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Junkrat and Roadhog edition

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>>145193756

you fucking wot
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Overwatch is
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>>145194948
stupid
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Jesse McCree! What kind of sense of humour do you think Jesse McCree has? I bet he's a pretty funny guy, I know I always laugh at being skillfully taken out by the best overwatch character. I want Jesse to whisper jokes in my ear while rubbing that long hard gun against me. What kind of jokes you ask? Here are five fun jokes about Jesse McCree!

1. What's McCree's favorite pokemon?
Linoone!
2. What do you get when you cross McCree and Reaper?
Die noon!
3. When is McCree's paper due?
By noon!
6. McCree!
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>Hook someone
>After they are pulled they simply walk away
Okay then
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>>145195191
Did you forget to
You know
shoot them?
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how do i play a support that isnt lucio without dying all the time

i dont understand
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>>145195610
hope your teammates know how to protect you
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I have 1000 gold what skin should i buy?
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>>145195790
goth zarya
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>>145195790
Don't listen to >>145198698
get industrial Zarya
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>Enemy team goes 6 zenyatta.
>Go widow maker and shit all over their fun
>mfw they all switched
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>>145193530
shit op
kys
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Clownfuckers please go.
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>>145203249
woop woop u mad?
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>>145195191
>hook through ceilings and walls
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Is it possible to git gud with Symmetrical Curry Woman on offense? Or is she a forever mediocre defensive hero?

Also why did they nerf her shield?
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>>145203923
she can work on any offense long as your team is dominating. if your teleporter isnt getting destroyed immediately it's like having a mercy ult for the first 6 people to die, but as they die. again, you have to be winning, which kinda defeats the purpose all together. though the final pushes on most payloads are infinitely easier with a teleporter.
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fuck off shill
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When are they going to patch out forced fiddy? This is getting really tiring since it doesn't actually matter what I do.
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Would you be embarrassed if you got potg ko'd by a 40 year old woman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06dexCxwMcY
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>>145203923
Lucio is literally the only worthwhile support playing right now since the other three require your team to not be completely fucking retarded. With Lucio you can just passively support while shooting shit.
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>>145205078
>junkrat
who cares?
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What does Lucio say that sounds like "This payload is FUCKED"????
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>>145208789
"This payload is BUMPIN'!"
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>>145209056
Thanks mate
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>tfw grandpa doesnt make you biotic field for supper
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Man, I just wish pubs would be better at playing. Half, if not all of my games are built on training wheels. I'm getting tired of tryharding for >leaderboards yet only having like 12 hours into the game
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>>145194948
unplayable on PS4 because the players are fucking retarded.
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What can he do that tracer does not do better?
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>>145210608
Vertical Mobility
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Is there a different thread? This one is so dead
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>>145211525
yes
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>>145211525
Overwatch is a dead game m8
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>>145201013
>Go widow maker and shit all over their fun

Fixed your post.
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>>145195610
As Mercy just zip around using your shift and remember that your beam remains for 2 sec even if you break out of sight, so you can duck in and out of cover.
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>someone starts shittalking
>oh, it's a mcree "main"
Surprise, surprise.
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>>145210608
What that other guy said. Also countering Bastion and Torb as well as making teamkills with his ult.
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Reminder that a company worth over $2 billion thought a turret with infinite range, perfect accuracy, and high damage was a good idea.
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>traveling to Nepal
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>>145195191
>hook tracer
>she ends up behind me
why does this keep happening?
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>>145212865
I've always found Tracer mains to be the most cocky.
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Imagine choking Tracer out from behind
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mei nerf when
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>still bumping and linking a 4 hour old duplicate thread
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>>145213012
translation please
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>>145212910
Genji does a lot better against turrets than Tracer without ult, but he's not nearly as great at them as Bastion since deflect does piddly damage. He's good at taking them out with shurikens though.
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man these threads are really comfy
it'll be really sad to see this general die whenever BATTLEBORN GETS ITS FIRST MAJOR UPDATE BABYYYYYYYY
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>>145209470
play more, you'll escape the braindead level <10s and you'll enjoy it more
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Reminder this game is so unbalanced it'll never be ESL ready.
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>game set in the future
>has tons of countries represented
>the only African country in the game is fictional
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I only play solo because I have absolutely no friends whatsoever
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>>145213075
My friend was complaining about this last night.

