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Important Halo Links, Notes etc.
http://pastebin.com/64rb9y4w
>Latest Halo Community Update
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/community/blog-posts/making-memories
>Spartan Companies:
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/spartan-companies/halo%20general
>Looking for custom games/campaign co-op players/matchmaking squad
http://halolfg.com
http://halocustoms.com
http://halolobbies.com
Watch the threads for occasional party squads
>Xbox One clips and screenshots
http://xboxdvr.com/
The third /hg/tage is out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj0swJRlm5g
Are banshee still made out of paper?
>>144930472
Yes
>>144930549
Fuck. Does the Ultra fix that at all?
What is even happening right now in these custom games
>>144930649
Gives you something to do while I grab more maps.
>>144931036
Never ever?
Anybody have game clips of themselves getting terribly rekt?
>>144931724
Ask Sigmund, he might have a few
>>144931036
One day I'll find out who that is
daily reminder
still no:
>EOD armor
>unsc air vehicle
>custom powerup/trait zone
>flamethrower
>brute shot/concussion rifle/sticky det/grenade launcher
>sentinel beam It's the only Forerunner weapon not in the game, it would make sense to include it, if only to have a beam/DPS weapon
>Reach/ODST-style firefight
>flood firefight
>juggernaut, race, vip, koth
>playable elites
>black undersuit
>asymmetric armor (shoulders individually customisable)
>splitscreen
>campaign theater
>>144931950
Why you gotta be like that, Spicas?
>>144932021
>aysemmetrical armor
I'll give you everything but that one
Recruit has aysemmetrical shoulders, so do a few others
Better change it to "Customisable armor"
>>144932021
EOD is overrated anyway
>>144931724
In a manner of speaking, yes.
There was only one Ship
>>144932998
One? Are you sure?
>>144933203
Hyes.
They called it the "Pillar of Autumn"
>>144932871
>that DC
Did you get slapped with a ban?
>>144933548
Luckily no, I rarely/never quit matches
>>144933402
Why was it not destroyed, with the rest of their fleet?
I return from six hours of MGSV, and I get Sigmund putting dakis in the OP and a drawfag using colored pencils.
7/10. Would day again.
>>144933672
It fled, as we set fire to their flight plan. But I followed with all the guys in my command
>>144933812
When you first saw Dr. Halsey, were you blinded by her treachery?
>>144933985
...blinded?
>>144932998
>>144933203
>>144933402
>>144933672
>>144933812
WORST GAME, WORST GAME FUCK OFF! WORST GAME! ALIENS DO NOT FUCKING SPEAK ENGLISH!
YOU ARE THE AUTOAIM STINK, YOU ARE THE BULLET MAGNETISM SMELL, REMOVE HALO 2. REMOVE HALO 2, M6D STILL ALIVE AND STRONG ON PC, KILL ALL THE HALO 2 FAGGOTS WITH ITS TSK MAGIC.
>>144934095
Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?
Why are people in this game such assholes?
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Twenty%20Sevens/video/18357001
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Twenty%20Sevens/video/18357111
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Twenty%20Sevens/video/18357130
>>144934197
CE alive numbr one #1 in PC ….fuck the HALO 2,..FUCKk ashol autoaim no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag game and gyaness. CE aliv and real strong TKS kill all the 2 farm aminal with tsk magic now we the cE rule
discord.gg/0viF0UGSlo8Wj5Cm
>>144934398
Probably because it can break up the monotony and spice things up a bit
>>144931724
Hi there.
What do I get on my pizza?
>>144935316
Meat lovers. There's no other choice.Now pay me REQles for the suggestion.
>>144935463
>meat lovers
I geddit
>>144935463
Aren't you the massive fucking faggot who put the wrong girl in the OP?
Sounds like pepperoni, bacon, and green peppers with extra sauce again.
>>144935661
That's also a decent choice. Needs more meat though.I have to dig around for an acceptable image to layer it with, it has to be as subtle as possible otherwise what's the point.
>>144935958
I used to roll pepperoni, bacon, canadian bacon to use every part of the pig, but peppers mix it up a bit. Were it five toppings, I'd go pepperoni, bacon, canadian bacon, peppers, and onion.Stop trying to hide the fact that you didn't use THAT picture behind "being subtle." No matter which picture you chose, it'd be subtle.
>>144936130
Can you only get four toppings? You'd figure that they'd let you pay more for another.I'll admit I just didn't have a Maria image that I wanted to use, and the Chris one seemed like a good idea.
>>144936521
Three toppings, unless I pay more. Unless I got a coupon for five toppings.Fix your shit.
