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How fares your empire, /gsg/?
This day in history, June 5th:
1862 – As the Treaty of Saigon is signed, ceding parts of southern Vietnam to France, the guerrilla leader Trương Định decides to defy Emperor Tự Đức of Vietnam and fight on against the Europeans.
1916 – The Arab Revolt against the Ottoman Empire breaks out.
1917 – World War I: Conscription begins in the United States as "Army registration day".
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>News
EU4 DD02/06
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CK2 DD 8 - Life goes on
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# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76
>>EU4 - BDSM
http://pastebin.com/vYbnKvK2
>>[CK2 - 2.4.5] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc
>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.3.3 - 21/03/2016
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>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
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>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V7
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>>[V2] Many Houses Divided - v 0.0.1.1
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jso7qa1c4ystej7/MHD.rar
Old Thread >>144516063
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
>>144541751
fuck off
>>144541751
where were you last thread, you fucking mongoloid?
REMINDER TO PREPARE ALL MEME STEAM REVIEWS TO SCAR PDOX'S HOI4 STEAM STORE PAGE FOREVER IF YOU ACTUALLY BOUGHT THE ABORTION
Hoi4 soon
>Report and ignore autist is back
>>144541730
>>144541751
>stellaris warning
>report and ignore autist
Too obvious lad
>>144541751
Best shitposter strikes again
>>144541878
>>144541887
It
is
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bot
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>>144541730
How can I modify HIP so that pagan religions can be reformed as in the original game (50% authority and 3 holy sites instead of 30% and 4 sites)?
>>144541548
I like that they have a sense of humour lad but they could stand to spend more time on Q&A and less time liveblogging in front of tanks and engaging in bants t b h
In for HOI IV will be fucking glorious and if you think otherwise you're a fucking autistic neck-beard.
>>144541751
>report and ignore autist only appears in threads with the stellaris warning
Hmmmm.... Really makes you think
>>144542012How do you link between threadspls no bully
>>144541751
He's fast!
game when?
>>144541991
It's not a bot, he didn't make the last thread, notice how the OPs are different.
>>144541808
I tried really hard but the DH tutorial was fucking garbage and I felt like it taught me nothing and I felt like I wasted my money.
When I looked at all the online tutorials, they were from the perspective of 500 hour autists and it felt like they don't really care about teaching people how to play, only optimize the play of others.
Reminder to post build liquor factories
Reminder that Hearts of Iron IV has its own general and discussion of the game doesn't go here. Thank you.
>>144542105
Just paste the post number like in a normal response
I think you can use the actual link to the post as well but haven't tried that in ages
>>144542138
>EU:R is back on the menu
Fuck all of y'all.
Anybody got a link for Distant Worlds?
>>144541751
Damn I was getting a bit worried when I did not see you in the last thread...
the meme is true liquor is the most profitable good
Why is HoI4 casual compared to HoI3?
>>144542105
You have to go back.
anyone have the link to after the end 2.5.2?
>>144542105
It does it automatically if you just link the post number.
(Might not work on archived threads, not sure)
>>144542276
Arrows and mana
>>144542309
press CTRL+W to get to the after the end website :)
This thread is part of a raid by the steam group who removed HOI4 from the correct infograph.
Please delete this shitpost thread and make a new one with the correct updated infograph and ban OP as he is Cobra, an underage steam group shitposter.
>>144542276
Play HoI3 the play 4 tomorrow. You'll see.
>>144542170
I'm one of those 500 hou autists so I can't really help you except if you have specific questions
I learned the game by playing MP with a guy who explained every single thing to me and that was pretty cool, but I don't even remember what I had problems with
>>144542276
The micromanagement is SEVERELY reduced. Some think complexity = good game design (and I disagree heavily) and they're whining about how you don't have to assign officers and HQs and all sorts of dumb shit for like 30 minutes before unpausing, but hoi4 is literally a line drawing game.
