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NERF THIS ! ! ! Edition

OLD: >>145305749

>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/416mmBkq

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com

>porn archive
https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0ByzmhGDY8u8MUWFTalAyVDBRTU0&export=download

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
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first for d.va twerkin
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>>145316730
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Does the porn archive have anything good in it or is it just a bunch of shitty pics??
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>tfw Zenyatta
cant wait for a buff tbqh
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>>145325085

actually we had no healer at all. my team went full offense retard mode and went chasing the enemy team. if i didnt hard carry the load then legit it wouldnt have even got past the first check point on that map. no scratch that, it wouldnt have even moved a single meter from its spawn point.

>>145324979
ill tell you how to NOT play d.va, and thats as a retarded harass/flanker/trinston/tracer wannabe. she is so fucking useless if she does that and is essentially retard baiting at that point.

a competant team can simply ignore a dva as a nnoying fly if you really want to do that type of playstyle.

what you want to do as dva is basically camp an objective control point on defense or escort a vehicle the ENTIRE way. DO NOT FUCKING LEAVE THAT VEHICLE FOR NOTHING. she is actually ver hard to kill when using the escort as additional cover and if you have a mercy heal slut she is basically unkillable. if you dont have a he alslut then it is very important to know where large health packs are. just Q out when ur load, grab large pack, and Q back in on obj.

she is not good at attacking, dont use her to attack a point unless you can trust your team. the only acceptions to this rule are escort missions or maps like illois.
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>>145321345

Pharah and Mercy are objectively better though.
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>queue in a full party
>play koth against a team with a zarya
>get idea
>tell team to group up after a minute or so
>zarya ults
>mfw

hope you enjoyed my blog
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Ask me anything on how to git gud with d.va.

gonna hit 60% winrate with her soon.
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Xth for cute Mercy-maining boys and girls I guess who should hit me up
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>>145326126

Someone is working on RoadhogXMercy porn
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>>145316730

REMINDER
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Would you let me heal you? ;)
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Cute blueberry
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Broken tier:
Widowmaker

Overpowered tier:
McCree, Lucio

Powerful tier:
Mercy, Reinhardt, Winston, Zarya, Genji, Tracer, Junkrat

Average tier: Hanzo, Pharah, Roadhog, Soldier 76, Mei, Torbjorn, Symmetra, Zenyatta, Reaper

Weak tier:
D.Va, Bastion
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Which hero legendary skin should I buy, excluding Genji and Junkrat because I already got one for those.
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You stood by and let this happen
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HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW TO GET BEHIND THE FUCKING SHIELD, FUCKING GOD. I FUCKING SPAMMED IT IN THE GODDAMM CHAT WHILE THE MCREE AND HANZO FUCKED OFF TO GET THEIR EBIN FUCKING FLANKS AND ALL I HAD WAS THE FUCKING LUCIO. WHO CAN PUSH WITH A LUCIO IT'S MAD. ARE THE PEOPLE WHO PLAY THIS GAME LEGIT RETARDS, AM I ACTUALLY THE RETARD I DON'T FUKCING KNOW.
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>>145326939
how to get good?
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>>145326989
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>you'll never make Mei's eyes roll up in pleasure

But I sure as fuck can make them roll up in agony as Junkrat
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>>145326954
She looks like that turkroach with the knife.
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Anyone got any non-reaper Reyes pics? I can't find nearly anything that's not a shipping pic.
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>>145326989
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>>145326549
>she adds nothing that the game needs

Putting aside the fact that I hate her, and feel like she's the most un-fun thing to play against, you're actually right. I never thought about it, but I honestly cannot think of anything that Mei does that feels like you NEED it sometimes. Like, she doesn't hard counter anything, she's just there. We already have counters to the flankers, we have tanks that suppress lots of spam, we have Torb, Bastion, Junkrat, Pharah, a lot of things for locking down a single area.


She really doesn't do anything, or bring anything to the table. She's just an annoying character that exists to be annoying, and if anything just add a plus sized girl to the roster. She's stupid.
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>>145327003

refer to

>>145326826


>>145326954
>>145326989
kek
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>>145326957
>not having 70% win rate at least by playing broken supports
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>tfw all silver
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Reminder that you are not a Quake god.