>>144930590
>>144931082
Ultras with the Wheelman armor mod can still fuck your shit up.
Particularly on Darkstar, the smallest map, it's a pain if the other team has more than 1 of them flying around. Even if you spawn in with rockets, splazers etc, the Ultras will usually kill you before you can get a shot off.
![[H&D] Symphogear GX Zesshoushinai 2 [BD-720p ACC] [243858E0].mkv_snapshot_04.02_[2016.06.08_16.44.09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/v31cMKh.jpg "[H&D] Symphogear GX Zesshoushinai 2 [BD-720p ACC] [243858E0].mkv_snapshot_04.02_[2016.06.08_16.44.09].jpg")
>>144936624
So you need a coupon for five and can't just pay more for it? Or do you just not want to dump money on pizza like a certain tripfag?I'm already working on the next image, don't worry.
>>144936680
What about Phaetons? Does Wheelman make them useable?
>>144937060
>implying it's not him again
I can smell the cheese pizza from here.
>>144937060
Why would I pay more? Three toppings is enough.And you'll fuck it up.
>>144937147
Phaeton Helios wrecks everything, not sure how durable it is but it can get by solely on how fast it kills
Not sure about regular one
I don't have the certs for either so haven't adequately tested them
>>144937268
???
>>144937343
Enough is never enough, it's the American way.Don't worry it'll be as good as this one, if not better. I'm going to start hiding other things too.
>>144937750
You better start improving your craft.
>>144937826
I actually have been working relatively seriously on getting better, I've got a friend who does graphic design work showing me around programs.
>>144937387
Phaeton Helios is fucking amazing, the laser is boner worthy.
>>144937969
Still waiting on that CS6 torrent.
>>144934130
Are you like the barneyfag of halo 2?
>>144938302
I already gave you torrent, didn't I?
>>144938446
Nope.
>>144938754
Gimme a minute to find it again, then
>>144937387
It's a bit more durable than the regular phaeton, at least it seems like it.
>>144939373
I like the missiles for it, the whole thing is actually rather nice. I'd actually like if we could get another variant for it.
>>144939373
>>144940009
Wait, do phaetons have two weapons?
>>144940082
Yeah, they have a "gun" and missiles. Regular phaeton has kind of a heavy supressor and lock on missiles, while the Helios has a sentinel beam and missiles with better seeking.
>>144940320
Man, I wish the campaign fucking told you that.
>>144940532
How did you not try to change the firing type while flying it? It's the same as a banshee.
>>144940638
Because I already knew about that from Halo 2 saying "press B to bomb" and Reach saying "Press Y to change shot types."
Halo 5 says absolutely nothing.
>>144940974
I usually just press every button anyway and ignore tutorials. Because I'm a man.
>>144940532
>>144940974
>needing tutorials
>ever
Git fucking gud
>when Pigmund doesn't pick Fu_Je Ck_Ws
>>144941996
We need to make a new and improved Fu_Je Ck_Ws, preferably one with an actually operable oven.
>>144942206
/hg/ forge night to build Dachau when?
>>144941996
There's actually a couple of maps that have Fu_Je Ck_Ws as a punishment for the losing team
>>144935621
What the fuck was up with that flood form from 4? It didn't look anything like prior flood types.
>>144944412
>343
>understanding Halo artstyles and designs
>>144944469
Out of all the things they've changed I feel like that stood out the most. Looks like a fucking Kaiju, for fuck's sake.
>>144944469
They didn't do a terrible job on everything, at least.
>>144945361
That's a lie and you know it.
>>144945432
Well, as an example, the BR doesn't look like a brick anymore
>>144945432
Well they fucked 4 for sure, but 5 certainly fixed some of their mistakes
>>144946690
Like in 4 how the population was spread out over 15 playlist we're all nice on comfy in the 7 we have now.
>>144947027
>we were all nice on comfy on the 7
what?
>>144946690
Machete and Mark V Gamma/Omega when?
>>144947130
I could dig it, then I could really look like doomguy
>>144947125
Now we're all comfy in the 7 we have.
Give me a break would ya?
It's almost 2:30 in the morning and I got distracted by https://youtu.be/5F3jVC3imZA
colors are hard
>>144947368
>play free weekend
Is that going to become a regular thing?
>>144947714
I thought it has happened before.
I guess it's the first free gold weekend on Xbox one? That doesn't seem right to me. It's been out for 3 years.
> be me
> Warzone on A.R.C.
> handing Blue their shit back
> some pleb drives up in an ONI Gauss Hog
> hops out of the driver's seat
> proceeds to spend a full minute pinching me fruitlessly to try and get me to change seats
> spam Gauss shots
> retard is visibly upset
> swap to driver seat, guy hops in
> drive that shit right off the cliff
> guy ragequits
We were fucking winning, too. People seriously get this puckered up over fucking REQs?
