN REDDIT KNOWS SMITE IS DEAD
https://www.reddit.com/r/Smite/comments/4nvxkg/a_list_of_reasons_why_a_lot_of_people_are_turning/
PACK YOUR BAGS
Have you played your favorite ice witch lich yet today anons?
>>145457707
Ye.
>>145455018
>Hi-Rez is the most unprofessional studio I've ever heard of
Have you never heard of Jagex?
>>145457313
>implying that wouldn't be a great update
Literally changing the view of mobas. Revolutionary.
>>145457707
no its dead
>>145457732
Reminder that the people leaving smite for overhype are shitter who can't git gud
https://www.reddit.com/r/Smite/comments/4o0nxs/could_we_stop_comparing_smite_to_overwatch/d48mmwz
>>145457740
fucking who
>>145457914
Paladins you mong.
Better then smite shit.
>>145457740
she's a lich?
>>145457648
>Overmeme
>>145457892
Stop linking to reddit, faggot.
>>145456926
>>145457147
Honestly listening to Reddit is better than their main forums. And we can't exactly trust Hirez to listen to themselves unless you want Tribes 2.0.
>>145457937
fuck is paladins idiot
>>145458029
Yes, Evie is some hundred year old Lich.
>>145457937
it's all hi-rez crap at the end of the day
>>145456926
They have been posting and listening to reddit for years and look where its at now. Utter shit and dead. There's no hope now
>>145458079
Read the OP idiot.
>>145457740
I haven't played since Overwatch came out, patch WHEN
>>145458591
AFTER DREAMHACK
>>145458591
SOON
>>145458537
why the F U C K is this shit in our op? this is smite general not this gay ass palacum game
>>145457732
>>145457892
>>145458491
why do people keep saying this game is dead? on hear and on the reddit its getting so annoying. the game has definetly had worse periods of balance and now two characters are a little op and everyone is saying to jump ship i dont get it.
>>145458791
DURING DREAMHACK
>>145458920
here*
>>145458920
>why do people keep saying this game is dead?
Blizzdrone shilling overwatch
>>145458920
In any general I've been in for some time, there's ALWAYS people that say the game is dead at the first sign of whatever they think is bad
Just play if you have fun with it and ignore the shitposters
>>145458791
>>145459012
A LITTLE BEFORE DREAMHACK ACTUALLY
>>145458920
Because it's dying.
>>145458920
play the game and see
>>145459339
Ive been in for a while as well, and your right there have always been people complaining, but right now i think its the least justified its ever been. I havent been playing that much recently though are rat and susano that OP or is >>145459264 right and overwatch it just being to hyped?
>>145458901
Look at the past 10 generals. It's been there for ages now.
>>145458901
You could say the same about smite desu
>>145459264
I fucking hate all these blizzdrones, I hope they're getting paid and not doing it for free.
How do I jungle with odin?
Is it even viable?
2 games last night. First one had a loki jungle with girdle and throwing dagger. Second game agni jungle.
>>145458901
>not playing paladins
Let me guess, console shitter?
>>145459903
Odin can do anything because he's ridiculously strong.
>>145459515
>right and overwatch it just being to hyped?
The "smite is dead" meme started with the overwatch beta, I don't think it's a coincidence.
>>145460757
that meme was here before first swc...
>>145461120
Yeah but it's not a meme anymore. People talk about nothing in this general cept smite is dead.
>>145461120
It wasn't in every thread like now.
>>145461187
>Something people talk about a ton is not a meme
It only just now reached cancer tier status.
>Athena pantsu is even more visible with the shield of the gorgon skin
Lewd
How come smite servers go down almost daily yet overwatch servers are always alive?
>>145461379
As horrible as blizzard is, they invest some of their profits into servers. Hirez invest literally nothing. Erez just goes and buys a new boat.
>>145461379
SUPPORT
ESPORTS
>>145460757
how new
>>145461490
XBALANQUE
>>145461490
I don't like esports. Why should I support it?
>>145461286
It's not a meme because it's a fact.
At least jetpack fighter is still up
you guys should try it out, it's much better than shmite
>>145461780
>Letting your memes be dreams
>>>/s4s/
>hey guys instead of porting the game to consoles why don't we spend the money on fixing the servers?
>JUST KIDDING LOL PORT A MOBA TO CONSOLES AND THEN WATCH IT SLOWLY DIE LMAO
>>145457648
>overmeme
>think for yourselves
nice b8. have a (you)
>>145457648
>Overwatch
>Fun
Oh I just love a watered down TF2 that rewards you for literally everything
SPORT SKINS WILL SAVE THIS DEAD GAME!!
Viking Pip skin when?
>>145463058
REMOVE PIP!
Quick claim your waifu or husbando before somebody else do it
Ami-chan claimed
>>145463124
I only have one waifu and she isn't from this game.
>>145463124
Bestass
>>145463124
Claimed.
>>145463124
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/5/57/Nox_Kill_Tower_2.ogg
Claimed.
nazi athena claimed
>>145463785
Everytime I see that Nemesis pic I can't help but see that other one Ashur drew a while ago.
>>145464468
Hah. The ones from the last few threads? I was the Anon who requested those two. n-Not that I like Nemesis or anything.
>>145463124
Best girl.
>>145464871
Way before theses, actually.
http://i.imgur.com/ex9XAcQ.png
Nemesis is an okay goddess, thought, you can keep requesting her.
>Esports dying
>Every patch this isn't just skins fucks up the game
>Servers still trash
>Smite isn't dead/dying
???
>>145465260
Hello boner. Thanks Anon. I'll gladly keep requesting Nemmy.
>>145459971
What do I build on him?
>>145463124
Claimed
>>145463124
Solstice Hel
>>145463124
claimed
>>145463124claimed
>>145459971
>Odin can do anything because he's ridiculously strong.
>people used to think he was one of the shitties gods
>all of a sudden, after no buffs, he's "really strong"
>>145466029
Full picture, please?
>>145466126
>after no buffs
He can leave his cage without his jump now
>>145466126
>after no buffs
being able to get out of the cage and a movespeed buff?
since he can get out of the cage he became a lot less risky to play
>>145463409
>>145463514
>>145466029
>t noskill niggers
>>145466029
Sauce on best girl?
>>145466362
>>145466671
kill yourselves scylla aids shitniggers
>>145466759
no bully, please
>>145466759
Nothing wrong with Scylla, Saucefags on the other hand.
>>145466759
I just want lewd Scylla because she is best and only girl for me!
>>145465270
uhhh smite is alive and well due to the console playerbase :)
>>145466534Joke on you,I'm not even playing this game.
Who do i unlock first?inb4 buy the pack. i'm a poor.
>Athena
>Bellona
>Sol
>>145467717
>i'm a poor
You can't be "I don't have $30 to spend on things" poor. That would be sad.
>>145467791
It's more of a "I don't have $30 to spend on a f2p game that may be dead soon"
>>145467912
It won't die any time soon. The competitive esports for Smite will probably die, and the player base might drop a bit, but Smite still has a few years left for people that just want to hop on and play.
>>145467912
>soon
>>145467791
>spending irl bucks on characters
Lmfao are you shit?
>>145468072
>not having spent $1100 on god pack and skins by now
>>145466362
>>145466671
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4995474/
>>145468276
Das it, mane.
>>145468276
>opens link
>shitty ad infesting site
>crashes my phone browser
Nice anon
>>145468991
>phone browser
>not using their app
>>145467717
so any advice? Inb4 didn't work
>>145468053
>It won't die any time soon
Are you dense? It's on its last legs. It'll be dead by next year.
>>145469180
Buy the fucking god pack retard. It literally costs nothing compared to other games and gets you all gods and future gods.
>>145469180
Athena if you like playing support, Bellona if you like Solo more and Sol if you like mid/hunter and would rather play a waifu over a top pick.
>>145469454
anyone other than the hirez shill?
>>145467717
Just try them in the jungle practice and pick the one you like the most.
>>145469581
>post on smgen about smite
>'fuck off shill'
>shitpost about overwatch
>everyone joins in and does the same
Oh well, guess i'll go back to overwatch posting again.
>>145469580
>>145469614
thanks based anons
>>145467717
>not having the godpack
What are your reasons anon? It's the best deal in MOBA history.
>>145469673
I love D.va too, look at that sick quadra I just got !
>>145469673
>no one values my shitposting
>>145469796
But Dota 2 is free
>>145467717
All are good for their respective roles. I've actually bought every single god and don't have a godpack, skins aint too concerning.
>>145469841
>dota 2
>moba
>>145459679
>looks at last thread
>it wasn't there
nice one xd
>>145461340
I wish they gave out that one instead of the gay Liberté one.
>>145470184
Read the OP. It was there. Paladins beginners guide and latest patch are there.
