/utg/ - Undertale General
- Home
- Board: /vg/ - Video Game Generals
- Reading: /utg/ - Undertale General
Goatdad is disappoint edition.
Previous timeline: >>144522379
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/QKYUQFbe
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Famgamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
nth for well you know by this point
Nth for Omega.
>>144541949
tf, honestly i'd say like a slime creature, kinda like a ditto!
>>144541960
god damnit
>>144542000alphysjokes aside holy shit i dont know what to... like the blob from that one horror film? a ball of filthy fluff? with feet? like some really fucked up kirby enemy
nth for just wanting an anon to cuddle you to sleep at night
x for Gerson is best
First for asrielle chan
>you will never get in trouble with chara and asriel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI__MU7T_fw
The remake is looking pretty good!
So is that So Sorry x Papyrus doujinshi out yet
Repostin' OC.
I only remembered that Papyrus already has a computer after finishing this. Maybe it's a birthday present from after they get to the surface.
xth for luring demons into traps.
Have any of you ever gotten banned before?
>>144542184
Very good.
Not entirely to my taste due to overly round snout, but very good.
>>144542271
my heart belongs to the dad but I would date the turtle desu
xth forcutting yourself with the help ofFlowey
>>144542304
cute
i love your art. I didn't know you still did undertale stuff.
>>144542359
For?
>>144542359
Yes, for posting a leg. I GOT BANNED FOR 3 FUCKING DAYS!
Void!
>>144542359
never
i'm a good boy
xth for flowey
>>144542412
>not taking two dads
Nth for sans
>>144542359
On /v/ for starting a flame war
>>144542341
That's an oddly long calf.
>>144542359
Often.
I like to shitpost.
>>144542243
>forever doomed to body dysphoria
>always switching my form to something more and more autistic as time passes
>eventually killed off in pity
fits
>>144542359
I posted an unboxing thread on /k/ when my Seadragon came in
bans for off-topic here and there too
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
>>144542341
Candy is great, what are you talking about?
>>144542359
I don't know exactly how it works because I'm an idiot, but I share the IP or something with the rest of the dorm. About a year ago some fucko decided it would be fun to post cheese pizza on /b/ and we all suffered the consequences.
>>144542359
From here, it was for posting that entire BLUH page uncensored (I somehow forgot he was sucking a dick)
I've been temp-banned on other boards for other things. I think the weirdest was posting a shitty version of a character as a pony as a joke (apparently anything relating to MLP is a bannable offense outside of /mlp/, who would've known)
>>144542359
Yes, for one ambiguously erotic picture.
Never for the obviously erotic stuff though.
I dare you to say you wouldn't
>>144542750
>seadragon
You got an oversized rocket?
>>144542841
i wouldn't
what do I win
>>144542359
I got banned for posting a "Steven is Mpreg with Lars' baby" picture on the Steven universe general.
Tem Flakes.
>>144542775
Putting fly paper on the floor next to the bathroom so the baby spider gets stuck and falls over on her butt and webs her pants and is stuck there and cries!
>>144542775
Candy is fucking amazingunlike Muffet the demon.
>captcha: cookies
>>144542359
yea
apparently ensayne's toriel is too far removed from the original
>>144542841
>normal Sans constantly fucked by random humans without consent
>edgy Sans fucking random humans without consentlike pottery
>>144542904
more pictures!
>>144542841
Why is this so low quality?
>>144542883
Bad Dragon brand Seadragon
>>144542841
I know you are just baiting for (You)s, so heres one for the road.
>responding at all
>>144543124
Ah, an oversized rocket.
>>144542359
Banned from /pol/ for a day.
For derailing a thread, a shitty one that was derailed already.
>>144542441
For anything.
>>144542496
4 real?
>>144542640
Huh.
>>144542730
GG no re.
>>144542750
I don't get how that was ban worthy.
>>144542775
Did you find out who did it?
>>144542779
Wow, Anon. That's sure is something
>Who would've known
People who read the rules?
>>144542835
Flowey is not for sexual.
>>144542942
Holy shit.
>>144543259
small Bad Dragon brand Seadragon
>>144542359
I got banned for posting a picture of someone's underage steam profile.
>>144542775
Forgot to include image.
>>144542973
Long time no see, bullyposter. NOW STOP THAT.
Having a bottle of fly paper solvent ready at all times!
>>144542996
>Candy is fucking amazing
Yeah!
>unlike Muffet the demon.
AAAAAAARGH.
>>144543272
>Did you find out who did it?
Nope.
>>144543272
>People who read the rules?
Nah, who does that anymore.
In my defense, I think this was when /mlp/ was a new board.
>>144542775
The IP at my old job was banned because someone posted SU porn on /co/ once. It was kinda funny.
>>144543105
Why are human skelebros always niggers?
>>144542017
Thx for the edition
Have a dad
>>144543528
One is lazy
One is loud and obnoxious
it just comes together
>>144543304
That would be nice.For Asriel to really want to eat you, I mean.
>>144543612
>>144543528and they cuck goats and fandoms
>>144543304
>filename
>>144543406
Well good job.
>>144543413
Aw too bad. At least that's over.
>>144543456
Ehh that's fair.
>Posting SU porn
Ho-ho-holy shit.
What kind of shenanigans are they getting into this time?
>Playing video games
>Spend too much time away from /utg/
>Get anxious and feel left out and like I need to come back right away
>>144543731
I just realized something
>Sans is black
>fucks goats (Tori)
He's a muslim
>>144543892
>Well good job.
They banned me for being underage, when it clearly wasn't mine.
>>144543952
Oh you poor little autist. I've known that feeling before.
>>144543952
You are not missing out on anything.
>>144543994
Oh. Did you file an appeal?
>>144543952
>leave /utg/ for months
>feel nothing
I don't get it
>>144544037;__;
>>144544062
Yeah, that's how I'm talking now.
The ban was till like June 20th.
Somehow the mod was unable to see the "Send Friend Request" button on the dudes page.
>roommate starts screaming and yelling for help
>turns out a giant cockroach had crawled into her backpack and she need me to get it out and kill it
people are wusses, also dad
>>144544271
how did a whole turkish man fit in a backpack
Marrying Chara!
>>144544356
lots of lube
>>144544381
>no chara husband
life is pain
>>144544204
Dafuq u lookin at, son?
>>144544462
>no Frisk husband
>while you are the wife
sad
>>144544462
I thought you wanted a Frisk gf
Or was that a different anon?
>>144544204
Humantale?
More like Mulantale.
>>144543413
God, this is too easy.
Here's an idea.Waiting with friends until Muffet walks into class!
Pelting her with crosses and bibles!
Muffet running out of the room with bruises and a couple of black eyes!
Muffet needing medical attentionbut never getting it!
This isn't my forte.
>>144544661
Many anons want many positions in that picture
>>144544204
Not this again.
>MTT
>Black
>Trans
I fucking hate Dumblr
>>144544204
How come all of them except asgore and chara are niggers?and why are they all fucking butt-ugly?
>>144544782
All of them are fine by me desu.
>>144544887
because chara and asgore are evil, and whites are evil. fits perfectly.
>>144544887
Asgore killed kids
Chara is a cunt who appears at the end of the game for a jumpscare and fucks up your game
They're evil
Of course they must be white
We're talking about Tumblr
dogs of future past updated
> frisk is dog
> flowey is dog
> dog is dog
> too much dog
>>144544863
Not to mention he looks butt ugly even though his whole thing is being "absolutely beautiful".
>>144544204
At least Gaster is sparred
>>144545028
>>144545016
But Asgore is also both Trans AND gay so shouldn't he be like jesus to Tumblr?
>>144544863
mettaton being black isn't so bad actually, considering Prince and Michael Jackson
>>144545146
Gaster is there though?
>>144545184
He cannot
He's white
>>144544745
No! Not you too! Do not bully!
>that second spoiler
TOO FAR
Taking the spider to the nurse!
The nurse applying magic healing powder!
>>144545146
check again friend
>>144545236
Oh fuck now I see it
Goddamnit
>>144545184
no because he's a man and he's white.
I love posters.
>>144545480
Same here bro
>>144545480
this is really nice
proper character representation, proper character placement, nice art
>>144545480
Even me?
>>144545195
The artist still made them butt ugly.
Besides his EX form was based on Alphys' animes where blacks are rarely seen so he's probably supposed to be white.
