Goatdad is disappoint edition.
Previous timeline: >>144522379
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/QKYUQFbe
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Famgamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
nth for well you know by this point
Nth for Omega.
>>144541949
tf, honestly i'd say like a slime creature, kinda like a ditto!
>>144541960
god damnit
>>144542000alphysjokes aside holy shit i dont know what to... like the blob from that one horror film? a ball of filthy fluff? with feet? like some really fucked up kirby enemy
nth for just wanting an anon to cuddle you to sleep at night
x for Gerson is best
First for asrielle chan
>you will never get in trouble with chara and asriel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI__MU7T_fw
The remake is looking pretty good!
So is that So Sorry x Papyrus doujinshi out yet
Repostin' OC.
I only remembered that Papyrus already has a computer after finishing this. Maybe it's a birthday present from after they get to the surface.
xth for luring demons into traps.
Have any of you ever gotten banned before?
>>144542184
Very good.
Not entirely to my taste due to overly round snout, but very good.
>>144542271
my heart belongs to the dad but I would date the turtle desu
xth forcutting yourself with the help ofFlowey
>>144542304
cute
i love your art. I didn't know you still did undertale stuff.
>>144542359
For?
>>144542359
Yes, for posting a leg. I GOT BANNED FOR 3 FUCKING DAYS!
Void!
>>144542359
never
i'm a good boy
xth for flowey
>>144542412
>not taking two dads
Nth for sans
>>144542359
On /v/ for starting a flame war
>>144542341
That's an oddly long calf.
>>144542359
Often.
I like to shitpost.
>>144542243
>forever doomed to body dysphoria
>always switching my form to something more and more autistic as time passes
>eventually killed off in pity
fits
>>144542359
I posted an unboxing thread on /k/ when my Seadragon came in
bans for off-topic here and there too
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
>>144542341
Candy is great, what are you talking about?
>>144542359
I don't know exactly how it works because I'm an idiot, but I share the IP or something with the rest of the dorm. About a year ago some fucko decided it would be fun to post cheese pizza on /b/ and we all suffered the consequences.
>>144542359
From here, it was for posting that entire BLUH page uncensored (I somehow forgot he was sucking a dick)
I've been temp-banned on other boards for other things. I think the weirdest was posting a shitty version of a character as a pony as a joke (apparently anything relating to MLP is a bannable offense outside of /mlp/, who would've known)
>>144542359
Yes, for one ambiguously erotic picture.
Never for the obviously erotic stuff though.
I dare you to say you wouldn't
>>144542750
>seadragon
You got an oversized rocket?
>>144542841
i wouldn't
what do I win
>>144542359
I got banned for posting a "Steven is Mpreg with Lars' baby" picture on the Steven universe general.
Tem Flakes.
>>144542775
Putting fly paper on the floor next to the bathroom so the baby spider gets stuck and falls over on her butt and webs her pants and is stuck there and cries!
>>144542775
Candy is fucking amazingunlike Muffet the demon.
>captcha: cookies
>>144542359
yea
apparently ensayne's toriel is too far removed from the original
>>144542841
>normal Sans constantly fucked by random humans without consent
>edgy Sans fucking random humans without consentlike pottery
>>144542904
more pictures!
>>144542841
Nein.
>>144542841
Why is this so low quality?
>>144542883
Bad Dragon brand Seadragon
>>144542841
I know you are just baiting for (You)s, so heres one for the road.
>responding at all
>>144543124
Ah, an oversized rocket.
>>144542359
Banned from /pol/ for a day.
For derailing a thread, a shitty one that was derailed already.
>>144542441
For anything.
>>144542496
4 real?
>>144542640
Huh.
>>144542730
GG no re.
>>144542750
I don't get how that was ban worthy.
>>144542775
Did you find out who did it?
>>144542779
Wow, Anon. That's sure is something
>Who would've known
People who read the rules?
>>144542835
Flowey is not for sexual.
>>144542942
Holy shit.
>>144543259
small Bad Dragon brand Seadragon
>>144542359
I got banned for posting a picture of someone's underage steam profile.
>>144542775
Forgot to include image.
>>144542973
Long time no see, bullyposter. NOW STOP THAT.
Having a bottle of fly paper solvent ready at all times!
>>144542996
>Candy is fucking amazing
Yeah!
>unlike Muffet the demon.
AAAAAAARGH.
>>144543272
>Did you find out who did it?
Nope.
>>144543272
>People who read the rules?
Nah, who does that anymore.
In my defense, I think this was when /mlp/ was a new board.
>>144542775
The IP at my old job was banned because someone posted SU porn on /co/ once. It was kinda funny.
