Posing as 3/10ths a team because everyone else was off at war at the time edition
Throwing up this thread to scout interest. It's been over a year since the great Chinese war of 355.
Many improvements and updates have been released. A bunch of old /arkg/ peeps are getting back together and reforming Oceania on a 5x server. This time we are playing on a dank map called the center
https://arkservers.net/server/75.98.36.106:27015
Basically, we are trying to be mercenaries this time around, but the goal is the same as before: live in a comfy sea base as godlike aquamen and launch raids on the surface world. Lewds and culture are promised to those who would once again answer the call.
We already have a base and everything, so drop on by.
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turrets are hands
posting because im not a faggot.
boat floats
squids when?
life is hard as an alpha
AquaLads in all their divine glory.
If I like Ark, hate the grind, and hate faggots, how will my experience with Aqualads be?
>>145182197
wonderful
theres a lot of weird butt stuff but you know
and this server basically eliminates the grind
"If I lost Bert, I would probably set myself on fire. l'll do it. Watch the news, I'll be there."
t. &ru
"I'm lactose intolerant, so fuck you."
t. Bert
>>145182669
In that case, somebody invite Mr. Lemons to the tribe please.
>>145184151
who?
Baryonyx when.
"You see this raptor right here? I'm going to fuck this raptor in the ass."
t. Giga "The Animal Loving Nigger" Trigger
when hell is full
>>145184382
The survivor I just made.
I bought this game a while back when it was still in it's early stages.
How much have they improved the performance since then?
The half-conscious young raptor-fu screams in pain as Bert takes his turn with her.
>>145185396
The center map gives a lot more fps than The island
>>145185238
Who are you though
Join or these harpies haunt your nightmares
Youre all gay - Trition
>>145188367
Totally new guy I'm guessing. Which would be alright since we're just comprised of the old guard of Oceanians thus far. Fresh faces can keep it interesting.
>>145190359
for you
-bob
This is what happens if you don't hydrate
>>145185132
>Hell is anti-skub
I KNEW IT
Barrel rolling alphas!
The old ArkG mascot El Blanco is still alive inside my obelisk.
Glorious level 28 rex from before taming effectiveness gave bonus levels.
I officially quit after almost a year of playing.
I'm tired of looking at a plastic game, with plastic animals walking around in circles, while I hit E a lot and left click rocks and trees to build square bases that look like cardboard.
Even the mods are boring.
>>145196015
Shit son, there's fun parts of Ark you need to partake in.
Last night we trashed a tribe for calling itself "Aquaturds" and threw some guy in prison for about an hour, then we handcuffed him, threw him in the ocean, and watched sharks eat him.
foxen when?
Also we still have our pagan Aqualad rituals. Here's Giga attempting to open a portal to Hades through blood sacrifice.
>Rolling around on a rhino, collecting some berries
>Some schmuck on a deer asks me to race to the edge of a cliff
>If I lose I have to give him a rifle, if I win he becomes my sex slave
>Race starts
>Deer completely overtakes my rhino
>Rhino starts charging up and increasing speed
>Eurobeat kicks in
>RUNNING IN THE 90s
>Overtake him and jump off the cliff first
>Throw a bola at him when he lands on his deer
>Give him the dick
It's good to be an aqualad.
Weird butt stuff
>mfw I see dino
Centipedes? Centipedes.
when you gotta farm but your crops never seem to grow
>>145196609
>>145207717
why are these so fucking hard to tame++
what do you do while taming?
Fuck Manta's, they die as soon as you tame them, they're nearly as degenerate as you lot.
>>145220936
Make fun of sentinel for sucking daddy's cock
>>145220936
>all manta rays automatically kill themselves
anchor weapon when?
Post pics
>Tfw making a base at the end of the world
Will post pics when done
>>145231026
I don't want a Manta anymore, fuck those things
what's the server you guys play on? and what are the rates? I tried the one in op and it said it doesn't exist.
>>145232883
It does indeed exist, perhaps the link fucked up
>>145232990
oh it works if I just type it in google but it says server is full so I can't join anyway. rip
>>145233069
try to join through Ark itself, it seems to do that through the steam client, add one of the lads and join through friends in the ingame server browser
>>145233069
>>145233160
You can add "Fancy Huh?" if you want
>>145233069
That's a glitch, join through the in game browser.