>>144948947
I'm afraid I don't understand what you're trying to get across
>>144948947
People can be pretty shit when it comes to warzone, should've just drove off with it.
Sooo... are we just gonna sit around and pretend nobbyslicks isn't bias orrrrrr.......
pic related
>>144951145
So what the fuck was in the cryo pods?
Like I know they were Halo CE Chiefs, but what WERE they?
>>144951203
Lockout was not in CE you must be a reach baby
>>144951203
In Halo 2, best guess was Flood Related due to the colors.
>>144951367
Weak bait.
>>144951389
"Some believe this remote facility was once used to study the Flood. But few clues remain amidst the snow and ice."
>page 9
Have a bump
>down for 3 (Three) hours
Step it up An Hero
>>144954401
Gookmoot does it again
who shroomin and bloomin here?
it was what it is
How about that Cortana huh?
>>144962451
They managed to ruin both her design and character
>>144962451
Imagine being Chief in that scene and having to be all like…
So /hg/ what's your Halo related wishlist for this E3?
>Halo Wars 2 gameplay, 2016 release date
>Halo 5: Subtitle 2, Campaign DLC and future MP updates
>ODST/Marine spin-off game
>Update on the Spielberg series
>Joseph Staten returns for Halo 6
>TMCC for PC and crossplay between both platforms
>PINK SLIP
Fucking europeans can't do anything right.
>>144963540
Maybe a teaser for H3:A
>>144965440
>H3:A
sweet jesus please
>>144965440
>>144965576
I dunno, i think it's too soon for that.
>>144965576
and announcing that it will be on pc
>>144963540
I want H5 updates, Staten, andpink slip
>>144965703
They might want to tease it so people keep interesr, or maybe advertise it as an addition to H5
>>144966273
>pc
It'll take a few more years to get to that point
>>144965576
Do you think they'd center the reticle?
>>144966479
Pink slip is the best possible outcome
>tfw every BTB match I get is Valhalla
I wouldn't even mind if it was slayer, but it's always CTF too
>>144971025
I don't think I've ever gotten Slayer on that map
>four days until E3
I can't wait for unintentional disappointment.
>>144973021
Isn't it 3 days?
>>144973880
yeah it's 3 days
anyone know when activision will have their conference and is there any other company not attending e3 this year?
>>144974531
There is a chart somewhere with all the times. I can go look for it.
>>144973880
Isn't Microsoft on Monday?
>>144974730
Found it
>>144974908
I wonder what they're going to show at Kadokawa
Turbo is back for the weekend.
>>144976243
Is it up now or is it going up tomorrow?
>>144977362
Now.
They put up two new REQ packs, Mythic Warzone pack and Mechanized Mayhem pack, one gives warzone unlocks, the other vehicle unlocks at rare or better.
>>144931950
>a few
>>144977421
>now
Welp, time to blow all of my REQs
>>144978073
>only around 8 cards per pack
>it costs 80k
And still there's no easy way to get vehicles
>>144980110
>And still there's no easy way to get vehicles
I fucking wish there were. I need one single Mantis kill to complete the Mantis Gunner commendation, and I'm sit here at 49/50 kills with not a single fucking one in my collection. I'm reliant on finding the Mantis on that one single BTB map that has it, AND on being able to get to it before some idiot does, AND being able to get a kill before the team inevitably lets me get boarded.
>>144932021
343i truly is shit
>>144980426
I'm sitting on top of over 100 Wraiths I never use while I still need banshee kills and have a whopping 0 banshees
>>144980656
Sell how many you want and buy hella packs bro.
>bought 1 of each pack plus a regular gold pack
>join a turbo match in progress
>level 9 reqs
>but no points
Now I remember why I play reach
>>144980887
Would be nice if in the next one you getgud
>>144980656
I usually sell 90% or so of excess once I'm done with a commendation, and keep the most useful stuff (Fuel Rods for killing a core, a few utility vehicles, so on and so forth). If you've got that many Wraiths you're not using it'd be worth getting rid of fifty or so.
>>144980887
>it ended in a tie
I didn't think it could get any worse
>>144981432
>tie
Git gud
>>144968032
Haven't they already said that they're planning all future Halo titles as both Xbox and Windows titles starting with Halo Wars 2?
>>144980887
>playing Reach
So, playing worst Halo?
>>144980887
>Now I remember why I play reach
Damn, it must suck being you.
