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>Convert source mouse sensitivity
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>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/416mmBkq
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
>porn archive
https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0ByzmhGDY8u8MUWFTalAyVDBRTU0&export=download
What we lost edition
>Discord
https://discord.gg/013ppKfgfODe9UcGd
tracer
beep boop
Nth for remove mei
>retards making thread wars
jesus christ not this again>both are d.va threads
>tfw only average 7000 damage per match on zarya
am i shit
PLEASE DELETE THERE'S A THREAD
Post character themes. I start:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_6g3RKHSNE
There's another thread with D.va but don't post in it!
If it's still up when this one hit s750, we'll move to that one!
T-thanks
nth for best pair
So who made omnics after the war?
>>145147694
Roadhog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WorK2PcRZ0s
All who disagree are wrong
>used to believe in forced 50
>been winning more and more games
>been getting better and having more fun and not blaming my team for my own mistakes
>now have overall 55%
>tfw forced 50 is literally a meme
When did you realize forced 50 was just a meme?
>>145147694
Streetpig
https://youtu.be/DRAI1gM7AKM
>>145147730
Or be Genji and pop Deflection as soon as you hear the DIE DIE DIE.
So in the first overwatch cinematic trailer, reaper has a fucking grenade launcher or grenade launcher mode for his shotguns.
How would you guys logically implement it in the game without it being busted as fuck?
>>145147678
Either you're shit or the enemy team isn't brainless morons who shoot the shields and not kill you instantly after.
Fuck mccree
when the fuck are these faggots at blizzard gonna put in that nerf
>>145147759
wat
PharahxMercy is the otp
>>145147678
I-I hope not, mine is only 5,200 ;_;
>>145147892
me on the left
Post some Reinhardt my dudes
>>145147773
Now post your overall winrate.
>>145147892
The one true pairing is about food you fag
>>145147840
what restaurant is having an overwatch promotion now?
>>145147892
Please stop posting any images of Pharah as a literal brown Korra with muslces and breasts.
Pharah clearly does not have that type of manly body and face, nor are her arms that muscular.
>>145147805
Make it his ult. Instead of DIE DIE DIE, he loads explosive shells into his shotguns and he shoots at the same fucking speed. Make them do massive damage too.
>>145147643
Torb turrets do have a maximum range, so in theory you should be able to fly up and blow it up from a safe distance. In practice, you'd be making yourself widow-bait, and on a lot of maps there isn't enough room to fly far enough away and still have sight on the turret. For example, the Route 66 thing works so well because if you place your turrets before the first bend, anything between them and the attacker's spawn is in range.
Reminder that if you have mcreee and widow in your top 3 played you should neck yourself
>>145147997
You cant just tell somebody to not be autistic anon
>>145147997
You can't stop me
Use other thread
>>145146918
>>145146918
>>145146918
>>145147694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DD_NCM_RJs
Don't even pretend this is wrong. The only one which could compete is Big Iron.
>>145148104
Alright, it was created first, i guess.
>>145147771
omnics.
>>145148079
Are you acuteboi?
>>145148104
Too bad I'm using both
>>145148104
Please remember to link it in the old thread in the future.
There is literally no reason you shouldn't be playing Mercy, Anon.
>>145148224
Face not so much but I do have rather wide hips and a small waist.
It's pretty easy to see even in loose cloths.
>>145148338
A bigger gun could be called a reason.
>enemy Windowlicker is making life hell
>switch to Winston to kill her
>nobody pushes when I go after her and she's dead
>literally standing behind cover a mile from the payload to "deal" with Reinhardt
>threaten them to switch off of Winston and let them deal with the sniper themselves
>suddenly everyone is on spot and we win the game
FUCK
OFF
>>145148338
No one protects you and you can contribute much more to the team (and not get shit on) as lucio because of mobility
Overwatch is a fun video games in which I enjoy!
Thanks Blizzard!
>>145147694
Might as well repost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPK6Sc5nTKs
Guys use the thread that was created first.
>>145148104
We'll post in this one after the other hits 750 posts.
>>145147694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtJNUZy6UxI
>>145147665
>wiggle wiggle
>>145148365
What if i want no clothes at all on you?
>>145147892
That's not Genji and Zenyatta. Or hell, even Roadhog and Junkrat or Mercy and 76.
>>145147694
repostan from last thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn4RVZrp464
>>145148725
a MALE AND MALE CONNECTOR LITERALLY DO NOTHING
REMEMBER THEY ARE MACHINES
>join game
>some fuck instantly picks widow right off the bat regardless of map or mode
>sometimes widow + hanzo
this makes me more angry than it should
>>145148773
Good thing gender converters are real things for electrical appliances!
>>145148798
snipers could be removed from all forms of FPS and it would be a much more fun genre because of it
If you play Mei go fuck yourself.
>>145147926
>hollywood defense
>assume a shitshow is going to occur
>it does, but for the other team
>they let me run wild, get a 22 kill streak, never die
>potg is me getting a quadra and stopping mercy+76 ult
>tfw
Why are there two generals?
>>145148798
don't forget me!
>>145148798
Wait till every game is ruined by Widowmaker on either your or their team and it's always a stomp depending on who has the better sniper and wallhacks uptime.
>>145148895
Snipers are ok in games like Battlefield whereyou can crash a fucking plane on those shitty fucking wookies FUCK SNIPERS I HOPE THEY ALL GET ASS CANCER
>>145148931
post in the other one, this one was created second.
>>145147773
why is forced 50 considered a meme? the whole point of the matchmaking system is to pit you against players of equal skill. if you win too much your MMR goes up and you fight better players until it evens out.
does everyone think they're the best player the world has ever seen and they deserve 80% WR?
>>145148998
its sad that youre monitoring the other general just so people will post in yours
>>145149009
It describes the shitty way it achieves the 50% win rate rather than the winrate itself. aka putting you with vegetables on your team if you go 51% and literally cloud9 if you go 49%
The wallhack abilities should be reworked so they are easier to notice. Some sort of on-screen prompt if you are visible by a wallhack.
In exchange, Hanzo's arrow should get a cd cooldown reduction (say. 10-12 seconds). Widowmaker can get fucked.is it just me who thinks it's ironic that overwatch is supposed to be this casual friendly game and then blizzard adds every frustrating game mechanic imaginable to the game? Shoddy hitboxes that get you shot around the corner, STUNS, wallhacks, cheap kill ultimates, the whole idea of Mei. That's the kind of stuff that drives casuals crazy you now?
>>145149009
It's because it doesn't match you up against teammates of equal MMR. It stacks teams with shitters once a player's winrate starts rising above 50 until they get pulled down to 50 again.
So instead of seeing equally matched games with close outcomes that you would observe if the teams were composed of players of equal skill level, each map is a series of roflstomps.
>>145149009
Its a meme because 90% of this general doesnt understand how it works, or do and make a meme out of it.
But people legitimately think they get placed with shitty players because muh 50. But in reality theyre placed with shitty players because theyre shitty also
>>145149436
this is what i mean >>145149506
Its become a meme because of morons like this guy. 'Forced 50' has existed since competitive games have existed, but people here need to justify themselves being shit. They were never about 55% at most, and claim its because forced 50.
>>145148092
We need more Pharah art like this.I wanna lick those abs.
time for beers and overwatch
>>145149506
>>145149706
It's really weird seeing this level of not understanding what Forced 50 is or why it actually exists.
Forced 50 in other games meant something entirely different than it does in Overwatch because of how the game is putting teams together.
In Dota 2 for example you are matched by MMR. As you get better you are put up against better opponents and placed on teams with better players. You will keep rising in MMR ranks until you reach a level where you are losing half of your matches. That is you reaching a natural equilibrium with your skill.
It works because the difference in skill between the best player in the match and the worst isn't huge and in fact the match was created because of how close their MMR is so it results in a balanced match.
What Overwatch appears to be doing is matching groups together based on the average of win rate or some other factor. The point is it isn't grouping you based on MMR but rather your win rate. So no matter how long or how well you play the game will compensate not by putting you up against better players but by putting you with bad players. It's reaching 50% by dragging you down rather than letting you fight with and against better and better groups until you reach a natural equilibrium.
It is a poor system and only a mongoloid would think it is well designed.
Mei is not fat. She is thick, which is nature's intended body type for women to achieve maximum attractiveness, and arousing men's primal instinct to violently fuck and impregnate them. Thick is not a sign of laziness, gluttony, or higher probability of obesity, it's a higher state of physical sexiness that makes healthy men's test levels spike, so that they may answer the call of their primal instincts to slam their hips against the thick woman's plumb ass. Omega males will go for low-test / skinny woman, and raise inferior and unhealthy kids.
There is no better sex in this world than thick women. They can do it all. They're beasts, and know how to satisfy a man in any way that works most effectively and efficiently, as their body allows them to utilize just about any region of their body to pleasure you beyond anything a skinny woman ever would. Skinny women just lay back on the bed, like a sea star, and will never do anything for you sexually. They're a scourge on the female sex, and men who find them attractive just the same.
I pity those who cannot comprehend the beauty of thickness, and value the extreme aesthethicks they possess. May they find peace in fucking inferior women, but pray that they never reproduce to raise men or woman of the same kind.
shimadas are making me gay
>>145147694
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0rAHrHd2lcw
Zarya
>want to learn Genji and Tracer to maybe also improve my aim or whatever
>level 60 already
>every game is really try hard with double support double tank
>the two offense spots are always taken immediatly by the Tracer/Genji/McCree mains
>>145150404
>source: my ads
It couldn't be because the nature of hard counters makes mmr wildly variable based on heroes you prefer vs team comp vs enemy comp vs picking heroes you suck with but need to counter with could it?
How do you think MMR is calculated if not for win/loss?