Stop picking Pharah for cool points.

We need damage dealer that is reliable and won't be picked off in a second.

Pick up the fucking slack, unless you are shooting at sentry guns and Bastion stop playing fucking Pharah.
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Remember to treat mercy players like trash because the little sluts are into that shit
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>>145327039
I'm looking, might actual have some good ones underneath all the random shitty ones and scraps I've picked up.
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>>145327080
>She doesn't hard counter anything
Genji
Lucio
Reinhardt if she's not retarded with icewalls
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hey masteroverwatch

maybe you should ignore anybody under 150 games in your score/min categories, those scoreboards are dominated by people who have barely played 30 games. they're even less representative than your other scoreboards.
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>>145326954
>that fucking nose
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>>145327161
How am I going to get better if I don't practice her, dumpass?
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>>145327032

>agony
>implying she doesnt enjoy that sensation of getting blown up
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WHAT A FUCKING HEADSHOT GET OUTSKILLED SON
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>>145316730
Heres hoping that doomfist is black and looks like fucking terry crews and talks like him too
thatd be hype as shit, making quips about his biceps and shit talking people while being lighthearted about it, all the while fisting the shit out of them.
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if youre losing and you have 4/5 gold medals, the rest of your team are clueless idiots
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goddammit rein duels have to be the most fun i swear
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>>145326974
Arctic Zarya
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>Someone is selling printed DVa bodysuits
>Market will soon be flooded with DVa cosplayers
>Nobody even makes their own suits anymore.
>Just these crappy flat spandex factory made pieces of GARBAGE

Back in my day cosplayers had integrity! They had gumption!
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>>145327220
>caring about 3rd party internet points
>in children's FPS
>with artistic 20 tickrate and visionary hitboxes
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>>145326974
TIL

VALHALLA
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>>145327039
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>>145327236
any game with a widow, mccree, or 76 on the enemy team is a bad game for pharah. hitscan is too strong for someone with half a kit focused around being airborne to exist
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>>145327340
>cosplay
>integrity

jajaja que ?
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>>145326954
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>>145327340
>black
>ass isn't even fat

What's the point?
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>>145316730
Nope, nerf this one
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>>145327269
except he is white
>>145321584

even the successor is white, you can tell by the pixels
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>>145326989
>>145327020

Daily reminder that this may look sexy to you virgins, but the smell is actually god awful and will make your dick soft when trying to intercourse something so sloppy. kissing would also be an impossibility
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>Death cam of getting shot by widowmaker
>One head shot gives her 30% ult meter
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>>145327340
Is that a Nigsian?
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>>145326940
m-mercy is alright I guess
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WHY IS TRACER GIGGLING SO MUCH?
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>>145326954
I'VE GOT THE BEST DEALS ANYWHERE
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>winning with torbjorn or symmetra on attack
>winning with torbjorn or symmetra on koth +
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>playing mei and being personally victimised and hunted down by the enemy mccree

this makes me wet
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Post some of those pink Mercy healslut gifs
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>>145327537
because she is a brit stereotype. they laugh at everything.
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>play game without Widow
>have fun
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>>145327430

Here's what I'm talking about. Look at this art right here

>Varying materials for different parts of the suit
>Actual physical bits stuck on, like the character

This here is good cosplay
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>that yobo pharah mercy webm
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>>145327269
I hope he has a short range grab that lets him use an enemy as a shield. I also hope that they have new and old characters interact with each other in voice lines.
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>>145327510
Hey cutie
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>tfw you were appreciated
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>>145327218
>Mei counters Lucio
What? Not only Lucio can just sanic out before the freeze gets real but he can just casually push her fatass away. He can ride on ice walls.

Nothing counters ebin skate healer man. Except WHOA THERE and hook man if he don't miss his manlet hitbox.
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What d.va skin do I get? I kinda like the epics a bit more than the legendaries, but I have enough coin for any.

