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Previous Thread: >>145193454
>>145202920
Second for bullying Mercy!
>new characters youre playing
Reaper is so god damn fun holy shit
>>145202920
me on the left
Now that overwatch is supected to be rigged, can someone check pic related and tell me what your healing numbers are?
For me it's 30 HP per tick when I play Mercy
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745115328?page=1
here comes dat rat
Play nice, play Pharah
The shuriken on Genji's legendary skins make me uncomfortable, why are you throwing the dull side at people instead of the bladed side?
>>145203049
Lucio isoverrated as fuck and I can't git gud with him and have lost 3/4 of my matches so far.
>>145203093
oh shit g'day cobber
>>145203034
![tumblr_inline_o85kfs9pyd1r0om12_540[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/toTQC13.png "tumblr_inline_o85kfs9pyd1r0om12_540[1].png")
>D.Va skin where her mech is basically a giant gremlin D.Va
I would pay a lot for this.
>>145203049
Just started actually playing Tracer today for a purpose other than throwing bodies at a contested point. She's so goddamn annoying, it's hilarious. Had a Roadhog focus on me and chase me the entire match.
Feels great dodging hooks
>>145203067
No it's a butterfly
>>145202920
We're all soldiers now.
>when your team keeps running in and dying
I have added a few new sheets to the ID list, you can now sort by Region. so if you want to add people from EU only, you can now see them in one sheet. it automatically updates from the main sheet.
>>145203093
oh shit g'day mate
>>145203189
I DREAMT I WAS A BUTTERFLY
>>145203206
More like this.
>>145203093
Oi, hoodly doodly gudday m8
Post soldiers
>>145203068
What Starcraft race does D.va play?
>Get into game as 6 stack
>Start discussing team comp
>Get kicked for inactivity with 20 seconds left of setup
>On offense
Thanks blizz
Is Hanzo's ult global?
Does it end?
>>145203274
>202 matches/102 victories
>enter match
>3 seconds remaining
>DEFEAT
The forced 50% meme is real.
>>145203284
girl pros have always played protoss
not even a joke
>tfw you dance on the payload during overtime
>>145203284
terran
>>145203261
>When you respawn and Mercy sighs
Literally how I feel
Why is McCree allowed to be a better version of Reaper
>>145203284
Zerg obviously.
>>145203284
Obviously, Protoss.
>My heart for her hair.
>add people to friends list
>too much of a sperg to invite them to a game
>>145203261
>tfw your team goes 5 Winstons and a Mercy
I never expected this damn monkey to be such riotous fun
>>145203072
That's because healing isn't done once per second. It heals X amount per second and is split up into Y amount of instances. As an example Mercy heals 50 per second and is split into four instances, it does 12.5 healing every 250 ms. I don't know how many ticks per second healing abilities are so that was just an example. It was the same in Diablo 3.
>>145203364
better quality comin' through
>Symmetra's thighs
>>145203390
Those boobs are ridiculous.
I-is this good onii-chan
>>145203312
All projectiles fade out after a while it's just the maps are so small you'd never notice in a realistic setting.
>you will never be this happy
why haven't you necked yourself yet ?
>playing Hanzo
>Lucio decides he wants to fuck your day up
What do you do?
>>145203312
I'm curious about this.
>>145203362
>>145203405
>>145203415
d.va is a mechbro. she plays terran, just like the mechgoddess aphrodite she's based off of
>>145203481
Yes
N E R F T H I S
E
R
F
T
H
I
S
>>145203481
Never post this dollar-store hooker image ever again
>>145203284
Without a doubt Protoss. Protoss players are always shitters (myself included)
>>145203362
>girl pros
>SC
Literally a meme.
>>145203470
You misspelled Reaper
>KOTH
>shitting on Mei as Junkrat
>activate ult
>ignore team contesting the point
>bring ult all the way to their spawn
>activate it on a single Mei who recently died
fuck meis
>>145203395
He always was a good student.
>>145203454
Thanks m8
>>145202920
A medic should always treat the most wounded casualty first. It's not really a medic's discretion.