>>145150432
>has this saved on his hard drive
nah son, i think you had that long before overwatch
![a1a35c70015da7f7e11ebe434b4797ad[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/F0Hs2f2.jpg "a1a35c70015da7f7e11ebe434b4797ad[1]")
>>145147694
Zarya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeyDfVjq6sw
>>145150683
If it's anything like Dota then it is calculated based on your output in addition to win/loss. I don't see why you are so devoted to the idea that the system is great and everyone is just crazy shitters.
The system is poorly designed and no amount of dick sucking will make it not be so. From dropping you into matches that are already lost to putting literal level 1s on your team against a bunch of 50s.
Are you going to somehow try to argue that several sub-10 rank people have an MMR similar to a bunch of level 50s with a 60% winrate? There is MMR being variable and there is the game blatantly stacking the deck.
Defend as you will but you don't actually have a defense.
>>145151091
That's because it's a casual drop in and drop out game mode. It's not "muh ranked" that you so desperately want you ASSFAGGOT. You'll get to have that jerk off to your MMR later.
>>145147694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsOlT-q89f0
>>145151210
So you admit that it isn't based on MMR and you have nothing to say other than call me faggot? Good game old chap. Better luck next time.
>>145147694
you know exactly who
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWZMPxFdc1A
>>145148664
bob the builder is shit now, its 3d animated
why am i against high level premades
>>145151454
>so you admit
Who cares, go play whatever you're faggy autismo game brought you here. You're "rank" and w/l in fucking quick play are completely irrelevant and not a single person cares about it. Whatever MMR that does exist is mostly just to keep the really bad players from the really good players.
I'm also no the guy who was aruging with you until now, but I can small the ASSFAGGOT trash on you.
>>145151594
It seems like you care friendo are a bit booty bothered. Would you like some salve for that?
>>145151686
I'm literally always butthurt, certainly has nothing to do with trash like you.
>>145151757
It probably has to do with the fact you are trash rather than the people you encounter. Try introspection.
>>145151846
Nah.
>>145151930
Fair enough. It's the internet and I can't force you to do anything.
>>145152019
Well at least you got one thing right.
>>145152046
It's not the thing you think though.
>>145152120
Well at least you admit you're wrong most of the time. That's progress.
Where is my ranked? This is getting boring, I'm playing less and less.
>>145152176
You know I could think of some witty comeback but this has gone on for far too long. I have nothing to gain from this and you probably have some sort of mental deficiency which will allow you to do this forever and compel you to as well.
So good luck in all your future games.
>>145152341GG ez
>>145150424
This is what fat chaser feeders actually believe
i at least broke some recordss. Frown.
>>145152926
what makes you think your actions can sway a game's outcome one way or the other
Enemy always stack Zarya people just say don't shoot her when her shield is down but it doesn't matter since they just alternate shielding each other. Doesn't help they have a lucio to keep them topped off as well.
>>145153246
the answer to this is multiple widowmakers
>about to call it a night
>open lootbox
literally this happens.
>>145153118
I actually flubbed an ult at the end of the game, it killed only 2 enemy players. But it's biggest fault, it was too far away from the cart to defend. My team was too busy being dead to stop the cart.
I have failed.
>Forced to deal with an annoying Pharah
>As a Mercy
LOOK UP YOU STUPID PUBS
post chat autism
>>145154069
>My team was too busy being dead to stop the cart.
>I have failed.
sounds like they failed
>>145154198
Asrielfags are cancerous tbqh
>>145147926
Reinhardt/toblerone vitriolic best buds short when?
>>145154198
>[Frisk] left the game.
>>145148338
Lucio is a better support, pharah is a better waifu, so yeah, there is.
>>145154519
i wanna see them and 76 playing cards or just being bros.
i love this guy but he dies to almost everything
how do i play him
>>145154846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2Huid3hJ-k
>>145154846
Kill the things faster than they can kill you.
>>145154846
Carefully and hope the enemy team doesn't have a Tracer, Genji, Mei, Widow, Pharah, Soldier 76,Reaper, McCree, Junkrat or Hanzo that knows what they are doing.
Once you get that down you are golden.
>>145153858
>level 28
>got a legendary at level 13 - Zarya's goth skin
>got a legendary at level 26 - Zarya's goth skin again
>a dupe legendary is only worth 200 credits despite costing 1000
>>145154198
I went to /utg/ once. Never again.
>>145155063
It's gotten somewhat less autistic.
Technically we were never that bad because we never had to open with "HELLO DO YOU PLAY UNDERTALE", but it was a lot worse in october.
>all this tumblr forcing Pharah/Mercy might make Blizzard make it canon
FUCK YOOOOUUUUUU
>>145154846
Always play Zen when there's a armor dispenser on the team.
How do we fix Zenyatta?
Guys help me choose
Carbon Fiber or Chrome? They're the only two Genji skins I like
>>145147997
Her face is manly as fuck and her arms arefake.
>Capture a control point
>Whole team never is near the objective
Every fucking time
>>145155289
dont be angry about hot lesbians
the real tumblr audience wants junkrat roadhog
What should I buy? Bloodhardt or Deadlock Torn?
>/btbg/ used to get a new thread every two days
>now it gets one every week
Tell me why it deserves new threads in the first place
>>145155289
The only faggots who force their ship right now is the mercy 76. They are literally shitting up every thread with the same 2 and a half shitty pictures (although i think that it might just be 1 or 2 anons, since they only do it during the same time of day). Compared to that faggotry the lesbofags are relatively chill.
>>145155761
People keep making them, their last two threads before the current one died before reaching the bump limit
>>145155665
>manly face
Anon, have you ever seen a man, or a woman for that matter, in your life?
>>145155665
>Amputeefags still around
Post waifus in casual wear
>>145155860
They should move their threads to /trash/
>>145155749
but junkrat is an ugly motherfucker and roadhog is a massively obese serial killer who probably can't even find his penis through his rolls
Say something nice about him.
>>145155860
>one new post every thirty minutes
>can't even break the 2000 player mark on Steam anymore
Comedy gold
>>145147694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6-2P8RgT0A
>>145147604
So what purpose does genji have apart from deflecting stuff?
Doesn't seem to be useful for anything else.
>>145148975
Battlefield honestly did sniping best, they had to compensate for bullet-drop, bullet velocity and slow rate of fire.
Being a good recon was a skill in itself, man do I miss counter-sniping in Isla inocentes, or shooting the head off soldiers on quad-bikes.
Recon got pretty much destroyed in BF3 and onwards, being nothing more than a "camp 2km away" kind of class, to my experience.
>>145156119
>his MMR is so low that he doesn't play against Genjis who will shred your anus
Peace and blessings be upon you all.
>>145156119
Tanking the enemy team when he becomes bullet proof thanks to bunny hopping
>>145155526
Nerf Widow.
>join a game in progress
>the moment I load in we win
>Type "All me" in chat
>two people message me telling me to fuck off
>>145156240
fuck off
>>145156119
His mobility causes disruption, he is an excellent flanker and he does great DPS.
Not to mention his ult which can win engagements.
>No tank, No Support.
>Go Zarya.
>Last team mate picture related.
>>145147694
Reaper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ
>>145156083
>tfw you'll never have your own loli gamer daughter
>>145156061
Fuck off nigger.
>>145156269
>It counts symmetra as a support
>"No builder" and "No sniper" tags exist
>"No healer" doesn't
This is honestly one of the stupidest things in the game
>80% of games have a widowmaker instapicker
>100% of them are 200% worse than the enemy widowmaker and contribute nothing to the team
>and they always decide to switch off when it's too late so they don't have to shoulder blame
>>145147694
Metal gear rising ost is like it was made for overwatch
Genji: https://youtu.be/N3472Q6kvg0?t=178
Roadhog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jynTNYSKNuk
Reaper: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSSXOQ-1bI
Widowmaker: ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-rj8HVW3PQ
Soldier 76: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfwteoZCvoY
how to counter widowmaker
>duck when she tries to snipe for the head
how to counter mccree
>jump when he flash bangs, you keep moving while in the air making it hard for him to headshot you or get a full fan the hammer off
>>145155526
>convert normal health to armor since he's a metal-plated robot
>boost total hp to 175
>nerf Widowmaker so she can't oneshot him no questions asked
>>145156323
But healers don't get insanely skilled headshots or multikill POTGs.
>when you press the button that would've saved you THE SECOND YOU DIE
Something really needs to be done about Lucio's survivability. Between him and Tracer KOTH is a fucking nightmare because merely touching it resets the timer and while Tracer in short order Lucio can survive forever.
KOTH could also do with fixing that timer mechanic. Standing on the point should only stop the timer not reset it.
>>145156216
>wants to cosplay as a relevant character
>said chatacter only have her face visible
>nope, gonna cosplay as a slut
>>145156061
He's just a human. Humans are just human. They come into this life filled with dreams and aspirations. They want it all, and try to use the power of the universe, the earth, and the power of the spirits.
>>145156406
lern 2 junkrat mate.
>>145156061
I like his legs
>>145156216
would suck her toes
>games been out for like 2 or 3 weeks
>there is no ranked mode or penalty for losing
>people STILL flip their shit if you don't tierhug
Is Ranked mode going to be filled with the whiniest crybabies to ever exist?
>playing Winston on Nepal
>keep attacking them outside of their spawn and killing their squishies
>after we win, one of them says "Thanks Winston for the anal rape"
>>145156468
>nigger spams grenades over 500 walls
>hits me
>I die
everytime
>I'm the only person on your team attempting to defend the objective
>Can't do it effectively because I'm always alone
Release me from this hell
>>145156061
He's not an omnic
>>145148664
>tfw I get potg constantly as torbjorn and it's never my turret
>tfw nobody remembers that Molten Core turns torbjorn into a ridiculous piece of shit with Reaper damage, D.va tankiness, and Reinhardt levels of heavy metal
>tfw playing torb on attack often, never use payload turrets, and still at 65% winrate with him
Had nothing but miserable games trying to make Reaper work, but Roadhog just does so much than him.