>>144542457
Cobra was banned yesterday though
>>144542457
Cobra is the R&I autist?
>>144542276
more micromanagement equals more complexity.
Now go fucking paint a wall with a paint roller while I gently apply paint with a toothpick, because I'm hard and cool like that
Reminder to check out the new Paradox blog for updates
https://www.paradoxplaza.bIoghost.com/
>>144542556
You're retarded
Scrapping your OoB and redoing it takes 3 minutes at the very most
The only thing that annoys me about HoI3 is having to drag the corps level HQs along
>>144542309
first try >>144542401
if that doesn't work tryhttp://www.mediafire.com/download/1rsuvgtl4c54j5h/After+the+End+0.7.1.zip
I couldn't stop myself, it's like watching a train about to hit a car parked on the tracks
I might be in the minority here but I'm not so much bothered about silly Press Bhutan blobbing (in all honesty this has been possible in every GSG) and more bothered by the phenomenally shit AI.
>>144542072
Thanks anon.
Already added War in the east to my wishleast for this summer saleand took off HOI IV
>>144542470
DH has some great mods, that one Commie Germany AAR on >reddit looked like a pretty fun mod, and not to mention the legendary Kaisserreich that gives all Wehraboos, Commies, and Monarchists boners at the same time.
>>144542684
>all those HoI4 dlc plans
>>144542684
nice malware
>>144542629
No, I'm not changing any goods for now.
>>144542729
>more bothered by the phenomenally shit AI.
in all honesty this has been possible in every GSG
>>144542753
Just remember Matrix games are always expensive as fuck, even if they go on sale
>>144542684
I didn't know that Johan has a math Ph.d
>>144542556
you realize you don't need the leader assigning autism or even the hq moving autism to still have a realistic command structure? it could have just been automated like hoi2, don't know why it was removed in hoi3.
>>144542684
fucking saved
>>144542724
Why didn't you just pirate, lad.
Why are you enabling paradox?
You make me sad.
>>144542470
>>144542756
I just couldn't find the time or willpower to read any of the 5 page tutorials or watch the 35 minute tutorials
>>144542926
I also bought it for a 20 people MP on launch day desu
@144542880
^^^THIS!
people are complaining and be all like hoi4 be bad and shit but hoi4 is better than any other GSG so far i mean wtf?
>>144542519
thanks hpm. but are you sure that this doesn't mean that the 16.8% of people who can afford to get the luxury needs also happen to get 100% (16.8%) of the everyday needs?
>>144542857
maybe you should show me the goods
>>144542971
Yeah I know how it is sometimes, you just gotta be in the mood to invest 3 hours or so upfront until you're halfway decent
>>144542708
>>144542912
I never played HoI3 :^))) but I did see a lot of posts on here and it looked way too annoying for me, and people would post like 50 pictures just setting up their army before unpausing.
>>144538101
Still working on Operation Atlantiküberquerung, assuming the british territorys don't get overrun, I will land my primary army there.
When the yanks move up to aid there canadian friends, I will land in washington and new york with my Heeresgruppe B.
Then I move Mots and Light Armor to florida and try to secure as much territory as possible.
The question is: when do I attack?
If I'm lucky I can reach the British lands before they are fully occupied.
If I wait I probably already have researched nukes, also if japan does OK, the USA could draw all its attention west.
I could also try to conquer Panama to prevent their shipmovements.
Any more suggestions?
>>144542926
arrrrrrr me matey :)
>>144543041
That's a percentage of the luxury needs they are getting, not the percentage of people that are getting their luxury needs.
The percentage of everyday needs they get is 37%, as shown in the image.
Unless I completely misunderstood what you meant. In that case, sorry.
Playing babby's first HoI3 game as Germany, just took France
I neglected to build a navy so operation sea lion is off
How many troops do I need to fuck up the Soviets? They have roughly 2 million or so
>>144543148
>game crashed
fuck
Reminder that since previous Paradox games were completely shit at launch and then become good after 100$ of dlcs it's perfectly fine for their new games to be also shit at launchxDxD
>>144543225
Can you give me a download link for Distant Worlds, please?