I think her default skin is actually the best but sometimes you just want a bit of variety
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I picked up the game recently, so I'm like lvl 22 or something but it feels like I'm matched with bunch of potatos nearly everygame. My team usually ends up picking something like 2x widow, genji and two other offensive heroes, then they do nothing all game, and I either end up winning the game 1v6(sometimes 3v6) because half of the team does nothing. I am in situation where I can either pick tank and end up killed by entire enemy team because mine won't bother or an offensive hero where I will at least take most of their team down along with me. Where doest this lack of thinking disappear?
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>>145327452

What are you some kinda pussy?

I'd get in there tongue down her throat, taking a deep inhale of the mountain dew breath, fingers in her cooch till shes wet then hump the fuck out of her sweaty dorito covered body until we're both coming and collapsing in pure pleasure and exhaustion

If that sorta thing puts you off fucking someone then you've clearly never had a marathon fucking sesh. You get thirsty, you get hungry. Snacks and drinks get in/near the bed. It gets messy, you dont care. You fuck anyway and shower after
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>>145327671
whatever you lost
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>>145327161
You don't have to be a Quake god to get direct hits with those fast-ass rockets. Landing them on other flying Pharahs is easy enough, let alone on someone moving in 2 dimensions that isn't Widowmaker.

My "direct hit" percentage is still roughly 25% whenever I get a commendation card for it.
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>>145327634
or his ult is he grabs an enemy and uses them as a weapon, the heavier and bigger the enemy the slower the swing but harder the hit
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>tfw double cap achievement
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>>145327671
Holy shit anon 5 gold medals? are you a god or were your team mates complete mouth breathers?
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>>145327697
Use this
>>145327715
Cringe.
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>>145327441
>someone picks mercy.avi
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>>145327039
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>>145327671
healslut's mad you took her upboats and probably upvoted herself
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>>145327671
>5 gold medals
>FIVE
>AS FUCKING ZENYATTA
>WITH ALL DAMAGE DEALERS ON TEAM

dude I feel your pain.

you should have 12 votes or at least 11 if you want to stay humble
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>open a lootbox
>get a recolor of a legendary I already have, two duplicates, and money
Gee, thanks Blizzard
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>>145327671

Zenyatta's portrait makes him look like a presidential candidate

MAKE OMNICS GREAT AGAIN
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Would you want Mercy as your doctor?
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>>145327216
Thanks anon, will appreciate.
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Why does everyone hate the most fun hero?

>>145327080
She counters everything a little bit, which is WHY she's so annoying.

People complaining about bad Ice walls are silly. Other characters make bad plays that do just as much damage to their team's position in the game, it's just that the wall is more obvious.
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>>145326939
What do I generally do in games?

How do I do enough damage?
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>>145327614

>still weighting for a cosplayer to actually use skin tight latex or leather for d.va cosplay for ultimate realism.

>still waiting for junebug cosplay

>still waiting for someone to build a d.va mech

>still waiting for a hanamura arcade.
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>>145327358
sorry for wanting to get good and thinking that i can figure out what i should work on by comparing my stats to highly ranked people

for me to have the audacity
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>>145326952
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What mouse sensitivity does /owg/ play with? I've been using the default sensitivity, but I feel like I can't do the jumping around and juking I see people doing on youtube to dodge damage but I've always been scared of high sensitivity in shooters
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>>145327671
>healslut voted for herself
>shit talks the other team
worst kind of cancer
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>>145327832
Now you have her in the best color.
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>>145327853
>people pay for this hot garbage
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>>145327452
>but the smell is actually god awful
that's the best part
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>>145327671
>that bitter Mercy
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>>145327853
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Level 120

Who dares challenge my virginity rating
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>>145327671
>whatever you lost
Mercy players should be gassed.
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>>145327803

