do you even speedrun?
top 8 metroid 3 tournament on /speedgaming
gotta love how pykn thinks him and other non runners are 'srg'
we in this
Remember that one time /srg/ said BounceyBoy was faking hand pain because his world record was beaten but then he reclaimed it and blew everyone here the fuck out? LOL.
>>145416217
Diddeh's SOB is insanely better than BounceyBoys and will blow him out so fucking hard soon that he will quit streaming.
Remember BounceyBoys 121 Mario game project that he made a huge deal out of, played SM64 for 10 minutes and then never continued it because he realised how unsafe his WR is in SMS? Same.
was the thread really bopped for like 5 hrs??
doggy b dead af tbhwufma...
>>145413408
srg aint even exist like 4 hours ago, b
serg ded yo
Croni is such a retard lmao
>>145413002
no lol
*puts fan near console to reduce heat and lag*
touhou > speedruns
>>145420118
That would make it a TAS!!!!
>serg is back
you couldn't let it die
>>145421646
what if I moved to alaska and played outside
will CaneofPacci run the remastered Crash1?
I'm so happy. I thought I lost you forever /srg/.
More like Trash 1
>>145422223
That's fine, I will allow it
>>145422603
reconsider this post, buddy
Where is my medievil ps4
>>145422753
I'm not your buddy, speedfriend
nice https croni
>>145422878
I'm not your speedfriend, hastehombre
Serg was down for close to 5 hours today and nobody gave af
>>145422934
i always get that. why does it happen?
>>145423314
shes stealing your info
>>145422753
>>145422878
>>145423048
hello, /r/speedrun buddies
>>145423379
reconsider this post buddy, I'm more successful than you will ever be
>>145423498
no ur not, Hexade
>>145423314
They're lazy and can't be bothered to get a fucking certification.
epic
>>145424101
so his wrist is better?
shame about his brain
>>145424101
>tranny "muh wrists" wright
>having world records
>>145424101
what does this even mean
BIG SIMP IS BACK
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>145424101
Wait so he wants the game to suck but he will speedrun it anyway? Is his brain nonexistent now?
guys shin sekai no yori is so good
>>145424316
hes cursing nintendo for making zelda nx bad, but hes gonna speedrun it anyways and complain that his viewers only watch for zelda
>>145424706
He thinks he's still famous enough to get 20k viewers just by let's playing the latest Zelda game with a timer on the screen.
>>145424901
Why does he think zelda nx will be bad?
>>145424101
Why hasn't his family stepped in and taken him to a mental hospital for treatment?
>>145426367
the hospitals encourage this shit
welcome to the current year
>>145427287
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
>>145427567
Take away the reference to traps and this could be an actual rant from Cosmoron.
>>145427567
medievil
cosmong
>>145427567
>>145427567
when's SRL Leaderboards?
how many times a week can narcissy take xanax without going completely bonkers?
imagine being narcismo
narCISsa
Coincidence? I think not. He is playing you guys. Cosmo is a cis man. The clue is in his new name.
*photographs pills he doesn't take*
*photographs empty crates of Soylent*
*pretends to be a total nutcase*
*moves bed out of webcam radius*
*sets up a Patreon*
>>145416671
BounceyBoy is a gigantic retard and his 121 mario challenge was a joke. Watching him play SM64 wa like watching a developmentally disabled kid play. Even by casual standards he was incompetently bad. I've never seen a good SM64 runner pick up Sunshine and be that stunningly terrible from the get go.
That said, I empathize with his hand pain. There are plenty of reasons to not like the dude, but hating on him for having health problems is pretty fucking low.
Remember when we used to talk about speedrunning and not about the daily life of some ex runner who now happens to be a female. I mean srg was cancer before, but this is just a whole new stage
>>145430720
>who now happens to be a female
I'm now a squirrel!
>>145431287
Yeah? I would assume you were based on how many nuts you liked to stuff in your mouth
>>145422934
I don't have https certification because the site collects no info. It's all client-side. Stop putting https:// in front of the url
>>145423976
I already pay like $200 a year for all that shit fuck off
>>145433136
>I don't have https certification because the site collects no info
As if I'd believe a transgirl. Even your gender identity is deceitful.
>>145433136
thanks for the late response!
