Quest Edition
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Patch 3.35 and Beyond (MSQ, Deep Dungeon, Collaborations and more):
https://www.bluegartr.com/threads/128728-Yoshida-on-3.35-and-Beyond-Translation-of-Interview-Highlights?p=6713298#post6713298
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>145270835 →
Video games are fun
>>145333947
Awful. 25% echo and people still die to earthshakers.
But it's better than never getting a chance, I guess.
where can i find the best gamer tips?
>>145334104
Welp, there goes my chance of farming for the Seph birb via DF like I did with Ravana.
I spent ages farming SephEX and only saw two whistles drop. RIP me.
What did Godspeed do edition
If you bring only one healer to Nidhogg ex, what gets targeted by the second purple tether after fang/claw?
>>145334206
You could always make a PF like any sensible, non-autistic person.
Have a nice night, Anonymous. Do your best again tomorrow, okay?
Are leves the best way to level BTN from 50-60?
>>145334206
That's retarded, if you're not farming for birds using the PF and unsynced then you're doing it WRONG and you're torturing yourself for no reason. Go look up video of an unsynced Ravana farm and slap yourself when you realize how much time you could have saved.
>>145334276
I'm farming for vanity mounts. I'm neither sensible nor non-autistic.
>>145334338
FUCK YOU. THE NIGHT'S NOT OVER, SEXY HIGHLANDER. I'M NOT DONE DOING MY BEST. I'LL GET THIS FUCKING CLEAR. THEN I'LL COME FIND YOU AND RAPE YOU RIGHT IN THE MOUTH. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
List potenial ranged for meem teem
wtf i thought bp stood for bisexual person
>>145334493
>unsynced ravana farm
what
Ravana doesn't sync. It's a HW EX Primal.
>>145334610
God bless.
>>145334606
Aika Tsunderie
Post favorite skill
>>145334338
I'll do my best! I have to, for you.
>>145334606
Kirito Tia
Vahnz
Wuggles
Listialthough they are a better drg
Kirito Tia
I'm a lizard on a rock.
:3
>>145334345
collectables for all gathering classes
>dark arts doesn't remove the mp and gcd cost from grit
>divine veil doesn't make your next clemency instant cast
>benefic 2 procs still have a cast timer
>contagion isn't just a SMN ability that requires garuda egi to be present
>jump still has a slightly longer animation lock than spineshatter
>sneak attack still shares a cd with trick attack
>>145334718
Flare
Painflare looks cool as well. Haven't seen deathflare(?) yet
>>145334606
bgc@ so he can finally have the 2 chest dream
[Screams geometrically]
>>145334345
Nah unless you have a shitton of them.
Collectables are the best way over time with grinding inbetween windows.
>>145334659
Oh, my point is still somewhat valid anyway. You're not going to find a DF party doing farm strats, with a PF group you just burn Ravana and completely ignore adds. You're able to kill it before he even does Final Liberation. Grinding for birds through DF is still retarded.
megu bp
>>145334902
If you've seen Ahk Morn, you've seen Deathflare.
>not just waiting until 4.0 so you can 4 man the HW ex primals with high as fuck bird drop rates
Chances are if you still don't want the mount by then, it was never worth getting in the first place.
>>145334773
lizard where's your frock?
>>145335148
Good idea. Time to take it easy.
>>145335148
I'm waiting for the content drought between the last big patch and the new expansion.
What class attracts the most shitters at end game?
My bet is on BLM.
B> friends
PST ;_;
>>145334606
Proci would rather tank the entire static than kick godspeed. It's not happening.
>>145335226
WHM
>>145335132
I have not.
>>145335226
the middle class
>>145335294
ingame name?
>>145335310
Quality leadership right there
>>145335385
Kirito Tia
>>145335226
WAR and SCH
>>145335385
Kirito Tia
>>145335385
Kiss Dissem.
I'm autistic, so don't talk to me if you don't want to talk to an autist.
:3
>>145335226
WAR
SCH
MNK
Roleplay outing on Gilgamesh by Curious Gorge.