>Cringe
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>>145327039
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>>145327608
>>145327608
>play game where the enemy team isn't perma-ulted mercy, mecreex2, and widow
>wake up from the best dream I've ever had.
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>be playing temple of anubis
>decide to be cancer
>play as reinhardt and have two bastions set up behind my shield
>have mercy healing me and buffing the bastions
>round starts
>attacking team is slaughtered
>at first I feel satisfaction
>now I realize i have become cancer incarnate
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>>145327773
His ult should be him punching out a wall or barrier or whatever's in his way.
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>>145327715
>>145327957
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>>145327269
>>145327446
Interestingly i found this on route 66 the other day. It looks like one of the heroes in Recall and the signature while hard to make out has d and f in it, which implies this is one of the doomfists, maybe not the current one, but if so it confirms at least some of the doomfists are black.
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>>145327803
But I usually end up with at least 3 golden medals, and I almost always get one in eliminations. My team seriously seems to sleep most of the time.
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>>145328025
Sorry, my face contorts when I read the wet dream of a 14 year old who hasn't dealt with a slob gamer girl in real life.
Newsflash, it's not sexy or interesting and will have you holding back vomit while you leave.
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>>145326939
Feels good to see another good DVA!
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>>145327964
>>145327907
>>145328008
And then the Reinhardt was a bro.

Why are Reinhardts always the friendliest players?
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>>145327992
>impervious to physical forms of attack
>melts like hot butter to anything

why doesn't pharah have like 100 armor points?

Why bother wearing all that armor
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>>145327814

loli mercy is cute
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Is forced 50% real? Because I'm seriously starting to believe it could be a thing.
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Am I a shitter, /vg/?
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>>145327992
Why isn't this Reinhardt
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>>145326973
Move Soldier, Symmetra and Pharah up.

Move Mei down and move Reaper down as well fore as long as McCree does his job better.
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>>145328102
Forgot pic
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>>145327992
>the no tattoo kinda triggers me sometimes
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>>145328130
Is hard be mad when smash with hammer. Much fun is just game no mad never.
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>>145327881
If that's your true intention than you should watch gameplay instead.

or just play the game
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>>145327452
Once you start fucking her
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
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What character do you play as when you just want to have fun?

Torbjörn for me
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>>145327671
>i will never ever be as big of a shitheel as that mercy
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>>145327814
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>>145328269
>tfw we'll get a Gridiron football themed tank
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>>145328269
he looks like fucking cyborg, i hope thats the current doomfist
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>>145326954
she would've made a perfect symmetra
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Who Top #1000 something here? Just made it on this flying bitch.

No I don't think it means anything, no I don't think I'm good. It's just goofy trivia.
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>>145328337

any of the defense heroes depending on the enemy team comp

hanzo is a lot of fun but a competent widow means you basically don't get to play
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>>145328346
>missing a leg
>not missing an arm
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>>145328337
Reinhardt
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>>145328376
>she would've made a perfect symmetra
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>>145328401
>total score
so you play a lot of pharah
doesn't mean you're good at it
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I HAVE PLAYED TWELVE MATCHES TODAY AND HAVE ONLY WON TWO

I'M PRETTY FUCKING BAD AT THIS GAME BUT LORD KNOWS I'M NOT /THIS/ BAD, I'M EVEN GETTING A DECENT AMOUNT OF MEDALS FOR OBJECTIVE TIME/KILLS SO WHY IS MY TEAM GETTING STOMPED EVERY MATCH
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>>145328337
Same here.
>The salt when you get potg banging on a wall while your turret wipes the enemy team
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>>145328269
employee of the month at the route 66 mcdonalds
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>>145326939
>10 minute match
>28 elims
>good
>avg 12 elims

nice bait
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>>145328346
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>>145328490
did
you
read
my
post
at
all
you
autist
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>want to practice genji
>widow hanzo attack teams every game
>snipers that cant hit a fucking pharah holding down glide not even shooting anything

i want to get off this ride and git gud
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>>145328521
>>145328346
where is loli Tracer ?
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>>145327614
i stopped reading at "Here's"

id fuck her
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>>145328337
The only actually fun hero in the game; Junkrat.
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>>145328346
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>>145328493
you have some wins coming your way, forced 50 remember : ^ )
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>>145327340
How is that different than every cosplay ever? People will still make their own
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Can anyone tell me why Widow has 200 HP? She's supposed to sniping in the backlines. She's not supposed to be a frontline hero like 76, Lucio, or Junkrat or a midrange Sniper like Hanzo. She should have 150 HP.
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>>145327669
h-hi
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>try to be social
>ask my team what we could best use
>LOL USE THE TOOLTIP NOOB
>can't read mb?

