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>Resources
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The Fear
Narcilla removed xir brainspill
Of course I saved it: http://imgur.com/a/NGEDm
>>145124369
>tfw didnt make the list
why is cronikeys in the op?
d*ng... croni looks like THAT. O_O
>>145124956
iktf
>>145124956
are you cute?
HOW TO SAVE /SRG/ AS A COMMUNITY:
We need to bring our foundation (aka "oldbois") back, or they need to be more active. I'm referring to the following:
>weewee
>peaches_
>duke
>grav
>ion
Keep the following oldboi shitters OUT (aka stop talking about them/giving them attention):
>skeletonbill (doesn't speedrun, barely has)
>dickoak (same)
>beneziaa (same)
>slayer (same)
Secondly, we need to bring back our future (aka "newbois") and stop treating them like shit.
I'm referring to the following:
>malos (he is nothing how the thread makes him out to be)
>jmatt
>doublearmory
>tk mze
>andre
Stop giving the following attention:
>meows (rarely speedruns and only does so when he's a hot topic)
>ari (literally who? also same as above
>squid (tries to police the thread despite having no authority and not being a speedrunner)
If we work together we can save this place. If we keep giving people who don't care and are only here to shitpost/boost their ego attention, this place will not survive 2016, I guarantee that.
>>145125509
>tfw didn't make the list
>>145125432
no sorry
pie is gay
<The Royal We> downs Anub'Rekhan at 10:47pm EST!
imagine actually playing any iteration of WoW in 2016
>>145125672
prove it
>>145126230
how am i supposed to do that without posting a picture
>>145126086
based
>>145126625
>wants to be on the list and break his anonymity
>won't post a picture because that would break his anonimity
>>145127228
what if it was a good feel to not make the list
The cutest and most sacred creatures ever
namedrop me and call me gay /srg/
m1 more like gay1 after he deleted the exposure vid
>>145130036
spoonfeed me please
>>145130113
m1 did a system shock 2 speedrun of some arbitrary category created by some whiner in the comments of one of his videos. The whiner then complained that he was being cyber bullied to death so m1 deleted the video.
>>145130364
M1's such a softie, getting guilted by some SJW
>>145130364
should've left it up after getting called a little bitch. that guy is far from innocent and people should really be judged for the idiotic comments they make online. honestly, the vid he made was also pretty tame in terms getting called out.
>>145125913
being physically attracted to your mother doesn't make you gay.
>>145131629
thanks for the late response!
>744 viewers
Our boi, Geoff, is BACK and finally getting more of the popularity he deserves!
oh look it's another "I got my game into a marathon but not going to go so I can continue to complain on the internet how I never get to play my game in marathons" episode.
https://twitter.com/BigJon06/status/741449441178230785
>>145124752
>haircut of a 13 year old
>skin of a drug addicted 30 year old
how?
what the FUCK is wrong with zelda communities? every year they add more and more arbitrary categories. like this zelda 2 shit is so insane even feasel is mocking it with his stream title.
this is why speedrunning is dying. communities are committing suicide by thinking short term instead of long term with all these shit categories. you scare off new players when you have 10+ categories with arbitrary rules in each. communities NEED 1 competitive category (ANY%) and 1 category for additional content (100%) and that's it. any other categories should be hidden under the misc tab on the leaderboards and out of sight from the main leaderboard.
>>145132134
thanks for the late response!
>>145132428
what if nobody runs any% because it's trash?
>clintstevens has less than 100 concurrent viewers
>still lives with his parents
how the fuck are these loser streamers going to grow up?
>>145132616
then run 100%
if 100% is trash: play a different game and stop trying to pretend the game is worth the hundreds of hours you need to play it to be competitive in it.
![Ryuk-ryuk-20623924-701-385[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/UaEmQGZ.png "Ryuk-ryuk-20623924-701-385[1].png")
>>145132648
society will be so interesting when these retards hit 35
>>145131925
God I hate him.
And Soe's run got rejected to make room for other games like his.
>>145132772
what if it'sfunthough
>>145132648
i bet sig is wetting his diaper from laughter right now
>>145133001
I'm 24 and have no experience. Should I just give up now?
white boys do not deserve happiness
>>145135543
>no bulge
what's the point
>>145135543
rokko chan is cute!