>>144545606
oh I'm not defending that artist, I'm just saying I wouldn't mind a proper black Mettaton
>>144545606
MJ was also white.
>>144545480
best part of this picture is that chara is absent
thank god
>>144542841
Why is this just an alternative version of caliborn?
>>144545597Those flowers grow on chara's grave, you know. So she is there, kinda.
>>144545832
Chara is Frisk's stand.
Did you not play the game or something?
>>144545770
Yeah me neither.
>>144545793
Well I never said anything about MJ.
>>144545319
>TOO FAR
NOTHING IS TOO FAR FOR DEMONS.Waiting until Muffet heals!
Repeating the process until she stops showing up!
Finding where she lives!
Throw bibles and crosses through her window!
Aiming for her headso it gives her a concussion or some other sort of head trauma!
I shouldn't be laughing, this is too fucking easy.
>>144545589
My favorite AU
>>144545832
Worst part is that Gaster is present as if he were an actual character.
>>144545906
I'm just glad your shitty loli demon waifu isn't in the picture, makes me laugh desu
>>144545089
I wonder how badly Alphys is gonna get beat up by Sans and Toriel by the end of this.
>>144545924
>That Sans
>>144546080
>the sans
>not the alphys whith half her head cut off
>>144545998
Yeah that is a bad part, Gaster is pretty shitty.
>>144545989
i like undynefelltale more
>>144546032
Her girlfriend would protect her.
>>144545901The joke was he meant poster like art, but I meant posters like us.
>>144546174
Why is that Froggit purple?
>>144545832
No, chara's there, see?
>>144545963The head concussion makes Muffet into the new God of War via Kratos style,she goes on a vicious killing spree that would make Chara proud, she kill all of those who threw bibles and crosses at her, then goes about destroying any in her way.
>>144546032
frisk's SAVE point is placed just when sans and toriel stumble in so unless something goes horribly wrong he and flowey will be the ones getting called on the carpet
>>144546272
Yeah, s/he's chilling
Taking a break from being Frisk's stand
>>144546213Oh, i see. I thought that it was some impersonation bullshit.
>>144546316
Sounds like your usual demon doing demon's work.
>>144546407
Why does that dead Chara have to look so cozy?
>>144545963
Why? Why are you doing this?Getting the spider some exoskeleton hardening cream!
The spider showing up to school the next day!
The bullies preparing to throw things at her!
The spider is not fazed!
They throw the things!
The spider does not even flinch!
The spider going about her day without worrying about anything!
>>144546174
But Sans is so badass and awesome that even she is too afraid to stop him when we get the scene where he very badassly hits Alphys to a wall by her throat while his eye explodes and he asks "where is the kiddo"
>there's a dogsong Osu! chart
>pic related
>>144542438
It's the first Pap I've drawn in a million years, just felt like going back to it. Don't have many ideas though.
>>144546160
Now this just disgusts me
>>144546576
But when are they gonna fuck?
>>144546552
It's comfy.
Not as fun as being Frisk's stand tho
>>144546552
Death is comfy
>>144546613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xtk9MTS0c
>>144546407
You know, the actual body of Chara would be much more horrific, I mean they had the preservation wrappings removed, and had their body moved from the coffin all the way through different areas of the underground hot and cold, then just buried underneath the ground and had flowers planted on top of them.
>>144544204
>that MTT
Wow he's ugly.just like real trans people
>>144547024
I don't think that's the actual body of Chara, it's just the spirit resting where the body was. After all, it was ~100 years since Chara died at the start of Undertale.
here're some fresh, if a bit eccentric momshttp://imgur.com/a/gNhLw
gotta say, i do like the 2nd and 5th ones
>>144547195
>generic furry shit
>>144546569
This is too much fun.Buying several bottles of bug spray after class!
Waiting until she comes back to school!
Spraying her eyes with all the bottles as she walks into class!
Watching her panic and run into walls blindly!
Doing it again after she stops panicking!
>>144546316
Then she becomes a greater daemon of Khorne! Then gets skullfucked by the Grey Knights in a codex by Matt Ward!
>>144547195
These are really nice, thanks anon!
>"Well, you're done. Guess that means game over."
>"Yeah, you finally get to go home now. I mean, isn't that what you wanted?"
>"What? You seem disappointed."
>"Oh, you really thought you would be able to SAVE them? I'm not sure you understand."
>"They were both scum anyway. You think they deserve to live? Do you?"
>"If you don't understand the point of this, why should we tell you?"
>"Yeah, I think we've wasted enough time with you."
>"Your move, creep!"
>>144547262
like i said, eccentricreminds me of final fantasy more than anything, especially the first one
>>144547152
But still, hanging out where your old corpse is would not be a comfy experience.
>>144547332
She'll just come back from the dead, not even the afterlife can contain her at this point. Your best bet is to run.
>>144546801
After he gets his info he judges Alphys as too rotten for endangering the kiddo, the one and only precious thing to him, and then he shoves her to the floor and then inserts as she screams and cries (but secretly enjoys, Sans knows) and dies there on the floor after dusting internally for two days, and after Toriel tells her off even Undyne has to accept that Sans knows best
Hey folks.
>>144546278
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
>>144547195
Why is the second one eating her ear?
>>144547489
Can't account for personal taste. Besides, that flower patch seems like a nice spot in the Underground. There even seems to be a little sunlight coming through the hole to the surface. And few people come to disturb him/her there.
>>144547489
Not my problem since she got banished for 1000 years. Not even Daemon Primarchs can bypass that rule of the Warp.
>>144547636
think its supposed to be like she's nibbling on a bit of her hairbecause she's really enjoying your hot date with her
>>144547314
Please! Stop!
Getting the spider protective contact lenses!
>>144547332
You too! How dare you claim she is a demon! Just look at her!
>>144547785
I love that spider! Protect her from bullying!!
>>144547614
Hello love
>>144547314
Muffet may not be my favorite either but bullyposting like that just makes everyone uncomfortable.
So I still propose that we merge with another dying general of a dead game.
>>144547949
>fetish
>an implication that this is not the standard for sexy and thinking otherwise is not the fetish
i am headshaking and a family
>>144547314
*Protect the spider
>>144547614
>another botposter showed up
I was getting scared that I was alone for a second.
Oh shit who's ready
>>144547976
I still propose you make out with a power drill.
>>144547652
It's a nice spot sure, I just wouldn't want to be underground.
>>144547685
Guess again, you're just going to see her again in like 5 minutes.
>>144547750
Hmm okay, it just looks like she's eating her ear though.
>>144548104
>actually joining the steam group
>>144547976
We've already accepted OFF and Miami refugees, must we accept more?
>>144548104
finally all the gotefags will be gone. it's a good day.
>>144548219
No
No more refugees
>>144547913
>>144548074
>>144547974
Thank you anons. Together we can stop the bully menace.
>>144548171
Well, Chara hated humanity, and humanity is, for the most part, above ground. Seems like the best spot to me. Waterfall would be nice as well.
>>144547915
>that outfit
Hnnnn
>>144548076
Hello fellow botposter
>>144548076
No need to fear, this guy is here.
>>144547915
>warm hole
Oh my.
>>144547785Make me.
That looks like a demon to me, iunno what you're talking about.
>>144547974
Okay, fine.Maybe.
>>144548074
>a third oneMAYBE.
>>144547976
>>144548219
what about earthbound/mother fans
>>144548104
But those anons are all wrong! The gote god is right here, right now! Forever with us!
>>144547974
You're a cool guy Cosgrove.
>>144548598
*You protect the spider further
>>144548647
They are less refugees, more native americans. We just sorta showed up and took over.
>>144548598
She is not a demon!
AAAAAAAAAAARGH!
>>144547974
I think it'a funny.
Especially with horrible characters like muffet.
>>144548351
Yeah I guess you're right. But next to your body though? I think waterfall would be better.
Its a super comfy rainy day
Whats everyone up too?
>>144548598
Stop this bullying nonsense and post some sexy robot.
>>144548352
Well, hi there.
>>144548492
This makes three now, right?
>>144549041
I don't know, I'd kinda feel bad for leaving my body behind. Feels wrong to let it waste alone after, you know, letting me have a corporeal form. But that's just my opinion.
>>144549065
Nothing much really was playing Nuclear Throne earlier, but I'm just hanging out here at the moment.