It's okay anon, one day you'll learn to read. Maybe then you'll stop playing smite and start playing a real game like paladins.
>>145469796
It's tempting but the game is f2p. If I'm only interested in three gods then why does it make sense to spend $30 to have access to 30+ that I have no intention on ever playing? They cycle several free gods every day so it's not as if I'm missing out on much.
>>145470390
>If I'm only interested in three gods
Console players everyone.
>>145470443
>buys the ad-free version of every free app
>>145470390
First MOBA I take it?
>>145470390
>>145470567
I've never read anything more stupider then this in my life on this general.
If you're trolling, well played anon. You gots me.
>>145470725
>wasted his money on a ded game
stay mad
Will we be able to vote on dreamhack games for the ticket?
>>145467717
Wait dude
you can redeem the #20million code for Bellona
>>145471076
awesome, thanks anon.
Anhur is getting a gentleman skin. https://twitter.com/SmiteGame/status/742756489421459458
>>145463124
Hot and spicy meatBALLS
>>145472241
Woo chest skins
>>145472564
Nah, that one is direct purchasable. Elementbender Sun Wukong is going to be chest exclusive though.
>Play a joust to have a good time
>Teammate picks Nem and proceeds to go 1/10
>Enemy Loki goes 3/12
Why the fuck shitters always choose assassins, the one class that is impossible to use if you are a shitter
>>145472356
>vulcan will never be good again
He was good for like 2 months and nerfed into the ground. Thor has been god tier for years.
>>145474073
you mean when he was a guardian ?
>>145473513
>Elementbender Sun Wukong is going to be chest exclusive though.
Or a FP skin
>>145468991
>looking up porn on your phone
has science gone too far?
>>145474351
Trust me, it won't be part of the 2016 Season Ticket.
There is certain other skin that might be part of it though.
>>145474198
I mean when his meatballs would knock you up and stun you at the same time
they also nerfed the range a bit and added a targeter so enemies knew where it was landing
>>145473725
initiation and 1v1 are the main thing tryhard shitters want they cant dive as well with other classes and dont want to farm or teamfight unless they can stroke their e pen after so they instalock some hard hitting assasin and dive their brains out
Good athena build when???
>>145477119http://tiermonster.com/en/god/37/athena
>playing the hugbug
>Nemesis diving beyond the blackhole in their pheonix versus 4 people
>Travelers Shoes & Winged Wand, sprint across half the map in no-time
>max range ult
>Chiron ult out of nowhere, Nemesis at 5% hp again
>Meditation
Sometimes i love supporting.
>outrade a loki
>he gets away with two hp thanks to the ridiculous cd on his stealth
every fucking time, seriously ao kuang's 1 won't reset until the water statue blows up so if he fucks up his engage he pays for it but loki ? no sir cd right away. I know spergs are going to give me shit for bitching about him because "no impact in conquest and buy wards" but still, fuck this nigger
>>145478698
go back to le ddit if you can't kill a Loki, pleb.
>>145478985
this whole general is filled with reddit links posted by anons who "only browse to see how bad they are" and you tell this to me ?
>>145479167
Because reddit at least talks about the fucking game. This place just spots 'ded game' all fucking day.
>>145479167
People here probably browse reddit tbqh, I used to as well but it's the same shit everyday tbqh
>>145479689
meh not really, they just complain about gods being OP or give skin ideas, they (like the rest of beddit) is too scared to be honest and lose those precious updoots. They just pander to whatever is the general consensus. I feel the people who lurk here and post regularly on plebbit are starting to get the idea (or trying to troll) that this game is dying.APFR9BCD52D860614
Is there anything to make a pull/crowd control thing stronger? Athena's is so shit and only last less than 2 seconds 3/4ths of your levels.
>Getting kicked out of 80% of my games and being marked a leaver
>Send a ticket to HiRez to see if they can help or at least lift my punishments
>He told me to unplug my router and plug it back in
Thanks HiRez
>>145480889
>one of the best cc in the game
>shit
Anon please
>there are people in this thread with only 2000 smiteguru score
>>145480889
You are fucking retarded
>>145481239
The problem is on your end anon, that can't do shit about it.
>>145480889
>Play as Cabrakan
>Rush Gem of Isolation and Stone of Gaia
>Get the Blink trinket thingy
>Literally teleport behind people and start moshing
You're playing the wrong god if you want disgusting amounts of disruption.
>>145482152
how am I supposed to use this literal cum dumpster then idiots
>>145482691
>dash
>taunt
>have your teammate shit their ult
GG you know how to play Athena
>>145482691
Damage sponge, mostly. Just build health and resistance items, as well as aura items that help your team.
> have an idea for an awesome skin
> can't draw for shit so I will never be able to propose it to high res
>>145483512
Good u suck
>>145483512
Tell us, anon. Maybe one of us can draw.
>>145483794
If you're going to be a shitbag, at least be good at it. This is some low-tier garbage and you should be ashamed of yourself. Go use three-word insults on Xbox Live where baboons like you belong.
>>145483806
it's Scylla and she doesn't have any clothes on.
>>145483971
Pedos pls go
>Schooldays and Gentlemen 2.0 chest next patch
Yay
>>145483806
Already laid it out in the previous thread. It was for lifeguard fenrir.
>>145484183
She's not real.
>>145484530
DELETE THIS
Hel is getting a schoolgirl skin.
https://twitter.com/SmiteGame/status/742797273302589441
>>145485280
Maybe she'll be buffed and not be so shitty.
>>145485280
>schoolgirl/Japanese schoolgirl ghost
Muh dick, better not be a chest skin.
>2016
>not expecting things to be in a chest
>>145485384
Probably tbqh, look at those skins. They're gonna be in one for sure.
>>145485384
I hope the VP isn't shit.
Some console plebs gonna make a clan after next patch?
>>145485383
I love stance-swapping characters like Hel and Ullr, but god damn Hel is so fucking weak. I just picked up Smite a month ago and I can already tell she used to be hella stronk, but got gutted.
>Build nothing but damage items
>Use my full combo on an enemy squishy
>They lose half their HP
>Soul Reaver was procc'd
>Go back to base and contemplate my role
>Build healing items and take tank dick like a good little healslut
>>145485691
>>145485384
Nah, it has to be the next ticket reward, it looks too elaborate to be just a standard skin or a chest skin. It makes me think more of the apollo skin.
>>145486086
>not annhilating bitches with hel burst
git gud
Seriously you were probably underfarmed/leveled or just had a shit build.
>>145482818
>>145482954
>>145483068
So I get no kills??? How am I supposed to rank up quick then dickheads????
>>145486423
>Rod of Tahuti
>Gem of Isolation
>Obsidian Shard
>Shoes of the Magi
>Soul Reaver
You tell me. Yes, they did have tanks.
>>145486371
ticket reward?
>>145486978
>Thinks getting kills is the only way to be useful
Go play Loki then retard. Obviously being a team player isn't for you.
>>145485280
MY PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED
PLEASE DON'T BE IN A CHEST
ACTUALLY WHATEVER I WILL BUY EVERYTHING IN THAT CHEST
>Guan's aa chain is 1/1/1.3.1.7
>not building ichaival and deathbringer on him
>>145486978
yeah that the point of support you dont kill and lvl up you support the team you need watches gift in conq otherwise dont worry about it.if you want to kill while being tanky pick warriors and go solo lane.supports naturally fall behind if the team doesnt get an advanteage but rely on their base damage and cc to stay relevant
>>145487087
>gem
>reaver
>zero cd
gem is a shit item unless your god is constantly ticking damage like zhong or pos. soul reaver is for burst gods that can kill in one skill rotation like he bo or scylla.
>>145487597
>Using autos on a character with stupid ability damage
Try Titan's Bane and the Cold Slammer my man
>>145487805
ONE ONE ONE POINT THREE ONE POINT SEVENTY-FIVE ƒAM
that means the db will do a shitton no matter on which auto it procs
>>145487597
melee gods dont rely on aa crits retard and that chain is still too fucking bad to work versus non console players. honestly cant tell if you are a console player or someone trying to give shit advice since you forgot about swing time.
Invite me to SmGen, I'm EpicBrahmin.
>>145488238
didn't even read fuck off cao cao I know it's you tying to sabotage my strategy
>>145487597
>>145488136
hello there it's me, Guan Yu. please don't do this shit, you dumb fuck.
-Guan Yu
>>145463124
Best wiafu claimed.
>>145465823
why didn't they make medusa cute
>>145489654
Did your school even cover Greek mythology or am I the only person here who had to read a 500 page book on this shit?
If she was cute, she wouldn't have an ultimate.
>>145490631
How come you don't have an ultimate then
>taroshima has gone online
>blah blah edgy meme blah blah passive aggressive comment
>taroshima has gone offline (two minutes later)
does the fella not have any friends whatsoever?