>>145132648
for real? I thought he was a big time up and comer?
>>145136013
thanks for the late response!
>>145135619
slayer this has to stop
>>145135543
i want to FUCK rokko chan
feas stream 2 comfy
SM64 isn't the best speedgame - Uneducated stream monster and /srg/ newboi
mfw comfy caracarn ff stream
>>145136675
iktf lad
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
http://clips.twitch
.tv/360chrism/DistinctPelicanYouWHY
>>145132503
>on /srg/ for a straight hour
You can sit at my lunch table if you want anon
>>145136931
thanks for the late response!
sm64 is the best speedgame - euphoric bandwagoner and tasteless hype monger
hoype
>>145136882
>Germany so fucked refugees are now setting off bombs in the middle of the city
*speedruns on the slowest version of the game*
:)
>>145138019
so pure
>>145133234
>>145138630
thanks for the late response!
>>145138630
lol
>>145131925
>>145133234
dude is the biggest fucking complainer in speedrunning.....always bitching about something on stream to get people to make sympathy donations
>>145139307
thanks for the late response!
what happened to the MHC?
do we like Clint?
>>145140267
literally who
>>145140267
trihex is not in the mhc
somebody should make a malos mob twitch group and invite our bois
>>145140993
>malos
who?
>>145141038
t. meows
>>145140993
somebodoy should go fuck yourself
go fuck yourself you
>>145141176
>meows
no seriously who are these people?
>>145141349
fags that people get even more cliquey
>>145141331
i'll do it for him :3c
>>145142019
oh my :3c
>>145130364
reupload it, thats pretty based that he went back and redid a run to pander to some braindead youtuber and then that same guy gets assblasted when M1 calls him out midvideo
lmao
Reminder that the Meows clique got so cliquey that they fell off the face of the earth. RIP Ion, Meows, Wally, Moofin and Snowfats.
*checks thier speedgame rankings*
Actually, never mind.
>>145139307
reminder bigjon goes to the casino and drops hundreds of dollars weekly, but "can't" afford a grand to go to ESA.
reminder bigjon did a 24 hour marathon to raise money to get 6+ random beggars to sgdq but won't do one for himself to go to ESA because he only wants to be in front of the GDQ audience and no other marathons.
>>145144058
>Ion, Meows, Wally, Moofin and Snowfats.
seriously who the fuck are these people?
the only relevant batch of sergbois were the duke-era lads
>>145144671
>>145141038
>>145141349
t. oldboi obsessed with the past
>>145144671
which one is the one that turned into a tranny and made multiple twitter and twitch accounts?
>>145144978
snowfats
she's also a furry
>>145145096
>she
dont give that guy fawkes motherfucker special treatment
once a faggot, always a faggot
"changing" gender doesnt change fact
get the fuck out already god damn tranny nutters
lgbt is where you belong, quit bringing that shit here
>>145144671
>any duke-era lads
>relevant
am I an oldboi yet
>>145146943
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>>145126182
you could replace 2016 with 2011 and it would still be accurate
>>145147912
thanks for the late response!
>>145136675
remember when he wasn't a permanently pissed off asshole nagging about literally everything? that was in 2011 or so before that one tranny started patrolling his chat and banning everyone
now those ffx streams were comfy
>>145148257
thanks for the late response!
>>145148257
reminder that caracarn is literally a criminal
>>145148343
what did he do
>>145148706
he STREAMED a portion of a BASEBALL GAME!!
amazing how people STILL don't know how to not break copyright laws!!!!
*uses a video of a baseball game broadcast without express written consent of major league baseball while playing radioactive by imagine dragons*
>>145131925
Cronikeys is too ugly to live
>>145153374
what does that make cosmo then
>>145132428
feasel is a bad speedrunner
>>145154263
he's pretty good for his age.
who's ready for some buckeye speedrunning?
quick someone post the list
>>145161715
oh for fucks sake
>>145140382
literally who
is talon gay? kinda talks like it and mostly just has female friends
>>145131925
just do a donation drive and get 1k in the first 10 minutes
>>145132648
he's not a full time streamer right? otherwise lol he's fucked how old is he
>>145170396
ever since he got denied by kffc things havent been the same
>>145170638
he got rejected by her? any screenshots or anything
Congratulations to coolheadcrab for coming out as transgender! I wish her the best of luck in her transition.
