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How fares your empire, /gsg/?
This day in history, June 11th:
1184 BC – Trojan War: Troy is sacked and burned, according to calculations by Eratosthenes.
173 – Marcomannic Wars: The Roman army in Moravia is encircled by the Quadi, who have broken the peace treaty (171). In a violent thunderstorm emperor Marcus Aurelius defeats and subdues them in the so-called "miracle of the rain".
786 – A Hasanid Alid uprising in Mecca is crushed by the Abbasids at the Battle of Fakhkh. Idris ibn Abdallah flees to the Maghreb, where he later founds the Idrisid dynasty.
1937 – Great Purge: The Soviet Union under Joseph Stalin executes eight army leaders.
>News
EU4 DD09/06
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-development-diary-9th-of-june-2016.944664/
CK2 DD 8 - Life goes on
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/ck2-development-diary-8-life-goes-on.939724/
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# Archive
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# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76
>>[HoI4] - General Fixes V004
http://pastebin.com/ycs3f6UA
>>[CK2 - 2.5.2] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc
>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.3.3 - 21/03/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk
>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr
>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V7
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV
>>[V2] Many Houses Divided - v 0.0.1.1
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jso7qa1c4ystej7/MHD.rar
Old Thread >>145178745
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
>1937 – Great Purge: The Soviet Union under Joseph Stalin executes eight army leaders.
Based comrade Stalin.
SCHWARZBRAUN IST DIE HASELNUSS
>20 posts early
for what reason
New hpm when
Can someone explain why this general in particular is rife with shitposting from "steam groups" and "discord groups" and why they specifically raid us?
Look at what kind of planes the AI was producing in 1946
I'm sorry but I can't take this anymore. It feels like an insult to people who want to play singleplayer. Paradox, give money back.
implying I didn't pirate it
>>145209484
autism
>>145209484
Same reason griefing exist
Kids with daddy issues and/or bullied
>>145209240
He did it again, the absolute mad man
I'm going to try to remove all the meme "neutral" parties and replace them with actual parties
>>145209484
these kind of games attract autists
>>145209484
We just don't know.
>>145209712
But then you'll have the problem of countries with slightly different parties hating each other
>>145209453
in the flag folder there should be a small and medium folder. The small ones are the unit flags.
>>145209842
Nice try Cobra.
bingu bongu bannu ur done now
>>145209842
Cobra fucking BTFO again by based janny
>>145209904
I'm going to edit the defines to minimize that, it makes sense sometimes for say paternal autocrat and fascist but there's no reason a country with a liberal party would automatically hate one with a conservative.
>tfw democratic Germany is called German Republic
The Weimarer Republik was still the German Reich you stupid mongs
>ruling party is the SPD, chancellor is Konrad Adenauer
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
So how the fuck do I steamroll the Soviets as Germaniums in hoi4?
I always manage to breach Maginot after a while but always choke on the russians.
>>145210156
>The Weimarer Republik was still the German Reich you stupid mongs
No, it was the Weimar Republic.
>>145210360
Why are people so oblivious to the fact that democracies can abolish themselves?
>>145210346
>breach Maginot
>>145209712
are you modding HOI4??? good. Can you fix the AI or is that too much to ask?
>>145210612
The fuck are you talking about? In my game self reformed Germany is called Weimar Republic and that is correct.
>>145191892
I wasn't around at the time, no, but if you're still here anon, thanks very much! I'm happy to have done the AAR.
For those that didn't see, the entirety of the Napoleon AAR is now available here:
Part 1:
http://imgur.com/a/OP4r8
Part 2:
http://imgur.com/a/y94Ec
>>145210360
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weimar_Republic
>The official name of the state was the German Reich
Geez kid, do you even study German history?
>>145209017
It should work for any unit. I haven't bothered doing the math on it before now, and I don't know all factors involved, but let's suppose that all units advance at 1.75% XP per day spent running exercises. As I said, I'm currently seeing a little more than that on my units right now, but that might be modified by some unknown factor.
So, if done perfectly, this requires 20% training before deplyment, deployment as soon as possible, and then exercising for the last 80% XP to become Trained.
Assuming all divisions gain exercise XP at the same speed (seems to be the case for me, testing with two different kinds of divisions), the post-deployment training will always take 46 days.
Now, I don't have the training times for all kinds of division makeups, but let's take a look at two examples as France:
A purely Motorized division takes 90 days to train. A Heavy Tank division takes 180 days to train.
In the first example, the first 20% before deployment take 18 days, followed by 46 days of exercises for a total of 64 days. Faster than regular deployment, but not a lot.
In the second example, the first 20% before deployment take 36 days, followed by 46 days of exercises for a total of 82 days. The longer the base training time of the unit is, the higher the reward of deploying at 20% and exercising until Trained.
If the division train time is less than 57 days, normal deployment is faster.
The only downside would be the equipment use.
Pic unrelated.
>>145210654
I don't think anyone can fully fix the AI except the people who """made""" the """game"""
The only thing I can do is edit its behavior, like making democracies less likely to declare war on another democracy, stuff like that.
>>145211058
Do you know if there is a way to change national tree focus according to different government party?
>>145211202
The only way to change a national focus tree completely is by changing countries altogether. The best I could do is have a separate tree in the normal tree that you can only pick if you a a specific ideology
>>145211013
Wow the same Wiki article tells me that SPD favored the term German Republic, so explain to me how Paradox was wrong again? :^)
Tibet
>>145211040
fucking napoleon REEEEEEEEEE!
>>145210885
Whether german democrtas would have gone back to the Weimar thing is questionable.
It's difficult to gauge but yes a democratic germany would have always been a republic.
Disgust for nobility is pretty much a cornerstone for german democratic movements with or without the nazis.
>>145211460
>fucking the natives
>ever
It deserved to fall.
>trying to survive russian invasion as finland
>attacking allies were not enough for germany so they had to declare war on denmark and norway too
>they cant get trough denmark
t-thanks germany, it's not like fighting soviets is hard enough or anything
>>145211009
When are we gonna vote on the next aar?
>>145211461
>Disgust for nobility is pretty much a cornerstone for german democratic movements.
Fuck Democratic government. The bonuses suck.
>>145211521
Too many natives, imagine 100 of your budies conquer all of Africa, how the hell are you going to kill them all?
the fantasical part of the story is that they managed to genocide their race by making them 50% iberian, by tons of fucking.
>>145211837
I'm not going to start the next one until I finish this Witcher playthrough at least, and I imagine there'll be 3-5 days of voting and prep before it can begin, so probably sometime late in June the actual voting for start date, location, character I'm playing, etc., will begin. The AAR itself will probably start in early July.
>>145210156
In my country a communist was put as a "fascist demagogue"
>>145211290
Balkanmod release when
>>145210645
Lel, thats what happens when kids don't listen in history class anymore
r8 my borders so far
>>145211954
>imagine 100 of your budies conquer all of Africa, how the hell are you going to kill them all?
weaponized ebolAIDS and crop dusters
>>145212148
I have no idea, I'm going to make a flavor mod for Germany for HoI4, throw some misc fixes in there, and work on Vic2 again
>>145211842
>The democratic party is now the republican party
The gaga politics system is Johan in a nutshell.
is 4 in the archive yet
what's a good torrent for it
>mfw it's been confirmed that Paracuck paid the youtubers and streamers to stream the shit out of the game but not to review it since they knew they were gonna get boned into oblivion.
>mfw there's no fixes for the idiotic AI in any patch notes
>>145209240
Why does everyone hate the report & ignore autist? Apart from the fact you cannot both report & ignore something at the same time
So if you conquer planets and you don't want to deal with the former enemies pops infesting them, can you complete purge the planet (until there are no more pops on it at all), while still maintaining the current borders?
>>145211954
They didn't make the natives white, they made themselves mongrels.
>>145209484
at least the shitposters keep it anonymous
no celebrity worship outside of ironically liking hpm
>>145209240
thanks
>>145212327
Its all good, still trying to figure out how to play VickyII, starting a game as the kingdom of two sicilies
>>145212341
no refunds
>>145210654
A lot of the issues with the AI is around its inertia, i.e. its inertia is too low when defending and too high when attacking so it isnt aggressive enough but keeps reevaluating the situation and moving troops around the defend this, but losing dig in bonuses in the process, it also strat-redeploys too much meaning with fast units it is very easy to intercept low org redeploying units along front lines.
None of these things can be fixed as they are to do with the AIs own utility functions.
>>145212341
get friends lol
>>145212341
>Expecting a game to be Paradox game to be good on release.
Even CKII had really bad marriage AI
>>145212454
why do people hate HPM? i don't play Vicky, I just want to know why people meme about it so much
>>145212341
>>145212596
Thanks for the patronage goys
t. Johan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1w6irNav4s
>>145212596
I don't need a refund if I didn't pay for it :)
Vicky 2. Getting the "building Quad 23" endless load.
How did this happen and how do I fix it?
>>145212510
Not a bad choice since they slip into GP quite easily.
Vicky 2 is actually a really simple game. It could be more complex if it gave the player more ways to intervene in the economy and the society beyong build factories.
Just learn what population groups do and use your focuses accordingly.
Political reform in this game is a simple ladder according to Paradox.
>>145212884
Delete the files in map/Cache, but not the directory
When the fuck can you liberate Ukraine as Germany in /gsg/ mod??
what are they talking about?
>>145213263
Argentinians.
>>145213263
Whose army mobilizes the most people
>>145213263
Bitches and hoes
>>145213263
Warcrimes, genocide and warmongering.
t. Johan
>>145213263
they're comparing dick sizes obviously
>>145213263
the liquor industry
how do i overthrow hitler and replace him with willy in hoi4?
>>145213263
why did benito look like such a tryhard
>>145210346
>breach Maginot
WTF thats not how you play as germany man
t. a guy that attacked france through the maginot
>>145213592
Why would you do such a thing?memes?
>>145213263
>fascist revolution world wide when mussolini?
>soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLAgE77aV8U
VINCIRE!
>Do the Berlin-Moscow Axis
>Stalin immediately leaves faction
>>145213592
spend political mana on party mana
>>145213263
The depth and width of your sister's vagina
>>145213745
you should never trust a gommie
>>145213696
E VINCEREMO!
>>145212779
anyone...?
>>145213696
>faschy memes
Now you're speaking my langauge, me lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHLIBOpLIg0
>>145213861
>they lost
What went wrong?
>>145211009
I'm the Same anon who requested reading your AAR, and I've got to say, it's fantastic. I'm eager to read your next piece, whatever it may be
>>145212986
The thing is I did that when I first got the game and I've had this problem very recently and I have no idea how it happened. Plus, there's nothing in the map/cache folder at the moment. That's for the steamapps/common/Victoria 2 folder.
But what about the directory:
This PC/Local Disk (C:)/Users?User/Documents/Paradox Interactive/Victoria II/map/cache
Is this the one you're talking about? In this cache folder, you have several BIN files and a quad_textures folder with seemingly random numbers of quad_textures ranging from 23 to 259 in it.