>About to play a nice game with Buck
>Everyone insstalocks the waifus
>no way im gonna tank without a protector
>Change to the last waifu
>Everyone loses their mind over my pick completely ignoring that all of them are squishies
Jesus christ its like they expect to win with no protector
>>145491298
Because I am both ugly and useless.
>>145490631
But Medusa is cute.
>>145491503
>needing a protector
>picking a champion shut down by a cheap burn card
>>145487270
http://smite.gamepedia.com/Season_Ticket_2016
>>145492306
Its because i can be shut down by that fucking thing that i need a protector
>>145491503
I juts tell them to suck my big dick and instalock edgelord of many dashes
I wonder who is this
guess that name and win a prize
>>145495218
Someone boring enough to play games with the worst Warrior in Smite? Clearly not someone worth knowing in any case.
>join match
>everybody already is bitching about team comp except for one guy
>match starts up
>he hard carries our asses for 25 minutes as the tank
>like 15-3-30
>40k player damage
>still doesn't say a word
>match finally ends, we win
>"smelly stinky baby feet"
>"delicious"
>insta-leaves the post game lobby
i think i ran into some sort of mentally sick frodo sagbag
>Want to get into hunters
>See artemis only costs like 500 and is on rotation, decide to make a build and try her out
>Arena
>5 kills
>15 assists
>1 death last minute because yolo
>get both of her achievements
I didn't even feel like I was doing much
>>145496216
Artemis' 3 is fucking annoying as shit, every other god has clear cut lines around where the radius of circular attacks can do damage, but her arrow volley dithers out like 4 feet and will hit you even if you're not in the circle.
>>145496643
Not only that but I went for cooldowns first so I can use 3 every 6 seconds and use 2 for a 20% movement boost every 9~ seconds. Really nice utility.
>goodwill went down
FOR FUCK SAKE STOP TAKING ALL THE TEN YEARS OLD REPORT SPAMMING FAGGOTS SERIOUSLY. THEY GET ASSBLASTED OVER EVERYTHING
>>145499154
>tfw people say "reported" 9/10 games
>Jump into 1v3s and when people don't even attempt to help I spam "Thanks!" "Thanks!" "Thanks!"
>Always kill xp monsters when I recall
>When people say "stop pushing" I literally just stand still by a tower for 5 minutes
>When we win after 30 min excruciating games I say "You can thank me for carrying now"
>Today literally spent 15 minutes spamming "Hi!" every 3 seconds because no one would say "Hi!" back
>>145500314
frog posting retard
VVGH
>>145495586
thats not chaac
>>145500436
>clearly a dog
>frogposting
the retard here is you
>join siege match
>two teammates don't even speak english
>neith and bakasura
>instalocked
>loading cards come up
>enemy team is mastery 10 hercules, janus, anhur, and chronos
end it now
>>145495724
he thought it was funny people were bitching when they were forgetting the most important fator, himself. also he knew someone with an uninteresting life would see this as their highlight of the day an blog post about it
>It's a guy who say sorry every time he dies episode
And every time the guy is such a shitter that he always ends up spamming VVS.
>>145500920
do you have autism?
>>145501041
Maybe cuz u suck?
>900 fucking gems
>LE EPIC VIKING INVASION
>YES GOYIM JUST PAY 900 GEMS FOR TWO SHITTY SKINS FOR SHITTY GODS, SOME BORING ASS QUESTS, AND "SPECIAL" "ITEMS" (icons and ward skins)
bring me the retards that have fallen for this
>>145502968
Have you seen the fuckin rewards for it all?
>2 dumb ass "we wuz vikangs n shiet" skins
>4 chests
>900 favor
>a "bundle" of norse pedestals and shit
>>145502968
you forgot the ymir vp also
>kali
>shitty
guess they arent the only retards here
>>145503283
just because you are a faggot and jerk off to kali futa porn doesn't mean everybody else likes her you dumb nigger lover
>>145503283
Oh wow, who could forget the sought after, highly rare, 15th Ymir variation? Shit, I better work extra hard for Mr. Shekelstein so I can buy the HiRez© 1500 Gem© Pack! For only 24.99!
I got this code from E3 humble bundle for Bellona and Furiona Bellona. I don't play this game, so some lucky anon enjoy!
APH122C2007A60531
>>145503593
It's not a ymir skin you fucking retard.
>>145504029
I didn't say skin you stupid fucking retarded faggot fucking cum drinker. Fuck you faggot.
>>145504102
>15th Ymir variation
That implies you were talking about a skin you fucking retard.
>>145504193
No it isn't you fucking retarded faggot, fuck you, and learn to read.
>>145502968
>>145503593
>all those sour grapes
>>145504436
900 gems and two shitty skins isn't sour grapes
>>145504758
>Th...they are shitty skins I....I didn't want them anyway
Suck to be poor
>>145503845
Oh wow, thanks friend! Glad nobody else grabbed that one. I had really wanted that skin, and you were cool enough to post it here!
>>145465260
Colored version never ever.
RIP.
>>145504865
poor people usually make bad decisions with their money, which is why you waste money on pixels in a video game, and why you're poor
make sure to make my burger with EXTRA mayo, maybe if you're lucky i'll put in a good word with your manager and you can save up enough to buy the next shitty thing hirez releases, poor fag
>>145505202
>I-I'm not poor y-you're poor
>>145502968
>Want viking pack
>Save up 900 gems through logins and gem days
>Get 900 gems
>Realize it's shit.
>It's all shit.
I'd sooner spend my gems on recolor skins than that Ymir voicepack that only sounds a little bit like Ymir.
>>145505140
Ask /aco/ they have a coloring thread
>>145457740
No, god no ranked is the absolute worst for games.
Is HiRez going any giveaways on dreamhack?
>>145505319
i'm sorry you're so poor you have to greentext and shitpost to make a point, the poor usually are uneducated too, maybe bernie will up your wages - or mcdonalds will just replace you with a robot?
>>145505583
>S-stop calling me poor, y-your poor and stoopid
>>145505140
>>145505395
Think they could color it and make the dick on it to be her own? n-No homo!
I'm gonna get viking pack today, never got a pedestal before.
That fucking Kali skins, gonna be stoke.
>>145505678
you're*
the government really needs to up the funding on education for the lower class, maybe you can go around with a hat and ask for donations? you need it
>>145505890
>u-ur dumb n-nd poor
>>145503396
>no one talking about futa
>claim someone else has a futa obession when you bring it up out of the blue
thought you were talking about balance
>>145506112
You got BTFO bro, it's just getting embarrassing now, trying to save face by acting like more of a retard won't help.
>>145505701
>>>/aco/616772
Ask here and see for yourselffucking faggot holy shit kill yourself with your futa shit REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>145506260
>y-you lose, y-you dumb
>>145506260
>I'm so smart that I keep answering to obvious shitpost
Seems like somebody stupid would do to feel less stupid.
>>145506454
>Seems like somebody stupid would do to feel less stupid.
try that again, poor fag
>>145502968
>>145503593
You like the content or not you are literally paying less than 100 gems for every item in it. This is literally leepicreddit tier posting.
>>145506687
>LIKE THIS IS LITERALLY LIKE OMG LIKE LITERALLY LITERALLY
>>>/reddit/
>>145506541
I just wanted to help you feel smart anon, life is probably hard for somebody who isn't able to buy 900 gems.
>>145506313
Too much effort.
i got paladins from the humble bundle and the whole game is so damn weightless
there's pretty much no feedback that you're even shooting much less that you're hitting things
>>145506858
you got BTFO out too, i'd be happy about it but i assblasts poor retards like you on the reg, go make my burger now, don't skimp on the mustard this time either, boy
>>145508519
You're trying too hard here anon
>>145508634
>>145508519
make sure to use protection
>>145508634
get to making my burg and stop bitching, monkey boy
merc is getting his t2 skin with the next update.
what the fuck is that helmet
>>145506776
That's not how you even use that. Please, crawl back into your shithole.
>>145510125
your mother isn't working tonight
>>145508285
>loud and obnoxious noises
>flashy effects
>screen flashes in the direction you are being hit
>hitsounds
>"i can't tell if i'm being hit or if i'm hitting someone"
You and every shitter that is like you are the reason why Paladins spent 2 months going through pointless changes just to try and satisfy the needs of the special. You should kill yourself in real life.
>mfw this is the first patch in almost 2 years i don't give a fuck
is it happening? i don't give a fuck about smite anymore?
>>145510180
"I'm not retarded, I'm just preteding"? Or at least I hope that's what's going on here.
>>145510180
D E S T R O Y E D
>>145510440
>calls someone retarded
>can't spell "pretending" right
it was a decent try, kid, maybe one day you'll be half as good, now get back to the stove and make me my burger
>>145510407
They didn't tease anything other than skins, the patch doesn't seems to have something really exciting, Maybe I'm wrong and they prepared something big for after dreamhack but it will probably be the patch after this one.
