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>>144747150
eugh
can we not
>>144747150
Remember to report discord shill threads
https://r4p3.net/threads/what-is-discord.861/#post-6224
It is a botnet selling your information onwards
This is a nice thread.
MODS
Does beast master need a nerf? I see him every pro match and he seems to contribute so much. Vision, slow, aura, pushing, stun
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
>>144747150
I approve of this
>>144747150
loving this btw
>>144747241
Go fuck yourself, reddit.
CYKAPOWER
>there are people that will still defend this player as one of the best in the game
Do the secret retards know that sandkings aghs applies exploding knees to every lancer illusion?
gg go next
This is getting sad to watch
based Spectre thread
A wizard here, Secret wins a crucial teamfight at minute 28 and snowballs from there
>>144747319
He got nerfed greatly in .87
how are secret this bad
>ppd, ee, puppey and arteezy all knocked out in the first round
It's like every single source of cancerous shitposters is gone in one fell swoop
Nice roster rotations, pupper!
>EPIC ENTER
>SAD EXIT
level 1 epicenter countered by Mekansm
jesus CHRIST mek is good at 10 mins
>Secret, the team funded by a million dollar tu*kroach
>Can't beat 5 slav peasants who can't even afford shoes
THIS RIKI
>epicentre is now instant non channeled spell
Fixed?
How did Riki suddenly become a meta????
>riki 200 g behind EE
JUST
This is literally all on RTZ's back.
Envy is playing like a fucking retard.
and you know your game is fucked when it is on RTZ's back lol
>EE's networth
>>144747428
fucking hell I had not thought about this
>>144747663
Bounty got nerfed way too much.
>ETERNALSHITVY.
THANK GOD THIS CLOWN IS ABOUT TO BE ELIMINATED.
>>144747620
something needs to be done, that ult is fucking garbage
>>144747620
YEAH LET'S BUFF EVERY HERO WOOO HOOO BATTLE CAMERA YEAHHH
NO MANA BLINK FUCK YEAH
50 GOLD TP
5 GOLD A SECOND LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
>it's a 'Secret loses early game, but unlike old secret they also lose the midgame and the lategame' game
that throw
>>144747663
BH gets banned a lot, free shadowblade for naix, cloud is basically disruptor ult.
secret won that fight
>>144747567
Welcome to 6.81, pre Mek nerf
>>144747603
Fucking good
I love to see invited teams lose
All according to keikaku.
TL;DR
Team cohesion is weak because of lack of trust. Trust must come from understanding. Everyone doesn't understand what their strong points are. Old Navi was great because of how they complimented each other. Puppey=puppey, jungle/earlygame and defensive support master with tendency to let go of control if confidence is lost. Rtz=dendi, mid lane winner and objective taking masters with tendency to resent drafter/captain if things go bad because they feel they could do better at that. Universe=kuroky, clutch teamfight outcome shapers and positioning gods with tendency to be overly quiet and emo if things go bad. EE=xbox, crazy motherfuckers who win impossible games by buying a bunch of rapiers, and doing innovative or risky shit even if it's not necessary. Pld=funnik, underappreciated roamers and space-creators who are at their best when they don't fear dying for the team, but stop doing so when they fear getting cut. Pld also has drafting potential, as /u/n113 pointed out.
They need to hire a support team of specialists to help them work on their issues and work on themselves. Secret has the funds to do so. There should be no dispute from management on this, so it should be easy. They need more help on the interpersonal and personal level and battle-tested personnel to help them achieve the cohesion and stability they need to win. They need to avoid the past pitfalls of other storied teams and players and learn from mistakes without letting them gnaw at them.
Edit: I don't mean to say new Secret should be more like old Navi, I'm saying that they should avoid what each player fell victim to in their decline.
SECRET IS DOING IT
USA USA USA USA USA
>>144747672
NEVER
>13 minutes in
>3.5k swing from 1 fight
Yeah the comeback mechanics need more fixing
> duuuuhhhh let's fight into Ravage again
>Slav throws
>roaming Riki ahead of the trilane Gyro in net worth
JUST
>tidehunter is balanced
>>144747603
hey
there is nothing wrong with turks
S
W
N
L
FUCKING RUSSIANS NOOOOOOO
SAND KING COUNTERED BY
M E K A N S M
>M E K A N S M
M E K A N S M
>M E K A N S M
>>144747663
Early roamer that can scale into a carry, silence smoke is an amazing almost ultimate tier ability.
SECRET IS NOT FINISHING IN LAST PLACE, BITCHES
fucking slavs can't keep their cocks holstered, have to be over agressive and feed away our lulz
>it's a universe does his best but it's not enough episode
S W N L
W
N
L
>>144747708
only joking
>thinking secret had lost before they even start a teamfight
THEY HAVE FUCKING RAVAGE AND MEMEDOWN
AGAINST A RIKI
AYY LMAO
>Australia is the most relevant region in dota 2
Where did it all go soright?
EE REMOVING HIS HAND WEIGHTS
IT'S OVER FOR EMPIRE
>pick sand king
>lose
Lol
Sumail Hassan
@SumaaaaiL
Guess it's time
DOTARDS?
Ravage is such a bullshit skill at level 6
>that fucking NW distribution on secret
>Riki warding
>Caster says he "smoked to get some vision"
>>144747925
ALLAHU AKBAR
>rtz
:^)
>>144747776
That's pretty accurate, gj anon.
>>144747902
hand weights?
>RTC
riki start change to core now
SWNL
>riki picks up maelstrom
>pl is no longer in the game
AGHS COMIN TO SAND KING
PHANTOM LANCER PICK GONNA EXPLODE ON SECRET SOON
>>144747925
Someone stop him
When is EG playing?
I want to see a secret vs eg final
>>144747957
but it's ramadan! no sumail no!
secret gonna win right
>>144747776
this smells like one of these reddit posts
I was taking a break from dota when the scan was added, what's the general consensus on it?
>>144748019
>riki ult hitting illusions
anon that was removed
>>144748019
>sk picks up aghanim
>pl never was in the game to begin with
Fixed f a m
>>144748028
Saving strats for a non-honeyLAN.
>Crowd yells ROSHAA ROSHAA
lol
>>144747925
>time
no sumail
not the clock
RTZ WILL NEVER LOSE
>>144747925
What did he mean by this??
POST ANIME TO GIVE EE YOUR STRENGTH
SWNL
>>144747979
Dank anime memes.
>>144748152
That was good. Here you go
SWNL
>>144747925
is he gonna leave eg?
What the hell is SWNL
>>144748191
degenerate
>supports getting slowly starved because they keep buying sentries
>>144748240
all my life ive waited for this
>>144748301
Yes
when is EGs next game
>>144748238
go ahead sumail, i believe in you
you can get some infidels down
>>144748295
shoulda woulda, never lose
>>144748063
yeah.. they're fighting ok while behind in net worth, and Tide is gonna be a BEAST this game
>You can hear 'SMOOOOKEEEE' in the stream
Jesus this crowd
>>144748012
>>144748191
Stop avatarfagging, you retarded tumblr user.
>>144748284
Probably. He's a superstar forced to play shit heroes, I bet he's gonna make a new team with Fear.
>>144748063
>team artEEzy
>winning a lan
>EVER
>>144748295
"secret will never lose"
it's some meme that came up at secret's first LAN
its ogre
secret raped them
>not BKB TPing when you take down Puppey
They are fucking dumb
what does honeypot lan mean?
What's the deal with this PL seriously, what a shit pick and shit hero
>sk has aghs
good bye everyone
>>144748446
Secret Will Never Win
>It's Empire start choking after dominating the early game episode
>>144748493
they got greedy
>Empire already knocking at secrets' rax
This is over isn't it
>>144748370
boy that is bad
>>144748446
Secret Will Never Win
IS
IS EE PLAYING POS 3
WHATS HAPPENING
if this works its genius
if not
well,
not like they are top 8 anyway
>be captain of a team that plays dota for money
>patch 6.87
>pick 0 (zero) strengh carries
>>144748541
someone needs to shoop some JUST hair on this pic
>>144748504
when a memeteam like secret, eg, or whatever else that is "popular" losing a lan, it instantly turns into one
will arteezy kill himself if they lose this?
I just got back. How are the tempo controllers so far on both teams?
>>144748580
Noooo
Pls pupper take my energy
i want naix to go away
SICK RAVAGE UNIVERSE
the new superteam will be:
sumail
puppey
fear
_____
_____
anon fill the blanks!
SECREEEEEEEEEEECT XDDDD
>>144748630
but what does it MEAN?
Has puppey done ANYTHING in this game?
GG MEMEKRET
GO HOME
>SOLO RAVAGE DK
KEE
gg
L M A O
>solo ravage
...why?
it's over
some1 post that SK 1hko PL webm
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
secret
in
the
dumpster
rofl
CHOTTO MATTE??????