>>144543105
Why are human skelebros always niggers?
>>144542017
Thx for the edition
Have a dad
>>144543528
One is lazy
One is loud and obnoxious
it just comes together
>>144543304
That would be nice.For Asriel to really want to eat you, I mean.
>>144543559
>>144543612
>>144543528and they cuck goats and fandoms
>>144543304
>filename
>>144543406
Well good job.
>>144543413
Aw too bad. At least that's over.
>>144543456
Ehh that's fair.
>Posting SU porn
Ho-ho-holy shit.
What kind of shenanigans are they getting into this time?
>Playing video games
>Spend too much time away from /utg/
>Get anxious and feel left out and like I need to come back right away
>>144543731
I just realized something
>Sans is black
>fucks goats (Tori)
He's a muslim
>>144543892
>Well good job.
They banned me for being underage, when it clearly wasn't mine.
>>144543952
Oh you poor little autist. I've known that feeling before.
>>144543952
You are not missing out on anything.
>>144543994
Oh. Did you file an appeal?
>>144543952
>leave /utg/ for months
>feel nothing
I don't get it
>>144543990
>>144544037;__;
>>144544062
Yeah, that's how I'm talking now.
The ban was till like June 20th.
Somehow the mod was unable to see the "Send Friend Request" button on the dudes page.
>roommate starts screaming and yelling for help
>turns out a giant cockroach had crawled into her backpack and she need me to get it out and kill it
people are wusses, also dad
>>144544271
how did a whole turkish man fit in a backpack
Marrying Chara!
>>144544356
lots of lube
>>144544381
>no chara husband
life is pain
>>144544204
Dafuq u lookin at, son?
>>144544462
>no Frisk husband
>while you are the wife
sad
>>144544462
I thought you wanted a Frisk gf
Or was that a different anon?
>>144544204
Humantale?
More like Mulantale.
>>144543413
God, this is too easy.
Here's an idea.Waiting with friends until Muffet walks into class!
Pelting her with crosses and bibles!
Muffet running out of the room with bruises and a couple of black eyes!
Muffet needing medical attentionbut never getting it!
This isn't my forte.
>>144544661
Many anons want many positions in that picture
>>144544204
Not this again.
>MTT
>Black
>Trans
I fucking hate Dumblr
>>144544204
How come all of them except asgore and chara are niggers?and why are they all fucking butt-ugly?
>>144544782
All of them are fine by me desu.
>>144544887
because chara and asgore are evil, and whites are evil. fits perfectly.
>>144544887
Asgore killed kids
Chara is a cunt who appears at the end of the game for a jumpscare and fucks up your game
They're evil
Of course they must be white
We're talking about Tumblr
dogs of future past updated
> frisk is dog
> flowey is dog
> dog is dog
> too much dog
>>144544863
Not to mention he looks butt ugly even though his whole thing is being "absolutely beautiful".
>>144544204
At least Gaster is sparred
>>144545028
>>144545016
But Asgore is also both Trans AND gay so shouldn't he be like jesus to Tumblr?
>>144544863
mettaton being black isn't so bad actually, considering Prince and Michael Jackson
>>144545146
Gaster is there though?
>>144545184
He cannot
He's white
>>144544745
No! Not you too! Do not bully!
>that second spoiler
TOO FAR
Taking the spider to the nurse!
The nurse applying magic healing powder!
>>144545146
check again friend
>>144545236
Oh fuck now I see it
Goddamnit
>>144545184
no because he's a man and he's white.
I love posters.
>>144545480
Same here bro
>>144545480
this is really nice
proper character representation, proper character placement, nice art
>>144545480
Even me?
>>144545195
The artist still made them butt ugly.
Besides his EX form was based on Alphys' animes where blacks are rarely seen so he's probably supposed to be white.
>>144545606
oh I'm not defending that artist, I'm just saying I wouldn't mind a proper black Mettaton
>>144545606
MJ was also white.
>>144545480
best part of this picture is that chara is absent
thank god
>>144542841
Why is this just an alternative version of caliborn?
>>144545597Those flowers grow on chara's grave, you know. So she is there, kinda.
>>144545832
Chara is Frisk's stand.
Did you not play the game or something?
>>144545770
Yeah me neither.
>>144545793
Well I never said anything about MJ.
>>144545319
>TOO FAR
NOTHING IS TOO FAR FOR DEMONS.Waiting until Muffet heals!
Repeating the process until she stops showing up!
Finding where she lives!
Throw bibles and crosses through her window!
Aiming for her headso it gives her a concussion or some other sort of head trauma!
I shouldn't be laughing, this is too fucking easy.