>>145156357
Keep it at 150. 50 Armor and 100 Shield.
Give the Orbs bonuses that apply only to Zen for having them up. Harmony Orb grants you a small speed boost and Discord Orb reduces the damage you take from the Discorded Target.
>>145156297
Symmetra is just a defense hero put in as a support class just to balance things out. But the no support should be swapped out with a 'no healer' or something alike that.
Then again blizzard properly just thought people would think a little longer before picking a hero if they got a little pointer towards what the team is lacking.
>>145156536
At least they thanked you. They just bitch at me.
>>145155983
you guys realize this isnt the right thread right?
the other one has more replies and was made earlier.
>>145156575
>tumblr meme image
kill yourself
>>145155951
>this bad design
baka
>>145147604
What does Blizzard have against the porn? The smut is the only reason I bought this casual game.
>>145156609
Replied to wrong post. Meant to reply to.
>>145156323
>>145155951
LOOK AT HER FUCKING ARM
post webms where you made, literally, the perfect play.
WHAT A FUCKING HEADSHOT GET OUTSKILLED SON
>>145156646
More memes you've indulged in have come from tumblr than you realize, my man
>4 squishies sitting on my payload with overtime meme
>entire team is dead
>go whole hog
>kill all 4 of them holding them in the air then pinned against a wall
Streetpig a best
Reinhardt, Zarya and Winston a ok
Non-tanks besides junkrat a shit but just cause hes friends with streetpig
just remove widowmaker
>>145156509
The answer is yes, but uh...do you mind explaining what tierhugging is?
>Team bitches I go Symmetra on offense.
>Set up teleporter near objective.
>Get player of the game wiping out the enemy team.
We would have lost if it weren't for that since they went double genji and hanzo.
>>145156727
Great, now I want a John Wayne skin
>INDIANS
>INDIAAAAAAAAAANS
>>145156719
what if she is just sitting like this
>>145156216
inside the "mech"?
and controls the whole thing with brain waves and controllers?
>Switch D.Va and Reaper shotguns
Boom, balanced game.
theoretically nothing should be simpler in this game than junkrat
but why is the difference between a good one and a bad one so fucking immense?t. a good junkrat
>>145156192
I've gone up against genji mains, they just do what tracer does either worse or better.
Usually you just ignore them, wait for them to engage with their ult and then kill them because thats when they go in.
>>145156823
So she's a midget?
>>145156723
Should one left click of right click after hooking?
>>145156847
bad ones don't know how to use his trap
>>145156907
There's a comic exactly for that but I'm not finding it
>>145156913
Hold down left click when you send out the hook so it fires immediately when the target reaches you, then melee to make sure they're dead.
>>145156847
Any idiot can chuck grenades over a wall but true Junkrat combat is rolling them along the floor.
Also, mine and trap placement takes Junkrat from annoying to a true threat
>mfw stacking them
>>145156775
>Junkrat
>Aiming is overrated
>There are characters that literally only require to hold down left mouse button to lock onto enemies
>>145156847
Use of Rip Tire.
Do they go straight for the enemy? Shit.
Do they use the environment to make a sneaky approach? Great.
>>145156847
Most people don't realize that as a junkrat you should SPAM grenades and your shift mine should be on cooldown.
>>145147773
when I had common sense
>>145156847
Got any tips?
I love playing junk but I know i could be playing him better
>>145155665
Her face is perfect.
>>145156775
>do you mind explaining what tierhugging is?
websites will hire analysts to discuss and determine which the best heroes are, and assign them to tier lists. im no such person but I could say that Widowmaker and Lucio would be tier 1, if such a list existed
>>145154906
stop shilling your channel this is garbage
>>>/v/340728340
I'm not into the whole Pharah being some brown Korra but this is cute.
>>145156994
>Having your finisher and only escape on cooldown
SHIGGY DIGGY PIGGY WIGGY
How does anyone kill things as lucio (that aren't environmental kills). I feel like I have to land 9 headshots to get anywhere.
>>145157027
>that face
>brown Korra
you guys realize that's redundant as fuck, right?
>>145157027
>NERF THI-oh never mind turn back around.
>>145156967
>>145157027
https://www.youtube.com/embed/VUqrxNGvGHs
>tfw no webm of the part that starts at 8:40
>Watching Maximillian suck at overwatch
Too many keks
https://my.mixtape.moe/jxkjjd.webm
>t-pain plays this game on PC
>he made a feminist joke and rebbit got angry
my sides
>>145157079
His rightclick is very effective at point blank.
>>145156719
Anon, why do you insist on making yourself look stupid? It's already been confirmed TWICE by blizzard that all her limbs are intact. Yes, the design doesn't make any sense, but it's already been established that when choosing between style and logic blizzard always chooses style. If it bugs you that fucking much make a thread on the oficial forum - blizz seems to be very responsive to whiny faggots like you
>>145157120
there it is
>>145157141
where was the joke though?
>>145157010
Never stop lobbing nades around unless there is an immediate threat
Always keep your trap on a blind spot. Try to never have more than one blind spot. Make sure the trap isn't in clear view otherwise you can still get killed (so put it around a corner you can pop around and nade+mine for a kill)
Use your mine on cooldown unless there is an immediate threat on you or your support/healer
Rip-tire over walls and out of sight every time you can
Remember that shooting nades on the floor gives you a shorter range and it can be a good help.
Check the enemy team every once in awhile to ensure there are no widowmakers (hanzo too, but he's easier to deal with) because junkrat's best positions are always in danger of being sniped. if there are snipers, just hide behind your team.
trap and 1 nade kill most characters that immediately threaten you. if they dont die from that then you can always mine them to ensure they die or you get away
tactical mine positions to both kill your opponent and knock you into safety are very important, learn them and the angles they work at
Note that traps sink into the ground and are harder to see on enemy screens, so they're always less obvious than what you can see.
>>145157205
Because Officials are full of shit.
Ask J.J "Khan's not the villain" Abrams.
I CAN FINALLY PLAY ZARYA
>>145157141
>reddit consists of 5 people
I saw the thread. You're full of shit
>>145157240
"triggered like a feminist" in response to a beartrap going off
>>145157125
As long as her face isn't in shot, its perfect
>>145157205
>Twice by some dude managing a twitter account
>guy that actually works on the game gave some vague as fuck response like "wait and see :DDD"
it's fucking stupid to care this much about something in the first place but shit man
>>145157205
Not calling you a liar or that anon is right, but I'd like to see those links if you could.
Why do retards fucking refuse to shoot Symmetra turrets or Symmetra herself?
>>145155853
Sounds like it's time to trigger some bitches.
>>145157280
NICE
>>145157125
holy FUCK
HOLY
FUCK
>>145147604
>that porn archive
wew, I'm glad I took the pluge
3.5G matches sup with that dolphin porn file and I did not need to be tricked into DLing that for a 4th time
What is the worst feeling and why is it still getting the defeat screen even though you stepped on the goddamn point in order to imitate overtime?
>>145157346
the vast majority of symmetra's are shit
her sentries are almost always shot down immediately
When are we getting a fix for this nonsense?
ALERT ALERT THERE IS A PLAYER IN THE GAME PLAYING REAPER WITH LITERALLY SAME NICKNAMESadly, no screenshot, pc decided to fuck itself
>>145157394
He's lower to the ground than that. it latches onto his robe that hangs down.
>Playing Mercy
>Literally no one on my team is capable of dealing with their widowmaker and Bastion
>don't want to switch because then we'd be without a healer
I seriously saw our Roadhog miss a hook against a fucking stationary Bastion.
He also didn't seem to understand the concept you can stand behind Reinhardt's shield and hook him
I want widowmaker to peg me
>>145156723
you missed with a shotgun at that range.. kill yourself pls
>>145157346
>every time i'm junkrat there's a symmetra on the other team
>"junkrate take out her teleported"
>my fucking balls dont even blow up when it hits the telporter
>die to some asshole coming out of it
god damn
>>145153803
>still using that shitty version
>>145157279
>compares the 'what a twist' from a hack like jar jar abrams to a non-consequential shit like character design
There's literally no point in lying about that
>>145157394
Magnets.
>>145157394
>Earthshaker knocks him down
>>145157027
>tfw she turns around
>two people lock in Hanzo on Anubis Attack
>pick Hanzo myself
>the last three members of the team all immediately quit when they see it, as do two more people who join to fill in
>leave right before the timer runs out being satisfied that I helped 5 people avoid inevitable shitters
>>145157280
>get this skin and think this
>looked at the back of the skin and thought nothing of it
>crash every game with it because potato
i cut my losses and got industrial with the strength victory post and highlight intro
most played now
kill me
>>145157125
The Mei on the other hand is attractive.
Could probably lose some pounds but she's not ugly fat.
>>145157394
>the teeth are actually magnets
>causes it to spring up and catch zen
there
>>145157424
I met a guy named genji who played nothing but hanzo
>>145157326
How about you find them yourself, i can't be arsed. Or just ask them again, i'm sure they'll accomodate your autism
Arctic or Siberian?
>mccree has a sub 50 winrate
>needs nerfs
alright.
>>145157027
>>145157095
THEY ACTUALLY NERFED HER
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
I'm glad there's finally a character with a body type I can cosplay.Roadhog
>>145157523
i met a guy named Zenyatta who only played Pharah
>>145157205
I suppose we should also pronounce .gif as jiff too since that's an official statement?
it might be straight from the horse's mouth, but sometimes the horse is retarded
>>145157560
Nice try but roadhog is strongfat
Are the edgy Reaper mains from here and just being meta?
Or are they actually unironically being edgelords?
>>145157493
That Mei's butt is on a whole other level
>>145154843
I am with you.
>>145157560
Jeez, you're 7'3"?
>>145157540
>Surprised literal metric ton of shitters flocking to a character because they heard it was OP
4/10 for making me reply.
>>145157540
>McCreeasy mode shitters confirmed mad
Good.