It all looks pretty fishy to me. I've deleted this stuff before but after trying loading the game again and being forced to log out in the Ctrl+alt+delete menu and logging back in, and going back to the folder, I find that everything is back.
i.e. I'm really confused as to what I should do. Should I just go into Steam and uninstall/reinstall?
>>145213263
>we're gonna round 'em up and we're gonna work 'em and then we're gonna gas 'em and then we're gonna - dig this - we're gonna make soap outta them. literally washing our hands of the judenfrage.
>...y-yeah, okay, s-sounds cool adolf...
>>145214338
Shitily
>>145213263
>"Italy is German clay if you don't do what I tell you we're going to show you how gross germaniums can really get"
>"y-yeah funny joke adolf haha..."
>>145212779
Because he keeps fucking up an otherwise good mod with meme economy changes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74ExAh89kY4
Saluto al duce!!!
>>145214424
This. The thousnads, nay, millions of troops Germany was forced to waste in Libya, Greece, Egypt and anywhere else Italy needed supervising could have easily pushed on to Moscow, captured Stalingrad and closed the pocket of Leningrad.
>>145213263
I bet I can draw an arrow to Moscow better than you
>>145214589
>This video is not available in your country
>>145213745
It's a known bug which the devs have recognized and pledged to fix
>>145214359
Thanks for the kind words anon, I'm glad you enjoyed it. It was fun to do, and I'm excited for the CK2 AAR myself.
Guys, this Quad Texture thing is really bothering the fuck out of me. How the fuck do I fix it?
I've already tried with deleting everything in the map/cache folder so don't ask me about it.
>>145214875
uninstall.exe
buy hoy4 like the good goy you are
HOY HOY HOY HOY
has anyone actually tried going fascist as the Soviets and joining the axis????
I dont even know what im doing at this point
>>145214805
What were you thinking of playing? A Saxon king or noble? Thoughts on playing as an Iceland vassal and uniting Scandinavia under your rule (and colonizing the America's in EU4
If you decide to do so
What do you guys think would be good mod ideas for HoI4? For total conversion and such. What would work?
>>145214978
Nice try, Shlomo, your tricks are weak like your mother's latkes.
>>145214589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5TUfDof0VA
How do I go about my jap playthrough
Do i just invade china right away or wait for the national focus to do it?
Is there a point to leaving all those divisions scattered all over or should i put everyone in manchuria?How does navy even work in this game?
>>145211058
Can you at least modify the rate at which AI researches and produces things?
>>145209572
look at that. Production AI is very very bad. How can the AI fucking compete if they can't even update their own equipment?
>>145215283
A mod that uninstalls the game would be good.
>>145215045
playing a meme country
>>145215454
Haha nice joke, but I want to pretend the game is good and envisage a possible mod
>>145215172
I really don't know anything yet, other than that I've put together a list of possible start dates here:
http://imgur.com/a/cfxnT
The start dates I've considered so far are mostly just for how interesting the scenarios are on the world stage, however; I'm not necessarily advocating playing any one ruler or even in any one region based on a start date, just in getting a world where some unusual things may happen. Where I play, when I start, if I'll play a pre-existing character or a ruler designer one, etc., will all be up to polls.
>Play as germany for muh grossgermanium
>try to get as much land as possible without war
>get the whole of central europe under axis control
>everything but Romania
>war France, attack through the maginot cos' why not
>Hungary sends 72 divisions for help, Poland sends 30
>"Romania joins allies"
>send my mighty expedition army on the Romanian front, draw a line to the coast and forget about it
>fast foward 2 years
>fucking around in africa and preparing to drop in UK
>"USSR declares war on Romania"
>wtf they are still alive?
>check the front
>literally the 3/4 of the country is still unoccupied while they were outnumbered 3:1 or something
>War ends 2 months after USSR declared war
>now I have 3 russian provinces surrounded by my lands
wtf i hate axis countries now
Lads what should I add to my shitty South Africa minimod
>>145215532
in a meme game.
So its okay
lads if I do this what will happen?I'm addicted to playing fascist nations
>>145215550
It's not good though.
>>145213263
the AI is pretty shitty desu. I'd expect us to hit Moscow by December 1941 and NYC by 1942
>>145215812
Fascism wins and the true revolution can begin,
>>145215903
It was a good joke.
>>145215759
A decision to breed with blacks and create a society free from hate
>>145215759
Urgh, how about majoroty rule? Why are thr only SA mods either boer or British minority rule?
Can you annex puppets in HoI 4?
This shit always fucking pisses me off.
>>145215406
start by justifying war goal on Netherlands to take their colonial oil and rubber. They have only a few divisions in the entire area and no navy to speak of.
I've played Japan twice now. The navy you start with is great and can handle the UK fleets that will be inevitably sent against you with ease. I found having a sub and destroyer produced each month was fine. Keep the carriers outfitted with fighters and some naval bombers, maybe. Worked for me and I never even research new carrier fighters beyond the 1940 edition, and I left naval bombers at 1936.
Just put your navy into a mission where you need it. For island hopping just have a couple subs cover unprotected areas so you can utilize naval invasions quickly.
china is shit and has shit resources
>>145216152
no, it is not historical
t. Alex
>>145216064
because niggers aren't humans
>>145216003
No, I mean the game isn't good.
>>145216045
dont you get bored of Jamaica, Dominican republics, Brazil, Venezuelas and Caribbean places?
>>145216045
the only thing that made SA great and special was the respect to the European race, without it, it would be no different than the endless provinces in latin america/Africa.
>>145215812
good question. But I think it'lll probably take a long time till you can finally go fascist.
>>145215406
oh, and I like to encourage fascist party in america so they get elected in 1940 and the US gets stuck in perpetual civil war
>>145216505
blob/10
>>145216391
6 months and already 22%
>>145216212
So i can never fully annex china as japan.
Fucking DIE, paradox
is my computer shit if it takes forever for HoI4 to advance time? It's okay until about 1942 then it starts taking way too long.
>>145216598
i wonder who will be the leader and what will be his title to his motherland and folk.
>>145216598
this game looks like shite
>>145212340
https://mega.nz/#!h9cS0ARY!3adurn_YKSbcPbVdSX9nH_hflwpCu1H-jDYbIQW2coE
>>145216723
you look like shite mate
Why didn't you buy HoI4? What can we do to make you purchase HoI4?
>>145216753
Is it possible to multiplayer with the pirated version?
>>145215759
Whatever you add post a link to it after you're done
>>145216919
Replace it with HoI3
>>145216835
i'm hating the game not the player u autist
>>145215604
Not him but I really enjoyed itSide story of Yolande's adventures with the Germanii when
>>145216919
make the ai better
>>145216670
press `
annex [TAG]
tdebug if you need the deets
>>145215045
It's epic. I like it.
>>145217000
>tfw played HoI4 more than HoI3 already
>>145212301
>flavor mod for Germany
Kaiser Wilhelm III when?
>>145215045
Nice Epic I Like It \thumbsup
>>145216251
>>145216373
Pls no bully I was baiting
>>145217319
74 vs 74 hours for me m8
>>145217319
Why the fuck are you shitposting with Tomato anyway, she's not even a good meme girl
Use Megumin or Chaika or fuck even the bearfucking Miko
Even the memesmug makes more sense, in fact she makes more sense than anyone else since her one emotion is smug
making americas great again! lost 200k while the burgers took 2 mil losses. more like a slingshot behind every blade of grass am i rite fellas?
guys is the Great Purge research tree worth anything or should i just drop it?
>>145216919
Improve the AI, Make it less likely to move troops around for slight changes in threat/danger values and make it avoid encirclement more actively.
Improve the economic scaling so blobbing into shitty countries is less profitable.
Add in fuel consumption, seriously, this is such a huge issue, or anything to represent munitions and other consumed material.
The USA's largest contribution to the war, was by no small margin, ammunition production.
Even ammunition without Fuel would be an amazing step in the right direction, if you don't want to pivot on fuel. It would allow modders to then mod fuel into the game without creating a PR nightmare for yourselves.
>>145217484
>slingshot
Why not just actual slings
>>145217484
>plausible worlds
>>145217378
Hearts of Iron 3: 4 hours
Hearts of Iron 4: 34 hours
>>145217474
its the only pic i had available
Hitler still doesn't want me in his faction
>>145217046Never, anon. That was literally meant merely to highlight how terribly autistic Nappy V is, and how hard it is to even be in the same room with him.
I need a good artillery division design. Any tips?
Alright, nevermind. I fixed my own problem with Vicky 2 by uninstalling/reinstalling.
Maybe just leave this as a reminder to anyone having Quad Texture problems. But don't forget to delete the 'time' file after reinstalling.
Should I go back to playing Ireland, or start a new game as Serbia or Korea?
>>145217763
give hitler-sama his lebensraum
there is plenty of room behind the Urals dont be selfish :( the Germans just need a homeland goy
>>145217131
thanks
>>145216505
Whut mods
>>145217869
maybe it just takes some time
>>145217810
Nappy III and IV were based...is what I want to say but I guess you were RPing being retarded old kings or just being lazy while nearing the end of a session and not wanting to bother with more wars but either way they became a shit.
Nappy V needs a bitchslap and a reminder that the French are neither Gauls nor Latins but semi-Frankish Germans.Is Yolande a qt
>>145217592
i took some losses~~
Greetings where are the Friendship Windmill flag mods for HoI4???????
>>145217996
Extended Timeline,Flat Map Mod, Simple Fog of War, and I changed the flag for Austria in my vanilla folder to this.
>>145218071
Don't get the reference.?
>>145217869
>goy
>>145212779
t. Alex Grandi
Fuck off with your HPMIDF already, you're all worse than hoy4 /v/edditors
>>145216958
its 900mb so wouldnt hurt to try. Also cant confirm a lack of chinese botnets am downloading it atm and havent scanned yet
>he plays allies
>>145216581
fukkk off nerdd he doesnt even have all austrian rightful clay yet
>>145217810
Was Napoleon V supposed to be a high functioning autistic edgelord /pol/ius maximus infraredpilled guy or something?
>>145218272
>he is a literal nazi
reported to the european fbi
>>145218272
>tfw can't morally stand playing as allies or comintern anymore
you guys ruined this game for me
>>145209191
So Im Austria in 1451, and I have burgundy at 100% warscore, with them and every single one of their PU's at 20 war exhaustion.
HOW THE FUCK DO i MAKE THIS EVENT FIRE?
Will waiting help, or should I start a new game?
>SMACK
>THE
>JAPS
>>145216672
probably
I have a decent computer and shit definitely starts slowing down around that time. It just depends on what the AI is up to, I guess.
The most annoying shit was Germany declaring war on everyone left around 45, each time the game would lock up for 5 seconds or so
also opening air map mode would slow the game time passage down massively for no apparent reason
>>145218419
this screen looks like literal vomit mate
>>145217474
I think I'm too old for this website.
>>145218375
Kill yourself
>>145214387
Alex deleted this post because it outs him as the janny.
The Jew schemes freely till someone names the Jew. At that point he says "oy vey I've been found out" and runs away
The most powerful weapon against Alex ((((Grandi)))) is calling him out.
>>145218375
I can't stand USA, France is the story of being shat on and maybe not while the Eternal Anglo is maximum comfy and spamming thousands of bombers and fighters.
