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>Events schedule for June:
6/8 - Miscolored Memories
~6/6 - 6/14 - Tales Event Re-run
6/9 - Defend Order Release
6/13 - Defend Order Returns (maybe)
6/13 - 6/23 - Tales Event Part 2
6/23 - 6/30 - Celestial (All 4 Style)
6/30 - 7/8 - Scenario Event
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Previous thread:
>>145042401
water
vira
muh
Tales of Asteria sucks but at least you never have to really play the game.
wordfilter
i want a Colossus umbrella
I'm a Virasexual.
falz
Remember if Song fings a nice shop, you should go with her, not like the Eternals that don't bother.
I'm an idolsexual.
>>145071250
She votes for Percy in the poll
Steparu is arguably the greatest english player
>>145071286
>implying Vira would vote for a male
There's Viracuck level delusional and then there's you.
How do you unlock sophie and Milla with the Vira costume in TOA?
>>145071278
Sorn isn't even Gransexual, waste of a character
ded
>>145071327
He literally gets paid and given free shit to advertise for them.
>>145071365
>Can't beat the dick.png
Everyone votes for Percy in the poll
If they don't vote for Percy they get correctional voting lessons for the poll
In the end she votes for Percy in the poll
where the bahas at fampaitachi
>>145071489
Who names their child Radovan anyway
>>145071489
Ebin
>>145071489
sorry man, i don't want to get shot by russian mobsters.
>>145071582
I don't feel like hosting for a while since we almost failed the last one. There were only two HS in the raid and someone had to pop a elixir to finish it off.
There a guide for quickly getting to 30 in the tales game?
>>145071489
>>145071717
What happened?
also
>Serbia still exists
>>145071717
>>145071489
why are you doing this, and why are you posting this shit in gbfg
fuck off dude
>>145071769
1. Play the goddamn game.
2. Repeat
>>145071769
1. Hit auto
2. LMAO you're level 30
>>145071582
Too busy trying to get non-existent flips.
Also this >>145071670
>>145071717
>>145071489
Why do people do this sort of shit to other people and then give out the info for other's to take advantage of. If you went so far in petty vengeance, then you might as well finish the job yourself.
>>145072105
seriously fuck off
I love running /gbfg/ bahas, they're comfy and the sticker spam is entertaining.
>>145071489
>>145071717
>>145072105
Take this shit to /b/, you retard
>>145072105
No one cares
>>145072105
Not your personal army, kill yourself.
>>145072180
That's pretty much the reason why I host them.
>>145071769
Get Yuri from the news section.
Shove all the free books they give you down his throat.
Hit auto and be done.
Check back every couple of minutes when the mission's done so you can start the next.
Where the FUCK are the janitors and why aren't they doing their fuckingjob
>>145072367
Hot pockets currently in the microwave
>>145072320
Reminder to report and filter this shit.
memes memes memes memes memes
>See this thread
>Look at viramate
>Start sweating bullets
>Gotta keep farming unknowns
>Hard to queue my moves via hotkeys cause of all the sweat
>Kawaii desu ne
>>145072364
Now you want janitors?
>>145072367
Did you try actually reporting the posts?
How are your unknowns coming along guys?
>>145072471
Of course I did.
>>145071717
>>145071489
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T USE VIRAMATE
Anyone else's game suddenly start to run slow lately? Even running on lite my battle animations are slow and choppy.
>>145072457
No I want to be Level 30 in this shitty game so I never have to play it again.
How good is Sophie?
>>145071957
>>145072147
>>145072190
C'mon ladies, just fuck off as well. You're all cancers and no better than him, also acts like someone's personal army. It's plain as day.
>>145072456
gets me everytime
>>145072618
>people not wanting retards spamming a thread with an unrelated quarrel in any fucking way to the thread's topic are cancer
yeah okay
fucking kill yourself
>>145072618
Throw yourself and your buttbuddy in a gutter
>>145072676
>report, don't reply
It's really hard
>>145072801
i've been reporting every post of his, but what does it matter if janitors don't do anything
>>145072572
I didn't realize right away, but if you click on the news thing then the banner with the number in it, you get free shit including a 5 star character, and any books help to level him up. With him you can literally auto your way to 30. Took me like half a day but only cause I i'd forget it was running most of the time. Hope this helps
>>145072976
Yes that's exactly what I told him to do.
