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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22210/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
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Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2smut
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
IS FOR DEGENERATES
Previous thread: >>144732261
fuck you
PPD!
NA LUL
>EG gets last place
i've waited years for this
>NA DOTA
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It's finally over guys
EG and Secret reddit shits are btfo
A new golden age for /d2g/
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
>American Dota
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WHO CARES LMFAO
Kill all Amerifatfucks lel
>>144736838
Take a look at Aui's replacement.
>EG BTFO
>Secret about to get BTFO
NA IN FLAMES LUL
ZAI AND MASON HAVE TO COME BACK
I'm a simple man.
I see boobs, I click like.
What is his plan?
God I hope secret lose as well.
>mfw
>tfw you witnessed eg getting last place in a major
Do you think Secret will have a standard draft or will it be another CHOTTO MATTE again?
I just hope EE doesn't play clinkz again, that shit was unbearable to watch.
>>144741956
Is Nahaz our guy?
WHO WILL MAKE AMERICAN DOTA GREAT AGAIN?
>>144741956
What a repulsive creature.
He's not even old, just balding and graying with a truly despicable personality.
>NADota
>>144742108
moo
>EG btfo'd
>Secret soon to be btfo'd
>Kaipi playing afterwards
Tonight is a good night
If Secret throws this one then it's definitely a honeypot major.
>>144742078
he will 100% try to cheese with drow ranged lineup with rtz invoker or some lycan memepush draft with RTZ DP.
He might have considered a lvl 1 rosh but this crowd cant' be trusted
>>144742008
I'd rather have Demon over Zai.
>>144742108
>>144742095
is that fucking brian wilson
>>144742095
Is that Bitch Boy guy?
Are you ready for the desert?
>discord
someone post the "can you imagine being universe chotto matte" /tv/ pasta
>>144741969
>Major
>Honeypot
Being this dumb, if you are not being ironic, i feel so bad for you.
>>144742147
Maki is canonically an EE fangirl, faggot.
uhhhhhhh EG fangays?
>>144742010
epic
>>144742073
IT IS A GOOD FEEL
>>144741969
>this damage control
>picking jugg instead of Ursa against Lifestealer
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/d8/Erth_kill_08.mp3
>>144742010
fuck off with the thread-war bullshit when esports are on
annnnd muted
>discord
no thanks
post yfw both eg and secret get btfo when col navi mvp and kuro are still in
Can't chinks learn English?
>>144742167
>implying they have a choice
>implying they can stop throwing every game
So I missed all of it so far except the first liquid vs MVP game
it's been going on until now??
How has it been
>>144742147
i am sure you are happy that because of those results, kaipi will break up as those teams will steal zai away
>>144736838
>https://r4p3.net/threads/what-is-discord.861/#post-6224
SHILLING A LEGITIMATE BOTNET IN THE OP THAT SELLS YOUR INFORMATION TO ADVERTISERS
TOP FUCKING LEL
This thing comes to your Ranked game and kicks your teams ass!
Quick! What do you do to prevent this?
What team will he join post ti6 shuffle and carry to TI7 victory?
>unironically using discord shill thread
>>144742252
fuck off with your thread wars
>>144742310
C9 will pick up Kaipi
>>144742073
so what will valve do now? sure eg are the defending champs, but since burgers got BTFO how can they justify a direct invite?
>>144742328
fuck off with your discord
>>144742108
Moo
REMINDER ENVY WILL PLOW THE PUSSY OF THIS CUTIE TRANSLATOR LATER TONIGHT AFTER STOMPING LOWERBRACKET GAMES
How can 1 man assassinate both teams at once?
Is Uzbekistan the homeland of all ninjas?
>>144742252
fuck off no one cares
>>144742317
>there's a discord megumin
lul
>>144742317
It's esports, who gives a fuck about discord
Keep your animeshit drama for when the thread is dead
>>144742285
>Zai leaving kaipi to join trash
>>144742268
don't english to beat ti5 champs
TEAM ISIS ON JIHAD WATCH
>TEAM ISIS ON JIHAD WATCH
TEAM ISIS ON JIHAD WATCH
>TEAM ISIS ON JIHAD WATCH
TEAM ISIS ON JIHAD WATCH
>TEAM ISIS ON JIHAD WATCH
TEAM ISIS ON JIHAD WATCH
>TEAM ISIS ON JIHAD WATCH
>>144742173
sup jimmy, how the gains
>discord
not using this shit m8
>>144742252
fuck off betting jew
>usa
>>144736838
>https://discord.gg/0138gqzAj9TE4KEmn
LMAO
>mfw
>>144742357
no one fucking cares about the info in the OP anyway. it's all about the esport now faggot
>>144742226
Autism9000 cant into ursa
look at his shitty jugg build s&y into bf into diffusal? completely nonsensical, theres literally no reason to go for any of these items, he needed ac or deso or manta or anything else really
>>144742383
>Killed Secret and EG
>The two best teams in the world
What's his goal?
>mfw
>>144741978
?
A compendium doesn't make a tournament a "valve event", there have been dozens of compendiums increasing prizepools.
The only valve events are TI and the majors.
>mfw
>>144742357
but if it keeps a few insufferable faggots contained, why be against it?
>Fy flat out telling everyone he isn't even scared of non chinese teams
This kills the white bois
>americucks actually doubted fy-god
wew
>my face when
fuck off redeye you faggot
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>MY FACE WHEN
>mfw redeye is a memer
>mfw
>>144742310
>>144742349
cutest PMSTwin
Someone have the RTZ cycle image?
>mfw redeye
Is it just the maymays getting into me or is he also a memer?
we are going to be done with this thread in 1-1.5h
stop your autism with the thread wars
What were you listening to when eg lose?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es5HlkvPuaU
Time for what?
So I missed all of it so far except the first liquid vs MVP game
it's been going on until now??
How has it been
pls respond
>MY FACE WHEN NORMIES USING MFW
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>>144742008
>>144741997
>Shitson
>good
HAHAHAHA
Time for what?
>>144742546
kms
>no bet information on OP
>discord cancer
Jesus fucking christ, delete this shit.
>>144742546
it's ramadan, infidel
TAKBIR
>>144742546
He teams up with Fluff
>>144742586
Nobody is reporting this dog shit thread
>>144742546
To kill the infidels in the name of Allah
>>144742546
Allahu akbar, my friend
>>144742147
ppd should have put zai on his team when he had the chance
they didnt even play that many LANs while zai was still doing his diploma and might as well use a sub
zai may be rusty but he is still >>>>>>> bulba
>>144741978
did valve pay the prize out of their pocket? If not then it's not an official valve event
we're cheering for secret right?
>>144742572
>>144742546
To kick bulba ofcourse
>>144742546
what did he mean by this
>>144742546
>>144742572
OH FUCK HE PARTNERED UP WITH FLUFFNSTUFF AND PURGE
What is "the secret"?
Are Secret really going to lose to fucking Empire?
That would be some next level LeL
>>144742275
ummm who are you quoting?
