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How fares your empire, /gsg/?
This day in history, June 6th:
1513 – Italian Wars: Battle of Novara. Swiss troops defeat the French under Louis II de la Trémoille, forcing the French to abandon Milan. Duke Massimiliano Sforza is restored.
1809 – Sweden promulgates a new Constitution, which restores political power to the Riksdag of the Estates after 20 years of enlightened absolutism. At the same time, Charles XIII is elected to succeed Gustav IV Adolf as King of Sweden.
1944 – The successful invasion of Normandy was launched leading to the "liberation" of France
2016 – hoi4, the best game in the history of gaming was released in honor this landing
>News
EU4 DD02/06
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-development-diary-2nd-of-june-2016.940420/
CK2 DD 8 - Life goes on
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/ck2-development-diary-8-life-goes-on.939724/
>Random Country Picker
http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/
# Archive
https://mega.co.nz/#F!WZZFXDyT!yyb25ZuLdLs0B8vhoKS3LA
# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76
>>EU4 - BDSM
http://pastebin.com/vYbnKvK2
>>[CK2 - 2.4.5] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc
>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.3.3 - 21/03/2016
http://pastebin.com/4ecAP5EE
>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr
>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V7
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV
>>[V2] Many Houses Divided - v 0.0.1.1
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jso7qa1c4ystej7/MHD.rar
last thread: >>144631836
pls buy hoi4
>>144639676
nicky
Pls buy all the dlc
Reminder that Hearts of Iron 4 is not a grand strategy game.
HELLO WHERE ARE THE TORRENT :DDDDDD
MEGA LINK WHERE
Arumba
BUY HOI4 GOYIMS
Mega link when?
>>144639806
Soon. Check skidrow's.
Remember only legitimate copies get an icon on the paradox forums
>>144639672
This.
If these autists won't embrace this godlike game here then let us migrate.
Let them wallow and rot in their autism
Everyone:
>>>>/hoi4g/
Where's the torrent at me lads?
upload a mega
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
My speed lads(India)
kek
>>144639676
guys I have a linux partition but I dont feel like going to my windows one to torrent
does linux have a built in way to mount an iso? or am I going to have to download bloatware to actually use the torrent
also I dont care if my widnows partition gets virus' (it has a couple) but this is babbys first torrent on linux, is it easy to get a torrent virus on linux?
Just jumped in on an /Italy/ game
HOW THE FUCK DO I MOD IN MY SWASTIKA WITHOUT THIS HAPPENING?
I exported it as a right size .tga and it shows up as black
>>144639884
LOO
Whats the consensus? It's shit, right?
The game is 32 bit, by the way.
13th for dlc
>>144639867
But how can they do it if the PirateBay torrent is fake and dolphin porn?
>>144639919
git gud
Already got Pooland
>>144639904
use windows you stupid virgin loser LOL
so I'm fucking torrenting this 3DM version at a snail's pace and I wanna know from anyone who has it finished: This is the version that has hitler in it right?
based ukrainebro
>>144639904
mount abc.iso /mnt
Welp people on forums complaining about getting stuck on "loading graphics" so looks like this 3DM release is a dud lads.
5am im going to fucking sleep.
Thanks for buying my tank game you retarded fag goyims
>>144639936
YOU
>>144639795
pre-JUST Arumba
>>144639850
Fuckin A
>UNTERSEEBOOTSFLOTTE WEDDIGE
It is WEDDIGEN
FUCKING PARADOX LMAO CANT GET ANYTHING RIGHT
>>144640026
joke on you, I didn't buy shit
>>144640048
Korean?
>>144640032
Mega link bls :DDDD
>>144639962
>Bulgaria
>>144639978
thanks anon, what about the virus stuff? I cant afford to have both my partitions to have a virus on it
>>144639963
windows is shit, the only time I use it is to play windows only games or to print something because its a PITA to get printers to work on linux
>>144639884
How the fuck do Indians even find 4chan?
Please don't pirate Hearts of Iron 4
If you do, you're no better than a pedophile
Anyone else risking it all with the chink virus?
YOLO
>>144640026
>buying any paracuck games after Horsefucker DLC for crusader kangs 2
lad..
>>144640186
whats wrong with torrenting you fag?
Thanks finnbro
>>144640130
t. kraut subhuman
>>144640130
post mod
>>144639946
And?
I doubt it ever runs out of memory. If it did I'd somehow dislike Paradox even more.
So I need 20 oil but can only trade for either 16 or 24 oil and there is no stockpiling? What happens to the other 4 oil if I go for 24?
Why does the HoI4 UI look so fucking TERRIBLE?
I'm gonna be nice and seed.
Also, how the fuck do I get rid of the watermark on this shitty botnet, that overlay shit didn't help.
>>144640198
It's a huge site. This place is reddit-tier. All oldfags left had left by 2011 to more obscure chans.
>>144640218
im just getting my monies worth after I got jewed from sellaris
h y p e
>>144640229
>buying any paracuck games after Vicky II
>>144640301
it's made for ipad
where the swastikas at
Game seems to hang at "Loading Graphics" for me, anyone else?
>>144640194
In short - dont worry. In long - linux cant execute win32 file format without wine and even with wine virus cant do anything harmful to your system.
>>144640314
LINK REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>144640314
>paint
>being unable to remove viruses from your computer
>>144640324
>All oldfags left had left by 2011 to more obscure chans.
No they didn't
t. Been here since 2001
German fgt here.
Got btfo for beeing German.
Game is censored here they blackout out hitler and all.
Is someone based enough to bring us a mod that restores the game to the English version?
>>144640314
>Game.of.Thrones.
I'm downloading seasons 1-5 in 1080p and it's going to take forever. I should've started watching this show back in season two so I wouldn't have to be doing this right now.
>>144640365
There is a steam_api.dll file, and a steam_api file,
make the original one .old or something and rename the steam_api file to steam_api.dll
Post Jewess to celebrate the release of HoI 4
>>144639919
There's a nazi detector, so you can't put in swastikas
>>144640349
check if it works lad
00-50 italy 51-99 japan
Mexico or Iran?
>>144640428
>cuckold
>>144640365
>I fixed it :O There is a steam_api.dll file, and a steam_api file,
make the original one .old or something and rename the steam_api file to steam_api.dll
>>144640424
I've been here since 1933 senpai
ayyy lmao
nato countersstill taking baby steps
The command for adding political power is also called "Fuhrer Mana" in the console
>>144640403
http://store.steampowered.com/app/394360
I want piratefags to leave
>>144640382
>tfw I forget .exe's for linux are dirrent
>tfw I forgot i'll need to use wine to run the game
FUCK, time to load up the windows partition im NOT gonna play another game on laggy ass wine
time to load up my utorrent 1.04 because I never updated it
>>144640485
Greatest Briton my lad
>>144640229
but horse lords was great
>>144640558
deal with it
>>144640424
I was with moot in kindergarten, he showed me this site back in 1998 when we were in 12th grade
>>144640423
>all these people downloading my keylogger
Guys can someone post some screens of Yugoslavia?
t. študent who can't play before tuesday
>>144640558
Hi Johan.
>>144640428
just torrent it
>>144640424
the vast majority of oldfags left long ago, if you're an oldfag you know why
>>144640539
This Hell portrait looks horrible, wtf.
>still no WASD map scroll
what the FUCK johan
UPLOAD IT TO MEGA
PLEASE
>>144640539
ayyyyyyyyyy
At least I don't have to watch their shit models
is that 3dm turrent legit or no?