Come watch RPers put several songs into yell chat as if their characters are singing it.
>>145333956
You ignore all the shitty cat and lizard posts just like that? Seems a tad biased.
>>145335485
b-but I'm a SCH
..I'm also pretty bad :(
>>145335485
Shitter here. Yes, those are the jobs I like the most for each role.
>tfw no cute meria waifu to care for and support me
As someone who's probably just average at the game, should I play a Bard over a Machinist? I'm trying to decide between the two because I like them a lot and like Machinist a little more, but I just keep fucking up my Wildfires horribly.
>>145335747
Play what you want, nothing is hard in this.
>>145335476
>DRAKN
dropped. sorry.
>go unlock moogle quests
>run around for an hour like a retard doing shit for stupid little fluff balls just for some glass fibers
At least I get a nice view each time I have to fly half way across the damn zone.
*mewls moonily*
>>145335476
<Yuri!>
Get away from me.
>>145335838
Alright then.
:3
>>145335819
Guess so. I'm probably just overthinking the amount of fucks people give doing things.
generic meowing.
>>145336081
put your trip back on
I really like this patch, there's a lot to do other than raid.
What's the droprate on neo tomestones used to craft replica Dreadwyrm? Is it 100%?
>>145336081
I love how Selzh couldn't get a single guy so they turned lesbian
>be dom with sub eb
>get turned on by the idea of my sub bf fucking a girl with his cute cock while i watch
what do you even call this? NTR?
>>145336208
i can 100 percent assure you.i swing both ways
>>145336207
Yes. Only 1 body piece drops at a time though at unsynched t13, according to a friend.
>>145336207
100%, at least one per kill if you do it unsynced.
>>145336217
cuck
>>145336217
its calledgo outside and get a life
>>145336217
fuckinggay
>>145336217
"pathetic"
>>145336208
>I love how
Nongeneric meowing.
>>145336296
>selzh will never stealth hug you and post it in the thread
fuck
>>145336297
>>145336309
Thanks!
>>145336297
I've had both 1 and 2 Body Stones drop multiple times while we were farming T13. It's just luck of the draw, really.
Well, thanks for nothing. Tell Squidchan it was fun to hang out/play. I'm gonna go kill myself now.
Peace out.
>>145336418
i almost got hugged but i ran away
>>145336217
Balmung? What's your names?
>>145336391
i love how you're a fucking retard
fag
>>145336473
Oh damn, really? Well thanks for that, I really didn't know.
>>145336570
proci and f'telor
>>145336596
Drop rate is lower for both the Aetherstones and Orchestrion rolls if you're doing the turns unsynced.
Should I erp a male cat or a girl character today?
>Proci doesn't even skip boost
>still BTFO Fwha's DPS
Is Proci the hero /xivg/ needs?
>Lore male miqo'te
>fierce warriors and alpha male tribal leaders who compete for positions of power and the harems they entail
>Ingame catboys
>soft, small, adorable
>everyone wants one that they can bring him, tie up, tickle and dominate the shit out of
/xivg/ will defend this.
>>145335838
What's wrong with DRAKN?
>get 3 male au ra in expert roulette
>can't stop imagining themusing my midlander girl for their own pleasure
>unable to concentrate properly the entire run
>>145336857
>fwha undoubtedly has worse parses hidden
>>145336857
*makes irrelevant excuses*
*reasserts that I, Fwa, could do better if I wanted to*
*shit talks the SCH, aka Rheia's gf, for no reason*
>>145336857
Fwahlon plays with good players
Proci plays with bad players, so he gets the lion share of damage
Neither aer good players.
>>145336857
no, proci was whipped by a vagina so hard he is turning gay
>>145336870
only fujoshits will defend this
>>145336987
fuck off dogboy
>tfw you try your best all the time but are just never good enough
It hurts.
>>145336857
Why did you stop streaming proci
>>145337095
i'm not who you think i ami'm a girl
>>145337093
that's not how parsing works.