>>145203494
But I did
>>145203498
He had this huge window to just melee finish him off
xth for
>console players
>>145203598
tossgirl actually beat some of the B-tier players in her prime
Anybody else experiencing an extreme increase in autistic duo queues bitching over their mics?
>>145203498
There was like 5 times he could have just punched him and killed him
Also if you're retreating it's almost always better to go vertical. Lucio can technically follow you but he wouldn't be able to fast enough to make it worth it
>be D.va
>Dorado, defense
>team refuses to contest the fucking payload
>near the end
>die while defending the payload
>think it's okay, 4 teammates still alive
>come back to life, payload is moving
>use jets to get there faster
>there's one fucking Zarya on the payload and all my teammates are just fucking shooting at it instead of trying to contest
>"HOLY SHIT, DON'T JUST SHOOT AT IT, FUCKING CONTEST IT"
>manage to get there just in time to contest it
>"fuck you man you suck"
>"yeah muted that fuck"
>we manage to win
>top objective time
>top objective eliminations
>top eliminations
>second damage
>as fucking D.va
Why do these people exist? This is like playing a game of Risk with friends, going to the bathroom, coming back to see them sticking figurines up their assholes and then getting angry at you when you ask them what the fuck they're doing. How can you be this incompetent? Or is it that what they're actually after are the pretty moving pictures? So they don't fucking care about the game?
>>145203581
>NUTT.webm
>not mei's tits.webm
She's prime breeding material
>>145203490
>webm for ants
>688KB
Why? Might as well let it use the full 3MB and get decent quality.
>>145203498
Well, for starters, stop being a shitter and kill him.
>>145203312
it doesnt end. I got killed while getting out of spawn before on dorado
>Action(s) Taken:
>Account Silenced
>Violation: Abusive Chat
>Your fellow players reported you for abusive language multiple times.
>Due to these player reports, we have silenced your Overwatch account until 2016 June 12 21:33 UTC. For more information, please visit our Account Silence article.
Mommy someone said bad words on the internet
>>145203703
https://a.pomf.cat/fmurjm.webm
For you.
level 21 and still no legendary
>>145203531
No, lol
>>145203498
die if he's remotely good at bullying snipers, best case you get tossed off a perch a couple times and have your time wasted
>>145203581
>>145203703
Will admit, more mesmerized by the cleavage of Mei than the rocking tush of all dat booty.
My god though dat booty
>>145203703
I can't tell if her face is attractive to me or not but I kind of want to lick her teeth
>>145203190
is this real? was overwatch planned 18 years ago?
is that why dr76 is so old?
>>145203681
>this is considered an achievement
>>145203752
>>145203492
So no one knows?
>>145203640
Triage is the medic's discretion though.
>>145203805
shes fat
>>145203809
You'll likely get one soon, people seem to get their first in their twenties.
Rate my least played
>tfw a hero finally "clicks" with you
Had this happen with D.va earlier. I'm having too much fun now.
>>145203703
> She's prime breeding material
This. So much.Wouldn't mind putting a baby in that belly, holding those tits as she takes a ride/spoiler]
>>145203703
I'd still do her.I think she's padded though
>>145203895
how about you go to korea and play them?
how do you beat a Widow, McCree, Torb, Reinhardt, Mercy, Lucio team?
>be mercy
>shooting enemy McCree
>he dies from my headshots
>his body suddenly does a backflip and goes flying towards me
>nobody else was shooting him
The only reason I got killed right after was from laughing so hard at these physics.
>>145203694
i just had a volskaya attack where I gold 4 medals as D. Va. Really not sure if that says less of my team or the other team that got completely stomped
>Playing on Nepal
>Enemy team needs to make a big OT push or they lose
>Enemy Reaper is reaching into his trenchcoat to show us his edge
>Right as he starts spinning, his own team's Mei icewalls the point and cuts him off
>We wait for his ult to clear, easily mop up, and win the game
Why are Mei players universally retarded?
