Eggheads Edition
Important Halo Links, Notes etc.
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>Latest Halo Community Update
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>Looking for custom games/campaign co-op players/matchmaking squad
http://halolfg.com
http://halocustoms.com
http://halolobbies.com
Watch the threads for occasional party squads
>Xbox One clips and screenshots
http://xboxdvr.com/
The third /hg/tage is out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj0swJRlm5g
Reach a worst
>>144776502
I was arguing that the only downside of H2BR is the slower burst, this is exactly what I wrote >>144769998.
I only backpedaled on my "redefinition" because it seemed important to you.
Tighter can refer to time or space and I think it was pretty clear which I was talking about.
I'm not sure how my opinion that a slower burst is inferior to a faster burst is "shitty" but okay.
>no hidden anime girl
DISSAPOINTMENT
>>144776791
That's a funny way to say "best"
>>144776870
>Tighter can refer to time or space and I think it was pretty clear which I was talking about.
No it doesn't. Stop backpedaling and bringing your shitty argument into the new thread.
>>144777034
It can and people do use it that way. Context clues are key.
>>144777153
>It can and people do use it that way.
It never is.
>>144777229
Read more. If numerous earthquakes occur in small time frame people will describe it as a "tight clustering" or "tight grouping" etc.
Why is Palmer such a totally unlikable character?
I can't stand her but I can't figure out why.
>>144777332
Yes, because those are terms. Nobody ever refers to the burst speed being tight. They say aim and spread are tight.
Even with "context clues", you said "faster" just before it, meaning your redefinition is redundant.
Remember when there was suppose to be armor decals for our spartans.
>>144777434
>Nobody ever refers to the burst speed being tight
Someone did last thread.
If you thought the use of tight was redundant you could have simply said that instead of derailing discussion from actual claims and reasons to semantics.
>>144777591
>Someone did last thread.
Yeah. You.
>If you thought the use of tight was redundant you could have simply said that instead of derailing discussion from actual claims and reasons to semantics.
You yourself said you decided to change the definition. We're done here. You're fucking terrible at arguing.
>>144777705
I'm not the one who won't even discuss the actual point of the argument.
I guess it's easier to nitpick semantics and call people losers?
>>144777513
Remember when your emblem was displayed on your player model?
>>144777935
Remember when you could customize your armor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXTSx0RvwEM
UNSC approved drop pods.
>>144778047
The new drop pods are so ugly
Do you think there are still problems with Chinese escalators in the distant future of the war with the Covenant?
>>144778418
Did you not watch forward unto dawn?
>>144778040
Remember when?
>>144778508
I actually havent, but I do have a DVD of it that a relative bought me.It's shit, isn't it?
>>144778721
It's alright given what it is.a chinese elevator collapses.
>>144778040
>worst game in the series has the most in-depth customization
>best games in the series have no armor customization at all
Like pottery.
>>144778906
Collapses entirely or devours Spartans for sustenance?
>>144779072The only Spartans that appear are John, Kelly, and Fred.
>>144779186
I'll probably give it a go after I watch the Macross 7 movie tonight
>>144778964
But Halo 3 does have armor customization, I'll give it to you that CE doesn't though.
>12 weapon certification unlocks to go
>6 vehicle certification unlocks to go
>Gold packs keep giving me shitty armor and shitty weapon skins
god damnit I just want weapons.
>>144779682
Minigames and general "stuff" aside, Halo 3 is totally inferior to 2.
>>144779812
In terms of standard Halo, it's probably the best, although I still prefer CE.
>>144779750
You'll get there eventually, anon.
I'd rather I was in your position, I've already gotten everything and have 400k REQ points.
I wish you could customize HUD color and layout.
Would that make up for the dismal armor customization we have?
>>144781434
After I complete the armory there really isn't going to be a point to play this game.
>>144781689
Why play in the first place if you're only going for unlocks?
>>144781863
On the off chance I might actually enjoy myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9bVbxktAPM
Post montages.