>>144549065
going insane over this work why did they give us more work after exams that isn't fair
how are you
>>144548829
But it's so fun!
>>144548926
YES, SHE IS, FACE THE FACTS
>>144549118
>post some sexy robot.
Alright, fine.
>Stop this bullying nonsenseᶰᵒ
>>144548775
Thanks kid.
Wanna come with me to the Medieval nights banquet hall?
>>144549065
Chilling with the gf, helping her come up with RP ideas
Protesting against bullyposting
The usual.
You?
>>144549263
Hmm, well alright then. I don't share that opinion, but that's okay, to each their own and all of that.
>>144548957
>horrible characters like muffet
I really really like this bait. Mind if I save it?
>>144549065
Extremely bored. All this vidya, and none of the will to play any. How do you cope with this?
>>144549369
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.
You know what? Fine. She's a demon. She won't take kindly to this, though. I'm warning you. I'd stop it if I were you.
Pulling on Whimsun's wings!
Flicking Whimsun's antennae!
Flipping Whimsun's dress so everybody can see she has to wear pull-ups because of her spastic bladder and anxiety!
>>144549118
Good. Let's.
>>144549186
Make that four.
>>144549609
Nah, I say Muffet isn't a demon. I say she's a spider monster.
>>144549704
Box form a cute
>>144549065
just sittin around relaxing, should be doin somethin like drawing but im kinda tired. it's rainy here too so it's making me sleepy.
>>144549676
Bullies please leave!
Leave Whimsun out of this!
>>144549763
Finally someone reasonable.
>>144549609
Muffet really is a piece of trash.
>>144549065
Hanging out withanon bf
>>144549763
A DEMONIC spider monster!
>>144549609
>How do you cope with this?
You gotta cut down on the amount of vidya you get anon. Play a little bit each day but don't force yourself. Vidya is supposed to be about having fun so you can't force yourself to play something.
If all else fails then you can combine procrastination and videogames and watch let's plays on youtube.
>>144548104
>tfw it's probably away from where you are
>tfw can't get guns to pull out a cool shootout to die in
Why must life be ass
Post things that probably happened.
>>144549280
Oh neato
i wanna play vidya but i think this is a good time to work on my commissions
>>144549336
Awww anon your almost done. Power through, I believe in you.
>>144549584
Aww that sounds nice anon.
You keep at that
About to work on a commission.
Thinking about streaming it but its furry shit
>>144549609
uuhhh get a new vidya that you want to play?
>>144549928
Yeah rain does make me sleepy too but i slept nearly 12 hours today so no more sleepin
>>144550016
cute
>>144549945
Yes, I don't judge. Monster's are people too.
>>144550134
She doesn't look demonic to me, she looks like a cool monster girl to hang out with and bake stuff with.
>>144550016
Dying together with anon bf!
Being soon forgotten by everybody!
Freedom!
>>144550262
Hmm that sounds like a practical use of time to get commissions out of the way, what games were you thinking about playing though?
serious question
is anyone actually going to kill themselves today for the steam group?
my lifes pretty much over so i dont really care and its just a good excuse
not like id do something weird and if anyone finds me itll look normal
>>144550134
Bah! This is the real best spider.
>>144549609
>She won't take kindly to this
GOOD. Demons need to suffer. Besides, you're trying to tell me that demons wouldn't steal money like this?
>>144550262
>About to work on a commission.
>Thinking about streaming it but its furry shit
What kinda furry shit?
>>144550262
Hope the commission turns out well.Oh who am I kidding, of course it will!
If you do stream, have fun!
>>144550456
I don't want that, what's your problem?
>>144550476
Thinking about it but don't really have anything planned so will probably live to see another sorry day.
>>144550229
I want to hug Asriel until he's squishy
>>144550476
Suicide is not the answer anon. Nobody is actually going to kill themselves. Anybody who says they are is bullshitting you.
>>144550339Chara's feet
>>144550476
5 bucks says we end up on the news like /r9k/ did after the shooting.
>>144550782
naw im not gunna dress weird or have any undertale related ritual or some dumb shit
>>144550723
I want to be hugged by Asriel until I'm squishy.
No stiff part left in anon! Hands, legs, head, all soft and give away!
Anon being like a ragdoll!
>>144550476
>stream group
That's suicide on its own
>>144550782
Would be fun
Maybe this place gets shut down
>>144549945
Tossing mud in Tsunderplane's windscreen!
Stealing her hat while she's stunned!
Filling Tsunderplane's hat with worms and a stinkbomb and putting it back on her head!
Taking pictures of the crying, stinking, muddy and worm-headed Tsunderplane and sharing them online so everyone will laugh at her!
>>144550771What about them?
>>144550973
>>144550909
>mfw they blame Toby
>>144550762
>Suicide is not the answer anon.
Not him but
What if I wasn't looking for answers?
What if I'm just at the end of my wit and nothing more than leftover waste?
>>144550782
The more I think about it the better idea it feels like.
>>144550782
>>144551138
>FOX news condemns Undertale for corrupting our youth
>Donald Trump does the same the next day
>>144551324
>implying trump won't make monster waifus/husbandos real
>>144551138
Perfect
Maybe that will make him vanish forever
>>144546801
Oh yeah, artist of that pic updated. And it's nsfw
ha ha ha ha suicide etc
Quick, a cute goat to distract you from my horrible thoughts!
>>144550287
Are you saying demons are uncool and can't bake? Rude.
>>144550490
Why did my favorite franchise have to die?
>>144551561
>Noseless Asriel
>>144551074They were probably used to running around bare a lot
>>144550782
If only they all had purple deltarune robes on for that proper ritual suicide feel.
>>144551670
Because Capcom milked it to death even though X5 was supposed to be the last.
>>144551690What are you getting at anon?
>>144551767
It's a dress
just wanted to post this spider.
>>144551828Nothing. Just stating what I think about Chara's feet
>>144551670
Not saying that, I'm just saying that Muffet isn't a demon. and she is the kind of monster girl to bake stuff with, I'm not commenting on demons baking skills or anything.
>>144551828
lewd activities involving charas feet, obviously
>>144551681
It's cute regardless
Imagine being really hungry like that and then filling your belly with a lot of pie
>>144550459
Maybe some devil may cry. I i got the collection and i never played them so i wanna play them. i got like a bit into 1 but then stopped.
>>144550529
Just working a on pic of a fursona dancin.. its nothin lewd or anything
>>144550568
well thank you anon
we'll see
>>144551913Oh ok. You just seemed oddly obsessed with them.
>>144552042They would be nice feet
>>144552039
>Just working a on pic of a fursona dancin.. its nothin lewd or anything
Oh well that's not very interesting.
>>144552029
What if anon was a pizza
>>144552039
Hmm, that sounds interesting, I hope you have fun playing them when you get around to playing.
>>144551138
Oh man those are some nice legs/thighs on Chara
>>144551785
But...I loved the Battle Network games, the Zero games, ZX and Advent ZX, even the Starforce game I played was fun.Will Mighty Number 9 ever come out? Will it be good? I've given up hope.
>>144552192Nice feet? What do you mean?
real
mkid
hours
>>144552241
>tfw thinking about cute edgegoat hungrily nibbling at you
halt erection
>>144552276
Oh, I just meant the X series was supposed to end with X5. The rest that you mentioned are bretty gud.Mighty No. 9 will suck because they won't have Mets
>>144552350
Real ᴱˣᴾ hours.
Howdy, /utg/!
I finished up a request from earlier today and, well, I think this is probably the closest to lewd I've ever written so far. Nothing graphic, but I find messing with SOULs a far too entertaining idea, almost all the time.
http://pastebin.com/qq1dnbmr [Chara bullying Frisk]
http://pastebin.com/QENuSq0W [Breakfast with gote]
I hope everyone's doing well!
>>144552327Nice to feel when you massage them
>>144551978
The kind of monster girl to take long walks into strange parts of the forest, draw odd shapes in the dirt, carve runes into the bark of trees, and dance an unholy dance while her spider cohorts chant an ancient spell in a forbidden language!
>>144552476
>implying
i don't think you can actually get one single ex. point from mkid, anon
you may be mistaken
>>144552492
do not bully the mongol
>>144552624
that means he's even more worthless than So Sorry, who gives 1 exp
Hey anon, tell me something.How do you handle your depression?