>>145336987
shut up fatty
>>145336857
>Proci plays with bad players so they don't even skip boost
>He gains access to AOE on pigs and snakes
>>145337093
but the only good player in fwha's static is rheia
>>145337164
in midas it kind of is, especially with the pigs and mirages/swindler adds in a5/a6s
>>145337190
fwha's fastest clear has pigs AND boost skip
>>145337174
who do you think this is jfc
>can't clear nidhogg EX with static
>friends already have all the weapons they need and on their alts too
I'm trying to do this collectables thing, but I keep getting this. What am I doing wrong?
Pressing buttons is such a physical intensive skill. You're going to need to rest up early so you can do it again tomorrow!
>>145337296
{toil of the mountaineer/pioneer}
>>145337296
You have to gather that thing normally first at least once.
Turn off Collectible skill, and unlock the thing. The next time you access the node, you'll be able to do the collectible minigame with it.
Post the pic
Drive away the fat mexican in his candy van
>>145337296
You probably need better gear, what do you have?
>>145336857
Why not post parses of theirs that're actually relevant, like say, A8S parses?
Oh, wait.
>>145337327
Yooooou fucking better not be poking fun at my green waifu.
>>145337291
>casually try learning parties 3 times
>join final phase pf on 3rd night
>clear it with the same group later and farm it
Better hop on the PF train while people still care enough to clear and farm.
Who are you're top three waifus?
>>145337291
>beat the SSS dummy with plenty of time to spare
>know that the instant I join a party someone will throw a bitchfit over my 210 weapon
;_;
>>145337394
dang
>>145337578
>having more than one waifu
That's infidelity.
Sorroto Fearscream: *Grabs a wet noodle and hits her like a baseball* Shut your face and maybe I will.
What a dreamy guy.....
>>145337578
meria
spiderc@
etie
>>145336397
delusional
>>145337606
>being this beta
Simply tell them you beat the dummy easily.
>>145337770
my boipussy is positively VIBRATING with excitement
pastebin is broken pls fix
Grinding for relic is boring!
>>145337939
Just the embed is fucked for me, it works if you actually hit the link
>FC: Dead
>LS: Dead
>Old friends: Dead
>New friends: Ignore me
>>145338020
git
gud
>>145338020
Time to transfer!
Report today's progress:
>finally ilvl200 and finished sohr khai
>>145337578
Meria
Briah
Noriko
>>145337983
You're kinda cute but fuck anyone that covers their cheeks with the scales.
>>145338081
I havent logged on yet pls gimme some more time
The suncats have gone out of control, all of their tribes have been united under one super Nunh who threatens to conquer the world.
Eorzea's only hope is a team of 5 carefully chosen moonies to go on a top secret assassination mission to stop the Nunh and his plans for world domination.
Which 5 moonies are best for the job?
>>145338081
>still no bf
>>145337983
Don't do it then.
>get a sub because friend wants me to play with him
>he gets burnt out of the game 2 weeks after playing nonstop, keeps going back and forth between "I want to play/I don't want to play"
this kills the motivation. Should I pull the plug or continue alone? as much as I like the game, I don't like the idea of playing MMOs without friends
Anyone on Cactuar want to do something productive? I want to come back but this shit sucks by yourself
I like petting people in this game.
I wish petting was a persistent emote with its own /changepose.
I also want to see race specific pets. You know how when you try petting a lalafell, you actually kneel down to do it? I want to see something for catboys where you rub their ears or something.
>>145338143
We all need some time.
>>145338247
What about something reproductive
>>145338314
I've got too many subs already, but thanks anyway
All the Single Ebins (Put a Ring On It):
Shattered Sun
Gott Faust
Raim
Egghyur
Kirito Tia
Mado
Shirou
Awena
Shyvana/Bruce
Godspeed
Red
Sandc@
Harpuia
Neko
Akryn
Lewdlander
Rou
Mute
Algy
Pippy
Aether/Riri
Spiral Mountain
Noriko
Hark
Selzh
Guffy
sadcuck
Kiki
>>145338275
>wasting time on gay emotes
What is the name of the new set that makes monk look like the dude from last remnant?