>>144742551
It's weird as fuck. How is it applicable to anything that isn't an image board?
What the fuck does it even mean in real life context?
>>144742484
they haven't at all
http://dac.dota2.com.cn/announcement/index_eng.htm
do those tournaments get to host on dota2.com website?
but you must be new since you would've realized already it was a valve
>>144742646
fuck you redditor
>>144742646
lmao
>>144742646
i want puppan to win another major but i also want arteezy to lose and kill himself
>mfw EGfag
Empire better fucking anally destroy Secret
GO RAMZESGOD
SUMAIL BLEW UP THE ARENA
I BARELY SURVIVED THE BLAST
What's the trophy for this major again? Heart right?
>>144742659
That this is a honeypot lan.
>>144742659
That Kemal is pounding their asses if they lose
>>144742515
>mfw spamming pepes with my gf during the game
>>144742548
OG won Na'Vi easily 2-0.
Mineski almost eliminated Alliance but decided to throw as always.
Complexity should've lost to Wings, but Wings decided to play like shit (probably couldn't handle the pressure of main stage).
EG just got eliminated by fy, as I thought it would happen.
So far I'm actually 0% in these best of 1s, even if i got the upper bracket games totally right (i even predicted the 2-0 by mvp, my boys).
I'm pleasantly surprised by the bo1s, i thought vg.r would be out. And i like CoL too. Very hype to see them outlasting EG and becoming the best NA team everywhere they go.
>>144742546
inshallah brother
>>144742217
why does this man let his mother cut his hair?
I'm not liking this Analyst Black.
He gives off this awkward vibe desu.
>EG is placed the same as Mineski
What a time to be alive
>>144742546
Murder-suicide pact with Fluff. Don't go to TI6 unless you want to die before pit lord comes out.
>>144742646
lol,no
Puppey reminding everyone that S W N L
>mfw burgers thinks eg is better than secret
>>144742713
OH MY FUCK WHERE IS FLUFF?! I TOLD YOU TO KEEP AN EYE ON HIM.
>>144742217
>>144742193
It literally is a honeypot. Only 2 months before TI, no major lans in between and there almost certainly won't be a major patch either. Both EG and Secret are already guaranteed TI invites as the winners of TI5 and Shanghai so they have no reason to waste effort here.
>>144742546
EG disband incoming
>>144742717
Abyssal
>>144742749
He's an ogre, of course it's awkward.
Guess it's time
>>144742673
They've done it million times already
>>144742546
You guys are alright, don't come to the Grand Finals on sunday
>>144742703
>but i also want arteezy to lose and kill himself
This man has to be intentionally sabotaging eg and secret though.
>>144742546
ABDUL AKBAR
Stop bullying PPD
>>144742646
i just want to see EE fuck up and get kicked ON STAGE
SO ITS FINALLY TIME FOR POTENTIALLY THE GREATEST SHITPOSTING STORM OF ALL TIME
HOW BADLY ARE THEY GONNA SHIT THE BED LMAO
>>144742717
A Reaver.
>>144742836
tard
>>144742727
he also does that when they win tho
>>144742717
reaver
>>144742785
No I don't think they'll get invited. No way is valve that stupid. And they won't manage to get through qualifiers either because CoL/shazam will beat eg and empire/AF/vega will beat secret
are they bots?
they literally are just walking mid and feeding.
>>144742353
Newbee was absolute trash post-TI4 and they still got a direct invite to TI5.
>>144742856
If they lose to Empire, AGAIN mind you, its over.
If EG and Secret won it would have been amazing, but now that they both will likely lose its even more so
>>144742736
based swindles already proved his worth by defeating EG in the last meme LAN
>>144742845
EE is calling the shots now.
>>144742310
>70% winrate in professional dota
>singlehandedly shaped the position 4 meta
>best offlaner in the world
>handsome as fuck
>patrician taste in music
What team will Americans support now that EG is terrible?
>>144742856
this is just the beginning
the greatest shitstorm ever will be when secret loses TI qualifers
>>144742690
No idea what you are babbling about kid.
That graph I posted was made by Valve and it clearly reads "puppey is the first and only player to win 2 valve events ever"
EG won DAC and TI5 and they haven't won 2 valve events.
If it's too hard to do the math then stop skipping school.
>>144742930
TI winners have awlays been invited to TI.
If Secret lose here, 3 of the invites will be out at the lowest placing. I don't understand why we needed 4 extra invites. TI6 better not invite EG, Na'Vi or Secret.
>>144742646
>ever rooting for secret
Ramzes and KingR will kill the cancer
>>144742934
Yes
>not cheering for our canonical boy RTZ
only reddit hates rtz, he is all ours now
>Shitrekt getting knocked out by Empire is next
E P I C
>>144742930
they are TI5 winners, they have to get an invite since that is part of the system
At this point I'm 90% sure that this is all a plan devised by S4 to get Alliance to the grand finals.
During his time at secret he did some MKUltra shit to RTZ to get him to destroy both EG and Secret, leaving Alliance free to trash the remaining teams.
>>144742963
le mango bay face
https://twitter.com/team_empire/status/740172758361997313
ITS FUCKING ON BOIS
I seriously hope you guys aren't thinking EE will lose this.
>>144742642
I would take a rusty zai over 2 bulbas without thinking twice about it. The guy is a genius.
>>144742963
>literal finnish rape baby
>handsome as fuck
ITS A SECRET
SECRET
WILL
NEVER
LOSE
>>144742970
DC is the only "NA" team left
>>144742986
>>144743015
times have changed.
>>144742934
Judging from their names, I would say yes
>>144742930
They invited Newbee to TI5 and Alliance to TI4.
>>144742963
zai is just fluff who made it. both are weird as fuck
Some of you guys are alright, if you're in the Arena right now you might want to leave.
Happening will happen in 2 hours.
So long space Dotards
>>144742934
Bots that mismatch the right people for free compendium quest.
>>144742930
>Alliance and newbee are absolute shit after their TI wins
>Hmmm, maybe valve will change the rules suddenly and not invite EG
>>144742989
>EG
invited because 4/5 TI5 winners.
>Secret
invited because they have TI5 champion and 3/5 Shanghai major winners and 2/5 of them (EE, PPY) palced high in other tournaments under Secret after TI5
>Na'Vi
qualifier team, only won Starladder invitational now.
s
>>144742982
EG was the first to win two million dollar+ purses.
does that settle your autism?
>>144742930
eg are 100% getting an invite just like newbee got an invite last year despite doing literally nothing all of 2015
>>144742735
Are some of the games worth watching?
Where does it say how long this is? I didn't expect to wake up and it still being live
>>144742970
I like DC , plus them succeeding makes RTZ look bad which is great.
>>144742982
listen retard
that graph was made by ESL, not Valve
if it's too hard to follow logic, then gas yourself
>>144743054
CoL is still in.
>>144743086
put the clock down sumail, we can talk this out.
>>144743026
dang
>>144742572
mason and zai?
>>144742963
he's a cool cat.