>>145433136
>MAGA
>>145433313
if I wanted info on you I could get it through other means
>>145431981
>I would assume you were based
stopped reading there
>>145433350
>MAGA
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjr81A6Al9c
https://my.mixtape.moe/gghogm.mp4
>>145436108
legit spooked me
>>145436108
Who will get a nose job first, Cosmo or Cronkeys?
>>145436108
did he make this vid of himself? lmfao
>>145436108
huh...really makes you think
>>145436108
>>145436108
Spoiler this shit.
>>145436108
*vomits*
>>145436108
>cosmo's sanity
un-fucking-real
>>145436306
cronikeys has to get breast implants, shave that manly granite chin, get hair transplant for those manly temples and continue taking hormones just to continues with his DELUSION that he is actually a woman. LAMO!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRqXKWz4YPo
>NASA happens
>Say they're gonna upload all the video that didn't get fucked up by constant DCs to youtube
>Still no youtube uploads of NASA
What gives?
Is Pie alright? Why is he always playing games by himself and not networking with bigger twitch names? Why is he promoting he has no friends while still giving advice to others on how to make friends? Is Pie's streaming career pretty much over? Did he drink the soylent?
when u streaming but the soylent hit u
>>145443337
soylent really does ruin your brain.
Join my quake champions clan.
>>145448071
i'll be the sniper.
>>145448071
>>145448384
this is what speedrunning has become
>>145448986
um quake is THE first speed game known to man. respect the franchise.
ded doggy
delete this thread, mods
xiah is better than cheese.
>>145433350
what is this
is it a filthy turk
Did she die?
>>145457861
hope so
I came here for the latest transsexual news. What are all the hottest new updates, guys?
>>145459014
they still all need to die
>go sleep
>wake up
>15 new posts
monster hunter
medievil
>>145433313
Dayum
>>145460429
Serg aint wut it used 2 be my nigga
Back in my day niggas would go through damn near 2 threads in a day Tbh
>>145462460
You meant 2 threads a day during any sellout marathon? It will be the same during the next SGDQ, not "back in your day".
What's with these people who never speedrun but still get their poor, unoptimized performances into GDQs?
>>145464457
hired by uyama so he makes more monies
Soe snaps pls
>>145464457
they specifically select subhumans to represent White people
>>145465584
does he even speedrun anymore, all his shit is private and never streams
>>145433662
Fuck off stream monster. The last time /srg/ was united was when we all celebrated for getting rid of the tranny stinking up irc. No one likes you, get the hint and you mentally ill hexade tier faggot.
>>145465860
Idk i just want the snaps
>>145465584
>>145466104
somebody wants my snaps??? hihihhiihihihih :3c
kill every faggot and faggot enabler
which srg boys actually currently speedrun
>urge to be a cold bitch at times, but seems counterproductive...?
Any ideas what he was trying to get across with this?
>>145446273
he had to sell his bed?
>>145446776
this would be a nice pink replacement for him
>>145467140
His twitter description:
>I don't wanna be a vindictive ice bitch...?
Thoughts? Perhaps they are somehow related?
Hey yall who else is scouting for new speedgames on our bois stream
get ready for some E3 speedrun news! nintendo comprises almost 90% of all speedruns so it should be great.
>>145467632
>first thing they do is thank the fags
at least they know their customers
>>145467891
thanks for the late response!
get fucked speedrunners. new zelda is going to be too big to speedran. enjoy your 15 hour+ speedruns.
>>145468167
new game+
>>145468167
>this dumass aint ever heard of sequence breaks
Dumass
>be cosmo
>thinks you'll get wr in zelda
>can't even make it through a stream without sobbing
>the fear
tranny nutters
>>145468167
should just make the new zelda a mmo with monthly subscription fees. it could be the new wow killer.
who finessed this white boy?
>>145468597
what the fuck
>>145468512
Nintendo would never do something "unconventional" like that. They missed the chance to make a Pokemon MMO that could have generated billions for fuck's sake.
>>145468597
Narci looks so cute in pigtails
Has Werster made rules for the new pokemon games yet and subsequently tried to preemptively discredit other runners?
>>145469227
degenerate faggots out
>>145469332
the new rules will be out by the end of the week.
>>145469332
(((Werstein)))
>>145469227
cosmo is one of the ugliest people there is
TMR has streamed 40 minutes of gameplay in his 2 hour 20 minute stream so far.
>>145468167
yeah just like how Skyrim is too big to speedrun.
>A Witcher 3 speedrun will take 100 hours.