>>144640471
who is this
>>144640324
There are plenty of oldfags still here. It's just that there are a fuckton of new people because the site got so popular so they're a smaller minority in context.
>preorder wallpaper
If last digit
<=3 i play Germany first
>3&&<=6 i play Japan first
>6 i play Italy first
>>144640130
non retarded flagmod when?
>>144640675
https://mega.nz.on.zoy.org/#F!6RBjRZKa!QvkjfaitNgno5os6aXbhNQ
I think the jannies are going to have a stroke
>>144640534
>>144640470
You're a lifesaver anon
>>144640428
No way
I don't believe you
>>144640758
>.nz.on.zoy.org
>>144640460
No point in downloading season 5 tbqhwy
>>144640758
Thanks
>>144640324
Such as?
>>144640428
post proofs
>>144640687
Julia Lipnitskaya
>>144640758
>lostboy.exe
>>144640758
.on.zoy
Nothing suspicious here.
>tfw I would actually be such a good goyim and buy Paracucks' stupid tank game if it wasn't a censored geolocked joke version
Kauft nicht bei Schweden
>>144640668
Do you think the "you're here forever" meme is a joke or something?
>>[V2] - Legacy of Slovenia v1.01
http://pastebin.com/72Yhqm5i
>>[V2] - unHPM v1.3.1
http://pastebin.com/zK3YrpNx
>>[V2] - 7 Years v4.1
http://pastebin.com/fMCvXaAA
>>[V2] - Robmod v2.5
http://pastebin.com/MHswMhZi
>>[V2] - Visegradmod v3.2
http://pastebin.com/C8swKB9t
>> Updated Waggles Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB
>paying for 300MBps fiber
>ISP decides to fuck me over right at this fucking moment and gives me like 0.5MBps download
I JUST WANT TO HEAD OVER TO THEIR FUCKING OFFICE AND MURDER EVERY SINGLE FUCKING CUNT THERE
>>144640758
based anon
>>144640721
I hate logos on wallpaper
Paradox can't do anything right
Is the 3DM torrent legit?
It's full of third-worlders on the peer list
>>144640873
Mongol
http://pastebin.com/YNvtcSTJ
here is the torrent friends
>>144640921
Thanks cobra
>>144640668
Why?
>>144640617
jokes on you, I don't type
>>144640873
Do all slavic girls have those Mongoloid eyes
>Still no uncensor mod for the german version but tons of other bullshit in the workshop already
>>144640851
>implying I'm leading more people to those places
We've gotta make them last.
>>144640821
I'm downloading this.
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/11902577/Game_of_Thrones_seasons_1-4_1080p_%5BEng_subs%5D%5BiTunes_optimized%5D_b
>>144640460
Download seasons 1-4 and pretend that's where it ends.
3dm torrent works fine. Green light.
>>144640921
based bobo
Who is ready to expand the Empire?
>>144640948
Paradox games are popular with people who lost a hand to leprosy.
>>144640831
>>144640936
Shills detected
>>144641050
post pics
for non-torrentcucks lads
https://www.skidrowreloaded.com/hearts-of-iron-iv-field-marshal-edition-3dm/
Is there any way to issue a "support attack" command in Hearts of Iron 4, like the way it works in Darkest Hour? I want divisions to support an attacking force but not move into the province once the battle is completed.
>>144640948
Yes, you just have to follow the instructions >>144640534
here to get it working
>>144641105
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>144640821
>>144641048
>>144641031
Also this, but apparently it's pretty bad?
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/12019677/Game_Of_Thrones_-_Season_5_-_Mp4_1080p
How taxing is HOI4 on peoples laptops? I meet all the requirements except graphics card but I have a feeling it might work on low settings. I have nVidia 630m.
4 days left
>>144640679
i'd wait for scene personally, regardless of whether that one works or not
>>144641142
thanks senpai
IGN review
9/10
http://m.ign.com/games/hearts-of-iron-iv/pc-20012080
>still not in archive
HOI3 it is. Should I blackice?
>>144640509
>>144640665
>>144640772
>>144640861
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/german-version-faq.934568/
I didn't want to pirate. I hope someone will make a mod replacing the censored crap with the international version.
is it out yet?
PANZARLIED IS IN HOI4 I'M LISTENING TO WEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>144640949
Eh, she looks exactly like other Russian Jews.
>TFW Dreaming of a British World.
>>144641294
No gotta wait until ramadan is over
>>144641280
>memeice
no
>Gets stuck on Loading Graphics
>Crashes
h e l p
>no command hierarchy
>still comment in OOB file like its HoI3
>>144639904
dd if=some.iso of=/path
>>144641030
I'm also waiting unpartitioned, even if im at work now and i have to work 3 more hours.
But well we got this so far:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=698660211
>>144641069
How do i get Mosley in power? Is there a specific national focus I need to pick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le-9uWKe2dk&list=FLPPw_LLmZj17jxiX5DkbvWw&index=11
>>144641069
BEADY
>Downloading iat 7kbs a sec
Seeds lad
Keeps on getting stuck at loading GUI anyone else having this?
>>144641419
Conquer UK as germany
>>144641419
There are focuses and you can get things done faster by picking Nat sock leaders
>>144641375
>>144641469
Me too. 3DM a bust.
>>144641375
get gud
>>144641391
fucking Swedes
>>144641312
is erika in the game anon
FUCKING REEEEEEE
IS IT OUT YET?
LINK PSL
ANYONE HEAR THE GERMAN MARCHING MUSIC IN HOI4 IT SOUNDS EPIC
HOLY SHIT PARADOX AREN'T KEKS IT SOUNDS EPIC
>>144641294
4 days
>>144641510
thank you
>>144641513
>>144641463
Nah it works, there are two steam apis, change the .dll to something like .old and replace with the other
>>144641469
>>144641513
Read the thread lads.
Just buy it you fucking neets
Jesus, this frontline draw system is atrocious
>>144641612
It's just hysterical ladies screaming memes
This is now a Moseley thread. Rule Britannia!
88/100
Looking good
http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/hearts-of-iron-iv
>>144641558
didn't hear it yet, I'm still listening
>>144640921
t. cobra
>Austrian edition has Hitler
Feels good to be the better Germany.
>>144641418
*im waiting impatient.
where the genocide mod at
>>144640539
I like it how the province borders make no historical or political sense whatsoever.
Are Austrians actually German or was that just a meme in Victoria 2?
Can somebody upload the field marshal DLC folder?
If I know johan it won't even need an activator.
>>144641646
is it
>draw line
?
>3DM torrent was deleted
why
>freezes on loading
POTTERY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
GUYS
>play hoi4 for 20 minutes
>realize its shit
>go back to hoi3 immediately
wew laddies
>>144641731
fml
>>144639676
>>>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.3.3 - 21/03/2016
>http://pastebin.com/4ecAP5EE
>literally cloning hpm pastebin so you can hsitpost
Reminder that HPM pastebin is
pastebin.com/66gpxbKk
>>144641612
I missed it, thanks.
There is a steam_api.dll file, and a steam_api file,
make the original one .old or something and rename the steam_api file to steam_api.dll
>>144641843
No it wasn't
kek
>>144641870
lmao
CODEX IS OUT STUPID FUCKS, STOP SEEDING P2P BULLSHIT
>>144641418
I'm going to get fucking purged by Parajew.
Twas nice knowing the workshop.