>>144781976
It's at least fun with friends, and WZF could be pretty fun
>>144782371
wow that's terrible
>>144782371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh3KQb9dU4c&index=5&list=WL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fofX-OITWMw&index=4&list=WL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj0swJRlm5g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re9W1ZpkQEc
>>144782976
>Beta magnum
goddamn I want that so badly
>>144783619
I just want more attachments for the magnum
>>144783619
I want the beta mark V and machete.
Mk V Gamma.
>>144782976
>The /hg/tage III's ending
>>144776889
Fuck off Sigmund
>>144784935
Scouthog strats are impossible to defeat!
>>144785237
But I made the thread
>>144785237
Wrong.
>that OP
>I'll be reminded that TPP exists for hours, maybe days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jH0WeV67I
>>144782976
THE /HG/TAGE IV when?
>>144785609
TPP is a good game, but it's just not a good MGS game.
>>144784935
>There won't be a /hg/tage IV
>>144786076
about the same time of us getting the achilles helmet
>>144786216
It's better than Portable Ops.
>>144786076
>>144786218
If nobody else wants to, I'll do it
>>144786383
Setting the bar real high there, fampai.
Anyone online right now?
>>144786580
Everyone got off after Muffin dragged us through being farmed in regular warzone, then the infection playlist.
>>144783619
They should have never nerfed it. Just remove the spread.
>>144786798
Welp.
>>144786578
Do it please,i'll suck your dick.
>>144786578
Can it be the opposite of what the previous ones were?
Just a montage of all the moments where we sucked ass?
>>144786580
>>144786798
I'm on my way back home now, so gimme roughly an hour and I can try to get a lobby going if one isn't up
>>144787029
>"THE /HG/TAGE IV: PIGMUND EDITION"
Did somebody say montage?
>>144787225
That sounds about right.Since I'm the one that offered to make it.
>>144787029
Wouldn't it be a bit boring watching 8 minutes of Sigmund's clips?
>>144787505
Like this clip?
>>144786937
That's awfully lewd, anon.You'll be expected to follow through, just like tooth pick anon.
>>144787923
Yeah why not? Actually i think a montage of dumb and funny /hg/ moments would be cool, but we should do it asapthis general only has like 2 months of life after all.
>>144785237
nice diversionary tactic sigmund
>>144788205
Well ya better start calling out webms when you see them, because the xboxdvr clips disappear whenever they feel like it.
>>144788205
>>144788383
Just post the clips or message them to me and I'll get to work as soon as possible
>>144788502
I'll record some clips of the /hg/ map we made when i get back home, it would be nice if we actually finished it though.
>>144788502
Here ya go. Around the 9 second mark.
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Chaosdroid%202/video/17740153
Should it just be a custom game montage?
>>144777414Jennifer Hale
>>144788718
It's funny how it actually looks kinda nice
>>144788205
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Sweaty%20Towels/video/18317990
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Sweaty%20Towels/video/18318056
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Sweaty%20Towels/video/18318061
>>144788817
Pretty much. Any time you want to get me to dislike a female character for free, just hire her.
The only time when she was ok was Bulletstorm, but she was still supposed to be unlikable and an antagonist for most of the game.
>>144788797
That was a great day
>>144788797
Make a strawpoll, I'll go with whatever people want
>>144788991
How many clips of bullying pizza can we get?
>>144789473
Never enough.
>>144788502
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Hect0rlo/video/17871342
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Hect0rlo/video/18318212
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Hect0rlo/video/18318299
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Hect0rlo/video/17906866
>>144788957
Hopefully she'll be out of the business soon, I'd appreciate if I never had to see mention of her again
>>144788859
It was actually pretty comfy with the log cabins and the penis ejaculating whales.
>>144789956
/hg/ really loves log cabins for some reason
>>144790935
Well, they are the comfiest kind of home
>>144789797
Then get to work on making more
WZF information will be at e3, right?