>>144552624
Do I need to bring THEM out then?
>>144552735
You don't.
>no au where Akuma replaces frisk
>>144552735
lol
>>144552735
Anon depression is a complicated beast that can be caused by many things. There's no magical answer.
>>144552735
I'm supposed to be able to handle this shit?
>>144552725
i think it just meansyou're a bad partner who can't even kill mkid
>>144552815
who now
@144549985
Ok.
>>144550134
Nope. Just a spider monster, that's it.
>>144550160
Less vidya?
>>144550262
More vidya?
>>144550501
Probably. That does not make her a demon, though.
>>144551060
Bully no bullying. Tsunderplane does not deserve this.
>>144551901
Thank you. That's a nice spider and human.
>>144552735
i just ignore things i dont like and do things that i do like
>>144552690
Not even on request?
>>144552859Are you the Anon who requested Chara with Akuma's hair, a few days ago?
>>144552492
Holy shit that is less bullying more aggressive flirting
>>144552970
>that does not make her a demon
Yeah, sure. Sure. Totallynot.
She's a demon.
Chara probably bullies people with her knife.
>>144552859
>akuma
>not rare akuma
Tell me you wouldn't want to see this in the underground.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7zt1DPqukQ
>>144553157
Did someone say demon?
>>144553270
They would
>>144553094
Very aggressive flirting the best.
>>144552735
Years of therapy. Saved my life and taught me helpful coping mechanisms for bad days/weeks/months.
>>144553038
yep
i am also dworven so i could probably just draw it myself
>>144553038
Yooooooo hold up
Frisk was dreaming, but said it was a miracle they were still concious.
>>144553038milka who's your favourite undertale
I personally hate Undertale X FNAF crossover. And everyone here can agree with me on said fact. Yes, Undertale killed FNAF. Shut the fuck up about it. Every fucking time I see a FNAF x Undertale comic I physically cringe.
>>144553157
Fine. You win. I'm a demon, Muffet's a demon, spiders are demons. What now?
>>144553424
N-no...
>>144553575
I wonder what that would feel like.
I want to join Chara in the blood tub
>>144554114
That seems like a highway to getting a dozen diseases
>>144553623
I wish I knew that stuff.
>>144554027
Now, we slay the demons.
>>144554192It's just jello with too much water in it.
>>144554114
What if it's not blood?
>>144554249
FUCK.
I change my mind! No one is a demon!
>>144554114
I want to add to Chara's blood tub.
>>144554192
Is blood really that toxic?
Sans.
>>144554318
>>144554279
I'd still do it, however.
>>144554027
If you say so Imperial citizen, though you should see a apothecary for those extra limbs.since monsters are native to Earth would the Imperium be fine with them since they aren't actually xenos?
>>144554363
No, no, you heard the man.
We kill the demons.
Starting withMuffet.
>>144554363
snip
snap
go
spider
legs
>>144554552
They are enemies of humanity though.
I love you /utg/
>>144554732
I don't deserve such words.
>>144554517
Ammazolie is up to some disgusting shit as of recent with that
>>144554363
Too late!
DYNAMITE
>>144554670
I want Mettaton to chainsaw me.
>>144554732
I want to die with you /utg/
>>144554850
Nice transparent background m8
>>144553094
The best kind!
>>144553627
Neat! I've sadly never played Street Fighter, so I was shooting in the dark with your image and a pair of quotes, but it was an interesting thing to attempt nonetheless!
>>144553839
Dreamworld is Chara's domain, sort of a separate reality where they get control of Frisk until the break of dawn. Frisk can live, die, sleep, pass out and sustain any kind of injury, since that reality centers around Chara, as per their agreement. Losing consciousness while Chara is active would almost definitely constitute as a Bad Time(tm) though.
>>144553850No particular favorites stand out, to be honest. Preference changes according to who I'm writing and what the situation is. Spooder is cute though.
>>144554552Dunno. I don't actually know much about the Warhammer 40k lore. I got the Dawn of War 1 games a while ago when they were on sale.
I only played a few missions and skirmishes. How much lore do they contain, and are Necrons good? They look nice.
>>144554670
>>144554680
>>144554850
Nonononono please!
>>144554870
No! /utg/ and its anons will live forever!
Teenage Frisk being paid to babysit child Chara, with comical consequences.
Why does everyone hate the spider again?
I think she's a qt.
>>144552815
>not liking both
>>144554870
Like this?
>>144555037
Live on top of my maimed, desecarted corpse!
That would be nice.
>>144554975
>Spider will never teach you how to be pretty and ballet and ice skateeven though you're a boy
>>144554870
I want to chainsawwithMettaton.
>>144554989
DEMON GOES SPLAT
>>144555120
I love her! She is!
>>144554975
>Frisk can live, die, sleep, pass out and sustain any kind of injury, since that reality centers around Chara, as per their agreement.
That's not too bad.
Sounds like fun desu.
>>144555161
>that shit-eating grin
What if MK was into being eaten by Mad Dummy?
>>144554989
Nobody in 40k is nice, some Necrons are trolls who cruise around stealing artifacts. Others are soulless machines who harvest the souls of the living for the fragments of their ancient star gods.
Others are pic related
>>144554805
>look this person up
>underswap papyrus with an ectovagina just slapped on his bones
>getting fisted by underswap sans
>>144555186
Funny enough, every single time Muffet is so much as mentioned in a fic I do, dancing becomes involved somewhere down the line.I can't even dance at all!
>>144555430
>>144554989
The Tau and the Eldar are the least genocidal, but nobody in 40k is good.
>>144555161
>those faces
Makes me want to punch them
>>144555409
Oh noOh yes
>>144555120
She's a cannibal who agrees to make food out of you for money.
There's that.
>>144555172
Kinky
>>144555120
I don't hate the spider, she's a very kawaii demon.
>>144555504
BONE PUSSY
>>144555504
oh dear child
explore more
>>144555505
If I ever tried to dance it would be horrible and cringy so I never tried
>>144555613
Comparably to 6 time child murdering champ and goat child/flower that had destroyed the entirety of the Underground several times, not too bad.
>>144555752
Just do the macarena
>>144555504
THE SKELETON VAGINA CONNECTS TO THE
>>144555595
Seriously that is some mad grin.
I know three people who are into Undertale. One loves Undertale and serial killers, and her laptop wallpaper is a picture of Toriel saying, "stop jacking off to serial killers". The other two are also fans of Five Nights At Freddy's, and it was weird hearing their conversations (they're my sister's friends) drift from FNAF to Undertale. One of them also had a bit of fanart of all the Undertale characters printed out and stuck to their wall.
I can't believe Toby Fox has created all this
>>144555430
good lord
put on some pants
>>144555978
GROIN BONES
THE GROIN BONES CONNECTS TO THE
>>144555978
(you need to) HEAR THE WORD OF THE LORD
>>144555867
>extremely evil person isn't so evil compared to sextuple child murderer
Well gee.
Both are hot trash.
>>144555990
It just goes to show ya: If a shitty dog can make a video game with this kind of impact, what's stopping you or me?
>>144555979
But MK idolizes Papyrus post-TP, not Undyne
>>144555120
The spider a CUTE!!!
>>144555186
>the spider will never be real
Just fuck my shit up senpai.
>>144555247
Please no!
>>144555430
>>144555564
I know. I meant that question as in are they any good in the game or do they suck.
>>144555678
>kawaii
Yes!
>demon
No!
>>144556182
More than a few Undertale charecters are hot trash
You just have to find the good in them like Frisk did
http://imgur.com/W94s2p6
THE SKELETON PUSSY IS CONNECTED TO THE
>>144556032
Oh wow.
I like the way I hate that face.
>>144555736
I've stumbled onto two Sans (I think?) fucking each other and one has a rainbow ecto ass
and whatever THIS is
I think I've had enough
>>144556403
You have to go further.
>>144556346
Ah, well they are damn near indestructible, but they lack both flexibility and speed. While your Necrons march around like they shit their pants, every other faction rains artillery down upon you. If you get good numbers of them, you'll be good.
>>144556357
There is nothing good about Muffet.
At best she just chooses to ignore you and keeps the money she got anyways.
>>144556510
"Let that be a warning"
>>144556695
GO FURTHER
>>144556585
I always keep a spider donut from the Ruins just to skip Muffet.