I would've definitely hung out with him on high school.
But now I'm way too old ;_;
Pls let secret be eliminated. Manila will make up for Shanghai and everything.
RAPE SECRET?!
>>144743115
>I've been proven wrong because I posted a moronic opinion
>better start calling everyone autistic
Not surprised at all.
>>144743109
>only won Starladder invitational now
Shit reached #2 place in SL-invitational. Has to qualify for TI6
>>144743109
>Secret
>they have TI5 champion
Who?
>secretfags
el
oh
el
>>144742934
No shit
>he calls himself a gamer
>he doesn't have the mark
lol'd
Will Kemal behead rtz if they lose?
FY GOD DID IT
JUST A REMINDER
LAST MANILLA EVENT
SECRET LITERALLY GOT ELIMINATED BY EMPIRE
>>144743124
Do teams just lose motivation completely? Or is it because of roster changes that they do like shit after winning TI?
>>144743016
yeah theres only Nb, TL, MVP and OG they need to beat now
too bad all those teams are at least 1 tier above aliens
>>144741485
>aui_2000 the support playing carry
>fear the carry playing support
>bulba the coach playing the game ever
idk famerino
you tell me what went wrong with the TI winning position players not playing their TI winning positions
>>144743256
nice skin subhuman
>>144743143
>plus them succeeding makes RTZ look bad which is great.
HELLO REDDO!
>>144743229
>every anon is the same
sure is reddit in here
>>144743238
Well I don't know, maybe Universe?
What the fuck are you smoking anon
>>144742572
to kick Bulba and Aui and get Mason+1 and go through qualifiers to TI6
>>144743238
Universe you fucking retard
>>144742952
Yeah they'll kick puppey/pld and invite Zai+Bone.
>>144743169
It clearly says Valve at the bottom. But even if it was made by a monkey it wouldn't make it wrong. Facts are facts.
Stay mad retard.
>>144743281
When was this?
>>144743280
alliance heroes got killed so they turned into shit after TI4
newbee just didnt play dota in 2015
eg are playing like shit since they got their new team
usually its roster changes that kills teams
tl and og are consistent and havent changed their rosters
>>144743327
Surely universe will be leaving secret and zai joins them, EG gets back universe?
>kuro tis won=1
>rtz tis won=0
K GOD
>>144743134
I use gosu to see the times and whatnot. They're right 90% of the time.
If you're an Alliance fangay, it was a pretty great game, great force staff plays and a KotL.
Wings game was pretty disappointing, they just played badly, not really worth.
Na'Vi games weren't bad, but not great. The bests games today are certainly the MVP vs Liquid, although Liquid choked on game 2, it was a pretty good game 2.
Stop talking about EG you faggot americans
NO
ONE
CARES
ABOUT
EG
>>144743382
Starladder qualifiers 29
>>144743382
I DONT KNOW MAYBE TI3?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIST HTREAD FULL OF NEWFAGS
HELL AND BACK, ROFL
>>144743367
and DAC is a valve event, since they are listed there and are listed under the dota2.com website
some image does not change facts
>EE draft
its over, secret is done
>>144743409
What heroes? LD and prophet or what
>>144743382
ti3 finals
>>144743413
Universe stays with Secret
Zai and Mason join EG
>>144743134
The MVP vs Liquid games are the best ones today, the rest are just so-so. Maybe watch the Alliance game.
so uh where is Silent?
SCANDALGOD
>>144743423
>kuro has won a ti
have a free (you) on me
>Incredible talented roster
>Loser bracket
Should I watch another episode of the first 48 or this match?
>>144743423
kuro has never won a TI m8
>RTZ
>clutch
PICK FUCKING ONE
>Barefoot
Uh, slavs?
>>144743513
>Zai leaving Kaipi
"no"
>CLUTCH MID RTZ
SURE IS CLUTCH LOL
>>144743382
some shit lan a while back who cares
>>144743553
may as well watch live murder
these slightly altered intro voices are triggering the fuck out of me
do they think i cant tell exactly who it is or something
>>144743456
why the fuck is this thread full of cunts getting baited for free (You)s
oh god EE
>>144743456
fuck off, grandpa. that was about the time I started playing dota so how should I know
>>144743478
thx
Reminder that SWNL.
Can people stop wearing fucking flipflops? Its absolutely disgusting.
>RTC in the back
;-)
He's coming for you, Artour.
>EE shorts
the guy is a literal autist
can't even dress appropriately before getting eliminated
>>144743537
Ti1 retard
>>144743596
kek what lan was this
>>144743595
>"no"
This is what shit-shit fans think.
>>144743595
they meant clutch fuckups
>Secret looking like they are going to kys themselves in a matter of seconds
They've probably been bitch fighting all day long
>nahaz
ugh
I can't stand these openings, how cringe it can get?
>RTZ HAS SAID RAMZES WILL WIN TI
talk about AUTHORITY ON WINNING GIVING STATEMENTS
puppey is a large man
>>144743595
yea im sure he likes to stay in a team that gives no salaries
BabyRage will never win a TI lul
>implying Zai will leave Kaipi
TOP KEK, Zai loves Bamboy massive cock
>those faces
they know they're gonna lose badly
I'm so hyped for the choke of the century
>>144743676
>No shoes
>you say the stats don't lie!
>well, i mean, swnl...
lmao, fuck off mods
BASED SCANDAL
>nobody ITT remembers his Invoker that which was nearly Pianist level Invoker at its peak
Why would Zai ever leave Kaipi for Evil memes?
>>144743683
???????
Are you fucking retarded or what?
Fucking newfags, jesus fuckign christ.
Kuro join NaVi in early 2013 you shithead.
>>144743774
did they fug
>>144743774
-bulba +bamboe pos3
-autism2k +zai pos4
fear pos1
>>144743676
Fucking subhumans. I bet he's vegan.
![stdin_snapshot_04.10_[2016.06.08_01.49.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qptTLBh.jpg "stdin snapshot 04.10 [2016.06.08 01.49.55]")
what the fuck is this guys problem?
so whos ready for the new eg and secret rosters?
man i fucking HATE sirmemeslacks voice
![[HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.59_[2015.10.19_07.32.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JclKn13.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 01 [720p].mkv snapshot 11.59 [2015.10.19 07.32.54]")
>there are actually people in this thread RIGHT NOW who doubt EE-sama
last time secret won vs empir ewas exaclty a year ago
its litearlly fucking fate
the planets aligned its too late now SECRET WILL NEVER FUKCING LOSE
>>144743774
yeah Zai wont take an offer from EG/Secret containing a salary of several grand, especially when living in sweden with high as fuck cost of living
whats a good site for betting on games? Had a good run with betting with items on lounge, gonna try my luck with money now
>>144743774
lmao the fuck is going on here
>>144743865
Because Kaipi is even worse you FUCKING half-gook retarded whore.
>mods warning for reporting shit discord threads
Ban me already, your fucking redditors and underaged braindamaged mods.