What happened to defense order? I missed the news, but it seems that we got 3 elixirs because they fucked something up.
>>145073049
It was a complete disaster
>>145073009
cucked him probs
>>145073049
servers exploded
>>145073049
>make a 50,000 player cap
>gets filled instantly
>don't account for over 50,000 people all trying to rush into a time-sensitive event all at once
>server explodes
>everyone is displeased except for the three people that got something decent out of it
And that's Defend Order in a nutshell.
>>145073009
Probably called this deranged homo a faggot or something he lost his shit. These guys are always like this.
>>145073149
Wasn't it a 10k cap?
>>145073205
Each DO game has a maximum of 50,000 participants.
>>145073205
10k for the area keeper I think?
>Finally got both my Katanas with some pots to spare
Hopefully the dark weapon won't be a stick or something
>>145073006
Yeah, plus you can gacha a full 4/5star team to go with him. It wasn't a hassle for me to leave running in the background and tab back to change quests when I remembered
>>145073149
Damn, that proves that they really don't playtest or simulate new features before implementing them. I wonder who actually approved of this.
>>145073320
Dark only needs one unknown.
>>145073398
Well I mean it's hard to simulate or playtest with 50k people, live is really the only way but you'd think they would expect this to happen still.
>>145073408
>not using Odin
>100 crystals
>>145073408
I'm a Odin memer, also Grande teams use several
>>145073149
>>everyone is displeased
Well, didn't they watch the nico stream?
Earth sword unknown when?
>>145073502
This is actually pretty easy to test, ddos your own server with 500k-1m requests in <one minute and see if he can handle it. That's basically timed events in a nutshell. FGO had the same during Halloween and the servers went on fire.
>>145073504
>>145073595
If you use Odin, why stop at 2 unknowns?
Do we know if the next tales character is level 30 in asteria again?
>>145073907
It's 50, it turns out...
Where's the surprise ticket?
>>145073803
Because I already have 2 Swords of Light
>>145074009
Nice, free ticket with the character.
>>145074065
Why would you use a light weapon in a dark pool?
>>145074009
source?
>>145074139
The Sword of Light is from the Slayers Event. Despite the name, it's dark.
FUCK
>>145073907
What make you think the 2 part will have a campaign? It's obvious unlikely.
>>145073763
Not only that but by data and math alone you can know how much your server can respond, besides who in their sane mind makes a game mode with limited slots and limited time to join?
It's like asking to be DDo by nip rush.
>>145074139
anon...
>>145074327
Nice fodder.
>>145074065
How do you get a sword of light?
>>145074327
Massive HP+counter, can't go wrong
>>145074329
it says so in game anon
>>145074329
Because when you click on the banner it says 1 character is loyalty, 1 is from asteria and 1 is from farmed materials.
>>145074327
at least you got fodder, my last flip were more summons
>but the crystals and fire element are used for HL stuff
no, fuck this shit, i'd rather get a SR weapon than see another summon
desu the Do rewards are surprisingly generous. You get 500 shields guaranteed, so you're looking at a 100 runs maximum to get the most expensive reward.
>>145074345
>cygames
>math
I doubt anyone there is even capable of using a calculator, their balancing speaks for itself.
>>145074421
It was from a past event, so you can't unless they rerun.
This is a strange question I know, got to ask anyway, just what instruments are being played in the first island theme anyway? Anybody can tell?
everytime i try to log in the game, i somehow ends up on this screen instead of the actual game, i can get to the actual game by pressing the TOP button but it has never done this before and it's freaking me out, anyone know why?
>>145074528
you'll cry when you won't be able to lb4 your shit because you have no elements
>>145059596
>the only worthwhile character is again the one that requires playing that other shit
that game really is that fucking bad off that it can't get players without collabs that hold the only rewards that matter hostage behind playing it, huh.
>can't play tales of ass
>thus both collabs are useless
go set yourself on fire, HRT.
>>145074756
Lazy faggot btfo
>>145074523
It's just free shit then
>>145074329
You're dumb.
>>145073149
feels bad for people who stayed up for musical chairs
>>145074564
anon the reward are tiered and we have no fucking idea what the tier 4 and tier 5 reward are, no way those shitty summon are the best reward
>>145074756
You better not talk shit about best boy Yuri nigga.