>>145157538
Arctic.
The less pink, the better.
>>145157587
nice
>>145155853
>Tfw you have nothing to do late at night
>>145157581
You tumblrfags think whatever you want to think, make your stupid as fanart and write your shitty yuri fanfics, nobody is gonna read that tripe.
at the end of the day Pharah has all her limbs and is just a Samus underneath her suit.
No muscles.
No abs.
Just a womanly body with all her limbs.
what the FUCK is this stack
>>145157581
>i'll just ignore everything that doesn't fit my head canon
No, anon, you are the retard.
>>145157540
Not super uncommon for overpowered characters. Scrubs flock to them and nothing cures scrub.
>>145157560
>body type I can cosplay.
>roadhog
Yeah I sure bet you're 7 feet tall and completely fucking shredded under that a gigantic beer belly
>>145157612
Close.6'6"
>>145157661
>fat Mercy
Stop it.
>>145157350
going by in-game experience, a good pharah + mercy is absolute ass to deal with if you don't have a good widow to stop their flying shenanigans.
Way better than a 76/mercy combo. Hell, I'd rather deal with that than reaper/mercy on some maps.
>>145157540
Winrate is not relevant.
Unless you take out other factors.
it's dumb but the Dad76/Daddy Rein stuff is kind of comforting to look at. They just seem so nice and it makes me kinda wish I had a normal home life with someone like them when I was a kid instead of what I actually got.
I'm glad this meme is a thing.
>>145147773
wew lad
>played an autist with 100% genji
>his name was genji
>he didn't switch even after the 5th time I killed him as winston
>his team lost
"mains"
Why doesn't Pharah's blast thing do damage. It's a fucking rocket. And it's cooldown is long as fuck.
>only 6 more levels until 100.
I'm more excited about the easy 1- 20 cases than anything else.
>assembly
>2 Hanzos
>>145156468
tfw i wish i was good with him but im bad
;-;
tfw nobody adds lappa#1824 to play with
anyways night owg i love u im gay and tired who same me
Is it me or Lucio's gun is total crap?
>>145147730
>Keep track of Tracer's position at all times.
>>145155853
Throw in a bonus Zarya and McCree for ya.
>>145157538
>>145157635
Siberian is the superior skin.
I'm pretty sure Siberian Zarya is red.
>>145155853
/u/shitter btfo
>>145157719
yes im sure it helps you deal with your daddy issuesI self insert as the father because I want to be a dad really badly.
>>145157046
>not into the whole Pharah being some brown Korra
But Korra is brown.
>>145157696
>if you don't have a good widow
Found the problem
>>145157739
Please don't bully me Mercy main
>>145157493
>Could probably lose some pounds
low test plz
Is there any better feeling than being Reinhardt and just engaging the enemy Rein in honorable single combat the entire match?
Post yfw Mercy/Morrison becomes canon and its revealed that Mercy secretly treated Morrison after his fight with Reaper
>>145157662
>I'll call him tumblr. I'll automatically win the argument!
you almost had a good post but then you decided to go and be retarded
>>145157671
so you DO pronounce gif as jiff?
I think we know who the real retard is
>>145157125
I got you fambruhini
>>145157751
Wait, the xp requirements reset too? Holy shit.
Why are Junkrat, Roadhog and McCree players always the saltiest motherfuckers in the game?
>>145157758
It's you
>>145157741
It's a good utility, but I feel it's wasted on her. Would be better for Mercy.
>>145157820
thank you dude
>>145157812
Winning Reinhardt charge chicken.
>>145157078
>not using the versatile, thrown, controlled, knock-back weapon with relatively low cooldown
No anon, you shiggy the diggy. Guess it depends on your play style, however people still don't use it enough.
>>145157784
It sure does.okay but that's actually kind of fucking adorable. Hope you get to be a dad, dude. Wish you the best.
>>145147773
I also have 62% win rate with Zenyatta. That doesn't make him Widow tier character or prove that "forced 50" doesn't exist.
Zenyatta needs SOMETHING, even if it's just a dash.
>>145157741
Because you use it for movement.
>>145157836
>it's wasted on her
Literally bad at the game.
>>145157836
>making a healer multipurposed into a attack class
No.
>>145157741
Because she already has a shittons of tools to always put her in a comfort zone so fuck off
>>145157831
Nah dog its always Windowlickers and fucking Genjis
Whenever a Genji tries to kill me and he dies, I always talk shit, they end up going on a fucking crusade to try to kill me after that, and if they do kill me they go wild in the chat
>no matter what you do as Pharah you'll always be forced to touch the ground before hitting the skies again
They got fucking mathematical with these damn cooldowns. Literally impossible to stay in the air without landing for at least a second and having my jet jump off cooldown.
>>145155853
End panel to that one then back to what you were wanting. You know all you have to do is ask instead of being round about with it.
>>145157820
Not him, but could you make one of the twerk starting at 3:22? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xTWthFI8ZY
Same girl who's D.Va on the left.
>>145157897
Junkrat uses mines for movement and it still deals damage to the enemies.
>>145157812
It's a great feeling when you're allowed to. Always some shitter comes along and interrupts the duel.
>>145157784
usually helps finding a stable minded woman to make sex with.good luck with that if you aren't 30+
>>145157919
>up high
>comfort zone
for the widows maybe
>>145157758
It's shit and its only use is knockback.
>>145157930
You are right actually, Windowlickers and Genjis are always maximum salt.
>>145157752
someoneshoop a noose in here
>>145157942
>tfw playing Pharah on the final part of Lijang tower
>>145157758
>literally wanting a support that already has AoE heals, speed boosts, a shield that doubles or triples everyone's HP, and being the second best objective contester in the game to deal shittons of damage with his gun
And even with that in mind it's STILL a decent weapon.
>>145157878
It's like you can reach out and rub her butt through the screen.
no matter how many times i leave and reenter game, im against this stack and i get steamrolled
where can i queue to play with people my level
>>145157831
mcccree widow and genji's is what you meant to say
>>145157962
>Junkrat uses mines for movement and it still deals damage to the enemies.
Junkrat is OP when not played by idiots.
>>145158067
Shhhh, he's not.
>tfw most porn I fap to are pov titfucks
Which overwatch waifu has the fattest tits?
>>145158053
Just wait 2-3mins and queue
>>145157991
>>145157930
>I main genji
>I never talk in chat because I don't like to
W-wellI agree with you, other genji players give me a sweet tooth for all their salt.
>>145157942
>Not staying in air permanently
Learn to fly the friendly skies
>>145157741
Pharah is a shitty hero overall. Dies super fast to all the hitscan in the game and her rockets are just unsatisfying
this game is just depressing. I feel so fucking helpless and lost half the time. if there is a good widow on the other team, you just lose. when they go double torbjorn on hanamura defense, you can't do anything to get in. they stack 6 soldiers and just wipe the floor with you. their roadhog just pulls your whole team into the hole on ilios or nepal. it just makes me wonder why I'm playing this game where I only have fun a small percentage of the time. I am not even a salty person, but overwatch just makes me so negative and gives me remorse almost every time I play it now. sorry for the blog post but I'm just so fed up and upset with this game, I wanted to love it but it just hurts to play.
>>145157587
fucking
DISGUSTING
>>145158096
Mei ofc.
>>145158053
put the whole enemy team on "avoid". Then you'll get to play with them. A LOT.
>>145158046
somebody needs a time out!
>>145157696
Depends on the situation, a decent 76/Mercy can be a nightmare if he's good with burst firing and landing the helix. Mostly cause he can keep Mercy alive with biotic field then just aimbot with damage boost. I will admit though good Pharras are a fucking nightmare to fight as is, so adding a damage boost does make it worse, it's just easier to find a good 76.
>>145158141
FAT
A
T
>>145157719
>makes me kinda wish I had a normal home life
That's why it's nice - it appeals to fuckwads with daddy issues likeus_
Does this look legit?
I mean, I do have the worst of luck when it comes to getting killed by Hanzo, but this was just crazy.
>>145158135
stop doing solo queue
>>145158215
Footsteps.
>>145158215
Footsteps and shooting arrows size of a bus.
>>145158215
Probably just heard you and decided to throw his tree trunk of an arrow in your general direction.
>>145158215
Hanzo spams arrows all day everywhere so I don't see why not. Only thing not legit is the massive hitboxes.
>>145158135
>watching a roadhog continuously pull my team off the point on lijiang tower
>no one looks over at him
>I'm the only one that shoots at him
>when I try to wait for my team so we can group up and push the same thing happens and they keep trying to 1v1 their entire team
>>145158215
He could have heard you and you stopped like a stuttering idiot
Either way he only headshot you because arrow hitboxes are huge
>>145158215
he got lucky but heard your footsteps
notice the double-take, even he hadto look again
>>145158215
looks like an actual wallhack to be honest
>>145157691
I admit just not a very good artist from the looks of it. Looks all wonky but since I know people spaz out one way or another over these I save this shit for when I'm bored.
>2 min 30 sec wait for soloq
7 million players
XD
>>145158290
You monster.lol
>>145158215
Yeah that doubletake, he couldn't believe it either
>>145158215
>Not listening to enemy footsteps
I take it you're the retard that picks Genji every game while being a useless piece of shit
The ONLY thing that's imbalanced about this game isovertime
>>145157943
I think tou've responded to a wrong post
>>145147694
Roadhog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=517WVJNdO5g
>>145158359
>tfw no way to stay lv1 forever
>>145157795
Blegh. I'd play window, but I played sniper a lot in tf2 if I wasn't playing scunt. Sniping in this game isn't as exciting. Feels too slow still.
>>145158175
76 has the added bonus of hitscan weapon with a rocket burst. And people who actually fire it in bursts will usually hit their targets at any range. He's a really well balanced hero if not being a total COD ripoff
That being said, Pharah direct hit shots burst way harder and you can one shot niggas with those if a mercy is feeding damage boost.