>>144743882
Why do you even ask you autistic shitbrain ;)
>pretty accurate
Does slacks have access to the scripts?
>>144743016
s4 used to practice 1v1s with artour before artour was even on a team, s4's and arteezy's conspiracy predates no tidehunter kicking envy and becoming Alliance
>>144743865
Because he wants a team with a direct TI invite
Because he wants a team that can actually give him a salary
I know it's hard for you mentally ill NEETs to understand how the world works
scandal is pretty chill desu senpai
>>144743016
>During his time at secret he did some MKUltra shit to RTZ to get him to destroy both EG and Secret, leaving Alliance free to trash the remaining teams.
Crazy enough to be true
>he lives on
BASED
>>144744015
>is slacks in any way competent and should be on camera?
no
>>144744023
>implying EG won't disband after getting btfo in TI6
>>144744043
he's scared slacks might rape him
Speichiel tackticks
>>144743774
Damn, james wont be around for TI6 :(
>>144743962
He lives with his fucking parents dude do you forget how young Zai is.
>ctrl+f: zai
>20 results
What do you keep talking about him? His is not relevant anymore, missed his chance.
T I M E
T O
W A T C H
M Y
B O Y
A R T E E Z Y
R
T
E
E
Z
Y
W I N
S O M E
D O T E S
O
T
E
S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgxOvmzpCts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgxOvmzpCts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgxOvmzpCts
SPECIAL TAKTICS incoming comfirmed by scandal
>>144744043
ive played with him a few times in pubs
he is pretty forgiving and very friendly
very based
scandal actually seems like a nicer guy than anyone on secret
>>144744137
>Young people don't like money
Alright
>>144744081
SPECIAL TAKTICS
Remember, Empire are our boys in the CIS
is it
C H O T T O
H
O
T
T
O
M A T T E
A
T
T
E
time?
BULBA OUT
IXMIKE IN
Who filled Slacks """""role""""" before SLacks was a thing?
And what ever happened to this person?
>what makes her hard?
what did he mean by this?
>>144744081
who is that
>>144743934
>EE-on-necro.webm
>EE-tries-to-buy-basher-on-slardar.webm
>EE-sunders-teammate.webm
>>144744128
They'll be shit until next year and the "TI winners" title wears off like Newbee
>>144744207
>DAE KACEY
>>144744160
Its fucked up even though he never won any big money, this polish fuckwit can live like a king for the rest of his life in potatoland.
>>144744208
she's an agi hero with no escape
>>144744142
>missed his chance
>playing video games
>getting and education
ebin my anime posting friend
>you wake up in a room with this interviewer, complete with the porn couch
>''Hey, let's do a quick interview!''
>his dick is out
>''Speak clearly into the mic now, do you think I can dive past your defenses within 15 seconds?!''
>you run to the door but it's locked
>as he rapes you, he keeps patting you on the shoulder
>>144744204
ixFaggot destroys every team he touches and only stays relevant by being undeservedly smug on twitter.
Scandal seems like a chill dude
Rooting for Empire
>>144744227
Don't forget Manila Clinkz webm
>wake up
>Swindle still in the tournament
>ppd is out
Scandal cumming blood.
>>144744204
>LAMO
yeah no
>>144744207
a cutie girl, now we get this balding lad ass
I hate siractionslacks but he's pretty good at avoiding those painfully situations that usually happen in shit like this. He's cool.
>>144744207
hotbid
he works for esl now
>>144744207
sheever. soe and hotbid
Scandle seems like a cool guy
im surprised scandal is pretty cool, chill and comfy
>wake up
>EG knocked out
L M A O
M
A
O
Scandal is actually really based huh?
Good, I wanted to root for a CIS team for a while.
>I learned Invoker
shut the fuck up Nahaz you havent learned shit
How come some teams had 3 games in the group stage?
>>144744207
is that fucking 3pac cosplaying as storm spirit
>>144744307
Or the classic extreme hatred on ranged creep
>>144744268
the father figure for hundreds of thousands deserves it all
>>144744227
>EE-clinkz.webm
>EE-tp.webm
>EE-pops-bkb-and-walks-to-chrono.webm
CHOTTO MATTE TIME?
>>144744268
he is from ukraine
>>144742970
I'm still supporting EG because I'm not a bandwagoning cuck. My team may be shit, but I'll get over it
>>144743313
>Liking RTZ
Hello, Reddit
>>144744401
Raging virgin
>>144744438
>>EE-pops-bkb-and-walks-to-chrono.webm
This one is my favourite.
Someone post it.
RAW
SKILL
If RTZ isn't throwing mid EE is making double sure that Secret will lose
just replace them now quickly with random peenoises
>>144744439
NO
STOP POSTING SOE FROM WHEN SHE WAS CUTIE
>muh raw skill
>>144744402
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Manila_Major/2016/Group_Stage
read the format
its gsl style groups or whatever (double elim sorta)
MY MAN PUPPEY
I LOVE YOU
>Puppey being insecure and autistic as fuck
>>144744402
If you lose two series you're in lower bracket, if you win two you're in upper.
That format means two teams play three times
>tfw EG fan
Empire or Secret guys?
>>144742970
I have supported EG since MAELK DAYS
i want to fuck puppey
>nahaz
why
why is a middle aged man wasting his time with video games
what is this persons life
why
just stop
just
>Puppey actually busting Slack's balls.
UNDESERVED>Puppey actually busting Slack's balls.
UNDESERVED>Puppey actually busting Slack's balls.
UNDESERVED
these actionslacks interviews are maximum cringe
Fuck this white boy. Fuck all these pasty ass fatties. I hope Korea fucks all of you in the ass.
>>144744506
She's still a cutie if you're not a 2/10 short hair wouldn't bang neckbeard
>>144744584
kamanda empire
Get this FREAK actionshits out of my living room.
>>144744562
You're bad at reading people. Slack was pissing him off.
ZAI <3
what if secret kick rtz for singsing after the majors
POOPY CONFIRMED ZAI FOR GOAT
ITS OFFICIAL
>>144744583
PUPPEY AND EE CONFIRMED TIGHT
RTZ IS OUT
puppey is so sexy
>>144744659
COMFY
>>144744659
>wearing jeans indoors
>>144744640
i like short hair
i just really dont like how she is all covered up in tattoos
>>144744609
isn't he a professor at a decent university? his life's going fine
I WOULD CHOOSE ZAI.
I WOULD CHOOSE ZAI.
I WOULD CHOOSE ZAI.
>>144744584
>Team Slav vs Team Reddit
The choice is obvious
>>144744686
Goes from d tier to z tier.
>>144744704
would you suck his dick
>>144744489
>Liking RTZ
>Hello, Reddit
Umm, I think everyone at reddit either hates RTZ or mocks him.
You have to go back famalam.
Holy shit puppey is sort of an asshole
>I would adopt EE
Puppy x EternalEnvy
Slacks has a terrible voice for interviewing, why the fuck would Valve hire him.
>>144744624
shut the fuck up you fucking neet with 0 social skill or empathy. this is not cringe
>>144744727
>>144744689
>>144744684
Every single captain wants Zai.