>>145174020
slayer this has to stop
someone....anyone....please stream....
Why is she so cute /b/ros?
>>145175897
white genocide: the image
post your splits whanau
>>145175897
well, the angle and position make it difficult to distinguish features so nothing looks immediately disproportionate
the colour saturation is terrible, it washes out blemishes
It's slightly out of focus too
Even the most disfigured humans can look somewhat presentable with camera trickery
haha i just got WR in this hot new upcoming roguelike
you want to try to beat me too bad its a project I did in college and im not giving you the source code sucks to be to buddy better find your own game
haha
>>145178378
What happened to the >referring to your speedruns as "projects" poster?
Hundo
>>145178472
he died
So what the hell happened to Clint anyway? Did he just drop OoT entirely or something? He went from playing OoT for hours and then having the after-stream stuff for a couple hours to only having the after-stream stuff permanently. Did he finally snap or something? He seemed to be handling the OoT runs just fine and was trying to beat ZFGs time for ages. Did ZFG coming back just cause him to lose all hope?
>>145125509
Removing zelda rando would bring some of our boyz back home.
>>145183484
He failed to sell out properly. He thought he could pull a Weewee/Trihex and use his speedrunning viewer base to break into the lets play world. But he failed for several reasons, like picking the wrong games (The Culling, Overwatch) and failing to assure his fans he would resume speedrunning soon.
>>145179653
running at VERY hihg speed
>>145183491
i've never seen any of our bois run any randomizer
Hey slayer are you actually routing tri now? Have you got a google doc with your progress or something?
>start stream for first time
>expect no one to watch
>before I know it 6 people are watching
>get nervous and immediately stop the stream
should i stream
>>145185163
Same, this is why I only do offline runs
>>145184607
kmac and caracarn
>>145185827
neither of them are our bois
>>145185892
>24k followers
>no donation button
>not one of our bois
What am i missing here?
>>145186145
that neither of them ever come here. one is an enormous sjw who hates everything about this place and the other is a let's player of JRPGs who pretends to speedrun even though it's impossible to speedrun JRPGs
>>145186438
lol no i was just kidding. but i highly doubt he even knows there's an srg
>>145186391
I thought kmac lived in the deep south, how could he be a sjw.
>>145186548
Do yankee retards really believe the south is nothing but conservative evangelicals?
>>145187004
that is what you are
I'm in a rut lads
help me
>>145188785
find a nice mare to settle down with
>>145190547
who is this semen demon
>>145190547
Snapchat posting is a no
>>145190547
snapchat leakers must die
>>145194279
Post splits, faggot.
>>145161715
His wrists are starting to hurt? Hmmmmm...
Ari looks like a manlier version of sig. What the fuck is wrong with all of you?
>>145195101
>soe
>manly
tfw no one will ever post any soe ESA pics
post more speed cuties
arma please fuck off, there is a reason you are blocked for being a thirstlord
why does paper mache paste take so long to dry
>>145195957
What have i done now? Can i be left alone to play video games in peace? Fucking mentally retarded idiots, im glad none of you will get far in life
sowwie this has to stop
>>145135056
anti-White
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96A0uyFWQHs
>>145197885
>boypussy
>without fur
you can't have one without the other
they're just straight gay
>>145200098
snowfats this has to stop
>>145200715
m1 this has to stop
>>145200657
based comabro
>>145200715
3/10 loli, would not fug
berries and cream just got BTFO. new oot any% time of 17:42.47
>>145201690
w h o
>>145190659
Someone repost it i missed it again >(
>>145201690
>oot any%
Literally babbies first speed game.
Zelda and SM64 are cancers of speedrunning.
>>145201863
adam.......
>>145201950
who the fuck is adam?
>>145201690
Who got it?
Also reminder that that ugly little monster was crying about "console luck"
ugly little goblin cuck
>>145202053
>newboi with a strong opinion on what speedgames are cancer
what causes this
>>145202379
>newboi
Not really, I just tend to not participate on the faux speedrunning circlejerk on srg.
I don't give a fuck about your speedrun drama.
>>145202584
why do you care who adam is then
>>145202584
*tips fedora*
>>145202669
Because I would like to at least understand the point of the reply.