>>145218419
>bombing
>AI numbers
>impressive
I've dealt literally 3.7 million to the soviets over the course of 6 months losing somewhere around 100k of my own as Germans, the AI is literally fuckwitted.
>>145218526
>he's not a little girl
>>145217560
this desu
>>145218375
You can justify playing as America/South Africa. They had systematic segregation at the time. Stalin was pretty based too.
>>145217763
that's pretty epic desu
now who can stop us?
>>145218393
nvm I got it
>>145218021
Hello Where Are The Monarchys :DDDDDDD
>>145217846
>artillery division design
for what purpose
>>145217763
>Russian Empire
>doesn't call himself the Tzar
>>145218419
I may be retarded but how the heck do you invade japan from the americas? or the opposite, invading america from japan
>>145218141
please respond
>>145218569
No. Why are you telling me to do that anyway, you fiend.
>>145218621
Luxembourg might be fun.
>>145218652
>Stalin
>Based
>Jeworgian fuck killing white Slavs
Fuck him. South Africa is cool though.
>>145218046
Every meme thing they did (so Nappy III giving up on life and Nappy IV deciding that he was going to be TOTAL PACIFISM) were roleplay decisions, not me just becoming lazy.
As for Nappy V, I agree with you, his ideology was stupid (which is good, because I wrote it to be). I mean, fuck sake, his mother was Danish.
>Is Yolande a qt
You tell me: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Yolanda_of_Savoyyes
>>145218334
His ideology, and to a certain extent his beavior, was modeled after Hitler's, actually.So yes
>>145217763
>trudoviks
>>145217763
you need to dismantle the comitern first you silly goose
>>145218845
t. ukie slav shitter
Maybe your great grandad should have reached his quota, lad?
>>145218773
land 1 division at a port province
set front line to that province
entire army transfers over
>>145218141
http://www.mediafire.com/download/zduf1p997foirdc/generalchangesV0.04.7z
>>145218773
literally build marines or whatever, click on them then click on the port you want to land on make sure you have enough convoys
>>145218845
Kill yourself /pol/ autist
>>145219014
t. amerifat who """"identifies"""" as """""""""russian""""""""
ah, such are the days we live in
>>145219089
*beats you up*
*downvotes your reddit profile to oblivion*
Carriers are actually dogshit in this game, don't even bother
Just spam BB's and CA's and CL's with some Destroyer screens
>>145217846
>pure artillery division
Sounds fucking retarded
>>145218845
Luxembourg is actually powerless though, I don't even think it's fortified it'd be like playing Ulm when the only blobs in Europe are Scandinavia Maxima, France-Iberia, Eternal Anglo and Super-Germany
Just Speed 5 all the way.
>>145218982
Wew Yolande IS a qt
>read up on Thyra
>She died unmarried and without issue (age 65)
I feel kind of bad for her, but I guess it's better than squeezing out an Autist Extreme.why did you make Hitler a literal retard in this one, just for fun or because the AI didn't give you a choice?
>>145218716
fuggin epic
>>145219058
thank you kindest stranger, though I don't like the idea of using something made by omegalad
>>145219123
>anybody who identifies a regime/ruler as effective is an xaboo
t. slavshitter who """"identifies"""" as """"south african""""
ah, such are the days we live in
When is someone going to make a flat map mod like this for HOI4?
>>145216919
less tablet arcade more immersion and depth, add pops,
>>145219313
They're dogshit in Europe but you don't have plane without them in the Pacific, and higher-end naval bombers eat ships alive.
t.used 20 carriers and 70 subs to destroy the entire British Navy
>>145219586
i'll give it a try. no promises
>>145219164
>>>/gsg/
>>145219704
Not him, but will the files of this mod for Eu4 help?
OK lads which should my first country in hoi4 be and what are my goals
>>145219685
How? I'm not even using carrier fighters, they are literally only carrier naval bombers, I have full carrier tech tree etc. etc. Yet a fleet of old dutch Cruisers and some American BB's are wrecking my shit lmao
I check on the combat stats and the planes do like 20-40% damage to a single ship each, literally useless
>>145219819
Luxembourg, conquer Europe
>>145219817
yeah I have them
>>145219317
>why did you make Hitler a literal retard in this one
The German state failed in just about every way after Hitler came to power: the rebellions against Party rule were nigh-constant, the alliance with Russia fell through, the army never seriously recovered, etc.
Essentially, Hitler in the AAR was just a dreg of the Nazi party who somehow managed to seize control and to use what was left of the Party apparatus after Drexler was captured to maintain control, but he, being lazy, uneducated, and prejudiced, could do almost nothing with the beaten state that Germany had become.
>>145219586
>playing as Nigger C*rthage
Why
>>145219836
I dunno, my tier II german naval bombers do 80-90% damage per hit
Probably has to do with the3000 tactical bombers assigned to port strike
>>145219943
>>145219819
Honestly lads, kill both of yourselves.
ESPECIALLY if you're trying to be ironic.
>>145209191
>mp Britain
>decide to naval invade Germany and Italy while france holds em off
>scarp all colonial troops, build 6 marines, 10 light tank divs 10 inf and about 40 motorised
>war starts
>immediately invade Italy via malta and take rome in mere hours
>Italian player has to hold against French, and was breaking through
>I blitz up to Milan and effectively encircle the entire Italian army
>get pushed back slightly by german panzers and out of Milan, as a german panzer retakes rome and a ton of my divisions are forced to siege it
>take rome (again), sweep up and block german advance
>france finishes killing spain, reinforcements come up to Italy, closing the breach the Italians had made on that line
>germans get desperate, invade (or try to) Belgium and send reinforcements to Italy
>I use this time to dump 40 divisions at rostok, begin sweeping to berlin, now abandoned by germans coming down to italy
>the remaining german doom stack they had at Bremen to avoid this heads towards rostok to stop my motorised advance, they scramble out of Italy abandoning the Italian army now encircled by the french
>send the last 14 divisions to land in the now empty Bremen, advance behind germans at Belgium
>end result: german divisions are scattered, france advance over the now abandoned maginot line, the polish player declares war for dat peace treaty territory, and Germany capitulates in one month of the invasion
>Italy capitulates last as I invade sicily
the best game I ever played in multiplayer, just watching all those german divisions scatter and the French advance made me orgasm, really, I recommend rushing medium tank tech and motorised divisions (don't bother adding a light tank to those, just bring some light tank divs separately) put one medium brigade in your light tank divisions and you become god.
pic related, closest save I got of the operation, this was before germs sent divisions down to push me back behind milan
>>145220092
Um I'll have you know our great Fuhrer was able to wrestle Heligoland from the British, thank you very much
>>145219819
Albania
>>145220440
I just had a mental image of Hitler grease wrestling Churchill whilst Mosley masturbated in the corner.
The depressing part is that was before I saw your post.
>>145219819
Play as Italy and blob into North Africa and Middle East till you get to India
>no hoy4 in the archive
Is the archive anon dead or being retarded again?
I'm playing hoi3 germoney
Should I build convoys?
>>145220696
please buy
>>145220769
why
>>145220327
>>145220327
pic related, how Germany was split up after the war, Poland did fuck all but because they took the empty german eastern cities they got a ton of points.
We were going to fight the soviets after but the butthurt Italian player crashed the game by justifying war with me when he no longer existed
>>145220440
Where the fuck IS Heligoland anyway
>>145220965
a little island off the coast of Germany
>>145220440
Oh man, I actually forgot he did that.
Still, that war was the equivalent of two retarded dogs pissing all over each other. Britain had just been disarmed (and had been fighting a multi-year war with Ireland they almost lost), and Hitler fought more rebellions at home during the course of it than he did abroad. I think he only actually blockaded Heligoland and Mosley just gave it up.
>>145220965
Off the northwest coast of Germany, pretty much due west of Kiel.
>>145220857
He hasn't put it in yet because he doesn't have the game yet.
>>145220758
depends if you want to sealion
Please help me with air force and navy. I've had the same problem since DH and I think I'm just too retarded to figure this out. Whenever I build navies, they just get buttraped by the enemy, no matter who I play. I try get a few fleets of 20-30 ships with like 5 capitals and the rest screens.
With the air force, I can just never manage to get air superiority, even though I have hundreds of fighters and CAS.
These are HOI4 numbers by the way.
would Rodzaevsky be proud of Putin?
>>145221059
Um he not only took down the British "Union" but he also managed to save us from the rebelling Commies and liberals who the Jews and Latins armed and instigated, ok?
>>145221140
>Rodzaevsky' book is banned in Russia
No.
>you will never play hoi3 with hoi4's automation
why even live
>>145221137
Are you upgrading them?
Would Charlemagne be proud of Napoleon (pbuh)?
>>145221137
>hundreds of fighters
>hundreds
you need thousands m8
If you play germany build at least 3k fighters and 800 heavy fighters till war starts
>>145221137
cas doesn't help air superiority
are you setting your fighters on air superiority missions?
do you have enough fighters, period? check the estimated enemy air power in the details tab of diplomacy view
I'd recommend keeping your fleets together. How many enemy ships are you up against? what is damaging your ships? there is a tab to view details on the battle result screen
>>145221276
>wearing a fucking political uniform is banned in britain
mosley didnt die for this
got bored with Russia, now I'm trying Ireland
>>145221137
1000 fighters / theatre
400 heavy fighters / theatre
CAS is worthless if you're not actually fighting in that zone, they're only okay at bombing and port strikes. If you're fighting use 800 or so CAS.
You could always use tactical bomber x4000 or some shit and outproduce them, tactical bombers can shoot down fighters in great enough numbers.
Use your Naval/Air XP, doctrines actually make a difference, make sure to produce new versions when you research new versions
>>145221137
>hundreds of fighters
I'm making 5 spitfires a day in January 1941 as UK and have 1800 hurricanes scattered around. You need to invest more.
what in the fuck is happening anymore
>>145221665
>>145221593
>>145221417
fugg
>>145221453
Yeah, I had them on their missions
My fleets were up against fleets of similar size, but mine would just get completely destroyed
Anyone have liquor memes? I need to fill up my folder
>>145218982
>As a young woman she was a great sportswoman, particularly interested in swimming and riding.
Why can't I have this type of waifu
>>145221593
This desu, you can always just reassign them once you've driven off the enemy.
>>145221738
>France
Everything else I can understand, but how the fuck are France and Germoney in a war together?
Is HOI4 better than 3?
In ck2 is there anypoint in making vassal merchant republics?
>>145221968
yes please buy
>>145222031
Shoo podcat shoo.
>>145222073
podcat is based
>>145222031
not asking people who never played 3 :^)
>>145221979
Literal buckets of money and they pay you to marry your girls. I think they might pay you to marry your guys too but I forget.
>>145222031
we love you podcat
>>145222217
sick burn +1 upboat
Lads I'm bored and want to mod Vicky 2
Suggest me some events or decisions to make that aren't super-memeish
>>145221912
Poland was allied with France and called them to war then panic joined the Axis to give me this shit show.
>>145221802
You need proper fleet composition.