Serg lives tonigth
trannies die tonight
new zelda game looks like a kiddie version of dark souls. pretty bad.
>>145474883
>pointless stamina meter in a large open world
fucking hacks
>>145472514
He still crying about Dugongue?
>>145472514
did he finish his little marathon or whatever? or did that one guy beat him?
>>145475192
no mention of him so far, but we are now at 40 minutes gameplay and 130 minutes showing stuff in his room and spreadsheets
>>145475171
I've only seen the stamina meter pop up when climbing, which makes sense.
>>145475483
I swear there is a faster sprint but the female is doing the basic fastwalk right now
>>145475670
Well then I guess you need to get Epona ASAP if you wannaspeedrun.
>>145475834
I wont' be getting the game because it is on a nintendo console
Why isn't Cosmo getting banned for blatantly stealing content from Nintendo?
>>145477189
Everyone is restreaming e3 for a quick buck
Check the directory
>>145477189
because you didnt report him
it's not like twitch is watching every stream 24/7
>>145477287
Why isn't everyone getting banned? I hate you all content-stealing f-faggots.
does medievil have a theme song
>>145460429
we're all here for hilarious tranny antics, nobody gives a shit about speedrunning in 20 fucking 16.
>>145478229
I do actually.
Give me one legitimate reason to hate Narcissa and transgender people in general without using buzz terms like "degeneracy" and "cultural marxism"
>>145480213
their behavior harms themselves and those around them
>>145480213
hate cosmo for being a prick:
https://u.pomf.is/mfmmcr.webm
and for changing his gender and adopting a "victim" persona because his girlfriend left him and now pretending like any of us actually hate him for being transgendered.
no one would care if it were so obvious he was putting on a show.
>>145480779
pretty much this
TMR now has 1 hour of gameplay in 4 hours and 13 minutes of streaming.
>>145480213
>Give me one legitimate reason to hate Narcissa
She's a bafflingly stupid person in addition to being a self-absorbed egomaniac.
>and transgender people
I don't hate transgender people.
>>145480779
also is there nothing more obnoxious than a seemingly intelligent guy with a (now formerly) loyal fanbase and great connections to the video game industry squander it away to drink soylent and smoke weed in his shithole apartment, pissing away whatever opportunity he had to have a happy life?
there are so many people who don't even close to that kind of opportunity. people are born into terrible, terrible situations and this piece of shit just wants to spend his tumblr-sympathy money on weed.
and now he's playing the victim like it's the world's fault he fucked it all up.
fuck him.
>>145480779
these 2 things combined
he decided to be a weak whiny victim and claims to be the smartest person on the planet
it's an insult to intelligent/strong people
>>145481491
I can kind of sympathize with him. I dropped university for no good reason and spend all day shitposting, getting fatter and feeling sad about my life. I don't even know why lol.......
>>145481660
How are your situations similar? He passed Uni so he had an education to fall back on, had a career in streaming, was well connected and well liked and threw it all away
>>145481491
If he just went back to being a boy and speedrunning castlevania 64 again everything would go back to normal. Donations, everything.
He will probably do this once he runs out of money. What's the alternative? His ego is too big for suicide.
>>145481660
But at least you know it's all your own fault and don't whine about it
>>145480779
>fw you're actually more educated than narcmeme and yet they get get drink soylent and live off pity donations while you work a wageslave to pay off debt
>>145482467
delete this nigger
>>145482467
he is earning his money like "monsters" at fairs in the past
>>145482467
if you gave cosmo a million dollars, would he be happy inside?
no.
now i make good money, but even if i were back at that point in my life where i was a wagecuck, i'd still be happier than cosmo.
he will never be able to be taken seriously in job interviews.
he will always get glares and looks.
he will never feel comfortable.
why? not because he's a tranny, but because he's not being himself. it's an act. a bizarre, drawn out act that will only result in him being more unhappy. people see right through him.
>>145475192
>>145475420
What is this whole TMR Dugongue drama about? I don't watch any of these let's play streams and i have no idea what happened but people keep bringing it up
>>145485387
all i'm saying is i wouldn't be wasting my time dancing in front of a webcam with the sort of opportunity they had through streaming early on.
at least sig conned a bunch of fools before dropping off
>>145486123
TMR tries to beat all NES games and Dugongue tried to do it too and was on pace to do it faster than him. Then TMR cried on stream about it and later Dugongue dropped it, because he couldn't keep up with TMR's accelerated pace.