Are tracers just mashing their teleport key when they get hooked or is it a bug?
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>>145213145
He really wanted everyone to see his shit image filename
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>>145212940
i feel like this is pasta but its damage is awful
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>>145213161
I keep forgetting that's a real game and not just a meme
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>zenyatta is bad

my favorite meme
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>>145212795
>cheaters talking about whats fair
wew
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Ooppps accidentally told my whole friend list I am am a girl gamrr lol now they all give me attention and no I don't have a mic! ^^ so stop asking! tehe
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>S76 gets announced
>I think he looks like boring generic COD shit
>After playing the game for a few weeks now I see him as a lovable old grandpa clint eastwood and love him
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>no damage
>melts in seconds
>slow as fuck
>ult takes forever to charge
>ult also does literally nothing

how the fuck did D.Va even get shipped out the door like this?
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>>145213151
ching chong give mei your dong
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>pick Mei
>do everything in my power to sabotage my teammates
>still win the game 50% of the time
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BEST SHIP
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>>145213292
D.va's only job for now is to make a better distraction, but Winston does this perfectly anyway.
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>people believe that Blizz actually fucks with damage numbers to achieve forced 50

Why is this game's community so awful
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>the only american characters are cowboy, calladooty, and school shooter

wow
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>>145213260
As long as Widowmaker exists in her current form, he is.
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>>145213291
>Soldier 76 is old clint eastwood
>McRee is young clint eastwood

>yet no John Wayne character
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>>145213292
you see you need to play listening to lil yachty
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>>145213292
She does damage, just only at the range where anyone who can crit does twice the damage back to her.

Also I have no idea why her ult charge is so long, especially considering you can't charge it directly while in Zero Suit. If you're going to make it absurdly counterable, at least make it usable often to make up for it.
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>it's going to take blizzard over a month just to reduce widowmakers damage a bit

Make it stop.
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>>145213350
>You... still our Hero Jack

How barbaric
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>>145213128
After every other hero get's nerfed.
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>All those gold and white skins
>All those black and gold skins
Thanks blizz.
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Wow, I thought I saw a very sudden drop in aimbots. No wonder.

Fuck those people, I hope everyone who cheated got a permaban and is short 40 bucks + the money they spent on boxes.
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>>145213216
Where do you think the place with the pyramids is set exactly?
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>>145213418
76 reminds me more of Bruce Willis than old clint
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>>145213410
lucio is american

oh did you mean north american?
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>>145213398
is this what the kids these days are thinking?
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>>145213398
Only retard think that something like this happens.

But the forced 50% is real.
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>>145213151
RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>double mccree on enemy team
>every game

can't wait for those nerfs senpai
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>>145213521
A lot of them are down more than that because they rebought the game and were banned again because it's a hardware ban
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>>145213341
>>145213250
yknow I'm actually happy to see that you guys aren't dead or anything
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>>145213151
Something about the pleasure of being cummed inside.
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>>145213012
>>145213151
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>>145213410
>only american characters in tf2 were 50s paper boy and retarded war veteran

>>145213527
the middle east (egypt doesnt have black people ya dumb)
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delete widowmaker
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>>145213410
Are you actually upset about getting three characters?
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>mfw Reaper and controlling a choke point
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I want to have sexual intercourse with D.Va
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>>145213521
Man, I saw this twitchy fucking soldier and just assumed he could get a shit ton of head shots on my as tracer from a distance going up/down stairs. And I gave him the benefit of a doubt.
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>attack on dorado
>no support so decide to fill with mercy
>realize we have two snipers (hanzo and widow)
>pharah disappearing off to bumfuck wherever
>welp, gonna stick with the zarya
>zarya has no situational awareness and leaves me to die to the mei that flanks every single time
>the genji that filled the last slot decides to switch heroes
>to another widow
>Would you like to leave the game?
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>>145213637
all you have to do is add my battlenet account