>>145203786
>Act like a complete child who can't control himself
>Adults find him annoying
>Get in trouble
>Go to 4chan to cry about it
>>145203980
Zarya or Reinhardt
I almost exclusively played Roadhog if we needed a tank but the others are pretty damn fun now too
>>145203703
Muh dick
>play beta
>never try genji
>release comes
>decide to try genji
>find out his deflection rocks
>can fuck up Bastion
>kill McCree and Reaper with their own ults
>wind up playing him for several hours
>now my most played on live, people think I'm a "genji main"
>no one knows I've played Reinhardt like four times as much
>>145203968
> never played the chinese ice mage
> never played the russian
> never played the swedish dwarf
You really hate cold, don't you?
I need a bigger FOV.
>>145204039
I guess I'd let her eat my ass.
>You have 5 seconds to argue why Pharah's mother isn't Sombra
You think Blizzard wouldn't put in an Old Lady Sniper?
>>145204087
just turn off the screen bruh
just walk away like damn
>>145203786
Does silenced just mean you can't talk in chat, or does it mean you're banned?
whats the worst map to play defense on?
>>145203805
THICCER
reminder that fat people should be beaten in the streets
>>145204172
If she is I hope they put in a skin where she looks normal/no mask.
Pharah the milf version.
>>145204087
this
>>145204172
How old is Widow supposed to be? Doesn't she ara ara in the japanese dub?
>>145204214
Cant talk in chat lmao.
people in this game get rused to ez.
>>145203805
>>145203703
>>145203581
More cleavage. I know she has a nice ass from the Samus cosplay, but her tits deserve the spotlight.
>>145204182
Says the one raging in a video game then raging about how he got muted for raging
>>145203581
>>145203581
>>145204039
>The same cheap pre-printed zentai suit you can get anywhere
>Literal closet cosplay with a quickly thrown-together gun
>Reaper on the edge of the shot is ignored because she doesn't post lewds
>>145203809
>level 14 and 2 legendary skins
Fuck I posted in the wrong general.
Is it possible to git gud with Symmetrical Curry Woman on offense? Or is she a forever mediocre defensive hero?
Also why did they nerf her shield?
>>145203640
maybe if they're a real doctor or in the army
she's a psychopath that heals other mercenaries for money/to prolong their suffering because she enjoys it
>Playing Roadhog
>On fire all match
>Hooking people the second I see them
>One shtgun blast and a melee to completely melt nearly the whole cast or leave them with hardly any hp for an easy second fire to kill.
>few games later
>still have great hook accuracy
>No matter what I do people wont die when they are hooked
>Hooking the enemy teams Pharah, Mercy, and Symmetra multiple times only to have them run away after a shot/melee combo with half health
What the fuck?
>>145204349
Her face got nerfed pretty hard
>>145203786
>MOOOOOOOM, I SAID NIGGER ON THAT VIDEO GAME AND NOW THEY WON'T LET ME DO IT ANYMORE
Draw some oc
Fuck the cold. Anything less than 10 degrees is horrible
>>145203274
Young punks... Get off my lawn!
>>145204349
>face
Thanks for wasting my time
>"mei is T H I C C"
>I typically fill for whatever Hero my team needs
>Get into game
>Someone picks Lucio
>"Thank god, I can play someone other than Mercy/Lucio this game"
>Their first death they switch to Genji on defense
Can we just instaban these players?
>>145204383
Symmetra can be fucking powerful if you play her right.
>>145204348
wasnt even raging.
i would just say "ez" after a game or some variation of "shite on"
>>145203809
didnt get my first one until level 40
>ITS HIGH NOON
>point my shield at his general direction
>he's holding it til I drop it
>starts to back up behind a corner
>immediately comes back around because he thinks I magically forgot about him
>>145204356
>female Reaper
Just glad she's not lewd. I like Reaper because he's not a fucking waifu
>>145204349
OH GOD, NOT THE FACE!
>>145204495
>dindu nuffin im a good keed
>>145204405
I actually feel bad for her. She's not even that bad looking, but damn is she going to hear the "butterface" shit now.