>>145074756
>>can't play tales of ass
How? I literally wasn't even going to touch the game but then Tear got announced as tie-in only so I started it up. 3 hours later I'm at Level 24 on autopilot.
Why haven't you pubbed your HL baha yet, gbfg?
>>145075195
lel
>>145075195
I have ;^)
>wake up
>Tales is translated
Hurra-
>Tear is the Asteria reward
FUCK
>>145075617
it's gonna be okay anon
>>145075195
Do you happen to have that guide on finding the IDs of people in your raid? I'm blacklisting Tasgus.
so i didnt find it anywhere in the guide that i was asked to read, so can someone list me all cuck bait characters and detailed reasons for why they are cuck baits like where its implied and how, i just need this for reasons
Are you guys still farming the event?
I already got some event weapons and traded the rest of loot for CP.
>>145075967
Fucking sicko
>>145075935
they all are, because reasons.
there you go.
Ayyy
Time to buyChristina.
>>145076046
well fuck, can you still give actual details like i asked nicely?
>>145076071
For your own sake, do not.
>>145076071
>wasting your super bingo
>>145076180
>>145076181
I'm this desperate for gun elements.
>>145074938
You're retarded.
There is no tier 4/5 and there wont be for a long time.
50K is the shield cap.
So feel free to shut the fuck up until you know what you're talking about.
>>145076038
MASAKA
>>145075617
Why aren't you in level 50 already?
>>145076285
dammmmmmmmmmn
Tia gave me 4 guns in a week than Colo gives me sticks in two months.
>>145076692
>4 sticks in two months
Lucky.
Some people are just too fucking lucky.
Meanwhile, I get crappy SR summons.
>IRC killing HL bahas daily
>>145074826
>lazy
>literally cannot play the other game
>lazy
drink your domestos, dumbfuck.
>>145075068
no smartphone, computer shits bricks when I try getting android emulation going.
>>145074954
looks like trap!kirito. or rather, trap!kirito looks like him. whoever came first. either way, it's a damning association and he's not even good enough to warrant grinding for. and the second collab's guy needs to have his barber executed.
>>145076978
No its not. It's even depressing to compare my wind grid to my fire grid where you need two sicks to out damage 1 bolt.
>>145077139
Kill yourself.
>>145077131
Is this supposed to be a bad thing or something?
>>145077139
>looks like trap!kirito. or rather, trap!kirito looks like him. whoever came first. either way, it's a damning association and he's not even good enough to warrant grinding for. and the second collab's guy needs to have his barber executed.
Jesus christ, just end yourself. The world would be better off without you.
>>145077139
>Comparing Based Yuri with that shit-ass-Gary-Stu-of-a-character that is Kirito.
Triggered.
>>145077131
That last run was a joke.
>>145077139
Are you by chance a SEA nigger?
Blind or Rain of Arrows for soloing Chev?
>>145077139
>SAOfags can't figure out how to play games
Sasuga
>>145077326
No, it's actually quite impressive with how routine it is now.
>>145077139
You cannot be this retarded
>>145077139
>no smartphone
Dumb fag.
>>145077139
>tfw start raid
>Do 90% of the bosses health
>Go fap
>Come back later to realize I never asked for help and the raid ran out of time
How do I overcome this depression
>>145077139
>compares yuri to Kirito
>has no smartphone
Stop living in a third world country underage scum. I bet you are that SEAfag from fagbook greentexting all the time.
>no smartphone
Literally what the fuck is wrong with you? How do you exist in 2016? Fucking grandpa.
>>145077932
or a kid snuck into 4chan to post epic memes on reddit and facebook
>>145078013
I doubt that. Nearly all phones are smart phones these days and kids of all ages have them; it's pretty handy for parents to be able to track their every move.
You have to be thirdworld as fuck not to have a smart phone.
So really for Tear, is it lvl 40 or 50 that we need? Anyone have a clue?inb4 >60
>>145077678
The fact that someone set up a proper sheet in English was a big help I suppose. Not to mention with the Chinese destroying the wiki sheets so regularly it actually became a more viable option.