1 BB as modern as possible 3 CA 5 CL 7 DD for a 17 ship fleet, just dont pretend destroyers are anything more than fodder, CA are the best firepower relative to cost, but BBs are extremely powerful if you doctrine for them.
If you are fighting long range you NEED carriers. BBs are only effective when in range of ground based aircraft
>>145222229
How many should I have or make?
>there is a decisions folder in the hoi4 files
>there are no decisions in the game
>it is empty
Wew
E
W
>paracucks releases new meme game
>play it for less than a week
>go back to playing v2 whenever i need to satisfy my map painting autism
>repeat
the cycle continues
>>145222281
A Decision to make Walloon an accepted culture for France if they have been a part of France for 60 years or something.
>>145222535
>he didn't buy the decisions DLC
>>145222281
a fascist country with 100% bureaucrats and liquor factories with maximum expansion and employees
this country will win the game
>>145222419
I usually just have one and give it to my cousin or sibling.
>>145222229
Oh shit I can make my heir a doge thereby making him no longer my heir. I needed this because his twin brother was a genius and he was not. Lets say I married him to a duches, and he is a doge, will his children inherit her lands?
>>145222571
Where on earth did you get that stupid idea from?
>>145222571
Will do, I'll be done in like 30 minutes
>>145222602
xD epic
>>145222535
>hints.txt
>hint_papalcontroller = {
> window = "hints_test"
> title = >"HINT_PAPALCONTROLLER_TITLE"
> text = >"HINT_PAPALCONTROLLER_TEXT"
> button = "hint_cardinal"
> button = "hint_papalinfluence"
> trigger = {
> is_papal_controller = yes
> }
>}
wut
They have shit in here about prestige and monarch points too. Do they just not give a shit about cleaning up their files?
>>145222780
Succession in merchant republics that have feudal dynasty members is fucked so I can't really tell, I've had my brother (married to me the Kaiserin ofc) die in glorious battle and be succeeded by my second cousin of all things who was actually older than him
Lads I need help, how do I use the Gini and economy analyzers for vicky
>>145223013
You have to use an older version of java because the devs were lazy fucks who didn't bother to update.
>>145222281
Try doing believeble yet OP and slightly memey buffs for a random country, like ability to get migration going as Ezo or Madagascar.
>>145221137
I'm having troubles with the navy at the moment, I pretty much shat out the best battleship types I could as Japan, I now have 8 CV's and 10 BB's of Tier 2 and 3
I HAD a lot of screens but most of them were tier 1 from the start of the game, I think I should have built like 20 cruisers and destroyers for 1 CV and 10 cruisers and destroyers for 1 BB
I just can't get the combination right :/
>>145222281
Sun Goddess Amaterasu as Emperor of Imperial Japan
>>145217484
>le latino man.jpg
>>145219030
I keep getting either we have no access there or "armies cannot attack the enemy from the neutral country"
I have enough convoys, and I have naval superiority in all the sea tiles leading to where I want to go
Hey guys I've been away for a while. Stellaris isn't allowed because it's some shitstain 4X right? Just checking.
>>145221564
push the anglo back into the sea lad
Hey lads if anyone is trying to mod in political advisors I cut out the asian man in this one to make it easier to make a portrait.
>>145223783
Also, I really doubt that anybody is going to fit in that exact silhouette, so you still need to do a little clean up to make it look decent
>>145223897
>>145223783
Add Mosley.
whats better hoi1 or hoi4 honest opinions ONLY pls (so if hoi4 is you're answer it means your lying)
>>145223981
>tfw never played either and NEVER WILL
>>145223479
wew never mind I am retarded. didn't realize naval invasion was a battle plan option
>>145223187
The gini program has to be run manually in Processing.
>Johan couldn't afford hiring anyone to spellcheck
So is it no longer possible to specify exactly when and where I want air missions done?
I mean there are like 50 battles and 10 ports in this air-space that i'm targeting and some things need bombing way more than others
>>145224147
Where's the "don't play again" button?
>>145224147
>Prodcucktion
>>145224114
>USA's lorenz curve
Wew, should I expect anything different from clapistan?
>>145224270
no, fuck you the ai knows what's best.
>>145224253
Quality.
>>145224270
This tbqh
Fuck bombing the factories in Paris, I WANT those factories you need to bomb the Maginot line.
Based Germany did nearly all the work for me yet I still managed to lose all of my navy but a recently built battleship.
Oh well, France is dismantled and we took Comoros, Mayotte and Bourbon from the frogs.
Now to wait years and years to rebuild my navy from sketch.
>>145224512
Marine Le Pen's message to IS.
>>145222571
https://mega.nz/#F!v98lySwK!8JWNJ0KfShi8LMhElcOl5A
Just paste this into the appropriate folders and you should be good to go
>>145224512
Are you saying you want to bomb the factories in AL or that you can't choose to only bomb military targets? If it's the latter I'm pretty sure you're just retarded.
>>145224830
I wouldn't be surprised if HoI4 only let you bomb everything or nothing.
puppet or anex
based cobra can I get the unHPMeme pastebin pls?
>be fascist france
>start my own fascist faction with greece, sweden and a few others
>civil war breaks out in portugal
>fascist blueshirts are trying to take power from the democratic ruling party
>send voulenteers to help fascists
>fascist greece and sweden, my allies, send volunteers to support the democrats
>fighting against my own allies in a proxy war
wew
>>145224985
Arizona and puppet
>>145224985
uninstall
>>145224985
what meme mod is this
>>145224985
annex
>>145224985
Take Arizona and puppet
>>145224985
>WWII
>CSA
>California Republic
hoy4 in a goyshell right here goys
>>145225072
hoy4 vanillin with every DLC buy hoy you goy
>>145225072
made it my self. i can share but its really ruffleaders are fucked up and some other stuff
Is there a way to save this without playing?
>>145224985
Arizona, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Kentucky, both Virginias and puppet.
>>145225024
I'd add that Sweden is also sending volunteers to help the Soviets fight the Allies.
When is that archive gonna get updated, famalam?
>>145225190
alt+f4 saves the new world
Does /gsg/ ever do multi-player Victoria 2 games?
>>145224830
>AL
No you stupid nigger, Air missions are assigned to entire swathes of territory. In the case of the Maginot line, it's part of Northern France which includes everything from Brittany across to Calais and down to roughly Switzerland.
As far as what air missions can do, there is no bombing missions that specifically says 'bomb military targets in this area' or even 'bomb military buildings'.
You can go 'attack ground targets' which is bombing tanks and shit, 'port strike' which tries to fuck up ships, or 'strategic bombing' which randomly fucks up buildings across the entire region.
As another example, I wanted 800 strategic bombers to try and fuck up the AA guns in Britain while I conquered France upon which I'd spam a shitton of paratroopers and CAS from Calais and Normandy. Unfortunately I was informed that all AA guns facing France were at full health but I'd wrecked most factories and shipyards across all of south England, which is roughly from York down.
>>145225308
A long, long, long time ago.
>>145225254
Never because HOI4 is an RTS not a GS
>>145225308
in the times of robbit and bobbit we did
i miss robbit and bobbit
hoy hoy hoy buy it goy
>>145225290
Fuck you
>>145225593
>not hoy hoy hoy hoy
Missed a chance, don't fuck up next time
>>145209191
¿how do i do naval invasions?
r8 my Mackensen
He is going to be the paternal autocrat advisor which will let you get Willy in power later in the game
>>145224324
Why are industrial societies so unequal, lads?
Not even Sweden can escape it.
>>145225650
If the game crashed that means the new world saved successfully to your documents folder as a hidden folder. To reveal hidden folders and thus access the new world you have to delete a file called System 32.
>>145225783
What are you, 12?
>>145225717
8/10 he looks a little unclear?
>>145213263
>And then I told them, the trains would arrive on time
>>145225892
Woah man just trying to help.
>playing general fixes mod
>star wars music starts playing
ebin
>tfw you can only release a small portion of your rare Mosley collection to keep your monopoly on the market secure
>>145225741
What is this autism
What do I call my factiongoyim?
>>145225892
edgy
>>145225982
this is what johan really looks like lad
>>145225982
Stop hoarding Mosley's. Memer POPs require that shit as a life need
>>145225392
>>145225450
So never again?
xth for late night mp games
Sovjet/Turkey vs France/Gb/Belgium in a intense Skirmish over Iran. In the end Turkey will lose 200k men, Russia 400k, Gb 50k, France 100k and Belgium 20k
>>145225947
Help the thread by actually being funny.
>>145226026
The vic 2 gini analyzer.
>>145226082
from edgy neo nazi skinhead to crafty jewish shekel merchant
>>145226138
>not NATO counters
Real talk, can you actually easily see at a glance what's what? Like how do you tell the difference between medium and light tanks? Is that icon of the bullet supposed to be AT on an infantry division
>>145226103
stem gruppe are all hoy4 goys and too many people in the thread have been rused by discord goys into hating v2 (LIQUORIA SO FUNNY SENPAITACHI)
If I make a flag mod for HOI 4, do I need to include a "small" and "medium" variant of the flag?
>>145226089
this should me enough to meet life needs, it's one of of the very few that are out there from his internment, featurning a depression beard
>>145226573
yes
willy x nicky :3
>>145226648
Punished Mosley
>>145226648
wew thats a rare mosley gonna save that
>>145226975
>Thanks for your telegram conciliatory and friendly. Whereas official message presented today by your ambassador to my minister was conveyed in a very different tone. Beg you to explain this divergency! It would be right to give over the Austro-servian [sic] problem to the Hague conference. Trust in your wisdom and friendship. Your loving Nicky
He wanted to stop it ;_;
>Immediate affirmative clear and unmistakable answer from your government is the only way to avoid endless misery. Until I have received this answer alas, I am unable to discuss the subject of your telegram. As a matter of fact I must request you to immediatly [sic] order your troops on no account to commit the slightest act of trespassing over our frontiers. Willy
Why was Willy such a bully ;__;
>>145227123
willy was 5'7
>>145227359
>immediatly
fucking hell willy was retarded
>>145227071
I've got 30 which are totally unavailable online at all scanned so far, and countless others I haven't dealt with yet, along with other more difficult to come across images online, don't have access to them all tonight, so Punished Mosley is all i can drop.
>>145227368
Damn is Hoy4 the Dwarf Fortress of RTS?
>>145227368
hoy4 is way too complicated
i hope hoy5 will be more simple and fun
>buy hoy4 because johan tells me i just have to draw arrows to win
>actually have to do shit
>reeeeeeeee
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Hitler should have fought the nig nogs instead of the Russians. It was far easier to whipe all of the Africans than to fight the USSR. He betrayed us.
Fuck Hitler.
How much did Paradoxis Univeralis pay IGN to give HOY4 a 9/10?
>>145227675
well it's not quite as bad as HOI3 which tooks hundreds of hours to learn how to play but HOY4 definitely needs to be simplified
it's just too hard for the new target audience
>>145227930
>hundreds of hours
wew
>>145227930
(you)
>>145226516
what
i remember when they posted their MP games and they only played Vicky 2.