>>144981309
Thats vrazy i was gonna put down 50 too. Must be statistics.>>144981309
>>144983740
I picked fifty as a nice, round number. To be fair, you could purge about eighty or so quite happily, I don't think I've ever had more than 20 or so of a single REQ at any one point.
If you're struggling for RP I'd also suggest selling Gambits from your Daily Win packs, they're more or less worthless.
>>144983961
I always tend to sell all of my gambits, since there's really no point to using them
>>144983961
They really need to change gambit assist to kda.
I don't exactly look forward to having my kills stolen for bonus xp
>>144985198
I sell all gambits but warzone victories and ai kills.
>>144983643
what the fuck.
>>144985350
I keep the victories since those aren't used up on a loss anymore
>>144985198
There should've been more gambit types, maybe a gambit for splatters or wheelman
>>144983961
True. Youd get some back when buying a pack. And that comment about the gambits sounds like bants but its hard to tell just reading.
>>144983961
I purge most after 20, railguns and spnkrs after 50, and stuff that's shit like most of the turrets around 10.
>>144931981
its arumba a /gsg/ nene
>>144987013
The only turret worth keeping is Jorge's, anyway
So are we never going to do something about the state of this company? Last thread it was suggested to kick people, then a strawpoll was made and nothing has been done. We have someone posting gay fisting porn and no Halo talk. Can we please fucking do something because this is ridiculous.
>>144987613
Me with the fist
>>144988721
>no Halo talk
So you're a blind retard, then?
It hasn't even been 24 hours since that strawpoll was made, either.
>>144988847
Most of the discussion is the thread is calling people faggots, those stupid photoshops of pizza, offtopic talk so shut the fuck up dumb fuck. 24 hours or not it'll just be forgotten and again nothing will be done. Kai can you chime in on what the future of the company is?
>>144989056
Kai isn't here right now, but you can tell me his second to the assistant of the board of command :3
>>144986551
>sounds
sounded it out
>>144989056
>one photoshop of tanktop guy on EOD
>a bit of a discussion about ordering a pizza
>and the rest is talk about Halo/E3
Okay, so we're at what, 140 or so Halo posts and around 20 off topic?
>>144930590
Just evade every other second and you're invincible
>>144988525
Gauss.
>>144989646
>running around with a gauss turret
Good way to get killed, since it can only fire so often
>Warzone Turbo finally comes back up
>Using Focused match searching to get teams that aren't fucking monkeys
>join 6 matches in progress consecutively so I can't spawn any reqs
>Go back to Balanced match searching
>every team I get paired with is a shitter that can't figure out how to destroy fucking scorpions
>get spawn camped in one base each game
>enemies spawn non stop Answers, scropions, banshees
>my team doesn't spawn anything and dies constantly
>>144989836
Hi Backup
>>144989836
>not joining a team on lfg
it's like you enjoy getting shit on
>>144989484
what kind of pizza was it?
>>144989836
Turbo's back? Whelp it is what it is.
>>144989953
But backup is playing Overwatch
>>144989836
>join the gamemode where the gimmick is to have OP shit at the start
>surprised when you get spawncamped
>surprised when your teammates don't spawn shit because they're getting camped and would lose it immediately
>>144991206
The key is to spawn stuff at the start, which his teammates probably didn't do.
cmon guys lets talk shop
>>144991952
Whenever /hg/ dominates Turbo, it's usually only one guy spawning a phaeton at the start while everyone else storms the bases under covering fire with level 9 weapons.
At most, /hg/ spams four speedboosts and takes their armory before they do.
Rocket league is free for 2 days for all Xbros
Just in case you didn't know
>>144992458
Nice I'll download right now B)
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>>144993047
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>>144993105
>>144993268
>still no machete
>still no katana
>>144993427
>>144993756
>>144992458
>soccer
>physics needed for a game
>this guy >>144993047
no thanks
>>144993828
>>144994013
Should have boosted better.
>>144993427
That sums up Halo's FoV better than anything I've ever seen.
>>144994123
>>144994350
Should have worn EVA, then.
Let's get a Turbo lobby going.
>>144994835
No.
>>144994907
>>144995105
>>144995280
I wonder if that new DMC will end up being Donte again.
>343 will never make a scouthog version of the swordhog
I just want to have some shield on the damn thing
>>144996865
They will. It's probably already in the game, they're just saving it to pad out the WZFF update, along with the two reskins of that bee armor.
RIP the dream ;~;
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Wizards0nly/video/18379087
>>144997530
Assassinations in 5 are fucking retarded. There are points beyond where these guys should be dead, but they can stand back up.
>playing warzone assault
>oh good, it's urban
>defending the garage pretty well
>die
>spawns at the armory and loses the garage
This is why we can't have nice things.