Zai told them all to fuck off and went through school like a normal person for a year. Based fucking Zai.
>>144744686
my mans, the problem in that team is the BAFFLEMASTER not the memeboi
everyone blaming EE blown the fuck out
Puppey chose EE
he believes in EE
RTZ IS OUT
I want Puppey to destroy my boypussy after a long day of winning LANs, and relieve his built up adrenaline on my petite ass.
>>144744716
I wear jeans even for sleep, 100% of the time.
Also shoes, i remove them only to bath and sleep.
No, i dont live in a cold place.
>>144744750
if he wanted me to i probably would
so valve finally got their shit together and we have quality production for once. What a relief kicking yames was the right decision
>>144742652
can someone explain this FluffandStuff meme?
What the fuck is wrong with that guys suit. Nice quality Valve.
>>144744725
being part of academia aint a great life, no wonder he plays dota at his age
>>144744686
A-god is the best player not only in secret but in the history of dota, anyone over 4k can tell you this
>TEAM SYNERGY IS BECOMING QUITE HARD
HAHAHAH
FUCKING RTZ
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
THAT SHITTER RUINS EVERY TEAM HE JOINS
>>144744781
He does sounds like a middle aged lesbian with a congested throat.
>>144744725
checking out the gf's nudes?
>>144744716
I bet he wears shoes too eww
He is seriously on the verge of killing someone
>>144744848
he's a fat fuck nothin valve can do
Does Puppey even own a pair of jeans or does his wardrobe exist solely of slacks?
why does /d2g/ hate him?
>>144744725
he is
ppl who hate on him are just little kids and/or retards with the "hurr durr HE SO OLD OMG STOOPID ADULTS" attitude
>>144744847
He got a rep for being mentally unstable and bitter during the old Liquid days when he's write blogs after losses
Puppey is so shill, wish i could live with him.
>>144744414
dude pls have some respect for 3pac.
rip
>>144744940
I will always love puppey
>>144744935
>calls sweatpants slacks
holy fuck what kind of thirdworld shithole are you from
>dude what are you pocket strategies lmao
fucking slacks and any other retard interviewer should be executed for asking this fucking question.
I REPEAT
UNIVERSE IS LAUGHING
I REPEAT UNIVERSE IS LAUGHING
DANGER DANGER DANGER
man after all the drama with secret and 2hrd4rtrd i forgot about how based poopy really is
>>144744935
the dude is a fucking millionaire, if i were that rich i would never wear pants either
>>144744812
its always fucking RTZ
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>144744940
we dont
but ee and rtz are shit
>>144743596
Anyone have the one where s4 makes the laughing face
>>144744609
>does what he loves for money
>is sort of an e-celeb
>has a loving family
>also a great teacher
I mean what's wrong with you, why would you hate him?
>>144744945
I am not a little kid and I find this idiot annoying as fuck.
>>144744935
most pros go full comfy when playing games
>>144744663
He always act snobby as fuck, his answers are always incoherent, not in a mystical philosophical way, just in a "what the fuck is he talking about" way.
Lost respect for him, overrated captain
>>144744935
When you're a millionaire you stop caring about your wardrobe.
>>144744940
No, Puppey is pretty great 2bh (Two be honest)
>>144744973
Im sorry /fa/ im not a complete faggot like you.
Anime incarnate.
>>144744940
>white
>boring drafts
>asshole
>eternalenvy
>arteezy
The definition of not our guy
>>144744792
This, Zai is probably one of the most based players in all of professional dota. Kicking ass while not sacrificing your future for it. I still have that Broodmother imprinted in my mind from last TI.
Explain this shit dotards
>>144744935
thats not slacks
>post stats on d2g
>people mock me for having 450 average gpm or something
>professional carry players have like 520 average
lol
It's not fair Sumail had to play on an empty stomach.
>EE's pose
Just anime my shit up senpai
>>144744945
Or he just has a horrible personality, a horrible voice, a horrible way of speaking and phrasing things, and is reddit incarnate. Maybe that's why he's disliked.
>watching the majors in bed
C o m f y
>>144745052
>nothing personal
>>144744989
well who doubted this? Secret was winning until they added RTZ
>>144745052
Somebody white out the glasses.
>>144745069
ONE IS IN PRODOTA
ONE IS A PUBSTAT
>>144744940
Puppey is chill but he's always playing in teams I hate
>>144745064
>adjust glass pose
kek
anime as fuck
>>144744821
you should look up the word petite
>>144742307
>>144742307
Use my free abandon per week
animay
What happened man
>>144745048
>i cant wait to kick this faggot from my team and take zai in
Psh... nothing personal, kid.
>>144745052
>>144745064
Anime: Not even once
>>144745064
>>144745052
>as he reach 25yo he can't hide his fatness anymore
I know his pain.
>>144744830
Only way to break them in.
>>144745052
>>144745064
CHOTTO
MATTE
>>144745052
>>144745064
>only 1 finger
>left arm not supporting right
Not anime enough, but he tried
>>144745064
anime jack
yea secret is done
>>144745116
What went through puppy's mind when they were doing so good with the old roster. What made him think we need to make changes because we are doing too good.
MEME ALERT
ITS THE NO BAN STRAT
HERE WE GO
WE MEMES NOW
>no ban
lmao
meme draft xd
THE TEAM ZENITH STRAT
ICEICEICE IS BEING CHANNELED
>>144745125
it's easier to farm in prodota when you have 4 people backing you up instead of 4 sleeping grandmas
>>144744790
>annoying, loud personality
>constantly forcing memes
>willing to be a clown in front of a worldwide audience
you're right, might not be cringy actually. just downright pathetic.
>>144745139
Keikaku doori
>NO BAN
NO BAN STRAT
CHOTTO MATTE!
NO BANNU!
>>144745105
I expected to see a cute boner from the thumbnail and now Im dissappointed
NO BANS
Well animes are degenerate i guess, they make people stupid
PUPPEY IS DRAFTING.
UNIVERSE IS LAUGHING.
PUPPEY IS NOT BANNING HEROES
>PUPPEY IS NOT BANNING HEROES
ALL OF MY FUCKING WHAT
THE MADMAN DONE IT
HOLY FUCK
ABSOLUTE MAD MEN
NO BAN STRAT
>NO BAN STRAT
NO BAN STRAT
>NO BAN STRAT
NO BAN STRAT
>NO BAN STRAT
NO BAN STRAT
>NO BAN STRAT
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>NO BAN STRAT
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>NO BAN STRAT
NO BAN STRAT
>NO BAN STRAT
>>144745169
What the fuck
>>144745212
CHOTTO
the fucking
MATTE
KUDUSAI
KUNUKA GA
>KUNUKA GA
KUNUKA GA
>KUNUKA GA
KUNUKA GA
>KUNUKA GA
KUNUKA GA
>KUNUKA GA
KUNUKA GA
>KUNUKA GA
KUNUKA GA
>KUNUKA GA
>>144745151
Emo as fuck
>>144745160
What's the point of putting his hand in his pocket when he cant even get it in his fucking pocket
>no ban
secret is going to win now fuck my life
They are remaking.
what the fuck
>>144745052
I thought he hated evangelion
>>144744935
>slacks
are you retarded?
they're sweatpants
you fucking shitlord
maybe for you sweatpants look like slacks, when all you wear is fucking adidas and ellesse shell suits
PUPPEY SHOWING NO RESPECT
HE HAS FIGURED THE GAME OUT
ITS ALL OVER FOR EMPIRE
PACK IT UP RUSSKIES
>>144744940
Whos side was he on when the kuro vs arteezy drama erupts?
