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>>144886540
de first post
post speedrunning succubi
First for stopping White genocide
>good trannies
cronikeys
rachel
withhelde
soe
crystalbeauty
shunpuk
>bad trannies
narcissa
krystal
emilybrooks
cyberdemon
pyatters
noir
missy
feiqn
princesskooh
>>144886907
>tfw didnt make the list
>>144886907
There are no good trannies, stop posting this fucking shit.
>>144886835
word
>>144887972
bene post more soe pics
>>144887972
is that yashi
>>144888185
If you do it, I will expose him again.
A bullet in the head of every tranny freak.
>>144888435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMwwSA9BAz4
>>144888470
Except croni
Is Kollin7 our boy?
>>144888932
Yes
>>144888932
hi cyberdemon
grindemonkey
Can we get a list of approved /srg/ boys?
>>144889506
yeah here it is:
>>144889506
adam_ak,albrecht84,ancientpower,arileinx,armaaaa,artanisxp,backslash,big_jim_,billnyhilist,bluemorning104,casusby,cfb,chanzeux,chinatsun,chrnothesinner,chucat,ciyon,clipclaptor,coooooooookie,cyberdemon531,dactyly,dailysrl,darkdevastat10n,darkpapo1,devljoe,docflam,doublearmory,dudleyville,dugongue,duke_bilgewater,dvgongve,elementalguard,elementalheadcrab,elgu_,ellonija,ezormer,f00tdive,faschz,fieryblizzard,footbigmike,gameruntouch,general_beatrix,geurge,guhbadoo,guywithalightsaber,hardwk,hartweizen,hb-jangbang,hb-naegleria,hb-wallyaldo,heeheex2,heplooner,heyjet,hiddenpower13,i_o_l,inane_,jakuzure_nonon,jane_n64,jangbang__,jesusftb,jymotion,kairosfractes,kirua,kukkye,kulus0,kyutora,lazerlong,leafeonz,licensetobill,liquidxsquid,llaml,lolikush,lurkchan,m1_account,maggara1,malos_,megachikkenrise,meowtain_dew,molonsha,moofinmoofin,mscad,naegleria,ninokabi,noobest,noobkillerroof,ontwoplanks,ovendonkey,peaches,pheenoh,pjoxt,pksl_,plumtea_,pvtcb,pykn,pyrius,radgecast,regularshad,rename_,roflmastur,rollbuster,seckswrecks,sert64,shrimp__,shunpuk,slayerofbabies,sneaky_canuck,snowfats,solarbowler,someflow,srgmarathon,ssbmstuff,stri,succinctandpunchy,tekkie55,thejmatt,thekotti,thepaprikakiller,theriooo,tk_mze,tolarus,trineas,tripmind,twocat,tyr_1,unusualcook,verzviper,wakecold,wallyaldo,wutangclam,xhypah,yashichi,youtl,yvathacal,zastbat
>>144889898
>tfw didnt make the list
>>144888423
no its ari aka soe :3c
>>144889898
>tfw on the list
I did not expect that desu
>>144889898
Forgetting typls, nervousjarred, avansies, snowfats, and twoworlds
>>144889898
This includes trannies. Make a new list
>>144890328
you'll always be on my list.
>>144890385
You dont even know who i am mate
>>144889898
>tfw you make the list
>>144890328
>>144890337
>>144890370
this was taken from the speedrun.tv list a while back
>>144889898
the only good list
Is rwhitegoose unironically our boy? Or is he a cuck
>>144890902
He's our boy
Just went through all the people I follow and unfollowed all the babies. If you lost a follower that means you're GAY
>>144889898
what happened to guhbadoo
>>144890902
Nothing wrong with being a cuck.
>>144889898
get me off the list
>>144892936
>go to check
>gained a follower
>>144894080
If I knew who you were I'd unfollow.
is there an ETA on when geoff kills himself?
he can barely sustain 100 viewers now after the switch to pokemon and overwatch streaming
>>144894080
If I knew who you were I'd follow
>>144894874
Nothing but good vibes!!!!
comf_comfwater
beneziaa ambient poster:
liz harris is playing in my city tonight, should i go see her or stay home and watch duke stream?
thanks
Reminder to sit up straight
>>144897631
thanks squid
>>144897830
>(((Marks)))
Reminder to stay hydrated while speedrunning during these hot Summer months.
I live for the exposure
beneziaa has made herself relevant in the thread again and she didn't have to touch a single video game to do so
simply amazing
>>144897976
>Marks is a surname originating from Cornwall and Devon, and also a German or Jewish name.