>>145469807
That's a pretty good quadra, but watch my Reinhardt play against a Widowmaker!
>>145485280
SMITE IS SAVED
>>145509967
Wings to go with his wings so he can wing while he wingsSURE WINGED THAT ONE HUH HIREZ
>>145510407
>He was excited for any of the patches we get prior to SWC or other tournaments that do nothing but add skins
>>145510407
Fafnir was released one week ago, the dreamhack 2016 viking event is running until july (and this event started not long after the end of escape from the underworld), ratatoskr was reworked less than month ago. They are already releasing too much content and too many updates too often.
Is anyone else's launcher crashing right now? I'm using Steam and I can't get past the launch screen.
Anyone elses game crash as soon as they click on play(in the launcher)?
>>145512252
It seems you have the same issue as me, I checked the website and it says they are having some client issues with steam.
I agree, anyone else having issues during loading screens, getting a back screen as the match launches, as well as this client issues? Hi rez needs to step their game up
https://twitter.com/SmiteGame/status/742717255163744256
So for all the faggots here, you can get a shitty icon for 1 favor.
>>145512852
Just like that gay pride bundle a few months ago.
Game crashing. What a farce.
>>145512852
Contemplating whether I should buy this or not.
On one hand that's one less item in the chests, on another, am not a faggot and I hate faggots.
https://twitter.com/HelloKellyLink/status/742810531757588480
Looks like hirez stopped paying kelly to sit around doing nothing all day.
>>145513123
I honestly thought my computer was breaking apart with all the crashes lately, but it seems that hirez just doesn't try anymore
>>145514293
I'd pay her to sit on my face
>>145514293
RIP, eh its okay, she is gonna collaborate with twitch now.
>>145514293
Well she did remove any mention of smite or hirez from her profiles.
Hey guys look what I made with a little editing.
Smite is back for the steam client.
>>145514293
>I don't think there will be anymore :<
So she wasn't doing it because she liked doing them? She was only doing it for the money?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY
>it's a smite goes down for the one millionth time while overwatch remains alive and has only gone down once for scheduled maintenance
Fucking amazing, shit tons of players for overwatch and yet it's alive but smite can't handle more then 3 players.
>>145515698
No shit. Do you understand how the world works?
>>145512252
>>145512180
I had this problem. Try deleting your config files and launching the game again.
Yo if I bust some caps at a panda sanctuary will they give the panda skin away like the baguettes or gays?
Where the fuck is my DVA buff?
>>145518838
Go for it.
Do an orphanage too so maybe we'll get a new Scylla skin.
>>145510315
who are you quoting? the only feedback you get are icons on your screen. shooting doesn't have any oomph, for example that revolver guy that could block stuff, his revolver just kinda went *flap* *flap* *flap* with animations that just moved the gun around a little and you're left there fishing for the hitmarker. same with the sniper and bow champions. nothing had any weight to it, shooting the sniper felt more like a point and click flash game. movement also felt light as fuck and somehow manages to have even less momentum in it than overwatch which also has this problem.
>>145519161
Hey maybe I can fuck up a Jap school and get free Hels 4 us and or put my name in the highscore maybe even over yung Anders.
>>145519306
Oh it's a blizzdrone who would rather play his babby mode game.
>Go AMC Solo
>Curse chat is filled with 4 man premade
>Mock me for using default and AMC Solo
>Face a Rat
>It's hard, but I push through
>Go 10-6 with most structure damage on my team
It looks like they didn't....BEElieve.
>>145518838
anon please don't kill pandas, they are endangered as it is, i'll buy you the odin skin if you want but please don't go killing a very endangered species.
its not like killing humans or gays, there are billions of them, pandas are really really in risk of going extinct.
>>145519804
what the fuck are you on about? i played the overwatch beta and left it at that.
it doesn't change the fact that you could remove all the viewmodels and the feel of the game wouldn't change.
>>145519946
>It looks like they didn't....BEElieve.
The enemy were bad, you should have been destroyed for your retarded pick.
Fuck off from here.
>>145520030
>It's 4chan so I have to disagree with everyone
Lighten up, man.
>>145520003
Pandas are really shit bears though.
Who even cares if they die out. No really, what impact would it have? LITERALLY NOTHING.
>wasting bullets for that shit skin on /r9k/ the animal
go gun down some wiccan group or jpop stars
>>145520136
It would have some impact on the chinese ecosystem, also pandas are adorable, if we go killing pandas what is stopping us from killing baby ducks? , baby cows, cows, little animals would go extinct in days
>>145520136
>Pandas
>Bears
Next you'll say Koalas are bears.
>>145520251
My point is that they are really shit.
>>145520239
We already do for the meat you cuck.
>>145520239
>baby cows
Veal is delicious.
>>145520372
>>145520357
you know what i mean, not for food that is fucking fine and they are delicious but for fun.
And not fun like hunting that is awesome.
>>145520120
>amc solo is good
>>145520505
I never said that. I was just saying that maybe you should go DRINK BLEACH SINCE YOU'RE GOING TO DIE ALONE ANYWAY.
>>145520607
Jokes on you, I'm sat with my wifes boyfriend right now.
>gg
>>145520781
>Two of my teammates DC
>My other two teammates don't want to surrender
>We get stomped
>gg
As soon as my team goes for the wrong buffs I go afk
I ain't carrying retards
fuck all of you console fags
is the sand warden skin for anhur a mark of how shitty the rest of his future skins will be? when will he get a decent skin worth buying that isn't locked behind crates and scams?
>>145521046
Why play on console then?
It's all retards on there.
>>145520781
>gg ez
APH12A53A08160531
here you go
>This is the first time a SS character has been available for competitive play
Wew lads
>>145522329
>Susano
>SS
>>145522329
>susano
>ss
thats saved for shit like old guan or release bellona
>>145522391
Dm thinks so.
>>145522316
Thanks lad, claimed for PS4
>>145522784
i don't play this game but i assume thats some kinda meme
well memed my friend
>>145522391
Have you seen susano?
is ratotskr supposed to be OP again? getting healing for hitting wide, easy to hit abilities, insanely fast and impossible to hit, long ass dash, high damage and health? why?
>>145522990
Yea, and he's not SS or even S.
SS would mean he could solo the entire enemy team alone, which he sure can't.
>>145523114
>SS would mean he could solo the entire enemy team alone
No it doesn't. It means he's a complete game changer. Which he is.
>>145523114
>Le I don't know what the tiers mean
This shitter
>>145523114
>SS would mean he could solo the entire enemy
>>145523114
>or even S.
are you fucking stupid?
>>145523575
Are you?
You'd have to be to think he's anywhere near the top.
>>145523641
Even hirez themselves have said his numbers are too high and need work you mongo man.
>>145523575
>b-but thor
gonna be hilarious watching him be first ban or pick every game
>>145523641
>I am a random nigger that thinks I knows better than the one guy with reliable tier lists.
Get a load of this fag.
>>145523641
>You'd have to be to think he's anywhere near the top.
Here's your (you)
>>145523862
Oh I do knows better.
>>145523862
dm brandon makes retarded tier list but anon is still wrong about susano
>>145523997
I main loki, neith and hel. I dominate games with them on ps4.
Sus is complete trash compared to those three. He doesn't do much damage.
>>145524078
>i main an OP god mexican kids play, the tutorial god mexican kids play, and a god with an annoying amount of sustain on a platform where everybody is worse than level 5's on the PC
wow, good for you
>>145524078
>pub stomp gods that suck at high levels outside of neith
>he doesnt do much damage
>on fucking console
do you even play conq or know what roles?
he shits on loki and hel those gods are easy to shut down vs competent players.
>>145524078
I main Hel, Ares Ymir and Athena. I think you're dumb. Sus is a nuisance, he plucks, he holds and has damage. in good hands he is OP as fuck. Even in mediocre hands he is okay but not great. At equal skill levels Hel should die to Susano most of the time. Unless you build Hel for tank like a doofus.
>>145524078
>I main the 3 easiest gods in the game
>>145524078
>I dominate games with them on ps4.
Damn you guys are dumb.
But I guess bait is the only thing to keep this ded general going.
>>145524562
Hel is not exactly easy
>>145525156
how's your first day of smite going
>>145525156
Keep that bait flowing anon.
>>145525156
no god is easy when you suffer a mental disability.
>>145464468
>>145465260
That old thing though. It's been so long I wonder if I can even continue that or even have the original.
But you guys can have another Nemesis sketch.
(you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you)
>>145525813
More, I need more!