I have been playing hearthstone on my phone at work even when I dont have time to shitpost
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>>145213669
>forgetting engineer
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>join match
>on defense in Anubis
>no one is picking, get Hanzo
>like 5 seconds later, someone picks widow
>"meh, it's fine, two snipers on defense"
>someone picks a second Hanzo
>call them idiots and switch to reaper
>the hanzo switches to reaper
>keeps switching to the hero I pick to purposefully fuck up our team comp
>just run in circles in spawn until we lose
>he and his buttbuddy get mad at me and report me
>starts stalking me and spectating my games

How do you even do that last one though?
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I got Hayseed in a box ages ago, but I'm thinking Junkrat's base model is the best. Should I get Jailbird or Toasted? I can't decide.
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>>145213618
you sure? blizz normally just do license bans. thatd be hilarious if its true
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>>145213472
>sniper that onehits on bodyshots
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
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>>145213618
>Thanks for the 40 bucks
>You're still banned though
>Hope the aimbot was worth it asshole, shoulda just played Soldier 76
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>>145213593
>Double Cree, Widow, Junkrat and Lucio in every single match

It's not like I wanted to have fun or anything.
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>>145212865

>bodyshotter widow with the bantz

Can't wait for the 150 dps at any range that barely requires any aim to be nerfed so they'll have to actually get often enough headshots to be impactful.
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>>145213669
Egypt is in Africa regardless of the demographics of the populace.
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>>145213779
>sniper
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
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>>145213709
go back to your containment general
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>>145213760
Toasted.
Become the Kindled Junkrat.
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>>145213760
R63 Junkrat is the best R63 in my opinion.
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>>145213738
who's that?
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>>145213764
its widely documented and true
blizzard said that both in the NA and CN forums that cheating gets the players computer flagged and killed from ever playing overwatch again.
Maybe email and creditcard flags too
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Can someone explain to me why people bought hacks for a game that doesn't require you to have good aim to do well? I just don't understand the mindset of cheaters.
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>>145213760
junkrat should've been a girl.
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Does the payload actually move faster with 3 people on it or is the HUD just trying to trick me with those 3 arrows? It feels like it's the same speed regardless.
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>>145213779
>Sniper that can fire twice rapidly and swap to a full auto rifle with no cooldown
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>>145213760
toasted
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>>145213779
She needs to be removed from the game. Both good and shit Widows make the game absolutely unfun. Hanzos at least RYUU GA WAGADUGU MAZDA KARATE in the general direction of enemy team, hitting something or making way for actually competent people.
Shitter Windowlickers do fucking nothing outside of providing wallhacks every 2 minutes.
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How much are skins refunding?
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>>145213208
English Second Language?
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>>145213521
Is this why I keep seeing Widows which just vaguely aim in the targets direction and as soon as they fire it suddenly snaps to them?
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>tracer zoops past everyone
>dies
>>dude where the FUCK is my TEAM??
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>>145213937
>It feels like it's the same speed regardless.

You have to be blind or something, it's clearly faster at 3 than with only 1. It maxes out at 3, though.
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>>145213937
yes, it has 3 speeds.
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>>145213937
Yeah I think it remains the same speed regardless. The number I think is just to let you know how many enemies are there.
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>>145212940
Assuming you're talking about Toblerone's turrets, the range isn't infinite, it's apparently "40 metres".

The problem is that it seems like most of the levels rarely have areas with a line of sight greater than that, and if they do, it's never in a position you'd put a turret.