CHOTTO MATTE
>>144748504
>EG loses
honeypot
>EG wins
non-honeypot
ITS FUCKING OVER
RTZ HAS SUCCESSFULLY KILLED TWO TEAMS
WHAT A FOOKIN LEGEND
>Let's jump and focus the tankiest hero
THE SHITPIRE OF SECRET
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
It will soon be over
SWNW
THE
SECRET
IS
OUT
U
T
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU RAVAGE ONE PERSON
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Ravage just for a dk
ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED
Universe is so fucking garbage
>secret out
>EG out
what a day
>this audio
what
>literally no NA dota team left in the tournament
>Arteezy will never ___
>EG and Secret getting last place at a major
Wow
>>144748742
yamero!! baka empire!
>initiating with ravage
AYYYYYYY
>Hello this DK is definitely baiting
>OK me solo ravage him and take his bait
"OK"
why would you go on dk only when sk is behind waiting
lmao
secret is fucking OUT my man
poetry
Secret will never lose their fangays regardless of how poorly they perform.
>>144748781
I'd ravage you with my dk adelaide ;)
>>144748829
Liquid is NA
SOLO RAVAGING A TANKY AS FUCK HERO THAT CAN JUST PRESS BKB AND ARMLET AFTER
BRAVO BADBULBA BRAVO
Forev's Ravages made me orgasm
Universe's Ravages make me cringe
>>144748829
what happened to DC?
>Initiating on a single hero when they have epicentre, static storm and a lifestealer that had uncontested farm
FIGHT UNDER THE FUCKING T3 YOU IDIOTS
ACTUALLY IM DONE THIS IS THE LAST TIME I ROOTED FOR YOU
>>144748829
CoL
DC aka the most NA because of Sunsfan
>>144748829
>we 2012 now
the age of na dota is over
>>144748829
complexity
i fear for liquid
>>144748504
It's a lan designed for top tier teams to reveal their strats before TI.
>>144748847
yamete kudasai janai?
baka secret
>>144748696
>thinking any of these has been NA dota washups have anything left in them
the next superteam is gonna beCIS
>Shitrekt
>wake up
>EG lost
at least secret is doing bad too i guess ;_;
>>144748879
that's lewd!
>losing to russian riki
LMAO WESTERN KEKS
>have an ALL-STAR team
>get beaten by t2 slavs repeatedly
>>144748504
when you reveal your strats in a shit tournament (like manila, only 3m) ahead of the real tournament (TI6, 20+m)
the honey is the strats, and the honeypot is the non-TI tournaments
but there are non-TI tournaments which are not honeypots, these are tournaments which come before a major patch. Like The Summit 4
>0 NA teams left
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>MFW Secret is dismantled by CIS scum and the anime posters cry
>>144748958
Shouldn't batman's arm explode
>>144748972
They both lost to the le tanky STR meta Lifestealer+DK strat
>>144748972
I feel you f a m
I believe in Moo, he will carry the flag
>>144748880
its german-finnish ww3 cyberwarfare preparation excercise
>>144748865
Of course not
I'm a fan of the players
Doesn't matter if they're having a shit time right now
These two games show why the BO1 format is fucking stupid.
EVERYBODY knows that Secret and EG are the better teams here yet because of these literal rng BO1's they're both going home.
It's fucking stupid.
>>144748978
adelaide who is your favourite non australian team?
>EG out
>Alliance in
>Secret basically out
nice day
>>144749016
Superman is solar powered and it's clearly night, duh
>>144749016
He has kryptonite
>both secret + EG lost to Lifestealer
CHOCO LATTE
>Universe on EG
>best player in the world
>Universe on Shitrekt
>shit and rekt
>>144748912
so you're telling me DC made it further than Secret?
>>144749069
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha nice reddit pasta
>>144749069
you
>>144749056
SECRET WILL NEVER WIN
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HE FUCKING RAVAGED RIIK
A FUCKING RIKI
WHEN WILL THEY FINALLY FIX ROAMING RIKI?
THIS SHIT IS MORE CANCEROUS THAN SUN RAY
>RAVAGING A RIKI
LMAO
NICE RAVAGE UNIVERSE
fuck
No DC vs Secret
ROFL, is riki ok? lmao
>ravage and gyro bkb for pos 4 riki
just ebin m8 just ebin
>Liquid lost
>EG lost
>Shitrekt about to lost
>Bernie about to be BTFO
>Reddit on suicide watch
What a good day
>>144749069
they deserve to leave desu
all invited teams should fucking leave
>>144748703
an excuse them fanniggers made when their favorite team got eliminated from a lan, be it strat savings low prizepools, or just generally a shit lan event
>>144749069
im an egfag, and no you're retarded
or is this a reddit pasta
>Ravage, Calldown and a BKB charge for a Ricky kill
>UNIVERSE RAVAGE
I don't understand how the RTZ/Universe move turned out so badly. It's not like they were bad on EG, they had plenty of top 3 placements.
What the fuck happened? To both teams.
I just cannot understand how there can be such an enormous disparity between individual skill and team performance.
>Blow everything on the Riki
NANDE?
>>144749069
uhhhh if they're better why they're not winning?
checkmate
Secret are so nervous that it's kinda sad
>>144748978
were you in /gsg/ earlier?
DC only have 1 american
col only have 2 american
They are still in the tournament
;)
>>144749141
nerf smoke bomb
>>144749124
Yes. DC is in the upper bracket, playing tomorrow.
>>144747150
Unnerving. I understood every word.
SECRET IS LOSING
SHUT IT DOWN
they should have picked ee pa instead of gyro imo desu
>Pick agi cuckold cores
>get fucked by STR bulls
when will they learn.
HE FUCKING RAVAGED A RIKI
AND RIKI BOUGHT BACK
HAHAAHAH SECRET
JESUS CHRIST UNIVERSE
OLY SHIT THIS PLAYER IS COMPLETE SHIT IF I EVER SAW A COMPLETE SHIT PLAYER
>>144749192
A RIKI THAT FUCKING BOUGHT BACK
MY SIDES ARE BURSTING
5K NETWORTH RIKI THREE ULTIMATES ONE OF THEM RAVAGE
AND RIKI BUYS BACK
TOP FUCKING LEL
Does naix ever lose?
>>144749069
mate they lost like 4 series in a row, i think it's fair enough already that they even get a chance to still be in this.
>>144749079
I like liquid to be honest
>>144749218
I don't go on gsg
>>144749170
5Jungz is our team senpai
t. sad pepe
>>144749069
>EVERYBODY knows that Secret and EG are the better teams here
you gotta be kidding m8 I gladly bet on Empire. Ramezes is the golden child of dota, what has Secret done lately?
>>144749205
Guilt
why grave the tide
well whatever
BEST KING
>Secret and EG are both dead
FUCKING FINALLY
DOTA CAN BE ALIVE AGAIN
>eg out
>secret out
what a day anons
what a day
GG LUL
>SHITREKT
>UNVIERSE
HAHAHAHAHUSDASDUISAUDSAGSAU9OFSAOIFHAISOFASFASFISA
FUCK YOU SHITREKT FAGS.
FUCK YOU ETERNAL "DROPPED NICHIJOU" ENVY
Gee Empire, how come you get to have TWO static storms?
ANIME HAS BEEN VANQUISHED
MEMES ARENT DREAMS
>shitrekt
WTF
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HA
OUT FUCKING PLAYED
PUNISHED RTZ
A MAN DESPERATE FOR A TI
EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15 EG 16 SECRET 15
AYYYYYYYYY LMAO
they fucking threw on purpose
they arent even trying
UNIVERSE
HE FUCKING SOLO RAVAGED A FUCKING SOLO RIKI
THAT HAD 5K NW
AND BOUGHT BACK
MY SIDES ARE GONE
THAT FUCKING RAVAGE IS TOP
>secret
CHOTTO MATTE YO ????
AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>Arteezy first to disconnect
AHAAHAH
>CITY OF EG
>CITY OF SECRET
>CITY OF EG
>CITY OF SECRET
>CITY OF EG
>CITY OF SECRET
>CITY OF EG
>CITY OF SECRET
>CITY OF EG
>CITY OF SECRET
>CITY OF EG
>CITY OF SECRET
>CITY OF EG
>CITY OF SECRET
>CITY OF EG
>CITY OF SECRET
>CITY OF EG
>CITY OF SECRET
AS THE SHANGHAI MAJOR WINNER
WILL SECRET GET AN INVITE BASED ON POPULARITY AND NAMESAKE TO TI
>>144749170
where can a yuro keep track of the elections if i havent been following?