>>144543276
>I neglected to build a navy so operation sea lion is off
no need, the AI is shit, you can just dodge the british navy and land
Be warned though, Soviets automatically attack after you take London
>>144543276
4 full Infantry armies and at least 2 panzer armies.
ie.
At least 100 Infantry divisions and a further 20-25 Pz divisions with some 20-30 pz-grenadier divs (motorized/exploit).
it's here lads
>>144543225
how can you know if 16% means that 1000 people get 16% of what they need, or that from 1000 people, 16% of them get everything?
>>144543475
I probably would fuck it up though, I tried invading Japanese China as the US once and completely failed because it's impossible to get enough supplies through the ports
>>144543489
Is it possible to beat the Soviets with a slow frontline assault? Just moving the frontline ahead one province at a time is my favorite
help
>>144543586
hi I'm an entitled pirate who want a link
I'll say thanks but I won't give money
maaaaybe a few years later I'll buy it discounted
my parents didn't take care of me as a child
>>144543586
>>144543824
Samefag
Also, can you please give me a link to Distant Worlds?
>>144543683
>I probably would fuck it up though
I managed on my first playthrough, it's apparently not that hard. Maybe I was just super lucky, I dunno
>hoi4 will be absolute shit even in ways I didn't think it would be
>played DH, hoi3 and liquoria 2 a gorillion times already
>even made my own personal mods for each of these games
>can't bother to finish playthroughs anymore
>gsg memes are getting stale
I think it is time to say farewell to this autism. It is finally time to become a normalfag, I guess.
>>144543683
>Is it possible to beat the Soviets with a slow frontline assault?
Only if you're playing on easy.
Otherwise you're gonna grind your manpower to 0 before you even take moskva.
Just try small encirclements mang. Even HOI veterans fuck them up every once in a while.
>>144543938
t.ALPHA
>>144544113
ja
>>144541273
You know it, lad.
>>144541751
based shitposter
>>144544130
>>144544113
>>144542183
>>144542261
Alright I have been putting this off for the entire time you've been doing this, over a month now, atleast. I am really fucking annoyed by this meme. Victoria 2 is a great game, by far the greatest grand strategy of all time, in no other game can you manage an economy, your pops, your diplomacy, your taxes, your army and your sphere of influence at the same time. Victoria 2 takes every element of every game and makes it great. Your pathetic fucking mana/dynasty/OoB/insert single issue game simply can't compete. I've tried playing them, believe me. They are pathetic. You play them and you only have to manage one, maybe, two things. Hah, what is this mess? It's a botched job. A complete write off. And sure, if you like that sort of purile simplistic shit then more power too you, it's not my job to kick down your sandcastle. But why must I spend my time arguing this with you? Just because Victoria 2 is too complex for you doesn't mean it is for everyone. And when challenged you crawl back into your same abhorrent memery, because that's all this is, you don't have the slightest clue what you're saying or who you're messing with, because if you did you'd stop. Go back to playing your blob simulator, little man, because this general belongs to us. The true strategy gamers. Not your lame, disgusting casual shit. And you know the worst part? We can't even meme back. Hell, I'm sure there's some really overpowered trade good in EU4, but we can't say "hurr durr naval supplies" or whatever because the simple fact is nobody has played your favoured game since EU3, back before they dumbed it down for people like you. So well done, my friend, you made an intellectual victoria 2 fan MAD. You've achieved your greatest feat since you formed grossulmiums, mark this on your wall as a victory for your abysmal existence because I can tell you now, kiddo, this is your peak.
>>144543665
I'm pretty sure the former is what happens because pops act like a block.
I could be wrong though.
>>144543938
why not get some people together and create the ultimate autistic meme gs game?