>find a catboy to erp my catgirl
>he looks just like proci
FUCK
>>145338509
you just got proci'd
I want tofuckRylai'sasspussyuntil it'shanging outlike atubesock!
>>145338142
they're soft scales
>tfw spent the whole day wiping in DF ex primals
I wish I had friends.
>>145338494
"The Set That Makes Monks Look Like the Conqueror"
>>145338380
I prefer being single.
So, what's the risk of using a bot and getting banned?
I just want to get miner up without doing the work?Are there any good bots?
>hit 60 fsh
>tfw you need to get gear now.
>>145338509
>find a catgirl to erp my catgirl
>she has a dick
YESSSSSS
MIGHT AS WELL START CALLING SQUID-CHAN SHARK-CHAN
FUCKING BRUCE
SHARK MAN IS MORE LIKE IT
>>145338712
who is that lala in the back
>>145338669
getting banned is very unlikely. there are several well-known botters that are farming shit constantly and have likely been reported hundreds of times but are still going strong.rebornbuddy
>>145338669There is apparently a lot of people that bot who haven't gotten so much as a warning.I don't know what to use though.
>>145338717
haha epic
>>145338712
grown men
NIN question. I Just finished the 60 quest and how do i fit Dream within the rotation? Is it best used with Duality?
Just started playing again after a few months off so im still a little rusty with the class.
>>145338669
Multiple ebins have blatantly botted for the last 2 years without so much as a warning.
>>145338868
How do I become an ebin?
>>145338806
Is it worth paying what? $30 USD?
I'd end up just botting and playing league or some shit. And getting mine/btn and fish up or something.
>>145338849
dtguilds.enjin.com/shastasninguide
Read that. Live it, breathe it, sleep it.
>>145338832
Shut up Bruce
The Sea of Clouds ( 9.7 , 15.7 ) Z: 1.8
Balmung
>>145338669
Kay/Franz Siegfried bots nonstop
>>145338632
Bond your dick to my pussy.
>>145338902
post selfies
>>145338915
the lifetime key is worth it
>>145338849
It's an ability not a weaponskill so duality has no effect. Just use it. Make sure you have the slashing debuff up when you do and maybe delay it a few seconds if trick attack is coming up.
>>145338849
just use it when yours buff are up, including trick.
duality is exclusively for aeolian edge and armor crushno idea if the normie rotation changed since i was doing relevant content
>>145338974
but I do sometimes
>>145337983
42/120
Tell me about it.
>>145338964
"How do I get 10 million to appease this crazy girl? I really need a girlfriend or I'm gonna die."
Do we have a Balmung feet ranking list?
>>145339031
do you have a gimmick?
>>145339031
Chances are you don't have a shtick.
THE XIV EBIN POWER RANKINGS v0.7
NOTES:
God ebins are infamous among the thread with a trail of drama and tears behind them, capable of derailment at the drop of a hat.
High ebins have a strong thread presence with a recognizeable character, posting style and/or gimmick.
Mid ebins are your run of the mill ebins, generally nothing special but post fairly often.
Low ebins are either retired personalities or lurkers who rarely post.