>>144545589
My favorite AU
>>144545832
Worst part is that Gaster is present as if he were an actual character.
>>144545906
I'm just glad your shitty loli demon waifu isn't in the picture, makes me laugh desu
>>144545089
I wonder how badly Alphys is gonna get beat up by Sans and Toriel by the end of this.
>>144545924
>That Sans
>>144546080
>the sans
>not the alphys whith half her head cut off
>>144545998
Yeah that is a bad part, Gaster is pretty shitty.
>>144545989
i like undynefelltale more
>>144546032
Her girlfriend would protect her.
>>144545901The joke was he meant poster like art, but I meant posters like us.
>>144546174
Why is that Froggit purple?
>>144545832
No, chara's there, see?
>>144544204
>>144545963The head concussion makes Muffet into the new God of War via Kratos style,she goes on a vicious killing spree that would make Chara proud, she kill all of those who threw bibles and crosses at her, then goes about destroying any in her way.
>>144546080
>>144546032
frisk's SAVE point is placed just when sans and toriel stumble in so unless something goes horribly wrong he and flowey will be the ones getting called on the carpet
>>144546272
Yeah, s/he's chilling
Taking a break from being Frisk's stand
>>144546213Oh, i see. I thought that it was some impersonation bullshit.
>>144543714
>>144546316
Sounds like your usual demon doing demon's work.
>>144546407
Why does that dead Chara have to look so cozy?
>>144545963
Why? Why are you doing this?Getting the spider some exoskeleton hardening cream!
The spider showing up to school the next day!
The bullies preparing to throw things at her!
The spider is not fazed!
They throw the things!
The spider does not even flinch!
The spider going about her day without worrying about anything!
>>144546174
But Sans is so badass and awesome that even she is too afraid to stop him when we get the scene where he very badassly hits Alphys to a wall by her throat while his eye explodes and he asks "where is the kiddo"
>there's a dogsong Osu! chart
>pic related
>>144542438
It's the first Pap I've drawn in a million years, just felt like going back to it. Don't have many ideas though.
>>144546160
Now this just disgusts me
>>144546576
But when are they gonna fuck?
>>144546552
It's comfy.
Not as fun as being Frisk's stand tho
>>144546552
Death is comfy
>>144546613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xtk9MTS0c
>>144546407
You know, the actual body of Chara would be much more horrific, I mean they had the preservation wrappings removed, and had their body moved from the coffin all the way through different areas of the underground hot and cold, then just buried underneath the ground and had flowers planted on top of them.
>>144544204
>that MTT
Wow he's ugly.just like real trans people
>>144547024
I don't think that's the actual body of Chara, it's just the spirit resting where the body was. After all, it was ~100 years since Chara died at the start of Undertale.
here're some fresh, if a bit eccentric momshttp://imgur.com/a/gNhLw
gotta say, i do like the 2nd and 5th ones
>>144547195
>generic furry shit
>>144546569
This is too much fun.Buying several bottles of bug spray after class!
Waiting until she comes back to school!
Spraying her eyes with all the bottles as she walks into class!
Watching her panic and run into walls blindly!
Doing it again after she stops panicking!
>>144546316
Then she becomes a greater daemon of Khorne! Then gets skullfucked by the Grey Knights in a codex by Matt Ward!
>>144547195
These are really nice, thanks anon!
>"Well, you're done. Guess that means game over."
>"Yeah, you finally get to go home now. I mean, isn't that what you wanted?"
>"What? You seem disappointed."
>"Oh, you really thought you would be able to SAVE them? I'm not sure you understand."
>"They were both scum anyway. You think they deserve to live? Do you?"
>"If you don't understand the point of this, why should we tell you?"
>"Yeah, I think we've wasted enough time with you."
>"Your move, creep!"
>>144547262
like i said, eccentricreminds me of final fantasy more than anything, especially the first one
>>144547152
But still, hanging out where your old corpse is would not be a comfy experience.
>>144547332
She'll just come back from the dead, not even the afterlife can contain her at this point. Your best bet is to run.
>>144546801
After he gets his info he judges Alphys as too rotten for endangering the kiddo, the one and only precious thing to him, and then he shoves her to the floor and then inserts as she screams and cries (but secretly enjoys, Sans knows) and dies there on the floor after dusting internally for two days, and after Toriel tells her off even Undyne has to accept that Sans knows best
Hey folks.
>>144546278
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
>>144547195
Why is the second one eating her ear?
>>144547489
Can't account for personal taste. Besides, that flower patch seems like a nice spot in the Underground. There even seems to be a little sunlight coming through the hole to the surface. And few people come to disturb him/her there.