>>144641913
nice screamer
LADS I LEGITIMATELY THINK HOI4 IS THE BEST GSG YET
>>144640539
these counters are SHIT
>>144641979
Saw that and a post about WHY NO ARMENIAN GENOCIDE, lol'd heartily
>>144641951
where tf is the link its not on their website
>>144641984
enlighten me
>>144641809
Doesn't really work that good for me. I can't draw the fucking line
JOHAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>144641984
>implying this one isnt way better
>>144641843
They published a crack fix, because of the switched dlls.
>>144641906
Joke's on you, HOI3 is just as bad
mega link fucking where
>>144641845
Why do you hate the Eternal British Empire?
>>144642012
This, Eu4,vic and ck2 fags can fuck off.
>>144641913
thanks, Alex
Reminder that Americucks get letters from their internet providers if they pirate
>>144642027
I know, I was just testing it out
>>144642012
>Hoi 4
>Gsg
Choose one and only one
>>144641663
Europe would actually work if fascist France or fascist UK or fascist Russia or fascist Spain were in power. Come to think of it, Germany is total shit. Those Europe hating parasites should've been partitioned.
>>144641030
It'll never be on the workshop, or on paradoxplaza, if they are going to moderate it at all.
>>144642146
lol for real? and they call it a """""""""""""""""""free"""""""""""""""""" country
>>144639676
>>144641913
The fact that another thread was created
>>144639863
with the exact same pastebin shows that this is a coordinated action. You made this pastebin 5 days ago just to try and post it now, and your group made 2 threads with it
Just to shitpost about hpm
That's kinda sad t.bh
lmao
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=698672304&searchtext=
>watching DDRjake play as El fucking Salvador
>literally draw lines and send soldies
>win every battle
>somehow beat colombia and venezuela
>go on to conquer south america
>no major countries give a shit
>as EL SALVADOR
>>144641979
>lustig
German never ceases to amaze
The German march music DLC contains three tracks:
gmomp_dermachtigstekonigimluftrevier
gmomp_panzerlied
gmomp_schwarzbraunistdiehaselnuss
Pretty cool.
Can someone tell me what the difference between CODEX and 3DM is?
>>144642063
oh ok that makes sense, im not familiar with 3DM's work are they trustworthy if you get it straight from their site?
>>144642287
That's a believable world according to Johan
>>144642319
>no erika
dropped
>>144642251
still better than the report and ignore
>>144642251
are you autistic HPM? its a joke
>>144642373
3dm is shit get codex
the fuck am i supposed to do now?
here's my battle plans so far
>>144642373
me on the left
Why did i get blank adolf from the 3dm version
observing is fucked, you get all events and shit from the country you played anyways
LINK NOW U FUCK
>>144642257
LINK
>>144642373
Sure, but CODEX released now as well, so you might as well get it from them.
>>144642207
>2-3 swastika mods already
ok then. It'll just take a little longer till modders find all the cuts and repair them.
>>144642251
>>144641870
just use this one dude, fuck codex and 3dm
>>144642373
>paradox keeps getting worse
>total war keeps getting better
gsg fags btfo
So how ahistorical can you be in Hearts of Iron 4?
Let's say I want to leave the Allies as Britain and just go conquering stuff like the good old days, is that actually possible?
>tfw no willy mod for HoI4
>>144642251
that was me i was trying to meme the normandy landings
i only copied the exact same thread as before
do you really think that the steamgroup has any sort of coordination whatsoever?
WHAT DO I GET?
CODEX 3DM WHAT?
>>144642465
>>144642417
>tfw been out of the torrent game so long im a retard
where do I get codex's torrents?
why is 3dm shit
>>144642536
the funny thing is the diplomacy is better in Atilla than Stellaris
cant wait for M3TW
>>144642207
stop painting the devil on the wall. At least 3rd party mod sites can host it or based /gsg/ can have a link up in the OP.
>fuhrer_mana is a legitimate console command
>>144642462
>>144642612
>>144641870
here you go
>>144642612
Johan
codex link pls
Is it just me or are there really too little units in game? I loved hoi 3's hundreds of divisions.
>>144640218
>Implying any option is bad
>>144641510
I don't think he gets Mosley tho. I'm think it's Edward VIII
where do i see how much troops i have in total? (for anschluss i need 550k)
>>144642012
Of course it is lad.
Kaiserreich when?
>>144642393
Goes to show what their group is really for
They are obsessed with hpm and spamming
How do i fix this shit, this is the 3dm version btw
PANIC
HOI3 DLC DOESNT WORK WITH THE 3DM VERSION
WHAT DO I DO I NEED THE POLISH NATION PACK DLC ACTIVATOR WHEN DOES IT WORK FOR ANYONE ELSE
>>144642773
Wait until the Anschluss DLC
why the fuck is my hitler black and flag mod not working?
>>144642806
german version kek
>>144642812
>HOI3
>>144642693
would have except you posted that gay shit
>>144642806
hitler was a very racist and evil person you are not allowed to see his face.
>>144640228
>tfw no anti virus and still downloading
>>144642806
>3dm version
mine isn't like that and I have 3dm
>>144642867
Spotted the cuckraut
Chink version is buggy as FUCK. Thankfully based codex woke up. Downloading now
>>144642867
WE WUZ FUHRER AN SHIT
>>144642867
save .tga as uncompressed
>>144642867
The stasi is on its way
>>144642812
Get the Codex crack, it's on cs.rin
>>144642956
where the FUCK is the link
>>144642948
I have 3dm version and I'm commie.
So let me get this straight: I spent all this time downloading a torrent, and it doesn't even come with the day 1 DLC Sabaton soundtrack?!?? REFUND NOW
>>144642806
So the 3dm one is the censored version?
>>144643043
>commie
>kraut
The DDR was shit.
do I get this
http://ittorrents.com/hearts-of-iron-iv-field-marshal-edition-t12727652.html
or this?
http://ittorrents.com/hearts-of-iron-iv-codex-t12727723.html
will we be able to have the classic multiplayer back so i never have to open steam ? :c
>>144643002
That's what I did.
>>144642956
why would one version be buggy and not the other? its literally just a repack
I don't regret buying this at all
this has been one of the best purchases ever
>>144643175
buy the game goyim
>trusting chinks
As soon as I saw this I deleted the 3DM torrent and deleted the files. Greasy chinks with their shoddy work.
>>144643175
DLC doesnt work in 3DM version
>>144643282
t. Johan
>no one is posting a codex link
>its not on the codex site
I guess im going to risk it all with the chink one
>>144643369
SO WHICH?
>>144643175
3dm one is censored and also has problems
>>144643227
HOI4 works in 32 bit lad.
>>144643441
What problems?
>>144643353
Why are you shilling so hard for this?
"The German version lacks a certain DLC component which results in the following:
1) a bunch of prominent nazis is displayed as dark silhouettes instead of a colored portrait.
2) some speeches in events are different
3) SS generals have no skulls on their caps
4) event pictures with hitler and stuff from point 1 are different"
Does somebody figured out what this "DLC component" is?
>>144643425
>codex site
>thinking pirating scenes have 'sites'
Are you fresh from /v/ or reddit?
>>144642894
i thought you might like cute things
what if i post a dank hitler instead?
>>144643157
Shut up, scum.
>>144643425
It's already on dozens of different trackers and DDL sites, get your shit together.
>>144643425
scene groups don't have sites where they put stuff you stupid fuck
>all these poorfags
>>144643425
Literally look a couple of posts above you
>>144643515
>implying im a plebbit
I quit my job and now im broke so therefore Im new to torrents
>>144643580
>>144643540
>>144643639
thx anons
>>144643618
I am german.
No reason to buy this.
>>144643509
You aren't thinking of adding it back in, are you, kraut?