I only know there's trump, hillary and bernie in them
>>144749357
Finally
No balls
Did they learn nothing from the MVP game?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>ETERNAL DOGSHIT
>ARSHITZY
>SWNL
wait a second...looks like empire just went in dry :^)
PORCODIO
Comedy gold!
BASED EMPIRE
I WILL NEVER INSULT THEM AGAIN
>EG
>Secret
>keep doing one man ravages on the tanky cores
>lose
wew lad
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
SECRET 3.0 BEST SECRET
>people are surprised that literal retards losing a big lan event
SECREKT FANSHITS?
Thanks for ruining two teams at once, Artour!
>>144749406
they are both the same placing do you not understand how rankings work?
Secret does it again
>SECRET
>EG
HONEYPOT MAJOR
HONEYPOT MAJOR
>HONEYPOT MAJOR
HONEYPOT MAJOR
>HONEYPOT MAJOR
HONEYPOT MAJOR
>HONEYPOT MAJOR
HONEYPOT MAJOR
>HONEYPOT MAJOR
I hate everything
Apologize
bo1 memes rofl
>EG
>Secret
KYSELVES TBCHWYMF
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/6e/Temp_begins_01.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/6e/Temp_begins_01.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/6e/Temp_begins_01.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/6e/Temp_begins_01.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/6e/Temp_begins_01.mp3
>EG
>Secret
CHOTTO MATTE
BURGERS ON DOUBLE SUICIDE WATCH
RED ALERT
CULTIST LIKE MASS SUICIDE IMMINENT
>Secret out
>EG out
what went wrong
SOMEONE POST THE AMOUNT OF AMERICANS CORRELATING TO SUCCESS.
CHOCCO LATTE?
DOTARDS?????????????????????????????
>>144749437
NOPE
why the fuck did i not all-in on empire
>THAT ANON YESTERDAY WHO SAID EITHER EG OR SECRET WOULD MAKE THE FINALS FROM THE LOSERS BRACKET
< me right now
>THAT ANON YESTERDAY WHO SAID EITHER EG OR SECRET WOULD MAKE THE FINALS FROM THE LOSERS BRACKET
< me right now
>THAT ANON YESTERDAY WHO SAID EITHER EG OR SECRET WOULD MAKE THE FINALS FROM THE LOSERS BRACKET
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>THAT ANON YESTERDAY WHO SAID EITHER EG OR SECRET WOULD MAKE THE FINALS FROM THE LOSERS BRACKET
< me right now
>THAT ANON YESTERDAY WHO SAID EITHER EG OR SECRET WOULD MAKE THE FINALS FROM THE LOSERS BRACKET
< me right now
>THAT ANON YESTERDAY WHO SAID EITHER EG OR SECRET WOULD MAKE THE FINALS FROM THE LOSERS BRACKET
< me right now
>THAT ANON YESTERDAY WHO SAID EITHER EG OR SECRET WOULD MAKE THE FINALS FROM THE LOSERS BRACKET
< me right now
>THAT ANON YESTERDAY WHO SAID EITHER EG OR SECRET WOULD MAKE THE FINALS FROM THE LOSERS BRACKET
< me right now
>THAT ANON YESTERDAY WHO SAID EITHER EG OR SECRET WOULD MAKE THE FINALS FROM THE LOSERS BRACKET
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>THAT ANON YESTERDAY WHO SAID EITHER EG OR SECRET WOULD MAKE THE FINALS FROM THE LOSERS BRACKET
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>THAT ANON YESTERDAY WHO SAID EITHER EG OR SECRET WOULD MAKE THE FINALS FROM THE LOSERS BRACKET
< me right now
>THAT ANON YESTERDAY WHO SAID EITHER EG OR SECRET WOULD MAKE THE FINALS FROM THE LOSERS BRACKET
< me right now
>THAT ANON YESTERDAY WHO SAID EITHER EG OR SECRET WOULD MAKE THE FINALS FROM THE LOSERS BRACKET
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>THAT ANON YESTERDAY WHO SAID EITHER EG OR SECRET WOULD MAKE THE FINALS FROM THE LOSERS BRACKET
< me right now
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KIMOCHIIIIIIIIIIIII!!
LMMAAAOOOOOO!!
>shitrekt out
>eg btfo
lmao
>EG out
>Secret out
>w-well atleast we have CoL
lel no, Complexity are EU! NA = KEKED
>>144749413
EE dropping the Call Down and BKB is whats gets me
Secret will never lose again. This was the warmup. They are winning the tournament. Get fucked, slavs. GET FUCKED SLAVS.
>EG
>Secret
both NA elite team absolute trash
can't make that shit up
>>144749465
>kick Bulshit
>bring Universe back
>le balanced tiny zombie man
Why is this allowed
>>144749406
>secret 15
no they are both tied 16
>solo ravage riki
>buys back
>lose game
LOL RETARDS SECRET WILL COME BACK FROM THE LOWER BRACKET AND WIN THE TOURNAMENT
Virtus Pro at TI5
Virtus Pro at Epicenter
Empire at Manilla
What is with Team Secret and choking against Slav teams at big events.
>secret
>EU doto
lmfao
>rtz killed both eg and secret
Great player.
Schönes Honigtopf Lokales-Ortsnetzwerkturnier
>ONE MAN RAVAGE
>LOSE TEAM FIGHT
>DO ANOTHER ONE MAN RAVAGE
>LOSE ROSHAN
Jesus fucking CHRIST Secret.
Just disband already holy shit
its not even funny any more, it's just fucking pathetic
WHAT TEAM IS ARTEEZY SWITCHING TO NOW?
>32 minutes 2 seconds
377K WATCHING SHITKERT GG OUT WITH NO FIGHT
ABSOLUTELY I CANNOT OVERSTATE HOW FUCKING HAPPY I AM TO SEE THESE SHITTERS GET KNOCKED OUT TO LAST PLACE
if it wasn't for roster locks you'd bet Universe would be back on real fucking fast
why did the Tidehunter blink into 5 people when he had Ravage on cooldown?
PATHETIC
This wasn't even EE's fault
Secret is bad as a whole
>EE and RTZ are out
Any other games today? Was that the last?
1 SINGLE MAN
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
FROM 1ST PLACE AT THE MAJOR AND 3RD PLACE
TO FUCKING LAST
1 FUCKING MAN
iN ONE FELL SWOPP
DESTROYED 2 TEAMS
>>144749534
Nothing. This is the best valve event ever.
I can't stop laughing at how shit RTZ and Universe are.
>>144749205
Kemal: ok now you are here my stallions, now you will come and you will live with me in my super villa and we will be super people making up super strats while getting blown by super hookers.
team: but we're just weaboos we're happy with snacks, hand towels and hentai in moms basement.
Kemal: no you are super athletes now you live a super life
team: o-ok...
---> nothing works because the talent is uncomfortable and regret taking the money route
>>144749534
mr. babaev went the double suicide route
he went to secret whilst sending bulba to eg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
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>p..please puppey... i-i did my best..
>>144749534
R
T
Z
BULLALABA
>>144749527
MCDONALDS AND KFC IN FLAMES
BURGERLAND FACING WIDESPREAD STARVATION
Secret has too many cooks
Almost everyone needs farm, should have stayed with w33 and Misery, I know Puppey and w33 had "communication issues" but jeez work shit out like adults.
If DC wins this thing I'm going to laugh so hard.
HERE WE LAUGH AT KEKS WHO WILL BE SPAMMING
>HONEYPOT
>BO1 KEK
>SAVING STRATS
>WE ALREADY WON X DOLLARYDOOS
S H I T R E K T
>>144749598
Ach Bernd
>rtz
>post YFW Secret and EG are both oficially dumpster tier teams
>both secret and EG out
What a great time to be alive!
>>144749593
Puppey is loyal to the CCCP
>captcha is 322
Rate day 1 main stage
>EG out
>Secret out
>>144749490
It's his repressed homosexuality catching up to him
thread is moving so fast no one will notice i enjoy putting things up my arsehole lelelele
>secret and eg fans
>>144749670
ちょっと まって
>>144749670
HOL UP
>LE BALANCED FOREVER INVISIBLE SMOKE MAN
LMFAO wHo cAREAS HAHA Xd
better play less onlines and qualifiers you fucking melons
its working out so far for you
>>144749670
>>144749712
Do you think his friendship with EE is over?
INCOMING TWITTER RANTS ABOUT THE PATCH AND OTHER LAUGHABLE EXCUSES
EG will put Fear back on carry, Aui in support
Secret will commit suicide by drowning themselves in a turkish bath
>>144749737
100000/10
>m-maybe this time if I go on the team that wins Manila I'll win TI6...r-right?
>>144749598
Wir speichern unsere besten Strategien für das Internationale.
>>144749676
>western teams winning
Lol. No western team will even make top 3.