>>144745303
CHOTTO MATTE PUPPY
WAT
CRASHING THIS MAJOR
that was close
>>144736838
>NOlan
>NObans
why did they remake? i missed it
Post your Webms dotards
Welp we didn't get balls of steel draft from PPY.
Fuck this gay earth that was massive hype for 15 seconds
>likepieliedie
>hate EE and RTC
What do I do?
>>144745397
disconnect
CHOTTO MATTE
NO BAN GA
>>144745397
secret couldnt ban
>>144744940
>hate
but puppy and kuro are eternally right
>>144745371
He fell out with Kuro and was on Arteezys side. Pretty sad situation considering how much bros they were back when they played DOTA 1.
CHOTTO MATTE
NO BAN TACTICS
GOD i wish they keep the no ban strategy and still crush empire soul, it would be the dream.
>>144745350
Why does he sit like that?
>Just gave themselves several minutes of extra ban consideration
H-hayai
>>144745169
EternalAutism
>have to resort to gimmicks
the secret is out
they suck
>>144745354
>glasses pushing is from evangelion
It's like in 80% of all animes you shitsucker, it's not an NGE thing.
if fear retires like this i think i may just quit watching dota desu, a legend like him deserves to go out better than this
The commentators are trying to will secret into not throwing. They are so scared their guys will be embarrassed. Plainly homers.
POOPY IS CRASHING THE MAJOR WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>144745397
Secret spent all their banning time + reserve time and didn't ban a hero. The panelists thought it was a legit strat and then they remade the game because Secret had disconnected.
>i dont want to fight that team because they are chinee
fucking chinks
>>144745469
MASAKA!
>>144744781
because all of the cool dudes were FUCKED
THROWING THIS GAME
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>144745496
>>>/lolg/
>>144745476
Maybe his butt hurts
Ummmm what is happening guys, when was the last time we saw no first ban?
>>144745169
Who ask them to do that?
poor Puppey finally lost his mind ;_;
I've dropped 200mmr today lads how is everyone else
>Actually banning heroes
faggots
>DAZZLE
lol GG
>>144745446
What the fuck is this
>saving retards strat
>>144745490
They can still bounce back at TI, will likely not crack top 5 though.
I 100% blame Jugg and Axe pick, even if it did work early on. They fed some dumb kills and lost the game from there. Jugg couldn't fight Naix and Axe didn't do shit with how much networth he had
>>144745463
any proofs/blogpost/interview can back up your claim? I did research once and found nothing other than that "kuro post" back when puppey and him separated when puppey got invited to navi.
>>144745614
NOBODY CARES
ESPORTS FAGGOT
pray for A-God
>>144745614
fuck off twat
we're watching esports.
I would actually boyfriend Zai. I'm not even gay or anything. I'm just 100% sure he's better than any woman
>>144745614
better play VIP MMR
>First picking Dazzle
W O W
O
W
>>144745614
>playing during esports
its like youre asking to play with mongoloids
>>144745614
Wheres your bkb, euls or force staff?
>>144745570
From what?
EE huskar inc
KEIKAKU DOORI
WHO /CHANNELING FOR EE/ HERE
>>144745446
I missed out on some memes :(
>>144745490
id kill for Aui and fear to switch positions and for them to pick up Zai for offlane and go through qualifiers
>dazzle
puppppeyyyyyyyyy grave meeee WHAAAA
>>144745016
>>144745085
triggered much?
>>144745614
>tranq CM
>no BKB
>no Euls
You deserved it
>>144745657
http://www.gosugamers.net/dota/features/2760-blog-kuroky-brave-new-world
There you go bro.
>>144745614
>blogging during esports
>BadOracle
yeah it's over.
CONGRATULATIONS
TO TEAM
E M P I R E
I'm off to sleep.
>>144745446
>pie is an "art" person because he's handsome
yeah whatever
huskar incoming
secret needs to ban AA to make this look good
EE is terrible, Universe is a sellout traitor, RTZ has always been a shitheel. I only like puppey and PLD
GO EMPIRE
>>144745682
He's not pretty, not a great player, he nearly closed Noobfromua youtube channel. Why do people talk about him
>>144745670
fuck man he looks so much like cwm there
I fucking hope to god he doesnt get kicked and ruin kaipi
I swear to fuck if he ruins kaipi i will fucking REEE
>>144745718
ALWAYS DOUBTED
NEVER HATED
EE FAN SINCE KAIPI DAYS
>>144745354
He said he liked it but it just made him depressed for like 3 days.
>>144745753
'what boots do you get on cm?
>>144745502
>5 more min before the game starts
might as well be in /d2g/ for a while
>>144745765
Its vaporwave you dumb fuck
>>144745446
>kicking W33 and MIsery
JUST
>>144745765
>this jelly
SECRET GOING FOR DROW LMFAO
>>144745670
Akke already won his game?
WTF is this rambler going on about. Picking Slark into Disruptor is suicide.
what's going on? the stream has different pick/bans
>>144745757
>>144745657
Oh, you mean Puppey falling out with Kuro, my bad. I remember reading Puppey say he didn't like Kuro anymore.
>>144745614
>aghs
>tranqs
#Just3kThings
>tfw bet on empire but want secret to pull off a real draft
who /conflicted/ here? lmao
Huskar is the only choice here.
>>144745839
>vaporwave isn't art
?
>>144745881
they remade the game
these are randoms
Kyon-kun, draft wa!
>>144745881
they remade, try again those are random picks
They should show the players drafting 70% of the draft instead of the panelists.
>>144745881
they remake it already silly.
>>144745354
are you seriously implying that nge is the only anime where a character with glasses performs this pose? ROFL
>Lifestealer on Empire
It's over! Secret is out!
>>144745793
Hey lebbit! enjoy you're stay!
can't wait for Universe to do another Sheever Ravage
>>144745917
ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD
>>144745932
>>144745936
>>144745960
Sad, thought it was some advanced pupwa tactics
man black^ is kinda stupid, i guess his failed career should have told me that already
>Only way for Secret to stop TP is Venge's short stun or Tide ultimate
lol JUST TP OUT
>>144745828
Treads. You buy the belt of strength as your first item so that you guarantee your impact with your ult early on. It's mostly line up dependant though, you can get tranqs if you wanna gank early on and they don't have much burst.