>>145525813
Nice image fucktard
>mfw Guan Yu is absolutely unbeatable with ichaival and deathbringer thanks to his perfect aa chain but shitters are too preoccupied arguing over edgy storm nipcuck and homo squirrel to notice his true power
even kali can't box me with this build
>>145519306
This has to be a clever ploy.
>>145526027
respond to him with an argument and refutable points that just being a belligerent shitposting retard and pulling the "HURR ITS BAIT BECAUSE I DONT AGREE" defense, you fucking gay nigger
>>145526027
>Anyone who things Paladins is bad is trolling.
>Shit thread
>Shit game
>Shit content creators
>aa chain goes 1/1/1.3/1.75
>implying those numbers aren't screaming at your face to rush ichaival and deathbringer
>>145525553
Ashur am gonna keep requesting this everytime I see you.
Can we have a smite version of this?
>>145527074
Aphrodite and Freya version, maybe?
>>145527194
Nemesis and Nox or Medusa Arachne as well.Or even Jing wei and ne zha.
I could have sworn somebody had made a SMITE version of that image. I forget who was on it.
but I might give it a try. Like always though expect quality.
Who was it again you said Nox and Nem right?
>>145527074
>>145527194
Bellona and Amaterasu
smug solo lane warriors
>made an account to post on smite reddit earlier today
>expected to be downvoted
>it ended up being the top thread for awhile
>>145506541
>poor fag poor fag poor fag poor fag
I own every skin besides limited ones I was late to and every VP. I also own my own home and my gf and I have our own cars.
Video games are the cheapest hobby by far for people like me with a middle-income. Only literal poor people think skins on Smite are expensive and a waste of money when people near my income bracket spend far far more on trivial impulses.
>>145526519
Tried this in Jungle training it was silly. Not Bad per se just silly. Soul Eater, Attack speed boots Deathbringer rage ichaival and wind demon. It was silly and you're silly and I'm a shitter so I'm gonna try it in Joust games
Hey lads it's me everybody's favorite avatar using blog poster. Just figured you could use an update on my lifeShe left her man for me and now we're moving in together
>>145528336
>left lad for you
>doesn't think she wont do the same to you
Poor poor anon
>>145528336
>Hey guys, I'm a literally who that is going to tell some kind of lie on the internet so I can try to escape from my pathetic life by trying to make you people think I'm interesting.
>>145522959
>using a trip code to give away a skin
>being this fucking pathetic
>you probably are doing this in every general for a game you don't need the key for
>you paid 10 dollars for some attention and some shitty games
>>145528336
ares cucked vulcan and still ended up a cuck so have fun with that
>>145528278
yeah seriously, I own a fortune 500 company and have a harem of wives who all have their own ten car garages full of luxurious European sports cars and desu smite skins are a very small and insignificant purchase
pic related (it's my basement)
>>145528336
Hellsing wtf is wrong with you man
This isn't funny anymore
>>145528336
>My life is so miserable I have to find solace by sharing it in 4chinPOST TITS YOU SUBHUMAN SCUM
Please don't put any (you)s in your posts, it makes it more difficult for me to for me to see my responses. Thank you.
>>145531372
No problem buddy.
-Guan (You)
Now that the dust has settled, what went wrong?
How in the fuck do you beat Chang'e in lane as anything but a Mage? I've had to lane against Chang'e in solo, duel and mid.
>Mid
I kick her shit in no problem
>Solo
Whether Warrior or Assassin I get fucking wrecked
>Duel
I'm usually a hunter in duel and just like solo... wrecked
Duel I build fatalis and mallet just to try keep her at a distance but she's just way too fucking fast for it.
Can I get a quick idea of how to 1v1 using Bellona? Long story short, I sort of talked shit and was challenged to a custom game duel. We picked the god the other player would use, and I was given Bellona. No idea how to build her, and barely any idea how to play her. My dignity is on the line, what little I have and any help would be amazing and appreciated.
>>145532236
she is ez
>>145532236
This nigga can't talk shit and back it up by himself?
What a pussy!
>>145532236
What God is the other guy playing? Bellona is pretty versatile, there are many good ways to build her depending on the situation.
>>145528336
I don't know who you are and I don't care.
>>145531996
meme modes
>>145528336
>make a shitpost
>come back an hour later
>all these free (you)
Das it mayne. I can't believe it worked lmao
>>145532321
I can back it up, just not with a God I have no idea how to play.
>>145532392
I picked Osiris for him, mostly because I have a semi decent grasp of how his kit works and I think I have a chance in a warrior versus warrior battle.
>>145531996
They made conquest the same boring shit I've played since starcraft and warcraft 2/3
>>145503845
Claimed for ps4
Thx senpai
TFW you finally get 2k worshippers asSylvanus
>tfw you haven't played Smite in 2 weeks.
>its literally impossible to find a conquest match on xbone where there isn't at least one of the following:
>an intentional feeder
>a ragequitter
>a toxic player who just follows another player because he did something small to piss him off
>an unintentional feeder
>a stack of 4 who sends you messages and reports you because you were clearly the reason that they all went 0-3 or 0-4 and had to 10 minute concede
im uninstalling this game now. i dont know what happened, when i got into the beta over a year ago things and the community were so much better
now i cannot go literally more than one game without reporting at least ONE person on either team who shouldn't even have this game installed.
>>145533073
Good feel
follow this mans example everyone
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>>145533078
play on PC if you can, xbox is like satan's orgy of shitty autistic players - granted, PC can be pretty bad too, but you're expected to at least be a little better and people are generally more mellow
>>145534028
Claimed on PS4.
Thanks, desu~
>>145534265
go cuck urself console shitter~
>>145534065
i played on PC before when my friends played it on there. they stopped, i moved to xbone because i got into the beta and liked how it felt with a controller.
but its just so fucking bad. i uninstalled this game right now. i cant escape the unintentional or intentional feeders, ragequitters, and 4 stacks that report you (and actually lower my xbone player reputation because its not like the automated report system can tell that the reports are bogus). i cant take the shitty hi-rez team that has no idea how to balance a game. the shitty new relic system that ive hated since season 3. and just the playerbase on xbone.
i mean i played dota 2 for 5 years and i have never gotten more mad at teammates and their shitty personalities and game-ruining decisions in that game than i ever have in smite.
im sick of having to report 1-2 people after EVERY SINGLE GAME. and playing for 2-3 hours just trying to get one win in between the 10-15 minute concedes, the 5-10 minutes it can take to even get in a game thanks to all the people who fail to ready up or pick a god.
i wish i could gift my skins and other cosmetics to someone else who wants them.
>>145534612
Thanks for supporting esports ;)
>>145534698
XBALANQUE
>>145534698
i have 42 days played total. i got my moneys worth out of the god pack and the odyssey. at least i had fun until the last 2-3 months.
i might pick up overwatch or just wait until battlefield 1 or titanfall 2.
>>145534612
can anyone else not use a controller for the life of them? i just can't imagine landing skill shots by using your single thumb on an analog stick compared to the entirety of your arm and hand on a mouse
>>145535283
You get used to it once you find a sensitivity that works for you.
>>145534612
>I might pick up overwatch
Might as well just make this the 'looking to get into overwatch general'
>>145536643
It's still worse you mongo.
>>145537168
I just want to fap to D.va and Mercy.
>>145537305
Relax, I'm not denying that. I just think that once you get used to it, it works pretty well.
>>145534612
>i wish i could gift my skins and other cosmetics to someone else who wants them.
Give me your hirez account.
>>145537370
You don't have to buy the game to do that.
>>145537395
I would have to give you my log-in info for my microsoft/xbox account so that is not likely to happen.
>>145537613
Ahh so you're just a blizzdrone shilling. I guessed as much.
>>145537698
yeah and i get $0.03 for every person i piss off in /smgen/ as commission
thanks for the money.
>>145537586
But I want to play as the people I fap to.
It makes the fap better.
>>145537818
>first person
>>145534612
>moves to xbone
>WAAAA WHY ARE MY TEAM MATES SO BAD
Not very smart are we anon?
>>145537851
>not just sitting in base and spamming emotes
Hey guys, I've been experimenting with Ra builds a lot recently. The idea of a Ra tank interests me. I want to be able to duke it out 1v1 with the strongest hunters/assassins and come out on top in Arena. So far I think Ra's potential for this comes from his healing ability.
Has anyone here had success building him into this kind of beast?
I'm thinking lots of lifesteal, lots of health, max cdr, and healing buffs.
>>145537939
>NERF THIS!! XDDD
god I hate that stupid fucking dorito munching character and I don't even own the game
>>145538351
>you drop your heal
>enemy walks away from it and hits with you while you wait for your 1 to go off cooldown
no it sucks unless you play against idiots.
>>145538351
This whole fucking post is a joke.
This is why nobody talks about smite here because when we do we get console retards like this posting.