You don't want to be arrested, do you?
>>144643539
Says the german, pay more reparations faggot.
3DM version doesn't have dlc and has shady hitler.
>>144643618
Why not trying before you buy?
I bet you pre-ordered.
>alternate history forum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NqG2lAojNQ
Damn he was right
>this Codex(tm) chiptune in the installer
How do I make a second battle plan once they advance to that position?
>>144643534
feasible
http://pastebin.com/MAERn4Jx
>>144643618
>Buying paracuck games
>>144643509
https://mega.nz/#!gFoVRaTC!zgpTWV0wgzv-1dHwhWoQ1bGS0DN9DIUnfzFuvmNIUDI
Dunno if you have to get a activator or something
Russian version is without censorship.
Hitlers face is open, but instead of swastika we have iron cross.
>>144643768
>hitler invaded czechoslovakia
what is this?
>>144643709
3DM is not scene anyway, who would use their shit
>Stuck at loading graphics
>>144643509
Looks like it's
>dlc001_german_historical_portraits
>>144643618
>giving your money to Johan just like that
what's your opinion on Thirty Years' War?
Does CODEX version has DLC? It doesn't say anything about Field Marshall edition.
>>144643754
It's to distract you while you download the password stealer virus
>>144643817
I'm just testing the battle plan system currentlybaby steps
>>144643815
Nobody has the swastika anyways.
>>144643748
>japan
>islam
oy vey
Who else here is snuggling up to Uncle Adolf?
>>144643817
he's going for the holocaust WR
>>144642251
>>144642948
>>144642801
t. Steamgruppe stirring up shit over a perfectly fine pastebin
>>144643870
>game is 985MB's
what
>>144643618
>supporting jews
>>144643894
>>144643748
>Ottomen
>buddhist
>>144643894
Yes it does have the DLCs
Is there any suggested units type of thing like HoI3 had?
i replaced the default fascist flag with a nazi one and ... it doesn't work? i thought it was supposed to be this simple?
>hit the torrent
>leave for a while to get some things down
>check back and see the download is finished
>i somehow downloaded Senran Kagura instead
>>144644060
Buddhist Croatia
>>144643694
You, retard, I'm a russki and yes a commie.
>>144643836
this
what's up with that?
>35 fps even when PAUSED
jesus christ paradox
>>144644041
Thanks famalam.
>That cringey as fuck launch trailer
Yes, because the US is definitely the world's only hope against a merged Soviet Union - Third Reich and Imperial Japan.
>>144641375
There are 2 steam_api
One with .dll at the end and one without
Delete the .dll one and add .dll to the one without.
Is a fascist Russia possible?
wtf I hate HPM now
>>144643836
>he downloaded the chink 3DM buttcoin miner
All is well goy.
>>144644060
>>144644135
topkek
I didnt even notice that before I shitposted about japan
I already hate the army movement system. I think I will just ignore this
>draw line
bullshit
>>144643915
Falangist Poland when?
>>144644227
They always have to play some epic music in the background but combine it with it a shitty context and narrator. Regardless paradrones will defend it.
>>144644272
Patently false, America hasn't declared war officially in decades.
>>144643748
>inner Sahara converted to christianism before the Cape of the Good Hope was even colonized
I JUST DOWNLOADED THE HOI4 TORRENT AND THIS HAPPENED WTFFFFFFFFF
FUCK YOU /GSG/
Playing 3DM HOI4. I got no censorship and I don't know if DLC works or not, how do I figure it out? Also haven't had any virus issue.
>>144644427
>"""""MILITARY INTERVENTION""""""
>>144644512
ayyy we tricked another one lads
>>144643748
>???
???
>>144644227
>Implying freedom won't always win
Spotted the dirty commie
WTF GUYS BOTH OF THESE TORRENTS ARE LIKE BARELY 1 GB
IT'S LIKE, FUCKING, 935MB OR 980MB FUCK
>>144644427
>war on terror
>war on drugs
HAIL HITLER
HAIL THE SILVER LEGION
>>144644227
Actually yeah
US was a fucking powerhouse by the end of WW2, alt history wouldn't be any different
>>144644512
You have to pay up
>>144644272
Really makes you think huh
>>144644427
the thing about tracking wars is that you either have to take into account every single military action and overstate it (like that picture), or only count official declarations of war and drastically understate it.
picture's retarded though
>>144644512
>internet explorer
>>144644512
>/v/ermin gets owned
>>144644512
>>144644567
>>144644634
>>144644642
GIB SHEKELS TO UNLOCK
>>144644512
>he used the chink torrent
>>144644512
Lad ..
>>144644673
You're the fucking faggot here for stealing games.
>>144644567
>>144644634
>>144644642
>>144644657
>replying to bait
>>144644603
>implying those are literal wars
>>144644512
Timestamp. I need proofs.
Listen here you memeing little shits, I found like 2 torrents already, they're both about 900 to 970 MB's
What the fuck is this?
Is this a virus or is this how the game is?
Fuck you respond cunts
>>144644640
>tfw your country is literally a zionist military state
i'm sorry senpai
So do you guys know what are the dimensions of the flags?
I'm a bit bussy at the moment but someone asked me to and I wouldn't mind making some flags for HoI4 one of these days.
>>144644642
it's probably just a screenshot from some tech support forum.
I hope you are all playing for the good of the British Empire.
>>144644808
Thats the size of the game retard
>>144644754
>he thinks I'm the one that posted that pic
>>144644637
Take Lithuania back and reform the commonwealth. Befriend Uncle Adolf and remove commie.
Is this one legit?
http://ittorrents.com/hearts-of-iron-iv-field-marshal-edition-3dm-t12727638.htmlp
>tfw I have to wait another 2 years for a great game
FUCK
>>144644854
BEADY
MEGA
LINK
WHERE
>>144644754
>he paid real life money for a stellaris tier "grand" "strategy" "game"
lol
how do I transfer this region to Austria?
>>144644975
>great
>>144644630
>He unironically thinks the US could beat Germany, the USSR, and Imperial Japan combined.
wew lad
interesting. i downloaded the chink torrent hoi4, but now every time i press right click on an empty surface, windows.exe stops working for 4 seconds.
but both avira and malwarebytes detect no virus...
>>144645021
>I hate Paradox but I still want to play their games!
lol
>>144644512
>he downloaded the 3DM version
Cucked
>>144645021
Me on the right
>>144644642
internet explorer is pretty good
>>144645052
>implying the patches and mods wont make this a great game
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=698699697
Shilling my mod here
No more anachronistic People's Republic of China in 1936!
so , guys, is HOI4 worth playing? Its good or not.
>>144645018
check the OP
>>144645163
(You)
>>144645201
Acknowledged.
>>144644630
The western allies couldn't even beat just the fucking russians in 1945, you're a retard.
>>144645194
>It also renames "People's Repu
great mod lad
So, is this game good?
https://mega.nz/#F!hZQjwLYT!R4I1K-2r-A0AFBXwja-jdg
For the germans who want to see their handsome fuhrer and the other leaders place this folder in /gfx/leaders/
I don't know who's jewing who anymore
So what do you have to do to start influencing your people to vote for a commie or fascist party?
Playing as Romania and dont want to be an allied democracy. Want to ally with Germany or SU.
>>144639884
disgusting hand shit wiper. leave.
>>144645035
Declare war on Italy with Austria as allied, win war and then transfer territory at the peace conference.
also
>that humorously big Ljubljana
kek
>>144645241
>there is nothing in the op
>>144645294
try posting the whole game next time lad
how do i zoom in and out with a broken scroll?
The Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact is why Hitler lost the war.
If you want to win the war then you best befriend the roach.
DO YOU HEAR ME, BOY?
>>144639863
>>144639863
>>144639863
Proper thread
>>144645294
But that's illegal anon
>Have to install halite again because you faggots are to lazy and unsocial to upload it like you are supposed to do
>>144645325
Do you appreciate superior British uniforms?
>>144645292
Good as in casual bullshit ?
Yeah
>>144645117
you dun goofed
>>144645319
There are focus paths that lead you to facist/commie
>>144645465
looks cheap desu, like a halloween costume
respect to mose and the BUF but still
>>144645279
Totally could have, russians didn't have jack fucking shit aside from infantry in 1945
Bombed to shit then gg
>>144644825
82x52
41x46
10x7
>>144645508
What makes this more casual than Hoi3
>>144645465
dem quads
>>144645628
I know this is bait, but there are seriously retarded people out there.
Wer ein Volk retten will kann nur heroisch denken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAkKmcFAOjkhttps://mega.nz/#F!1ElAhYQK!Ut2huUdmq92tUTPw1WgqLw
>>144644567
>>144644634
>>144644642
>>144644657
>>144644673
>>144644716
>>144644753
>>144644781
>>144645139
It literally says 2013 on the screenshot. Fucking retards...
I'm trying to learn how to play EUIV. I'm a pro at Vic II and HOI III. Where do I go to learn how to play EUIV?
>>144645117
>using a chink virus
Great game
>>144645642
What's with the three different sizes?
>>144645706
The fuck are infantry and artillery gonna do against air strikes?
>>144645465
>it is illegal to wear this in the UK
sad
Who here is playing without 3d models and with NATO counters to pretend that it has some of hoi3's complexity?
>>144645319
>Playing as Romania and dont want to be an allied democracy.
Don't worry, historically things start being fun in 1938. Perhaps there's scripted shit.
am i fucking stupid? what am i doing wrong
i replace the flag with same name, same dimensions, same file type, but not same filesize. why doesn't it work?
>>144645735
Just play it , eu4 is easy as fuck
>>144645753
I agree
>>144645715
it's time
>>144645821
yes
>>144645429
It's not completely optional.
>>144645726
>responding to bait responses to bait
>inb4 your post is bait
>>144645735
Watch these 15 hours of video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKbB9rXVk-I&list=PLUoTkKw8Mb8ZQp666F3ZdCkaeHQSxFG7x
http://www.strawpoll.me/10414616
http://www.strawpoll.me/10414616
http://www.strawpoll.me/10414616
http://www.strawpoll.me/10414616
http://www.strawpoll.me/10414616
http://www.strawpoll.me/10414616
>>144645753
>Fascist France has a cucked magical girl staff flag
REEEEE
How the fuck do I create an air wing? Jesus christ this UI sucks. I can't even find a window showing what I have stockpiled.
>Download HOI4
>Now have this
FUCK YOU FUCKING GRANDI SHITPOSTING MEMERS. I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT HOI4 NOW MY PC HAS MALWARE SHIT ALL OVER IT.
>>144645735
>there are people retarded enough to not know how to play a simple game
>>144645881
explain to a retard who has never modded any game in his life what the fuck he is doing wrong
>download 3DM torrent
>CPU's start going crazy while nothing is running
fucking chinks
>>144645978
it's like I'm back in 2003
>>144645628
>>144645784
The russians outnumbered the allies 2:1 in tanks and 4:1 in infantry in 1945
I'm going assume you were only pretending to be retarded.
THE KING LEFT NONE LIVING, NONE ABLE TO TELL
THE KING TOOK THEIR HEADS AND SENT THEM TO HELL
THEIR SCREAMS ECHOED LOUD IN THE PLACE OF THEIR DEATH
RIPPED OPEN THEY DIED. WITH THEIR FINAL BREATH.
THEY HAILED THE KING, THE KING OF KINGS
>use chink torrent
>computer shuts down and reboots with a background ad playing with no windows open
??????????????????????????????????
>download codex version off blackcats
>it doesn't work
How do nazi flag pls
>>144645975
>Jesus christ this UI sucks
Yes, but that's because everything is over simplified.
Literally select units and merge them into an 'air wing'.
As far as I know, they can't be renamed- which sucks.
>what I have stockpiled
Literally just look at the output page, it gives you stockpiled numbers.
Is the CODEX version good? Pls don't meme me /gsg/
>>144645978
What your pc has a screenshot you took from funny junk?
http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/5555609+_4b8cddb02cb7c1aa20c27bdb6df00715.jpg
Just completed the tutorial.
Now I don't know who to play as. I might actually just play as Shitaly since I always played as it in HoI3.
>>144646189
>Köksal baba
O memei yere bırak.
wtf is the number on this?
>>144646327
antivirus detected something in the file so I deleted it
>>144646327
It's great pls buy
>>144646327
Codex version is literally 3DM's crack applied to the American release. So you get an unblurred Hitler face.
>>144646293
>Yes, but that's because everything is over simplified.
It's the game itself oversimplified too? Is less complex than hoi3?
>Download 3DM torrent
>Monitor starts flickering
>Bonzi Buddy slowly begins to appear from the bottom of the screen
>My volume is suddenly maxed out and a distorted scream begins to play endlessly on loop as Bonzi Buddy juggles the coconuts
send help
>>144646293
What units? I have none. I just have stockpiled aircraft and nothing to do with them.
>>144645873
>perfect europe
>no Elsaß-Lothringen
>no Sudetenland
>no full Schleswig-Holstein
>etc
>>144645780
For the province and division flags.
>>144646327
>Pls don't meme me
Are you kidding? the people who post here would spew memes during their family's funeral- why would they treat you any different.
>>144645956
Modding the game will be necessary for the great fascist nation of France it seems, a shame.
However France can always go with England for a brighter future!
>>144640218
can i pirate it if i am a pedophile?
>>144644376
soon, very soon
>that song playing during the codex install
GIVE ME THE SONG NAME SO I CAN MEME WITH THIS AS GERMANY
>>144646403
the year I was born so pls celebrate
>>144643805
Anon I'm very grateful of you. Thanks a lot! This is EXACTLY what i was looking for. I thank you very much and all the German people will thank you to. I will use your contribution to free the German people from the unjust oppression by censorship and lead them to a greater Future of uncensored video games.
The Spirit of Hitler, no the Spirit of all German Nationalism shines upon you!
>>144646574
it would be extremely painful
Downloading Codex
How fucked am I?
>Hitler faded out in 3DM relase
why. Now I have to wait another hour to get the codex version
>>144646723
you're a big autist
>>144646735
>not downloading IGG
Anyone read this? Been p. good.
>>144646735
B& tier fucked
>>144646741
Place this in /gfx/leaders/
>>144646425
>>144646412
>>144646409
SO WHERE AM I GOING TO DOWNLOAD HOI4 IF YOU LOSERS ARE TELLING ME THAT ALL VERSIONS HAVE 50 BILLION VIRUSES
>3DM downloaded
>excited as fuck to play
>ads start playing in the backround of my desktop
FUCK YOU /GSG/ FUCK OFF
>>144646439
>Download 3DM torrent
>Monitor starts flickering
>Johan slowly begins to appear from the bottom of the screen
>My volume is suddenly maxed out and a distorted scream of begins to play endlessly on loop as Johan's smug face stares at me and slowly bounces of the edges of the screen.
>>144646595
Yay! Anon was born!