RTZ and Universe are fucking terrible players.
That Tidehunter was some fucking shit he took.
All targets eliminated.
Artour out.
Shamefur dispray animefriends.
Arteezy, congratulations on destroying another team.
CHEER FOR OUR GUYS, OG!
ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC eeeeeyyy
how long before that EE face is a meme
How is the new secret so fucking bad?
4 tournaments
4 last places
TI6 will be a joke if Secret gets invited now.
They are not worth an invite.
>>144749580
well,don't waste ravage on a fucking utility riki then you disney prick
I know one of you faggots goes to reddit, post some secret fangay butthurt
this is THE BEST MAJOR
![stdin_snapshot_12.37_[2016.06.07_11.59.29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IIcCnT7.jpg "stdin snapshot 12.37 [2016.06.07 11.59.29]")
What was PPD's excuse?
Chairs too soft?
Does /d2g/ think Volvo will invite Secret to TI6?
It's already known that Volvo will invite EG to TI6 since they did invite Newbee to TI5.
>BO1
Trash format
I though Valve only make good tournament?
Wings.rtz
>both australian teams are tier 1
>both american teams are abortion tier
>get NA reinforcements
>turn into a tier 3 team
lmao
>mfw
How is DC supposed to dumpster Secret now? Misery can't get his revenge because Secret is too shit to even face him.
The amount of people that just went >secret proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
>>144749840
>el classico tomorrow
This truly is a new golden age of dotards
NAcucks are OUT!
>>144749863
The honey was too sweet
Are they out? Of course not, they still have to climb the Lower Bracket, this isn't over yet.
This tournament is ours, playtime's over.
Are ee, rtz and universe always this shit or are they considered good?
>>144749871
They will invite. 3/5 players won Shanghai (2/3 of those players reached high on other tournaments including majors) and they have TI5 winner in their team.
Like it or not.
>>144749829
I think the 3 major winners might always get invited, just like EG will be invited to TI6 because they won TI5 (even with a completely different roster)
>EG and Secret out
is this, dare I say, the best lan in the history of dota 2
>>144749829
they wont
valve isnt retarded
Kemal should ditch this roster and pick up another team that is actually good.
A team like Kaipi.
>>144749893
you mean tier 16?
>>144749863
First day of Ramadan, Sumail is too hungry to play properly.
Will RTZ go down the same route as Singsing now?
>>144749894
NANI?! WHY YOU NOT PICK KUNUKA GA PUPPEY-SAMA?!
>NANI?! WHY YOU NOT PICK KUNUKA GA PUPPEY-SAMA?!
NANI?! WHY YOU NOT PICK KUNUKA GA PUPPEY-SAMA?!
>NANI?! WHY YOU NOT PICK KUNUKA GA PUPPEY-SAMA?!
NANI?! WHY YOU NOT PICK KUNUKA GA PUPPEY-SAMA?!
>NANI?! WHY YOU NOT PICK KUNUKA GA PUPPEY-SAMA?!
NANI?! WHY YOU NOT PICK KUNUKA GA PUPPEY-SAMA?!
>NANI?! WHY YOU NOT PICK KUNUKA GA PUPPEY-SAMA?!
NANI?! WHY YOU NOT PICK KUNUKA GA PUPPEY-SAMA?!
>NANI?! WHY YOU NOT PICK KUNUKA GA PUPPEY-SAMA?!
NANI?! WHY YOU NOT PICK KUNUKA GA PUPPEY-SAMA?!
>NANI?! WHY YOU NOT PICK KUNUKA GA PUPPEY-SAMA?!
NANI?! WHY YOU NOT PICK KUNUKA GA PUPPEY-SAMA?!
>NANI?! WHY YOU NOT PICK KUNUKA GA PUPPEY-SAMA?!
NANI?! WHY YOU NOT PICK KUNUKA GA PUPPEY-SAMA?!
>NANI?! WHY YOU NOT PICK KUNUKA GA PUPPEY-SAMA?!
NANI?! WHY YOU NOT PICK KUNUKA GA PUPPEY-SAMA?!
>NANI?! WHY YOU NOT PICK KUNUKA GA PUPPEY-SAMA?!
NANI?! WHY YOU NOT PICK KUNUKA GA PUPPEY-SAMA?!
>NANI?! WHY YOU NOT PICK KUNUKA GA PUPPEY-SAMA?!
NANI?! WHY YOU NOT PICK KUNUKA GA PUPPEY-SAMA?!
>NANI?! WHY YOU NOT PICK KUNUKA GA PUPPEY-SAMA?!
>>144749734
Yup, he's a double agent who rounds up western talent and then drafts nyx for them.
>>144749840
>$30,000 for literally being shit
Valve?
>>144749840
>people get 100,000 dollars just to come in 7-8 in a video game tournament
Man fuck this shit. I could live for 3 years on that.
>>144749806
>tfw he was literally crashing both EG and Secret at the same time
>tfw pic related
>>144749775
THE CHAIRS WERE TOO HARD
THEY LOST MY RETARDED ANIME PILLOW
THE LOST MY AUTISM MEDS
ICEFROG IS RUINING DOTA
and other assorted retardation incoming
arteezy should become a fulltime streamer like singsing, he would probably make more money too.
>>144749961
i like you, adelaide.
>Better kick those players that helped us win a major
xD
>>144749737
this is the best day of dota this year, that epic mvp 2-0, eg out, shitrekt out, absolutely fantastic.
>empire Twitter guy the most savage guy on the planet
Based nahaz
>>144749761
>actually complaining about fucking Riki
>ちょっと まって
チォット マッテ
>ちょっと まって
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>ちょっと まって
チォット マッテ
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>>144749901
I'm pretty sure he's happy with this outcome
Today has been a fucking good day
>>144749871
Nah. They can't invite a team performing as poorly as secret is. Not directly, it would be a complete joke. (and there are no more tournaments for secret to prove themselves in)
Winning a major only really secures an invite for the next one.
it was pretty fucking funny at epicenter but that was just fucking sad
just disband please
https://twitter.com/team_empire
Guess the Secret
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
Has been solved
i miss it
>>144749564
>They are winning the tournament.
Uhh, that was a best of 1 anon
>someone complained that dota is dead yesterday with icefrog changed the course of dota
>today is the best day that ever happened in competitive dota
lmao
>>144749935
Universe has always been mediocre to shit offlaner.
He was only ever decent with Dark Seer and good with Faceless Void (but that was because EG played really well around Void at that time)
WE FEEL FEKKEN AMAZIN
>>144749997
>>144750005
like half of that goes to tax though
>>144749737
Butthurt fangays/10
CHOTTO MATTE
WHY WAS THIS A BO1?
WHO IS SECRET PLAYING NEXT
>>144750043
I'm not complaining, I'm just making meme nicknames.
ASSAULT
ARREST THIS MAN
>Rinat Abdullin
halal team won lmao
>>144749884
>win exactly 1 game over 2 days
>expect to remain in the tourney
>ee and pld get kicked
>cwm kicked, bamboe to coach/standin
>1 Boner
>2 Sing
>3 Zai
>4 PLD
>5 Envy
>Win TI6
rate my b8
>>144750095
Ok well I could live for 1.5 years on that then. And it's still a lot of money just to play video games.
>>144750030
i like you too
>>144749932
no they're out
>>144749734
>CCCP
What?
>>144750019
that fourth point is extremely valid
>>144750005
split between 5 people
taxes, blabla
then again if you're sponsored u probably make dosh too so idk
>>144750139
ALHAMDULILLAH
based KingR
>Rinat "KingR" Abdullin
Based muslimbros
As fellow muslim I'm proud of you m8
>>144749935
EE and RTZ have always been shit. Universe has mysteriously played like shit ever since joining Secret.
>>144749862
>just fuck my shit up
>>144750131
the grim reaper
>SHITREKT OUT
>EG OUT
How bad was the shitposting?
>>144750131
>PLAYING NEXT
Anon..
>>144749963
You mean tier 13-16?
So /d2g/ is KingR the most slav guy ever?
WHEN WILL PPL AKNOWLEDGE THAT PUPPEY HAS SHIT STRATS???
he wasnt relevant in literally years and still gets dickridden everyday
fix secret:
kick puppey
kick ee
try again with a proper captain and non autismal carry player, maybe you have a chance
(probably you have to kick them all though)
Secret disband, EG reform.
Kaipi picks up Aui and PLD support. Bone 7 offlane, Sing mid, EE carry.