I want to start playing D.Va
Prime me on the basics of K-pop. I'm gonna need this for my journey. I only know "Gee Gee Gee".
Give them to me Neo-learning-kungfu style.
>>145203390
>armor is made of elastic
>>145204402
>maybe if they're a real doctor
>punch someone as Pharah
>she calls dead person a cretin
Why is Pharah so fucking rude.
>>145204383
It's a gimmick, it requires your team be able to have really good sustain and only get picked off one at a time pretty much. It's similar to the "killdozer" with bastion/torbjorn + shields on the payload
It can work but it's also fairly easily countered.
>>145203494
>>145204383
Her teleport is a boon to a team attacking the final point. Just try to finish off enemies that are distracted by your teammates with your M1 and be tricky with your sentries.
>>145203817
nice response fag lol
>it's a "everyone on your team keeps dying except you, but you can't stop a push as Lucio" episode
>went from 0 minutes on mercy to my 3rd most played in a few days
i got so tired of god awful mercy players just sitting there with heal beam and never making risky ult plays
>hear " It's High Noon"
>think oh shit I gotta get behind cover where is-
>"Aargh!"
Why do people keep trying to ult right in front of people?
>>145204383
Because shield health is strong. It's on top of your regular health and it regenerates on its own, meaning it allows characters to take chip damage, take cover and then recover it. Never mind that for most characters, it's a 10%+ max health increase. Also, it's super easy to put on allies.
>>145203034
>mfw I'm going to intentionally do a bad job of healing as Mercy so people will verbally abuse me in chat
>>145204349
What counters McCree? Soldier 76 and Zarya?
>>145203072
>blizzard so committed to forced 50% they mess with the damage/healing numbers of good players
justify this, blizztards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGrMQhowWIQ
time for dank memes and easy (You)s
>>145204641
>it's a "their mercy has been rezzing people every 30 seconds and no one can kill her" episode
>got raindancer and mission completed for Pharah today
Best i could have wished for, thanks RNG jesus.
>faggot Rein calls me a shitter because i was flanking to deny their Widow and the members in charge of pushing the cart were getting dicked by a solo Pharah somehow
>challenge him to a 1x1 as m1 Mcree, 76 or Tracer
>"dude you're like a cod kid"
>"this game has 21 heros"
>"it's a team game"
>is probably a scrublord that plays easy mode tanks/healers to avoid the pressure and responsability
For fuck sake, you little bitch, don't call anyone a shitter and then go full beta cuckold mode when they dare you to show how big your dick is. If you're not good at a single hitscan 1v1, then you're bad at this game, period.
>>145204402
>>145204573
Fucking hell
>>145204478
Tell this guy to get some proper back support, christ.
>>145204641
>you can't stop a push as Lucio
How do you guys fight the urge to call your teammates retards? This game is making me more angry than league ever did.
>>145204043
>this meme again
>justin bieber is bad
>LETS SEE YOU DO BETTER
>x game is shit
>LETS SEE YOU DO BETTER
>>145204569
k-pop is trash
>>145204663
>Highest recorded healing
>9.9k
>Average
>Below 6k
you are but a child
You are on the righteous path though. Keep going.
>>145203072
I keep getting this error when I post, anyone else?
Is blizzard censoring it?
>>145204732
>mfw thats me
>team getting shit on by double snipers and the flankers fail to flank and the roadhog fails to reinhardt
i just wanna heal people
>>145204525
>IT'S HIGH NOON
>a Genji comes up to me deflecting
>waste my ult just to kill him as soon as it drops
Worth it
>>145204782
>league-babby
just go back please
>>145204735
>>145204735
You do sound like a cod kid
And a frustrated one at that
Fuck right off
>>145204812
That little float she does is super cute.