>>145226648
>mosley
>basically a socialist with a common sense stance on economics and democracy
>betrayed by his people because cor blimey jerries n bollocks
>could have kept britain out of the war and the sole superpower and remaining empire today
>could have vastly improved the lives of everybody from britons to indians to africans
>could have made the world a better place
>instead we have zion cameron and jeremy corbyn competing to see who can import the most third world immigrants so their fat cat big buisiness friends can have an infinite supply of free labour whilst the indigenous briton weeps on a pittance of unemployment benefit
Why is everybody that doesn't agree with me wrong, lads?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3NqG2lAojNQ
>>145225308
I remember when we use to
To that fag who always played GB, thanks
-Portugal anon
>>145227930
what's the target audience btw? nerdy 12 year old boys?
btw why do you call it HOY4? with the Y?
anyone ever had a successful run as an uncivilized african nation in victoria 2 ?
>>145227761
>mosley
>>basically a socialist with a common sense stance on economics and democracy
>>betrayed by his people because cor blimey jerries n
>fight people who have never done anything bad since forever
>fight the kikes in SU who spread their cancer all over the world
>>145228321
>socialist with a common sense stance on economics
>>145228697
I did a run as Ashanti in HPM and managed to finish as a secondary power through diplomatic boot-licking and prestige gain.
Becoming civilized is kind of boring, though.
>>145228921
>>145228631
you're trying too hard podcat
So... Does anyone want to play a multiplayer Vicky 2?
I don't know how to set it up though.
>>145228958
i think madagascar can easily (with some luck) become world power. I slingshoted to #13 just after civilizing and the scramble for africa hadnt' begun yet
>>145228746
>people who have never done anything bad since forever
but they are doing very bad things now. Have you ever heard about Afrocentrism and Black supremacy?
>>145228631
go to sleep podcat
>>145229070
>modern road and wires ruining the countryside
>>145229184
Download robmod
This game is such meme garbage.
Greece had a good 40 war participation and got all of European Russia on DDRJake's stream. Jake didn't get any of the Asian lands he intended to get and all he could do was take a bunch of Siberia.
How can the Swedish Jew get away with this?
>>145229201
Primitives aren't the enemies, the developed enemy is.
Why isn't there a basic tank template for Sweden's light tanks?
Should I incorporate them into regular infantry or save more military experience for a whole new template?
>>145229392
>it should be impossible to cross the countryside
Average green voter, lads.
>>145229545
>not using nato counters
>>>/r/paradoxplaza
>>145229695
the date is in metric
>>145229649
Greens want to build on the countryside you dumb cunt
>>145229070
Not an argument.
>>145229792
>Greens want to build on the countryside
Now this is a meme.
>download latest version of HPM because I've been using the old one
>start up
>NO POPS GETTING LIFE NEEDS EXCEPT SLAVES
>waddufug
>have to turn on the option for POPs to buy from stockpile for them to get life needs
So this...
is Grandi Strategy....
>>145230496
I feel you, lad. I've been sticking to the older versions of HPM because he seems to have gone overboard with the epic economy changes.
>>145230465
>wants to build hundreds of thousands of houses a year while increasing immigration
>wants to build renewable energy sites (shitting up fields with solar farms and wind farms)
Tell me again how they're an environmentalist party
>>145230621
>>145230496
Hey, Rob. We still on for the multiplayer tomorrow?
>>145230682
Which country, lad? There are 6,000,000 green parties in the world.
>>145230846
the country we've been talking about for the last 30 minutes you daft cunt
If I vote green will it help the mujahideen?
>>145231028
Of course lad, it's called the GREEN party because islam's color is green.
So hey how are you guys doing? Well, i happen to be needing a favor.could any of you upload the latest version of this mod http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=459893949 on Dropbox or something? I don't have the game on steam and i obviously can't register my pirated version on paracocks interactive forum, and every link i've found for this mod outside of steam links to older versions.
So if any of you anons could help, it'd be appreciated.Posted on /v/ as well but got largely ignored.
>>145214376
To be safe, delete both in the game directory (In steam if you have it on steam) and in that. The game will rebuild it if you delete them.
>>145231218
Buy the fucking game instead of begging like a faggot
>>145229445
Link lad?
>>145231402
>Buyfags be this mad.
That's why i love this place.
>>145231571
Beg harder and maybe I'll take pity on you and upload it
the mad men
>>145231854
>AFPG officially hired by paradox
How long before he becomes a SJW like Meneth (rip)
>>145231854
Ukranians and Crimeans are the real Russians.
>>145231848
>gutte lad
>>145209191
>Invade Czechoslovakia
>Hitler dies by script
Did they really wasted 2-3 years on developing HOI4? The fuck did they developed? Whose fucking idea was "Hey, let's get Hitler assasinated if they invade Czechoslovakia" on a game that brags about supporting dozens of different ahistorical outcomes?
This game doesn't even feel like a pre-alpha stage leak, Paradox sure wasted their money on this. Yet Paradrones are still gonna make them rich.
Honestly why do they even fucking make games? The whole company is a charity, where the fanboys keep giving them money in exchange for better future products, even though their "future products" are either incomplete, leading to them asking EVEN MORE money, or they are work stolen from mods.
FUCK.
>>145217763
How you form th russian empire?
>>145232536
>the means of production have been seized
wew
>>145231218
Are you retarded the steamworkshopdownloader.com website works for Eu4..
>>145232536
Because it is literally what their nufans demand. They hate "railroading" whixh is a term they invented to mean "historical accuracy they dislike", so paradox completely threw it out the window. This process started with EU3 and we are now in it's peak.
>>145232536
Just choose the fate of czechosolvakia option from the focus tree, they should add more assassination options.
test
Honestly lads, when will Belgium end? The meme has been run into the fucking ground already.
>>145233447
Brexit soon, brother
I'm making a South Africa name fix and flag fix mod, but I have a few questions for you boys. What flag would you recommend for a communist South Africa? I was going to use something with traditional apartheid colors, but wouldn't a communist South Africa make the blacks equal? Also, what do you think makes a good name for Fascist South Africa? In the base game it's "Apartheid South Africa" which is of course retarded, so I was thinking something with "Afrikaneer" or something. Any ideas?
Guys, is it ok if I like this old ass music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvDlvCiUkMs
>>145233592
Commusim will be Blacks. Thats why soviets were sucha big influnce in africa in the 50s and 60s. Communism was seen as a freedom movement. As for a facist south africa. You can go with something like Rhodesia Ian Smith thing. A Non British thing or you can make it back to a boer thing.
>>145233592
Empire of Gibs
>>145233592
For communist South Africa flag.
http://i.imgur.com/X1b0jme.png
>>145233749
Do you think I should make the communist flag the modern flag of South Africa? Or would that be a bit "off"?
>>145233592
Many Boers IRL were German sympathizers because they had a common enemy in the British s it would make sense to have something relating to the Afrikaners
>>145233861
Use this
>>145233849
I wish you can play as Rhodesia in HOI4.
>>145234075
mod it.
>>145215172
>Iceland vassal and uniting Scandinavia under your rule (and colonizing the America's in EU4
This. Or maybe as an Indian
>>145234075
you can play as oranje or transvaal in victoria 2 which is pretty much the same afaik.
(it's also a different game)
>>145233592
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_African_Communist_Party
>>145234121
This is HoI4's one saving grace, that it's so much easier to mod than 3
>>145234121
I dont know how to mod
>>145234176
You can play as Rhodesia in vicy 2 its a british event that forms it.
Reminder NOT to have more than 4 CV's in the same fleet/fight
You will get a huge malus if you bring more
Also for every CV you should bring 2 cruisers (light or heavy) and 6-8 destroyers
A 4 CV taskforce could be: 4 CV's with 1/3rd fighters 2/3rd NAV, 4 BB's, 8-10 cruisers, 28-32 destroyers.
Also remember to get all the appropriate techs, both in air doctrine tree and naval doctrine tree. Some advisors will also give % based upgrades
t.learned the hard way
>>145234176
Oranje and Transvaal are entirely different from Rhodesia, but you can play Rhodesia in V2
>>145234268
does this composition work in DH/HoI3
>>145234213
Saving grace implies it saves it.
How the fuck do all HOI games KNOW that I am trying to add Nazi symbols in some flags?
What kind of advanced image-scanning AI do they use that blocks you from adding swastikas in the shield/flag files?
How to bypass it?
DH btw
Playing as France in Hearts a'Hoi4 and I told Germany to get fucking bent over the Rhineland. They backed down. Are they really locked out of 2/3rds of their focus tree now? Or do they get another shot later?
>>145234547
lol is it literally telling you you're not allowed to use it?
>>145234268
No idea, probably would
>>145234528
Saves it from being irredeemable trash to only overpriced trash that modders will have to fix
Redpill me on meneth lads
Update on that South Africa mod: does anyone know where to find where to change the country names? I've checked localisation and can't find it.
>>145234647
Meneth is based
Who should I play? HOI4
1.Yugoslavia
2.Belgium
3.Finland
4.Iran
5.Ireland
>>145234771
Yugoslavia
>>145234621
if you edit a swastika-like symbol in any flag, that flag turns yellow-black glitched in game.
This is the ultimate redpill on liquor
It will take a very long time for HOI4 to be good, only a bunch of DLCs and mods will do it
On the other hand, it will take me a very long time to get into HOI3. I never could get into that game, but I could get into HOI4 easily because the tutorial was much better.
Is HOI3 really that good? Really worth the hundreds of hours of learning curve? or should I just wait until HOI4 stops sucking?
>>145234890
Only takes like 3 hours to learn HoI
If you want an actual wargame, it's worth it
>>145234890
>hundreds of hours
maybe if you're a mong
>>145234890
don't go back to hoi3
it's too complex and there are no quick ways to do things like OOB and you have to micro your units a ton
What country should I play? DH w/ World in Flames 2
1-2: Germany
3-4: Nationalist China
4-6: Japan
7-8: United Kingdom
9-0:Poland
>>145234854
daily reminder that electric gear is more profitable than liquor
by the way I don't know why would armies need fucking liquor.
>>145235164
>too complex
wdytwa
>>145234890
The only thing I like more about HOI 3 is that it's harder and less forgiving.
HOI 4 is just too fucking easy, but that's what people want, to make some Nazi Netherlands meme and conquer france by 1940 xDD
>>145235246
>1900
>8
>7
>8
>79.1%
>those unprofitable factories
>by the way I don't know why would armies need fucking liquor.
lad...
>>145235164
>>145235107
>>145235078
>hoi3 is good
t. casual fucking reddit shitters who love eu4 but dislike some aspects of hoi4
DH is where it's fucking at, me lads. HoI3 has literally no pre war or post war politics, DH has it all.
>>145235391
I hate EU4 lad
HoI3 and DH both have their positives
muh OOB
>>145235391
t. doomstack pro
>>145235294
Why do you think with anus?
>>145235391
i literally said hoi3 is bad you autist
>>145235391
>playing DH before HoI3
For what purpose
>>145235391
DH is indeed ebin, it's just a bit dated at this point. It's the best looking Paracucks game though
I can't stand the looks of HOI 3 and Victoria 2, those 2 completely shat on the visual masterpieces HOI 2/DH and Victoria: Revolutions are.