>>144794191
Maybe another trailer.
>its a sigmund and friend party
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Twenty%20Sevens/video/18319320
>When there's less than 30 seconds left to win, and you're teammate pulls this shit.
>>144794818
>you're teammate
god damnit
>>144794818
Report him using the app and copy paste the dvr link into it.
I've got a small lobby of random ass customs goin on if anyone wants to join.
Tags are Capt McSwaggins and therealALBUTT
>>144788957
But but but Samus?
>>144795097
This happened months ago, and I reported him after the match was finished.
>>144796036
Are you saying I should be okay when her only lines are her in physical pain?
Hm. Maybe.
>>144796263
It'd certainly entertain me, at least.
Anybody want to get a lobby going?
>>144798353
Hit up SGT Skylor
>>144796263
Well she did originally do the opening intro for Prime before she was replaced by an unknown voice over. She sounded like a stoic Samus.
They cut half of the content in hog wild, right?
So did they cut half the REQs too?
>>144799846
Probably not. They're most likely saying that to cover their asses for not having a map in this update. Everything was already in the game back when Infection came out.
Expect the next update to have the "second half" of Hog Wild, and it's just two reskins of the Stinger armor or whatever it was called.
>>144800703
Fully expecting skins for the MoR armours at the very least. We'll probably get two or three awful armours to go with it, a bunch of useless loadout REQs, skins and emblems, and MAYBE a few maps.
>>144800703
Wouldn't surprise me.
I'm still hoping for race to come, even if it's starting to seem unlikely.
>>144801020
Well, it is all dropping with WZF too
>>144801370
It'll at least be as big of an update as the Infection drop
The sword hog is really fun to use, I hope they make a scouthog that's got shields
So are just gonna pretend nobbyslicks isn't Bias or...
>>144803816
No idea who you're talking about
>>144803816
???
>>144803816
Dunno why you brought it up, but it's pretty obviously him
>>144803195
>scouthog with shields
Sign me the fuck up
>>144788797
Motherfuckers
>>144806241
Not entirely sure what you're trying to get at, anon
>>144806241
Pizza pls
>>144806241
>>144807992
Tard pepe is the worse thing to happen to this site
The OP post used to include a link to a guide for making webms, does it still exist anywhere?
>>144808557
Try the /g/ wiki, they should have something
>>144808557
http://pastebin.com/4ipnGRND
>>144809329
thank you, wreckage brother
>>144808320
Just like Reach to Halo
>>144810164
Tbqh halo 4 was the worst thing to happen to halo
Ugly armor
Ugly graphics
Generic sounds
Bad redesigns
Generic music (for the most part)
Perks
Classes
Killstreaks
Kill-cams
Weapon+nade loadouts
Forced sprint
And those are just the main things, there countless smaller details that just make the entire thing a huge pile of shit
>>144810802
>BR used to be black with a blue lense and a glowing red light
>it suddenly became a grey box with orange stripes and no red at all
Why?
>>144811043
343 is why
It's probably just a subspecies of BR
>>144811283
The only 343 redesign I enjoy is security
It looks really nice. Better than the reach version.
Network disconnect was on my end, still found this amusing
>>144811574
Security looks more bug-like, which is actual a great improvement
>>144812365
Actual Kamen Rider helmets when?
>>144811574
I can only half-agree, anon. As a whole the helmet's very over-designed and has a lot of detail that really was only added for the sake of it. I'd have preferred it keep the overall smoothness of the previous iterations, plus maybe lose that gaping cavity between the visor and the nose section.
>>144813136
>I'd have preferred it keep the overall smoothness of the previous iterations
>EVA will never go back to being flat
>it is doomed to being a fucking duck bill forever
>you can never look like The Meta again
>343 added angry eyebrows to the Wrath helmet
>>144813535
It's north american kirby all over again
>>144813535
>>144814528
>not super hot heads
0/10, see me after class
>>144813237
EVA's honestly not all that bad. A good deal of the classic/returning armours aren't too bad since there are at least designs already in place for them to alter.