>>144547489
Not my problem since she got banished for 1000 years. Not even Daemon Primarchs can bypass that rule of the Warp.
>>144547636
think its supposed to be like she's nibbling on a bit of her hairbecause she's really enjoying your hot date with her
>>144547314
Please! Stop!
Getting the spider protective contact lenses!
>>144547332
You too! How dare you claim she is a demon! Just look at her!
>>144547785
I love that spider! Protect her from bullying!!
>>144547614
Hello love
>>144547601
>>144547314
Muffet may not be my favorite either but bullyposting like that just makes everyone uncomfortable.
![1465138789090[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/u3C0pGs.jpg "1465138789090[1].png")
So I still propose that we merge with another dying general of a dead game.
>>144547949
>fetish
>an implication that this is not the standard for sexy and thinking otherwise is not the fetish
i am headshaking and a family
>>144547314
*Protect the spider
>>144547614
>another botposter showed up
I was getting scared that I was alone for a second.
Oh shit who's ready
>>144547976
I still propose you make out with a power drill.
>>144547652
It's a nice spot sure, I just wouldn't want to be underground.
>>144547685
Guess again, you're just going to see her again in like 5 minutes.
>>144547750
Hmm okay, it just looks like she's eating her ear though.
>>144548104
>actually joining the steam group
>>144547976
We've already accepted OFF and Miami refugees, must we accept more?
>>144548104
finally all the gotefags will be gone. it's a good day.
>>144548219
No
No more refugees
>>144547913
>>144548074
>>144547974
Thank you anons. Together we can stop the bully menace.
>>144548104
>>144548171
Well, Chara hated humanity, and humanity is, for the most part, above ground. Seems like the best spot to me. Waterfall would be nice as well.
>>144547915
>that outfit
Hnnnn
>>144548076
Hello fellow botposter
>>144548076
No need to fear, this guy is here.
>>144547915
>warm hole
Oh my.
>>144547785Make me.
That looks like a demon to me, iunno what you're talking about.
>>144547974
Okay, fine.Maybe.
>>144548074
>a third oneMAYBE.
>>144547976
>>144548219
what about earthbound/mother fans
>>144548104
But those anons are all wrong! The gote god is right here, right now! Forever with us!
>>144547974
You're a cool guy Cosgrove.
>>144548598
*You protect the spider further
>>144548647
They are less refugees, more native americans. We just sorta showed up and took over.
>>144548598
She is not a demon!
AAAAAAAAAAARGH!
>>144547974
I think it'a funny.
Especially with horrible characters like muffet.
>>144548351
Yeah I guess you're right. But next to your body though? I think waterfall would be better.
Its a super comfy rainy day
Whats everyone up too?
>>144548598
Stop this bullying nonsense and post some sexy robot.
>>144548352
Well, hi there.
>>144548492
This makes three now, right?
>>144549041
I don't know, I'd kinda feel bad for leaving my body behind. Feels wrong to let it waste alone after, you know, letting me have a corporeal form. But that's just my opinion.
>>144549065
Nothing much really was playing Nuclear Throne earlier, but I'm just hanging out here at the moment.
>>144549065
going insane over this work why did they give us more work after exams that isn't fair
how are you
>>144548829
But it's so fun!
>>144548926
YES, SHE IS, FACE THE FACTS
>>144549118
>post some sexy robot.
Alright, fine.
>Stop this bullying nonsenseᶰᵒ
>>144548775
Thanks kid.
Wanna come with me to the Medieval nights banquet hall?
>>144549065
Chilling with the gf, helping her come up with RP ideas
Protesting against bullyposting
The usual.
You?
>>144549263
Hmm, well alright then. I don't share that opinion, but that's okay, to each their own and all of that.
>>144548957
>horrible characters like muffet
I really really like this bait. Mind if I save it?
>>144549065
Extremely bored. All this vidya, and none of the will to play any. How do you cope with this?
>>144549369
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.
You know what? Fine. She's a demon. She won't take kindly to this, though. I'm warning you. I'd stop it if I were you.
Pulling on Whimsun's wings!
Flicking Whimsun's antennae!
Flipping Whimsun's dress so everybody can see she has to wear pull-ups because of her spastic bladder and anxiety!
>>144549118
Good. Let's.
>>144549186
Make that four.
>>144549609
Nah, I say Muffet isn't a demon. I say she's a spider monster.
>>144549704
Box form a cute
>>144549065
just sittin around relaxing, should be doin somethin like drawing but im kinda tired. it's rainy here too so it's making me sleepy.
>>144549676
Bullies please leave!
Leave Whimsun out of this!
>>144549763
Finally someone reasonable.