>>145158215
doesn't help that you just stood there planted for Hanzo to take an easy shot
>>145158240I don't. I play with 2 other friends. They're not even bad, we just get fucked so hard sometimes and we all feel the same way about it.what's a fun/ comfy PvE game we can play to take a break from overwatch?
>>145158215
Does it matter? That doorway is basically all headshot for Hanzo
>>145158359
I was getting into queues solo less than a minute only an hour ago. But it's 3:30am here now.
>>145158359
looking for the right match that is unwinnable to keep you at 50% winrate
>>145158434
Killing Floor 1 & 2
>>145158434
If you enjoy unfinished games developed by cunts you could play killing floor 2
>Level 55
>McCrees don't even M1 they just fan the hammer
Blizzard you're fucking this up
>>145157831
Roadhogs get salty because their self-heal gives like 10% on fire meter every sip, so they get an inflated sense of self-worth from seeing their burning portrait (protip: it just means you are feeding them ult)
Never met a salty junkrat player
McCrees are salty because McCree is one of the heroes that are super dependent on his team not being fuckups. You got no sustain, no mobility or health. Without a team to heal and protect you, you just get mowed down a lot as McCree against competent players that got a bit of ranged spam. This makes it really apparent that your team tank and healer is doing fuckall.
t. someone who plays Mei all day because fuck everyone in this game
>>145158418
>Pharah direct hit shots burst way harder and you can one shot niggas with those if a mercy is feeding damage boost.
A Zenyatta, maybe.
>>145155853
Meanwhile I'm just sitting here waiting for my Gency folder to reach 50 pictures before I have an anniversary dumping of it all. Getting pretty close.
>>145158215
>see Hanzo just long enough to press E
>don't press E
Well..Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you.
>Kill an asian player
>Name pops up in slimmer font
I want this font all the time.
>>145158132
confirmed mad bad
>>145157587
Nice, I need to remember shit like this since I play her a fuck ton.>>145157818
>tfw level 100
>tfw gonna get a PROMOTION! soon
Anyone here have their Star of Virginity?
>>145158538
>mfw saying a random word in general chat and watching retards flocking to it and getting in arguments with each other
>>145158472
The vanity these girls have is amazing, even the ugliest duckling wants to broadcast her face to the world.
>>145158464
>>145158470
I've played about 200 hrs of KF2 and got bored. Also played over 1000 hours of Warframe. Tried every fucking MMO in existence. Maybe I should just stop playing multiplayer vidya, JRPGs are the only thing I find fun anymore. I'll stop posting now cause it's totally offtopic, but thanks anons
>>145158472
You're a god, thanks.
>>145158472
god damn
>>145157818
Be a pretty straight forward match.
>>145158418
>That being said, Pharah direct hit shots burst way harder
S76's Helix rockets are literally a Pharah rocket. they do the same damage you dumb shitface
>>145158472
I'm hard as diamonds but twerking is a fucking disgrace desu
>>145157595
Who even can tell anymore?
What counters 2 Meis
>>145158475
>tfw I M1 more than I fan
>got a PotG where I M1'd a Widowmaker, a Bastion, and Genji after a flash
>everybody just said "wow McSkill, nice waste of PotG"
I want his nerf to come just so I stop feeling like scum.
>>145157965
I am 30+ and I can assure you women don't get any more stable minded as they age.
YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
>>145158689
who asked you GRANDPA??
>>145158662
wheres the level of that one shitty game of some edgelord shooting up random civs thats an actual game, idk the name anymore its recent
>>145158668
Just remember, the team bitching about PotGs are the same idiots who gave it too you.
>>145158643
kyfs
>>145158662
im glad somebody finally out-edged Donte
Nobody ever fucking talks in this game. Instead its always one mouth breathing faggot leaving his mic open while eating a bag of chips. These people need to be gassed.
dat tumbleweed
>>145158521
At least you're only being a faggot once a year
>tfw no chocolate goddess
>>145158734
the name's not important
>>145158663
1 Pharah
>>145158759
>Reaper
>edge
He's just misunderstood.
>>145158731
>It's hOI nOOn!!
![roadhog-screenshot-004.1vhvC-1024x619.jpg.pagespeed.ce.Gds7TvpWX5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lf5pyvR.jpg "roadhog-screenshot-004.1vhvC-1024x619 .pagespeed.ce.Gds7TvpWX5[1]")
>that feel when you hit someone with Roadhogs m2 at the perfect range and it just deletes them.
>>145157818
HOHOHO
>>145158689
That really crushes my spirits.
th-thanks
>>145158663
Bastion, pharah, 76,
How bad is it senpais?
>I KNOW.
>LETS PUT THE DEFEND SPAWN RIGHT OUTSIDE THE LAST POINT SO ITS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE ATTACKING TEAM TO CAP SINCE WE SPAWN RIGHT NEXT TO IT!
>>145158662
I never really got how Ryuko is "Edgy" beyond her color pallet.
>>145158734
You're thinking of "Hatred"
>>145158409
I forget how fast this thread moves it the end panel to the one I posted with Mercy asking Morrison to open a jar, then Zarya tries it on McCree.
>>145157764
>2min< queue
>constantly seeing the same 30-50 players
7 MILLION XD PLAYERS XD
XD
>>145158837
So satisfying to do this to Widowmakers.
I don't see how the round ball of junk comes out of the front of that gun but I'm not gonna question it.
>>145158756
he's right though, twerking is fucking trash
>>145158837
I had a Mei call me a hacker because of that shit
Didn't even need to hook the bitch, she was just in the perfect range for the M2 sweet spot
>>145158858
Perdy Bad. Considering you have to actually sign up to have your stats recorded, most people are above #1000.
Who is your "the enemy team shittalked at the end of the game and decided to stay for another game" Hero?
>>145158889
are you playing at 3AM or something?
>>145157493
I think she doesn't need to lose weight. She's pretty nice that way.
>>145158556
Fucking phone didn't include the pic, and linked a random post.
>>145158873
>ult combos to clear the point
>mercy you killed first walks out and HEROES NEVER DIE
>>145158873
>it's high noon
>suddenly can't defend shit
>cap for free
>>145158787
I wannalick Pharah's chocolate abs
>>145158873
>95% of the map before this is disgustingly Attack sided
>>145155853
t. pharmercyI like to think Pharah and Mercy are just best friends with each other and they team up to have fun and shit on people. When they aren't busy shitting on people like a pair of diarrhea-riddled seagulls they just do ordinary friend things like shopping clothes and talking about their relationships.
>>145158879
Ryoko is cute, I like to bully her.
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>>145158920
>tracer thinks she's safe at medium range
>m2 her
>in chat the guy just starts asking "what the fuck"
>Want to play Pharah
>Get shut down by widowmaker or zarya every game
with how fucking slow pharah's fire rate is it's so goddamn easy for Zarya to pop a shield at the perfect time, either on herself or the 20 health dipshit mccree that's running away after he failed to kill me with fan
>>145158946
W-What does "toggle barrier" do? Or am I missing a pun and I'm just a fucking autist.
Anyways, if the enemy team was a dick and they stuck around, I respond with Mei. I never play Mei otherwise. I just go around freezing people and ice-walling them in. It pisses people off so much. It's incredibly satisfying.
Sometimes I Bastion too, but in just the right spot that it's just annoying when I mow them down rather than properly effective for taking points or whatever. I like harassing people.
Why does widowmaker have an smg when she isn't scoped? I think she should be able to no scope people.
>>145159117
I mean, sure, she can up a shield up. Then you wait two seconds and give her another rocket.
>>145159145
you can toggle the barrier so you dont have to keep holding down M2
Step right up
>>145158858
Its not bad at all, the higher the rating the more you have played your hero. You should watch score/min rating though a lot more or win%. So by looking at your win % you are pretty much shit lol
>>145159172
Because console gamers are shit and the game is currently balanced for them.
>>145159021
>payload defense
>loathe the idea of defending a point and losing it with <30s left (happens very often)
>leave
>payload offense
>loathe the inevitable final point trench warfare
Shit game type never again. The only payload map I'll play is Dorado.
>>145159117
Against Widowmaker, stay on the ground or use the environment as a shield, get close and shift and hope your sneak attack kills her first.
>>145159173
two seconds is a long ass time in a teamfight
>>145155526
Make him not lose the orbs behind walls. He suddenly counters annoying enemy flankers like reaper, mccree and tracer. Still made of paper, but with high rewards.
>1st game of the day
>get raped by 5 stack
>2nd game
>get raped by 3-4 stack
>3rd game
>hanamura attack
>team doesn't understand the importance of grouping up
I question myself why I still play this fucking trash
>>145159072
I wonder they said that one person on the cast is gay, could it possibly be Pharra? From the way she reacts anytime her mom is brought up it could be that was a huge point of tension between the two.
>>145158946
>those hammer of dawns
also, pic related
you can't fuck up a bastionmainoffguard
>>145159086
>he expects balance in a blizzard game that's not starcraft
>>145159328
how do you know you´re playing against stack?
Seriously defense have so much advantage over attack its fucking stupid with these retarded map spawns.
>>145159086
theyre still trying to figure out how to change the matchmaking so we stop complaining about forced 50 without actually removing forced 50
also estimating at what point in time they should push the next wave of cosmetics that have already been finished for a month live as to maximize new loot box purchases without cutting into the current flow of purchases too severely
>>145159117
use your conc blast to surprise Widow
>>145159393
that's actually not true, attack has a higher win %
>>145159328
ONE MAN APOCALYPSE
>>145159443
Only in higher MMR.
So basically people like that anon are just shitters.
>>145159393
If defense loses a fight, the game's over. If attack loses a fight, the clock drops 30 seconds before another can happen again. Its all for a reason
>>145159330
>he know what they're called
good to see somebody else played Gears
>>145159329
The only gay people are Lucio (the twink) and Reinhardt (the bear).
Zarya is too girly to be a dyke.