I think the best way to adjust the turrets would be to give them a lock on time or take time to pivot, so they can't just instantly snap around 180 degrees and start shooting you.
Possibly adding a critbox on the back of the turret would be good, like Bastion gets in his sentry mode, it'd encourage people to actually try to get up to the turret instead of everybody just trying to snipe it.
Also damage falloff.
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>>145214007
you can't refund a skin mate
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Pharrah is best girl
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>>145213937
Yes, it moves slightly faster with 3 people on it, though it can be barely noticable, especially if its being contested constantly.
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>>145213937
it moves faster
it's pretty obvious if you look at the bar on the top of your screen
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>>145213937
I recall seeing that payload move pretty damn fast when 5 people are pushing it, but it's been a while since I've seen since no one actually likes doing the objective.
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>those games where no matter what you do or try you just get shit on
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>>145214080
Or you could just get fucking good and shoot it down easily with literally any character that can do damage past short range or put a Reinhardt shield in front of it and watch as it becomes utterly useless.
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>>145213997
Eh I kinda agree. Having only a hanzo would be more fun. He's more difficult to play too (apart from his free multikill ulti).
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>>145214104
>tfw no egyptian goddess to worship
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>>145213937
Moves faster, you're still better off keeping one person contesting it while the rest are fanned out to engage at their optimal range.
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>>145213913
Statistically, there has to be a population of people that retarded; even more retarded than McCree players.
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>>145213894
ha
hahaha
why would you even aimbot in a game whose entire premise is to aim and shoot at other players
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>>145214034
>whole team bunched up together
>suddenly see a tracer making a bee-line right into the middle of your team
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>mfw I'm the only one escorting the payload again
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>>145213117
She can just do the time thing and bloop right back behind you.

She's now choking you going "'allo thr' guvnah love bingley bong!"
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god I'm from Indiana and just want Jack to end up happy with a pure Aryan goddess...
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>get to a KotH map
>look at enemy team
>level 14 hanzo

At this moment I already knew we had won even if we had a token level 20ish player as well. Hanzo shitters are without a doubt the most useless shitters.
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>Play with someone I know in voice comms
>He thinks he is far better than actually is and rages constantly
>It affects me too and I also get mad at things
>Know this happens and stopped playing with him despite his tries to guilt trip me and ad hominem
>Become zen and haven't gotten mad since

Have you dropped toxic people from your life?
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>>145214241
why can't you just have fun and play team deathmatch like Chad does?
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>>145214241
>When you and your whole team (except one obviously) are a mile ahead of the payload because you're shitting on the enemy that hard
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Anyone else from EU having lags?
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you have 10 seconds to explain why the other 2 supports can't be like lucio
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>>145214285
>She's now choking you going "'allo thr' guvnah love bingley bong!"
but there's a trap right behind me, mate
nice job
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>>145208360
I use the Windows 10 recording feature for highlights, works pretty well

You'll probably want something else for recording full length games though, but It's not something I'm personally interested in doing due to the FPS loss (muh 144 frames)
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>this damage handicap thread on blizzard forum
This is going beyond a bait thread, are people actually this retarded?
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>>145214312
>he never had a shit widowmaker on his team
>never showing on kill feed
>never doing anything useful
>dying to torb turrets
>dying to everything all the time
>doing fucking nothing all game
playing 5v6 is always fun, isn't it.
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>>145213618

That is fucking beautiful.

I mean who the fuck is so dedicated to cheating in a video game that they spend fucking money on it? And do it again and again? What's the point? And I mean really, what's the point? Why not just get a remote control, tape a piece of paper over a button which says "I win" and push it over and over again? It's the same fucking thing. It's a completely hollow victory. **And it's costing you money.**

You want to know what I think? I think these people don't have any siblings. They come from wealthy families (as exemplified by their complete disregard for the monetary cost of their idiotic endeavor) and have no notion of what success really means. They don't think success is something you earn, they think it's something they're owed by virtue of their birth. That is why they do that. They have the money to afford to do it over and over again and they think them winning is what matters, regardless of how they did it. It doesn't matter how they do it, because success isn't something which is earned. It's something which is owed to them. This is why they get so mad for getting banned for cheating. They have a right to win! How dare the devs deny them the success they're owed?

And this is why I have zero fucking respect for them.

Also, there's probably like 5% of them who are pathological sociopaths doing it solely to make other people miserable.
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>>145214320
I'm the toxic player and need to play with friends in order to chill.
Playing with randoms I always tilt super easily, but with friends the exact same shit is just funny.
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>>145214438
It's hard to wallride with no skates
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>>145214320
>used to get mad at game
>become zen and enjoy game more than ever
>random friend i infected with my rage now never plays with me anymore
couldn't care less to be honest
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>5 "Tank Heroes"
>The only one that does anything even remotely resembling this job is Reinhardt
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>>145213398
Tf2fags, dotafags and waifufags.