>>145172961
Shit there was a war?
>>145234706
A year ago, when we were on Official 355. Except the war kinda went tits up for us because two of the three chucklefucks we knew from there were aimbotting cheaters who whittled us down systematically. The coup de grace was when said chucklefucks recruited the very same cheating Chinese guys to bolster their ranks and wipe out our dino power. Keep in mind that this was all before they started using VAC and Battleye, too.
It sounds horrible, but we hid in an underwater cave for a time following all that and proceeded to bantz the chucklefucks until we were able to drive one of them (a fella named Mikeez) totally insane in due time.
So many fucking pillars
>>145235794
Does that actually work?
"Where should he cum?"
"On me."
t. BaneMan
>>145240529
Why are your settings in a way to where the helmet is shaped that way?
>join server because all my friends quit Ark
>spawn locked in someone's base
Well this is off to a wonderful start. Anyone mind adding Grizzly to the tribe?
>>145247856
I asked your name in the server and you didn't say anything.
>>145243135
It was a mix of lighting and the way Boatman shaped his face. The textures also don't seem to have rendered properly.
>>145248321
Damn, man, give me a minute before you write me off. I'm here.
>>145248517
We're adding you on steam, 1 sec
>>145172961
Can someone add WASSA MATTA U
I keep trying to connect but I cant get in
>>145235276
That was the second war of "we're bored anyway so fuck it."
Who's leading new Oceania and how much boring shit are you planning to do this time?
So I haven't played ARK since right after Dimos and the Bugs (the little bat shits) were introduced.
In a nutshell, what's changed, and should I give it another shot? Got bored with it last time.
>>145254229
Is that your steam name?
>>145255016
Our supreme overlord Triton is off fighting the race war, so Boatman.
We haven't really done much boring shit so far. We've been building, drawing lewds, cooking Aquaburgers, drinking beer, raiding cucks, and bantering in our discord. We're gonna make Oceania great again. It's going to be great than it's ever been. We're gonna build a lighthouse, and make Padiddy pay for it.
There's a post on the 355 steam group detailing what new Oceania is like.
Fought Frostborne or whatever they're called now, already forgot the name. I'll be back for more tomorrow, join the fun.
So THIS is the power of the AquaFleet.
>>145262914
A fleet bound by IRON and BLOOD andMEMES.
True conquerors!
>>145266421
do we get individual boats or just communal?
>>145266925
You can make your own, I'm sure there will be many public and many private. I crafted like 34 of them, only placed 6 down. The rest are totally free to whoever would like one. In you, the Fleet is strong. Watch the link in discord if you would like to learn how to make your fleet Uber-Stronkst.
>/arkg/ lives
WAT
>>145259630
>Our supreme overlord Triton is off fighting the race war
Oh fuck, he wasn't joking huh? Brb watching the news anticipating a pagan empire of dank memes led by a dulcet madman somewhere in the world.
Still...
>No Triton
I just don't think I could grind it all again without knowing we'd be a great empire again. Hell, the one war we lost on 355 was the one he didn't plan and even then he almost salvaged that fuckup IN SPITE of the army of hackers.
>>145269361
This basically
that's why I'm only tenatively playing.
first sign of bullshit, I run like a rabbit because im not fighting another losing war spearheaded by people who cant tell their ass from an uphill battle.
>>145269440
Are you really that cucked? You think ark players are that difficult to outthink?
All that needs to happen is people following the leader. You don't even need a smart leader.
>>145270705
its more unlikely than you may think
some weird subset of oppositional defiant disorder autists is all it takes to topple a nation
Threadly reminder that teamwork is important
Can we worship the metal box?
>when you're the only penguin in a dodo pen
Bumpu
>>145275749
Guide my bullets o' metal box
Teaching babies how to fly
burds are for loving
Base about to get rekt by senpai squad
>>145292373
nah mang
>>145288675
Build the lighthouse and make Padiddy pay for it.
>>145298036
Does he even play anymore? I thought he went to jail or something.
Speaking of, does anybody still have the "straight outta the appartment" sign?
>>145300074
Even better.