50/50
marksistxbrain
>>144898228
100%
might stream simgirls in a bit
might stream medievil in a bit
>>144900109
why did you xander
might stream myself taking a nap in a bit
Is Cosmo dead yet?
>>144900109
Time for a relevant speedtune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIuNuOcUwG8
>>144901374
His Japanese name is Marx and spelled Marks in the game files.
>>144903085
>treehouse concealing video game characters' true jewish natures
when will they be stopped?
>>144886663
>de hippie spacing
>>144901379
at least its not final fantasy
>/srg/
>>144898212
actually she plays overwatch
If you really think about it sm64 is the perfect speed game.
>>144904734
badly
>>144903085
What did he mean by (((THIS)))?
>tfw you finish a run and beat your pb on the first day back to game
thank you based new skip. still doing doom 64 but just playing this a little bit on the side. going for sub 25 for sure
slayerofbabies more like slayerofboipucci
pie is gay
>>144906361
>que
https://twitter.com/Iateyourp1e/status/740538384154787841
This guy went to college?
>>144906361
do you think he would date me?
>>144906156
epic split names
yo srg, after a long time lurking i will now make my first post! :)
short introduction :
>15 years old
>M
>from the USA, (FREEDOM, FUCK YEA xD)
>not speedrunning yet, but thinking of picking up shovel knight or OOT any%! ^^
>my favorite speedrunners are : trihex, narcissa, werster, demon9, caleb and gunnermaniac3
how are you doing today srg, and who are your favorite speedrunners? ^^
>>144886968
you're not memey enough,pixelkaye
>>144907031
have fun getting banned
hope your epic meme was worth it
>>144907031
But do you support Trump?
yo srg, after a long time lurking i will now make my first post! :)
short introduction :
>medievil years old
>medievil
>from medievil, (MEDIEVIL FUCK YEA xD)
>not speedrunning yet, but thinking of picking up medievil! ^^
>my favorite speedrunners are : the medievil bois
how are you doing today srg, and who are your favorite medievil? ^^
>>144906315
cute bois hmu
>>144908147
medievil
>>144907184
can you not respond to my memeposts with namedrops thanks
>>144907692
yes, trump is a great person and will be good for america :)
>>144908147
this is a poor quality medi post and is a shame to the medi name, please cease from medi posting
>>144907184
https://twitter.com/pixelkaye/status/667734909788667904
yo srg, after a long time lurking i will now make my first medievil post! :)
short introduction :
>1488 years old
>Medievil
>not speedrunning yet
>my favorite speedrunners are : PiexEvil
how are you doing today srg, and medievil
>>144908147
>>144909567
>old screenshot
yo srg, after a long time lurking i will now make my first post! :)
short introduction :
>26 years old
>X
>from an non oppressed cis free safe space, (FREEDOM, FUCK YEA xD)
>not speedrunning yet, but thinking of picking up animal crossing! ^^
>my favorite speedrunners are : narcissa, narci, narcissawright, narcissa
how are you doing today srg, *vapes soylent*!
>>144909763
>>144909968
you can't expose someone with fast loading speed
>>144887972
tfw you will never plug soe's boypus
>>144909968
>old screenshot
>>144910350
this has to stop slayer
2017 is the year speedrunning returns to glory and with it, /srg/.
Mark my fucking words.
Proof of tranny subhumanism
Parameters:
m=male
f=female
t=tranny
H=human
If {m,f: ε H}
And t∉H
Then therefore trannies are not human
>>144910078
Reminder that console cucks say that "you can't expose someone with fast loading speed" is not true, while also saying "you can't expose someone with SLOWER loading speeds"
>>144911529
t∉H ғ€
>>144911721
thanks anon, been looking for that img
>>144911721
he should try this hairstyle
there is no saving serg is there
>>144912162
>anon
don't pretend like we don't know who is behind every post
If we banned all the cosmo posters, pie posters, monkey/bird/squid posters, cumcrab posters, anime posters and myself this place would be a lot better.
If we banned all posters this place would be a lot better.
>tfw no one will ever gay post about you
>>144912768
keep dreaming
>>144912941
post boypussy and we'll see about that
>>144898076
ty senpai
speedrunning is about to be saved in 45 minutes
>>144912941
Why would you be upset about that? It's just temporary gratification on an imageboard.