DB vs. eu KP 59m
DB vs. eu KP 59m
DB vs. eu KP 59m
CPOME WATCH REAL OFFLANER PLAY INSTEAD OF MEMEVERSE OVERRATED TRASH
>>144749961
>pos 1 stone7
>ChinkShit as their mid
>zai on the wrong team
>2 washups hasbeens
if they went with the redpanda roster i'd give it meme/10
>best of 1
They need to fix this shit
EG always lose on day 1
>>144749950
>completely different
It's the same roster minus Universe
This fucking guy looks like a beaver lmao
KingR God
>>144750241
scroll up and find out
there honestly wasn't all that much
that empire dude was pretty cool
>>144750297
but anon. it is day 3
>>144750297
its day 3 anon
hey peedurr you gonna take me back now?
>MVP basically now has a free ticket to the grand final
LMAO Na'vi would have taken them out but they choked agains O(riginal)G(gays)
>>144750261
Most muslim beard ever.
>>144750261
he seems pretty chill
I'd enjoy drinking vodka with him and scandal desu
kingr is cute! CUTE!
>>144750082
Any poster for this patch yet?
YOU
CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
when does the next day start? in 12 hours?
>EU doto is inferior, NA always win when there's real money on the line
>Both EG and Secret lose to DK + Lifestealer
HOW DO YOU EVEN COUNTER THIS META?????????????
>>144750082
>spectre instead of storm
fuck off reddit, this hero was dead on 6.83.
>>144749825
what ee face
>>144749840
>13th to 16th still get money
what a disgrace. Everyone's a winner?
>>144750176
You can live on 3k? don't make me laugh
>>144749840
How the fuck do they get 30k still.
They definitely don't deserve it for this performance, any 5k pub team could have played better.
This is getting to the point of ridiculous salary for soccer players.
>>144750287
im blogging 1 game and waiting for my boys to actaully win some dota
>>144750297
>lose on day one groupstage
>proceed to lose on day 1 outta group stage too
ebin, I'm sure EG are actually good
>>144750297
>day 1
dumb bestmeme poster
In the end it's no surprise that TEAMS THAT DONT PLAY FUCKING OFFICIALS TAKE IT TOT HE FUCKING ASS FROM TEAMS THAT PLAY OFFICIALS
Fucking high and mighty EG and Secret
>>144750348
>>144750349
not of the main event
EG always lose on day 1, of the main event
>mfw Na'vi vs Alliance El Classico
>>144750354
Honestly still much better than Bulba.
>Arteezy is leaving Secret and joining Kaipi to replace Sing
screencap this
>El Classico/Trashico
will be pretty good desu
one less team, one less slacks interview
it's starting to look up for a slackless future
If EG and Secret are well and truly dumpstered, does that mean all the underage rtz memers and bandwagoning redditors will leave for good?
>>144750305
nice pot belly fattie
>>144750408
Half of 100,000 is 50,000...you should laugh at your own math skills
>>144750405
By not playing like shit
Both EG and Secret were doomed from the start
>>144750405
With STR carrries you dumbfuck.
SVEN is the name.
>>144750080
Smooth
So all the NA teams are out?
>>144750460
no fuck you kill yourself
leave kaipi and sing alone artour, you fucking mongoloid
Now that both EG and Secret are gone who are we rooting for to get shitcanned in the future?
>Na'Vi
>Alliance
are further in Major Tournament than EG or Secret
>>144750452
so you expect to be able to lose your way into lower lower bracket for day 2?
Man, I sure cant wait for the Secret direct TI invite just because the org won Major.
Also, dont forget to cheer for our guys in blue because they are a must invite considering they are the defending champions.
>>144750484
No they just in suicide watch. They'll kill themselves when secret and eg get last place at ti6. Such a waste of invites.
>secret out
>eg out
>sanders out
>reddit tears everywhere
Is this the greatest day this year so far?
>Newbee vs DC tomorrow
Is it okay to root for our boys DC?
>>144750405
Lifestealer is worth a first phase.
>>144750503
EG had a big early lead, getting kills across all lanes
They lost because Jugg doesn't do anything to Lifestealer, and Axe fell off really hard. Fear was better off on a normal support. PPD draft fuck up
>>144750531
DC and CoL still in
>>144750405
Terrorblade
swap their hp when you're low :)
>>144750059
post more pls, my negro
>>144750484
SO WHO WILL THEY JOIN NEXT?
they better stay away from my liquid and MVP-fus, I called them years ago
Where are your NA BULLS now, amerifats?
>>144750484
We can only hope so anon
CON FUCKING GRATIS YOU CAN BUY NULL TALIS
>>144750484
they will just bandwagon like they always do
OG will be their next team till Arteezy joins OG ofc
>>144750531
Top Team NA are still in
>Dmitriy Kupriyanov @LighTofHeaveNX 3m3 minutes ago View translation
Apтypкa Бaбaeв вce cдeлaл КPACИBO. Paзoм ycтpaнил двe cильнeйшиe кoмaнды в миpe. Cpaзy виднo HAШ Maльчик @Arteezy
>Dmitriy Kupriyanov @LighTofHeaveNX 3m3 minutes ago View translation
Apтypкa Бaбaeв вce cдeлaл КPACИBO. Paзoм ycтpaнил двe cильнeйшиe кoмaнды в миpe. Cpaзy виднo HAШ Maльчик @Arteezy
BASED FUCKING LOST
>MVP will win tourney
>HOTD massing new meta
>>144750082
Dude that was the WORST meta in Dota 2 existence, Troll was fucking immortal.
>>144750531
col and dc are still in, but theyre just mostly eu players in na organizations
>Na'Vi Vs. Alliance
>no esports for hours
what the hell am i supposed to do
>>144750502
Your bait isn't getting any better just because you throw some extra sauce onto it
>>144750214
tfw no cute pet ferrari_420
>>144750409
>30k split among 5 players, with a considerable portion going to tax and possible the organization is comparable to soccer players getting millions of dollars a year regardless of their performance
ok.
>>144750405
Not blowing ravages for solo supports would be a good start
>>144750576
proper group stage is spread through multiple days, that is how EG is good at TI
they end up on the UB after group stage, then go to LB to win through the whole thing after day 1
>>144750596
>DC
>literally LITERALLY Team Reddit
>"le revenge for kickingzz xDDD"
>importing talent to compete with Our Guy Swindlezz
>owner is fucking sunsdogshit
>"our guys"
kys
>>144749437
I think each of the major winners gets an invite in addition to their million something prize.
So it's pretty likely despite their recent terrible performance.
>>144750606
eg lost because ppd fed for free. then fear died over extending. then aui went for a solo kill on slardar and failed then fed.
so much for the get 5-1 lead.
Secret would have won this major if Puppey idiot had not kicked W33 and Misery
LMAO LE MASTER CAPTAIN!
>11 hours until next match
ye see you guys later
>"My spirit will rise from the grave, and the world will know that I was right" - Kuro Salehi Takhasomi
really makes you think huh
>>144750596
Yeah underdog
>>144750627
Lmao. Someone post the NA bull cucky rtz copypasta. I want to laugh.
>>144750673
You didn't read my original post did you, I understand American education is bad but quell the damage control fatty
>>144750658
translation bratan?
>>144750606
>DC
>CoL
>NA
nice may may
>>144750606
>DC and CoL still in
What do you mean? Those are EU teams
>>144750531
only the ones with actual NA players
CoL still got 2 NA players but they'll be the next team to get dumpstered
>>144750658
translation please ivan
I never liked CIS teams until now, but both Scandal and KingR seem cool as fuck.
I'm going to be fucking sad when they get eliminated next round.
How the fuck can both EG and Secret be so fucking retarded?
They both would be so much stronger right now.
i nvr tot Manila major will be so good
>>144750735
Your bait isn't getting any better I just told you
>bet on 'upsets' and 'underdogs' everytime at the beginning of majors
>win 90% of the time because people are retarded and bet only according to previous majors performance
Literally easiest rares
>EG out
>Secret out
>Boypussy stretched
>Na'Vi vs. Alliance tomorrow
This day is already perfect
>>144750670
whats with all the na'vi vs alliance hype?
>>144750658
>Arturka Babayev all I have done nicely. Together eliminated the two best teams in the world. Go see our boy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>144750658
>>144750741
Arturka Babayev did BEAUTIFULLY. Repeatedly removed the two strongest teams in the world. See our boy @Arteezy
>>144750405
Ursa, for one.
>>144750748
DC is EU but CoL is NA because Swindlezz is NA enough to count for three
Fear to carry
Aui to support
Zai to offlane (still official EG sub)
It will happen
>>144750803
You're really stupid huh anon
>>144750695
the majors arent ti though.
so the group stage doesnt need to last a week with a full round robin.
>>144750658
fucking vladmir, we need translation
>Watch Kaipi before going to bed
>Wake up to Newbee playing
pretty nice desu
Reminder that Col is EU team.