Scout doesn't look too bad, EVA's OK, Security's.... tolerable. Helljumper is OK if you treat it as a straight upgrade to the mainline ODST variant. EOD's OK.
They really fucked up with Rogue and Hazop though. I have no fucking idea what they were thinking there.
>>144814975
>Dynast
>Decimator
>>144815117
Dynast is okay, just a bit too smoothe
>>144815252
Dynast is just Athlon with a volleyball for a helmet.
>>144815117
I prefer to think of those as completely different variants, given how badly they ported them.
>>144815562
>if it's a bad job, it doesn't count as being a bad job
STICKER
TAC
PAD
>>144815693
I never said they weren't a bad job. I said they're so bad that I don't consider them as even resembling the original product.
>>144814975
I miss old EVA, I liked looking like the Meta
>>144815859
Well, as long as we both know that they still count.
>>144815693
>sticker tac pad
Thanks for reminding me, now I'm mad again
Is company full or you guys not letting anyone new in?
>>144816703
We're letting people in as far as I know.
>>144816703
Just post your GT in the thread so we know it's you and we'll get you in
at what point will this general cease to exist? how dead will Halo have to be?
>>144817409
>>144817409
>>144817409
The point where games can no longer be found
>>144817292
My GT is HairyTrigger, would be nice to play in a party for once.
>DUDE TRUMP LMAO
>>144817742
Who are you?
>>144817831
>>144817831
>>144817949
Justice.
>>144817831
Alrighty, there's usually lobbies up around the afternoon so just keep an eye out for posts
>>144818149
Hotrod?
>>144817831
But spicas isn't on, nor does he have live anymore.
Why a bitch gotta lie?
>>144818265
>>144818149
This is the Halo 5 experience.Some of us like it.
>>144818925
>>144818925
>>144818925
I just want more fucking variety, give us more fucking maps 343
>>144819432
You want more maps? I got'chu, senpai.
>>144819432
>>144819637
Anything but that one
>>144819045
God dammit my sides
>>144819776
I feel you, I feel you.
But you can't insult this one, because we made it in honor of kids who were killed in a house fire by their dad, for their dad.If you don't like this selection, give us eight months to remix Tyrant.
>>144820058
Stasis is the better map.
sup niggers! I know alot of you like guns here. I'm looking to buy my first handgun. whats the most halo looking handgun I can buy?
>>144820161
Alright, but we're assigning you this for your team.
>>144813136
All 343 era armor is overdesigned
Just a shitty art style. I think security is one of the best looking ones within that art style.
>>144820161
Somehow I've yet to land a single match on Stasis
>>144820380
Try swat. I keep getting it.anybody want to try and power through plat?
>>144820328
343 really needs to pull a 3/Reach and create a base set.
In 3, it was Mark VI with removable shoulders, a swappable chestplate, and a helmet. In Reach, it was Mark V [B] with the option for shoulders, chest, kneepads, a watch, a pouch, and a helmet. But the point is that all spartans looked the same outside of those key points.
In 4 and 5, the "base set" is the nanosuit, so there's absofuckinglutely nothing to build off of.
>>144820540
I agree but they won't change anything unfortunately
Spartans are gonna look like anime robot ninjas forever now
>>144820848
I just wanna walk up to the art staff and throw action figures at them. Like, if you strip all of the optional shit off, you should still be left with armor.
Does the stuff for Halo 5's figures even come off?
>>144820848
>inb4 those two fags who watch shitty nip power rangers reply
>>144820930
Unfortunately their art staff is mentally retarded
Who designs something like this, and thinks "Yep. This sure looks like halo. This belongs in a halo game. I'm going to put in at least 50 hours of work designing modeling and texturing this to put it into halo"
>>144820948
As one of the five fags here who watches shitty nip power ranges, Kamen Riders actually have armor.