>>144646527
Is Mosley even available?
Kill Germany
Marry UK
Fuck France
>>144646860
you're supposed to buy it.
>>144646821
>Antony Beevor
Reading it for what? Entertainment? Sure- I guess.
I certainly wouldn't refer to it as a book for historical accuracy though.
>>144646860
BUY IT GOYIM!
>>144646852
https://mega.nz/#F!hZQjwLYT!R4I1K-2r-A0AFBXwja-jdg
any news on the nazi flag mod
>>144646920
Marry France
Fuck Germany
Kill UK
Anybody got a MEGA link of the CODEX release yet?
can someone please tell me how moving troops via transports works, I have enough convoys but it won't assign them to it
Is anyones game crashing when you select where to deploy a unit
>too scared to download Codex torrent
>value computer too much
Well back to HOI3
>>144646580
>>144644376
Well that was piss easy
>>144646898
Mosley is indeed one of the leaders for the United Kingdom that you can use if you turn fascist.
Bring the light of the Empire to the world fellow Anon!
>>144646176
>doesnt realize that soviet "armies" were nothing more than slightly fatter corps
>>144646920
Kill France and UK
Marry Germany
Fuck Germany
>download the chink torrent
>computer makes a sound then shuts off
>reboot in safe mode
>johan is my desktop wallpaper
>all of the sudden hear a crackling from my speakers
>no sound
>10 seconds later hear a laugh
>through my panic and fear I can hear the wispier of jews
>>144646991
Is this absolutely everything that was censored? I want a 100% (relatively) uncucked version.
>>144647009
wasn't kim dotcom killed by the FBI or something?
>>144646920
Marry France to Germany and UK.
Kill USA.
>>144647143
Just extradited
DO NOT GET THE DIRE STRAITS MEGA VERSION IT HAS THE NAZI FACES BLACKED OUT AND THE DLC DOESNT' WORK
MOD REQUEST
1) Disable color gradient around borders
2) Flatter map
>>144646920
>>144647000
>cheating
>>144647069
Or you can not be a welfare recipient and buy it.
It is very easy to turn fascist as Poland.
Perhaps even too easy.
How do i put shit under ai control
>>144647084
And that's relevant how? The soviets still had twice the tanks and four times the infantry.
I just wanna sell rubber to the world as Brazil with the millions of slaves in the Amazons, can I do that?
>>144647078
Beautiful.
How ?
So how do I go about making Britain fascist?
Such a shit thumbnail HoI4 has.
>>144646865
happened to me too what do I do?
>>144647119
The flag is still censored but there are many swastika mods in the workshop. And there is some dlc which germans are not supposed to have..
>>144647347
Assign a Fascist Demagogue minister then follow the national focus path to *go right*
>>144647265
I have the money but i have bought TW and Stellaris both on release like a retard.
Cant justify another £40 purchase
>>144647331
And zero air superiority
>>144647456
unistall.exe
>>144645735
I wanted to annex Byzantium but could only make them and Athens puppets
Is this what constitutes 'fun' in EUIVland?
Can someone upload the proper .tga flag? No matter how I save it in photoshop, it doesn't work
>>144647460
which dlc?
>Historical German Portraits is a literal DLC
>>144647069
If it was a virus then no one would be downloading it.
>>144647047
please help
>play Japan
>USSR and Germany both send hordes of volunteers to fight for China
r u 4 real?
>>144647530
EU4 has too many anti blobbing stuff now
Downloading the CODEX version guys, wish me luck.
>codex version has the dindu hitler
FUCK
>>144647389
Well its the leader of the allies so unless you can dismantle a core faction it's gonna be hard
What am i supposed to research from the clusterfuck of technologies
>>144647538
I am yet to find out.
YOU WERE THE GREATEST POWER ON EARTH FIFTY YEARS AGO, AND STILL CAN BE!
WHY DO I SAY, 'YOU STILL CAN BE'?
BECAUSE, MY FRIENDS, I KNOW YOU! I KNOW THE BRITISH PEOPLE! WE THE BRITISH HAVE PUT OUR EFFORT, OUR ENERGY OF VALOR, OF HEROISM, UNEQUALED IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND!
AND I CLAIM THAT IN THE RANKS OF OUR BLACKSHIRT LEGIONS MARCH THE MIGHTY GHOSTS OF ENGLAND'S PAST AND THEIR STRONG ARMS AROUND US AND THEIR VOICES ECHO DOWN THE AGES SAYING, "ONWARD!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1ZmYiKeRY
>>144647268
It is easy for everyone you just need a fascist demagogue and thats it.
>>144647620
Chinks are our friends nipfag
>>144647460
>- The German version lacks a certain DLC component which results in the following:
>1) a bunch of prominent nazis is displayed as dark silhouettes instead of a colored portrait.
>2) some speeches in events are different
>3) SS generals have no skulls on their caps
>4) event pictures with hitler and stuff from point 1 are different
The portraits aren't enough. Fuck the 3dm version.
>>144647530
You're supposed to annex Constantinople, release the Peloponnese and vassalize it, then vassalize Athens and diplo-annex them both.
>>144647389
Use national focuses to align the Great British nation to fascism, you can also pick political leaders who have a fascist leaning to become more fascist quicker.
Then when you have over 50% support you can become Fascist!
>>144647516
>And zero air superiority
That's blatantly untrue
>>144647645
Place this in /gfx/leaders 'GER' folder
>>144646991
>download codex version
>it wont launch
>>144647576
not technically correct as many would download it to begin with
>>144647760
easy m8 I just started playing this crap two hours ago
>>144647795
God bless Britannia
Fuck, why is it so laggy?
Really feel like hoi 3 again, always suspicious with 4chan but can i trust the mega?
>>144647848
>Buy the game on steam
>It works perfectly
Kys NEETscum
>>144640470
doing this makes the dlc tab innaccessible.
>>144647736
The 3dm version has those files though, it's the codex version which doesn't..
>>144641419
i cry every time lads
guys what is fascism?
Does the IGG version have censored Nazis?
>>144647984
a meme
>>144647736
I have all the Portraits now but i still need the speeches.
Can anyone provide? I will make an uncut mod if able.
guys what is a oob?
Why is it so fucking laggy?
>>144647876
I know it's pretty gamey. Wiz realizes how OP the Ottomans and France are so he put in stuff like this.
>>144647967
I just got the 3dm version and it has the faded Hitler.
guys what is 1488?
>>144647696
>this man was ranked as the worst Briton of the 20th century by the BBC
Unfair
>>144647795
What national focuses align the Brits with fascism?
>>144648065
order of battle or ORBAT if british
>>144647946
go to cs.rin.ru and download the megalink rezmar sent. That dude runs all the paradox games on cs.rin.ru you can trust him.
>>144648198
The field marshal edition?
>>144648273
Not him but I did that and the Nazi portraits are blacked, no way to get the DLC working either
guys what is the marginot line?
>>144647984
t. Hitler
>>144648216
he is tho
>>144648329
Yes. Are there two 3dm torrents?
>>144647984
meme ideology
>>144648214
It's a dystopian novel like 1984
fun fact: 1984 was heavily inspired by 1488
>Spanish civil war
wew
guys ive just spotted this thing called alps and i cant annex suwitserland because of them do this even exist?