>>144745984
its too perfect
>PL
WHAT FAMIS
>>144745581
>that black guy wish a constant :D
>>144745881
Source 3 will fix it
Can't wait for a million missed graves.
>>144745446
The one true secret. My favourite team. RIP
>>144745749
M-M-M-MYUH FANGAYS !!!
RACIAL SLURS!!
fuck off nahaz you arent even deemed to be called a redditor you're literally worse than a 9gagger
H-Hey guys! Remember m-me?
>>144745934
Why doe he sit like that?
>>144746046
>what is swap
>PL
CHOTTO MATTE
>>144746029
black's first language isn't english, I'm sure he sounds a lot better in autismo language
>>144746092
Maybe his butt hurts
>>144746089
Don't worry, I know this was just a honeypot lan.
Secret eliminated because of Riki.
heard it here first
EEEEEEEH????
RIKI-SAN DESUKA?
>>144746092
Gonna sit like that tomorrow and gain 500mmr
>>144746092
Maybe his butt hurts
>3 heroes picked so far that were in the previous game as well
I thought this game was supposed to be differen from League as far as esports are considered.
EE is drafting right?
>smoke + kinetic field
15 sec cd disruptor ult at lvl 2/3/4/5
W E W lads
>>144745812
>he nearly closed Noobfromua youtube channel
literally who
RIKIMARU????????
NANDATO?????!!!
>>144745446
this was the only Secret I liked.
too bad they fell for the "artour is good" meme
Go DC
>>144745704
>>144745753
because I realised we lost pretty early on and decided to build for banter
>>144746113
desu his analysis is kind off
Miss me yet, peter?
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
I HATE THIS META FUCKING SHIT 6.85 COME BACKUU
> Riki cloud + disruptor field
free.... STATIC STORM?
>>144745889
Before this I'm kinda conflicted on whether to support secret because puppey was on the team. Now I just hope they crash and burn.
There's EE who spergs out on live show, and then there's fucking RTZ the drama queen.
>>144745757
Yeah this was post I read, but this was before the kuro rtz drama, which does not in any way shows that puppey was on RTZ side, but thanks anyway friend.
INB4 ALchemist for Shitrekt
LMAO
>>144746196
>hands clasped in prayer
lmao
Why did secret pick tide over bm
>EE PL
Screencap this
>aquila
>travels
>maybe drums
>yasha
>game is over
>>144746063
Where is LD?
wew lad we broke 300k viewers for a first round lower bracket game
how the fuck did this happen
>>144746130
>>144746148
from what?
Why did they go Ricky when BH isn't banned?
>>144746275
dead game
>>144746212
more like
LMAO 2 STATIC STORM!
oh god secret is going to get raped ;_;
>gyro vs lifestealer
GG Secret go home
>>144745502
That is so embarrassing for the casters
>pl and gyro
PUPPAN HOW DO YOU KILL NAIX
>>144746207
Frankfurt Major was best major. Back when BM and Invoker weren't picked every game
Thoughts on the "panelist prediction" meme? I think it's actually awful.
>>144746263
JUST
RIKI + LS COMBO ON EMPIRE
IT'S THAT COMBO AGAIN,
IT'S OVER FOR SECRET.
What went wrong?
Who should be blame?
>>144746275
All the fan favorites got dumpstered into Shitter Bracket lol
>>144746275
riot trying to kill their game drove a lot of lolbabs to watch dota i guess.
>EE gyro
he hasn't ever won on this hero has he?
>>144746292
free static storm
>>144746251
Because you can't hide from the tide
>>144746292
extra silence for tide/dazzle
not to blogshit, but I remember having 4k hp on pl and not knowing about the aghs change to sk, and he was killing me in one ultimate+stun
OWEN CASTING ENVY GAMES
FUCK YES
>>144746292
new meme pick
>>144746352
BULBA
and Ramadan fasting lol
What were analyst's predictions? I missed it.
>OD
>MERLINI
FUCK
YES
COURIER SNIPE
I REPEAT
COURIER SNIPE
>>144746292
Riki is situationally better because cloud.
reminder that vandalizing the OP with porn avatarfagging and botnets isnt just tolerated but encouraged
>>144746403
all 3 Emp
>>144746313
good, they deserve it
THIS MAN... IS A DEAD MAN
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DRAFT LITTLE DOG
>>144746403
>What were analyst's predictions?
Bad
>>144746292
Riki is better as LS' car
PHANTOM LANCER
HAHAHAHAHAHA
GOODBYE SECRET
what an uninspiried shit draft from secret
>EG winning early game decisively
>go out because EG are stomping
>come back
>EG lost
what the fuck?
Lmao bubla thouhg
>>144746408
BEST CASTERS ARE A BEST
>>144745614
I feel like 3.4k-3.6k is a nightmare blackhole bracket, where you meet the most average/braindead people in the history of dota.
Which means that if you have them in your team, they're gonna drag you down hard.
>>144746292
Because slavs are not cucks and want to play carry roles instead of
>me buy mek
the hero.
if SK go for the scepter
secret pretty much gg
>>144746439
Thx
>>144746374
I'm so hungry I could eat a krill desu yo :3
Isn't lifestealer good against like every secret's hero besides PL?
Had the same, my response was
>>144743835
but didn't bother with posting an ss
Janitors are with the erping avatarfaggots, /d2g/ is done for
Reeky
>Reeky
Reeky
>Reeky
Reeky
>Reeky
Reeky
>Reeky
Reeky
>Reeky
Reeky
>Reeky
Reeky
>Reeky
Reeky
>Reeky
Reeky
>Reeky
FUCK OFF AMERIFAT PRONUNCIATIONS
>>144746458
It's a 1v5 draft again
who the fuck kills the naix on secret
nobody does damage
blunder of the fucking century
>>144746472
They lost 1 fight and lost the game because they could no longer fight 5v5. Jugg can't fight Lifestealer, they insta blow up DP.
They really needed BKB on Sumail
>EG got eliminated
holy fucking shit
>>144746508
> Slavs
> Named after the word "slaves"
> Not cucks
kek
>>144746594
>DOTER
>MANER
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BRITFAG PRONUCIATIONS
>>144746618
Phantom Lancer can deal with Naix, Naix is a little bitch if he can't rage/ow due to being OOM
>>144746618
dazzle healbomb
>>144746558
Secret doesn't understand the patch, they are done for. Look at Empire's draft.
>>144746635
you're fucking retarded
>>144746590
meant for >>144746431
there's really no point in watching this is there? we all know Empire >>> Shitreckt, right?
>>144746594
It's short for rikimaru retard. reeky is fine.
okay i went to sleep after the first navi vs og game at the beginning
is there some form of chart i can use to catch up?
nice Ti5 picks EE sama
>>144746679
rofl
oh man oh man I hope secret gets eliminated too
that would actually make the tournament
>rtz
>>144746558
>>144746675
LS isn't good vs. Dazzle.
Dazzle shits out physical damage and can cuck it with Grave
HOW CAN U LOSE COURIER TO RIKI WTF, ARE U FUCKING RETARDED
>>144746705
Yep.