>>145235479
i bet you think Civ IV is shit, too
>>145235164
>it's too complex
>>>/reddit/ you fucking casual scum
>>145235517
>>145235505
>>145235486
>>145235479
>>145235438
>>145235391
>>145235542
calm down guys youre gonna break something
>>145235569
but it is
literally zero tactics, just like dh
>>145235542
I thought that, but actually playing it it's very intuitive. I particularly like the air roundels and how naval combat is actually possible, unlike HoI3.
Casual tier Paradogs games:
1: EU 4
2: HOI 4
3: Stellaris
4: Victoria 2
5: CK 2
6: Darkest Hour
7: HOI 3
>>145235821
Stellaris is number 1 you fag
>>145235657
Have you got the SKIF for extra cool unit pics?
>>145235930
No? Is it good?
>>145235821
id put ck2 above victoria 2.
CK is basically EU desu you can't do anything unless through blobbing
>>145235379
>unprofitable factories
>liquor, glass, lumber, clothes, furniture, electric gear
also you start with 4% literacy, what would you expect the literacy to be by 1900? you have never played Brazil in HPM
The fire rises
>>145235821
>Victoria 2 above CK2 and DH
lol
mad discord shitpost
why does HoI4 have this obsession with icons
why can't there be more text so i can simply read the information at a glace, like the previous games
>>145236164
Good work fammo
How's "Afrikaneer Republic" as a name for fascist South Africa?
>>145236459
Why would the Boers suddenly take control of South Africa?
will Victoria 3 be the greatest release Paradox ever made?
>>145236564
As long as Based Podcat's in charge of its design
About to start a British campaign
Anyone played yet? Which National Focuses should I be rushing for?
>>145236641
This. We need more of that podcat's magic that has made HoI4 so good.
>>145236164
I'm looking forward to this
>>145236198
>VICTORIA IS SO HAAAARD!!!!1
No, it's SHIT
I tried to let the Soviets invade all of Poland then have them give half of Poland via Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact (If they don't, I was to invade their sorry ass).
But they've been fighting since 1939 and they still haven't advanced for shit.
Right now I'm just waiting for Britain to become fascist (Supporting the British Union) before I invade France and Poland.
>>145235990
Yeah, it's good for muh immersion
Look at these sexy icons
>>145234834
>>145234621
>>145234547
Paradox added a swastika detector. I'm not joking.
>>145237116
B-but... ¿Where are muh NATO counters?
>>145237172
What do you mean I can't have my grand Buddhist Mongolian empire?
>>145236965
Where was that implied, retard? It's definitely less casual than fucking CKII and doomstack simulator
>>145237172
Good thing they did... Why would anybody want that in their games unless they're nazis?
does anyone know when HOI4 ends?
I saw some airplanes that could be researched after 1950 so I guess it's longer than HOI3
whatever happened to the Thunder D Empire
>>145237172
source?
>>145237260
Oh I just loaded up the game to show off the SKIFs, the counters turn off every time I exit the game for some reason
>>145237172
yeah that's why I've been using the historical flag since day 1 lmao
>doomstack simulator
hellllllllllloooooooooooooooooo Reddit!
>>145237298
no technical end date, it just keeps going
it just runs out of new techs and pre-set stuff past a certain point
>>145237572
Yes hello 4chan
>>145237572
DH is good but if you pretend it's somehow amazingly complex or strategically deep you're mentally disabled
>be me, commie france
>4 year long world war ends
>i have the most war participation
>first turn of the peace deal im only able to take 5 states because muh next participant score
>next turn
>german republic, italian republic, japanese republic, socialist libya etc all exist now
>i conquered and occupied all those countries by myself
>only land left to take is fucking iraq and iran
this is fucking retarded
>>145237727
definitely more complex than liquor sim
>>145237789
objectively wrong
>I dislike doomstacks, they are unrealistic and therefore break the game's immersion for me
>>145236164
based
>>145237865
t. bureaucrat master
vic 2 is /r/paradoxplaza's favorite game, why don't you fuck off back there
tfw I started ww2 and fucked Germany
>>145233592
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/African_National_Congress_Flag.svg/2000px-African_National_Congress_Flag.svg.png
South africa commie flag.
the South Africa Nazi flag is pic related.
Fascist South africa name - Free State of the Transvaal and Cape provinces. Or the South African Free State.
Why everyone is playing HOI4 here
I thought you said it was shit
Btw do you think more people is visiting the thread just because of HOI4?
>>145238410
Still playing HOI3 here
do you think you'd be able to beat Johan Andersson in a MP HOI4 game?
>1943
>Germany still hasn't conquered Greece yet
>Greece somehow annexed Bulgaria and invade Italy while fighting Germany
>>145238072
Guessing you already have 100 hours in hoi4causals, right?
>>145238410
Yeah, I normally browse reddit but I decided to come here to check out the dank memes.
>>145238760
is it bad that i have 75 hrs on hoi4
>>145238410
It is shit. But its something new so we might as well get what little enjoyment there is out of a meme game.
>Btw do you think more people is visiting the thread just because of HOI4?
Yes. There were people asking what HPM was a few days ago.
>>145238810
waw
>>145238760
no but i do on hoi3 and dh
I allied Democratic China to defend against the Japanese invasion. The collective Chinese have beat back the filthy invaders off the mainland but the war won't end.
How do I end the war with Japan so I can finish the communist revolution in China? Must I build shipyards in occupied territory and occupy Japan?
What meme mod should i make for Hearts of Goyim 4? I already made pic related but it was boring and i "developed" it wrong. Taking suggestions but nothing retarded like a Man in the high castle mod.
Quick lads tell me what you can do in HoI3 that you can't do in HoI4
>>145238949
Yes, there is no way to finish a war without full occupation
>>145239006
build hqs
Can we get some retard cringe going?
https://steamcommunity.com/app/73170/discussions/0/522728000966591396/ - """VETERAN of strategy""" Civ 5 player says game is "unhistorical" because victory was not handed on a silver platter
>>145239006
a grand strategy
What you call depth, I call design flaw.
This - like all Paradox games - is a game for accountants. People who don't mind going through endless rows and columns of random numbers, and get excited changing fractions.
For others, this is an unpenetrable wall of analysis/ paralysis. As a famous game developer said in his GDC talk "Choices for players are great. Choices for developers are indecisions". Throwing non-essential data dumps at players is bad game design.
Reducing data to relevant information, limiting the choices a player has to deal with, in the beginning, wouldn't take anything away from the depth of the Clausewitz engine. Yet, those Duders in Sweden are all 'locked-in', stuck in that Stockholm syndrom, just like their fans.
New players. Being accessible. Two nuts, they have not cracked. They don't know how to.
It will be interesting to watch how well their recent attempt to expand to the Chinese market will turn out.
>>145238957
Why isn't Missouri with the CSA?
>>145239052
>>145239147
Probably because the CSA never fully occupied Missouri
>>145239052
lmao based Manolo
>>145239192
Yet he included Kentucky which never left the union.
>>145239147
the borders looked super ugly so i decided not to give it to them
>>145238718
believable worlds
>>145239354
So "Pretty borders" over 'Historical accuracy"
gotcha.
Prob should remove Kentucky and WV while you at it if you are removing Missouri.
>>145238957
Wewuz African Empires mod
>>145239354
and yet you gave them West Virginia.
>>145239271
/r/ing that based itie who rekt the forum and went down as a martyr ahen he got his acxount with 6 gorillion games banned.
>>145239532
This is the neo-paradox audience you're talking to. Historical accuracy/plausibility is just shitty railroading and is unfair to the player.
>>145238957
Maybe a Man in the high castle mod?
>>145239532
>Historical accuracy
>in a mod made to meme
>>145239579
west virginia and virginia are one state in that game and i couldnt be bothered to make a new state.
also i was planning the CSA and the USA to be at war but i needed the AI to not annex each other by giving both countries one of the other countries cores. If you guys dont like it ill give you the files and you can unfuck it yourself.
ITT: post paradrone quotes you just made up.
>I actually want to see less railroaded ministers and the possibility for more sandbox ones, who says Bernie Sanders, or someone like him couldn't run for president in 1939?
I always have a ton of fun in the early-mid game but I lose interest by 1945 every time because I run out of shit to do except blob, plus the AI spams 1 division stacks everywhere and the map just turns into autism
>>145239934
Why not posting actual ones faggot?
>play HoI3
>combat is GOAT but the politics is lacking
>play DH
>politics is GOAT but combat is lacking
>oh boy i cant wait for hoi4!!
>both are shit
This could have been literal perfection. Where did it all go so wrong, lads?see also: EvW
>>145240024
>4× repectfully upvoted
>>145239678
To be fair, I don't want historical accuracy, just plausibility. If Richard the Bastard wins Stafford bridge every time on CKII, it would be boring.
Just if you basing on a "what if" make it consistent. Include all the slave states in the CSA, or all the states that tried to leave. To add some states that never left the union but were slave states but not all of them is just, Odd.
As for "Nice looking borders" - real borders are not nice looking. Italy border to the north is a good example.
How will /gsg/ react if vic 3 doesn't have liquor?
>>145240207
with liquor
>>145240192
>If Richard the Bastard wins Stafford bridge every time on CKII, it would be boring.
Am I missing a meme or are you a mong?
>>145239871
>Includes slaves states that never left the union.
>Does not include a major slave state that had more slaves then Arkansas....
>>145240207
>>145240258
Alright I have been putting this off for the entire time you've been doing this, over a month now, atleast. I am really fucking annoyed by this meme. Victoria 2 is a great game, by far the greatest grand strategy of all time, in no other game can you manage an economy, your pops, your diplomacy, your taxes, your army and your sphere of influence at the same time. Victoria 2 takes every element of every game and makes it great. Your pathetic fucking mana/dynasty/OoB/insert single issue game simply can't compete. I've tried playing them, believe me. They are pathetic. You play them and you only have to manage one, maybe, two things. Hah, what is this mess? It's a botched job. A complete write off. And sure, if you like that sort of purile simplistic shit then more power too you, it's not my job to kick down your sandcastle. But why must I spend my time arguing this with you? Just because Victoria 2 is too complex for you doesn't mean it is for everyone. And when challenged you crawl back into your same abhorrent memery, because that's all this is, you don't have the slightest clue what you're saying or who you're messing with, because if you did you'd stop. Go back to playing your blob simulator, little man, because this general belongs to us. The true strategy gamers. Not your lame, disgusting casual shit. And you know the worst part? We can't even meme back. Hell, I'm sure there's some really overpowered trade good in EU4, but we can't say "hurr durr naval supplies" or whatever because the simple fact is nobody has played your favoured game since EU3, back before they dumbed it down for people like you. So well done, my friend, you made an intellectual victoria 2 fan MAD. You've achieved your greatest feat since you formed grossulmiums, mark this on your wall as a victory for your abysmal existence because I can tell you now, kiddo, this is your peak.
>>145240348
William the Bastard
Fuck, its 1am.
I need to get some sleep. Night all
>>145240192
>Richard the Bastard
>Stafford bridge
>>145240464
William wasn't anywhere near stamford bridge.
>>145214382
>literally washing our hands of the judenfrage.