Sigh
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>>145328624
>you have some wins coming your way

because his MMR has tanked yeah
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>>145326940
here. I'm a good little healslut and always make sure everyone is alright. ~ <3
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>>145328649
its cause a fully charged sniper rifle shot (which takes a second to charge) is 150 damage
instead of, yknow, reducing that, blizzard instead gave her the same amount of health as a frontline offense character
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>>145328337
Reaper
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>having more silvers/bronzes than golds
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>>145328337
Junkrat. g'day cobber
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>reinhardt ult rework

>old ult removed
>new one is a buff
>once activated, it refreshes shield coooldown and "shield health"
>while buff is active he can now swing his hammer while the shield is up
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>>145328649
The size of her ass increases her hp.
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>HAHA F IT UP
Does Lucio really say this?
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>>145328337
Reaper. All I do is teleport all the time and try to jump on niggas.

Unless there is Mei on the other team, then the fun stops.
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>>145326939
>8 deaths
Get a bit better at aiming that pistol.
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>>145327878

what you do as d.va is very dependent on the map you play. what maps are you specifically having trouble with as d.va?

as for doing damage, basically her damage potential comes from shredding other tanks, including other d.vas. roadhogs are especially delicious for her. as a dva i make sure to harass 2 types of people the most, mercy sluts and tanks. lucio is pretty hard to kill, especially a decent one, you cant get close enough to a mccree or reaper to without them 2 shotting you, harassing a tracer is retarded and same goes for genji, and 76 depends on how good or bad he is. so most of the offense line up you cant really deal significant damage to without them killing you or farming there ult on you.

this leaves the def, tank, and support tree to do pretty much free damage on anytime you want. you can EASILY fuck over tjor turrets as d.va on top of killing the tjor. bastion is tricky, but if you can get behind him without him seeing you he is also a free kill.
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>>145327880

DVa's suit is clearly some kind of cloth material. The blue part at least. You can see the seams.

Any latex fiend worth his salt knows you can't see the seams in latex
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>>145328790
amp it up
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>>145328768
He twists around too much during his swing. Besides, his current one sets him up well better as a tank who provides utility over an attacker.
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pride in the ninja way
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>>145328592
heh fuck i love being strayan
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>>145328663
How's your night going, babydoll?
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>>145328729
post battlenet slut
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>>145328130
Trash talk is inglorious and unbecoming of a man of Reinhardt's caliber.
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>>145328524
Sleep deep lil' Reep
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>Healcuck because I don't want to lose
>"I NEED HEALING" "I NEED HEALING" "I NEED HEALING" every five seconds from a Tracer a mile from the objective
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>>145328520

dvas job is not to kill people anon. dva is an objective goddess.
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>>145328524
sleep deep lil reep
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>CONTEST FOR COMMISSION PORN

Y/ES/NO?
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I got this game like 3 days ago. How do I not be shit with any character other than 76? I only do good with him but he gets boring fast.
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>>145328856
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>>145328524
sleep deep lil DIE DIE DIE
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I heard that McCree's getting nerfed soon. And what they're doing is nerfing his fan damage so he remains a counter to light classes instead of a tank shredder. Can I get some citation?
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>can't aim for shit
>play the mystery brawl
>spawn as widowmaker
>die
>spawn as widowmaker again somehow
>die
>spawn as mccree
>die
>spawn as bastion
>there's 20 seconds left and we're on attack
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What if Mercy's Ult gave her nearby teammates a buff that auto-resurrects them if they die within a certain duration.
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>>145328120

Ive done it before lad. The sex was great, I stopped it because she had the personality of wet blanket and didnt want to carry on fucking her when she wanted a relationship because it wasnt fair. I miss the sex but I was trying to do the right thing.

Also you're over exaggerating I've done with girls that have literally thrown up that same night without brushing their teeth or anything and even then the smell isnt that bad

A fucks a fuck
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>>145328729
I agree with what >>145328881 said, but instead I want you to be only mine
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>>145326928
How did you get your team to even coordinate to even do that?
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>expect a fps
>get SMITE arena
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>>145328972
YES
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>>145329045
If you wanted an FPS you would be playing Reflex.
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>>145329041
by "queue in a full party", i meant 6 of us were partied up, if it wasn't clear
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>>145328524
sleep deep lil' reep
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>>145329045
Smite arena is the shit mang, only reason I played that mediocrity-fest as much as I did
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WHO TO COMMISSION FOR PORN?
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>>145328246
>fan"""artists""" drawing heterosexual pairings

kek, keep dreamin
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>>145328346
Translation pls?
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>>145328817
Ah I see. I had read somewhere that harass was the way to go, but I couldn't get enough damage in. Seems like I've been fighting the wrong folks.