>GOD TIER
P'roci
Abe
Ippiki/Berke
Vjera
Paks
Putt
Chemo
>HIGH TIER
Mado
Ada
Swabs/El Suavador
Shirou
Awena
Stratos
F'telor
Spiderc@/B'nhaka
Shyvana
Guffy
Naka
F'whalon
Shana
Godspeed
Red
Elk
Sandc@
CG
Zani/Sertur
Pashua
Shrekroe
Rylai
>MID TIER
Harpuia
Brahms
K'iki
Briah
Kumfi
Anzu
Neko
Moni
Akryn
Egyptc@
Faerie Roe
Seto
Sue/Frenchc@
Read
Rheia/BGC@
Rock Lizard
Vic
Noriko
Mataeus Cat
Mataeus Au Ra
Sugi
Bad Manners
Mumu
Iri
Sayora
Koata
Rou
Ruki
Mute
Tincan
Handlebars
Algy
Dame
>LOW TIER
Pippy
Jaiba
Aether/Riri
Nashu
JP
Talia
Bis Koi
Asuna
Sunn
Black Steve/Wes Jones
Antivia
Ninii
Ika
Lewdlander
Tofu
Spiral Mountain
Liora
Hark
Meracle
Downyc@
Momo
Naandae
Sera
Banda
Valsi
>SHIT TIER
Selzh
>>145339125
No I just post my character sometimes when I post
>>145339212i don't know what eb or ebin means and at this point i'm too afraid to ask
>>145339314
I guess. I just post my character often and I'm a degenerate.
>>145339314
Being Ada's sleeve is a shtick I guess lol
>>145339359
ebin = thread pesronality
eb = eternal bond (in-game marriage)
>>145338985
Maybe when I have money after this paychek and a few bills I'll get the key and just say fuck it
Is it like, an account? Can I give my account to a friend and be like "here" When I'm not botting?
Can we have a botting ring on one account at different times?
>>145339212
>moved up in rank that much
neat!
>>145339359
be my eb and i'll tell you what it means
>>145339212
This list pleases the Jaiba
>>145339212
Harpula not below shit tier.
Ada not on God tier.
Proci and his bf not on shit tier.
What is this list?
A list for morons?Let alone Rylai not being on fucking watersport tier.
So if I post my character im automatically an ebin? I don't wanna be an ebin!
>>145339457
Why is ftelor a lalafell?
>>145339212
>tfw on the list
>>145339457
THE XIV EBIN POWER RANKINGS v0.7
NOTES:
God ebins are infamous among the thread with a trail of drama and tears behind them, capable of derailment at the drop of a hat.
High ebins have a strong thread presence with a recognizeable character, posting style and/or gimmick.
Mid ebins are your run of the mill ebins, generally nothing special but post fairly often.
Low ebins are either retired personalities or lurkers who rarely post.
>GOD TIER
P'roci
Abe
Ippiki/Berke
Vjera
Paks
Putt
Chemo
>HIGH TIER
Mado
Ada
Swabs/El Suavador
Shirou
Awena
Stratos
F'telor
Spiderc@/B'nhaka
Shyvana
Guffy
Naka
F'whalon
Shana
Godspeed
Red
Elk
Sandc@
CG
Zani/Sertur
Pashua
Shrekroe
Rylai
>MID TIER
Harpuia
Brahms
K'iki
Briah
Kumfi
Anzu
Neko
Moni
Akryn
Egyptc@
Faerie Roe
Seto
Sue/Frenchc@
Read
Rheia/BGC@
Rock Lizard
Vic
Noriko
Mataeus Cat
Mataeus Au Ra
Sugi
Bad Manners
Mumu
Iri
Sayora
Koata
Rou
Ruki
Mute
Tincan
Handlebars
Algy
Dame
>LOW TIER
Pippy
Nashu
JP
Talia
Bis Koi
Asuna
Sunn
Black Steve/Wes Jones
Antivia
Ninii
Ika
Lewdlander
Tofu
Spiral Mountain
Liora
Hark
Meracle
Downyc@
Momo
Naandae
Sera
Banda
Valsi
>SHIT TIER
Selzh
>PEDO TIER
Aether/Riri
Jaiba
>>145339391
thank you ;__;
>>145339440do you like lala
>>145339528
Ebin is a shit term anyway, made by Balmung wannabes.
Post your character and ignore those people and you'll be fine.
>up in rank
>down in respect
>>145339554
Why is this e-celeb shit a thing. Does this thread really have nothing else to talk about?