I think the timing was just right to get everyone in there motivated to run their own, plus the 5% chance of gold bar from the red chests certainly encourages people to organize and host and for people to actually contribute for a chance at MVP.The funposting section on the sheet is fun too.
>>145077139
>doesn't know yuri
>no smartphone in 2016
Did your parents not buy you a Xbox to play Vesperia?
>>145076285
calm down
Please put gold bars in casino for 1000000000 chips.
>>145077131
do they do this in the main channel that's linked here often or in a special secret channel?
>>145078121
>5%
That seems a bit high considering they're 1/1000 elsewhere
>>145078121
c-can i host a baha for a free carry?
>>145077531
>5 Firefaggots in the raid
>1 fear lands the whole time
Also that last bit was too close for comfort.
Guys, a question regarding Ferry.
Her third ability is to be used AFTER using ougi for best results, right? Or is the damage done dependent on the amount of ougi consumed?
>>145078357
>easily achievable feat with a week's botting
>>145077885
A fap should not take that long.
>>145077139
so this is what a nigger truly is
>>145078513
do you even fap anon? most of the time is spent finding the right video(s)
>>145078513
>not edging
It's like you don't want to have mind-blowing orgasms.
>>145078480
>Her third ability is to be used AFTER using ougi for best results, right? Or is the damage done dependent on the amount of ougi consumed?
You have to have everybody at 100% and it uses up all the ougi anyway. The ideal situation is that you use it and then have clear so that the triple attacks can refill your ougi bar in 3 turns.
>>145078513
Please
>>145078513
>Having sub 2 hour faps
What the hell's the matter with you?
can retarded casuals such as me play this game. I have no fucking clue what its about but the art and fan art always seems cool.
>>145078378
Nips have calculated that Baha HL chests have a roughly 5% chance to drop them but that was an early figure with a relatively low sample pool. It may have just been good luck, but it's certainly higher than maniac gold bars so it's still worth it to host or to MVP or ideally both.
>>145078456
Well the sheet is public. You're gonna have to gather 17 other people willing to carry your ass though and you'll be hitler'd if you're fire.
>>145078513
>>145078575
>>145078582
>>145078661
Yea it does take a while.
R.I.P, my loot, I hardly knew thee
>>145078613
In TWO turns.
>>145078480
Fill ougi with SS and Amira
Use Ferry's 3rd and clear
Whack for 4 turns
Use Ferry's 2nd and ougi
>>145078613
I see. So it is kind of a gamble. Thanks.
>>145078724
>you'll be hitler'd if you're fire.
what if i'm water?
i can't even fear
>>145078724
Baha HL Red Chests, I should have said.
>>145078737
What did you fap to?
>>145076692
>I got 7 sticks in two months and I don't even play fire
Just git gud
>>145078461
Based on the stream, Mez, Amor, and Pecten carried those fucking firefags on their back and they couldn't even land Fears, dear lord.
This is why you play Light instead of being a burdensome fire player.
>>145078784
How do you clear if you're SS????
>>145078513
>>145078575
Just fap to the Liru game. It came out last night and is excellent in short bursts, made grinding Asteria a cinch.
>>145078121
Alternatively, invoke the Sachiko of good fortune.
>>145078945
Do I pray to god just to git gud on low drop rates?
>>145078926
I did the usual searching but then I ended up downloading some new H-game everyone is talking about that got recently translated. Liru's the name
>>145078995
I use Sophia in the place of Amira when soloing. When multi-ing you can use EX clear.
>>145079064
>Liru's the name
Wait, wait, wait are you shitting me? It actually came out?
>>145078664
can confirm that retarded casuals do play this game. 2 months in, no "pool", no plan, just messing around everyday obtaining waifus. You can get most event waifus being absolutely shit.
>>145077139
>Being Poor
>>145079135
I mean it's nothing special I guess. Her words are translated but yours are not. It's kind of annoying since they're are "paths" to take that are a little bit unclear due to being an EOP and that took a while but I enjoyed it
Post Alts.
>>145079248
No I mean the game itself
Fucking seismic, I was losing hpe
>>145079248
Those are translated too, mouse over the bottom right corner for the options menu and turn on English.
>>145079282
And my main doesn't have SSR Eugen;_;
>>145079014
proofs?