>>144912768
the thread would literally be medievil over and over for 750 posts
>>144913395
nkr is an animal poster and puts that meme on anime too
No one will ever gay post about me, but that's because I'm a girl. LOL.
>>144913615
>nkr is an animal poster
>Thinking you can know who is behind each post like Yashi
Embarassing.
>>144913954
nkr shits on animalboy all the time
Donate $27 to the Naegleria for Speedpresident fund. He can still win this thing if he pulls off a win at ESA and Cronikeys kills herself
>>144914320
>voting for a commie
>>144914084
who
>>144914320
he should focus on actually having some funds rather than keep spending away
>pretends to not read the thread
come talk to zfg in mumble crew mumble
trueskill.club
port 42069
dont fall for it
>>144915194
>>144915378
jenga solving general? Nice one autists
>>144915095
>>144915378
I don't believe you
>>144915469
If we don't solve Jenga, who will?
>>144915095
>>144915378
fuck off daily and yashit
>>144915527
hey that's pretty mean.
yashi got banned for posting zootopia porn last night so it's actually just me.
lol big jon gets MAD when you post spoilers in his chat. doesn't even have a "no spoilers" label on his stream. what a douche.
>>144915913
what are you gonna do about it
*gets all of /srg/ to watch me even though i'm not even speedrunning, solely because of my oldboi status here*
>>144916214
cry about it
>>144916096
someone said the number of chapters in the game (Dementrium - The Ward) and he started being a dick to the guy for no reason
guess i'll turn myself into a meal with a reasonable number of calories and he'll stay away from me forever
*feeds u*
>>144916096
>>144916307
healthy at any size
>>144916695
*drinks baking soda to get absolutely RIPPED n HUGE*
ahhhhhhh yea my speedmuscles are increasing
>>144916695
>>144916096
>>144916275
kys benecrab
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute :3
>zfg on the final split
i'm more surprised than the final split still exists tbqh
>>144896861
go see her and ask her to play cloud in places
>>144917530
>nazi racists like each other
shogging
>>144912768
If all that shit was banned this place would be dead.
So i guess you're right.
>>144917750
Fuck off anti-White.
>Trihex with only 2k viewers despite playing Money Maker
He didn't even last a year.
Meanwhile Witwix hits 8k viewers playing meme maker and his stream is actually growing.
European WR
>>144912768
Are you fucking serious? Anime is deep and has meaningful messages. Japan is also one of the best countries ever. Fuck off you faggot redditor.
>>144918295
when the only appeal of your stream is you pretending to be a weeb, it gets old really fast
who /speedvape/ here?
Remember when Go1den was relevant?
>>144920061
who
>>144920061
he's still more relevant than you, fag
Holy shit, this general STILL hasn't gotten over Narcissa's transition?
Remember when Cosmo was a boy?
>>144920385
he still is technically
tranny nutters aren't girls okay?
Trihex down to 1400 viewers playing his shitty Yoshi's Island ROM Hack
#TrihexWatch #SelloutWatch #WitwixKrew #Iateyourp1e
bansheexlaugh
trannyxnutter
>>144920683
I want to make this girl my wife.
jeremyxmarxist
nothing wrong with soylent tbhdesu
>>144921534
nice
>>144921534
>>144918790
I don't vape. I use edibles. Stronger high, longer lasting and mixes better with other substances.
>>144922736
Is that from AGDQ 2013? Wasn't he next to Blueglass when his laughter was first heard?
>>144921534
it's spelt transsexual you bigot
>>144924192
>>144924857
now fix the alignment
then it's perfect
Anyone else notice how Trihex doesn't get any donations anymore? He used to get sheeple donating to him nonstop back when Money Maker first came out. Now, he gets almost zero donations.
He's down to 1.5k viewers and dropping. Maybe he should brush up on some streaming tips. Luckily for him, our boi Pie has made a fresh new guide to full time streaming
http://www.streambig.net/stream-big/twitch-fulltime
>>144925054
not funny at all
Honestly I think Goblin is a nice guy.
>>144925446
sup sumi
>>144890186
i think ari is a better name than soe desu
>>144925584
thanks for the late response!
Someone post that one image. I'm ready for my speedrun!
>>144925795
WELCOME TO MY BLOG POST ANON #144886540
/a/ is such a trash board and should be deleted
>>144924967
>>144915509
lol
>>144926061
damn.......
>>144926481
good enough for me. brb soylent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwcs8rdxRkM
Which presidential candidate has the speedster vote and why?