Is it true that I should stay with the objective while on attack or just harass? I don't think I have a map that gives me more difficulty than the rest, except the russian one and the egypt one, both on attack.
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Look at this edgelord
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>>145329201
It's just a phase, right, Mom?
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I've developed a literal stockholm syndrom towards torbjörn.

I want to play other heros but I feel the safest with him. he even somewhat works on attack because people don't expect it.
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>>145328524
Sleep deep lil' reep
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>>145329127
so he's gonna shred everyone except tanks now?
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Thanks.
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>>145326940
[email protected]
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>>145329219
my mom unironically loves teen-edgy bands like linkin park
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WHO TO COMMISSION FOR PORN CONTEST?

TAKING RECOMMENDATIONS
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I haven't been playing long, but this is what I've got so far.
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>>145329247

Building a turret on your payload and then having your team spread out and fight around the payload (Rather than dog piling on it)

Then whenever you come to a choke just Molten Core and your payload is now a fucking star destroyer

Shits great
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>>145328972

>>>/vg/lolg
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>>145329259
Yup, like nature intended.
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>>145329259
Yes
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>>145327671
I'm salty as Mercy, too, but I'm not that salty.
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>>145326482

>Elliot Minzi
>Numbani National Preserve Ranger (former Overwatch and South African recon)
>Offense
>M1 - DRS (Dart rail system/railgun) - Shoots 10 semiauto darts at lethal speed to pierce Armour.
>M2- tranquilizer dart -Shoots the darts at less than lethal velocity allowing them to impact and slow down target it hits while also marking the target for all allies.
>Shift- Tracker sense - detects all traps and turrets for a small amount of time
>E- Cloak smoke -Throws down smart smoke (nanite cloud) that when ran through will stealth cloak player and allies for short amount of time.
>Ultimate - Bushwacked - 'Rhodie' Minzi's small robotic falcon will be released from his rucksack and fly into the air, then perform a 'airstrike' by dropping clusters of explosive pellets in the vicinity.
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somewhere, in an alternate dimension, evil zenyatta is giving alternate widowmaker an arcana set
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>played three games
>decided to pick mercy because we needed support as always
>get protected for the most part, people work together, group
>stomp all three games

Now I'm terrified to queue again because I know I'll get dropped into a bad team to counter the good ones I got.
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>>145329402

change his name to Mendoza and you've got a deal
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>>145329349
that's how I won one game. enemy didn't know how to deal with it and just ran in and died, was kinda funny.
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>>145327614
>tfw no qt 3.14 gf who plays overwatch or just vidya
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>finally get overwatch
>playing Reaper alot because I enjoy him and I planned to play him alot anyway
>Get both achievements at the second day of playing
What do I do now?
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>>145329247
offensive payload torbjorn is actually good. you can slap a level 2 on the payload when you get a couple seconds, then bugger off to the flanks and use your 150 damage shotgun to kill tracers and shit who think they're cool.

on top of that, you can make everyone on your team significantly tankier. and if you're ever losing a fight, molten core makes you a god of war.

you can also molten core when you know a big defense is nearby. at that point your turret is borderline unkillable and will either deal a shit ton of damage or force the defenders to ignore your team and focus the turret.
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>>145329372
>>145329381
well... at least Roadhog counters him now
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does that mystery brawl shit give less exp than quick play?
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>>145327715
Shut the fuck up you turbovirgin
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>>145329452

Mendoza?

why that?