>>145079248
Did you not turn on english in the options? The translation is mediocre but your choices are still translated to an understandable degree
>>145079282
>>145078993
Did you catch what gun and bullets Mez was using?
>>145079428
http://www.dlsite.com/ecchi-eng/work/=/product_id/RE139061.html
Torrents and MEGAs are already up, check /h/.
>>145079282
More limiteds than my main which has zero.
>>145079446
>>145079418
Didn't know this. Also I just saw a new scene. Whenyou rub her breast with your hand and she punches you
I thought I had everything unlocked but I guess that's not really a "scene". Thanks guys
>>145079570
>furry shit
>>145079014
>stock up on granblue doujins from panda
>suddenly this
Aw man.
>>145079604
>Erun the Account
>>145079634
Can I get a link to this game?
>>145079662
>furry
I don't know what I expected of /gbfg/
>>145079662
>being this fucking new
>>145079570
>Buy the game anons
pfffff
>>145079720
>>145079570
Illiterates pls go and stay go.
>Responding to the >furry shit poster
I shiggy diggy guys
>>145079720
Go to this >>145079570
>>145079720
Read the guide
>>145079731
>>145079772
Easiest (You)'s of my life. Thanks guys.
/gbfg/- Some horny fucks playing mobile games
>thinking which fap material you use with your head
>instead of your dick
Back to shitposting we go
>Only 218 posts
We can't even restart the thread
Is ToA a different mobage game or just something they make in free time for the collab?
>be light
>pool only gets stronger once every two weeks
Sucks being light.
>>145080041
this thread needs a daily dose of fire bullying
>>145080152
>be fire
>pool stops getting stronger in 3 months
>be water
>laughingsnek.png
>>145080152
>be fire, earth, or water
>pool never gets stronger
>never get any good new characters
>keep playing with sticks
>>145080152
>be [element]
>pool only gets stronger once every two weeks
>>145080362
>tfw I'll mlb my dirt pool in a year
>>145080227
>be fire
>can't even land fear during the raid in which that is literally your saving grace
I was ready to give you guys a chance too.
>>145080373
Hello, [element]. My name is Carlos.
Anyone playing shadowverse?
AYO WHERE DA STICK USERS AT
GONNA SHOVE THAT POLE INTO YOU ASS
>Be water
>Must finally be time for a new character after 6 months
>Popularity gacha
>5* & + gacha
>Star gacha
>tfw water SSR never
>>145080373
>>be [element]
Who the FUCK else could you be?
>>145080343
>>145076092
no u need jesus
He's got a point there...
Guys, help me decide my future account:
>Petra/Rosetta/Anchira
>Jeanne/Amira/Ferry
I really like Anchira but the second account got more of my favorite characters than the first,what to do?
>>145080550
Go light
>>145080550
Go with the 2nd and give me the first.
>>145080550
Light
>>145080550
Whichever makes you cum first or whoever gets pregnant first.
>>145080550
Jeanne/Amira/Ferry is literally the end team for Light and where you're going to end up regardless if you ever play Light. Go with that.
>>145080550
>but the second account got more of my favorite characters than the first
Well there you go. Use the second account as your main account, and then relegate the Anchira account as your co-op/Magna-hosting alt.
>>145080550
Roll Anchira on that light accountlike me.
>>145080438
I know right? I hope we get our chances to prove ourselves too when we reach rank 101 together and join those HL raid!!!!!!
Corrective rape
Can someone host a baha? I'll suck your dick.
>>145080438
Bahamut HL resists status ailments the more you cast it.
People usually save fear for the wind phase
Newfag here.
Read the guide but I still don't get what the fuck some of the shit meant so I'll ask here. Who is better between Vira and Jeanne?
>>145080701
Seems like that's the best choice, I'll go with that and hope the drops are good, not that tiamat gave me anything outside of summons.
Thanks guys.
>>145080959
Neither
>>145080959
Beatrix
>>145080959
>not even same element
keksimus max
>>145080950
>People usually save fear for the wind phase
>>145080152
>be light
>guns are element fodder for my class weapon
>pool gets stronger every 4 months
>>145080550
>generic light lineup EVERYONE uses or qt3.14 wind lineup
Gee, I fucking wonder.
>>145081024
what if he meant djeanne?