>>144544401
>implying it wouldn't be completely unplayable shit
>>144543938
One can hope that at some point a Black Ice like mod will be created for it.
>>144543824
Literally wait 10-20 minutes at most and It'll be up on all pirate sites.
>>144544572
t. liquormemer
>>144543986
>Only if you're playing on easy.
>Otherwise you're gonna grind your manpower to 0 before you even take moskva.
Bullshit.
In HoI3, in my first Germany game (and first HoI3 game overall, had some DH experience though) I beat the Soviets without any problems and actually had more manpower at the end of the war, and I didn't even know how to build proper divisions (I think I was using 4xArm as armored divisions and 3xInf + Art as infantry). Soviets are a pushover. Then I got Great Britain with paratroopers.
HoI3 as Germany is easier than fucking EU4 as France. The only "challenge" in vanilla is figuring out how OOB works.
>>144544694
He's ironically shitposting
rebels killed me, I'm bored again
>>144543824
*that wants a link
>>144544774
I'm non-ironically judging myself while asking for a link
gib please?
>>144543824
>>144544694
The leak is already out bros
http://www.torrentdownload.on.zoy.org/7b5bfc998a55%Hearts-of-Iron-4-Leak/
How bad is the shitposting going to get over the next 22 hours?
>>144545019
By 5 in the afternoon, it's gonna reach /d2g/ levels of shitposting
>>144545019
Manageable if you report it
>>144544980
That's illegal, you can't leak the beta
>>144545091
What is /d2g/? Diablo 2 general?
>>144545019
imagine if paracucks released a patch that made vic2 only have liquor factories
I propose a general quarantine for this general at least for the next 30 days.
Nobody creates a /gsg/ thread so that we force the HOI4 fags to create their own separate general.
>>144545019
virus don't click
>>144542009
Any help?
>>144545019
It will probably break through the Maginot line without any problems
>>144544980
fucking zoy.org link I didn't FUCKING NOTICE fucking botnet I CLICKED ON AGAIN YOU FUCKERSSSSSSS REPORTED
>>144544198
>haha, this is a historical battleplan and I chose to display it to show how autistic I am
>I also thought that nobody would notice that I cheated for fuel and supplies
Wew
Who /sad and lonely on yet another weekend's end/ here?
>>144544363
Hey HPM, do you think you could modify the Opium War/Arrow Inciddent event chains to reward Qing if they fight them as per real history? (Maybe a research point bonus, admin efficiency, etc.) Since as of right now, there is no reason for the player to fight the wars since it is much more advantageous for them to just surrender instantly
>>144545162
>thinking this will stop us
cant wait to post on /gsg/ about forming Großdeutschland, how HItler dindu nuffin and holocaust mods with my /v/ros
>>144544980
thanks lad
>>144545389
It would be much more advantageous for the Qing to just surrender instantly though
>>144545110
>>144545269
t. Falseflagging Paradox shills
>>144545351
Try /sadandlonelyfor10years/ ladGet on my level;_;
>>144544980
LE VIRUS LINK MEME XDD
SO 2016 XDD
kill yourself please
>>144545268
Maginot line is just a timed modifier where troops can't move in france
You can spend fuhrer mana points to decrease the time needed
>>144545351
I'm happy.
No work, no college, nothing to do just having fun.
Eternal weekend!
>>144545538
And if I don't have any Duce Magic ? Can I just pay Johan 0.55 shekels to speed up the progress for just one game ?
>>144545142
dota
it literally turns into twitch levels of shitposting during tournaments
>>144545561
Man.
I'm in college.
Currently "writing my Bachelor's thesis".
I don't leave the house often since I don't have many courses left and I'm living in dirt.
Feels bad
>Be me, playing CK2 as Britannia
>My 59-year-old Emperor gets assigned to one of my armies
>Goes to fight an army 1/10th his army's size
>Takes a crushing blow to the head
>Still leading the army
>Manages to destroy an army almost as big as his
>And yet he still can't give away a fucking title without council approval
How do I kill myself?