>>145204782
Try being an adult
>>145204782
>fighting the urge
oh but I do call them retards
>>145204735
But hes right lmao. It isnt like 1v1 in CSGO
Tracer v Tracer will never end because blink meme, mccree is literally just whos connection is better, and 76 will be mashing adad hoping you shot first
Youre dumb
''I'll only heal if you give me compliments''
ok which one of you fucks was this gay ass mercy
What's the most useless hero in the game right now?
>>145204787
you can't say that something isn't an achievement or noteworthy, then turn around and say you can't do it because it's too difficult
you are evidence against your own argument
>>145204934
Hahahahahaha
>>145204957
D.Va
>>145204957
DVa
>>145204663
>mfw I did the same but with Lucio
i like winning more than having fun
>>145204735
kill yourself and your family, faggot
>>145204957
Zen/Sym/Mei
>>145204704
>>145204547
>>145204469
>>145204405
>>145204349
>Look like woman in your late 30s
>Cosplay as young girl
for what reason
>>145204957
Dva, have you even been reading the general
>>145204190
That's a lot of unfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>>145204349
looks more like the loo witch
>>145204957
>>145204957
Genji
Quick post Mercy!
>>145204957
Pharah and Reaper.
>>145203236
Would have needed that last week, but thanks
>>145205020
butwait there's more
>those people on the blizzard forums tinfoil hatting about your damage decreasing and damage taken increasing when you get above 50%
This is ridiculously pathetic, "everyone is stupid but me" "I deserved to win" kind of people should just quit the game right now and rid us of their stupidity and ego
>>145204957
Mei and Zenyatta
>>145205072
>implying Reaper won't become the new meta 100%+ pick after McCree is nerfed
TIME
TO
REAP
>>145205057
>>145204735
>challenge him to a 1x1 as m1 Mcree, 76 or Tracer
You're already retarded. You could've just called the Reinhardt some passive aggressive insult, but instead you went full on Xbox Live mode.
>>145204973
Just because someone can't do something doesnt mean anyone that can did an achievement. This logic is retarded. He never said he was better or he could, he simply said it wasn't an achievement to do something. I'm trash at the game and probably couldnt get out of bronze or whatever the lowest rank is, doesnt mean getting out of it is an achievement or good at all.
>>145205129she has nudes
>>145204485
People who pick support and then switch without telling anyone when there's no other support should get flogged.
>tfw half the cast gets BTFO at high MMR
>mei, bastion, lucio, hanzo, tracer reaper, symmetra, and winston are usless in 90% of situations
honestly this sucks
Does Hanzo's ult have a range?
>>145204478
>printing pictures out and posting them on your wall
What the absolute fuck
>>145204912
I'm 33 years old though
>>145204326
>Japanese dub
hue.
>>145205186
>Winston
>Tracer
>Lucio
>useless at high MMR
I don't think you're actually at high MMR.
>>145205198
COPE
O
P
E
>>145204293
Would be great
>>145205186
>anyone on this list except Bastion and Mei
Help
I forgot to start ShadowPlay when I opened OW and I don't want to quit cause I have a good highlight I want to record
How do I record it.
>>145204934
>Moms
well?
>>145205186
>high MMR
>in forced 50
>only names characters that nobody but shitters would think suck
Ever heard the saying "look within"?
>>145205323
OBS
>>145204732
>finally make a great push on last point Anubis
>their Mercy rezzes them every 30 sconds
>she gets PoTG obviously
>her standing right near spawn with full ult, waiting til everyone dies
People made some really great plays that match too. Shame the guaranteed Mercy PoTG was shit.
Read your own post for once in your life.
>>145205129
StopThe ice can only get so hard
>tfw you look around and realize you're the only one on your team left alive on the point
>>145205265
>>145205319
All of those heros become useless when you have people playing Genjis and Widows that can blow your brains out every time you peek your head out.
Even as Symmetra your portal is going to be gone every time you put it up because a Genji or 76 hunts it down
>>145204741
im sure heads of surgery routinely fly around the world to shove their healsticks up people's asses so they can push a cart
>>145204957
D.va and Zenyatta. I really want to play as them, but get shredded to pieces the moment I step out into the open. Hopefully the buff D.va's getting makes her less of a minor annoyance shooting you with her pellet gun and more into an actual tank.