Undyne would probably like loud rock and metal.
>>144556585
She is raising money to reunite her people, however. That indicates some good in her, even if it doesn't help anyone's else but spiders.
>>144556252
It's only a passing reference at the end of TP, and that's tiny compared to the throughout love of Undyne, so it's not as popular. Yeah though, it's unfortunate that there isn't more of it.
>>144556510
No way, there's a point where I stop finding it funny and start finding it horrifying, and I'd rather not cross that line. I need a palate cleanser.
>>144556398
what about this onehttps://youtu.be/NcTVu3N12no
>>144556904
GO
FUUUUURTHEEEEERRR
>>144556850
>She is raising money to reunite her people, however.
Yeah, and Hitler was waging war to make the country great for his people.
>>144556881
I posted this by accident. I thought it was another comic I was looking for, but I forgot to remove it from my post before I posted.
>>144557038
Bake sales and wars are hardly comparable, anon.
>>144556904
We'll be here when you come back, dear
Goat
Children
>Muffet will never rub both your nipples, Jerk you off, massage your balls and your prostate all at the same time
>>144557193
Killing others for personal gain and killing others for personal gain is though.
Snap the spider like a twig and feed the pieces to Jerry.
>>144557228
cutie blooky!!
>>144557262
Spiders have stiff hair covering them.
It would hurt.
A lot.
>>144556982
I KNOW MY LIMITS, ANON
I'M HAVING A PLEASANT SUNDAY EVENING
LOOK, HAPPY SKELETONS DOING SILLY THINGS
>>144557256good job, anon
>>144557256
This is my favorite goat child.
>>144557262
is she pleasuring herself with the 6th arm or is it a 2 handed hand job?
>>144557262
>Muffet will never smother you with her belly
>>144557294
It's not personal gain isn't accurate. The money would go to reuniting her people. And it was thought that humans were, for lack of a better word, fairy tale like mister in the Underground. Who wouldn't want to destroy monsters?
But, in the end, you proved them all wrong, and Muffet sees the good in he human, hence why she shows up at the Flowey part near the end of true pacifist.
/utg/! What are YOU doing to improve your life this week?
>>144556529
Alright, thanks.
>>144556850
>>144557193
If they don't like Muffet, then that's it. No amount of arguments and proofs can change someone's opinion. Don't try to defend her, or you'll just come off as a dindu.
>>144557262
The spider is not for sexual! She is pure!
>>144557679
uh..
>>144557515
In my fantasy two of her hands would each get a ball to caress, but either of those works too. Or maybe she's rubbing your tummy.
>>144557679
Not studying for exams...
Shit
>>144557679
Um...Well, I'm getting better at overwatch I think, and I think I'm gonna get subnautica too so that will be nice!
>>144557749
No no, it's like this:
Two hands on the nipples
Two on the armpits (or feet if it's your preference)
Two on the balls
One in the prostate
One on the weewee.
>>144557623
>Muffet will never smother you in her belly
>>144557679
Vigorous exercising
>>144557906
That's so hot. Lucid dreaming when.
>>144557636
Personal, interpersonal, close enough. It's not a good morality.
>>144558117
Don't forget you are completely bound by silk, unable to move in the slightest.
>>144557679
Copious amounts of sleep
/utg/ it just started raining really hard and flickered off the power for a second what should I do
>>144557256
goat child!
>>144558269
Cry and beg Chara not to kill you
>>144558210
anon please this is too much
>>144558210
Are there fics like this? I need more.
>tfw taking the last medicine
Imminent hell.
>>144557679
Withdraw, I guess.
But also do more drugs.
Probably keep lifting as well, which is the only good thing I can do these days.
>>144558269
rip off your clothes, jump out a window, and become one with nature
>>144558320
Oh my god I need to save this image a million times once I get my PC back.
>>144557906
>Her arms on your armpits or feet
Is being tickled your fetish? Would would being tickled sexually even be like?
>>144558412
It's also worth saying that you are dangling from the top of her cave, so don't struggle too much, it's a long way down.
Hope you can take her teasing well.
>>144558269
Do what I always do in confusion: prepare for combat.
>>144558210
Writefags get on this.
>>144557679
Drawing.
I really need to work on my Mettaton.
>>144558471
No I can't that's lewd and I'm on the second floor. Also I would get wet and gross and have to take another shower
>>144558575
It's less being tickled, more that she has complete control of every sensitive part of your body. You are hers to toy with, and you've lost any control you may have had on the situation.
>>144558210
Next she comes right by you
Then bites her fangs into your helpless body
It only hurts for a very brief moment
Suddenly, you start to feel very tired and weightless
You black out as you hear a distant "Ahuhuhu!" and her remarks about your delicious taste
>>144558751
That's pretty hot...
>>144557228
Cute ghost.
>>144557679
Well tomorrow I should be getting a car registered, which is long overdue since not driving is an issue. Tomorrow I'm also looking to finally do something else with some saved money.
If I'm smart I'll also work diligently during the week, and not abandon exercise.
>>144558685
Not bad anon.
Well, that got lewd fast.
Chara, anyone? Or post your own faves, it's all cool.
For fucks sake, man.
Y'all need Jesus.
>>144558725
THE STORM IS YOUR SHOWER
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHERE YOU CAME FROM
>>144559070I'm sorry, I can't help it...
nicecream guy a cute
>>144559070
Why?
>>144559185
i can't believe he fucking killed frisk
Yeah! Chara! My most favourite of Undertales!
My favourite bit with Chara was when she admitted her true feelings to Sans. What was yours, anon?
>>144559135
But there's no soap or Internet or anything in nature! And my mom's already in the house!
>>144559252
When Asgore killed sans and put his dust in a smoothie he gave Toriel.
>>144559242
Milkaanon has cursed us with memesBut that Frisk "bullying" was good so he's off the hook.
>>144559070
We all need to snap the spider into pieces.
>>144559252
The moment sans vored Papyrus and shat out his remains directly onto Toriel's face during sex.
>>144557679
Drawing after years out of practice and trying to become an ART for the airforce to have a good full time job
>>144559070
they'd just try to fuck his crucifixion holes
>>144559252
How do you confess love feelings to someone?
>>144559252
Probably the part where you couldn't escape Asriel and he swallowed you, when he tried to get your soul any way he could.
>>144559252
The part where Frisk had little baby Chisk and Asgore was so happy to be a grandfather
>>144559252
When Frisk marries Mettaton and he declares Toby to be banished to the Ruins!!
>>144559181
It's alright. Just don't do it again.
>>144559239
You're lewding THIS, that's why.
>>144559403
I'd rather have people hate the spider than lewd her, if I'm honest.
>>144559252
>>144559347
>>144559553
>>144559589
Undertale the soap opera when?
Tori
>>144559410
>tfw actually read the sans x frisk vore fic in the writebin
>>144559646
>You're lewding THIS, that's why.
I didn't do nuffin why you lyin.
>>144559252
When Chara ate all the chocolate.
>>144559476
You could try telling them. Be like "I love you" and all.
>>144559680
Next Saturday at 9.30 PM, Central Time.
>>144559759
I want to kiss that belly
>>144559680
Wasn't there a series of 'spanish soap opera-tale' floating around? They were quite funny.
>>144558968
Thanks.Holy shit that image was a lot bigger than I thought. Doesn't look that big in paint.
>>144559873
There was one or two comics of Frisk and Chara living together that were funny, but I didn't see any others.
>>144559476
Show them your dick and ask them something like "Hey check this out".
That should do the trick.
Or lick them a bit and see how they react.
>>144559873
It was called Undernovella or something
>>144559242
>>144559185
Not dead, see filename.
>>144558660
>>144558430
I'unno, this feels something like---The more you try to break free, the more the silken strings dig into your clothes, binding your body together. It is a futile struggle, yet your body commands you to try anyway. The whole cocoon swings wildly back and forth from your attempts, furthering the number of problems you're facing.
"Ahuhuhu, that's kinda cute, Anon" Muffet calls from nearby.
You only catch a faint glimpse of the spider monster, still swinging around. At ever return though, you see her again, sprawled over a nearby stone slap, watching you with amusement, two pairs of hands idle while the top pair supports her head as she just watches.
"I could set a clock to you with all that swinging!" she calls, extending another hand to follow your path. "Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock."