>>144545497
t. Cobra
Paradox is an excellent company, having taken care of its vast consumer base and going above and beyond the call of duty to keep the games updated and fresh for free, no less.
>>144545351
That goes without saying, lad, no need to blog post about it.
>>144543728
I wonder who's behind this?
>>144544363
HPM guy will you be playing HoI4? and did you play stellaris?
>>144545646
Duce Mana is just re-skinned Fuhrer Mana you have to get in a 1.33 EUR DLC
>>144545798
1,33 Euro well spent I would say
>>144545781
The eternal Slovakian
>>144545753
THIS. As much as I'm hyped for HoI4, I won't download any of the links you pirates post here, out of respect for Paradox and respect for my very own principles.
>>144545781
freaggin epic
Post download link, want to do an ebin Greenland game with that
>tfw japan accepts peace within 24 hours of DOW
Feels lucky man.
>>144545343
>my plan is so autistic someone thinks it's historical
>im also so good at resource management he also thinks im cheating
HoI3's not that hard senpai. Maybe you just need to git gud
Don't forget about HOI3 /gsg/, the best HOI
>>144545723
>Currently "writing my Bachelor's thesis".
I'm not the only one then.
>>144546052
Please teach me how to be as autistic as you
If I had no moral integrity (and it's being sorely tested) I would milk these fucking retards so hard their teats would fall off.
What the fuck is wrong with these "muh preorder" cancer morons? Who the hell is this audience that a) plays autistic games and b) has so much money to burn they'll give companies money for a non-existent product? It honestly boggles my mind.
I'm convinced you could pack a turd in a box and faggots would rush to preorder the Alpha Release: Special Boxed Poo Edition™ on Steam in droves.
If you want to look at why games are so shit this is 95% of the problem
>>144545781
Post link, I want to play this till HoI4 comes out.
>>144546198
I got 3 months and 3 weeks left.
I'm gonna be ok, I think, but it severely impacted my personal life.
I don't HAVE to leave the house anymore and my inner social retard showed.
I even got contacted by friends and club members why I wasn't showing, but I simply told them that I was busy writing.
Didnt HoI3 have mana? Why is HoI4 mana bad?
>>144546343
Look for hpm's post last thread
>>144546306
>Look at EU4 from launch till now
>>144546436
HoI3 mana has realistic name.
>>144546436
>Why is HoI4 mana bad?
Because it's a new game
>>144546486
>liquor
How long have the memes been in real life?
>>144546458
http://www.mediafire.com/download/1rsuvgtl4c54j5h/After+the+End+0.7.1.zip
is it this?
>>144546306
>hoi4
>autistic
lol
the game is being amrketed to 14 year old casuals
>If you want to look at why games are so shit this is 95% of the problem
no shit bro, paradox has long since stopped making games for people like us
you only realized that now?
>>144546306
>Who the hell is this audience that a) plays autistic games and b) has so much money to burn they'll give companies money for a non-existent product?
the american middle class is what you're looking for
>>144546029
>>144546029
>>144545753
Me too, piracy really isn't cool when it comes to companies that put in as much effort - for the players - as Paradox.
>>144546546
Did hpm post that last thread?
>>144546052
>that horrific mess in northern china
god bless
>Available: 6 June
>It's been the 6th of June for fucking ages now and the game still isn't out
>>144546052
I don't understand this.
I have made similar battleplans and I've come to the conclusion to never make them again.
>make a complicated battleplan for China
>rush through China in less than 9 months - Battleplan was completely unnecessary and I could've just pulled my divisions straight through the mainland
Why do you keep making battleplans?
It's just so anticlimactic when you notice that they were in no way necessary. It also breaks my immersion to notice that I'm not muuuh general, but just some dude fighting a retarded AI.
Post ebin HoI pics
pls r8.
No burry.