>>145480779
He looks a lot like brianna wu from that angle.
>>145486904
thanks for the late response!
>>145486904
>he
part of the problem
>>145487542
marxists out
>>145487542
I don't care enough for him to bother with "muh correct pronouns".
>>145488704
>him
part of the problem
i want to get lost in moofin's fat
>>145490604
tony...
his name is cosmo
>>145490931
part of the problem
>>145491014
word cosmo is part of the problem
the tranny problem
The Final Solution for the final problem.
I do 16 star mario 64 runs and play melee. Are there any other games that have "tech" that feels as good? I'm having trouble explaining exactly what I mean, sorry. I just like pushing buttons.
wake me up
>>145493626
he's so fucking ugly
>>145493626
i'm dying
>>145486550
>Then TMR cried on stream about it and later Dugongue dropped it
who said Dugong dropped it?
>>145480213
Cosmo is a fetishitic transvestite with no expressed disdain for his male identity. His decision to begin hormone replacement therapy was not a medical necessity but instead a lifestyle choice. Gender identity aside, he expresses very apparent signs of mental illness. Cosmo represents legitimate cases of transgenderism in poor light. Fuck him.
>>145493626
that bottom right pic lmao
>>145494309
he himself
>>145493626
>>145436108
>>145494387
>legitimate cases of transgenderism
you fell for the jewish narrative
>>145495761
>I loved myself so much when my judgement was impaired
so do you guys even play games or just whine about all the other people playing games?
cosmo is the ugliest and worst speedrunner of ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>145496545
p sure hes better than me desu
>>145496141
Anti-White
>>145495406
>>145495761
>>145495942
>>145496141
>>145496362
>>145496616
>>145497162
you can stop posting these aren't funny
also the quality is shit
>page 10
The Stigma
medi evil medi evil
Imagine how smart Evilsnurdeeps would be at this point if it didn't get banned. Would probably be less retarded than 90% of the average twitch chatters.
The God Gamer Stigma
The Grind Monkey Stigma
The Bird Laugh Stigma
The Medi Evil Stigma
The Gay Furry Stigma
The Banshee Screech Stigma
The White Genocide Stigma
Why aren't you watching chibi right now?
>>145503687
https://twitter.com/twitchchibi/status/742784771785383936
>>145503892
I don't care that it's "degrading to women" or whatever, but I think you have to admit it's rather obnoxious watching a bunch of 7-12 year olds constantly saying "LUL a grill with le epic tits xD".
>>145504104
to be fair she had some nice tits
>>145503892
what a fucking wimp
The Fear
The soe snaps stigma
>>145503687
But I am. Love the crotch cam!
Post "oy" if u miss the comfy late night mhc bantz from 2013
goy
>>145493569
run 120 star. now you have enough tech to last you a couple years at least.
if that doesn't work, you might like Super Mario Sunshine, Super Metroid, Dustforce, Yoshi's Island, maybe Spyro the Dragon.
oy desu desu
BASED FUCKING TRIX
>>145505878
Is Trix the anti-Trihex?
>>145506879
yes
>>145486131
rofl imagine being Siggy and slowly depleting your reserve of speedrunbux, constantly dreading the day you run out
>>145493626
>that fucking nose
>>145507261
trihex literally needs to be deported. stupid nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scUzMQRk6HQ
>>145507261
fucking disgusting
>>145457861
that's a good way to kill yourself by accident. to bad that didnt happen.
Anime wearing Trump hat = cancer
Skeleton wearing Trump hat = Medievil
>>145508352
whats with headcrab and that burrito
>>145508448
lol
>>145508210
no it's not. taking a prescribed dose of xanax isn't risky at all lmao.
>>145509229
>says a degenerate cuck
>>145509229
xanax is one of the most dangerous drugs out there. 100% serious. if you are an anxious person it can eat you alive, and it does it very slowly
>>145509760
sounds like you've been reading horror stories about fucking idiots who take it every day for years even though the warning sheets that comes with it literally says not to take it for more than 2-4 weeks.
taking xanax the way you're actually supposed to take it isn't dangerous whatsoever.
>>145510030
shut the fuck up beneziaa you degenerate
beanie SUCKS at overwatch
>>145509760
>xanax is one of the most dangerous drugs out there.
Imagine being this sheltered and naive.
>>145510030
>taking jewish poison is ok and the benefits are