>>145300718
beautiful
owls when?
>>145302451
>>145303786
Owlboat. Neat!
>>145304582
bump a rum
I want the raptorpussy.
fun times
Did Senpai attack or did they back off.
Also now would be a good time to get into Gigas and rexes. Someone offer to buy eggs from the long hunt and saddles and I'll look after everything when I get home tonight.
t. pain
>>145313518
They've attacked with 3 gigas, we've killed 2
>>145313778
Correction, nearly killed 2, they're very bloody, long hunt came to the rescue to distract them
>>145313778
Ha! I knew we could take them.
Sorry for making such a dilemma for everyone though. Had I known they had all that shit I wouldn't have sniped them last night. Although it's really retarded on their part to lose two Gigas over a ptera.
Everything ok?
>>145313518
>>145313778
>>145313954
Yes, yes we are dad
ALL GIGAS DEAD, ITS LIKE BALNAGGHAR 2.0
>>145314262
Now I feel less bad about starting this shit.
why are you even trying to get people interested in this turd of a game?
>>145314601
Because it can be fun
>>145314096
>>145314471
Everything is perfectly fine, we lost a few dinos but out of their 5 gigas, we've took out 3
silly deer why you got pants on?
>when you have more swag than the raiders
>>145258906
Yes it was.
I finally got in the server.
Where are you kids at so I can spawn close enough?
>>145322762
North Snow. Add irish on steam, I'm a mod on the 355 aqualads group.
>>145322860
lol how many steam users with the name irish.
ok spawning there now
We can bleed,but we can`t die.
SITREP
Has the fighting stopped? Ceasefire? Wiped? We get any dope saddles?
>>145324835
We lost a lot of dinos but lost absolutely nothing in our base, they didn't get in.
We killed 3 gigas, 1 quetzal, and got all the saddles and a bunch of guns and bombs.
the help
>>145324915
Did we lose any important dinos? Any burds?
>>145325272
3 pteras I think and like 1 argent. Our bird losses were few. The most important loss was the quetz and beaver.
>>145325403
Oh we lost the quetz?
>>145325565Got a new one.
>>145325631
Ha.
Sounds like overall we were the Victor.
Are we still fighting? Did we breach their base?
>>145325728
We're rebuilding, the attack will come when we're ready.
>>145325907
Their base is trash.
It'll be easy.
Have fun, I'll be home around midnight PST to help.
Turn that base into an Orlando nightclub!
Spitz, killer of Gigas
Took a Giga on 1v1 and won.
>>145328380
Is that 4 Gigas down now?
Since the server is 5x rates, when you're looking at a taming calculator is it only the taming multiplier that's 5x or is the food rate multiplier 5x too?
>>145328551
Just 3 so far.
But during the 3 Giga attack Spitz killed one and survived
I am just wondering,what was it that started all of this ?
Who,why and how did you kill that ptera?
>>145328615
Truly the Champion of Oceania
>>145328610
just the taming
>>145328685
I did.
Mr. Pain.
Shot it with a long neck.
I was bored and forgot ARK players sometimes have the need to sperge and overreact to little shit.
Had I known they were this armed I'd have left them alone.
>>145328841
Its better to know the enemy that you`re attacking instead of shooting blindly.
Either way I dont really care.It feels great kicking some sperg asses out of the server.
>>145329039
Yeah. Lesson learned.
Sorry to put such a burden on everyone.
At least were having fun.
>>145329116
Oh yeah. your punishment is not being here and enjoying this as much as we did.
pinned in a corner by affection
>>145334009
Yuri is the purest form of beetle.
>>145327838
Has this happened yet?
JAKS ASLEEP POST FEET
>>145339808
>>145341107
>>145341276
The lewd posting is probably a good indicator that the fighting has stopped.
I'll be on in about an hour
>>145348280
STOP UR BULLSHIT ILL FUCK YOU UP IN REAL ARK
Bampu
>>145355724
Brb buying new computer so I can join this meat grinder
>>145172961
is this game ever coming out? Didn't they say release in june?
bumb bumb
ゴゴゴ
>>145356709
It would be DoA if it released in June. Literally the only thing keeping the fanboys from rioting is the early access meme.