>>144997840
It's better than the other games, where you can kill a guy mid-animation and save nobody.
2/12 for Turbo, join if you want to get EZ req points, try out stuff you haven't had the chance to before, or to take out your anger if you happen to be Canadian.
>>144997859
>spawns at the armory
Lucky fuck.
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Chaosdroid%202/video/18170841
>>144998152
Rabbit was a Canada poster all along
>>144998219
>that spawn
Why would they even make it so you can spawn there. There's no reason for it.
>>144998719
I had to stop and check where I was because I had never seen it before. It's the "balance" to making blue team spawn at the armory they added in back at MoR.
It's messages like these that make it all worthwhile.
I will never understand why Wednesday is the most active /hg/ day
>>144998823
But why put it all the way in the back? It's such an odd area.
>>144999153
Because everyone on reddit complained that the blue spawns made it impossible, so they made the reds spawn behind the second point while the blues spawn inside of the first point.
>>144999232
>343 fixes spawns by making them even worse for the other side
I think I'm starting to see their reasoning
>>144999024
Do you remember why you reported that guy?
>>145000049
Oh fuck no. I speak no exaggeration when I say there are dozens of candidates on who this guy could've been.
>>145000114
Fish and/or Hideki, you're doing G-d's work.
>>144999449
Wait until they "nerf" armor designs.
>Too many people wear Noble, Mark VI, etc. Nobody wears Seeker. We need to change that, but keep Seeker the same.
>>145000114
Damn, it would've been nice to know who got banned or whatever.
>>145000162
>G-d's work
>>145000489
>tfw the only bookstore close by is Barnes and Noble
The selection is absolute crap, too
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Twenty%20Sevens/video/18379594
Why are there spawn points outside the map?
>>145000904
Probably areas in which the spawn volume sticks out onto a flat surface
>>145000904
>the spawns are fine
t. 343 drones
>>145000307
If only it could've beenpizza
>>145000680
Did they do something to the Scorpion?
I had a guy up my ass punching me, and i shot the wall behind me twice and got a hitmarker on him, but the didnt die
>>145001863
It's not that they did anything, it's that the splash damage they take while you're boarded isn't as much since it doesn't reach them all the way
>>145001863
I don't think you've ever been able to shoot them off in 5 unless they were already pretty damaged
>>145001858
What did anon mean by this?
>>145001863
I've only been able to do that twice
>>144997530
>tfw just about all of 5's maps are shitty human crap and there's next to no Forerunner installation maps
It's painful how 343i totally missed what was cool about Halo.
>>145004589
I liked all of it. What was the main appeal?
>>145002160
>>145003137
That's stupid.
So you're just supposed to sit there and take it?
>>145004705
Besides the gameplay I loved exploring all the Forerunner installations. 4 and 5 cut down on that.
>>145005038
Like a bitch
>>145005038
They'd probably say "don't get boarded in the first place" but it's a dumb excuse. There should be a way to get them off, especially since a gunner can't reach the rear.
>>145005085
I just want that sense of wonder back
Pls join
>>145006505
Can't. Just got titty ninjas to not crash when starting up a fight.
>>145006608
Common issue?
>>145006984
Don't know. It happened once and nobody in the general even responded to me saying it and posting a screenshot of it.
Tried it again today and it worked. The game is easily pirateable, too, so give it a shot since it runs on toasters and gameboys.
>>145006505
3 decent people and 1 Mexican. I'll think about it.
>>145007281
Pingas is mexican?
>>145007174
I would, butI already bought it on the Vita
>>145007281
Two people and a spic since I'm out cooking burgers for the next ten or so
>>145006505
Too late, senpai. I'm already washing ogres.
>>145005085
It's just more open. Allot of the Forerunner levels had nature worked into the construction except now there is this huge open space competing for your attention.
>>145006505
I can join oncemy daughterstops playing ssb.
I'll probably join up in an hour or so, I have a few things to be getting on with.
FALLOUT 4 FREE NOW
>343 has absolutely no idea what to do with Forerunner architecture
>the best they can muster in 5 is a basic arena and an asteroid with nothing on it
>completely missing that all of the previous Forerunner maps were facilities of some kind
In fact, like every 343 map lacks a "purpose". Why the fuck does the UNSC have a nautical research facility on a planet with no water?
>>145008010
>mfw
Is this trash any good? I remember torrenting it on PC but never bothering to install it.
>>145007961
Is it your wife's daughter?
>>145008010
SEARCH IT NOW BEFORE THEY PATCH IT
LITERALLY FOR FREE
>>145008010
>EVERYTHING IS FREE