>>145538351
yeah i do that and constantly win
>>145538351
people like you who pick non meta gods/gods in other roles should be perma banned
>>145538351
Just use Guan (You) man
what are some general tips to beat hercules in the solo lane?
>>145538762
You can't.
>>145538418
>>145538489
yo just want let you know there's no report button, no mute button, no block button in real life. I want to see your glance as I smash your skull into the fucking concrete, and I strangle the life out of you, pushing my thumbs into your eye sockets until you cry blood lol.
>>145538762
If you press 4, your god fires out a super powerful ability! It's awesome! WOW!
>>145538818
Bring it on fgt I'll rek you.
>>145538925
Post the other one.
>>145538818
You could have just asked for D.VA pics you know, no need to shit post
>>145503845
>second time I missed a code drop because I took a nap
F
U
G
Just picked the game up, and have pretty much fallen in love with playing Nox and Apollo. How fucked am I?
>>145538580
wrong m8, I play PC exclusively and for quite some time now. Meme builds are where it's at.
If you don't think so you should kill yourself. Smite is a boring and dead game, people like me make it fun again
>>145539198
Scroll down the thread, a few more were dropped too.
>>145539237
Apollo is pretty good, nox is pretty shit in conquest, but really strong in everything else.
>>145538925
>>145538998
Imagine being such a fuckup that you are shunned from your own community. not even owfags want to tolerate you and your shit tatse, so you bring it here. You bring that filthy fucking dorito munching chink into my general, and contaminate everything we've built. When the ow hype dies, and people realize just how much of a shit game it truly was, you will have nowhere to go. you will be left to rot along with your memes. Cherish these moments while they last
>>145539316
>and contaminate everything we've built
I can futa post if you want.
>>145539242
They were just shitposting, I love memes.
Better to play them with friends if you can, people take this game too seriously.
>>145539316
You can find more on the gelboorus m8, have a cheeky mei too
>>145539316
>When the ow hype dies
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Nope, it sold over 8 mill copies. It's going to be here for a while mate.
D-Did I step into the wrong general
>>145539654
If you're looking for the Smite/Paladins/shitposting general, then you found it.
>>145539715
Whats smite
>>145539791
An endangered species.
>try to relax and check tumblr for porn
>one of my favorite artist is drawing fucking dva
this nightmare wont end
>>145539983
I know that feel, this shit has started seeping into some of the fanfic sites I go to.
Why are people so obsessed with this shit meme?
>>145539791
Overwatch rip off.
It's dead too.
>>145539290
thx anon now I never want to sleep again
>>145540383
I was one of the people who dropped a code kek
>>145512852
Gay as fuck. Why did they feel the need to do this homo shit? Is reddit behind this one too?
>>145540538
do u need a masage to calm down? that would get ur mind of the homos
>>145540604
how autistic must you be to misspell this much in just two sentences
Who here plays smite?
>>145540872
I don't
Anyone looking forward to persona 5? Shame I'm going to have to quit going on 4chan once the japanese version releases.
>>145541182
The only people that like that dog shit series are actual weebs that should be gased.
GTA IV is a lot better then GTA V desu.
I still like GTA V but IV was so much better for me.
>>145541237
Why are you on the general for a reddit game?
>>145541469
Smite is a reddit game.
>>145541512
I played in beta and haven't left, and now I wait for new gods to play for a couple of days, then stop until the next one.
This general has turned toxic as fuck.
Why the fuck is this general so toxic? Is it mirroring the fanbase of this game? Or is it just snide remarks from people claiming this is "banter"
Ever since leddit was brought up this general turn to sh- wait
oh..lol
I get it.
>>145541906
Then there was no need for this post, everyone else gets it idiot
>>145541906
>>145542263
I don't get it
http://www.smitegame.com/smite-console-dwarven-corruption-3-10-patch-notes/
When does this actually come out to console?
>>145542451
When console fags like you fuck off to plebitt
>>145542375
leddit users like >>145542263 are shit posting in here after getting told to fuck off basically
>>145542375
get what
>>145542509
It's not hard to identify them either. Most are console faggots.
>>145542621
...hello new friendo.
No, console players just get laughed at, das it usually.
This thread was doomed from the first post...go on read it.
Pretty sure those sensitive leddit users who lurk here are just shitting on the general
>>145542798
>new friendo.
Mate, i've been here for almost 1 and a half year.
Been playing smite since the fucking beta. I can tell you the quality of this general tanked when the game was first ported to xbox.
>>145539654
One reason for the sudden change is own invades other generals.
>>145463124
>tfw no quality fanart or lewd of my waifu
How much of this thread is actual discussion and how much is shitposting?
>>145543423
I genuinely thought this was windrunner for a second.
>>145543423
Have so Artemis chinese art.
>>145543459
Mostly shitposting, which is good right ? after all /lolg/ and /d2g/ are all shitposting and very fast generals.
>>145543762
>/lolg/ and /d2g/ are all shitposting and very fast generals.
They are fun to read though. This place is boring.
How many old heads are still around? I mean people from EgyDaBest days.
I don't really follow Smite or this general anymore.
>>145543932
That's because smiggen memegame is at an all time low. I miss Sexy Anhur, Apolloposting, wanting to explore Scylla marianna trench, playing beer pong with Neith Fallopian tubes and fucking Ne Zha while taking Fenrir Knot.
>>145544193
Only console players here now.
>>145544350
So?
>>145544440
So fuck off.
Best serqet skin? ? ?
>>145543459
plz see >>145538762
When are the new patch notes where loki get a nerf. He is SSSS++++
>>145543423
>outfit so tight you can see her belly button
>teasing us by showing some leg
I want to fuck Artemis.
>>145545076
BACK OFF
>>145545076
Artemis is not for sexual!
http://smite.gamepedia.com/Hocus_Pocus_Chest
So chests in this game have a small ass chance to get something exclusive (that you want) and an extremely large ass chance to get some useless shit you don't want?
And you have to PAY actual cash to get this shit?
What the absolute fuck?
>>145545272
Are you new?
>>145545271
delete this shit
>>145545271
looks like a hapsburg
>>145545271
I want to cum all over Artemis toned belly !
>>145545323
No?
>>145545856
Chests have been around for ages. And they all have drop rates.
None of this is new. Why are you acting like it is?
>>145544583
The only way to win is to be aggressive early and force his mana down since he has mana issues early, but once he overcomes that you can't do anything but buy antiheal and gank him.
You could go Odin solo and once you get your ult it's gameover for him if you can get your jungler to help kill him.
>>145545742
I want to cuddle with her and play and fondle her perky breasts !
>>145546035
It's the first time I actually bothered to look this shit up. Because I've never seen or addressed it myself before is not acting like it's new. I've just never bought one of them and I don't see why anyone would with these shit chances of getting what you want.
You all suck dick
>>145546554
I love cocks.
>>145546247
>I don't see why anyone would
Well, they do. Hirez are making a killing with the chests and have been for a while now.
>>145539539
>he thinks that means something
People today throw 60+$ for game they finish in 10h and forget just after. Overwatch hype will die Why do you think Blizzard make a paying F2P? Because they know it will end like Hots so they wanted to get some cash from the hype.
>>145546041
ok great. thats what i ended up doing.
i was amaterasu so i could sustain as well, and didnt let him get his mana camp, and stole it when he backed a couple times. still never made up for that solo death to him though, got a couple ganks on him though
>>145547326
Whatever you say ponpon
>>145543459
I literally haven't actually been playing smite for months now. I'm waiting for them to do anything new for Conquest, until then I'll just keep shit posting and playing other games.
>>145546247
>not buying everything through chests
>not wanting to get 400 and 600 gem skins for 200 gems each
>not having bought all the voice packs when they were like, 50-100 gems each so you don't roll them in the 200+ gem chests
>not having done the same with the wards
As someone who wants to have all the cosmetics, chests have saved me a fuckton of money. Whenever a new one comes out, I'm usually only missing 1 or 2 items in it. Getting Aphra Cadabra for 200 gems instead of buying it directly for 600 is pretty nice.
Goodnight losers.
>>145548951
Sleep snug, smug.
>tfw just beat off to my smitefu for the first time
>>145548951
It's only 12pm though.
>>145549294
>he doesn't live on the west coast
Loser.
>>145512852
>Wanting to buy that flag for a week
>Already had 50 gems and could have got it at the weekend
>Since I'm an asshole I just thought it would be funny to flash that stupid rainbow flag around
>Now it's literally dirt cheap and I can buy it without saving
THANKS ORLANDO
>>145456926
>>145457113
>>145457147
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>>145457732
>>145457892
>>145458058
>>145458073
>>145458920
>>145458491
>>145479167
>>145479689
>>145480631
>>145506687
>>145506776
>>145540538
>>145541343
>>145541512
I know this is going to sound like a really stupid idea because 4chan is almost as bad as reddit about being a bunch of circle-jerking asshats and the knee-jerk reaction is going to be negative, but if Hi Rez listens to reddit, maybe you people should, I don't know, MAKE REDDIT ACCOUNTS AND POST THERE. Post about the changes you want. Yeah, you'll get downvoted, but if you persevere and if your ideas are actually good, you'll change minds, you can make the subreddit better by attrition. Call them out on their bullshit. I know it's scary for faggots like you to use a message board that has mods and rules, but if you can control yourselves and not act like 10 year olds, maybe something can be accomplished.