She breaks into a devilish smile.
"I wonder how much time you have left."
>>144559685
I still carry her with me, as silly as that is
>>144558320
cute!
>>144560095That opening part was kinda weak, but that last bit was pretty good.
>>144560162
Wait, you're the one with the picture in your wallet, yes?
>>144560095
Hot
>your boyfriend sans will never wrap you in his arms, his massive presence covering you entirely
>he will never crane his head down to slide his hot, lengthy ecto-tongue down your throat
>he will never throw you down on the couch, his arms pressing into the cushions aside your head as he casts his colossal shadow over you
>>144560095
What the heck, Milka! I thought we were cool!
>>144559783
>>144559476
Well you can't just blurt it out like that. It'll be way too awkward. You gotta connect with them on a personal level and be in a relaxed mood before you go saying something like that.
>>144560289
Correct
>>144559252
The hardcore sex scene between Frisk and Chara.
>>144560343
Time to make all the fat girls in utg wet...Post it...
>>144560362
Wait, are you objecting to Nice Cream Guy or that Spooder bit?
>>144560226I have absolutely no idea what constitutes as lewd or hot, I've been so entrentched on the safe side all this time.
>>144560343
>You will never witness the beautiful scene of sans reverse ecto anal voring Papyrus
>You will never see sans turn around and vore Papyrus and rub his big ecto tummy as it rumbles
>You will never be next
>>144560631
Spooder.
I want to see what happens in /utg/ next but I have to go to bed. I hate this.
>>144560240
It's great. Thanks for posting this.
>>144560573
Yes sir!
I swear if I see the word "ecto" one more fucking time
>>144560095
Muh dick
>>144560343
this post reminded me
http://imaginaryboyfriendsans.tumblr.com/
is still updating
>>144560427
I bet that makes you smile every time to pull it out to pay for something.
If I did carry her around I'd have to get it lamented, my wallet isn't completely impervious to water at work.
ecto
>>144560631This is all subjective, but spending more time on how exactly they are bond and their attempt to escape in the beginning would be hot. Conveys a feeling of helplessness. And while a little physical pain is good, actual torture isn't. But again, all subjective.
>>144560573
Here, have an actual skel instead.
I want skeletonanon to facefuck me with his green ectodick
hip
>>144560975
To FUCK bees
>>144560909
We already have anongoat
Why not anonskelly?
>>144560796
ERECTO
>>144560909
who is skeletonanon
>>144560826
I don't keep her at view like that. I keep her hidden in that sleeve.
I'm too ashamed to keep her at view like that. I'm also too ashamed to look at her daily.
can't we just return to lewding children and animals, my dick is starving
>>144560867
This gave me a great chuckle.
>>144561065
An anon who s a skeleton. I just came up with it. Hopefully nothing will come of it.
>>144560796
ecto penis
>>144560701
Aw, you know my track record, it'd turn into comfy baking or something like 100 words down the line.Unless it's Frisk, in which case there is a very real danger of it ending in murder.
>>144560850Yeah, that does sound like a good way of setting it up. The exact nature of how they're constrained and the small-to-major efforts to escape would probably convey the tension better. This is good for me, as there is a particular Bad Ending I have in mind that has Frisk constrained for most of the events.
>>144561065
A skeleton with green color theme.
>>144561174
No
>>144561149
It's the thought that counts, right?
>>144561202
>Hopefully nothing will come of it.
I'm already writing lewd shitposts about skelanon ecto-cock-voring you.
>>144561149
Tori is perfect for sleeping
>tfw you will never have sans' ecto pickle inside you
>>144561174
I'd help but I have to go 10 minutes ago.
>>144561405
Noooo stop
>>144561249Yeah, it can also be a good way of conveying the fear the protagonist has to the audience.
>Another bad end ficMilka no
>>144561174
What about eating children and animals? That would be cool too.How tasty would Temmie be?
>>144561058
correct
>>144557679
Important job interview today, goatmother preserve me.
>>144561438
Im shocked nobody has hit glued the goat mom plushy yet, or are they waiting on the sans figurines?
I want to draw cute stuff. Requests?
Frankly, our modern memes suck.
>>144561683
Smol and fluffy goat familyplease.
>>144561683
Chara, Frisk, and Asriel playing at a waterpark
>>144561683
Omega Flowey eating tendies
>>144561683
Josuke and Okuyasu protecting Frisk from bullies please
>>144561535
hey now
thats pretty cute
>>144561683
Something cute but also really sad
>>144561532
We're all allergic though
>>144561683
Chara dressed as Lord Dominator, from Wander over Yonder.
>>144561683
Asriel and Chara playdueling with wooden swords.
sleep is hard
>>144561675
Papyrus figure
Important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10408728
>>144561501Milka yes.
>>144561683
Flowey spraying perfume on himself to smell less flowery.
>>144561683
Toriel hugging a momfag anon
>>144561683
more small goat frisk doing cute things pls
>>144561683
Asriel at kindergarten
>>144561953
Milka you need to write a comfy friskfic to restore balance
>>144561975
that would be nice
>>144561683
Toriel being grumpy.
>>144561683
Chara wearing a sweater that's much too big for them.
>>144561734
i thought the same. we need some fresh memes.
>tfw losing my main editor and the other is busy most everyday
I don't suppose one of you anons would enjoy looking over my fics, would you?
This general is still alive?how do you dummies keep going?
>>144562057
Milka should write a comfy Frisk fic ending inhorrific bad end
>>144561975
I'd like this
>>144561845
Do not eat the Tem!
>>144562286
anon no we're trying to restore Milka's damaged psyche not worsen it
>>144561845
So skin it first.
Maybe I'm just hungry but imagine a fresh temmie beef on your plate
Slowly vibrating
>>144562115
Being unable to make anything else but pie?
>>144562286
Milka is a better person than that.
>>144562276
I'm here forever with my crazy, weird, wonderful friends. Good to see you!
>>144562257
Sure. Link and I'll read some.
>>144562341
I want to eat temmies as if they're chisps. Just throw them into my mouth and munch, num num num.
>>144562341
I want to eat out the tem tbqh
>>144542294
nice
>>144562407
it is good to have wonderful friends
>>144561354
I wish I still believed in that.
>>144561438
You are killing me with this cute
>>144562430
Mmm, me too!
Friendly reminder that Flowey, Asgore, and Chara are all evil and have no redeeming qualities and that are you neither suppose to like or empathize with them and if you do you are a legit terrible person who should seek professional help.
>>144562426
Just add me on steam, it's 100% easierhttp://steamcommunity.com/id/ McDoogly
>>144562430
NO! DO NOT EAT THE TEM, IT'S NOT CUTE.
>>144562476
Tems would probably like that, since they find humans cute.
>>144562514
This image still incites rage in me.
>>144562593
>McDooglyThat is funny and cute.
>>144562593
Now everybody's gonna add you on Steam.
>>144562514
>Version where Crateanon is The Free Man
What should I name the human in the scaliefic
>>144562682
McDoogle and Doogle were taken
>>144562701
I've posted my steam several times on utg, when it was even more active than this
I'm not worried
>>144562732
Tacitly.
>>144562514
How many of those people are still even here
>>144562732
Captain Jack Sparrow
>>144562732
Holy shitthe dummy has progressed
Not enough bot.
>>144562732
Jonathan
>>144562593
Wait, what? I thought you would link a story or something for me to read.
Apologies, my english isn't that good.
>>144562732
Dick Handler
>>144562732
>I've posted my steam several times on utg, when it was even more active than this
>I'm not worried
I see.
>>144562910
I wouldn't ever link a fic on utg if I wanted someone to look it over
I'm just looking for someone to look over fics when I finish them to make sure that they are up to snuff
Mb for not explaining that fully
>>144562732
California Dworvin
>>144562732
Not Furry
>>144562732
is this even undertale anymore
>>144562834
Botfriends have been very chill lately.
Oh jesus it's raining again! I've never seen a rainy season like this.
>>144562732
Nod E Portant
>>144562401I believed that too. For a while.
>>144562286
Without giving away anything, there is one that starts very comfy.And it involves Grillby.
>>144562342
I feel perfectly fine, Anon! Maximum comfy all the time, most of the time, sometimes, occasionally!
>>144562543
What woes you, brother?