Also, I have approval, i'm so happy.
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>>145327036

But koksal baba is adorable
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>>145329360
I don't think they'd get upset about this, and I really like the idea.
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>>145329323
They purposefully drew the brown girls with the most pleasing facial features
>>>>>>Tumblr
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>>145329269
Repositioning.
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>>145329296
I'm a little confused by this address, I'm gonna be honest
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>reinhardt, do everything!
>k
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>>145327685
white rabbit/default > scavenger/carbon fiber
I don't have b.va or junebug yet so no opinion
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I got the game this weekend. My system runs it like a toaster. Lucio and Winston are really fun and nice for what I'm playing it on because I absolutely cannot aim on this set up. I'd play Mercy but every time I see her I think about just how much I want to Mommy dom people as her and I get too excited.

Someone dump a bunch of Mercy lewd into a zip so I can do that or healslut somewhere eventually.
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When can we remove Widow from the game?
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>>145329709

>>145326940
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>>145329648
>>145329269
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>>145329709
Why isnt tracer the popular one anymore?
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zarya nerfs when
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>>145329768
As soon as you git a better widow on your team to shut her down.
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>>145329768
>new weekly brawl
>no snipers
>has less queue time than quick play
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>>145329816
Great character, or greatest character?
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>have two genjis on my team
>one is good, the other one is shit
>the good one switches heroes when someone complains about there being two genjis
>the shit one is still feeding kills to the enemies
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okay, gimme a good hero design for a chemical warfare-based hero
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THREE TIMES

THREE FUCKING TIMES REAPER TELEPORTED BEHIND US AND KILLED US ON THE FINAL STRETCH OF NUMBANI WHERE WE CAN ALL FUCKING SEE AND HEAR HIM TELEPORTING

I TOLD THEM EVERY TIME TO WATCH FOR REAPER BECAUSE I KNEW HE WAS COMING AND NOBODY DID SHIT THE LAST TIME HE WAS EVEN IN PHARAH'S FUCKING FIELD OF VIEW AND SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING AND WE LOST BECAUSE HE POPPED HIS ULT AND KILLED FOUR PEOPLE AT ONCE

I'M STUCK STANDING HERE FACING FORWARDS HOLDING A GIANT SHIELD PROTECTING YOU FROM CONSTANT ZARYA AND WIDOWMAKER AND TORBJORN SPAM AND YOU CAN'T FUCKING LOOK BEHIND YOU EVERY FEW SECONDS WHEN YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT'S COMING

NO MORE PUBS BLIZZARD NO MORE I CAN'T TAKE IT

GIVE ME RANKED NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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how do you want Sombra spec'd?
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>>145329820
Because other characters turned out to be more interesting,
and not garbage tier useless in the game.
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>>145329830
Zarya is decently strong but you can't really nerf her without making her total shit.
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>>145329940
what is the point of these
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>>145329901
>holds down one button for 10 minutes
>thinks he's playing a FPS
>immature sperg posting tumblrfrog

Everything checks out
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>>145329182

the only time you should be harassing as D.va is when you know that you have CONTROL over your objective and only if someone is actually on point or carrying it. alot of ppl in solo Q just go out hunting and death matching without ever setting foot near an objective. as d.va you need to make sure of this because d.va can protect herself if under fire better than a squishy def or offense hero can.

on attack your goal is ALWAYS to secure objective, not harass. get people off of a point and DO NOT go chasing. if you go chasing like the other morons then all you are doing is wasting precious time. kill people that are on point, not off point. if enemy team is well grouped on point then that is when you harass from the back and either force them off the point OR keep chunking there hp down. suicide mech for mercy kill is always worth btw as long as you can survive in zero suit long enough to remech. she is actually a better harasser in zero suit anyway.
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>>145329890
>>>>>>>>>>>tumblr
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>>145329269
>>145329648
>>145329816
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>>145329929
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>>145329940
D.Va faggots really are the most cancerous shits. It's kpopshitters ruining /scv/ all over again
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>Pic related drops
>Not sure how I feel about it
>Have to use it anyway because my ego won't let me use the vanilla skin for my second most-played hero if I got a free legendary
fuck
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>>145329820
People realized she has a small ass and tomboy loving cucks rather get queened by an actual woman
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>playing Lucio on Volskaya attack
>stuck at the point B chokepoint like always
>Say "My ultimate is ready!"
>speedboost in like a madman
>teammates actually run in after me
>use my ult as soon as I hit the ground
>we actually capture the point
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