Universe destroyed them. He came to Secret to take ez money from streaming. He never came to practice and be competitive. Fuck him, by far the worst Secret player. But keep spewing shitty memes about RTZ or EE you pieceos of shit
>>144750730
it rreally does. he followed the age old rule: "if you want to win hire a finn" and look where that got him.lower bracket
>ywn be pinoy and get a pinoy gf because your Dad arranged the marriage previously
what's the point of being white if western society is shit
plus i'm not even at Manilla
>>144750596
Our boys will conquer all who stand in their way
>>144750782
I liked VP when memedian & Lil still played in it.
>>144750484
Aww, she doesn't want to be away from Owen... how cute.
>>144750807
TI3's ending was pretty damn good
Navi winning the game only losing to sick rat strats
>Na'Vi vs Alliance in a bo3 that's worth a TI invite
Doto is good again, friends
did secret even win a game at the major?
>>144750214
Really why are there so many?
Kuroky
KingR
Artour
Yawar
Sumail
IceFrog
w33
Universe
prob alot more i missed.
>DC are american
HAHA HAH HAHARH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAR HAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAH AH HAHAHAH AH HA HAHA HAH AH AHAHHAHAAAAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAH AHHAHAHAH HAHA HA HAHA HAHHA HAHA HAHAHHAHAHA HA HAH AHAH
HAHAHAH HA HA HRSHHAHSAHSHHAHAHAHA HAH AH HAH RHA HAH AH AHA HAHAHHA AH HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>144750658
>>144750825
INDIGO BOY BRINGING THE HEAT
>>144750618
Sorry anon I don't want to trigger the alt-righties again
>>144750889
This.
jesus wept I haven't seen that bad offlane play in ages.
Fucking Loda has better offlane than Ushitverse
>>144750678
I said getting to the point as in "in a few years time it will be similar".
>>144750867
Your bait is weak
Do people realize that Secret got completely outdrafted? Why does nobody including d2g ever blame puppey? You guys just jerk him off as much as reddit does.
>Jacky Mao was never the Chinese plant
>It was rtz all along
Who saw this coming?
>>144750808
>tfw the indigo child might be in this very thread right now
>I missed EG and Secret getting btfo
>EG now #3 NA
>>144750082
faggot
Aside Sunsfan and leddit shilling, DC is actually a pretty cool team. I mean the players
>>144750972
Your damage control is weaker
>>144750897
>pinoyland
>arranged marriages
kys
>>144750950
artour and universe aren't muslim
miracle is however
>>144750897
>>tfw no tsinelas snapping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, lamesa wiping, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t, arranged marriage filipina gf
>>144749997
so it's 6k per player -tax -turks share
>>144750697
Stay mad RTZcuck
>>144750950
Universe is an Indian hindu
>>144750950
maybe beacause 1/8th of the world population are muslims?
>>144750782
How can you not like CIS players?
They are never bitching about the patch or the circumstances at the event, they just pick some heroes and play some dota.
>>144750658
Fucking Google Translate fags
>Arturka Babayev did it BEATIFULLY. Two strongest teams eiminated at once. That's OUR boy @Arteezy
>>144750976
wasn't EE drafting that game?
>>144750976
Secret got outdrafted yes BUT DID YOU FUCKING WITNESS HOW BADLY UNIVERSE PLAYED?
That shit was atrocious dota and made EE look like a fucking performer.
though
>UNIVERSE SOLO RAVAGE RIKI
>EE BKB+CALL DOWN SOLO RIKI
>RIKI BUYS BACK
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
It's a sad day to be an NA Dota fan
>>144750405
timber
phoenix
REMINDER TO ALL AMERICAN FRIENDS.
YOU STILL HAVE 2 MONTHS TO POST ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY EG MADE AT TI5.
ONCE TI6 HAPPENS EVEN THAT WILL BE TAKEN FROM YOU AND SWITCHING TO OVERWATCH OR SOME OTHER SHIT GAME WILL BE YOUR ONLY CHOICE.
ENJOY YOUR LAST 60 DAYS IN THIS THREAD.
>>144750658
>dem bantz
>>144750946
can't fucking wait. TI3 was amazing to watch even though the MOST DESERVING BEST CYKA TEAM lost. what time's the Na`Zi vs. Eh game on though? 10:00 SGT?
>>144750889
here have a LUL
Universe doesnt even get any views on that shitty viewbot site, i never even see his stream mentioned on reddit
u r right tho that he is one of the main reason their teamfigths are so bad, same goes for Bulba
shitskins cant help but bomb their fellow mates
>>144750453
We pull in money, recruits... just to combat Allilance. Rubbing our noses in bloody battlefield dirt. All for revenge.
i dont know why everyone is shitting on individual players here
secret has 0 synergy and they draft dogshit
You know I kinda feel bad for pieliedie
Dude is an amazing support, I can't say I care for his teammates but he deserves a better team.
>>144750976
When will people realize that s4 and kky were the ones who carried Secret back when they were still good?
And he was also the reason they lost TI.
RTZ was a mistake.
>>144750948
one v Wings I think
>>144751124
is it so soon? damn, this general is going to be pretty empty after americucks leave...
what kind of memes will we have in the future without them?
Do you think RTZ is afraid of joining another team
Historically teams he has joined post-Kaipi have turned to shit
>people blaming arteezy for secret's lackluster performance
>while envy constitutes for 50% of retarded misplays of the entire team, and the other 50% are puppey and pieliedie trying to salvage his misplays
Envy out
MAD MAN
O U R G U Y S
U
R
USA USA USA
USA USA
USA
>>144750460
NOT LIKE THIS
FUCK OFF RTZ
LEAVE MY KAIPI ALONE
LEAVE ALL OF THEM ALONE
DONT EVEN MAKE SING SUPPORT
FUCK YOUUUUU
>>144750405
terroblade, timbersaw, slark, AA to prevent armlet.
>they kicked misery and w33tard for this
>>144750976
i do blame him.
he is the most overrated player in dota2.
hes been trash ever since navi first went into a slump. never recovered.
>>144751124
Your best team lost to fucking gooks what the fuck are you talking shit for?
>>144751187
This place is worse than twitch when these tournaments happen
>>144751170
they dont stream there to get "views"
they stream there becuase they get paid tens if not hundreds of thousands to do it
after this performance, is Secret NA or EU?
>>144751228
It will be back to "west vs china" like the good old times
>>144750559
Navi, obviously. Or any Slav team. No Chinks. Fuck China
IF W33 AND MISERY END UP WINNING THIS IT WILL GO DOWN AS THE GREATEST LAN OF ALL TIME
>>144751241
Puppey already said he prefers EE in the interview you RTZcuck.
He's won with EE, RTZ is fucking out
>>144750030
who is adelaide?
>>144751080
Not that I dislike them. But it's hard to cheer for a team when they speak a different language and never actually win stuff.
Like this anon said, >>144750928
I sort of liked that iteration of VP, but fng ruined it.
That game was on draft and Universe. Well RTZ fucked up the courier despite PLD telling him that Riki is camping it, but
That offlane player is garbage. It's hard for me to think of worse offlane performance that I've seen in a professional team
>>144751187
Did you fucking watch the garbage plays from Universe? How on earth do you think those are acceptable?
>>144751245
>>144751245
>>144751245
MMMMYYYYY
FUUUUCKING
SIIIDES
BASED PPD
>>144750976
People are meme-ing right now. Puppey's drafting and individual play have gone to shit, he's as much of a weak link as everyone else on his team right now. Any one of them has the potential to fuck up at any time in spectacular ways, except pieliedie.
>>144751298
they're shit, period.
What went wrong?
>>144750559
ABC
AnyoneButChinks
>>144750559
any team that isnt MVP or Liquid
they should just have them play the finals tomorrow to save everyone some time
>>144750897
>tfw pinoy girl
>tfw you will never lick sheever clean after she stole your man and had him cum inside and impregnate her
>tfw you will never help sheever raise your husband's daughter
>have to root for liquid now
if they get knocked out there is no reason to keep watching
>>144751161
It will be in exactly 20 hours and 43 minutes, according to Liquipedia. It's actually quite a long wait.
>>144750658
GodDAMN son, that was savage
>>144751362
Oh, oh oh okay, so I guess that means Envy doesn't make misplays.
Gee you sure convinced me with those hot memes
>>144751341
I do want them to win, its just that i think Kuroky deserves it more
>>144751247
POST YOUR BEST NA BULL BURNS!!!!!LMAO
>>144751298
Hahahahaha
>>144751287
>Your best team lost to fucking gooks
OG doesn't play MVP until the day after tomorrow, what are you talking about??
>>144751401
I guess he didn't read the patch notes, or nobody told him its a new patch
>>144751228
idk about others but i'm not going anywhere, i just like dota and shitposting
>Kick EE for Bone7
>Kick RTZ for singsing
>Kick Universe for Zai
>Kick Puppey for Bamboe
>Kick Pieliedie for someone that's not CWM
>Win TI6
DC vs Liquid would be the best at this point. Or MVP vs Liquid/DC.