East VS West was the game the Hearts of Iron series was destined to evolve into. Wester () killed it because he realized that he could not make as much money off of it due to the increased autism needed to play it compared to HoI2, and the 'harder' HoI3.
GOOD POLITICS WITH GOOD WARFARE
>>145240356
are you happy i fixed a mod ill never releaseunless someone wants to try it since it is playable
>>145240742
thats probably the worst nation color ive ever seen
>>145240742
Yes much better.
Which one lads
>>145235246
>by the way I don't know why would armies need fucking liquor.
stay fucking ignorant gee esse gee
>>145240742
>CSA not extremely light grey
Fuck you.
>>145240913
France first then annex Germany and Italy and recreate the glorious Karling empire
HOI4 looks like it has some recycled shit from EvW
>>145240812
>>145240951
it was supposed to be grey but i fucked up the hex code
>>145240545
its 1 am and I am drunk. I meant Battle of Hastings but my drunk mind is confusing things. I am going to bed now.
okay, how easy is Hoi 4 ? after playing two short runds were i got killed i watched maybe 4 h of lets play and now, granted on easy, im steamrolling trough africa with Italy. When i was at war against France i got half of it and Germany the rest.
>>145240913
>germany is a glorious soaring golden eagle, infront of two sturdy fasces
>italy is a meager handshake, indicative of an alliance of regional conglomerates rather than one of any significance
>france is a skull with two white flags, something is on fire behind it
Top kek.
How do I fix the balkans?
>>145241348
>you will never guard the German/Bohemian border in southwest Silesia
It's been a nice life, lads, but it's time for me to depart.
>>145241498
damn...
tfw consistent crash on sep 2 1944. I was just about to win the war as well.
>>145241145
it is pretty easy. now that you've got a grasp on the game you should definitely bump the difficulty up, but even then you'll easily beat the ai
>>145241348
In order of 'who calls dibs first':
>Grossalbaniums
>Grossbulgariums w/ Tsargrad
>Grossmontenegrums
>Grossserbiums w/ Bosnia
>Grekums for the rest of the Balkan clay
if fascists are demagogues who make up conspiration theories, and try to oversimplify issues, and communists are a bunch of pseudo-intellectual Jews who would be better making their lives as novelists or working in modern arts academies, then who are the good guys?
maybe deposing monarchy was not a good idea after all
>>145240192
>real borders are not nice looking. Italy border to the north is a good example.
what's wrong with Italy north borders?
>>145241750
this guy gets it
>>145241750
hehe, yes goy. bring back the monarchies, they'll look after you. don't worry about a thing.
>>145241867
I unironically wish I could be there ;-;
>>145241750
>try to oversimplify issues
>fascists don't have millions of pages of memorandums about the nature of their ideology
>>145241750
>then who are the good guys?
Based USA & friends
>>145241867
Who's the first guy? Looks like Mosley.
hey goys i know that engineer and recon company are must have for a divison, but what about other company (signal, logistic, etc)??
>>145241895
>tfw Willy regrets getting cozy with the Jew
>>145241708
such a shame, i might try germany next or what other nations have a pretty good economy ?
>>145241498
Tfw my ancestors were Austrian landowners in Galicia
Tfw they were settled there as Grenzers
>>145241750
>who are the good guys?
Independant mountain people who don't need no king nor ideologues.
>tfw you'll never be a proud citizen of the Republic of Escartons
>>145241750
Who succeeds the leader in a fascist regime after he dies?
That seems to be the only difference between fascism and monarchy to me. Am I wrong?
>>145241145
how autistic do you have to be to watch other people play games
>>145242010
so what
Afrocentrists also have shittons of books but they are all bullshit
>>145242470
dumb jew poster
USA is based
>>145217864
>>145221564
Ireland is one of the coolest what-ifs of ww2. Because, they could potentially fuck Britains shit up and help the Germans conduct Sealion. Noone ever does an LP of Ireland though. Give me more Fascist (or maybe Communist) Ireland AARs!
>>145242696
Except fascists and national socialists have had countries that worked. Nazi Germany managed not only to recover but to prosper from 1933 to 1939 and that was whilst they were still treaty bound to pay the entente millions.
>>145242824
>AAR
off to reddit you go
>>145242950
t. cobracrunchslayer
>>145242849
no.. thats imossible.. the only thing nazis have brought on us is 6 million dead jews
>>145242824
>fuck britains shit up
>take the least economically viable region, infact a region that is a net cost just to maintain
>still havd no say of crossing the irish sea and reaching britain
>would be bombed to absolute shit, every city would be rubble
>would most likely be put back under british rule after WW2, if not atleast made to accept the King as HoS
Hahaha, rule Brittania!
>>145243034
I know that you're memeing, but you copied Johan's writing style pretty well. Why does he always use two dots? Is he autist?
>>145240742
Put it on the workshop famalam
>>145243096
yeah I was thinking the same
Ireland could not help Germany in any way. Maybe only act as a distraction and cannon fodder
>>145241348
>Dismantle Empire Austria-Hungary
>Dismantle Empire Ottoman Empire
>>145243034
actually it was 6 gorillion you filthy antisemite
>>145242849
The problem is Fascist/NatSoc countries require economical autarky in the long run.
Thus they were pretty much forced to expand and conquer new resources.
>>145243096
Belfast is a major sea port. Their are other ports along the coast that the British and Americans owned. Necessarily the Irish would receive huge military aid from their German allies. A thinner British channel fleet only makes it more possible for a German crossing. Also, Irish Brits would rebel all over the Commonwealth.
Limeys would have been fucked hard, but the Irish are always too complacent.
how are the world war I mods for darkest hour?
Was it autism?
rate my elective monarchy empire
also this is going to become a convert to eu4 and eventually ck2
first 8 replies are going to be how i split this entire shitshow up
>>145243703
>Posting a screencap of reddit on 4chan
???
>>145241819
it shouldn't have South Tyrol
>>145243396
Not true at all, they can trade with other nations normally. Had the Nazis [sic] won WW2 the whole world wouldn't just be a germaniums blob, nation states sould have been set up all over the world. For example, fascist Italy encouraged Arab nationalism in Libya.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_Lictor_Youth
Honestly lad, you just sound uninformed. The media will at all costs shiton fascism and national socialism because it's run by corrupt Jews. Try actually research it ans you will see fascism is the way forward.
>>145243869
fuck i mean victoria 2
>>145243869
Create Spanish/Franco sphere
>>145243932
King George looks like Tsar Nicholas
and the Spanish king looks like Cantinflas
>>145243434
Can't contain my level of cringe when Americlaps talk about the Irish desu
>>145243434
>taking a load of dependent territory and a minor sea port = the entire british empire destroyed
By this logic Britain should have surrendered when Singapore was captured. Go back to bed, irebru.
>>145243928
Why not? It's neither German nor Austrian anymore. It's an autonomous region only part of Italy in name.
>>145243932
>tfw eight out of nine of these gentlemen were trained from birth on how to rule and govern their respective countries
>two of them killed their own and a third's monarchies in one big shitty war
>>145244106
Don't talk shit bitch. I will let you know that I have over 25 percent Irish BLOOD and dna in me. You will not disgrace my Celtic ancestors, you swine. You have just awoken the fury of 1000 REPUBLICANS YOU BRITISH FUCK
>>145244092
They were cousins.
>>145243932
>No Italy
hahhahaha pasta fags btfo.of course your king was too short for anyone to like him...
>>145244307
George has the thinner head, Nicky has the thicker head.
>>145243932
Manuel is a fucking twink.
>>145244230
>eight out of nine
Who was the odd man out?
>>145241867
>>145244281
Actually meant to send this lmao
>>145243434
>Also, Irish Brits would rebel all over the Commonwealth.
>Limeys would have been fucked hard, but the Irish are always too complacent.
>>145243932
>Wilhelm is in the light, Albert in the shadow, this is the last time they spoke as friends
it's like pottery
>>145243989
>Not true at all, they can trade with other nations normally.
Sure, but they would still need a sufficient amount of clay and resources to be relevant on the world stage.
>Had the Nazis [sic] won WW2 the whole world wouldn't just be a germaniums blob
Also true. Only half of Russia would have german colonies all over the place. Maybe some bits of Africa too.
>nation states sould have been set up all over the world.
Most of which would have been puppets and irrelevant.
>Honestly lad, you just sound uninformed. The media will at all costs shiton fascism and national socialism because it's run by corrupt Jews
Also true but just saying Fascism/NatSoc is perfect and Hitler is a saint is retarded.
>>145244417
By the Grace of God, Nicholas II, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias, of Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Tauric Chersonesus, Lord of Pskov, and Grand Prince of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, and Finland; Prince of Estonia, Livonia, Courland and Semigalia, Samogitia, Bielostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugor, Perm, Vyatka, Bogar and others; Sovereign and Grand Prince of Nizhni Novgorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Jaroslavl, Beloozero, Udoria, Obdoria, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and Ruler of all the Severian country; Sovereign and Lord of Iveria, Kartalinia, the Kabardian lands and Armenian province: hereditary Sovereign and Possessor of the Circassian and Mountain Princes and of others; Sovereign of Turkestan, Heir of Norway, Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, and so forth, and so forth, and so forth.
>>145243869
desu don't split it up.
should be more fun to watch it destroy itself.
So, is there any downside to building cavalry divisions instead of infantry? From the stats they look exactlly the same. Would be somewhat strange, so I'm a tad confused.
>>145244307
Fun fact:They are wearing each opposite uniforms. Have a rare Willy.
>>145218282
What clay am I missing?
>>145244695
>Heir of Norway
imagine
>>145244780
>so i told cousin nicky to swap military uniforms he actually did it the absolute madman hahaha
How do you import wool as Shogunate Japan in V2?
>>145245336
You wait until you civilize
>>145245336
build liquor factories
>>145227761
>>145228746
Reminder that fascists have no future :^)
>>145245361
Awesome thanks.
>>145245410
They're already built.
>>145245336
Don't forget to prioritize the leftmost techs on the culture tab, a.k.a. "click this to become a GP"
Vicky 2 truly is the deepest and most complex geeessgee
>>145245490
build more
>>145244230
Haakon VII kind of counts as well. The Danish throne went to his brother, after all, and Haakon was never supposed to be king. As a younger brother of the king, he was expected to get a military career, and he went into the navy.
He was already 33 when he was asked to become King of Norway.