This HG will be reformed into HG Nord and HG Mitte
Will post HG C in a moment
Also, I would use the battleplan editor if the tools weren't shit to use.
TWENTY HOURS
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What do I do to pass the time?
>>144546839
>living in the 3rd world
>>144546037
>>144546343
Here
https://www.mediafire.com/?rhbh33sk85mlvpa
This version has the SoE gov taken out because it creates a lot of memes like Turkey forming because a province in bumfuck Libya got infected
>>144546917
>Living in the past
>>144546839
it's been out awhile now
>>144546306
>EU4/HOI3/Vic2/etc. at launch was bad but now is good
>so it's okay for HoI4 AI to be bad at launch too
>becuase it's fucking nonsense that they would apply what they already know into their new games amirite??
>>144546939
>SoE gov
what do you mean?
>>144546436
See >>144546537
Newer games from Paradox should have evolved past the mana shit by now and moved onto something more similar to wargames. Wargames are the natural evolution of Grand Strategy, and Paradox is deliberately going against it by casualizaing their games, making them look like playdough cartoons, and rehashing old mechanics.
>>144546992
that's a lot of bytes
>>144546992
6 gorillion jew bytes
I don't think my hard drive has enough space left. Gotta buy a new one
>>144546896
I love love Shen
but the VOICE just doesn't match the FACE and it's absolutely INFURIATING and driving me INSANE
WA KE
ME UP
INSIDE
>>144545485
I know, but there should be a risk-reward for Qing. If you try to fight the Europeans off and not be Europe's piggy bank, you should get rewarded with admin efficiency or tax efficiency or something, at the risk of being curbstomped by the GPs and having an even harsher peace.
Ignoring pricehow are Horse Lords and Conclave for CKII? Good? Bad? By Paradox standards of course.
>>144547193
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>>144547267
Horse Lords is a shit DLC that makes playing hordes anti-fun.
Conclave is a shit DLC that makes your council anti-fun and frustrating.
>>144547101
State of Emergency, it's a meme that the original zombie mod maker made up when it was made in like 2013-14, but since now a lot of events and names rely on a specific governments it ruins a lot of countries
>>144547267
they are so great you just need to buy them pls buy pls support paradox goy
>>144547267
horse lords is a tumor, conclave can be interesting
>>144547193
It does actually
>>144546887
You'll be happy to know battleplans are important in HoI4 then
Preorder it while there's still time
>>144547387
>Horse Lords is a shit DLC that makes playing hordes anti-fun.
What about playing as non-Hordes?
>Conclave is a shit DLC that makes your council anti-fun and frustrating.
For all levels or just king/emperor?
>>144546245
>>144546887
I was shilling HoI3 to a friend who seemed interested in playing, so I made these ridiculously complex battleplans in China, even naming individual divisions, to show to him. Eventually it just became a habit in that playthrough, and the battleplans actually helped quite a lot in amphibious landings where I had to manage many different forces across large territories. I managed to take all of SEA + Darwin, Australia in 4 months, mirroring the successes of the IJA/N's similarly autistic plans IRL.
This is Operation Swooping Hawk™. The SNLF that attacked Perth screwed up, so Australia lasted 15 days instead of 7. Took me hours to plan, but only minutes to execute, but the satisfaction was well worth the effort.
>>144547267
Horse lords is ok
Conclave is pic related
>>144547515
>draw a line straight through the aral sea from persia to moscow
>annex russia for 450 diplomana
>oh yeah baby thank you wiz
t. podcat
>>144547541
Looks pretty hot desu, even though I'm still not convinced that it doesn't feel underwhelming
>>144547106
In fairness to Big P, EU1 was basically ripped off from a French board game. While I could be wrong about this, I think HOI is the closest they ever came to a more traditional wargame, and it was still based on the Europa (from EU1) engine.
I think the best thing that could've happened for Paradox would've been to buy out a smaller wargaming company and use their talent to take their own titles in a more serious direction. Instead they're going for this flashy 4X(ish?) meme stuff.