Just really cancerous those two, dunno why.
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>>145214438
mercy and zen having speed boosts? ok

diversity in heroes, mercy is mobile and zen is more of a game changer but i will agree lucio does both, he just has like piss damage
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>>145214320
>DotA 2 with roommate
>he's playing in the other room
>he's probably getting shit on by the enemy
>he walks all the way over to my room to bitch
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>Winston on Hollywood Attack
>Team get stuck at Point A forever
>Go Winston and cause chaos, works, yay!
>Basically every death is to McRree
>Watch Kill Cam
>He doesn't even Right-Click UNLESS he's got Flashbang off
>Literally runs around in circles throughout game, refusing to ever fire unless Flashbang is off cooldown

This isn't even an isolated fucking incident. I cannot wait until he's nerfed. I may be able to actually fucking play my aesthetically designed favourite without feeling like scum.

Yes I'm so butthurt I wrote this twice.
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>>145214185
I bet you're very short.
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>WP:G
>defenders are 3 bastion, mccree, hanzo and sym
>entire team doesn't know how to counter
I'm sorry but I had to leave. I'm not doing the countering myself
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>>145213779
Class based mechanics.

One class is in fact weaker than the other, learn how to counter and actually get friends so you don't get wrect by lone wolf fagolios.
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>>145214232

Ask that to the people who've done this forever since the first aimbots appeared in the original Counterstrike era.
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>play toblerone
>leaving the base
>running behind mei and widowmaker so long that I forget to build turrets

Still won but jesus fucking christ...
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>>145213521
I noticed that I'm having less problems now with widows.
Thank fuck these shitters got caught out
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>>145214469
Where do you think the overwatch playerbase are on this graph?

It's not their fault they lose, 2 weeks in they're already masters of the game. It's Blizzard conspiring to fuck them out of wins!
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>>145214557
Just make him waste his flashbang on your shield.
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>>145214320
oh fuck this hits me
the only games i can play with him are casual-ish games like terraria
i always try to find something happy for him or reason his anger whenever he gets mad, but it rarely works out

it's a shame, he's a really swell dude, but he shouldn't play competitive games
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>>145214543

not dying when getting looked at would be great
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>Playing with group of friends
>they all constantly bitch and get salty (even if we're winning)
>Never really get mad at video games so don't talk and just feel awkward
what
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>>145213398
Who actually said that? I wouldn't doubt there's someone that delusional I just haven't seen them.
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>>145214469
Best part is that people calling it retarded are getting down voted instantly
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>>145214735
if you just start singing when they bitch it won't ever happen

they'll just start breaking out into song instead
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i primarily play Tracer and Widowmaker, but i never double pick and i play whatever role is required of the team

if someone else double picks after i pick Widow, i always change role cause i don't like arguing with autists

we're not all cancerous teenagers
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>>145214680

That was the issue. A lot of people were saying Widow is OP.

No, she isn't. It's just that she's a cheater magnet.
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>>145214739
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745115328
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>>145214651
Once again ONEHIT BODYSHOTS.
With aiming being easy as shit, this is a problem.
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>>145214596
And I bet you're a Tracer main.
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>>145214483
A shit widow would at least give us vision every now and then. I will take her over hanzo any day. Not to mention in my experience hanzofags are far more plentiful.
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>>145213913
>people who deliberately exploit bugs in the level design

How is it fun to put Symmetra's faggot turrets inside a wall so nobody can shoot them?

I kind of understand doing it to be an epic troll, but how is it fun?
At least with an aimbot you are giving some people the illusion you are good at the game, exploiting bugs that everybody knows about just makes you look like a cunt.
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>>145214739
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745115328?page=1
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>>145214823
Widow's OP because of her retarded semi-automatic shots. You can fuck up a headshot and so long as your last one was charged just tap left-click and finish them off.