>>144820210
Buy a Moist Nugget and Obrez it.
>>144820540
>>144820848
There's some good stuff that 343's done, like how the armor is obviously supposed to look more flexible now, but then it falls flat by having bulky as fuck torsos, random armor pieces glued onto places, and weird helmets.
Casual reminder that you can now play Halo 2 online with no GFWL.
It's a new thin so it's not that populated, let's get some /vg/ Halo 2 nights going boys.
http://www.h2v.online/download/
I swear, you autists complain more about dressing up your barbie doll more than anything else.
>>144821169
>>144821231
My Nigga
>>144821386
Have you seen those shoes? The sides are open for no reason, but the toes have these horizontal flippers on them that would make turning while running absolutely impossible.
>>144820948
>>144821169
>"Yep. This sure looks like halo. This belongs in a halo game. I'm going to put in at least 50 hours of work designing modeling and texturing this to put it into halo"
>And then I'm going to make 6 variants that just have different colored panels.
>>144821487
Post a picture of Chase and Machine Chaser, you fucking hick. Show that even shitty nip power rangers guard their parts better than a highly advanced, very well funded space military 500 years from now
>>144821415
>quit talking about halo in halo general!!
You're the only autist here
>>144821473
Don't forget this little doozy.
>>144821703
Now with animation.
>>144821804
People like to complain, at least it gives people a conversation.
What's everybody's favorite helmet?
>>144821907
ODST from 3.
Pilot level 3 from Reach.
Recruit from 4.
Recruit Marked/Warrior Helm from 5.
>>144821386
It doesn't have to look more flexible.
Art style and design should come before realism. Half of 343's shit is hardly practical anyways with huge backpacks, toe flippers, and unicorn horns.
>>144821324
I already have a nugger.
>>144821804
You talk about literally one facet of Halo.
>>144821907
CQB and ODST in 3
Mark V and (b) in reach
Recruit and Recon in 4/5, maybe helljumper if I could unlock it
>>144821993
>Atlas armor is supposed to be the "main battle tank" of spartan armor
>all the bulk is on the fucking backpack
>>144822068
Really because the last 4 threads have just been rampant shitposting and drama and autism
Talking about halo is a rare occurance here
>>144822334
Short distance groundpounds always feel really good when they land
>>144822460
It's not really that rare, it's more that people notice the drama shit more
>>144821907
:^]
>>144821907
Mark V from 3
Operator, V [B], and MP from Reach
Venator, Raider, and Recruit from 4
Noble, Viper, IV, and Decimator from 5
>>144823025
It is a nice helmet, though.
The armor is just garbage.
>>144823315
Good thing I don't have the armor I guess
>>144821907
ODST for Halo 3
Gungnir from Reach (shut up it was funny looking)
Strider from Halo 4
Probably Rogue for Halo 5, but I also like Viper quite a bit
>>144823508
You forgot your trip Bias
>>144823315
The armor would be fine if the black patches got covered.
A nice silver armor would make a good "secret katana" armor. It's the visor that needs work.
>>144822460
>>144823571
I'm not bias. I joined the company after you guys got the armor.
>>144823542
>>144823273
Viper is ugly as fuck, how do you like that?
daily reminder
still no:
>playable elites
>unsc air vehicle
>custom powerup/trait zone
>flamethrower
>brute shot/concussion rifle/sticky det/grenade launcher
>sentinel beamIt's the only Forerunner weapon not in the game, it would make sense to include it, if only to have a beam/DPS weapon
>Reach/ODST-style firefight
>flood firefight
>juggernaut, race, vip, koth
>EOD
>black undersuit
>asymmetric armor (shoulders individually customisable)
>splitscreen
>campaign theater
>>144823962
I just like the visor.
Although it does remind me of a motorcycle helmet
>>144823962
Viper looks alright.
>>144823962
Visor is really nice, the little pointy bit and eye piece gives it character
>>144824056
>>playable elites
Good.