>>144549609
Muffet really is a piece of trash.
>>144549065
Hanging out withanon bf
>>144549763
A DEMONIC spider monster!
>>144549609
>How do you cope with this?
You gotta cut down on the amount of vidya you get anon. Play a little bit each day but don't force yourself. Vidya is supposed to be about having fun so you can't force yourself to play something.
If all else fails then you can combine procrastination and videogames and watch let's plays on youtube.
>>144548104
>tfw it's probably away from where you are
>tfw can't get guns to pull out a cool shootout to die in
Why must life be ass
![orig[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SE28Yr5.jpg "orig[1].jpg")
Post things that probably happened.
>>144549280
Oh neato
i wanna play vidya but i think this is a good time to work on my commissions
>>144549336
Awww anon your almost done. Power through, I believe in you.
>>144549584
Aww that sounds nice anon.
You keep at that
About to work on a commission.
Thinking about streaming it but its furry shit
>>144549609
uuhhh get a new vidya that you want to play?
>>144549928
Yeah rain does make me sleepy too but i slept nearly 12 hours today so no more sleepin
>>144550016
cute
>>144549945
Yes, I don't judge. Monster's are people too.
>>144550134
She doesn't look demonic to me, she looks like a cool monster girl to hang out with and bake stuff with.
>>144550229
>>144550016
Dying together with anon bf!
Being soon forgotten by everybody!
Freedom!
>>144550262
Hmm that sounds like a practical use of time to get commissions out of the way, what games were you thinking about playing though?
serious question
is anyone actually going to kill themselves today for the steam group?
my lifes pretty much over so i dont really care and its just a good excuse
not like id do something weird and if anyone finds me itll look normal
>>144550134
Bah! This is the real best spider.
>>144549609
>She won't take kindly to this
GOOD. Demons need to suffer. Besides, you're trying to tell me that demons wouldn't steal money like this?
>>144550262
>About to work on a commission.
>Thinking about streaming it but its furry shit
What kinda furry shit?
>>144550262
Hope the commission turns out well.Oh who am I kidding, of course it will!
If you do stream, have fun!
>>144550456
I don't want that, what's your problem?
>>144550476
Thinking about it but don't really have anything planned so will probably live to see another sorry day.
>>144550229
I want to hug Asriel until he's squishy
>>144550476
Suicide is not the answer anon. Nobody is actually going to kill themselves. Anybody who says they are is bullshitting you.
>>144550339Chara's feet
>>144550476
5 bucks says we end up on the news like /r9k/ did after the shooting.
>>144550782
naw im not gunna dress weird or have any undertale related ritual or some dumb shit
>>144550723
I want to be hugged by Asriel until I'm squishy.
No stiff part left in anon! Hands, legs, head, all soft and give away!
Anon being like a ragdoll!
>>144550476
>stream group
That's suicide on its own
>>144550782
Would be fun
Maybe this place gets shut down
>>144549945
Tossing mud in Tsunderplane's windscreen!
Stealing her hat while she's stunned!
Filling Tsunderplane's hat with worms and a stinkbomb and putting it back on her head!
Taking pictures of the crying, stinking, muddy and worm-headed Tsunderplane and sharing them online so everyone will laugh at her!
>>144550771What about them?
>>144550973
>>144550909
>mfw they blame Toby
>>144550762
>Suicide is not the answer anon.
Not him but
What if I wasn't looking for answers?
What if I'm just at the end of my wit and nothing more than leftover waste?
>>144550782
The more I think about it the better idea it feels like.
>>144550782
>>144551138
>FOX news condemns Undertale for corrupting our youth
>Donald Trump does the same the next day
>>144551324
>implying trump won't make monster waifus/husbandos real
>>144551138
Perfect
Maybe that will make him vanish forever
>>144546801
Oh yeah, artist of that pic updated. And it's nsfw
ha ha ha ha suicide etc
Quick, a cute goat to distract you from my horrible thoughts!
>>144550287
Are you saying demons are uncool and can't bake? Rude.
>>144550490
Why did my favorite franchise have to die?
>>144551561
>Noseless Asriel
>>144551074They were probably used to running around bare a lot
>>144550782
If only they all had purple deltarune robes on for that proper ritual suicide feel.
>>144551670
Because Capcom milked it to death even though X5 was supposed to be the last.
>>144551690What are you getting at anon?
>>144551767
It's a dress
just wanted to post this spider.
>>144551828Nothing. Just stating what I think about Chara's feet
>>144551670
Not saying that, I'm just saying that Muffet isn't a demon. and she is the kind of monster girl to bake stuff with, I'm not commenting on demons baking skills or anything.