>>145245410
>>145245528
Alright I have been putting this off for the entire time you've been doing this, over a month now, atleast. I am really fucking annoyed by this meme. Victoria 2 is a great game, by far the greatest grand strategy of all time, in no other game can you manage an economy, your pops, your diplomacy, your taxes, your army and your sphere of influence at the same time. Victoria 2 takes every element of every game and makes it great. Your pathetic fucking mana/dynasty/OoB/insert single issue game simply can't compete. I've tried playing them, believe me. They are pathetic. You play them and you only have to manage one, maybe, two things. Hah, what is this mess? It's a botched job. A complete write off. And sure, if you like that sort of purile simplistic shit then more power too you, it's not my job to kick down your sandcastle. But why must I spend my time arguing this with you? Just because Victoria 2 is too complex for you doesn't mean it is for everyone. And when challenged you crawl back into your same abhorrent memery, because that's all this is, you don't have the slightest clue what you're saying or who you're messing with, because if you did you'd stop. Go back to playing your blob simulator, little man, because this general belongs to us. The true strategy gamers. Not your lame, disgusting casual shit. And you know the worst part? We can't even meme back. Hell, I'm sure there's some really overpowered trade good in EU4, but we can't say "hurr durr naval supplies" or whatever because the simple fact is nobody has played your favoured game since EU3, back before they dumbed it down for people like you. So well done, my friend, you made an intellectual victoria 2 fan MAD. You've achieved your greatest feat since you formed grossulmiums, mark this on your wall as a victory for your abysmal existence because I can tell you now, kiddo, this is your peak.
>>145245490
Encourage bureaucrats if that doesn't work build liquor factories.
>>145245613
This pasta is getting stale.
>>145244941
and then they went to war against each other
>>145245613
dass sum quality pasta
>>145245613
Anonymous Sat 07 May 2016 04:31:00 No.141352203 ViewReport
FUCK off you fucking reddit tier memer, you don't fucking understand our style of humour at all and what's worse is rather than put the tiniest bit off effort in to understand and learn to enjoy our style of humour you just spout the same fucking crap you would on /r/paradoxplaza for ebin upboats xDxD Why the fuck haven't you fucking killed yourself with your shitty fucking "jokes"? I can fucking smell the autism on you, your refusal to adapt to a different social situation. You're the sort of guy who would tell children's jokes to adults or vice versa and then be banned from the children's hospital for the privilege. Take your fucking shitty memes back where they belong because no one but you in this thread finds them funny. You're probably so new you don't even know how but check the number of unique IPs in this thread then subtract one. That is how many people you just pissed off with your reddit tier "humour". There's a reason we fucking despise YOUR site and we choose not to go there, do not bring your fucking disease here with you, if you want to lurk that's fine but don't contribute until you have had fucking chemotherapy for all that cancer you just gave all of us with your irrelevant fucking shitposting. No fucking gold, no fucking upvoted, just a big fat fucking failed abortion sat in this thread thinking he will ever have anyone care about him in the slightest. Go straight fucking back to /r/paradoxplaza where you can upboated and censor each other and if you ever think about coming back remember how much of a stain on the human race you are.
>>145245613
Its the liquor
>>145245714
>says the lad sho's been spamming the liauor meme for quarter of a year
>>145245918
memes aren't pasta, they don't age until you can prove reddit has adopted them
>>145245854
>Anonymous Sat 07 May 2016 04:31:00 No.141352203 ViewReport
>>145227761
Yeah and then while your all your troops are fighting in Africa, Stalin proceeds with his plan and invades the whole of Germany.
>>145245854
wew lad
>>145245854
This pasta died one day after the civil war. Coincidence?
>>145246005
this
show me one reddit post that has the liquor meme and i will call off my bureaucrat legions
>>145246048
It died because one day after the civil war was the start of stellaris segregation and /gsg/ was never the same since.
>>145246005
https://www.reddit.com/r/paradoxplaza/comments/4f5msf/why_is_liquor_so_good/
>>145246209
That's like asking why boobs is good? Hell why's the sky good? It just does.
>>145246048
Janny started banning anyone who used it
t. got banned for using it once
>>145241348
Give it all to K.u.K
Balkans were good then
>>145246209
>https://www.reddit.com/r/paradoxplaza/comments/4f5msf/why_is_liquor_so_good/
he's not memeing lad
>>145246209
that doesn't prove anything
there was a reddit post 1 year ago on basically the same question
https://www.reddit.com/r/paradoxplaza/comments/2i6myu/why_is_the_economy_in_vic2_based_on_liquor/
it's just an inquiry into vic 2's economy, which can be answered in this pic:
>>145234854
>>145242849
Top kek at this meme
Hitler's economy was about to overheat, and make Weimar Germany look good before he invaded Poland
>>145246524
what is this meme you distribute
has it been touched on by folk untainted by jewish bias?
>>145246524
Right, so war made the economy betted? Despite the fact war is literally always a burden on every economy?
Wew lad. Nice fucking reddit post.
>>145246381
>>145246410
https://www.reddit.com/r/paradoxplaza/comments/3u4joq/is_a_vic3_one_day_after_stellaris_going_to_be_a/
>As much as I like spamming liquor factories
>>145246673
No war let him gut other countries gold reserves since he'd already emptied his own building up his military.
>>145246673
that was before the liquor meme even started
maybe it isn't a meme, but a glaring flaw in vic 2 that any half-observant person can notice
>>145246673
the fact that he could take all of the free shit from other nations helped the economy.
>>145243932
I was sure it was Tsar there not George V
>I went into HOI4 with such low expectations that I now enjoy it based on how much better it is than I expected
help me
Why cant we dismantle a nation from the start?
Like whats the historical context behind it? If i throttle the Dutch i should be able to free SEA without taking on 50 infamy.
>>145246673
>Right, so war made the economy betted?
Conquest did
>>145246854
The liquor meme started in April 2015. It's been going on more than a year.
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/101404045/#q101465142
>>145247062
Same for me, I expected it to be some dumb draw an arrow meme game like /gsg/ told me it would be. I should have expected the bad al,
But then I realized that I enjoy Hoi4 more than I enjoyed Hoi3.
>>145247349
The war is absolute shit. Peace time is fun despite the memes
>>145247309
>that fucking thread
better time periods for GS games
>>145247349
I manage to enjoyboth
Tbh if they fixed some of the more glaring issues like the dodgy AI and the wonky military access then I'd probably like it as much as I liked 3.
>>145246673
>take eu4 lessons in trade and economy into a new victoria game
fucking stop
>>145247628
why do you tolerate the lack of OoB.
The HoI series is supposed to evolve into the Wargame genre. HoI4 is a step in the wrong direction
>>145247763
OOMeme adds nothing to the game except useless micromanagement.
>>145248031
Yeah, I wish they removed all of the combat together. I wish there was a Conquer button instead of declare war
>>145247763
HoI4 was meant to have proper political shit like DH andEvW. Without it it's EU: WW2
>>145247763
That's the biggest thing I don't like about it. But I can still enjoy the game for what it is anyway because I was never expecting it to be a maximum autism wargame, and I genuinely enjoy some of the new things like the national focuses.
Hell knowing paradox it'll turn up as dlc in the future anyway and I'll buy it like a good goy.
>>145248031
micro is what a wargame is about
fuck off casual
>>145247608
Can someone explain that image?
>>145248195
Yes
>>145248195
Good thing it's not a wargame then
>>145247763
This
>>145248282
Go on..
>>145248326
Huh?
>>145248185
>le wargame may may
HoI is meant to have geopolitics well fleshed out, like DH. Not just ebin counters.
>>145248402
I replied to the wrong post
>>145248185
>>145248195
i have no clue, i saved it from an anon a long while ago and i think i forgot to save the quotes that went along with each time period
the quotes were supposed to be from those individuals??
>>145247608
The Medieval one is still too long
>This mod simply replaces Hitler with Rommel. For those of you that desire to see this great man ruling the world rather than that other guy.
Interesting mods
>>145248475
Who the fuck is the bleach haired nigger?
>>145248518
t.Wehrboo
>One of the best mods, if not the best mod, you will ever find.
>Corrects major historical inaccuracy somehow missed by all of Paradox Staff.
>Places Taylor Swift in charge of her Empire.
Really interesting mods lads
Also found this one, if any of you like Sabaton:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=701651869&searchtext=
>>145248536
The last guy? Looks like the roboman from Blade Runner, but the coloring is all fucked up.
>>145248536
that's an easy one, i remember the quote and name for the game
>FINEM LUDUM: 1999AD - The Heavens and Beyond
>"Time... to die." --Roy Batty
>>145216753
Reported for copyright infringement.
>>145248696
Steamworkshop really improved the quality of the mods around huh
>>145248696
t. Hakon Huskarl Jomsborg
>tfw Steam Workshop allows the shit to rise to the top
>the Paradox Forums was a pressure system that only allowed somewhat alright, larger mods to see the light of day instead of little fixes and shitty modifications
>>145248696
>Taylor swift
I'm a stormfag myself and I don't know why stormfags like her so much,she looks like some sort of a tall freak..
>>145248785
Yeah, really. A few days ago I even saw a MLP mod
This one also looks pretty good:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=701505464&searchtext=
Also there are so many historical portraits mods, do you guys know which one is the best/has the most portraits? I'm currently using: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=700038250&searchtext=
>>145248832
No, I daily check workshop for new mods and link the interesting ones here. I've been doing this for about 3 days
>>145248832
Hakon Huskarl Jomsborg is based
I can't get into playing fascist russia since you still have the commie focus tree. really hope modders find a way to have a country switch focus trees depending on its ideology.
>>145248726
Considering the guy probably wants these time periods split up to different games to better represent the time periods than a single long game, smushing the year 2000 and off world colonization with self-aware robot people all into a single game seems kind of dumb.
>>145248965
>she looks like some sort of a tall freak..
>tall is a bad congenital trait
You're a pretty poor stormfag. I auppose you shit on 6 foot aryans so you can feel better about your 5 foot asian waifu, huh?
>click done instead of end turn
>white peace
>ironmeme
ebin
>>145249102
agreed
should the last game just be 1950AD - 2050AD
>>145248696
>>145248518
>>145248785
How long until the mod making all nazis white gets banned for racism?
>>145248974
I found this portrait mod the best personally, but it is still WIP.
>>145248965
not to mention the fact that she's been blacked. she's also got a pancake ass. don't get the obsession
>>145249110
>playing ironman
>ever
>>145249110
It isn't the game fault that you are dumb
>>145249067
That will come with the next DLC, paid feature
>>145247309
Man i just spent a long time reading that fucking arguement on this thread.
I prefer that sorta autism over this ebin meme shit.
>>145249108
Nope, I don't find anything wrong in people being tall. But her face and other stuff look borderline retarded.
based johan
wow that sucked, i tried so hard couldnt win it got backdoored by turkey and they werent even fully facist just joined the axis for no reason, maybe the soviet union attacked them idk.
i was making breakthroughs in the north but i just got rekt
is it not possible to win as yugo if you dont become facist?
Should I play HOI4 as Japan or mod V2 for a bit?
>>145253380
You should play hoi4 in a year or two when decent mods come out that cobble together a proper game out of the broken mess that currently exists.
So, concentrated industry or dispersed industry for Deutschland? Haven't gotten into the air attrition battle yet, but is there really much of a benefit in-game to dispersed industry, or is it inherently dependent on whether or not you're going to be waging an air war with Britain for six years?
>>145254745
Con
Just paratroop uk desu
>>145255305
Everyone seems to be saying spam fighters and motorized divisions. Is there an advantage to investing in other air support and upgrading from motorized to mechanized battalions over time? 12kph to 8kph seems like more than an "insignificant penalty" if you're trying to use them as intended.
>>145254745
It's for multiplayer
>>145255628
When you reach the point where Mechanized are available and you can produce enough, you have already won