>>144648364
*margarine line
>>144648384
BBC Worshipper please go
>>144648384
No its just PC garbage because he was a fascist and fascism = evil in normies eyes
>>144648531
He would have lead this country to ruin you blind fuck
I got the dlc for the Germans too, Extract it and place it in dlc folder.
https://mega.nz/#!wVwVEJLR!kCuHUlwAx2uR2QRzL_6ALroCtEb26Jqb3JYXGjyIupU
>>144645780
Hey AFPG could you make a religious symbol for Alawites? I can't make anything decent myself
If you want to make one, the symbo l has to fit in a 32x32 space
I was thinking editing the Shia symbol. but I couldn't make anything good.
guys how do i fug you're mum?
>>144648627
>implying it isn't ruined right now
MUSLIM
MAYOR
im honestly quite impressed with Hoi4 it definetly needs some AI polish though
>>144647984
Literally anything you want it to be.
>>144648696
Sure, I can, though, and I'm no expert mind you, do you think Alawites are different enough from Shia to warrant being separate?
I'll do it anyway though.
>>144648757
>$5.99 for AI fixes
PARADOX
If the Spanish Civil War happened 10 years sooner, would Nationalist/Republican Spain join WW2?
Thinking of getting HoI3 since it will probably be going on sale soon, never played a HoI game before. Are there any DLCs I should get besides the ones listed in the OP image?
>>144648627
KEK the country IS in ruin you numpty
>>144646453
I feel like a fucking retard but i can't get the replacement to work at all.
This is literally stopping me from playing the game
Why is everything blue? It's fucking gross, when are modders going to fix this shit.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU USE YOUR AIR FORCE IN HOI4
navy and air force are the easy part
>>144648757
So far I feel like the game is a ton of contradictions.
Aesthetically, there's a lot of things to like about it, and also a hell of a lot of things to hate about it.
The game somehow manages to be extremely simplified and dumbed down while also being needlessly obtuse and complicated.
The OST is pretty awesome, though. Had no idea any of these wartimey bong songs existed.
>no way to set anything under ai control
shitty game desu
>>144649014
they're flying over the map :^)
guys how do we kick the /v/edditors back to their shithole?
>>144646821
I have. Its a great book tbqh. Took me a couple of weeks to read it.
torrent link ?
>>144648819
I wanted to make the middle east a little more diverse, and Alawites are very distinct from the surrounding religions, but I can always remove them if it gets too much bloat.
I was thinking of using the shia symbol but replacing the normal sword with something like this, but when I tried to make it it looked stupid
>>144649082
theres not need as everything is easy to control even in mass
>>144649140
By inviting steamgruppe
>>144649057
>simplified but also complicated
thats what i like about this game
Its like the transition from Vicky 1 to 2
yes vicky 1 was complicated and vicky 2 simplified it but it also added more mechanics to make allow it to be more complicated
>>144649130
How the fuck do you manage it
JAPAN DID LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG
THE CHINESE AREN'T EVEN HUMAN
>>144647078
that's unmodded? nice.
how did you get the 3dm torrent? its not on their site
How does trading work? I'm just using factories to magically receive resources? I don't understand.
>>144647078
>fascist in a year
Fucking paradox
>>144649397
Are you denying their war crimes or justifying them?
>>144649178
I was actually going to use that sword.
Pic related, maybe I can even include a star and crescent. What do you think? I made the blade golden but maybe it's better white?
>>144648915
>>144648915
>happened 10 years sooner
That doesn't make any sense. anon, in 1924 Spain was under de Primavera's dictatorship, not a Republic.
The only certitude is that Spain would join the Comintern if the PCE became it's leading force.
>>144649329
Click on the base and assign missions to the wings.
Ireland finally free
I have transport ships researched but I can't seem to build them, anyone know why I can't build them?
has anybody gotten the codex version to work?
>>144649521
The world embraces Eternal Fascism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASdk04vlLSg
are 24 divisions enough to invade china
>Download 3DM torrent
>Monitor starts flickering
>Podcat slowly begins to appear from the bottom of the screen
>My volume is suddenly maxed out and a distorted scream of the abyss begins to play endlessly on loop as Podcat smug tank face stares at me and slowly bounces off the edges of the screen.
>Reboot PC and start HOI4
>tfw the chinese botnet installed the dark portraits
Anyone else has this?
Anyway to scale down the UI? it too damn large, especially the battle planner.
I'm sure you guys are bored anyway so please answer these few retarded questions about mostly EUIV (inb4 my problem is that i'm playing EUIV)
>Is there any historical accuracy in expended timeline mod? (meaning, will Scandinavia turn christian, will Visigoths expand, will Russians dominate in the east etc)
>How do i increase development when i don't have the DLC?
>What is DDRJake's accent?
>Are there any estates or trade companies without DLC? I keep seeing mentions about them in game.
>>144649140
mass CP spam
functioning torrent when
100K LOSSES
BRITBONGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>144649738
The person doing this video sounds fat.
>>144649795
Who are you quoting?
>>144649631
It's working, but I still keep getting dark hitler and pals
>>144649568
I like it, if you add in a crescent (and maybe a star if it's justified) then it would be perfect
White might be better though. what does it look like?
>>144649631
whats wrong with it?
>>144649749
Who are you quoting?
>>144649738
>tfw the face of fascism is ruined forever due to stormfront and /pol/ tier edginess.
>>144649140
>muh sekrit club
Anyone else have the ingame browser/wiki not working for them? I downloaded the skidrow torrent.
>>144649887
Like this. I'll see about the crescent. What colour should it be?
>>144649838
>Bob Mathews
>Fat
>The government's agents surrounded Mathews in a house near Freeland, Washington on Whidbey Island on December 7, 1984. Mathews refused to come out and negotiations continued until December 8, when Mathews refused to talk anymore. The FBI then fired dozens of smoke grenades and a stun grenade into the house in an attempt to force Mathews out, but were thwarted by his use of a gas mask. Mathews opened fire on several agents who attempted to enter the house, and a long standoff began. When a helicopter appeared at nightfall, Mathews opened fire on it from an upstairs window (the helicopter's crew was unhurt) and then once again exchanged gunfire with federal agents. An FBI agent then fired three M-79 Starburst flares inside the house, setting off a box of hand grenades and a stockpile of ammunition. Mathews continued to fire an assault rifle at agents as the house burned, but then suddenly stopped. After the wreckage had cooled enough to be searched, agents found the burned remains of 31-year-old Mathews' body next to a charred bathtub, pistol still in hand. An autopsy concluded that Mathews had died from a combination of burns and smoke inhalation. His "Bruders Schweigen" medallion, which Mathews always wore, was found melted into his chest cavity.
>>144649864
fuck off newfag
>>144649795
Who are you quoting?
>>144649749
Who are you quoting?
>>144647957
Who are you quoting?
>>144649082
Who are you quoting?
>>144649998
Who are you quoting?
>>144650014
Who are you quoting?
>>144649834
Nice cheating
>>144650084
t. /r/4chan
>>144649892
It just crashes as soon as i try to start it. I don't even get the launcher
>>144649795
Incredibly ahistorical. West/East Rome often die long before they did in reality, there will always be a gigantic muslim blob, if france forms then it will conquer all of europe and keep expanding, hindustan likes to form, etc.
pirate the dlc
who cares
pirate the dlc
>>144650082
Who are you quoting?
>>144649795
DDRJake has a Scottish accent.
>>144649887
>>144650072
Now I'll actually include it!
Anyone else have laggy as fuck game?
>>144649795
>historical accuracy
>EUIV
Pick one
>First game
>Play Hue Hue Hue
>Dunno what i'm doing
>1941
>Invade occupied France on my own
>Liberate Paris
>HUEHUEHUE
>>144650168
t. summer
>>144650304
Who are you quoting?