>>145159393
It's the other way around, all you need to take an objective is to wipe the enemy team once. attackers can go suicidal on a point several times and if they succeed once it's an objective
The exception to this Temple of Anubis, where if the defenders get wiped once at the first point the attackers can win the game right away
>>145159457
That only applies to stacks. Attackers need only one push to win while defenders have to do it constantly. You ain't finding that shit in a pub game except for the one game out of 20 when matchmaking actually works.
>>145147759
>china and south korea
i don't think so tim
>>145159304
>Dorado
>Welcome to the pinata TRENCH HELL Dorado
Okay
>>145159329
I really wouldn't mind if it would be Lucio
>>145159363
because when i go after their widow the 4 people with her stack come rushing in a group to kill me with lucio speed boost + rein shield up
>>145159578
I don't know what could give you that idea
>>145159534
The capture maps really need to be tweaked to give the defenders instant respawn for a short interval after A has been capped.
The attacking team's ult charges should also be wiped to stop them from dropping all their shit on B point at the first rush.
Just had a game where 3 DVAs and 3 Reinhardts rushed hanamura point A, It was pretty effective.
>>145159329
none of them are
it was said to just to appease the faggots who care about that and they left themselves an out by saying they were still working on everything
the desperation of faggots to have representation despite being a small percentage of the population is just sad
>>145159535
it's true, women are slaves to cock, they might think they're gross, but their bodies crave it
>>145158215
what made you think this game was legit
>full pullback body scatter shot does 400 damage.
>>145159728
>trying to quickscope like some CoDfag
>on a 20 tickrate server
holy kek what did you expect?
Honzo deleted when?
>>145147694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuOl27qBn0k
>>145159476
>zarya
>girly
I mean that would be pretty funny i guess, but is there any indication to that?
>in before le pink hair
>>145159660
Ahh sounds about like making Zarya a hard core racist but designing her so the SJWs would think she's one of them.
Has anyone ever rounded a corner with low health and NOT died due to the tickrate? I think I can honestly say it hasn't happened once.
>>145159728
Why are you quickscoping?
>that feel when there's a good widow AND a good hanzo on the other team
>and you've been playing tank for ages so you really don't want to whip out rein because it's always your job
>and when you ask for a tank someone picks d.va
aaaaaAAAAAAAA
>Australian severs must be dead since I am getting stuck with American players
>3 games now with the worst player on the team mouthing off like a retard
Huh, I'll take the no speaking Australians anytime
>friend is in the top ten for Reaper players on MasterOverwatch
>other friend is in top ten for Mercy players on MasterOverwatch
>too scared to play games with them now because I'm not that good even though they say it's fine
help
>>145159229
I've had a lot of games where I joined and got a defeat 1 minute after. I should probably focus on some heroes more.
>>145159865
He has to make his ebin youtube montage.
Looking for the comic with Junkrat in a baby harness. Anyone have it?
>>145159882
>>and when you ask for a tank someone picks d.va
That shit drives me up the fucking wall, and I don't even play Junkrat
>>145159728
Widowmaker players are the last people who have any right to complain about Hanzo
>>145159476
Not saying how she is a hardcore conservative Russian patriot, really man she is the last person to be gay do to where she is from.
>>145159910
>top ten on MasterOvercuck
>meaning ANYTHING
oi cobber dats sum gud shit if me do say so myself
Even though Symmetra is from a race of poo in the loo. She actually is really civilized and hates disgusting things. I find it cute when the dialogue from the team pokes fun of her for being so so straight laced.
Got 1k coins. What skins are a necessity?
Is there a hero with a lesser skill gap than Hanzo
It is literally impossible to tell the difference between a good one and a shit one
>>145160042
It at least means they're decent, probably.
>>145159882
>have a tank on our team
>go zarya to help both of us out
>he switches after seeing it
>>145159882
>He needs a good tank because they have a widow and hanzo
>Doesn't want a DVa who will go and fuck these two characters
Huh? What are you actually after?
>average wait is now 3 mins
>for SOLO q
7,000,000 players
>>145160089
Thanks man
>>145159858
I survived at 2 hp as Pharah for a good half of a round, because let's all be honest here.
Nobody in this game looks UP.
>>145159910
All it means is that they are poop sock mainers.
>>145160124
A good one can shit on an entire team just like WM does. But then they could also just play WM and do even better so fuck knows.
>>145160135
no. it's nothing but overall score. any shitter could play 300 hours widow and be the #1 while being useless trash every game
STAY
HYDRATED
>>145160136
Cause you have to make all the boxes on the right go away!
im actually in love with tracerjk im not a fucking fag LMAO
>>145160143
It's searching a suitable 6 stack to put against you while also getting you crayon eaters for your team ;)
>>145160217
this mentality needs to away
that team tips shit is honestly why some of my matches are shit, sometimes we don't need a builder being useless
>>145160185
>tfw you're pharah and the enemy team just lets you do whatever you want
>>145160245
r u a grill
>>145160089
>prototype talon body armor
>get 50 eliminations with pharah
>get 0 commends
>Our Mcree with like 20-something FTH kills and 32 total eliminations gets 3
I mean I know they're worthless, but it still slightly tilted me
>>145160259
I know that feel man, I get that they were trying to be helpful in a way but it makes it stupid some games.
>>145160245
She's not real luv.
I wish Reinhardt was my dad!
>>145160143
>just saw guy I've been randomly teamed with for 3rd time in row on my team
>he leaves game mid round
>1min later he's put back in my game
this is just sad at this point
>>145160089
That's CUTE
>>145160296
If you want to go full fedora, a life with experience and skills is worth more than a baby who's relatively easily replaced.
fucking game keeps throwing me into losing games already over what the fuck man
I made a List from most to least smelly overwatch character.
>Roadhog: For obvious reasons.
>Torbjôrn: He is a hairy dwarf.
>Reaper: He is a decaying undead guy not armpit or sweat smell but the smell of death.
>Winston: He is a monkey.
>Tracer: She has a device with an exposed power core that stabilizes her timeline. The core is most likely not waterproof. She cant take it off to bathe because she would stop existing in the physical realm. She would build up sweat because she moves around alot.
>Soldier 76: Heavy combat armor, runs around alot and he is old.
>Reinhardt and Pharah: Heavy combat suit with thrusters that ignite at use. Would build up heat at use causing them to sweat. Pharah uses it to fly and Reinhardt to charge forward.
>Zarya: Alot of testesterone and bodybuilding.
>McCree: Cowboys werent always big on hygiene. He wears heavy clothes.
>Junkrat: He smells more of gunpowder but he still smells.
>D.Va: She could be lower if she was only in mech form. When she leaves mech for a long time smell could build. The mech obviously has to be air conditioned. No smell while in mech. If she leaves mech for too long smell can build.
>Lucio: Light clothes but he moves alot. He does smell a bit.
>Symmetra: Doesnt move alot and has portals. Little to no smell.
>Hanzo: His roots are from a badass japanese samurai cult. He most likely knows how to slow down his heartbeat. Meaning he will smell alot less even in action.
>Mercy: Does fly around alot. Not so high chance of sweat building up.
>Mei: Her cold gun and her abilities keep her cold. No chance of smell in sub zero temperatures.
>Widowmaker: She is cold thats why she is blue impossible for her to sweat. She has almost no smell but she is organic after all.
>Genji and Bastion and Zenyatta: No smell whatsoever.
>>145160405
That's not fedora, that's just flat out retarded.
>fight bloody war against robots that randomly decided to wage war against humans
>win
>we're supposed to accept that humans and robots are all fine with each other after 20 years
Jesus Christ, even Star Trek handled AI problems better than this.
>>145159810
>>145159865
Widow moves faster unscoped, so it's better to unscope after shooting since it lets you strafe faster. Most effective when an enemy is shooting at you and you need to quickly get in and out of cover.Overwatch 101
>>145159858
>muh 2 frames
You're experiencing shooter biased latency compensation, not the tickrate boogeyman.
>genji shitter on our team gets mad we lost a game
>Call him retarded for picking genji and doing nothing
>Hes on the opposite team the next map
>Hes the attacker, i'm defending
>He constantly targets me
>We stomp him into the ground because he likes to 1v6 like most shit genjis
>He goes genji again on defense
>We stomp them and push easily
>His team is fucking mad as hell because he refuses to change to anyone else when hes literally doing nothing
>He leaves the game
>>145160259
>no sniper
>last two guys pick hanzos
>>145160425
thanks, i like the idea of Tracer being more smelly than Symmetra, despite Sym wiping her ass with her hand.
add it to the collage senpai
>>145160265
>tfw the turret will always see you and fuck you in the ass
>>145160452
But they aren't fine with each other
That's sort of the whole point
>>145156392
HEARD YOU TALKIN SHIT LIKE I WOULDN'T FIND OUT
>>145160425
autism, but good job. Mei should be higher though, one of her voices lines in hollywood is "I think my clothes are too warm for this place" or something like that. So she is definitely drained in sweat
>>145156357
>nerf widowmaker so she can't oneshot him no questions asked
Just say "remove snipers from the game". It's what you want, at least have the balls to be honest.
>>145160452
Omnic Crisis 2.0 is one abused toaster away. No, we're not suppose to believe that.
>>145160528
>no matter how much you peek and shoot it always lands a shot on you
Anyone have that collage of all the Reaper players with edgy names? I genuinely regret not saving it
>>145160281
a hot grill
>>145160338
>shes not real luv
>luv
tracer please you bae af
>>145160540
A war against AI would not end in a peace treaty if humans won, it would end in removal of all high levels of Artificial intelligence.
>>145160452
That's just it they aren't, the heroes cinematic with 76 shows this. The Russians are still wanting to destroy any omnics they see, as evident by Zarya's lines to Genji, Bastion and Zenyatta. Not everyone is ok with omnics it's just the majority of the world decided peace was better then continuing till one or the other was annihilated.