>>145202671
Here's your response.
this newboi is almost as above it all as bansheexscreech
>>145202881
which newboi
>>145203040
the edgy one a few posts up
>>145203040
the one that isn't cute
>>145202824
Adam ak está hecho de sal. repetir, adam_ak es una montaña de sal. No confían en la sal.
>>145203098
I'm hardly being edgy.
I just fail to see the interest in the complete trainwrecks like Narcissa or whatever other flavour of the month speedrunner is current.
People here glorify these people like they are actual someone or e-celebrities. These people are literally no-ones. I don't understand why anyone cares enough to post about their shit lives.
>>145203268
I should point out that I am not disagreeing. People like Trihex are completely full of shit but at the same time I give zero fucks about their lives. I don't understand why anyone really would?
>>145203268
literally edgier than adam
>>145203268
>>145203468
Okay.
BLAST
FROM
THE
P A S T
>>145203161
you're gay
He's right, you know.
>>145203417
>de nihilism
don't die on me serg
anotha one
What new speedgames are you excited to see at E3 tomorrow?
>>145207334
>thirsty virign fag being a slut
gee i wonder
cfb explain yourself
>N64 Triathlon
>>145207334
>why is this literal femboi cum dumpster twink a slut
gee idk anon maybe 'cause he loves cock
>>145207334
how come bene gets to have a harem of twinks
>>145207334
I want to unironically fuck soe on some selfish lover shit
Why can't get dennis just go back to shoving dildos up his faggot ass for /b/ if he wants attention so bad?
Can't wait to bully this kid next time he goes live.
>>145207632
that can't be cfb that dude has hair
>stiv starts streaming with cam
>get to see him throw his controller and have a tantrum every 5 minutes
speedrunning xD
kill all tranny degenerate freaks
kill all grind monkey degenerate freaks
monkey stream ape
Dont kill soeqt
>>145214140
acceptable trannies are to be taken as housewives by speedrunners with world records
*unfollows kmac*
>>145203742
>Cosmo-tier commentary
wdhmbt?
>>145203742
Man, this never ceases to be hilarious.
speedgames
1.ape escape 3
2.medievil
3.shadow of the colossus
>>145216214
fuck meows
>>145216610
I wish I could...
Meows stream at non neet hours pls ty
>>145217692
does he even stream anymore? i haven't seen him go live in ages
>>145217809
He tends to go live at random in the morning
Unpopular opinion coming thru , duke streams are better when he isnt playing nv
>>145218242
>duke streams are better when he isnt doing non-speedrun shit
wow, what a shocker
what's objectively the best PS1 speedgame?
and
what's objectively the best PS2 speedgame?
>>145218391
all playstation games are dog shit lol. take your pick
>>145217692
Is Meows a NEET? Wtf what an idiot
how can you just not have a job
stupid speedrunners
>>145218391
Crash 2 and most ps2 games are trash speedruna
>>145218391
Ape Escape
Ape Escape 2/Ape Escape 3
>>145218242
I don't really have an interest in fallout, but his stream is a pretty comfy fallback tbqfah
>>145218483
being a neet is cool for a couple years not more
>>145218443
why?
>>145218620
why crash 2?
why aren't there good speedgames on ps2?
>>145218659
why?
when de soylent hit u
>>145221869
who is this cute girl?
who running life at any% here
i dont even care anymore
can i get a list of all of srg's speedtwinks thanks
>>145218483
>>145218818
its not that hard guys
>>145222215
>not at broken%
get out normie
when de fear hit u
>be God Gamer
>the Stigma hits you
cumxcrab
>pretends to not read the thread
>>145224865
i never claimed that i didnt
>>145226046
>being 2nd place
pathetic, but ok
>hes actually third
lmfao
>plays video games
pathetic, but ok
>actually speedruns
lmfao
>being headcrab
pathetic, but ok
>going :o
lmfao
>beta orbiting a girl
pathetic, but ok
>beta orbiting a boy pretending to be a girl
lmfao
i like this meme
me too
>liking a meme
pathetic, but ok
>liking this meme in particular
lmfao
>hes a speedrunner
pathetic, but ok
>he thinks his world records mean anything in the real world
lmfao
>>145226816
why did you headcrab face?
>>145124274
>Reminder to strengthen your back and core muscles!
I've been avoiding this for a better hip/waist ratio
>>145228269
why did you post the name of my gf?