Baby's first sniper. You messed up? Don't worry honey, you got him! Well done!
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>play Reinhardt cause no tank
>your whole team just runs around aimlessly while the damage boosted bastion sits on the payload shooting my shield to death in 3 seconds flat


ebinnnnn
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>someone picks Tracer on Defense
>entire team gives him shit over it
>he finally caves and switches
>to Genji

Fuck these people
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>>145214496

Guess it's hard to understand what success means when you're born with a silver spoon in your mouth.
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>>145214916
Even a super garbage Hanzo can fire his ult in the correct direction, which either kills someone or just clears the way, and will have some uptime on his wallhack arrows.
Shit Widow will get her ult every 2 minutes or so, making it absolutely fucking useless in the long run.
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>>145215010
But Tracer is literally better on Defense than on Attack.
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>>145214858
>>145214928
wat
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>>145209520
>playing on console
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>>145215010
>tfw your this guy
Offense for life
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>people think McREEEE nerf will stop him from 1-shotting 200HP heroes
keep dreaming guys
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>>145214691
>someone proves that forced 50% is real using facts and logic
>they must be bad because of this thing i looked up on wikipedia

how much is blizz paying you my dude
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>>145214676
>tfw none of the legendary skins accentuate her ass

Damn shame, I use the shiny and chrome gold one
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>>145214895
lol no

I mainMei
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>>145215010
>it's an attack Toblerone
>pick Bernd and shield his turret on the payload
>finish map in 2 minutes
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>>145214721
It's just not worth it to deal with something like that.
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>>145213350
>>145210837
>>145209460
>>145210917
So the three most popular ships for Mercy are as followed:

Mercy x Pharah

Mercy x 76

Mercy x Genji

Sorry Mercy x Reaper shippers but you are severely beaten out by the three above based on content floating around.

More importantly I can see myself liking all these ships too.
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>>145214993
Such is life for Reinhardt.
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>>145215010
I happen to pick genji in def when the enemy mccree is starting to feel too much like home
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>>145215010

>not wanting an assassin to get behind the enemy team and pick off their squishies

The only character who should never be played in a specific situation is Torbjorn on attack. And he's still good if it's Nepal or Yijiang Tower.
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>>145215091
When are we getting a qt girl (male) character?
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What if Zenyatta could hold his RMB charged up until you release the button.
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>>145214496
Nah its more that most people hate loosing.

And some people can't have fun in video games if theres any stakes in, I know it sounds crazy but I have known people like that. Fucker literally would spend more time looking for cheats and hacks and mods than play the game.
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>>145214178
those tits are terrible pls stop posting them
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>>145209520
>console

top
kek
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>>145215178
>Mercy x Genji

Why is this a thing?
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>>145215136
Do you honestly

and seriously

believe Blizzard make players who are winning "too much" deal less and take more damage to keep winrates down

for fucking real
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>>145215178
They're all still cancer though
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>>145215135
That's exactly his job. The problem is melting tanks. Even ulting Winston barely survives his combo.
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>>145215178
she deserves pure Aryan children from the only hero who can give it
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>win every match I'm in from the start
>keep getting into matches where I load in and it's a defeat
Well, if this is how you force a 50 I'll go play a different game.
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For the edgy name list

FUN FACT: This level100 kid walked behind a Widowmaker- the Widow was standing completely still mind you, and had no idea he was there- fired 3 shots before she noticed she was hitting him, then the widow turned around and headshot him. It was pathetic tbqh...
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>>145215178
But Toblerone X Mercy is the only canon pairing.

They spent halloween together (Winston has a happy halloween picture from them in the animated short) and there's that other picture where the two are hanging out together.
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Mercy just said a really long german sentance that I have never heard before.
I have no idea what she said, but cool
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>>145215223
What if he could apply his harmony/discord orbs WHILE charging?
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>>145215208
soon hopefully
i would settle for a qt skin on junkrat though
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>enemy Reinhardts encounter each other
>they both drop whatever they're doing to duke it out, usually with a mutual charge

>enemy Genjis encounter each other
>they both fling one volley of shurikens at each other and run away
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>>145215350
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>>145215326
Honestly I wouldn't doubt it. I don't know what to believe though.
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>>145215091
>male demons
the fucking best
>>
Does someone has this pic of a cute anime girl looking at a screen and smiling, and in the second panel there is a close-up on her eyes looking like she is going to kill OP
many thanks
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>>145215374
Doesn't really change the fact that his RMB is a shitshow. If you could hold the orbs charged, you'd shut down your healing/damage boost, which is a fairly okay tradeoff.
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>>145193530
Is Hanzo's ultimate global?
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>>145214651