>>144563173
There is at least one botfag that likes starting shit by shitting on other characters who may be the same dude as the momfag that keeps shitting on people they don't like.
>>144563067
Oh, so you meant that kind of reading. I though you would link something you've already written which I would read before going to bed.
Besides, I wouldn't link my steam or add any strangers, since my profile is very identity revealing.
Now I have the shit feeling of getting someone's up for nothing.
How would your favorite take your first kiss?
>>144562514
>DT-kun
my heart
>>144563594
they don't have lips so it would be kinda awkward.
>>144560704
IM CALLING THE COPS CHEESE PIZZA ALERT
>>144563549
Oh, don't worry about it. I'm just fishing around for someone to look over my fics since DFTale doesn't like Undertale anymore and Motif is really busy
>>144563540
hnnnnnnnnnnng
>>144563292If I could stop my torture fics on /fog/, you can stop yours here. I believe in you, Milka, no matter how many times you write about mutilating an innocent child.
>>144563594
He would be embarrassed
Does anyone have any non-lewd short fic requests
>>144563594
he'd headbutt me gently
>>144563751
Is DFTale the dwarf fort guy?
>>144563841
Toriel and Asgore go on a simple date
>>144563841
comfy
humans
>>144563793What torture fics?
>>144563594
She'd be strong and passionate about it, probably would have some fish tongue.
>>144563875
Yeah, he offered to read my fics I think in November and we became quick friends. Now, he lost interest in Undertale and doesn't like editing anymore.
He's still cool though
>>144563841
flowey, frisk and toriel go shopping
>>144563540
You are the absolute best, Pumpkin. Thank you so much!
>>144563793Wait milka wrote torture fics? Is there a link somewhere
>>144563751
Okay. By the way, what do you mean by "looking over"? You mean checking for spelling errors?
>>144563841
Toriel realizing she still likes Asgore in post TP
>>144563173
Its raining here too, but its just a stormy time. In general I think there's less rain here than before.
>>144563340
Not me I barely post.
>>144564131
Checking for spelling, grammar, or if something could be written better
>>144563841
Papyrus accidentally befriends a Temmie. He finds her horrifying and tries to convince her to leave him alone.
Hey we should try actually talking about the game for a change!
Was anyone else unsatisfied with the true pacifist ending? I was personally disgusted by the lack of punishment for Alphys, Asgore and Flowey and thought that all three should either have been put in jail or executed after the ending for their crimes. Did anyone else feel the same way? It seemed weird that in a game built around the idea that murder is wrong that Toby would let terrible people like them off scot free. What would you guys have done to fix this? I would personally have not had them in the ending at all so that you could imagine your own punishment for them.
>>144563173
>>144564201
Raining for me as well. Knocked out my power for a second and made me leave a match of Overwatch.
>>144563875
DFTale is by FAR my favorite work in this fandom. Damn that was a trip.
>>144564293
I agree. Death to killers.
>>144564032
Aw, that's a shame, I liked his stuff. Hopefully he doesn't outright hate the game and his old work, though.
>>144564293
oh look it's that sansfag who's trying to make everyone else look as bad as them
cutegotes
>>144564293
Agreed. I think all Undertale characters should die honestly, except for Frisk. All of them tried to kill a human which should be punishable by death.
>>144564530
Oh look, it's that anon who still replies to him.Stop.
>>144560909
>>144561060
>>144561065
I'm drawing this
>>144564293
>person understands why something they did was wrong and they'll never do it again
>still punished
Why?
Oh no! By some magical event, you are now a monster living in the Underground! What kind of monster are you and what the heck are you going to do/doing?
>Hard mode:Draw your new monster self in the situation you described!
>>144564293
Yeah, it was a bit idealistic when he went full balls deep 'power of friendship' right at the end. In a more realistic take Id think those three, or at least Alphys and asgore given their positions of power would cop some hefty punishment.
>>144564467
He doesn't hate it, he just kinda burnt out on it. He just doesn't like how his fic turned out and realized he didn't like Undertale as much as he used to
>>144561065
dworven's fursona
>>144564293
I was more disgusted by the fact that Toriel faced literally no repercussions for abandoning her thousands of subjects tbqh
>>144564598
but there are idiots who think he's serious
>>144564557
>posting edits
>>144564639
>everyone just draws male alphys
>>144564118
Not really hardcore torture, just bad ending scenarios:http://pastebin.com/T6EdEMQY [Beware the Nice Cream Guy][Bad Endings #1]
http://pastebin.com/aNjjrUN1 [Lost in the CORE][Bad Endings #2]
Ao3 if you prefer that: http://archiveofourown.org/works/6907315/chapters/15756262
Hey /utg/ I'm trying to find a couple of soundfonts used in the game OST. For now, I am uploading them on a channel but I'm not here for the thumbwhoring. Any recomendation?
>>144564851
Not the requester but super cute!!
>>144564429
At the very least they should have been shown to be miserable and alone so that kids who play the game would understand the evil that they committed. Frankly I thought it was out right irresponsible of Toby to show a positive outcome for those guys.
>>144564576
No only Flowey and Asgore should be punished for that
>>144564637
Because its wrong? Just because your sorry doesn't mean everythings okay now
>>144564717
Toriel did nothing wrong though, she was the only one who had the courage to take a stand against Asgore's evil and that's why shes always shown in the right and has the best ending
>>144564530
What? Sans is my second favorite character but i'm not trying to make any of them look bad
>>144564678
All three should be locked away for life at the very least
>>144564851
Its amazing!
>>144564639
it's me, i'm going to daddy dom everyone and remember resets
>>144564964
so when are you going to write the bad ending where asriel eats frisk alive followed up by realistic digestion and scat?
>>144564639
I'm a dog, being a royal guard.
I'd probably be somewhere between lesser and greater dog in height, and I'd wield a comically oversized zweihander. I'm combat, my moves mainly revolves around avoiding the zweihander as I fail to properly use it and it falls.
My special attack is using the zweihander as a pogo stick.
>>144564704
wow what a hot bonedaddy not as hot as daddy sans though
>>144565037
Are you done?
>>144564313
Where can I find his work?
>>144564639
I am the depressive soul.
>144564293
Stop
>>144563332
Woke up early today to go to a place where an event was happening only to find out the event was two weeks from now.
>>144564851
That's cute
>>144564639
OCs are always shit and autisticlizard monster that lives in waterfall and i'd attempt to seduce my pic related husbando
>>144565038
That looks exactly like my skeleton OC, what the fuck m8.
My ectodick is bigger than yours.>roommate walked in while I was drawing this
>>144564965
Earthbound soundfont.
Chara needs to be SAVEd.
>>144564639
>What kind of monster are you
Probably some autistic weeabosnek living in somebody's mom's basement.
>what the heck are you going to do
Same thing I'm doing right now, post on UTchan and watch terrible outerworld cartoons.
>>144564965
Most of the non-stock soundfonts used in undertale are from SNES games.
http://www.williamkage.com/snes_soundfonts/
>>144565290
i bet you didn't even give him an ecto pickle.
pathetic desu, you need to step up
>>144565195
Talking about the game? I hope not since its the whole purpose of the general. What's your opinion on it? Do you disagree with me?
>>144565219
>Stop
Why?
Is replying to an image with *phrtttttttttt* the single best way to shitpost on /utg/?
>>144565452
>>144565382
Thank you. I have used a couple of samples I cut, SGM, Default Mario Paint and THInst until now. I will try.
>>144565483
He has TWO ectopickles
One for each hole
>>144564929
Makes sense.
>>144565038
kek.
>>144565094
Heh, sounds interesting, pogo swords? heh.
>>144565210
How sad.
>>144565285
Yeah, they kind of are I guessGood luck.
>>144565437
Beautiful, real work of art, nice job.
>>144565569
pissing off dadfags and Charafags are since they are by far the most pathetic and whiny when you remind them that their character is shit
The one shitposter is so pernicious he's going to make everyone neutral to us fucking hate our guts by himself. And there is really nothing I can do about, but just be chill.
I miss being low-key
>>144565716
There was far worse shitposting in the early days
>>144564639
i'm a little nondescript white ball (maybe a snowball? maybe an egg? maybe a slime?) without a face, who has to draw a face for himself
sometimes i draw silly or cute faces to make people laugh
>>144565636
gee, bonedadee how can ur mom let u have two blueweners
>>144565854
Nah
>>144565636
pfft, mine has 3
my sans can also ecto-transform into a boneflower, can yours do that?