>>145339572yes
>>145339554
>still no creepyscales
I guess it's true, all have long left Cactuar for the land of Balmung. Im just stuck here with the eternal circlejerk of TFT and the husk of Howl's now grounded castle. What a time to be undead
>>145339212
>k'iki
>not high tier
>rock lizard
>not high tier
>f'whalon
>not dead tier
>this entire list
>>145339554Please no bully ;_;
>>145339638
>Does this thread really have nothing else to talk about?
The fuck do you want to talk about, the game's stale PvE? Crafting/gathering rotations? tacked on PvP? More shit easiloy accessed from Google?
>>145339528
Nah, just piss off the right person or two.
>>145339869
I'd rather talk about that shit then "Who's feet is the stinkiest on balmung :333?"
>>145339889
That is literally the single worst roe I have ever seen.
>>145339889
>>145339889
By "the right person or two" I assume you mean every single person who browses this place?
>>145339212
>not on the list
Thank fuck.
>>145338081
>Grinded about 1.5-2.5k esos today
Found a group of people equally nuts, and now will be able to grind antitower all week without having to use DF.
>>145340146
>Responding to your own posts to act like they matter.
>we will never have a cozy FC again after the NEET calamity
Thanks Spuki
>>145340140
>7 votes (37%)
>>145340321
>>145338081
Stopped bein' bad at video games. Now to farm esoterics until I can't feel feelings anymore.
I just resubbed and noticed I'm not in NEET anymore. What happened?
>>145339212
>not on the list
shite
>>145340329
>implying it was cozy with toxic spergs like Stratos and Noponis
>>145340686
x100 this
>>145339643
hmm sorry anon i'm much too busy focusing on the MSQ and trying to hit 60 to be much of a social butterfly...but who knows
>>145340601
I just resubbed and noticed this pasta. What happened?
>>145340686
Whats wrong with Startos?
>>145340847
The procster kicked a shitload of people out of NEET a while back to make it a safe space for Egghyur after she came back
>>145340918
WOW
proci is such a faggot
>>145340838
Do you likeelezen?
>>145340847
>nice /xivg/ FC
>OH SHIT MY TUMBLR FRIEND WHO I'VE BEEN ORBITING IS COMING BACK
>CLEAR OUT THE FC CAN'T HAVE ANY OF YOU SHITLORDS TRIGGERING HER DID I MENTION SHE'S MENTALLY UNSTABLE
>she leaves soon after joining
>it was all for nothing
>>145340838
i'dhug this lalai'd also fuck them.
>>145340890
Who are the blowjob sluts of Balmung and where can I find one?
>>145340890
Besides everything?
Everything else.
>>145341063
Awena Marette
Looking for hotties with massageable feet. Where/Who can I find on Balmung?
>>145341063
Mafuyu Laeh
Naka Flocka
Ada Valentine
>>145340329
NEET was pretty terrible when it was an open FC
>>145341063
Awena Marette
>>145340996
yes, a few of my friends are elezen
>>145341010
:)
>>145341163
>>145341201
She's already in a private chambers so seems like a busy person...
>>145340329
Just make a new one, autist.
>>145341261
you mean abussyperson
>>145341063
Noriko Makoto
What armor should I be wearing when I get to 60? Serpentskin/Trailblazer still the go-to until I have enough Blue Scrip Tokens for Artifact2?
>>145340565
>faerie roe killed nidhogg before 80% of this general
>>145341429
I killed nidhogg first day..
>>145339396
When you buy a Rebornbuddy thing it gives you a string of numbers / letters that's an activation key. You put it into the bot and it allows you to use the bot. So you can give the key to someone else, yeah.
>>145341513
>80%
>not 100%
>>145341429
>>145341586
Please provide proof for your statistic.
>>145341586
but i killed it on patch day
post cats right meow
>>145341978
button your shirt right now you animal
Does that purple haired AuRa from Balmung still play this game?
>>145341978
Does Noriko erp?
How does /xivg/ farm poetics?
>>145341978
Jesus christ, button your shirt before you catch cold.
Resubbing tomorrow, how is nid compared with thordan and seph? Both in terms of fun and difficulty. I was a healer main (sch/ast) and will probably be playing them again