Don't merely raid reddit, INVADE AND OCCUPY. If Hi Rez listens to them, THEN BECOME THEM, and you'll be the ones they listen to.
>>145551123
Actually I did post there yesterday and I had the top post for awhile until Hirez took everyones attention off of it for the gay pride icon and skin shilling.
It's still the 4th highest post
https://www.reddit.com/r/Smite/top/
some of those fucking comments though, jesus
>reddit tries cosplaying
>>145552253
Are you stupid? 4th highest is DM leaves casting, not your post from 'yesterday'.
>>145552253
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Smite/top/
None of those posts are from yesterday you lying sack of shit.
>>145552465
The Serqet is kinda cute
>>145552556
>>145552720
my bad, select links from past 24 hours
i'm still new to reddit :^)
>>145553305
>165 upvotes
LOL
That's pretty shit mate. You're acting like hotshit.
>>145553824
didn't mean to offend you mr reddit expert
>>145554027
Sorry to burst your bubble of 'i made the 4th best post eva on reddit, look at me'
>the OW shill is there too
>>145554086
literally was just how it was when i clicked 'top'. i didn't know there was a separate thing for 'all time'.
you're thinking way too into it
>>145554453
You could be nice and respond to him
>>145554453
>you're thinking way too into it
You mentioned TWICE how it was the top post, showing off about it. You had no idea that it wasn't that high voted.
Just so you know, reddit is a hell of a lot bigger then 4chan. 165 upvotes is nothing spectacular.
so in arena if my team picks some shit like 3 assassins or generally all range with the exception of me being amaterasu im super fucked right?
>come back to smite after only playing overwatch for 2 weeks
>get into game
>other 4 team mates feed and argue until 1 of them leaves
>the remaining players don't f6 for some reason
>still arguing
>we're now 17k gold behind
>still no f6
>leave the game
>after 10 minutes check my smite guru page to see their levels
>level 19
>level 30
>level 7
>level 24
that's enough smite for me, back to overwatch (:
>>145554672
You seem really upset anon.
>>145554535
I don't want to ruin my reddit reputation. Things are going great so far.
>>145554701
>3 assassins
Good chance that 2 or even the 3 of them are shitter that will feed so yes you are fucked
> generally all range with the exception of me
That's a common team comp in arena, so you could still win
>people openly posting and talking about reddit on /smgen/
Fuck sake, how far has this place fallen now.
>>145554891
>You seem really upset anon.
Said by the reddit cuck user. Am I supposed to take you for real after you openly post on reddit and link back here?
>>145554935
All of the namefags/people that matter have been playing Overwatch instead. All that is left here is the outer circle randoms.
>>145554919
so what do i do as amaterasu when im the only melee fighter with squishy ranged? im first to be targeted and if i engage im more committed than the ranged
>>145555007
>people that matter
lol
>>145554935
>>145554996
don't be so triggered
>>145555110
>hurrrr durrrr redd xD
>DUN GET SSAO TRIGGERED GUISE XD UPBOAT
>>145554891
>I don't want to ruin my reddit reputation.
It's too late for you anon, leave this place forever.
Shame about smite guys, rip
>>145555013
Let your opponent engage then ult their backline , if your teammates aren't totally braindead they will kill or at least deal enough damage to make their frontline retreat and come to help you, if thing go wrong your build and her 1 and 2 give you enough bulk and sustain to be able to go back in your fountain.
Matchmaking is fucking amazing
http://smite.guru/match/hr/256728045
>>145555771
>http://smite.guru/match/hr/256728045
this is the reason people are leaving smite
>Try 2v2 as physical
>Enemy Hades
>Pillar of Agony traps me
>Can't leap out
>Lasts longer than sanctuary
>>145555771
>>145556361
http://smite.guru/match/hr/256641421
>implying level matter
Shitter will be shitter no matter what
>>145555771
is this xbox?
>>145557459
>Can't leap out
But you can.
If you're so retarded that you engage an Hades with his ult up while your jump is down you deserve to die.
>>145557459
>he has problems with hades ult
>Welcome to the Smite God Reveal for Hermaphroditus: God of Traps.
>>145558332
Technically he isn't a trap, he's a futa
>>145557654
>>145557684
I was either silenced or I dunno but my leap was completely blocked from use every time
>>145557654
>>145557684
>they don't know about the cripple buff hades' ult got
>All the Paladins people flying to Dreamhack
Confirmed no patch show today
>>145559252
That would be completely retarded.
So perfectly in lien with Hi rez dev team.
>>145559697
Just beads it!
>>145559596
>he thinks patch shows are live
Nigger, they're pre-recorded.
>>145558564
Then this general has no reason not to support this.
>>145559925
smite patch notes are live.
get rekt palafag
>>145558564
deity of androgyny
stop trying to nitpick futa fag
>>145558332
we already have the god of traps
>>145560394
So are the Paladins shows, he's being silly.
Anyone got a dump of wolfy pics/reactions?
>>145562689
why not just go to his twitter or something
Schoolgirl Hel will be in a chest
Random items barely anyone uses will receive pointless tiny buffs in price or stats
Rat may or may not see a slight insignificant nerf that won't change anything
Susano will not be changed at all
Merc is shit outside of conquest so his t2 skin is inconsequentialAh Muzen Cab will recieve a major buff to his hives and ult
>>145565602
>Susano will not be changed at all
Why? Seems like all everyone does is complain about him.
>>145565802
HiRez knows reddit is constantly complaining about Susano, so they're going to leave him alone since they know reddit is retarded.
>>145565834
A tranny cosplaying Freya, it fits
>>145555007
>he thinks the inner circle matters
>>145532716
>>145532504
>>145530608
>>145529921
The post wasn't even me. I hardly come here anymore, all about that discord life. I do however find it amusing people still care and still try to make shit up trying to get at me. Keep trying~
>>145529763
>>145529016
>>145528491
>>145528954
>HiRez best designed character in a long time is for fucking Paladins
;_; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCJSW6Vqyk4
>>145567309
>not waifu material
>a fat robot
Shit design.
>>145567309
I don't know how I feel about Cassie's new color scheme.
>>145554935
>Reddit is Voldemort meme
Reddit is pretty bad, but acting like their name is a bad word just gives them power.
>>145567309
>autistic sonic-cd looking robot
>best designed
Bait.
>>145566207
>>145555007
>mfw i was part of the inner circle without ever actually being in the circle or the clan
>>145515698
Anon, you might be a bit too autisticto have a job and you live with your parents, but I feel like I should inform you that a lot of people do work they don't like, or even hate because otherwise they will starve. Only a small % of people in the world actually works in something they truly enjoy.
>>145526276
>>145526227
I didn't say "if you think paladins is bad or if you disagree with me then you are a troll". They literally said you can do this or that and that x and y aren't there when they are. You have to be literally retarded to struggle with a game as simple as Paladins.
>>145568456
>wagecucks
when will they learn
>>145569413
>being dependent on a wagecuck
I hope your parents kick you out one day, anon.
>>145569507
They don't work either
Anyone mind giving me some build advice for osiris?
my current is ninja tabi, witchblade/runic, frostbound, qin's, executioner, then either discord or more dmg
I feel like the executioner kinda sucks but i'm not sure what to swap it out for
>>145571016
Ninja Tabi, Witchblade, Frostbound Hammer, Qin's Sais, Hide of the Urchin, Stone Cutting Sword.
>>145572075
>witchblade in 2016
>>145557459
That's why I ALWAYS pick beads first if the enemy is running a hades. Only options are beads and focus fire + sanctuary
>>145566404
Ur a fag hell
So when are they nefing ratatoskr?
>>145554701
Generally you're fucked with 3 of any one class. 3 assassins and a warrior means the enemy team can stack physical protection all day. As a sole warrior with no guardian you should stack protections, splash of health, and grab a frostbound. Cause as much confusion on the enemy team as you can so your team can focus someone who gets out of position
>>145566404
>being this twisted over a shit post
>lol keep trying tee hee :3~~~~
also
>living that discord life
sickkkkk!!!! actually idk if you're actually hellsing because there's no pic of your faggy avatar
>>145574761
lol bro I just would rather stare at a HOT ASS than some dude!!! you must be gay man!!!!!!