>150 damage each second
>easy as fuck to aim because extremely slow movement speed + console hitboxes on PC + scoped aiming
>no damage fall off, which was implement to Mcree because he used to be god tier on every range and outsnipe snipers
>widow is god tier on every range because of her retarded design, who would've fucking guessed from the developers of a MMO and a card game

Also you can't avoid Widowfunsucker on parties, you just make her more tolerable by having a decent one on your own stack so she can keep the enemy WM in check instead of going rampant because they're free, but in the end it's still a miserable game when everything revolves around her being alive or not, her position and her ultimate.
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Can we remove shippers and other degeneracy from these threads?
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>>145215384
>Weebs engaging in honorable Knight-on-Knight action

lmao
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>>145215223
Should allow him to cast his balls while charging like Hanzo can just change arrows however he wishes.
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>>145215359
>tfw just watched a POTG where the enemy Tracer went to kill our Widowmaker, whittled her health down to like 8 hp and Widow turned around and headshotted her
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>>145215136
Confirmation bias are not "facts and logic". Blizzard isn't forcing people to lose games. Most players hover around 50% because as you win games, you're paired against other, stronger players that also win a lot of games. You will lose some of these and be paired against weaker players. This is how MMR fucking works. You aren't being sabotaged by Blizzard, you're fighting against a mathematical inevitability.
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>>145215135
>>145215342

This. anyone playing a squishy crying because McCree's combo kills them should jump off a cliff.

I do wonder how they'll do it though. Reducing damage per shot would make him very weak for anything but grenade+fan the hammer.
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>>145215326
I don't know but yesterday I oneshot Lucio with one left click headshot and I could swear nobody damaged that fucker before.
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>>145215469
?????????
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>>145215384
don't tell me reinhardt duels aren't the best shit ever
and if you lose a duel, you do everything yo ucan to prove yourself, it's like an actual natural hierarchy and i fucking love it
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>>145215091
incubus
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>>145215359

haha I forgot the file brb killing myself
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How do I stop myself from raging, even when winning? This fucking game I tell you, I'm going to have a stroke at this rate.
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How do you stop tilting I want to play but I'm getting too mad at stupid bullshit
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>>145215178
>Mercy x Genji

How fucking disgusting, is nothing sacred?

Also, Mercy wishes to secure a future for white children. She's not a lesbian, Pharah is just a friend
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>>145215384
>implying Genjis don't just jump off away together a mile from the objective flinging shurikens until one dies
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>>145215384
I have to establish dominance over the other Reinhardt, that's just how it works.
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>>145215578
play brawl, be a trashcan with your fellow garbage disposals.
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>Play of the game: You as Reinhardt doing some COOL FUCKING SHIT
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>>145215559
let me explain it to you
its a succubus (trap)
do you get it now?
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>>145215525
>>145215469
Does it eventually fizzle?
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>>145215578
it's naturally incredibly infuriating, is there a way to disable killcam completely? i'm literally always 100% sure how i died annd i dont need to see their shit movement and mouse movement to know thajt they are fucking retarded

>>145215628
^
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>>145213117
>you will never choke Tracer, squeezing her tiny little neck
>she will never love every second of it
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>>145215223
Nigga can already dish out some decent damage for a support character.

Fuck no.
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>>145215504
"Forced Fifty" probably arises from an oversensitive MMR system that swings way too much for a single game, combined with the fact that they try to match games so quickly that one team could have wildly different MMRs while keeping the averages of both teams similar.

In which case Forced Fifty might as well be real.
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>>145215578
play zenyatta, become buddhist monk
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>>145215559
Incubi fuck things, succubi get fucked. It's literally in the name.
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>>145215710
literally among the options, cock gobbler
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>>145213527
Egypt might be situated in Africa but it's populated by sandniggers, not actual niggers.
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>>145215680
So it's an incubus (pretending to be a succubus)
Got it
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>>145215326
it's a far more reliable method than simply sticking them with shitter teammates because there are too many variables involved

a straight up damage/hp nerf to the most skilled players does more to ensure a constant 50% winrate
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>>145215384
Almost all hereoes will try and kill their doppelganger, it's just inevitable.
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