>>145160185
>The hitscan heroes on your team not shooting the aerial targets
>>145160648
This guy read Dune.
ask a widow main anything
This games world/stages is pretty comfy.
>tfw you will never eat noodles in this game
>>145160450
How so? Emotionally/ethically saving the baby is the right thing to do, but if you look pure at the 'value', I'd rather have an adult with certain skills with me (value 15+ years), than a baby (~1 year).
Unless it's a situation with a lot of old people.
>>145160708
Why are you only good for shiny ass to look at?
>>145160708
What's it like getting constantly shit on by Winstons?
>>145160630
i think someones keeping a master list
im unsure
if they need it, i found a DarkKing666
>>145160708
Why are you such a pussy
Why do you have to be that guy
Why havent you killed yourself yet
nEEd CUte PEOPLE TO PLAY WITH
FioshNZ#1553
>>145160708
Why post such bait?
>>145160528
>get Thorbear on illios
>know my turret piss off Pharah
>move to another location so when they drop down I can immediately build another
Based midget man.
>>145160708
Does Widowmaker fart when you stand still for too long?
Does she poot after every shot to hide the sound?
Is the spider mine thing just her sweat and dirty panties in a liquid form?
>>145160708
Do you ever weep for those cucks who have to pick Winston so they have a chance at winning the game and then get shredded by your pocket McCree/Bastion/Reaper bodyguard?
>>145160708
Do you like a hot dick between your ass cheeks while you wear your skin tight suit?
reminder
people who play widow/mcree are compensating for their small dicks
>>145160675
>he Russians are still wanting to destroy any omnics they see,
That's because the second omnic uprising has started in russia and south korea recently.
Actually, is there a north korea in ovrwatchverse? Or have they reunited after another kim's death?
>>145156357
One of the biggest problems with him is that if you don't get a torb or sym you get fucked. So when he feels like an attacking healer/support you're not going to have a torb/sym on attack so it ends up feeling shit.
Bloodknight or Blackknight?
>>145160843
D.Va is from Busan, South Korea, so there is presumably still a North Korea.
>finally get another legendary
>it's a recolor of another legendary i already havei like it more than the other one i have, gambler mccree looks better than riverboat mccree
>>145156392
Fuck you, I'll play pistol only Mercy until I get a POTG with her.
>>145160843
I'd figure they united when giant omnics from the sea tried to attack.
>>145160754
i dont know
>>145160759
sometimes annoying if they know what theyre doing but most of the time you can live, either if your team is helping you deal with him or if you can land headshots on him
>>145160773
i embrace your tears with an open cup
>>145160817
no to all of those
>>145160819
only if theyre a low level
>>145160823
yes
widow main signing out
>>145160708
why it gotta be so hard to find widow players who aren't shit
I just want to actually have to use my ult to kill one someday, instead of just shitting on them
>>145160759
man one headshot on Winston makes him like, SMG killable, if a winston doesn't play smart he gets put back in the zoo
>>145160913
That face! I want to glaze it so bad.
>>145160932
The best way to get a POTG with mercy is to throw yourself into the middle of a firefight that your team is losing, press Q, then instantly die
Thunderbird or Mechaqueen?
>>145160913
Stonehardt. Don't be a bitch.
>>145160932
Or until you are blacklisted by everyone and have no one to play with
>>145161007
>tfw the Bastion that was in turret form at the beginning of the match gets the PotG instead by just holding m1
>Or it is Mcree using his ult
>>145160876
>giving armor packs to Zenyatta [or anyone really]
>seeing him return from battle with health levels that would've been death otherwise
Always feels like a job well done, but it does make me realise all Torbjorn really does is augment an already strong defence into an unbreakable one.
>>145161041
Mechanic with touchdown intro, then again always was a fan of Gundam.
>>145161003I SEE YOU BEHIND DAT COMPUTER MONEETOR
>>145160425
Implying bastion doesn't smell like birdshit
>People actually like Mei
You know she literally murdered all of her co-workers dont you?
>>145161079
Thanks anon!
>Fool Junkrat
>Juggle emote
Truly best combination
>>145157581
The is grade A level projection
>>145161079
Mecha* fucking auto correct.
I did it guys
And now upon retrospect I ask why
>>145148915
No.
>Hey! Chill out!
>>145161130
thats very bubbly for cum
>HotS matchmaking all over again
Well I guess it was fun while it lasted
>>145161130
You think we don't know that's hand soap? Actually jizz on your poster, then come back.
>>145161130
>>145161057
>>145160913
>waifufaggots in a nutshell
Kill yourselves
>>145161174
Why wouldn't you
>>145161073
>attacking on anubis
>see a McCree with a pocket medic, shields from Symmetra, and armor from Toblerone
I just left, honestly.
>lose in overtime because Mercy refused to ult as punishment for letting her die to Widow a few times
>>145161197
>HotS matchmaking
>implying I wouldn't fucking love "queue up as a certain hero"
What's the porn archive like? I'm not going to waste 3.5GB if it's all SFM
The game has been out for ages, why isn't there more NSFW cosplay yet?
>>145157812
your pic is making me feel funny
>>145161174
so you're the Pharah main i'm gonna have to beat on Masteroverwatch huh?
>>145161246
I know I would, so my games are limited to one Hanzo main a piece.
>>145161226
Into the fucking trash you go.
Next time you learn to protect your healer.
https://u.pomf.is/wrjzei.mp4
Really makes you thinknsfw :^)
>>145157812
>Face off against enemy Rein
>We both earthshatter at the same time
>Get up
>Charge eachother at the same time
>Get up again
>Battle to the death
Was a great time
>two Meis in my team
>>145161226
>your Mercy will sit on her ult until gg
>enemy Mercy will rez over 9000 times in the match
>teammate chooses Mercy instead of Lucio
>>145161331
Is it acceptable to interfere in a Rein duel?
>Enemy went 6 D.vas on KoTH
>>145161325
That's not a french accent
>>145161226
I really never understood this, how do you not try and keep enough situational awareness to protect the person the enemy team normally tries to single out?
>>145161325
Widow mains in a nutshell
Just sluts
>>145161379
Not if you value your Reinhardt's honor.
>>145161387
Side effect of Talon brainwashing
>kings row
>symmetra deploys her room of death in the small room
>enemy team just captures the point and rides off on the wagon
>>145161325
>german-african-turk accent
what the fuck
>Final stretch of Route 66
>Be D.Va
>throw my ult into enemy area
>lands on floating platform
>comes right back towards me
Not that it would have killed anything anyway. D.Va's ult sucks.
>>145161325
I want to meet the girl who voiced this blueberry and buy her lunch.
>>145161423
Another reason why she is worst girl
>>145161063
Sounds good, then I'll actually get put on decent teams instead of the usual potatoes I get.
>>145159886
>Aus servers down earlier
>forced onto some kind of asian or american server
>people with moon runes in their name make up half of both teams
>only one player uses his mic, sounds like he's from texas
>200 ping, decide to Reinhardt for a change
>end up with POTG from charging into a room full of people and swinging my hammer around wildly, no Q press required
>the fun continues for the next three matches
It's like a breath of fresh air to play with people outside of Australia.
>>145161325
that voice was awful
>>145161471
That's a man doing the voice
>>145161412
So >>145160963 then.
>tfw will never have a widowmaker pro tease and service my dick in a skin tight suit after a game
>Playing on worst map Hanamura
>On the offense
>Play as Junkrat and launch myself over the wall and flank enemy team, destroying all their turrets and shit
>Waiting for team to now come through and take the objective with me
>They're all standing at the gate playing duck and cover and being held back by one Soldier 76
>We fucking lose because no one makes it through the gate
fuck this game
>dva uses ult on the south side of a building
>I'm on the east side of that building
>still die to it
>>145161514
GOD DAMN IT
>>145161325
>the heat of my ass
isn't her body like super cold ? that's why her body is blue, right ?
>>145161379
It is never acceptable.
>>145161469
>throw MEKA in Ilios' little cuck shed as my team is fighting inside
>emote for le ebic POTG
>Reinhardt charges it back towards me
>with a Zarya shield on
>>145161574
A big strong black man
>>145161581
She's blue because they filled her with blueberry juice
>>145161587
I swear, I'm lucky I got the Cute Spray achievement during shitter levels cuz there's no way I'd be able to get it now.
>>145161581
Snek hero when?
Best Overwatch girl is streaming!
>>145161587
>>145161549
fuck, just like this actually, but with a zarya shield on rein and no autism spray
if anybody on EU wants to group up for the 20% more XP hit me up
Metro#2338
https://playoverwatch.com/en-gb/career/pc/eu/Metro-2338
>>145161325
>voiced SFM porn
do people actually get off to this
>>145161709
i just admire the work put into it.
OH
https://u.pomf.is/rudgai.mp4
This one has a worse accent
>>145155665
Why are her rare and legendary skins so based?
>>145156061
He's very optimistic.
I find it a slightly annoying trait, but others might find it more endearing.
How much energy do you need for it to be considered a high energy kill?
>>145161642
>Talon's biological experiments extends beyond necrosis and blueberries
>Starts turning volunteers into Chimeras
I can dig it. Thinking something along the lines of Batman Beyond.
>>145161647
>No webcam
>Can see the fucking window
Can see why Based Yames told her he didn't love her
>>145161810
A high amount
>>145161374
>having lucio and mercy on your team
>>145161850
Why does a stream need a webcam? You're not just watching a stream for the streamer's looks are you?
>>145161797
Especially annoying when he's bouncing around the payload like a fuck jagaloon. Love swatting him off as Reinhardt right as his team comes to save him and shouting "Do I have your attention?!"
>>145161768
there's no way a dude altered his voice and did this.
show me the girl, i want to ass fuck her boypussy
>>145161810
I believe 70? You should actually be able to hear the difference.
>>145161709
Some of it is actually good. Unfortunately most of it is done with the same handfull of shitty VAs who all have their dicks sucked endlessly for doing a shit job.