It's a shame but it just means there's a market being left hungry right now.
Is black ice any good? I just installed it
anyone else get a chub when you impregnate a woman in CK2?
>>144547827
I usually impregnate men
Whats a good beginners nation to play as in HOI 3?
>>144546839
Why the fuck is a game released on a Monday?
>>144547827
Fertility and impregnation become a fetish in a time of national decline t b h
>>144547819
If your autism levels allow you to manage even more fucking micro then yes.
It's fucking amazing.
Also, disable the 'scripted revolts' on game start. Theyre fucking retarded and youll lose supply throughput and resources left and right.
>>144547961
Because D-Day.
>>144547961
Because if they had released it on Friday people would have complained all weekend while Johan is leaving the country with all the money
>>144547961
They're waiting for Ramadan to release the game, HoI4 is a halal game
>>144547931
Unironically Germany.
>>144542724
>Grand Strategy
>Victoria 2
>EU4
>HOI3-4
kek
>>144547996
Well we are succeeding in genociding those pesky goy animals you fool, of course their nations are declining.
/r/ing the ebin HoI 3 vs. HoI 4 meme p-pls.
>>144548039
>Commemorate a brutal battle by released a wargame on its day
I'm sure it's what war vets would want
>>[V2] - Legacy of Slovenia v1.01
http://pastebin.com/72Yhqm5i
>>[V2] - unHPM v1.3.1
http://pastebin.com/zK3YrpNx
>>[V2] - 7 Years v4.1
http://pastebin.com/fMCvXaAA
>>[V2] - Robmod v2.5
http://pastebin.com/MHswMhZi
>>[V2] - Visegradmod v3.2
http://pastebin.com/C8swKB9t
>>144547693
There's no higher pleasure than a plan just neatly coming together.
This is Operation Setting Sun™, and the AI fell right into this trap whether it really was responding to my landings or not. Battlefleet Yamamoto successfully intercepted and destroyed the expected Royal Navy response while Nagumo successfully covered the landings in Bombay and Karachi after destroying docked enemy submarines in the Maldives Pearl Harbor-style. Meanwhile, the IX. Infantry Corps, which was motorized, took Delhi within two weeks amidst an outnumbering but thoroughly stunned and disorganized Allied army.
It's the kind of event that would be discussed in war colleges years later in in this alternate history that I'm making, and because I'm the one who specifically planned it, it just feels so good.
>>144548370
Thanks HPM4
>>144547961
because they always assume everything will go horribly wrong.
If they release it on friday that would mean 2 days of waiting.
You have to release on monday if youre a shit developer like paradox.
>>144542724
>unironically having the wiz memepatch installed
You have to go back.
>>144548346
>>144548218
Thanksif im not being memed that is
I heard Russian was easy mode, have i been wrongly informed?
>>144548346
>>144548370
thanks based cobra
>>144548478
>tumblr
You have to go back
>>144548367
90 year old people don't usually play video games.
>>144548548
Soviets are easymode unless you rp historically. Though enjoy spending an hour organizing the red army into something that resembles a coherent fighting force.
Russia is losing faster than i expected tbqh
>>144548548
germany is so easy you can't fail, japs can be fun since you can decide when you enter ww2 and china is good practice
>>144548370
Thanks Cobra's confidant
has there been a single let's play/twitch stream that hasn't become utter chaos and >HRE-tier borders across the globe by about 1942?
>>144548787
>infantry spamming
>>144548879
what else is there to spam in 1914
>>144548418
This is interesting. Pls continue
>>144548879
That's the best way of playing dh
>>144548418
>drawing autistic plans
>that don't even do anything
>against AI that can't play for shit anyways so you can do whatever you want and still win
>>144548474
what's wrong with it
hoi4 torrent when
ngl I am pretty Hype
>>144548787
Are you Bulgaria? Romania can't join if Russia doesn't control any A-H provinces
>>144549174
>>144544980
post hours
>Bridger invading the USA as Germany
>Nuking DC twice
wew
In a test game I did the Ogres went mad and conquered all of Tanaris.