>>145205362
How much money do people throw into cosplaying
>>145205198
Let me guess, we're Blizzdrones for thinking Overwatch is superior to Battlestillborn?
>>145205172it's a blue board and I'm a law abiding citizen
>>145205362
Kill the Tracer for disgacring my waifu like that
Fuck the Reaper
Marry the Mercy
>>145204478
Still 'mirin that wall scroll to be desu
>>145205362
The Reaper is the only decent one of the bunch. Kill the other two, compliment the Reaper.
>>145205362
f reaper
m mercy
k tracer
post more dva.
>>145203882
http://www.sonsofthestorm.com/report_soldier76.html
>>145205440
>tfw your top half hol's up but the rest keeps going
>>145204875
>>145204883
>>145204930
>>145205000
>>145205156
t. shitters that blogpost about bad teammates but pussy out with lame excuses when challenged to prove he is not one of the baddies on his teamDM skill isn't everything, specially in this game, but if you're going to call someone a shitter, you damn better have some good aiming instead of going full fedora muh game sense me skill and ulti good timing. I also very rarely challenge stupid kids, but the matchmaking trolled me hard today, so i wanted to vent off some frustration by shitting down on some deluded kid's throat
PS: nice trips
>>145204703
That's a dumb idea and I hate you
>>145205586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnQdHlPpzjo
>why the fuck are junkrats so good
>pick junkrat
>literally fire in the direction enemies are in
>get kills and assists like crazy
This is the stupidest thing.
>>145204478
>this fucker has a lava lamp
>>145205425
Zenyatta is so in tune with technology that he understand it all, but doesn't show emotion. Everyone else is completely lost as to what is going on
>>145205362
edgelord and queen elizibeth need to swap costumes
>>145205603
t. fedora preteen edgelord supreme
>>145205649
Yeah Junkrat is boring as fuck. Pretty sure anyone who plays him is braindead
>>145204805
i actually almost have more offensive assists than defensive ones, i find a good damage boost to get some good damage upfront and then letting people die to rez them is better than just holding down M1
although every once in awhile i just want to go back to damage
>damage boost a 76 for 3 whole magazines
>he doesn't hit literally anything the entire time with 75 bullets and 2 helix rockets
>>145205152
>>145205718
It's like demoman but fun what are you on about
>>145205603
>I also very rarely challenge stupid kids, but the matchmaking trolled me hard today, so i wanted to vent off some frustration by shitting down on some deluded kid's throat
Damn, guess I was wrong. I wouldn't want to 1v1 a tough frogposter like you
>>145205425
Get good. It's easy to pubstomp with D.Va. Can't wait for the buffs so I can pubstomp even harder
Pro tip: Get really close to the enemy and shoot them until they die
>>145205406
Me every time I play Torbjorn.
It's situations like those I save molten core for.
>Make a cowboy that looks like John Marston
>Even give him John Marstons "Dead eye" as an Ult
Blizzard needs to get sued again
How to deal with Bastion, Mercy, Reinhart, 2 Torbs, and Widowmaker on Defense for Numbani?
Shits retarded.
>>145205716
>>145205791
>my teammates are bad thanks to forced 50, i'm very skilled, i swear
>>145205863
Self destruct
>>145205871
Nice reaction image.
>pick torbjörn
>go on a 20 player killstreak by putting a turret in front of my team then hide somewhere
this is retarded.
>>145205425
Zen is really only good when you are coordinating with a team. I spent one match just coordinating with a tracer to hit those I orbed and it worked out wonderfully.
>>145205406
>tfw I'm lucio and I just tap A D and jump over and over until my team arrive again because shitters can't hit me
>there will never be an Overwatch Randomizer server
>>145205919
They're both horrible people
>>145205172http://imgur.com/a/JtNiaReally because all I can find is this and other than that last image I can't even tell it's her
http://imgur.com/a/JtNia
>>145204478
>That posture
If he went on a diet he could suck his own dick.