>>144751380
Every time Secret loses one big tournament it's on Puppey and then Puppey in the next tournament drafts Secret to top 3 and then Puppey is based god etc.
Fucking 0 to 100 faggots
>>144751429
>not rooting for THE redemption story, DC
>>144751380
At least EE was playing well at Epicenter. Now all of them are playing tier 5 Dota 2. Shit's getting worse rather than improving.
They need to fix something asap.
What the hell is a 'honeypot' LAN?
>>144750192
when you right USSR in Russian it looks like CCCP.
>>144751187
i guess you missed the part where Universe one man ravaged at dire tier 2 bottom tower and then lost the team fight
and when he one man ravaged again and lost roshan
i can only hope someone asked him to do those ravages
>>144751371
everyone on secret has looked like shit the entire tournament. im pretty sure him going in with those garbage ravages were team calls
>>144751531
DC are alright not really my cup of tea thoguh
>>144751542
ones EG lose
>>144751429
>not supporting Our Guys
I wish Razor got more play but he was banned that game. He's really good versus lifestealer cause if his ultimate and static link is up he can't kill razor.
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 08 [10B21372].mkv_snapshot_24.10_[2016.03.07_04.39.50].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9eHfAcS.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 08 [10B21372].mkv snapshot 24.10 [2016.03.07 04.39.50]")
>wake up
>secret lost
>cry myself back to sleep
>>144751542
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeypot_%28computing%29
>>144751401
His spirit got broken
>>144751532
RTZ played fine enough outside courier mistake, Envy died 2 useless deaths, Puppey did nothing (fcuking Dazzle),
but Universe played fucking comically bad.
Then they took 2 shit teamfights in a row because Empire really know how to draft for those and had stronger draft.
Note how at TI5 everyone was calling S4 shit, whereas before and after he was a great player.
Note how the same (except for the after part, who knows) is now happening with Universe.
The common factor? This guy right here
>>144751413
MVP are our guys though, rooting against them is LITERALLY reeddit
>>144751516
just keep puppey and pie and you get a serious contender
WHO #NABULLS HERE
>>144751449
very good, nice evening viewing. thank you person.
>>144750976
I mean, people were giving shit to EE's drafting, but why do you think someone as retarded as EE had to step up and resort to drafting even though he has claimed in the past that he hates it? If you put two and two together, it's probably because they probably lost all their scrims with Puppey drafting and the team lost faith in him.
>>144751542
It's a meme term invented by NA fangays to discredit all the LAN their teams don't win, so basically anything except DAC and TI5.
>>144751260
timber kinda bad against naix and dk despite STR but im surprised we dont see more AA
With the exception of Mineski, every team I wanted to lose today lost
god bless
why rtz is so bad lads?
>>144751401
Artour
>>144751664
im just biased bcos im finnish
i want jerax and matu to win, fuck everyone else
>gyro and DP proven game losing heroes day 1
When will the pros learn?
>>144751708
I wanted Secret to win so /d2g/ would have massive butthurt.
>>144751428
and i thought i was a pervert for touching my anus while screaming onii-chan
>>144750658
Arturka Babayev did everything BEAUTIFULLY. Removed the two strongest teams in the world at once. You can see right away that he is our guy @Arteezy
>>144751524
Maybe the drafting criticism is a bit harsh. He did mention they have a hard time finding a good comp as is. I'm thinking it's hard as shit to draft something when you don't have a strat to fall back to or build on. Who do you blame for that though, if not the team captain?
>>144751758
But MVP are Mongols, don't hate your heritage
>>144750657
>Sweden
>NA
>>144750976
No dude its RTZs fault because memes xd
>>144751709
he had some tricks up his sleeve
the game developed
he developed his inferiority complex instead
>>144751429
>not rooting for O(ur)G(uys)
>not rooting for MVP
cmon
>>144751767
More like trashcan teams proven to be trashcan on day 1.
>>144751679
It's Puppeys pride and martyrdom.
EE was probably the only one questioning him, so puppey had to prove him wrong by letting EE lose this lan for them.
He said in an interview that he did that with secret 2.0 too.
>D-D-DC IS STILL NA TEAM G-GUYS
>>144751542
It's the "saving strats for TI" meme taken to the next step.
It's used for disregarding "lower tier" tournaments by saying it's a honeypot tournament where the winning teams will reveal their strats, thus weakening their chances at the real, important tournaments.
Majors are clearly not honeypot tournaments.
>>144751669
NA BULLS? CAN I STACK FOR YOU?
SEE THIS GAME? IT'S YOUR GAME. SEE THIS TEAM? ITS YOUR TEAM. NOW I'LL BE A GOOD KEK AND STACK SOME ANCIENTS FOR YOU RTZ MY NA BULL
its like poetry, it just keeps happening
>>144751656
the common factor is teamwork matters and good players who leave their long standing team suddenly become alot worse
and rtz sucks
>>144751685
actually DAC became a honeypot the same moment they started calling the Majors honeypots, because they have the same prizepool
according to NA fans, everything in the history of dota has been a honeypot except TI5.
>>144749612
>both eg and secret out
This lan is actually going to be good
>>144751767
cmon now, DP ult did some serious work for alliance when the seamonkey kept giving it to EGMs rubick
>>144751817
i dont hate them, theyre my favorite team right after liquid
>russian team does teamplay
>steamrolls whatever they see
>no teamplay
>gets absolutely raped
Thank god russians are genetically pre-disposed to shit teamplay.
So, if Kaipi replaces CWM with an actually good player, they have a really good chance of making it through the open qualifier, right?
Which player from TS or EG would be best to replace him? It's obvious those teams are going to disbanderino, so it's likely one of them will go to Kaipi.
>>144751672
>mfw it will be just after lunch time in my time zone
comfy af
>>144751758
Prepare for elimination tomorrow, kebab and memes are no match for swindle's jew-fu.
I really need to update this picture
>>144751669
>>144751856
based lebanon
>>144750976
Puppan always get his drafting roasted every day, specially during his pick nyx/enigma days.
>EG and Secret are now shit
>all the cancer kiddies they brought here are still here spamming about EU VS NA KUK
>>144751709
Over-reliant on his mechanical skill, which is still one of the highest in the pro scene.
That being said, he's pretty trash and his hero pool this patch is awful - something that shouldn't be an issue for a professional player but here we are with PL mid.
>>144751708
>>144751786
I wanted they to win too but just so DC can shit on them next game.
>>144751803
I mean everyone on the team is to some degree to blame, but I think a lot of the responsibility should fall onKemal
>>144751924
This man could save kaipi
>>144751850
what happened to lelcoste anyway
>>144751924
honestly my boy peter pan dam would tie that team together pretty fucking well, they need a good captain more than anything + he already knows zai v. well
>>144751976
Should've picked Enigger it is pretty good against heroes that have lot of HP
So how many dollars is cyborgfatt stealing now?
>>144751767
DOB isn't bad, she's also solid vs Lifestealer. Silence him or have ultimate up and he refuses to fight.
>>144751898
its objectively true. TI5 was worth more than all of the majors.
>>144752042
7500 before tax
>>144752012
fuck off m4stah
>>144752010
>a lot of the responsibility should fall on Kemal
Not sure if you're serious, but that does raise a valid question.
Did gaming houses EVER work in Dota?
>all-star shit meme teams
when are people going to learn this doesn't work
>>144751887
lmao, would be epicXD
like reverse captains mode
>>144751998
this is such a shit patch for him 2bh
he was so good in ti5 even though s4 choked them out of the tournament early
>>144751457
I'm not him but that entire match was mostly misplays from RTZ and Universe, Envy got picked off a few times sure but RTZ/Universe won their lanes and basically threw away their leads.
>>144752042
Just enough to take everyone out to Chic-fil-A and get ice cream afterwards.
>>144750658
literally our indigo
[13:09] <@MYM|Maelk> ppl says vigoss is pretty good
[13:09] <+LighTofHeaveN> Maelk and u dont know why?
[13:09] <@sback|DarKyy> gonna be hard for u
[13:09] <+LighTofHeaveN> So poor lvl u have then in understanding
[13:09] <@MYM|Maelk> I don't know why you always talk to me Lost
[13:09] <@MYM|Maelk> It's not like I understand a word you're saying anyways
[13:10] <+LighTofHeaveN> Wanna understand how much tard like u in life doing so good ideas and tactics in dota
[13:10] <+LighTofHeaveN> Like u main enemy in world for me
[13:10] <+LighTofHeaveN> coz outpick other ppl so easy and no problem for me
[13:10] <+LighTofHeaveN> Like vs VP mass time
[13:10] <Mafia-Ck> Lightofheave + maelk = Imba
[13:10] <+LighTofHeaveN> so if i will know enemy then just will have totaly power
[13:10] <@MYM|Maelk> What makes you think I'm a tard at life =)?