>>144646821
>Anthony beevor
>Anthony
>beevor
>>144650089
>>144650234
>>144650405
Who are you quoting?
>>144649795
>>Is there any historical accuracy in expended timeline mod? (meaning, will Scandinavia turn christian, will Visigoths expand, will Russians dominate in the east etc)
No, it will turn into a fucking blobfest of nigger proportions
>>How do i increase development when i don't have the DLC?
Just pirate them
>>What is DDRJake's accent?
Scottish
>>Are there any estates or trade companies without DLC? I keep seeing mentions about them in game.
No idea
>>144650089
Huh? I'm not that guy.
>>144650091
>cheating
literally just invaded N.I. and only resistance was in Belfast and they could ucked
>>144639676
Any good tips for playing Distant Worlds
Kaiserreich in HoI4
MAKE IT FUCKING HAPPEN
>>144650350
>>144650458
>>144650519
Who are you quoting?
>>144650221
>pirate the dlc
I have the original game bought though, will it cope?
Also the development keeps changing constantly in the game, there has to be way to affect it
>>144650264
I like the white better
Try to add the shia crescent, it can be smaller if you want it to be. The star is up to you, it if makes it too crowded, don't use it
ID HAPPEND!
ID HAPPEND!
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=698731211&searchtext=
Get it while its still hot!
On early videos I saw a screen where you could see your current estimates of another nations factory and troop numbers, how do I get to that?
>>144650350
bom rapaz
>>144649738
>using the wrong hand
triggered
To uncensor the codex/3dm versions make sure you delete the old steam_api.dll file instead of renaming it to .old or whatever.
>>144650372
t. /b/
>Download 3DM torrent
>Monitor starts flickering
>Wiz slowly begins to appear from the bottom of the screen
>My volume is suddenly maxed out and a synthetized scream begins to play endlessly on loop as Wiz's smug face stares at me and slowly bounces off the edges of the screen.
>'Realism is not a meaningful argument' playing endlessly in a robotic voice
>Jake's Buthan WC added as the default start of the game.
>mfw the botnet reported my IP to the government for tampering with the german portraits
>>144650639
Actually, I came up with something different. Instead of the crescent I added an Alawite sun, which was used in the flag of the Alawite State.
If you think it's unfitting, I could try a crescent instead, but I think it looks good and unique.
>>144650683
Who are you quoting?
>>144650607
grab the shit from the archive
>>144650573
We get it you fucking sperg
Fuck off already
>>144650691
Oh, and it will make the dlc work also.
>>144649998
As if they weren't edgelords to begin with
>>144650532
uninstall.exe
Can you play as anarchists or arm your whole populace a-la USA in HOI4?
>>144650681
Hues avante
>https://kat.cr/hearts-of-iron-iv-field-marshal-edition-t12727652.html
Is this version ok?
>>144650089
>>144650234
>>144650405
>>144650459
>>144650573
>>144650783
>Who are you quoting?
air mapmode is fucking impossible to see clearly outside of lush green areas
>>144649998
>implying edginess is bad
MODERATES OUT NOW
>>144650768
>>144650879
Who are you quoting?
>>144650885
(You) shitposter
>All these shitty NEETscum pirates spending hours trying to find a working version
>Tfw I've already invaded Russia and liberated it for the Fatherland
>>144650014
This mentality is the reason why 4chan as a whole is such a shithole.
how do i get the 3dm version to work?
I have literally no idea what those fucking arrows and fronts are and what the actual fuck is happening when the units start moving, and I have 1.5k hours in HOI3.
Is this shit supposed to "casualize" the game?
>>144650879
no get the codex one
where tf is my army experience panel?
>>144650852
No Syndicalism is the only leftist ideology allowed on /gsg/
>this entire thread
>>144651035
Why?
>>144650770
I like it. Could you make one with the crescent too? I want to look at both before deciding.
>civil war for Garda si Capitanul
J U S T
>>144650993
WHO ARE YOU QUOTING??
>>144650691
>>144650830
Codex doesn't seem to have two steam_api
ALRIGHT LISTEN UP FELLOW KRAUTFAGS
I JUST CHECKED AND THE HISTORICAL GERMAN PORTRAITS DLC WON'T EVEN WORK WITH THE GERMAN VERSION.
IN FACT NONE OF THE INTERNATIONAL DLC WORKS WITH THE GERMAN VERSION.
That or you need an activator.
>>144650532
>>144650834
Please
>>144650350
>Spam civilian factories for first year
>Spam military factories from then on
>Annex Argentina
>Attach artillery to infantry
>Build fucking Vickers 6 tons
>Hueberate the world
>>144651148
Who are you quoting
>game doesnt let me do naval invasion plans
what the fuck
>>144651210
Who are you quoting?
Does draw offensive line even work? I draw one, I order the execution, but either the units don't move, or they make the frontline all weird
Is there any point in buying anything other than the basic version of the game?
I'm playing the pirated version, but I want access to the steam workshop shit.
>>144651252
Who are you quoting?
>>144650950
>he fell for the edge meme
>>144649834
CHEATER
>>144651304
taydolf swiftler
>>144651365
>I'm playing the pirated version
nice job pedo
>>144651401
Who are you quoting?
>His design philosophy is "to create believable worlds."
>>144651096
Well, this is one possibility with the crescent. What do you think?
>Download 3DM torrent
>Monitor starts flickering
>Cobra slowly begins to appear from the bottom of the screen
>My volume is suddenly maxed out and a distorted scream begins to play endlessly on loop as Cobra's Radical Yugoslavia stares at me and slowly bounces off the edges of the screen.
>Reboot PC
>mfw all archives are deleted and changed with waggles and links to the waggle pastebin
>>144651312
It foes
>i5 processor
>8gb ram
>r9 270x gpu
...
>cpu temperatures reach 75c
gg paradox.
>y-your thermal paste probably s-sucks
i've been playing way more demanding games and the max i get is 60c.
>>144651676
Get a better pc
>>144651472
>neo-Ottoman Empire
God fucking dammit where is the 'acceptable names' mod already
Congratulations Paradox, you literally can't get Transnistria in its historical form, as you can only own entire states.
>>144651554
I like that one a bit more, thanks for everything!
>>144651821
>who are you quoting?
>>144651969
You're welcome, though make sure it looks good in-game. I'm dubious about wether I should have made the golden more brighter. Beige may look invisible against the ingame screen.
>>144652073
Fuck off back to >>>/jp/.
How the fuck does this game even work? I got absolutely no clue.
>>144651676
I once melted my CPU by giving Houdini 3 (Chess engine) free reign. It was a computer I didn't really use though, otherwise I'd be more careful
How the hell do I build air crafts and shit ? The UI is absolute dog shit and the tutorial is a joke
10 minutes into the game, lads. How long till the learning curve is done?
>>144653253
For someone like you who can't even find the correct thread... 10 more minutes.
>>144653253
after you've played the tutorial, lad
>>144647463
I have a fascist demagogue but where is the national focus path? When I click on the national focus tab I can't find anything there
so the game is good or not
>>144654306
It looks great and the controls are great I think, but I haven't gotten into it yet so I don't know.
>>144654306
Purchase it and find out for yourself!
ck2, if a foreign lad claims my throne who is also my relative, will I play as him or I have I lost the game?
>>144651178
Its like not even trueman.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=698731211&searchtext=
>Blob into all of China as Japan
>Realise I gained nothing from this
>Turn game off
>Shit this post onto /gsg/
>Go to sleep
Wew lad thanks johan
shit really hit the fan.