>>144927638
Teflon Don; speedran becoming a successful politician
>>144927638
Trump, because he WINS
>>144927638
Trump/Croni 2016
what was his name
There better be some drama at SGDQ.
>>>/v/340463276
>>144906156
based grav
>>144930910
thanks for the late response!
>>144930614
he's running two games this year
Post the lewd of cronikeys please
>>144931136
i just got here faggot fuck off
>>144931235
>visit /srg/ for the first time
what the FUCK even is this place? it sure as hell isn't speedrunning-related. seriously look at it.
i even went back and looked at the previous threads, it's all the same. it's just /pol/posting with the occasional hint of e-celeb shit.
does /vg/ not have any mods? how can a general like this be allowed to go on
HOW TO SAVE /SRG/ AS A COMMUNITY:
We need to bring our foundation (aka "oldbois") back, or they need to be more active. I'm referring to the following:
>weewee
>peaches_
>duke
>grav
>ion
Keep the following oldboi shitters OUT (aka stop talking about them/giving them attention):
>skeletonbill (doesn't speedrun, barely has)
>dickoak (same)
>beneziaa (same)
>slayer (same)
Secondly, we need to bring back our future (aka "newbois") and stop treating them like shit.
I'm referring to the following:
>malos (he is nothing how the thread makes him out to be)
>jmatt
>doublearmory
>tk mze
>andre
Stop giving the following attention:
>meows (rarely speedruns and only does so when he's a hot topic)
>ari (literally who? also same as above
>squid (tries to police the thread despite having no authority and not being a speedrunner)
If we work together we can save this place. If we keep giving people who don't care and are only here to shitpost/boost their ego attention, this place will not survive 2016, I guarantee that.
Quick, talk about speedrunning before the janitor locks this thread!
Does anyone like Sonic speedruns? gotta go FAST xD
>>144933370
sonic speedruns are for autists
>>144933370
Run Billy instead
Puchis will make our hearts melt
speedrun.tv/mttiw
Mighty Switch Force newboi
>>144938378
based
You guys are gay
>>144940001
well at least im not a fag like you
>>144931656
wording this tbqh
>>144940071
thanks for the late response!
>>144940092
baited for this EXACT response
>>144940053
Yeah you are, bub.
>>144940001
cock > vagoo desu
>>144890610
cookie...
>>144941004
his name is cockboy
>>144941438
no that's >>144912941
>>144940683
Hey man that's pretty gay I'm going to have to beat you up for that.
>>144940001
>streamer let's people attach youtube links to their donations for music to be played on stream
>it's all metalcore
kill me
>>144931656
>peaches_
you mean peachesinactive05252016?
>>144943161
thanks for the late response!
>>144940683
Agreed.
>dollgoddess : Trans women were worshipped as goddesses thousands of years ago, religious brainwashing ruined the earth
Cosmo's chat is truly a wonderland
>MKWGino : I'm thinking of coming out to my parents sometime this summer. Hopefully start hormones within the next year or two. I'm still in high school. Do you think that's a good or bad idea Narci?
LOL COSMO IS FUCKING LOSInG IT ON STREAM RIGHT NOW
GET IN HERE
why the fuck is he crying
uh wtf
>narci's live
>load stream, browse another tab
>start hearing whimpering
>then crying
>then sniffing
>then more crying
>what the fuck?
>click back to narci's tab
oh.
TOP FUCKING KEK
https://clips.twitch
.tv/narcissawright/PuzzledWolverineHeyGuys
brutal
>>144945285
u missed the sobbing and whimpering part
>>144945285
this new feature on twitch is amazing
>>144945285
based grav
narci make this an emote! :3
>>144945285
>that perfectly timed tear
>>144945285
is he crying or laughing i can't tell
>>144945491
I was confused but then I realized it shows who made it lel
>>144945285
>that tear on his giant fucking jew nose
>>144945285
pure mental illness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0
>>144945996
god i've heard this a few times, but it's still so fucking creepy
>>144945285
>yfw cosmicide is imminent
>>144945285
lol fucking loser
why is cosmo crying so much lately
>>144945285
Cosmo is so hard to watch these days. He portrays a completely different person than before. I don't understand what happened.
>>144946865
because of the fear
>>144946865
girl here
estrogen does that to a person
>>144947221
you aren't a girl
>>144946865
PMS
>>144945285
narcissawright/v/71399940?t=2h28m10s
this is horribly fascinating, watching a man come unglued on stream
Remember to sit up straight while speedgaming!