>Mercy = Witch Skin
>Torbjorn = Viking Skin
What will the rest of the halloween skins be?
>>145161774
Because MECHA
>>145161768
>that animation
is she a fucking octopus jesus christ
>join game
>DEFEAT
>leave
>join game
>1 minute left on the clock, team is being camped at base
>leave
>join game
>DEFEAT
I fucking love this meme
>>145161810
Above 70 I'm guessing as that's what the achievement needs
>>145161830
>Chimera hero
>>145161810
You'll know, cause squishies start melting and panicking.
>>145161954
Just don't leave after the match.
>>145161642
We already have.
>>145161768
I'm just thinking of a lonely guy doing these voices by himself in his shitty mancave
>>145161768
the voice acting iskinda hot
>any hero
>any map
>take the high ground
>win
try it
>>145162016
often it doesn't matter because 5/6 players from the losing team leave so it reinstances
>>145161886
What the fuck is that game?
>x has changed to Reinhardt (was McCree)
>>145161939
They'll give Pudge some epin maymay bikini set like they did for Pudge in HotS.
>>145161964
woah there, I was thinking more like this
reminder
this is blizzard matchmaking. i guarentee you this is going on in overwatch.
>>145162056
Mego...
>>145162109
I don't play shit games; what is this image depicting exactly?
>>145161939
I want a Pharah mummy skin. Makes absolutely no sense but I don't give a damn
>>145162082
>make this post
>join a game
>it's KotH and the enemy team has 99% on overtime
memed yet again
>>145162032
It's actually done by a phone sex girl. I don't know if that's better or worse though.
>>145162140
3rd column from the right is mmr. the picture is depicting pathetically bad matchmaking.
>>145160214
Why is she spitting fire into that bottle?
Why are Funko POPs a thing? Why are goth skins a thing? Fucking Blizzard.
https://u.pomf.is/wsgyhr.mp4
:^)
>there's a reason overwatch was taken down, maybe it should stay that way
what did she mean by this?
>>145161886
>tfw I've done this in real life
>tfw I've been caught and questioned by the police for it
>PTSD all over again thanks to this webm
>>145162212
Funko pops are just this generation's beanie babies
>>145162213
>that voice acting
dropped
>>145162217
They basically didn't give a shit about collateral damage. Think Civ war and MoS
>>145161939
Frankenstein Winston
Headless Horseman Reaper
Skeleton Zenyatta
Abomination Roadhog
Sarcophagus armor mummy Pharah(more like mummy issues lul)
>make an airborne character
>better on the ground
>just a better Junkrat
Good work, Blizzard
>D.Va uses her mech explosion special
>Have nowhere to hide so I stand on the opposite side of the payload
>No damage whatsoever
>Even when the payload is hovering off the ground by 3 feet
shouldn't my knees be blown off or something?
>>145162217
She never was ok with the fact Overwatch was a military organization, also from what I've gathered Blackwatch, the black ops division for Overwatch, did some pretty shady shit which caused alot of backlash.
>>145162231
>taking photos of girls is the same as getting shot at by mudslims in a fucking desert
top kek, tumblr is thataway
>>145162109
What's the problem both have an average of ~2000 :v)
>>145162263
https://u.pomf.is/vszevd.webm
What you don't like QUALITY?
>>145162212
They're shitty ripoffs for people who don't know about Nendos.
>>145161768
i cant stop fucking laughing
>>145162135
i dont care man, it souds like a female i'll jack off to it
>>145162287
>make an airborne character
>punish the character for taking off
I know right?
10/10 design
>>145162217
Mercy was never a huge fan of Overwatch to begin with, she just saw it as a platform for her to reach as many people in need as possible. And we don't know the specifics, but apparently a lot of controversies popped up before Overwatch's fall.
She probably believes Overwatch served it's purpose, and an organization on Overwatch's scale centered around military force shouldn't stick around.
So is a patch due on the 20th?
Stop being mean to D.va!
>>145162213
10/10
these people are dedicated, i'd donate to their patreon
Looked around and couldn't find an answer; if a team had multiple Torbleborbs, would they share scrap drops or have their own instances of scrap to collect?
Does the payload go faster with more than one person on it?
>>145162171
At least it's a different game? You could leave the server because you don't feel like playing solo against the stack and get put right back in their game over and over every time you search.Like me :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os74I3hAPNo
That feel when you find a new game only to recognize the names and realize forced 50 isn't done with you. inb4 console, my cell phone is more powerful than this computer.
>>145162450
Up to 3
>>145162440
no idea but you can't even repair another toblerones turret, that's bullshit
>>145162287
Its all misogyny, the male characters are better versions of all the female characters
Lucio > Mercy
Junkrat > Pharah
Reinheart > D.VA
Mcree > Tracer
Tobenjorn > Symmentra
Widowmaker has internal misogynyThis is a joke post pls don't take it seriously
>>145162213
>tfw tracer's face is always fucked up in sfm
>>145162217
She meant that she's a braindead liberal.
>>145162213
balls don't expand and contract like that when you cum
>>145162310
>NERF THIS is blocked by the payload
>projectiles, RIP-tire, Roadhog's hook and hitscan weapons aren't
LE EPIC DESIGN XD
>>145162217
She just needs a good dicking.
>>145162451
yeah that has happened to me too
if I leave a game I wait 1-2 minutes so I don't go right back in
>>145162539
Tracers' face is fucked by default
>>145158772
>Into_the_trash_it_goes.jpg
>>145162562
she'll come around
>>145162606
>he doesn't expand and contract his balls to pump extra cum
>be australian
>regular server nets me 20ms
>suddenly connect to indonesian server
>130ms
>chua kip dat tele bi no di' chet
>pinoys yelling at me over voice comms
>this is our team composition
dubs decides who I main
>>145162628
That's why T-racer is so good.
Her eyes are cute, her face is not, and the ponytail is nice.
>>145162665
Genji
When are we going to get some NSFW cosplay porn? The game has existed for ages
SFM porn is trash lets be honest
>>145162663
Filipinos are the most powerful race in the world.
>>145162663
damn, the indonesians play 5v5?
>tfw you're finally getting into games where you're not the best player on your team
it's a bittersweet feeling
>>145162665
No one, because mains are fucking cancer
>>145162707
>tfw you see an unshooped pic of that cosplayers face
She looks like an old lady.
>>145162727
I cut myself out so I don't get doxxed by the famous hacker that lurks here
>>145162832
oh please, this isn't fucking /b/ circa 2005
Avoid/prefer players.
Does it do anything? Or is it just statistics?
>>145162805
post
>>145162832
fag
>>145162901
It's a broken functionality. Avoid player actually prefers them.
>>145162562
>Swiss
>liberal
>>145162760
>obviously the worst player on my team
>everyone is level 120+ or more
>as soon as you get in sight of the other team's crosshairs they delete you
>your team is setting up and playing defensively but you're the asshole who peeks his head out and gets murdered
I don't want to be here, I want to be a scrub again
>first game in two days
>it puts me into a 1m20 left attack where the first checkpoint wasn't taken yet
>>145162917
Idk I think the cosplayers name is tasha or something.
>>145162135
MY GIF IS NAMED SOMETHING DIFFERENT DONT YOU TRY TO THINK THATS ME I ONLY BROWN POST DONT U OMG IM THE ONLY ALIEN
>>145162901
Placebo for the most part.
Since Blizzard thinks we enjoy losing, "Prefer" just helps you get into matches with them, but it doesn't mean you'll be on their team.
"Avoid" will help avoid playing with that player, on both your team and the enemy team, but only takes place when you leave the game and start a new queue.
>>145162951
Getting into any game in progress always sucks
>>145162135
>>145162960
what is this autism?
>>145163026
NO GUNI'm saving that, thanks.
>Mei throws her ZOW DONG PING PONG KILL AMERICA ult
>Eat it up with D.va's shield
EAT SHIT
>>145163016
Is Overwatch the new 2hu ?
>>145163071
Or reflect with Genji and await in incoming /match flame toward the Mei.
>>145162924
t. famous hacker
you can't hack me buddy
>>145163120
Requesting that webm of Genji deflecting the Russian gravity bomb
>>145163068
am i missing some kind of secret discord shit?
why cant you fags just post in the thread?
>>145163190
they're lolg fags, just disregard them
>>145147805
M2
He gets say 2 shots before they go on cooldown and have to recharge
So its like a parallel to 76's helix rockets
>tfw I got 2 legendaries from a single box
>mfw I didn't screen shot
>>145162271
They did.
The problem was that Blackwatch under Reyes' asshurt control became increasingly secretive and erratic, to the point where it was basically just doing whatever Reyes wanted with zero oversight. This proved fatal for the organization after an undercover investigation spilled all this shit.
Mercy's problem with Overwatch is probably that the organization proved easy to manipulate from within.
>Widowmaker ult is dead silent
>no indication of Hanzo's sonar
Why are they so determined to make sure that you instantly die when you walk around a corner with absolutely no warning?
>>145162707
Should of bought crocs for the cosplay
>>145163485
What are you talking about? You can hear both clear as day. At least on the PS4 there's no issue
>>145162665
Symmetra.
>>145163485
>Tfw close enough to hear enemy widow use ult
>Hey guys widow used her ult
>Team funnels themselves into her and her team's sights
What are the symbols that sometimes pop up near the top left? sometimes there's a lightning bolt and sometimes there's 3 squares.
>>145163638
You have to be sniffing her ass to hear it.
>>145162665
The cast. You aren't suppose to just pick one character.
>>145147694
Rein's should be this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNN9MH6UQ3c
>>145163307
I think this would work
80 damage each and arc heavily
>>145163807
I think 3 squares is packet loss, and I'm sure the other is also network related
>>145162665
All of the female characters.
>>145162665
Mccre
Do you think lots of farts get trapped in Mei's thick clothing?
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