>>144824195
>not liking asymmetrical accent
>>144824056
Playable elites doesn't really make sense since this is supposed to be on the Infinity's simulators.
The hornet would be hilariously useless in halo 5.
>Sentinel Beam
I want it, I want regular fucking sentinels to come back too. I'm sick of all this stupid promethean shit. Knights are a bit more fun to fight now but soldiers are so fucking annoying and crawlers are still idiotic.
>>144824112
>>144824127
Literally what the fuck lads
>>144824056
>no campaign theatre
That annoyed me in 4. Then they didn't include it in MCC, halo 3 had it in the original. What the fuck. No emblems on your Spartan either. 343 are lazy bastards.
>>144824056
>playable elites
People care about this?
Only time it was any good was invasion.
>>144824472
It's Canon that elites and Spartans train together in war games simulations
343 just too lazy to include the option
Personally, their retarded ugly huge elite designs look terrible anyways, so I'm a little bit glad we don't have playable elites to be tarnished. With ground pounding and boosts and shit like that.
>>144824523
Hmm it looks worse there than I remember. What does alternate look like?
I think one thing is classic gold visor makes it look better because the silver visor is too similar to the white/grey accents.
>>144824750
>It's Canon that elites and Spartans train together in war games simulations
Yeah, but on the Infinity? I don't think they're going to let elites strut about on the UNSC's flagship.
>>144824523
It's hardly the worst thing that's been made. I like the visor mostly.
>>144825016
Yep, on the infinity
>>144825172
They train together on the Anvil Station, not infinity.
T. H:O closed Alpha and Beta tester
>>144824523
TMCC has theater mode for both 3 and ODST.
>>144825016
I liked choosing armor pieces that made a theme for my spartan in Reach. I used the sniper rifle a lot so I made a sniper looking guy.
I can't do anything thematic in Halo 5
>>144825946
>go into snipers for a few hours
>swap out my right shoulder for more sniper bullets
Shit was the best.
>>144824056
I want headhunter to comeback, the rage you could induce when you assassinated someone with 10+ skulls was godly.
>>144826149
Headhunter and Stockpile were decent additions. I didn't play them too often, but I liked their idea, and they probably have some good custom games in them somewhere.
Juggernaut, too.
>>144826009
>One shoulder pad with armor to protect from bullets
>One shoulder with bullets
>Shiny tactical pad on my wrist
>Hip pouch for gummy bears
>>144826327
I want more gummy bear/gameboy pouches on armors. We nee to go full tacticool.
>>144826009
Shame you couldn't use the ODST shoulder armor for marksmen.
>>144826723
Wrath is everything I want except for the damn shoulder pads
Nightfall will have to do once I get it.
>>144826327
>>144826723
We need pouch slots on left hip, back waist, and some armors just under the chest like in CE.
>>144826791
>tfw always played as Romeo in ODST because of that sexy helmet and shoulder armor
Felt good. Sucks they didn't port those pieces to 3.
>>144826723
I wouldn't mind if leg and forearm pieces came back. It shouldn't be too difficult to set attachment points to most of the legs and arms.
Helmet attachments on the other hand, ehhhh, some would be fine but others should not get them.
>>144821816
I honestly don't get helmets like this. There are even a few (such as Buccaneer) that have visor strips on the *back* of the helmet.
I don't get it.
>>144827162
The artists got drunk and watched anime for inspiration.
>>144827319
Explains why 4 was just EVA-lite
>Saving /hg/, one Moa at a time.
>>144827864
>MoR didn't give us the jeep
>it would go perfectly with Darkstar
>>144827864
>space it ain't me starts playing
>>144828216
Some folks are born, made to the hunt the Chief.
Ohhhh, that Osiris and Blue.
>>144821816
>no ankle protection
>>144828198
Yeah and it would be completely useless as well. Keep suggesting retarded ideas like that and 343 might hire you.
>>144828464
>scout hogs