Has anyone actually found a video/stream of hoi4 enjoyable to watch?
they put me right to sleep
>>144548990
>playing against AI that can't play for shit anyways so you can do whatever you want and still win
>not roleplaying as an actual general so you can actually get some fun out of it
>>144549530
I guess it's all ogre now
>>144549665
>>144549665
There's one where a guy wins world war 2 that's pretty neat
>>144549390
wew
>>144548990
Like I said mi familia, I was doing it to get a friend to play HoI3.
>>144548971
I took plenty of screenshots of this playthrough but since 4chan doesn't support multiple image uploads unlike ((that other site)), I won't be able to explain anything within a short time but also with reasonable detail.
I eventually invaded Britain in November 16, 1944 staging from basis in Axis Spain, and took London by Jan. 1, 1945. Hiter landed a few divisions in Scotland. World War II ended in Jan. 4.
I spent the rest of '45 and most of '46 gearing up for a planned invasion of the continental United States, but at that point my autism reserves ran dry and I was intimidated at the scale of the simultaneous amphibious invasions I wanted to do. Since I couldn't bring myself to go to war without continuing the trend of making autistic battle plans, this playthrough's been on hold ever since.
>>144549447
did the US put up any significant resistance at sea or upon landing?
>dat AI border protection
just retook luhansk from those god damn separatists
now i'm pissing off big brother russia
On a scale of 1-10 just how fucked am I?
>>144549257
Yeah. Aw never knew that
>>144549963
I wanna play as interventionist soviets, can you safely send all your divisions to spain?
What the fuck happened on stream that made even the paradrones question their glorious leader?
>>144547526
>What about playing as non-Hordes?
Then it changes very little. Only adds the Silk Road and expands the map a little
>>144549447
>plays Soviets
>helps spanish anarchos with conquering "sehvelia"
>invades the finish (no, not the finnish) "karhjahlah"
fucking americans I swear...
>>144549963
>>144550023
>Qing is scared of Shangqing
lel
>>144550005
Shit, where's the link for the torrent?
>>144549963
What the nigger are those little squares besides the sprites?
Wheres my fucking NATO counters?REEEEE
>>144550116
This. I want to believe
>>144550197
>Wheres my fucking NATO counters?
DLC
>>144550116
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/ddrjake-playing-bhutan-and-invading-japan-right-now.941386/
>>144549826
other than editing HTML how does one get that many hours?
>>144549901
Its nice, but I prefer an Indian campaign by the Japanese as its much more believable
>>144550185
not torrent but here you go lad
https://mega.nz/#!0dZXiSCK!f412M7SGLTm2LBfbkrcSxLhek2tnafYI0GJVdfON52k
https://mega.nz/#!NdJE3JqD!I5s9y5KsQRv-OW_li8blB_qT1iEIhOhlm1tRnsq_jeg
>>144550116
DDRJake has been exploiting the game all weekend showing off its faults. He singlehandedly ruined HoI4's reputation before the game has been released.
>>144550048
You can only send a few units, and it depends on how many divisions you have.
>>144550197
You can change it to counters, but you have to disable the sprites too. Surprised Paracucks even added them, they chimped out when people asked to put them in
>>144550346
autism
>>144550346
How the fuck do you get that many Skyrim hours
I admit you can waste several dozens of hours just looking for it to become good but at some point you have to realize how boring it is
>>144550005
can someone stream this? I have no fucking idea how to play.
>>144550346
It's called idling they leave the game open while they shitpost here then post that stuff like it means something
>>144550497
visit /tesg/ sometime, also modding might as well be a mini game
>>144550337
>all that respectful disagreeing
I'm glad there's that many HoI3 fans
Here's to hoping this will be Paradox's Dragon Age 2
>>144550346
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