>>144565861
What about a dodecahedron?
>>144565861
Sounds cute, although it may be a bit difficullt for you to eat without a mouth.
>>144566030
My skeleton OC has an ectouterus that can birth at least 4 18-wheelers a day.
>>144566217
If he's a slime, he just absorbs stuff
>>144565861
>>144565716
feel you, man
I wish people would just fap to their deviant shit in peace and do funny/cool stuff
>>144565716
It's always one or two anons that always ruin characterfags for the rest of utg
There was one dadfag that made everybody hate dadfags for a short while
>>144566006
See, this is how I know you probably didn't come here until April at least.
>>144565716
nah, he's painfully obvious
>>144566304
Aww that's so cute! Thanks, pumpkin.Love you <3
>>144566261
fuck
>>144566290
Right, forgot about that.
>>144566369I chilled out eventually though
Here's a fresh n' spicy meme for you, straight off the presses.
>>144566369
i still hate dadfags though
>>144566369
This guy is obviously falseflagging, though. I'm not a goatfag of any kind and yet I can see it clear as a day.
>>144566518
Yeah, you did and I'm glad you did. It stopped a lot of bullshit lol
>tfw the thing which makes you happy the most is when someone in an anonymous imageboard tells you goodnight
I'm, uhh, living the dream, I guess.
>>144566438
Wow you got me
>>144563340
Late reply, but you mean that one guy who keeps fucking with that spider anon?
>>144561683
Underfell Spicy Parents embarrassing their kids by being all lovey dovey.
>>144565674
>Good luck.
Thanks and for the record I didn't just rip off Alphys they were a DnD character first
>>144566304
I love it
>>144566564
You do you man, just don't be a vocal faggot about it
>>144566574
He's been around for literal months, so he's really fucking determined to false flag
>>144566590
Goodnight, anon.
>>144566769
Well, that's cool, what edition did you play?
I think I'm in love with you guys
Smol dad
>>144566889
A-All of us?
goat is made for ____!
>>144566590
Night anon.
>>144566889
Well stop it!
>>144566889
it happens a lot
>>144566781
Not dadfag, soriel shitter.
If not falseflagging, the determination would have tl be even stronger: causing reactions in people about which opinions you care in a way is more interesting than in people that you have nothing in common with.
>>144544204
Worth noting that, while the banner image is the product of a sexually repressed teenage tumblr girl, the text was made up by some anon to get reactions. Image is real, text is fake.
>>144566963
hugs
>>144566963
hugs
>>144566851
I've played 3.5, 4th and I have vague plans to play 5th sometime in the next few weeks or whenever the guy who is going to DM gets back in contact with me. Probably whenever he finishes finals
>>144566963
hugs
>>144567051
No, I remember when that blog was up. The text was included under the post, an anon just put them together so you can understand what's going on in that picture.
>>144566963
fugs
>>144566889
All of us? At the same time? Is that...moral?
>>144566963
eating
>>144566963
love and affection
and dating when he gets older
oh and hugs
>>144566963
>that open mouthfeeding
>>144567281
this mango gets it
>>144567291
What do you feed a gote?
>>144567353
Pie and tea, along with plenty of vegetables and foods with protein.
He was a growing boy, after all
>>144567014
Who is the most /ss/ableof legal ageanon?
>>144567353
love
>>144566948
>>144567261
Yes
>>144566987
Never
>>144566998
Oh good, so it's not just me then
>>144567353myself
>>144567353
love
>>144567353
cummies
>>144566963
Boop
>>144566518
what did you do?
>>144566201
>people can't understand jokes
kill yourself
>>144565716
The only people who are going to get mad at me being honest with my opinions are probably worthless anyways so who cares if they get mad? If they can't handle that they can just fuck right off because this is 4chan not a hug box and calling people out for liking and thinking a serial killer is good is not a bad thing no matter how they spin it. I'm sick of this general walking on egg shells in an attempt to not offend. Its pretty sad when Reddit can be more honest and open then this place
>>144567490
Is it possible to have a functioning relationship like that? What if some of us get lonely or jealous because you spend time with other anons? That kind of love is supposed to be reserved for one special person...
>>144564639
http://i.imgur.com/wwoXCDh.png
An extremely inefficient bat mailman that makes late night deliveries. Has broken over a dozen pairs of glasses due to dropping them while upside down.
>>144567717He used to start little arguments and people were getting pissed off at Asgore in general.
He was famous for his smug picture of AsgoreWas it Asgore (18)?
>>144567353
souls, ideally mine
alternatively pie
NU THRED BOYS
>>144567762
>>144567762
>>144567826Doogle why
>>144567717
How about you stay at reddit if you don't like it? Any time anyone decides to use reason you always crumble and start crying and calling names Mr. "not-a-hugbox".
>>144567875
Too early you shit-taste demon
>>144567875
you are EARLY
>>144567902Sorry senpai, you can't keep a curious man unanswered. It's not like people are going to hate you again
>>144567490
i mean, not all the anons
i did however fall in love with a special anon here
and it's fine, anon, polyamorous realations are a thing now, so you're good to go
>>144568082
I suppose I deserve it
>tfw feeling your sins crawling on you back
>>144568082
People never hated him in the first place. You got played hard if you believe that.
>>144567461
>was
y tho
>>144568264
yeah, I never even noticed him until I replied to an anon who was apparently talking to him, and he asked why I was pretending to be him
keep in mind everyone was anonymous
>>144567051
You made me go into the archives and check.
Even though I didn't manage to find the post in question, I don't think I need to. I'm inclined to believe these people might've very well wrote something to that extent.
http://i.imgur.com/sYVagKq.jpg
>>144567164
Oh cool, I mostly play 3.5 myself. I actually own most of the books for it myself.
>>144567717
Nothing is off the table on here, but posting baity shit constantly. I mean, you know what you're doing and I have the same freedom to at least call you twat when you don't know how to chill out. Schtick's old anyway.
>>144568186
Hey man, don't worry about it
You fucked up, and you fixed what you fucked up. You're better because of it
>>144568264
People were legit mad at him tho, from what I remember
>>144568305
Because it's true
>>144568468
>People were legit mad at him tho, from what I remember
"""People"""
>>144567752
It's a cute bat. You're a cute bat.
>>144568087
How do I get an anon to love me
>>144568528
Shitposters were mad at him?
>>144567752
Sounds nice, also nicely drawn.
>>144568591
kill their entire family
>>144568264
>>144568528
Nah there were a couple people and I was a prick about it.
Anyways why are we bringing up dumb thread drama from literally like 5 months ago
>>144568396
Nevermind, found it.
Jesus fucking Christ. I was hoping it would turn out to be a joke.
http://i.imgur.com/wtADFPj.jpg
>>144568664
Because that same retard is doing the same retard schtick from 5+ months ago and people are giving it more than 0 replies.
>>144568459
I mistyped, posting shit constantly isn't off the table. End of the sentenced was supposed to be "but posting shit constantly is annoying as hell".
Ass Covered or something
>>144568759
I think we're talking about different retards
>>144568742
>imreadytofuckingdienow.png
>>144568742
that is very different from the captions that are written on the imageMSPG was the one who wrote the really crazy ones
>>144569435
It's not, it just doesn't have any gender headcanons included. And some names are headcanoned too, for some reason.
Have a full picture. http://i.imgur.com/jjJLOWH.jpg
>>144568591
i don't know
i just asked for a bf and he appeared
it just happened
>>144569720
not him but thanks for diggin this stuff up, i was looking for it.
>>144569720
my god, literally everyone is trans and nobody is straight
I guess I just didn't want to believe it was real. That person needs to be committed.
>>144569886
You're welcome.I guess.
There might be more here https://archive.is/ask-humantale.tumblr.com , if you're interested. Nothing as cringy as those headcanons, though.
>>144569792
lies
>>144570063
it's true
try it
maybe someone will correspond
>>144569792
Oh, hm..
someone please be my anon bf
quick kill the thread
>>144570616
i don't know if it will work on a dead thread
last for papyrus detaching his head and sucking his own ectodick
last for burgerpants being happy
![1465138789090[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/u3C0pGs.jpg "1465138789090[1]")
![orig[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SE28Yr5.jpg "orig[1]")