All the Secret faggots feeling bad about this should watch the Scandal interview. He's pretty based and deserves the support.
>>144746809
PLD called it too LOLLL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p47fEXGabaY
>riki stole universe branch
kek
>>144746736
just look at the wiki you braindead shit stain
>>144746785
>Implying dazzle will get to cast spells
>>144746721
Yeah its short for
Rick E Mar U
not Reeky Marrow
>>144746809
?
it's basically the same as bh
>>144746762
>shitrekt and peepoodee and his band of immigrants get eliminated
>suddenly have nothing to shitpost about
I mean there's Alliance, but that's not really the same
is riki a top tier support pick now
that's a bit silly I think.
>>144746809
LMAO who careas XD
>MISSED LAST HIT ON THE TOWER
LOL
>>144746745
EE drafted again? what is happening..? I mean I guess it could be good for them to shake things up a little.. is puppey broken? is this divine payback after he was such a meanie to everybodies favorite slav dondo?
>arteezy
>>144746862
no need to be so mean
i-i love you ;_;
>>144746163
one of the biggest dota 2 youtube channels
ARIENAI!
MASAKA!
>>144746904
root EMPIRE
>from 0xp to level 3 instantly
Nice
>RTC
>RTZ
>rtz getting killed by riki
ABSOLUTE POETRY
>leveling stats instead of grave
wew
rtz lul
>>144746953
S4 was drafting for Secret 2.0...
>>144746843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xngUiWO_4g
>>144746683
At least I'm not a slave
SWNW
>its an 'Arteezy is tilting' episode
>>144746895
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g2Lou6zXzT
>BE RTZ
>FEED THE COURIER
>FEED FIRST BLOOD
>REDDIT WILL STILL DIE DEFENDING YOU AS SOME AMAZING PLAYER
wew
>the city of artSHITzy
>>144746881
what her name? May as well fap till midgame
>Puppey leveled stats instead of grave
ummmmmmmmmm
>>144747003
what is saving skillpoints
>Shitrekt
>Secret
just tap out
jesus christ how retarded dota
>>144747041
The word slav existed way before anyone who speaks english and uses the word slave said anything about it
>SHITREKT.
cya shitrekt
>Secret
This is a mistake
Secret will never win
>envy dies under tower
>hear a cry "WHYYYYYYYYY" from the audience
>>144747083
>he doesnt know little caprice
fag
>>144746983
who?
>the yurt of Artour Babaev
daerht wen
>>144747150
>>144747150
>>144747150
...at least the tide is farming well?
This is some godlike support Riki desu.
>those smokes
This game is fucking over
let's get this shit started
>secret
>rtz
>EE
reminder that Puppey chose EE as the son he would raise
RTZ is out 100%
ITS NOT EVEN GOING TO BE A FIGHT
TIS JUST A GOOD OLD FASHIONED BEAT DOWN
>>144747083
sue lightning
>>144747083
I have no idea I hate pro porn
>>144747108
>>144747003
LET'S GO BALL DEEP AND PUSH THEIR TIER 2 AT 5 MINS LMAO
>SHITREKT.
>after all that time, and getting a tower, Envy is only 300 gold ahead of Lifestealer
Nice trilane.
post yfw Secret can make a comeback by 25 min
>>144747189
epic m8
TL;DR
Team cohesion is weak because of lack of trust. Trust must come from understanding. Everyone doesn't understand what their strong points are. Old Navi was great because of how they complimented each other. Puppey=puppey, jungle/earlygame and defensive support master with tendency to let go of control if confidence is lost. Rtz=dendi, mid lane winner and objective taking masters with tendency to resent drafter/captain if things go bad because they feel they could do better at that. Universe=kuroky, clutch teamfight outcome shapers and positioning gods with tendency to be overly quiet and emo if things go bad. EE=xbox, crazy motherfuckers who win impossible games by buying a bunch of rapiers, and doing innovative or risky shit even if it's not necessary. Pld=funnik, underappreciated roamers and space-creators who are at their best when they don't fear dying for the team, but stop doing so when they fear getting cut. Pld also has drafting potential, as /u/n113 pointed out.
They need to hire a support team of specialists to help them work on their issues and work on themselves. Secret has the funds to do so. There should be no dispute from management on this, so it should be easy. They need more help on the interpersonal and personal level and battle-tested personnel to help them achieve the cohesion and stability they need to win. They need to avoid the past pitfalls of other storied teams and players and learn from mistakes without letting them gnaw at them.
Edit: I don't mean to say new Secret should be more like old Navi, I'm saying that they should avoid what each player fell victim to in their decline.
STATS OVER GRAVE ON DAZZLE
:V))))))
>>144747029
wew
just
w
e
w
>When Artour went to Secret he thought you could run 3 (THREE) greedy cores and be fine
- Charlie on the panel talking about Secret
>>144747126
"Slave" isn't as word of english origin but old norse and germanic. You'll find several records about slavs being taken as slavs by vikings.
This is what Secret do every game. It's like trying to fuck a 17 year old when you've just come out of a marriage.
>>144747302
Or they can just keep replacing players and hopefully fall further into obscurity
How do you miss that tower last hit what in the living fuck
>>144747302
>reddit pasta
>>144747302
reddit?
>>144747372
da fuck is that comparison supposed to mean
fEEd
they lost cause they didn't have riki smoke in that engage, fucking Empire get your shit together
>be captain of a team that plays dota for money
>patch 6.87
>pick 0 (zero) strengh carries
This game won't last 40 minutes, even with this 4 man kill
>Black defending EE just before game starts
>he plays like fucking garbage
rofl
>>144747372
???????????????????
>>144747840
>>144747636
>>144747372
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>144747840
They send their carry to the offlane denying him farm and then complain later why EE don't carry
>>144747936
kekked
>>144747949
and that explains that metaphor how?
LOL that 1 point in missle, should have just stuck with stats
nice fucking aegis
>>144748068
its a simile
>SHITREKT
HAHAHAHAHAHA
ARE YOU SERIOUS UNIVERSE?!?!?!
gg faggots
who else here 2.48 am
>Liquid down to LB
>EG out
>Shitrekt about to be out
>Bernie about to lose
REDDIT UTTERLY AND IRREVOCABLY B T F O
>>144748887
why dy care about reddit so much
>>144749143
because he reads it
>>144747167
is there a oddshot of it or something
no eg no secret
what a shit show
LOOOOOOL SECRET
>another puppey drafts not catch episode
Nahaz with the shit tier memes
>Twitch froze for me
>refreshes page
>Game ends
That was anti-climatic.
what do these blue orange graphs even mean lmao
Holy shit, even tho puppy got outpicked they don't even look as a solid team. Why the fuck they had to take new people, w33 is good and Secret basically raised him, he would follow whatever puppy's strat is and he worked so well by covering Envy is he goes full feed mode by both working on backline and being another carry. It didn't work first time with all star secret and it's not working second time. At least Sla'vi is back.
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