>>145574761
t. palashit player
>>145566404
I only use discord because my cool friends get to hear my sick Alucard voice while I talk about how sun wukong is the best god ever and how I drink blood and stuff
>mfw I equip both odysseus's bow and ichaival
>mfw I make 505 movement speed 2.45 attack speed Ravana
>>145576657
>aa on rav
>either of those items giving ms speed
oh mah gawd
i've not played smite in over a year, what am i in for
>>145579056
memes
>>145578606
Fuck I need it
>>145578606
damn, that's pretty cool
>>145579204
I think it's supposed to be added to the spl ticket too
>>145578606
Remind to Udyr and I like it.
BIG
BIG
BIG
___
_____
>smite general
__
Where the fuck are the patch notes?
>>145583152
in like 20 minutes
>patch called expelled from hel
does this mean a schoolgirl hel school senpai
>>145585358
looks like it
>>145585974
though this definitely means we'll never get a high school ammy
>>145585358
If Hel only didn't suck ass.
So are the patch notes only on Twitch now? I've been searching for it on YouTube and can't seem to find it.
>>145586448
lol they sent all the production people to dreamhack so it's basically pon trying to figure out how to fucking get the video on stream
Go pon! We believe in you!
It's finally up. Pic related was added after the pre-recorded patch notes.
>VAPENATION
KILL IT! FUCKING KILL IT.
I don't even know what vapenation is
>that anhur vp
yeah ok
UGLY
G
L
Y
This skin is bad and so is Hel.
>that vp
I'll stay with Solstice.
>>145568456
Easy
Just be born into decently wealthy family
>be expected to succeed in everything like rest of family
>be expected to make twice as much as family("you can have any job you want as long as you make six digits at the very least")
>be worst in family
>still having highest expectations for self
>work ass off all through childhood
>be considered good kid by parents so they help
>somehow barely pass all classes
>parents disappointed but help with college due to your surprisingly good record
>go college
>try not to fail
That's where I'm at now
>ymir buffs
>>145589416
How about you shut the fuck up?
>>145589580
the light side should have been lewdly walking on the ground and dark hovering
>>145589580
Her face sucks, makes her look like those older women in porn that wear a schoolgirl outfit to try and look young.
>>145589416
For real. Ymir is who I picked when I was tired of losing.
Time to dominate lane.
what's the average size for major patches in this game?
>hel's recall is spooky as fuck
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
>>145590196
If you are on STEAM you just redownload the game every patch
Standalone a couple hundred MB's
>>145590196
200-400 mb? 500 sometimes.
>when an assault game should be an easy as fuck win and but your teammates are retarded
>>145590735
Pretty sure that pose is a Exorcist reference?
This hel skin is a chest skin right?
>>145591165
maybe ringu?
>>145591297
Yep.
>>145590736
That's not true. They fixed that months ago.
>>145589580
>dark side isn't ganguro schoolgirl
INTO THE FUCKING TRASH
>>145590735
Dark Hel is the only decent part of the skin. Did they say if it's a chest skin?
>>145591918
>Did they say if it's a chest skin?
They quickly mentioned it would be in a chest.
>>145591991
Well that's a shame.
>>145589580
>Trying to pander to Weebs
>Has shit voicelines like "OMG"
Can they do anything right?
>>145592089
>he doesn't use chests to get every cosmetic at a discounted price
>>145592278
No.
>>145590735
That gives me a boner and I am unsure why.
>>145592503
Are you retarded?
>>145592278
>being irrational
>>145592540
>getting all skins for cheap
>irrational
>>145592278
>paying 400-600 gems for VPs and wardskins
>discount
Fuck off Hi-rez shill.
>>145592278
Good goy
>>145592720
>400-600 gems
>not waiting for 100 gem chest sales
Just have patience.
>>145592720
>not buying all voice packs during 50% off sale for 100 gems each
My god anon, you fucking retard.
>>145592785
>have spare money
>actually spend it
>good goy
So this is the thought of someone poor?
>>145592964
>Hi-rez shill trying to get people to spend money on their dying game
>>145592662
Explain to me why spending even 1 gem for a skin I will never, ever use is a good use of my gems.
>>145593084
Nah man you're dumb give Hi-Rez money for all that shit you won't use, retard poorfag
Reminder:
http://opfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Hellsing_D._Nero
Yes it's him
>>145593059
>shill
Nice buzzword fag.
>>145593262
>Oh no, he's using a word that accurately describes me, better call it a buzzword and call him a fag.
Fuck off Hi-rez shill.
>>145593369
I don't work for hirez fatty.
>>145593647
Fuck off Hi-rez shill.
When's the earliest you can call a game as lost?
>>145593826
As soon as you queue up
>>145593685
t. butthurt babby who can't buy a few hundred gems a week
>>145593973
t. A hi-rez shill
>>145594089
I like overwatch more though.
Some of you Cupids are alright. Don't go to Orlando tomorrow.
>>145594252
Oh, Okay.
>>145594261
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>>145594550
>Kill gay people
>Not people who unironically use infiltrator loki skin
>>145594617
SUCK A COCK GET THE GLOCK
>Play against Neith, Anubis and Ymir
>Get hit by spirit arrow
>Get hit by mummify
>Get hit by ice breath
>die
>>145594706
Justbeadsit.
>>145594261
Man, I always knew that Sobek grab was annoying as fuck.
>>145594706
Just beads it
>>145594706
does he have a condition or is he just british ?
>>145594706
Taroshima was right
This game is kill
Let it be known
That CC beats skill
Just play on a console. Nobody can aim for shit.
>>145595224
>consolefriends being this mad
Are you one of the millions of shitty PS4 Chaac that do nothing but spam 1 and miss every time?
>“Thanatos is receiving some love to his Soul Reap, allowing it to have more of an impact in the mid and late game where the windup for this ability can be more punishing.”
They want to make every god be strong during early, mid and late game. Nice one shit rez.
>>145573593
>>145574330
>>145575330
I'll be signing mousepads later for my fan club.
>>145595643
What? I'm a pc player. I'm telling you to fuck off for talking about the console version. It's reddit and irrelevant here.
>>145595664
pon specifically said it had a long windup, so instead of making it faster they just upped the scaling
go figure
>>145595664
10% isn't going to make him better late game.
>>145596010
Can someone please buy hirez. Maybe epic games since they want to get into 3d mobas.
>>145596078
No but upping his scaling is not what Thanatos is about.
>>145594706
>getting hit
There's your problem
What the fuck is the obssesion with Reddit here and also do Overwatch posters flood this general from time to time? It seems they shitpost everywhere?
>>145589580
I don't like how they made the evil version some ugly zombie. Why not just some bully looking girl?
>>145596662
>he doesn't play overwatch
>>145596662
No mr Janitor, we are just enjoying some nice on-topic game discussion.
>>145596992
>zombie
>>145596189
Thanatos has barely anything.
>>145596662
no overwatch is free (you)s hirez goes to reddit for the general consensus people have and ideas.
>>145597246
This.
Anyone who wants to talk about the game goes to reddit. Everyone else stays here and shitposts.
>>145595713
So it turns out you still are a cuck lel
>>145595801
You missed the joke.
I was saying play console because they're all shitters.
>>145597776
Don't ever mention consoles here again.
>janitor's standards of quality posting
>overwatch shitposting banwagon
>fine
>cropped porn
>fine
>anime tiddies
>fine
>scylla niggers who shouldn't be allowed to post
>fine
>blog posting about drama and pseudo e celeb shit
>fine
>reddit links
>fine
>me reminding that scylla niggers are the cancer killing this game
>DELETED I DO IT FOR FREE
>>145598112
Reddit links aren't spam, they are always relevant you mong.
>>145598112
You're fucking retarded, here's your (you) faggot.
>>145598074
>Don't talk to me or my master race ever again
>>145598278
>>145598452
if you like reddit so much why don't you stay there you fucking morons.
>>145597776
>>145598074
Children please, if you want to masturbate about how amazing computer gaming is, and "MUH MASTUH RESS", you have /v/ for that.
>>145598112
Since when is cropped porn a bad thing?
>>145598884
You're the only fucking person who keeps taking about reddit for no reason.
>>145598112
This is now an animals eating things thread.
>>145599139
whoops, wrong one
>Neith spreads her legs for you
>Right before you are to stick your dick in, you remember that eons ago a small crocodile came out of there
What do?
invite me to SmGen. IGN is EpicBrahmin.
>>145599403
Go anal.
>>145599076
>im the only one mentioning it
why you lie when everybody can just scroll up to see that you're faggot full of shit ?
>>145599525
Are you having such a meltdown over another stupid website, that you went retarded?
>>145599676
oh now you ignore the fact that you straight up tried to lie and go for the "retard" move ?
ok I put the "kill yourself" card in face up position then
NEW THREAD
>>145600101
>>145600101
>>145600101
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