[13:10] <+LighTofHeaveN> Your talk in online
[13:11] <@MYM|Maelk> Not agreeing with you online and thinking most of what you're saying is stupid makes me a tard?
[13:11] <Poddy> lol
[13:11] <+LighTofHeaveN> Tard - man who have more slower thinking then me
[13:11] <@MYM|Maelk> Well there you have it then
[13:11] <@MYM|Maelk> I'm not a tard
[13:11] <+LighTofHeaveN> Problem is a 99.9 precents ppl i meet in life = tards
[13:11] <+LighTofHeaveN> its not bad
[13:11] <@Aidar> lost join
[13:11] <@Aidar> please ><
[13:12] <+LighTofHeaveN> I see true situation very fine
[13:12] <+LighTofHeaveN> Coz have unknow power
[13:12] <+LighTofHeaveN> Ppl call this "Indigo Children"
[13:12] <+LighTofHeaveN> Will see in future who right
>yfw no ti invite for eg or secret
>>144751998
>dota
>mechanical skills
>>144751934
TI3 grand finals were just after final exams over lunch for me, incredible game.
cant' wait to see the rematch tomorrow, hopefully it won't be another <30 min failure.
>travel around the world
>siphon mad money from turkish retard
>don't have to promote shit
>leave in a great game house with cuties from cs:go squad
>play vidya and snort cocaine all day
>everybody assumes for some reason we care about tournaments
L M A O
M
A
O
Artour Babaev @Arteezy 4s5 seconds ago
I'm sorry everyone
WHAT A FUCKING BETA
so is there any good dota to watch now since tournment is done or should i go play WT?
By decree of President Obama, the United States of America accepted 5 further countries among their mid. From now on, if you are from one of these 5 new states, you are officially part of NA. Those new states are:
>Sweden
>Denmark
>Romania
>Macedonia
>Ukraine
Therefore Complexity Gaming, Digital Chaos and Alliance are from now on NA doto. End of rine.
>>144752042
the fat fuck is stealing tens of dollars
>>144752113
and who the fuck do you think you are
>>144752171
t. 2.1k MMR poster
>>144752138
Did you forget all the lans DK 2013-2014 won, or how IG won TI2 (and dominated DotA at that time) or how Newbee won TI4 or the lans Secret 2.0 or 2012-2013 Natus Vincere?
Fucking goldfish
>>144752165
eg is guaranteed invite. remember that newbee was invited directly to ti5
>>144752165
we need to push a thread to the top of reddit telling Valve to have some balls and not invite teams that don't deserve to be invited
qualifiers will be so goddam fun, literal carnage
guys! GUYS!!
>>144752010
I agree everyone is to blame, it's just that they can be blamed for different things.
>>144752129
I don't think I've ever seen gaming houses pay off, except maybe Korean team houses in LoL but those are basically sweatshops so fuck that noise. Best approach is getting an office like the Astralis csgo team has, and living separately.
>>144750976
Arteezy is shit, get over it faggot
>>144752196
If Artour won a major tournament I'd agree.
BUT HE'S LITERALLY NOT WON A TI.
NOT WON A MAJOR.
FUCKING L O L.
>>144750658
Lost is like legit retarded anyway.
>>144752232
lmfao british dota
>>144752210
if your country has at least 1 usa military base in it then you are part of NA doto LUL
>>144751924
I'd like to see PLD or Aui in all honesty, but I doubt it'd happen again.
Bulba might also be a good support fit on the team, but every time he and sing play, its a fucking disaster.
Certainly not EE support.
Certainly not EE carry and sing support
Certainly not RTZ ever
Maybe EE into a coaching role for the team to help Boner and Sing adapt to the metas better, since that was always a problem with those two, but EE might be a shittier coach than player.
if CWM does leave/get kicked, Kaipi will need a hard 5/6 position support that can do ALL the hard supporting while bamboe plays bamboe heroes and does bamboe things.
I really feel good about Kaipi right now, but if RTZ or EE join
or if Singsing is forced to support for ANY REASON
or if Zai leaves for Secret/EG
I'm gonna get really upset.
>>144752265
I'll make one right now. Or will you?
>>144751924
Theeban
>>144752282
I believe in Punished Artour coming back stronger than ever
Reshuffle incoming
twitter.com/Arteezy/status/74020313321367
>>144752203
too late to have feelings of guilt for wrecking two teams now fucknugget
>>144752385
>attempting a fake tweet
>>144752060
>are ya winning son?
>>144752242
>t. never played an actual RTS
"Lol look mum I can right click AND press QWE at the same time"
>>144752337
>actual reddit mongs invading here
sad
LEAVE ARTOUR ALONE
I wasn't able to watch the Empire Secret game because work.
We all knew secret would lose. But did they lose because of being out drafted, or did they actually play like shit as well?
new thread
>>144752435
>>144752435
>>144752435
>>144752203
i'll be honest i feel bad
he's just a boy trying to play dota and turbo autists who take the whole comp scene too seriously for people with no real stake in it are gonna shit on him for trying to win
nobody is shitting nearly as much on secret's existing members for kicking w33 + misery or on universe for leaving EG
>>144752492
>15 memes early
kys
>>144752487
Those are not mutually exclusive.
Do you know that Ravage has a range of 1025? They expected Empire to be behind the DK, not two screens away from the DK, which is a logical assumption. Empire just had the much much better draft: Riki can blink in, lifestealer uses riki as a taxi, disruptor has large range as well and Sand King can initiate from 2 screens away with aghs scepter so they did not have to be close to dk.
If you think they were not 100% sure that the whole team was behind DK, then you are oblivious. This was not a bad play from Tidehunter in se, it was logical, but got countered hard through the draft where Empire got much more initiation range than Team Secret, who basically had tidehunter who can jump and 4 plants who have to walk in to the fight.
>>144752487
ONE MAN RAVAGE LMAO
>>144752210
If your country descends fro European cultural tradition, you're EU LUL
>>144752492
theres already like 2 unused threads, post 1 of them first retard.
>>144752506
it's because arteezy has been identifying as a ping pong ball and bouncing between EG and Secret for 2 years now
>>144752441
Artour BabaevVerified account
@Arteezy
I'm sorry everyone
I think it was meant to be a link to this.
what went wrong?
Fancucks who say "Secret are in a slump" is the most triggering fucking thing ever. How can they be in a slump when the current iteration has been nothing but shit? This is their current level now.
>>144752337
How about you fuck off back reddit and never return?
>>144752574
these are sinned
>>144752335
Sing support is always so fucking bad. I think he might be able to adapt to the role, since his main strength has always been game sense, but he'd need to practice for fucking months, and I don't think he'll ever really adapt. He just can't Davai as much as he wants to on the support role.
AUI would be fucking perfect on the team DESU. I'd love to see that.
>>144752031
PPD on Kaipi might be kind of interesting. I could see that actually working fairly well.
>>144752487
Both. The draft was weak and there was some really poor decision making, apart from the usual 2 o 3 ultis wasted by Uni
>>144752163
where are these logs from, old dotaleague?
>>144752550
I know they're not, hence my wording. Read it again.
>>144752681
I feel like the bamboe role is the support role that sing support (in pubs) take up, but you cant really do that if you're not well versed enough in the role (like bamboe)
He adapted really well to with MFF, but that was only cause of the heroes that were meta at the time.
>>144751924
They've already gotten through open qualifiers, the problem is when they get to the actual one they get btfo by people who can actually string together combos and draft outside of 3k. Sing got trained on hard in mid yesterday and recovered ok, but the point still remains that Zai had to do some massive lifting. You just can't have a team like this or good people will punish you and win in 15 minutes. CWM and Bamboe are so bad.
>>144752249
>Newbee
>Allstar
literally who except xiao8
>>144752567
>at only 18:12 the UK fails to gank the US and loses the game
nice try, england
>>144752265
just because secret didn't do well in one honeypot lan, doesn't mean they shouldn't get invite imo.
>>144753478
>Barbarians going apeshit with civilizzed nations' technologies
>That makes them civilized too somehow
Bet you also think Germans are descendants of the Roman Empire, lmao.
>>144753939
>make a shitty joke
>someone takes it seriously
Woah, they lost to barbarians using their very own technology? That's even worse then I thought!
>>144752506
people are shitting on RTZ cause he has destroyed teams and under preforming
>>144752196
>gets disbanded for not even being able to beat some random Slav team
>go back to working some shitty 9-5 job
yup sounds like life to me senpai
>>144756008
by the time dota 2 dies im pretty sure players like rtz will be set for life
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